#Been reading about ferrus and corvus

[meangreennunseen]

The more I read about Primarchs, the more sorrow I feel for them. So many of them early on came to terms they are not ordinary humans and in truth tools for something greater, and yet they didn't know for what for the longest time.

Just the whole thing of being made into human and yet not fully human, being forced to accept your fate, while living among ordinary humans. Realising that's the life you are not meant to have and the feelings you can experience and yet cannot fully comprehend.

The fact that Primarchs were created to be perfect and live their lives among humans of various cultures and yet they truly only exist to serve the one purpose just hurts me to immense levels...

[nightghoulz]

Konrad gets a Room First

Look at him staring at the door - more under the cut, mainly my drabble that I hope is entertaining

I haven't gotten any custom content other than one thing to fully color the sclera of his eyes so bear with me through the EA furnishings for now.

As I upload these screenshots, I'm realizing that the urn I shoved on one of his bedside tables is gone. So much for giving him as much 'creepy' stuff that EA has so far. I'll probably have to resort to making my own cc at some point.

The rest of the house isn't done because I am busy at work (save me) as well as me being picky- not a good trait to carry while playing this game.

His room and connected bathroom <3

I spent three hours on this. My eyes hurt so bad oh my god. There's not enough clutter in base game- it restrains me from spending another three hours on it though.

Plan so far:

In house one, I've got Konrad, Corvus, Fulgrim, Ferrus, Sanguinius, and Vulkan. Konrad and Corvus get to be right next to each other to cause drama. Holes will be punched in the walls. Fulgrim is there because of the mentor connection to Konrad in lore, and I couldn't separate Ferrus from him! Sanguinius is there because having two psychics in one house sounds soo great. Vulkan is here to cause even more drama with Konrad as well.

There will be two other houses that come eventually. If I get super attached to this I'll (sadly) hand my money to EA and buy the rent pack so EVERYONE can live on one plot. Emps can be the property manager or something. Malcador can help too.

House two will have Dorn, Perturabo, Guilliman, Lion, Horus, and Leman. Also to cause drama. House three will get Khan, Mortarion, Angron, Magnus, Lorgar, and then the twins. The further down the list they are, the less I know about them so they'll get their time in the spotlight once I learn more about them.

I can't think of a way for them to all be genetically related (not necessary but if I ever got to making the legions, family tree would be wickedly cool) other than Emps and Malcador getting to it eighteen times and just separating them among plots with a custodian babysitter until they turn to adults and can be roomies. But that's too time consuming and my first time back in this game isn't going to be Empreg.

Also I made Ferrus and like where on earth is all the art of that dude??? I'm so sorry Iron Hands fans, you all have been getting crumbs

If you read this ily

Have this for shits and giggles!

[geooricle]

And now, because I've finally read that far, the loyalist sequel:

Bahab Bastion, Sanctum Imperialis, Imperial Palace, Terra, 5th of Secundus 014.M31

Rogal Dorn: My Lord Regent of Terra, generals and commanders of the Imperial Army, Loyal sons of the Emperor of Mankind, blacksheilds, chosen of the Sigilite, brothers. Today, the first shots have been fired in... wait a moment, where is everyone?

Sanguinius: Can you be more specific, Rogal?

Rogal Dorn: Well, for a start, weren't you travelling with Guilliman and the Lion? Who between them have the vast majority of our troops.

Sanguinius: So, there was some warp bullshit, and we got separated. But Guilliman said he would definitely be no more than five months late, probably for sure.

Rogal Dorn: And the Lion? Is he going to show up?

Sanguinius: Maybe? Honestly, I tune out most of what he says.

Constantin Valdor: Understandable.

Rogal Dorn: AndLeman? I swear he was here when I left.

Sanguinius: He left a note actually.

Rogal Dorn: What.

Sanguinius: Here let me read it “Dear Rogal. Sorry for missing your big speech, I'm sure your plan would have been really good, but I've decided its easier if I just go stab the bastard. Ice planet bros. – Dictated but not read, Leman of the Clan Russ. PS- Dad, IOU one spear cut from the wood of the World Tree.”

Rogal Dorn: I mean.... there's no way that would actually work is there?

Malcador the Sigilite: Probably not.

Nethanial Garro: No.

Gavrial Loken: *emphatically* No.

Sigsmund: *equally emphatically*YES!

Rogal Dorn: Fine, moving on. I know Ferrus and Vulcan are dead, but, you'd think...

Malcador the Sigilite: No. Vulcan lives.

Sanguinuis: Uncle, Vulcan died on Macragge. I saw his body placed in stasis. I spoke his eulogy.

Malcador the Sigilite: I know. Nevertheless, Vulcan lives.

Rogal Dorn: So... where is he?

Malcador the Sigilite: In the basement.

Rogal Dorn: ...why is Vulcan in the basement, Malcador?

Malcador the Sigilite: He is aiding the Emperor in His part of this conflict.

Rogal Dorn: Elaborate on that.

Malcador the Sigilite: No.

Rogal Dorn: (long pause) Fine. Well, as I was saying, I know Ferrus (Checks around the room to see if anyone will contradict him before continuing) is dead but what about Corvus? He should be back from rebuilding his legion by now? Didn't the Emperor give him a tonne of super pure gene seed so he could do it super quickly?

Archamus: So according to the last message we got from Deliverance, he locked himself in the bathroom and won't come out. They're trying to figure out how to pass him rations under the door.

Rogal Dorn:This is ridiculous! Sanguinius, have any of our brothers other than you actually bothered to show up to the most important battle in human history?

Sanguinius: Well...

Rogal Dorn: Oh no.

Jagati Khan: Well, well, well... isn't this a turn up for the books?

Rogal Dorn: Oh please no.

Jagati Khan: While you built your high fortress walls, I studied the blade. While you where having premarital sex I mastered the Path of Heaven. While you wasted your days commissioning statues of yourself in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the galaxy is on fire, and the heretics are at the gate, you have the audacity to come to me for help?

Rogal Dorn: (Sits down. Puts head in hands) Sigsmund, express displeasure for me.

Sigsmund: (Screaming) CUNT!

Rogal Dorn: Thank you, Sigsmund.

Ullanor, early 041.M31

Horus: Brothers, I have recovered from my injuries, and forces are gathered, the seas of Terra shall boil and the stars fall, Mortairon reports that the first ring of Dorn’s defenses at Pluto have fallen an… what’s wrong with Fulgrim?

Fulgrim: I obey only Lorgar…

Lorgar: I have no idea what you mean.

Horus: Why is he staring at me with glassy eyes and sharpening the Primarch-killing anatame I gave him?

Fulgrim: Must… kill.. Warmaster… for Lorgar…

Lorgar: That’s probably normal.

Horus: Okay, second and possibly more significant question, why is he a snake?

Perturabo: He always looked that way I'm pretty sure.

Horus: Really? He always had no legs and six arms?

Perturabo: Yes.

Horus: Okay… fine… glossing swiftly over that… we have like three people missing. Where’s Curze?

Perturabo: AWOL.

Horus: What do you mean AWOL? Whose commanding his legion?!

Perturabo: Nobody. Like, half of them showed up if that and they all seem to hate each other.

