#Before I Do

[pineapplehazard]

i'm just a girl... of course i took a screenshot🫣

[magic-crazy-as-this]

So I've seen a lot of posts today and yesterday celebrating Jason's birthday and not a lot for Alfred.

I therefore headcanon that the family all collectively decided to celebrate the butler's birthday a few days later so he gets a special day to himself while Jason - who never really got to celebrate a birthday - is able to enjoy his day.

Unfortunately, the first year they tried this, Damian came home with a stray cat on the day they'd picked out.

So now Alfred has to share a 'birthday' again.

With Alfred.

[cinamun]

TFA is back on schedule today! Good morning friends and not-friends too!

[ssongsboo]

heejake stans always complaining abt their men turning into whores but this is what i have to deal w on a daily basis 😐😐

no bc i actually cant fucking do this anymore i hate him sm

[fandom-shit-i-like]

I did NOT expect that to be the first chapter of this book… whew boy… i’ve seen some stuff from the fandom and i am prepared to feel things

[pink-rhinoceros]

sea bear attacks are a very real danger on the Boiling Isles. No one tells Luz that though, who happens to bring along some cubed cheese when the Hexsquad goes for a camping trip...

[sparklebyte]

“here’s what we know about the uhc shooter”

WRONG! He is a suspect and we should treat him as such. He should be treated as innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. He’s a person of interest not the killer. I don’t care what the media or authorities are saying, he’s a human being who deserves a fair trial and deserves to be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[etakeh]

[blitzbuckz]

// I want you to know this ships about to be lovey-dovey as fuck and I want them to ship so bad

//NOT ME SEEING THEM LIKE:

[beebfreeb]

[violent138]

There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:

Goon: "You won't kill me."

Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"

Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."

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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"

Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."

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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*

Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"

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Steph: *clears throat*

Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*

Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."

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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*

Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."

Gordon: "What."

Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

[hinamie]

to moving forward