#hard feelings

[mangoshorthand]

Five Hargreeves Meagalist

Hello, I write aged-up Five Hargreeves smut. Sometimes also not smut. But mostly smut. This is a compendium of my work.

Request status: Closed Request info + rules

[Based on behaviour I have become aware of on here: I know saying 'don't plagiarise my shit' will do nothing to stop actual plagiarists, but just know that, if you do, you are no better than ChatGPT and will not see the light of heaven.]

One + Twoshots

Not Smut (G-M rated)

Tickle War | Five Hargreeves / GN Reader (Fluff)- Words: 1.5k

Dickhead Sugar Daddy | Five Hargreeves / GN Reader (Angst/Fluff)- Words 2.8k

Two Old Men | Five Hargreeves / GN Reader (Fluff)- Words 3.3k

No Blinking! | Five Hargreeves & 3 y/o daughter (Fluff) Words: 3k

Twelve Feet Away From the Mistletoe Part 1, Part 2 | Five Hargreeves / F Reader (Fluff, angst) Total words: 5.8k

Senseless | Five Hargreeves/ GN Reader 1.3k words, Rated T/M (Angst + steamy)

Strings Attached | Five Hargreeves / F Reader (Steamy angst)- Words: 4.8k

The Changeling | Five Hargreeves / F Reader, Five Hargreeves & 8 y/o daughter (hurt/comfort) Words: 7.7k

Smut (E rated/18+)

NSFW Alphabet | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader - Words: 2.4k

Two Items of Business | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader/ FReader- Words: 2.1k (kind of a crackfic. Not my best.)

Goddamn Darling | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader- Words: 2.1k

If Tonight Was Our Last | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader- Words: 2.4k (mild smut, probably between M+E ratings)

Boy Wonder | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader- Words: 2.7k

Lucky Fucking Pillow | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader- Words: 3k

In Your Hands | Five Hargreeves / GN Reader - Words: 3.1k

The Birthday Boy | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader- Words: 3.8k

Your Desperate Man | Five Hargreeves/ GN Reader- Words 2.8k

Venus and Cupid | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader- Words 4k (inc. fluff, romance, hurt/comfort)

The Birthday Girl | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader- Words 2.8k

The Pandas and the Conservationist Part 1, Part 2 | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader - Words 11.8k.

My Kind of Deli | Five Hargreeves/ F Reader - Words 8k.

Series + Multichapter fics (best read on AO3)

Hard Feelings (E rated/18+) : 6 parts

You're Five's latest assassination target, but things don't go to plan and now he wants you as his fuckbuddy. What starts as a casual relationship soon comes to mean everything to him, but what can Five bring to a relationship? After 45 years alone, (or almost alone), how do you rebuild your understanding of partnership? Five has to listen, learn and face the future as well as his past.

Includes: No Hard Feelings Before A Fall Flesh and Blood Arrow of Time After We Fall The Years Between (oneshot collection)

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The Neurosis of Five Hargreeves (M/E rated): 2 Parts

Covering Five's readjustment to society post season 3. This series uses prose, monologues, transcripts, and case notes to explore Five's mental health demons, delusions, and recovery from decades of apocalypse trauma.

Not canon compliant. In this household, season 4 never happened.

Includes: Alias Number Five She

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The Moth and The Spider (E Rated): Please heed tags.

Maybe it was the booze, maybe it was the fear, or maybe some sick, twisted part of him was titillated. Even looking back, he never knew. In the dark of nights years in the future, he couldn’t help linking how it turned out to this one mistake. Perhaps if he’d fought her just a little longer, it might never have turned into what it did- perhaps it would never have gone beyond that first night. In fact, it seemed likely: that’s how he knew it was all his fault really.

The Handler knows Five will be a difficult agent to control, but she also knows how to exploit his weaknesses.

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Headcanons

Usually based on Tumblr asks:

SFW headcanons because I am capable of them y'know

Cooking

'Not like other girls' girls

Five hates himself

Five as the father of a son

S4 speculation

My dreams for Five in S4 (boy, was I disappointed)

Why Five's favourite word is "shit!"

What would Five look for in a partner?