Horus: Fucking… Well then, where’s Alpharius?

Lorgar: He sent a note.

Horus: What.

Lorgar: It says “Good luck bitches, I’m out.”

Horus: …what about Angron? Perturabo, Malhogurst specifically told you to make sure Angron would be here.

Perturabo: He’s here.

Horus: ….where?

Perturabo: In this box.

Box: *Muffled swearing and screams for vengeance upon the unjust universe*

Horus: Well... can you let him out?

Box: *Sounds of gnashing teeth and chainsaw revving*

Perturabo: …honestly, I would not recommend it.

Horus: ……it’s fine. This is fine. We can still win this. I still have Mortarion, he's still reliable…

Abbadon: Sir, message from the Death Guard… I couldn’t hear much over the flies buzzing and the screaming, but I think they’re calling in sick.

Horus: FUCK

Horus: Why are group projects always like this?

[relax-and-read-on]

Haven't been super active, and again, I'm sorry. Health and spoon are down the drain. So, have a quick primarch headcanons post:

Primarch sleep pattern!

Alpharius/Omegon : probably those that sleep the most. However, no one know this, as there is always one "Alpharius" up and about. They actually sleep much better if they are sharing a bed together. Very much need those weighted blanket.

Konrad: One of those that can go the longest without sleep. While he has a bedroom (with his emotional support rotting corpse), he never really sleep there. If he HAS to sleep, he while find himself a ridiculously small corner, that no one would beleive he can wiggle into, and make himself a weird "nest". If he feel safe and hasn't slept in a long while, he can go at it for days.

Magnus: actually take the time to sleep every 2/3 days, just so that he can go visit people in their dreams. His mind doesn't need it, and his body is made of warp stuff, so his appearance can be a bit... Distressing, while he sleep/dream.

Corvus: She actually fall asleep in the most random of places. Chairs, on work table, while literally standing up... She rarely catch more than 3 hours at the time, and just generally cat nap as much as she can if she feel safe.

Roboute: Actual record holder of the longest going without sleep. Has mastered to an exact science how much he can work at peak capacity before his skills falter. Only primarch with an honest to god recaf addiction because of it. When he inevitably crash and burn, he will maybe allow himself 6 hours before he's back on his bullshit again.

Mortarion: he actually try to sleep on a regular schedule.... But it take him SO LONG to fall asleep. And if he doesn't have his respirator, he has a tendancy to have sleep apnea, wich aint good for him.

Leman: H a t e sleeping alone. Truly hate it. He was raised by wolfs and vikings, he had no idea this was a Thing until he went into space. As such, he will often invite his sons into his bed (not even in a sexy way, he just really like to cuddle), or invade his bro's bed if they are around. His fav cuddle buddies are Horus and Vulkan.

Fulgrim: Will whine and complain if he doesn't have the silkiest, smoothest bedsheet in the world with a millions pillow and a handmade matress. That said, he never complain when he end up sharing Ferrus lumpy bed, even if he steal all the blankets.

Ferrus: if you ask him, he will say point blank, no shame, "I sleep better when Fulgrim is there." Insist on being the big spoon, or on having Fulgrim literally sleep on him. He just... Feel more at ease with everything if he can hold the most precious thing in the world to him.

Vulkan: This man need noise to fall asleep. When he was very small, his dad even made a small cot so that he would be able to nap in the forge while his father worker. Novice salamander would often freak out a bit at finding their father asleep in a random training room on a pile of mats, but the older one always make sure to have a flow of activity and happy, joyful noises around him.

Lorgar: fall asleep on a normal schedule and relatively easily... And then get some solid nightmare or flashback. As such, he sleep very little. He does his best written work in the middle of the night, and writing has become one of the few things that actually calm him down. He cannot fall asleep if someone is in the room with him.

Jaghatai: generally sleep badly in space. He's just... Not comfy if there's no fresh wind, and noises of wild life. He also prefer sleeping if there is someone else in the room with him. Not even in his bed, just a companion reading in a corner is enough.

Horus: He's stupidly bone headed about sleep. If he's doing A Thing than he HAS to finish it first. Sanguinius is one of the only one that can convince him to put something down and sleep already. Insist on sleeping with Sanguinius if he's there, even if he always end up with a mouthful of feather.

Lion: complete disorder sleeping. He cannot lay down to sleep, and has the lightest sleep of all primarch by far. He can go awake almost as long as Konrad or Roboute, but his tiredness is almost unnoticeable. He's a predator, and always perfectly aware of his environment.

Rogal: he has a strick, perfectly respected schedule of when and how he should sleep. Does he like it? Hell no. But he thrive on routine and not going to bed at his expected bedtime would somehow feel even worst. H a t e that he has to sleep.

Perturabo: Night terrors. Every. Single. Fucking. Time. He still force himself to go to sleep on a regular schedule, as much as he hate it having to deal with them. The most likely to try any and all drugs/medication/product in the hope of getting ride of those nightmare. Occasionally has a good night, and he's in a very clear better mood the following morning. (Those are the night Magnus visit his dreams, and keep the nightmare at bay)

Angron: the nails occasion fits of narcolepsy from time to time, especially after intense stress or exhaustion. It's actually policy amongst the World Eater to leave any sleeping brother where they are, no matter what. It's one of the rare moment when they are truly at peace, and it's pretty sacred.

Sanguinius: if let to himself, he would always sleep in a hammock type thing. It's a lot more comfortable for his wings. He actually does sleep a lot, as his body get incredibly tired by flying around. Wiggle a lot in his sleep, and is suspiciously picky about his bedding. Will slap any bed partner in the face with his wings, and would be embarased about it if Horus wasn't so stupidly in love with him.

[zombie-techpriest]

My Primarch Top List

This is just my Personal Opinion!!

From least to favorite.

18. Lorgar   I can‘t say that his story isn‘t interessting, BUT I have a BIG Problem with Religious Fanatics and because, he is an Asshole. Thanks Lorgar, you ruined the Imperium (Sort of) -10/10

17. Mortarion Simple Problem: I can‘t stand Body odor or bad smells in general and he is the embodiment of bad smell and everything disgusting. His Character… no...Just no… But like with Lorgar, his lore is interessting and the design kinda cool but NO!!! Sorry Morti but you STINK!! 0/10

16. Lion El‘Johnson Just...boring!! He is the one I always keep forgetting that he exist in the First place! I like his legions, I mostly like Asmodai that guy is so free of all humor, he is Funny. But no chance for Lion, he is boring. 1/10

15. Konrad Curze That man is my Teenage years: Cringy, Egdy and greasy hair and because he reminds me too much about Cringy Edgelords I can‘t stand him. Its the point of Edgy that stops being cool and just being Cringe. That whole Vampire thing is meh..no. Not anymore. My 15 Year old Self would have LOVED him, but now, doubled in age, he is just Cringe. 1/10

14. Horus Same as with Lion, he is just BORING!!! Even his Design is Boring! A bit Higher because, I cant forget a guy as important to the plot as Horus and I like the FAN made Stuff about him and Sanguinius. 3/10

13. Alpharius/Omegon Cool idea, not too many informations about them. I wish there would be more. But the Idea is great XD Want more 5/10

