#Believe Recordings

[donospl]

Europe Jazz Media Chart - TOP of 2024

Joachim Kühn French Trio The Way (ACT) Marek Pospieszalski Octet & Zoh Amba Now (Instant Classic) Norma Winstone, Kit Downes Outpost of Dreams (ECM) Tyshawn Sorey feat. Aaron Diehl & Harish Raghavan The Susceptible Now (Pi Recordings) Tomasz Dabrowski and The Individual Beings  Better (April Records) Krzysztof Komorek, Donos kulturalny, Polska Red Hering Butter bei die Fische (Double Moon…

[frownyalfred]

hey just for the record, if you’re on r/ao3 and keep running into these kinds of comments on bookmark related posts — it’s not a good take. calling someone’s writing “slop” and saying it deserves criticism for being bad BECAUSE it’s posted publicly might seem like a nuanced take, but I promise it isn’t.

yes, sometimes us writers get a little too obsessed over a cryptic comment or bookmark; no, that doesn’t actually mean the solution is to say whatever you want in them because authors “deserve” your honesty. 

I know we’re in a touchy time for readers and writers, but comments like these are NOT kind, refreshing, or nuanced. they’re just kind of mean and discouraging.

[prlssprfctn]

Cryptid!Alfred, who is actually immortal. Like, he cannot die for forever - he did once, during the war, and after that... for some reason, he kept coming back, completely without any additional magical help. He sometimes dies again, and then mysteriously comes back on the next morning, as if nothing happened. Bruce used to it at some point, so instead of asking questions (Alfred has no answers, anyway) he just pretends that it is normal. He gaslights kids to think the same. Like, what do you mean he died, Damian? No, he is alrightish. Look in the kitchen, he is making us breakfast. It probably was just a bad dream.

So, when Jason dies and gets back? Oh, Alfred knows his grandson has the same curse/blessing. Because it wasn't the Lazarus Pit that brought Jason back after all, but some strange, unexplainable force. Perhaps, both of them are just bound to end up as guardians, as warriors and protectors - that's why they keep coming back.

...Nevertheless, it doesn't make their family less... anxious about the whole thing. These two from the other side? Oh, they absolutely enjoy their immortal hang-out hours.

Jason: What was your funniest death?

Alfred: I am going to say... that one time, when I was teaching young master Bruce using a hunting rifle, and he accidentally shot me. I came back in fifteen minutes, and, of course, a poor thing was sobbing, but afterwards he was doing all chores for a month. Wonderful days.

Jason: Damn, poor Brucie... My funniest gotta be that one time, when Roy and I got drunk, and I legit jumped off the building because I thought I can fly. Roy had never got sober that quick.

(The first time Jason dies on the family's watch)

Dick, sobbing: Alfred... Alfred... He died! His neck was snapped! How can I live-

Alfred, casually leaning to snap Jason's neck again: Wake up, my boy.

Jason, dramatically gasping for air: Damn, who made me a massage, while I was sleeping?

Tim: What. The. Fuck.

[batsyheere]

"So, handling your archnemesis," Danny starts. The room falls quiet, heads slowly turning to look at the man as he writes the words on the chalkboard. When finished, the characters somehow both messy and neat at once, Danny places the chalk back down and claps his hands.

"I typically call them fruitloops. Often they're in a better position than you are- older, richer, more powerful. They may have some sort of status that protects them when facing the public."

Tim wondered where Dick was right now, and if he was laughing. His brain was lagging like a computer as he tried to process what Danny was saying, and how seriously a few of his fellow teen vigilantes were taking this.

"Some of their more common tactics are-" the chalk was picked back up, and Danny writes as he speaks.

"Manipulation, isolation, conditioning, and empathy."

MICE.

Tim stares at the board, and quietly slips put his phone.

-What have I done to deserve this.

Enjoy your lessons Tim-

His head thumps against the desk. Conner leans over, gives him a pat on the shoulder but returns to taking notes as Danny goes on to explain the conditioning tactic.

[chongoblog]

A little warning to anyone only perceiving in three dimensions, this mashup is a bit of a doozy

[hinamie]

some quick jjk eye paintings

[irenespring]

Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.

Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.

That poster must be having quite the experience.

[sarcasticscribbles]

That's all folks!

All 14 Poll Avatars are done! Thank you so much for making these with me! I can't express enough how happy I am over the response for this project, I had so much fun designing the characters and connecting with a bunch of you guys! I've uploaded all statements to Ao3 if you'd like to read through them, otherwise @alukardtheabysswalker have voiced all statements and put it on a playlist for you to check out!

This has been super fun, and I'd love to hear from you about these guys, any questions or thoughts! (From TMA Poll Avatars; October 2023, to January 2025)

[idlenight]

Idle's Warframe memes collection 2/? (the hex edition)

Bonus Drifter:

[cryiling]

chat is this anything

[dailycupofcreativitea]

"So then he threw the Dragon Ball into the ocean, but luckily we had the Dragon Radar, so Bulma sent Gohan to get it, and then..." 🫠

(In other words: Trunks finally hears about Vegeta's shenanigans from the Saiyan saga to the present. But the others reassure him that Vegeta's (probably) a team player now, so it's okay!)

[euphreana]

Real question:

Put your denomination in the tags if yes!

[erandraws]

Tfw you want to kiss your boyfriend who just returned from a world saving mission but you’re also very much a fugitive and a war criminal

[thatgoddamngingerundercut]

BTS Memories of 2020 Agust D 'Mix Tape' Making Film cr. 0613data

[draco-glacialis]

Rio, looking through her clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Jen: Agatha's in the kitchen.

Billy: *spits out drink*

Lilia: *starts chocking on her tea*

Alice: *drops TV remote in shock*

Agatha: *smirks; a very proud look on her face*

Sharon: *oblivious in the garden*

[afurtivecake]

if andrew was a bit swayed by kevin, i cannot blame him in THE SLIGHTEST. kevin is like, specifically engineered to appeal to all of andrew's protective instincts:

fleeing horrific abuse from a grade-A asshole

thinks about going back to the abusive situation sometimes

needs him all the time

hot.

and on top of that, kevin tells him he's worth something and that he'll give him something to live for.

like idk what else andrew could have done. the man is not made of stone.