Would Five be ok with not having kids?

A guide to flirting with Five

Five and Wordle

What did Five do in the apocalypse? (mention of masturbation- not graphic)

Five's enjoyment of murder

S/O stealing Five's jackets.

NSFW headcanons ah, safely back in my lane

NSFW alphabet

Five's relationship with the Handler (triggering content)

Five with a menstruating S/O (NSFW only because references sex)

Five + submissive pillow princess

Hargreeves brothers sharing sex tips

Five and flirtatious jokes (mild)

Mannequin banging: part 1 , part 2

Apocalypse sadwanks

Five eats pussy like a madman

[little-blurry]

[thecoldcoffeecup]

in my head i play a supercut of us

[cuando-fingi-quererte]

No quiero ser ese chico que te hace llorar, al menos que sea por una garganta profunda.

— G'

[eternaloptimistsphere]

please could you be tender?

[ourstaturestouchtheskies]

Lorde x summer x Monet

Poppy Field in Giverny - Claude Monet // Argenteuil - Claude Monet // Wheat Field - Claude Monet // The Louvre - Lorde // Hard Feelings/Loveless - Lorde // Stoned at the Nail Salon - Lorde

[falsecardigan]

No but who let Lorde make melodrama? Like greenlight? Liability? Supercut? Writer in the dark? The lovere? Homemade dynamite? Perfect places? Hard Feelings? Loveless? Sober?

[thepathetickind]

by laurenmaerie, breathe and go on

[mangoshorthand]

I am no longer ashamed of Hard Feelings Part 6!!

You’ve both been busy building Five and Luther's fledgling foundation, not made any less challenging by an uptick in media attention. Meanwhile Five’s nephew Santi returns to the academy with a secret and no idea what to do with his life.

But one trial will dwarf the rest, one that will test Five's formidable strength and determination: your teenage daughter getting a boyfriend. 

I don't expect you guys to care about this, but I sure do! A year after it was posted, I finally edited this to be a better fic!

Secrets and evil plots bubble away in the background throughout...so if you want a long read with some smut, psychological breakdowns and looming, this is for you!

Hard Feelings Masterpost

[raoulgael]

It seems like I saw you ? Where are you located?

realy ? 🤨

are you french in france ? 🤔

beside you seems engaged 🙄

[autumnrory]

"The Little Things", Dolly Parton / "Superman", Taylor Swift / "In Real Life", Demi Lovato / "Towers", Little Mix / "Hard Feelings", Lorde / "She Gets The Flowers", Beth McCarthy / "Flowers", MARINA / "Flowers", Miley Cyrus / "roses", Kelly Clarkson

[unplugstar]

[lavender-long-stories]

TELL EVERYONE ABOUT HARD FEELINGS 🥳🥳🥳

>.> Hard Feelings is once again @nikandrros fault.

Hard Feelings was a simple, cute idea of Hinata caring for an andriod Sasori. Where Robot!Sasori wonders if his feelings are real or the result of programing.

Or rather, it was a simple and cute idea that I was going to turn into a one-shot, but ... I may or may not have written 5k words in notes for it in one sitting, and I didn't even get to the end.

This ask is in reference to the WIP ASK GAME

[perasperaadastrid]

I light all the candles/Cut flowers for all my rooms/I care for myself the way I used to care about you.

-Hard Feelings/Loveless, Lorde

[martspng]

💔 hard feelings 💔

[tuesdaysr4sleep]

there is no goodbye. You place the forehead i kissed hundreds of times down on the couch and i never see Your eyes again. between struggled breathing You let out a sigh repeat the words i’ve just said and i never hear Your voice again. i’ve tried hundreds of times i can’t remember what it was like before the last moment. when You loved me believed I could do no wrong was that the day We looked at christmas lights what did We have for dinner did You even hold My hand? i remember the apartment very dark. You must’ve had work gone to bed i didn’t join You. there’s a photo of me in Your mirror standing with only underwear on in the living room sent to him. less than thirty-six hours later You turn the lock to the bathroom door And i never see You again. i've tried hundreds of times i can't remember the last time i said i loved You.

fragments of the poem "Go Back and Tell It"