12. Rogal Dorn Well since „If the emperor had a text to Speech Device“ I like him more, but Sorry, I‘m Team Perturabo, so yeah. Also I Dislike his colors and these Armors his Sons are wearing. 5/10

11. Leman Russ The Wolf, the Space Corgy, the Emperors personal Lapdog and Trashman who does everything without asking too many questions…I have no problems with Leman BUT a bit more Brain would work Wonders…Still, I like the idea and I like wolves.6/10

10. Jaghatai Khan Design, Hairstyle, Fighting style, BEARD!! Everything Check! Cool dude, I like a man with a nice beard XD Every Primarch should have a beard! (Yes Fulgrim too!) 7/10

9. Ferrus Manus I like nearly everything about him. Many people say he isn‘t interessting, but hey, he died pretty Early before the real shit hits the fan, so imagine what COULD have been with him around longer. Also he is kinda the Techpriest version of a Primarch and...well, I love Techpriests. Also, nobody can tell me, Fulgrim cloned him to play chess with him. We all know whats really going on. 7/10

8. Fulgrim Close to his best buddy is Fulgrim, the pretty one. To be honest, I like his Demonform more than his human Form and also Slaneesh is my Favorite Chaos god, thats mostly why Fully is so high up here^^ Storys and Design is almost Aways good here, so I don‘t wanna repeat myself too often. 7/10

7. Roboute Still unsure how to pronounce his last name, So I just call him Rob, or Captain America, because thats who he reminds me of (Guess it was on Purpose) This spot in my list is Less about him and more about the wonderful, the best, the grumpiest but still so Awesome CHAPTERMASTER!!!! Seriously Marneus Calgar is a 10/10 while Roboute is a 7/10. 

 6. Vulkan Everybody loves Vulkan. The Teddybear of the group, the big strong one with the soft heart. That being said, I know he can be badass and I wanna see/read even more Badass Stuff. And he won my heart as he smashed Konrad with his hammer XD 8/10

5. Sanguinius Angelboy was always the prettier one, between him and Fulgrim in my eyes. Also I love the pure Irony he embodys by looking like an Angel, a religious figure in a time that forbids religion and his wings are part of a Mutation, but Mutants are hunted down. Love me a good Irony XD Also his Story is pretty impressive, his relationship to Horus made it all even more tragic and I love to draw him, so….8/10

4. Corvus Corax First question I have: What came first? The Primarch or the Band? And yes there is a Band named Corvus Corax XD He is like Konrad but in Cool and less Edgy. I like his legion, his Design and this man is ONLY a man with a beard and Yes TTS, because of that I love him 9/10

3. Magnus Magnus is the reason I like Warhammer 40K. He was the very first Character I ever saw and is the reason I got into it. Also my very first Primarch Figure I build and painted. His Story, kinda tragic, his powers, really awesome and his wings are prettier than Sanguinius‘ Wings! (fight me on that if you want!) 9/10

2. Perturabo Something about him is just Fascinating. So much potential but gets always ignored by his Father, no wonder he got grumpy and Angry. He is the strongest and smartest of ALL primnarch but NO, Daddy prefers Rogal over him and I understand his displeasure very much. That man needs a hug. A BIG Hug! 9,5/10

1. Angron Angry boy is my number 1. I LOVE HIM!!! His tragic Backstory makes me wanna hug him, even though I know he would kill me. Used and Abused by his owners and later by his Brother Lorgar, Angron needs somebody who loves him. And I wanna give him All the love he deserves!! 10000/10 My Baby!!

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Ok so a completely impartial opinion on the „Which primarch is best in bed" topic from a person who doesn't feel attraction to ANY of these Bois

Lion- 5/10. AND THAT IS NOT A BAD SCORE. Lion does what he needs to do and nothing more. His partner is always okay, he is always okay, nothing exceptional, but nothing to complain about. Perfect middle ground.

Fulgrim: 9/10. Hear me out here for a sec. Fulgrim would be perfect but he is overwhelming as fuck. If someone just wants to have a nice and wholesome vanilla time, Fulgrim will probably always bring some kinky bullshit to the table.

Perturabo: 4/10. Perty doesn't give a fuck about you. He's probably not even sexually attracted to anyone. Having said that, he's building sex toys for Fulgrim.

Jaghatai: 7/10. The Khan FUCKS. I would imagine it like Khal Drogo in the Song of Ice and Fire books. Nothing actually kinky per se, just like... Really rough vanilla. Which is great for some, not so good for others.

Leman: 7/10. Probably same as Jaghatai but more Viking flavor and he will lift his partner just to display his power.

Rogal: nope/10. Rogal is ace. Period. Leave him alone and let him build things in peace.

Konrad: The Night Haunter is a 3/10. KONRAD is an 8/10. When we are talking about Konrad as the sociopathic murderbatman, then no. No one wants that. But if we are talking about Konrad as the tactical leader, terror tactics user and justice enthusiast... Then yes. 8/10. He would be amazing. But same problem as Fulgrim.

Sanguinius: NOPE/10. Sanguinius. Is also. Ace. And all the blood angels too. (It's canon) He was too good for you anyway

Ferrus: 3/10. Ferrus is the stereotypical man. He only thinks about himself, his partner is never satisfied, never experiments, and his hands are cold.

Angron: 5/10. Would be the same as Ferrus, BUT he actually lasts long enough to do something.

Roboute Guilliman: 7/10. The opposite of Fulgrim. He is AMAZING and vanilla and cuddles, and nothing else. But hey. He's a good guy. Husband material.

Mortarion: 2/10. Stinky. Selfish. Probably lost the ability to enjoy it because of all the toxic gases he's been huffing.

Magnus: 8/10. Look. In my headcanon, Magnus is demisexual. It's very logical if you think about it. So he is rarely attracted to anyone. But when he IS. OOOOH BOY. He did his reading. And he's a shapeshifter. What else could you want? Only problem: Probably tries to use warp fuckery in bed like that one scene in Watchmen. Homeboy out here cloning himself so he can rail you while he's studying in the other room.

Horus: 8/10: Same as Roboute, only more willing to experiment.

Lorgar: 2/10. No. Just no. Never. In no universe. Stop.

Vulcan: 10/10. Yes. Just yes. Always. In every universe. He is amazing at cuddles, gives great hugs, but is also kinky and will support your kinks. Concerned about your well being and always asks for consent on everything. Best man.

Corvus: 9.5/10. Same as Vulcan, only he's probably a bit less cuddly. Sorry Corax, you get second.

Alpharius and Omegon only have sex with you so they can steal your wallet and identity. If you're okay with that, they are a solid 7/10.

