#peter 3.5 // post nwh verse

[itsybitsyparker]

Peter knew he was cursed. There was bad luck and then there was getting stranded in an alternate universe where no one knew he existed with his ex-best friend who had tried to murder him on more than one occasion. 

Guess which one he had? 

Still better to stick with someone from your own dimension he guessed. And well, he wanted an excuse to talk to Harry- to talk things out if he could. And WOW. That was a new thought. Making amends with Harry Osborn.

Up until he had caught that other MJ, he’d only allow himself to think about CAPTURING his universes Goblin. Making him pay for Gwen. He’d mourned his best friend, it’d been easier to pretend he’d already died, even after he’d made that cure.

But it hadn’t helped. It had only made him more miserable. So, if they were stuck together maybe it was a sign to try a new tactic. Make nice. Make up. Be.....friends again.

“So, they uh, don’t have Oscorp here,” God. That was a bad conversation starter. He was so bad at this. He turned to Harry and attempted a smile. “Starktech looks pretty cool I guess?”

@csborn​

[itsybitsyparker]

Peter wanted to go home. He’d been homesick before, he’d been scared before, but never had he been so sure that he was never going to see his home again. This May was nice, and her little apartment was cozy, Peter could easily imagine growing up here, cramped but happy. 

But the fact was, he didn’t. He grew up in a narrow little two story in Forest Hills. His Aunt May was a small, sad eyed woman with grey in her hair but a hug for those who needed it. His Aunt had just gotten her nursing degree and was working night shifts in the hospital. His Aunt was the best Gardner in Queens, loved baking shows and hated cop procedurals because they reminded her of Ben. 

This wasn’t his May. This wasn’t his Queens. He wanted to go HOME. 

Still, he didn’t want to be rude, especially when this May had so graciously opened her home to him after he’d gotten stuck. So he smiled instead of sobbing and brought his plate to the sink, nudging May with his hip. 

“Is there anything I can do to help May? I’ve been told I’m good at doing dishes.”

@webbedaunt​

[itsybitsyparker]

Oh, if he was going to be stuck in the wrong dimension he was going to heckle the SHIT out of the wizard responsible. So, when Peter learned that the wizard had a girlfriend who worked in the hospital he knew he had to check himself in.

Well, that and the fact that he’d gotten shot. But his healing factor could take care of bullet holes, so it was mostly to embarrass the wizard. And what do you know? Strange was here! Ah, fate.

He glanced up at Christine, lovely, lovely nurse Christine. “Did you know your boyfriend got me stuck in the wrong dimension?” 

“I mean that was pretty rude of him RIGHT?” He sticks his tongue out at Strange for good measure. “I was just minding my own business and then POOF. Here. Hey, Strange, are you going to lock me in the wizard dungeon?” 

So, morphine might be a factor here. Oh well, it’d wear off in a few minutes

@mystifiicd​