[sink-kitty]

rating primarchs on how they would hug

because who wouldn’t want a 12 ft man to scoop u up and give you a nice hug (in no particular order)

i REALLY hope this hasn’t been done already :(

• Horus Lupercal : 11/10 ok tbf i am a SIMP for him. but like… he’d probably squish the shit out of me and id be perfectly ok with it. he’d probably pick me up by the hair like a cat’s scruff too. and i am content with that fate

• Leman Russ : 7/10 oh god. you’d think he’d *probably* legitimately injure me but i think he’d be very kind. would probably be… fairly confused at first. like what do you want. what is this

• Ferrus Manus : 10/10 I LOVE MAKING FUN OF HIM HE WOULD REFUSE TO TOUCH ME but in all seriousness he’d give very strong hugs like a dad

• Fulgrim : 8/10 if he’d actually let me touch him fulgrim would probably not hug back. but if he initiated the hug he’d have my face buried in his hair (which i can only imagine smells like what biting into orange PEEL tastes like.) i started writing this part and ayesha erotica played from my horus playlist

• Vulkan : ?/10 i know like nothing about him (yet i kinda like him) so someone who actually knows how to read can fill me in. i just know he’s nice his hugs would probably just be. fine

• Rogal Dorn : 8/10 LOOK. HEAR ME OUT. HEAR. LISTEN TO ME. he has that dad energy. he wouldn’t give ferrus hugs BUT i think he’d be lovely. like he’d press the bridge of his nose against ur cheek kinda hug. or say smthn all breathy in your ear. this is horny i’m sorry

• Roboute Gulliman : 2/10 he would refuse to hug me. like i respect you. i call you Gulliman the Big Blue Bitch but ily. a hug from him would be too loose he’d drop me and not apologize >:(

• Magnus the Red : 20/10 look if i wanted to give horus/fulgrim a hug i would give magnus everything i have. i wanna bury my face in his hair i love him. he’d be so gentle. and like actually willing to hug me

• Sanguinius : 8.5..?/10 he’d be really sweet and try his hardest but it’d be kinda hard to hug him w his wings. but! there was an attempt. if he could do it properly with his big ass wings it’d be okay but.. i don’t wanna get a mouthful of feathers (in this scenario :)

• Lion El’Jonson : 1/10 id be kinda into him despising me but he would just genuinely not give hugs. i ahte u

• Perturabo : 10/10 biased but if he gave me a hug it would be so genuine and sincere. like he’d have such a kind smile being hugged genuinely by anyone other than his brothers bc nobody rlly cared enough. anyway

• Mortarion : 3/10 id love to smooch but a hug? nah. wont elaborate.

• Lorgar : 4/10 lorgar…. hm would honestly give ok hugs? that’s all i have to say

• Jaghatai Khan : 7/10 would give the roughest hugs and i’m into that. not pop-like-a-grape horus rough but just. rough, yknow another one who’s very dad like!

• Konrad Curze : -1/10 smell like absolute shit and would claw me half to death giving me a hug. now usually? id be so into the clawing to death thing. but KONRAD?? fuck you. i hate him. he’d give the worst hugs.

• Angron : would die/10 look, id love to hug him, but he would genuinely kill me.

• Corvus Corax : 6/10 he’d be shaky and honestly probably would not hold me, but id love if he would. honestly really needs a hug though.

• Alpharius Omegon: 11/10 I LOVE. T H EM. amazing hugs. like sincere and warm and nice !!!! alpharius/omegon my beloved

[ask-the-ursa-mother]

Seloras Opinions on the Primarchs:

A thing requested by @psycherprince / @ask-ephraelrhiannon ! Seloras opinions on the Primarchs! Prepare for hilarity and a touch of heresy! Under the cut.

Horus: “That crazy ass motherfucker decided to listen to the other motherfucker- What was his name? Oh yeah! Erebus! And then he went batshit and stared the heresy. I’m STILL mad about it.”

Leman Russ: “One free wolf man. I didn’t dislike him, but I still don’t LIKE him either. Bastard disappeared into fucking oblivion. I hope he comes back at some point though, or I’ll hunt him myself!”

II and  XI Primarchs: “I dont know, honestly. I dont even think they were found. Or if they were, perhaps they told the Emperor to fuck off and got killed.”

Ferrus Manus: “His weapons were beautiful. I wish I could have snagged one of his knives at some point, but I was never able to. Its a shame what happened to him.”

Fulgrim: “You know, I appreciate perfection, seeing as how my Ember Guard strives to do the same. I don’t know where the fuck he is, last I heard he became a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh and disappeared into the warp. Can’t say I blame him with how fucked everything is though.”

Vulkan: “He was sweet. At least from what I remember, I only met him briefly when he was in a conference with Robute. That was probably my most pleasant experience with a Primarch I’ve ever had. I’m mad that he went missing too, though.”

Rogal Dorn:

“I have the strongest love/hate relationship with him. On one end, he was an excellent strategist. On the other hand that motherfucker took my son. So yeah.”

Roboute Guilliman:

“Hooo boy. He was the Primarch I served during the Crusades as one of his mortal Lord Commanders. The bastard stopped giving us instruction though. I’m still pissed off he woke me up from stasis. Especially into the MESS that is the modern Imperium.”

Magnus The Red: “WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM WAS FUCKED UP! The Council of Nikea was fucked, all of it was fucked. Period. Also, he has good taste in books.”

Sanguinius: “His wings always looked delightfully fluffy. I never saw him fly, but a part of me wishes I had. Still mad at Horus for killing him. He seemed so warm and wonderful.”

Lion El'Jonson:

“A mysterious motherfucker. I honestly don’t know much on him other than that he was the Dark Angels Primarch. Sooo...”

Perturabo: “Very angry. Not as angry as Angron. I feel like he was wronged horribly, however.”

Mortarion: “Three words. Promethium Grade Cleaner.”

Logar: “This motherfucker. I dont like him. HE helped with the religious bullcrap and I hate it.”

Jaghatai Khan:

“An astonding warrior. Let me tell you something, if that man EVER showed up to Ember while he was around the women there would have been all over him. Sadly, he’s missing as well.”

Konrad Curze:

“Thank the Throne he’s dead.”

Angron: “Angriest motherfucker in the Galaxy. With a side of EXTRA ANGER courtesy of Khorne.”

Alpharius Omegon: “Dude. He was a changeling or some crap I swear. Just like ‘oh no I’m Omegon wait no I’m Alpharius.’. I don’t like him, but what he pulled off was impressive.”

Corvus Corax:

“His poetry was beautiful. I still find myself reading some of the books that contain snippets of it. He disappeared, though. Which is disapppointing.”

[askmalal]

What the others are doing during lockdown in The Warp...

THE SECOND is reading through the entire Hitchhikers series again. She is considering making Towel Day a thing in The Warp.

ALPHARIUS is planning something that he thinks is quite clever. It is only slightly less complex than servicing a Tiger II in the middle of a Russian winter.

FERRUS MANUS’ HEAD is using an app to consider the best way to bling out his teeth.

THE GHOST OF SANGUINIUS is having a long distance debate with Magnus regarding what constitutes “Life” - NUFFLE has tried to contribute, but seems unsure whether they are speaking about the board game, the breakfast cereal, or the act of living.

FULGRIM has now officially reached the end of Pornhub.

PERTURABO is planning the next siege of Terra. For some reason, he can’t get past the feeling that Rogal Dorn should be factored in.

THE GHOST OF CONRAD KURZE is currently visiting myself and Boudicca, between visits to loved ones. Being a ghost, like some of the others, he isn’t affected by lockdown. (Fuuko has a better idea what he’s up to then I do!)

THE ELEVENTH is doing what he always does.

ANGRON is painting miniatures using an exclusively red palette. THE GHOST OF SHABRAN DARR sneaks in every night and swaps the reds for blue and white.

MORTARION is really wishing he’d stocked up on bubble bath.

MAGNUS... Well, read his blog. He says it better than I. I also hear tell he’s painting an army of Tomb Kings.

HORUS is still dead.

LORGAR has been meditating as usual, trying to figure out how to erase Jim Bakker from reality. And pretending he isn’t terrified of Corax.

VULKAN is still planning something big. This concerns me.

CORVUS CORAX is still merrily killing and/or scaring the shit out of traitors.

OMEGON is a myth. Pay no mind...

GARY, THE HORNED RAT is trying to convince me to join the Hipster lifestyle. I am letting him try, because it amuses me. He will fail.

EVERY HALFLING from Warhammer Fantasy Battle has mysteriously been invited to a pizza party hosted by Tzeentch. The invitations came in monochrome. With precise directions.

[stories-from-the-warp]

I headcanoned their characters a while ago:

Lion El Johnson: Paladin and the one genuinely Lawful-aligned character, but who somehow manages to fit into the group and assist with sketchy stuff by bending/stretching his oaths a lot

Fulgrim: Not a bard, but Charisma is still his “dump stat”. He fights with a sword and has Agility on-par with a Rogue/Thief

Perturabo: Warrior outfitted with the heaviest armor and weapons available, purely offensive and isn’t afraid of high casualties or collateral damage—so long as the job gets done

Jaghatai Khan: Ranger who sacrificed stealth skills in favor of getting a horse to use in mounted combat. Named his horse something cute like “Sugarloaf” and will absolutely slaughter an enemy who strikes the horse instead of him—and will hunt them to the ends of the earth if they kill the horse and get away

Leman Russ: Stereotypical Barbarian, but who somehow gains bonuses to strength, agility and weapon skill when absolutely drunk off his ass. Spends all his money on keeping a large stockpile of heavy drinks

Rogal Dorn: Warrior outfitted with the heaviest armor available and owns a legendary, gods-blessed shield to play the role of dedicated Tank. Not much in Charisma or really fun at parties, though

Konrad Kurze: Vampire Rogue who insists he’s Good-aligned, but does a lot of sketchy things to sketchy people. Has the edgiest sounding name that isn’t a blatant rip-off of My Immortal or Castlevania

Sanguinius: Paladin who rolled his base stats so well during character creation that he had to have been blessed by the gods, but then actually got blessed by the gods later on—becoming something of a half-angel

Ferrus Manus: Warrior with an incredibly high Strength stat who spent every skill point since on Smithing (both weapons and armor). Didn’t know Machinist class was allowed in the rulebook, but made his choice and stuck with it

Angron: Would’ve been a Gladiator had the older rulebook being used by the DM allowed it, but begrudgingly accepted being a Barbarian. Wears little armor so as to stack Berserk and Rage bonuses, but is still Chaotic Good aligned

Robute Guilliman: The stereotypical Paladin who refuses to indulge in most of the group’s shenanigans, valuing Lawfulness above all. Sits out during most missions to read, becoming the most learned party member and rivaling even the most senior wizards

Mortarion: Would’ve picked Undead/Ghoul Necromancer if the DM allowed it, but is a Human Druid who embraces all aspects of nature—including fungus, disease and death. Still a pretty nice guy once you get past the stench and gained a few animal companions who have since become recurring NPC characters

Magnus the Red: Wizard versed well beyond his years, thanks to high Intelligence rolls and some rare magical items. Owns both an enchanted sword and a completely normal gun for when his Mana gets low

Horus Lupercal: Warrior with a tragic backstory involving the death of his beloved father, but certain details are obscured and some locals question whether he had anything to do with it. Owns a cursed—and possibly possessed—sword and a giant claw-hand just like his father had

Lorgar Aurelian: Cleric who will not shut up about his gods and keeps trying to convert the party members who are most opposed to his religion. Spends a lot of down-time debating philosophy with Robute the Paladin, uses his first two or three turns of combat to pray for strength from his gods

Vulkan: Neutral Good Machinist who convinced the DM he could build a practical and functioning flamethrower, despite the in-universe lack of fossil fuels and in a time period where firearms were just smaller cannons on sticks that shot smoothed-out rocks. Has the highest Fellowship of anyone in the party and has actually turned the tides of battle with those skill-checks

Corvus Corax: Rogue who has maxxed-out his Stealth and who has become something of a local legend in several villages. Incredibly anti-social and considered a rare cryptid even by his closest companions. If you ever feel like you’re being watched, it’s probably him

Alpharius Omegon: Has the single most convoluted and contradictory backstory, inexplicably appearing in both major historical events prior to the campaign and events during the campaign he realistically would never have been involved in or was never anywhere nearby at the time. You may have come across him at several key points in your journey—but not even know it

Can't stop thinking about this "so what if traitor Primarchs went to play some DnD-like tabletop and it was exactly like you would expect from people who are already chaotic murderhobo gremlins IRL" scenario from Fuzzverse

[ask-jaghatai-khan]

The BF Reacts to the Primarchs

In which @asking-ask​ gives first impressions of all the Primarchs based on art I provided!

For each Primarch I listed the legion, name, and three pieces of art, two of which were always from Aerion’s Primarch Project, and the Iconoclasts portraits. Gonna be a long post, so just click the “read more” tab.

(I) Lion El’Johnson

His name’s Lynel! That’s incredible! The art looks so different, because the first guy looks like a fuckboi, but the third guy looks like Lucius Malfoy by book seven, and then the middle looks like Soldier 76 in fantasy. So I don’t really know how I feel about that guy. I like the first one, the other two not so much.

(III) Fulgrim

(I listed by legion.)

I was gonna say, three does not come after one. Fulgrim—I like the name. Once again it goes fuckboi—I mean it looks like a Tarot card, which is neat. I love the sword, it’s zippity. He looks like if you had a baby with Samus Aran and the entire Belmont clan! Like the power armor, but it’s still very fantasy-like. And once again, he’s like an old fuck.

(IV) Perturabo

I’ve been pronouncing it like “Pervtabo”, like a pervert, so I’m sorry. Ah, it’s Reinhardt! It’s Reinhardt but with Hanzo’s face. I didn’t know this was—oh, it’s Battlefield Earth! I didn’t know this was secretly Overwatch. Yeah, I don’t really like the cable-hair, but the second one where he looks like Reinhardt and Hanzo’s lovechild I’m super into. He’s got caution signs! “Look, I’m dangerous.”

(V) Jaghatai Khan

It’s yo boiiii! He looks like he’s straight out of Big Trouble in Little China. The lightning bolt thing frustrates the hell out of me because in every picture it’s in a slightly different place. So once again, electric sword, I’m super into it. He’s got a parchment like pinned to his armor? Yeah, no, you need like Gorilla Glue or something, you can’t just thumbtack it on there, that’s not how it works. I LOVE the color scheme though, that is slick. White and gold and crimson, that is legit.

(VI) Leman Russ

First thing I thought was Lemon Brothers, or Leman Brothers, or whatever. WOAH, dude, it’s the Scotsman! God, I’m seeing a theme with these swords, they’re all very similar. He’s got a wolf on his crotch. Is that your boy in the background?

(No, that’s a Sister of Silence.)

Disappointing. Yeah, I don’t know, this guy’s kinda I don’t know. He looks like he’s from Samurai Jack.

(He’s a Viking werewolf.)

Yeah, that’s pretty neat! Oh, I see! Well, at least in all of them he’s got a wolf on his crotch, so that’s cool. Continuity.

(VII) Rogal Dorn

Yeah no, that’s just straight-up Soldier 76. Like, I can’t even comment any further because it’s just him. He’s got like the 70s porn-stache.

(Friendly muttonchops.)

Friendly muttonchops? I like porn-stache better, though. Porn-stache-chops. And what—he’s also got paper on him! I like to think that’s a grocery list and he doesn’t want to lose it, so he pins it to his armor. Like he looks down, “Oh! Right, I forgot eggs.”

(VIII) Konrad Curze

Ooh, ooh… This is like if Grima survived and wanted to wreak his revenge on fantasy and sci-fi. He’s not an attractive lookin’ fella.

(Oof! People are gonna be mad at you.)

What? He’s not! He’s greasy looking! He needs a bath. He needs a trip to Lush, he needs fucking cosmetics, and moisturizer, and detangler, and—he needs a lot of work. I am not a fan. Though I do like the bloody claws, that’s pretty neat.

(IX) Sanguinius

Oh my god, this is a straight-up lost Belmont. He’s straight-up, y’know, “BY THE POWER OF THE CHURCH, I SLAY THEE, DEMON!” kinda type deal. Look at him! Look at him, he’s so fancy! Oh my god, he’s so beautiful.

(He’s got majestic wings.)

I see that. Are those attached to his armor, or…?

(No, those are his actual wings.)

WOAH! I would party with this dude. I would go to a club with him and get drunk, he he’d probably be like—I’d be in the corner crying and he’d be giving me life advice. That’s a misleading name, though, it doesn’t sound very happy. His name should be like—uh—Lord Goldmeyer, or something like that.

(X) Ferrus Manus

He reminds me of Cable.

(He has metal hands.)

Yeah, he’s Cable. He’s just straight-up Cable, from Deadpool. Can he teleport? Can he travel through time?

(I don’t think so.)

Disappointing. Work on that, and get back to me. Uh, and then team up with Deadpool. I like him, he seems pretty chill. I would trust him to house-sit. He looks like—he looks like a dependable dude. I’m goin’ off of looks here.

(XII) Angron

Uhh, that is one angry-looking fucker. Oh, another Battlefield Earth guy! He looks VERY angry. Mm, that’s a lot of blood. I do not trust this guy to house-sit. yeah, no thanks, I’ll pass.

(XIII) Roboute Guilliman

*gasp!* He’s got a sweet bird! Birds? Bird.

(Is it a two-headed bird? It might be a two-headed bird.)

That’d be pretty neat! I would be down with that. He kinda looks like what I assume Master Chief looks like. Like he’s kinda got that generic white dude face, but it’s war-torn. Like, this dude’s seen some shit. But, I don’t know—he still—I feel like he still has hope for the world, y’know? So he’s not Soldier 76, ‘cuz he’s given up. So I think he’s like Master Chief.

(XIV) Mortarion

Oh my god, how many of these are there? This dude looks like a straight-up Ringwraith, or some sort of wraith. Or uh—Darth Sideous, or Plagueis? Which one is the Emperor?

(Sidious?)

Yeah, there we go. Yeah, he looks like Sidious. Oh, that’s a wicked scythe, though! Oh, same. We should chill, but maybe not. No.

(XV) Magnus the Red

Yo! It’s Starfire’s older brother! I mean, he’s ginger and huge! Oh, I like this guy. He’s neat! And he’s got like—cool, purple rune powers.

(He’s a wizard.)

Aw, dude. Is that like, an army of automatons, or something?

(Uh—later, yeah!)

*gasp!* I would party with this guy! I want this guy to be my best friend.

(You’re so good at guessing some of this shit.)

I know my fantasy, yo!

(XVI) Horus Lupercal

Uh, he reminds me of, um, the animated version of Dr. Freeze.

(I should have included him when he’s at, like—max evil. He looks more like the second picture.)

Yeah, he legit looks like a different skin for the Batman Animated Dr. Freeze. And because of that I don’t trust him. Lotta eyes, a lot of people just have eyes on their armor. Do they serve any purpose, or are they just, like, cool?

(Uh, I think that’s the Eye of Terra. It was like a symbol they used.)

Oh, very neat, I like it.

(XVII) Lorgar Aurelian

Lotta bald dudes. And if they’re not bald they’ve got hair to their legs. Yo—OH, he makes me think of the Elder played by Leonard Nimoy from Atlantis!

(Oh yeah, the facial tattoos.)

Yeah! That’s cool! I—I trust him. I don’t know, just based on that; based on the fact that he reminds me of Leonard Nimoy as the Elder in Atlantis. I dunno, he strikes me as a chaotic-neutral. Just because he’s got a lot of, like, scary shit, but he’s also got incense and he’s got a book. So he probably knows how to fuck you up, but he probably also doesn’t care. So, that’s what I’m gleaning from how he looks.

(XVIII) Vulkan

Yooo! This dude—I would not fuck with this dude. He’s scary lookin’. He looks like someone left him in the fryer for too long. He’s a little toasty-lookin’. Not, like, trying to harsh on his personality, I’m just sayin’ that’s what he looks like.

(Would you believe me if I told you he’s the nicest guy of all of ‘em?)

Yeah, I could see that. He’s got a bit of a Drax vibe to him. Where he’s, like, really scary looking but I bet, y’know, you just met him and he offers you lemon squares. You’re like “I didn’t even know you could make lemon squares!”, and they’re pretty good lemon squares. He probably has a cat named Snuffles, that he really loves. But he could also kick your ass, so…

(XIX) Corvus Corax

I know this name, I’ve heard this name. Ah, it’s Wolverine! He’s got—his primary weapon is his nose, right? ‘Cuz he’s got a straight-up Ocarina of Time nose.

(He’s got a beak.)

Exactly! No, that’s not a nose; that’s a beak or a weapon. I love the color scheme! Like, a lot of these dudes have gold, but, like, gold in different places, which is really cool. Also, he’s got feathers, which is neat. So I’m into that.

(XX) Alpharius/Omegon

(Or “Alpharius Omegon”)

Are they the same person, or are they twins? What the fuck—?

(They do like a “I am Spartacus” thing. He’s got a twin brother nobody knows about.)

I hope they get along. Oh, that’s cool, they look like they’d get along. I like the mirrored scar thing, do you think they did that on purpose? I like to think one of them got scarred and the other one was like “Bro, you gotta cut up your face so that we look like mirror images of each other, ‘cuz that’d be neat!” I dunno, mm— there’s something—unsettling that, I don’t know, it creeps me out a little bit. Ehh. Naw, I don’t like ‘em.

Final Thoughts

I think out of all of these, I like Vulkan, because you said he’s chill; and I like Lllorgar, because he’s, like, I dunno. There’s a vibe about him, where I’m like “Yeah, you seem like a neat dude!” Uh, who else? And I want Magnus the Red to be my BFF. I wanna chill with him on the weekends and if I have any crazy house parties he’s the first person I’m calling up, because I know everyone’s gonna get fucked up. Like, that is LEGIT. I trust him with my booze, and I trust him with anything. Um, and I’m trying to think—I don’t like the greasy guy; and I feel like Sang-Sangweenus? Sanguinius, that guy, he’s cool too. Though I don’t know, I feel like if I tried to hang out with him he’d just—I’d form a guilt complex. Like, he probably eats really well and works out and has a spice garden…

(He’s Rob Lowe?)

Exactly! So I just look at him and I’d be like “Mm, you’re a little TOO perfect.” But I trust him. No, Konrad, I don’t—he reminds me too much of the midway point when Viktor Krum turned into a shark. That makes me uncomfortable.

(So who would you say is your least favorite, or the one you’re most suspicious of?)

It’s Konrad, yeah. The other ones seem cool, and if not I feel like I’ve got bros. I just need a three-man army and I feel like I’d be safe from the ones I don’t trust. So yeah, I like ‘em, they could kick my ass!

Thanks again to @asking-ask​ for the commentary! Glad to know my BF is a filthy heretic in the making, save for Vulkan being part of his triad-squad.

[warsofasoiaf]

though I have not read the materials themselves, what little details I have read seems to paint Guilliman as being rather bitter and almost disgusted by what the emperor has become (including the man himself) in the 10,000 years since he's been on the throne. assuming all the loyalist primarchs manage to somehow return (including sanguinus and ferrus somehow) how do you think they'd all react to what a mess the imperium and the emperor are now?

I think the Lion would be disgusted and look to seize whatever power he could to fix it. Given his secretive nature and lack of social graces, the Lion would probably get politicked to the point of frustration, perhaps wishing for a Luther to handle all that mess.

Jaghatai Khan would almost certainly feel vindicated in his belief. As he mentioned in Scars, the greatest lie is building high walls and declaring yourself the master and conqueror of all you see. The Imperium turning into what it is right now is the natural conclusion of the hypocrisy of empire, both of all empires and the Emperor’s on his own. If any were to go renegade and go independent, Jaghatai is up there, though I could easily see him staying on to fix things and fight monsters, not out of a desire for empire but a love of battle and concern for humanity as a whole.

Russ would be sickened to see the Imperium, though he might be proud of his Space Wolves for their evolution. He learns late in the Heresy that being a grim executioner is not satisfying and leaves him with few allies. He is likely to be enraged at Magnus’s sack of Fenris, but proud of Logan and wish to wake up Bjorn. I don’t think Russ would grab for any power, though he would expect some sort of title not out of a desire for one, but rather recognition of his great abilities. He would lead the attack against the newly resurgent traitor primarchs out of a desire to settle the score.

Rogal Dorn would fall in line and try to repair the Imperium, much like Guilliman. Not as socially adept or politically minded, the Lord of the Imperial Fists would be attempting to arrest the death of a thousand cuts that the Imperium is facing. Likely unable to adapt to the new Imperium, Rogal Dorn would quietly work behind-the-scenes to avoid any heretical faux pas, but Rogal Dorn is too devoted to the Imperium to consider doing any less than his best.

Sanguinius would almost certainly take the entire state of affairs the hardest. I could see him wanting to do something properly heroic to restore the faith (and probably need to be talked out of a suicide mission), and of anyone, Sanguinius would become the Lord Regent of the Imperium over Guilliman, even Guilliman would recognize the power and ability of the Angel. What changes however, is Imperial dogma. Sanguinius is example number two of the martyr complex and ethics of the Imperium (the Big E himself is number one). With him coming back, what does that mean for the Imperial Cult? Does it mean that you too, can return from martyrdom if sufficiently faithful? Does it make Sanguinius the senior and de facto leader of the Living Saints? Can a Living Saint become part of the secular administration of the Imperium? These are questions that need answers. For his part, I believe Sanguinius would take the Godfrey of Jerusalem, Gondor, and Imperium Secundus route: He would not call himself an Emperor, merely a Lord Steward, and he would mandate that the Imperium be run by a council. While Sanguinius is a master warrior, it is also worth noting that he was a master politician and deeply devoted to respecting the dignity and fire of individual people. This does not mean democracy, but this does mean a greater devotion to the Imperium’s activities. Corruption almost certainly becomes a serious sin, warranting punishment.

Ferrus Manus, never one to seek title but one simply to take on challenge and purge weakness, will lead his Iron Hands on great purifying crusades, after smacking the ever-living shit out of his gene-sons for their focus on mechanical augmentation. He would find excuses tiresome, probably throttle a few Imperial governors, but likely be far more supportive of the struggling Imperial Guard. Ferrus ultimately would not secede, but he would make no bones about how disgusting and weak he finds everyone, demanding that they shape up, or he will whip them into shape with his crazy necrodermis arms. As an aside, his arms would certainly benefit from study when it comes to developing weapons to beat the Necrons.

Vulkan would be horrified by the Imperium, the Imperium during the War of the Beast was nothing compared to the festering corpse that this Imperium is. Ultimately, while he might come to blows against the Inquisition and other members, I don’t think he’ll secede or wage war against the Imperium, he loves humanity far too much to do that. He will demand reform and use everything in his arsenal to make that happen, and the threat will be too tense, especially among the hardliners in the Inquisition, Sororitas, Ecclesiarchy, etc. Vulkan likely uses his Salamanders as a rescue force for troubled worlds, and looks to organize a better civil relief force for embattled worlds.

Corax would see Deliverance before his coming all over again. He would need to struggle not to go down the Konrad Curze route, or to accept the state of affairs as the result for his own failings. He may indeed secede from tyrants, but what would be incredibly interesting is if he seized control of the Adeptus Arbites to clamp down on abuses of law, or if he used his own troops (not necessarily Raven Guard, but possibly some in addition to his own agents) to crack down as a terrifying internal affairs office. Ultimately, Corvus needs to be saved from falling into despair, but if he does, he could be a dedicated and tireless champion of justice and exciser of corruption.

Thanks for the question, Anon.

SomethingLikeALawyer, Hand of the King

[stresseddemon]

-Please note I’m fairly new to pretty much everything in Warhammer, so if I have anything wrong please correct me.-

Angron? I’d say he’s an extrovert. Very aggressive, and has shown it. Then again, that might be a trait of Khorne worshippers as a whole. Aggression and expression. He won’t hesitate to yell at you if you mess up.

Sanguinius? I think he’s a bit inbetween, since he does show his emotions, but doesn’t seem to show his anger.

I can almost 100% see Magnus as an Introvert. He seems so.. distant? Maybe it’s just that he’s detached or something like that, but I’ve been reading The Crimson King, and he doesn’t seem to get too angry at Ahriman, rather it seems like he’s bottling it up.

Horus seems to be inbetween, he seems like he’s done some bottling of emotions and exploding from emotion.

Fulgrim is most likely an extrovert. He’s open to showing others how he feels and isn’t afraid to hide it.

Lion & Rogal seem more introverted to me, but then again I’m still new to their characters so I really don’t know much about them.

Jaghatai seems extroverted, but again I’m new to his character.

Leman is most definitely extroverted. People who tend to be reckless and brash like him also tend to be extroverted. He’d probably scream about how something’s bothering him and doesn’t care if anyone’s spooked by it.

Konrad is, imo, 100% introverted. He’s the creepy, mystery character that bottles everything up. However when he’s alone, he’ll probably release his anger by writing about it or something like that.

Lorgar’s almost in the same boat as Konrad. However he’s more of an inbetween and will only open up and release his emotions if someone will listen to him or he writes it down. It helps to calm him.

Vulkan’s most likely an introvert. He loves to talk, but he doesn’t want anyone to see him upset, so he bottles it up. He just wants everyone to be happy, y’know?

I’m not sure about Perturabo, Ferrus, Mortarion, and Corvus. They’re new to me.(but Corvus’ name makes me think he’s in Konrad’s boat, too)

Roboute‘s inbetween. He seems the most human out of all the Primarchs, and thus will hold certain feelings back, but won’t hesitate to yell at someone when they’ve pushed him around enough.

Alpharius/Omegon might be inbetween as well.

Primarchs: introvert, extrovert or inbetween?

Explanations as to why are welcome.

[relax-and-read-on]

Always love to read your headcanons! So after the Primarch relationship ask, would you do one for my boi Rogal because I do like your take on him :D

Oh my GOD this has been sitting in my ask for so long???? I'm sorry it took so long friend! Here, some tasty relationship for rogal:

Roboute: Best. Friend. At least as much as this man is able to have friends. The bulk of his positive social interactions. He might even accept hugs from him from time to time.

Fulgrim: forced to spend waaaay too much time with them for his own taste. Do not understand a damn thing about them. Annoyingly good at architecture tho, even if his love for unecesary molding should be stopped.

Konrad: Why. Why does he have to care for him. He do not understand a SINGLE THING about the dude. And yet. Here he is. Meanwhile, Konrad is creepily sitting around, vaguely fascinated by someone who seem to ALWAYS follow the rules.

Ferrus: Another one of his best friend. It's nice for him to walk in his brother workshop and just. Start talking support beam and have Ferrus answer straight, no small talk.

Leman: He... Isn't a fan of Leman. The guy keep invading his personal space. But at least he's straight forward, and that is better than nothing

Corvus: He does not understand her. At all. She isn't tricky like Alpharius and Omegon, but she isn't straight forward either. He can respect her, even if he has a tendancy to dissmiss her ideas as "too outside the box". He does team up with her when he need to test if his design can be infiltrated however.

.... And Perturabo: See, the deal is, at the very least at first, Rogal had no problem with Pert. In fact, he was probably curious and wanting to be friend. Another brother who like to Build Things and is Very Serious? Sweet! They can form a club with Roboute now!!! But... Things quickly went down the drain, mostly due to Pert. He tried, ok? He really, really did. And a part of him mourn the fact that the one brother he had the most in common with hate him.

[relax-and-read-on]

Do you have any relationship headcanons about the Primarchs?

Im so mad I had started to answer and tumblr ate my post fndbdnsjaksn

Yes. Yes I have. Plenty. Infinite amount. In my head, every primarchs has reactions that toward every others, and said relationship change depending on a multitude of factor. Ferrus is not gonna act the same in presence of others if Fulgrim is there, etc etc. Exploring complex interpersonal relationship is probably my favorite thing in fiction!

Behold, a few of those (all non shipy! Gasp, I know!!)! As always, Corvus is a trans woman and Fulgrim use they/them, because it's my blog and I do what I WANT. This also take place pre-heresy, possibly in a kinder world too.

Corvus and Konrad: Biological twins, and Corvus HATE it. She wants nothing to do with this... Horrible twisted version of herself. She pity and is disgusted by Konrad, and she can easily see how she could have been him. Meanwhile, Konrad do feel a pull toward his twin sister, and take the rejection from her quite hard. One more person who throw him aside.

Fulgrim and Sanguinius: Bestyyyy! The two pretty mean girls. Most people assume that when they hang out one on one, they do fancy art stuff. That's nit the case. See, they both have very similar, high expectation, controlled image. When together, they can let loose and be ugly and filthy, they probably get into bare knuckle fight with ork war band and end up covered in gore, exausted but happy, laughing on the ground and infodumping all their anxiety. Very, very close.

Angron and Lorgar: Lorgar saw the one brother no one was caring for, and went "I can fix him", because this boy has never learn what a red flag is. He was probably beaten half to death quite a few time early in their relationship, but hey, that's just a setback! Meanwhile Angron finally, *finally* had someone giving a damn about him. It took a very long time for him to fully trust Lorgar, but now... They are incredibly close and trusting, and have huge amount of affection and love for one another.

Horus and Leman: Very, very close. For the longest time, it was just them. They are very similar, and even nowadays, they are pretty damn close. Leman is one of the rare person Horus will confide into, and be physically close. Leman is just a cuddly bastard and will hug the fuck out of his bro.

Leman and Jaghatai: They hate each other. Truly, fully, hate. Get into fistfight if they are as much as are in the general area. They both come from extremely traditional world, and how they approach it and view other and themself is just... In complete clash. And, ofc, they are on opposite end of the Magnus issue.

Mortarion and Konrad: they actually really like spending time together! No, really!! I could see them in a dark room, both in opposite corner, each quietly enjoying a book, and then leaving. Did they talk? Not really. But they understand one another, and ping each other as "safe" and "allie". Their trauma in mistrust are similar they get lower their guard around one another.

Alpharius/Omegon and Roboute: Listen. *Listen*. While yes, the constant infiltration drive him crazy... He can appreciate some hilarious trolling. He's autistic, yes, but also quite social. The twins are one of the rare bros to actually realise that Bobby Blue is just funny af, and they probably love to hang out around him. Also, their paperwork is impecable, and that is a LOT of gold stars in Rob book.

Lion and Magnus: Magnus refuse to be in the same room alone with Lion. Straight up. He can read mind, and the mind of Lion is just *wrong*. Everything is twisted and sharp and there is no emotions. Even animals are more pleasant to mentally connect with. As such, has 0 trust in him. Meanwhile, Lion also has zero trust in the magical bastard, and would *hapily* kill him if he was certain that he could get away with it.

Vulkan and Lorgar: Both are, at their core, non violent and like civilian. Both didn't want to be fighter. Vulkan has a heavy religious background, with the prometeum cult back home. Vulkan might not understand Lorgar, but he would totally respect him, and they would probably have a ton of fun together like, helping refuge and other loyal good paladin actions.

Rogal Dorn and Ferrus Manus: Rogal is a rigid autistic person. Ferrus is someone with a tamper who need regularity to keep himself under check. They respect the HELL out of each others, and can both are very happy to have one brother who is still sane, and yet do not care for polite nicety.

Perturabo and Corvus: Pert want recognitions and honestly, probably hate most people. At the same time, he would probably at least respect Corvus, because she too seem to be often forgotten and her sons are specialised in unique warfare. And while Corvus would haaaate the stupid meatgrinder Pert force his sons into... She would probably be very impressed by his brilliant mind. She's a science gall. They probably eventually have an uneasy friendship.

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