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The Driver Suit Blog-Paint Scheme Grades-November 2, 2024
By David G. Firestone Ross Chastain #1 Kubota Chevy Camaro-Same scheme as #99, same C grade. Josh Berry #4 Panini Prizm Ford Mustang-Too many colors and too many designs, this is just a mess. Noah Gragson #10 Beef A Roo Ford Mustang-I like the look, good colors and good design. A AJ Allmendinger #16 Worldwide Express Chevy Camaro-This seriously looks like it was from a photo that faded in the…
#aj allmendinger#bass pro shops#Beast Killer Sunrise#Beef a Roo#Bubba Wallace#camaro#Camry#Chad Finchum#chevrolet#chevy#chevy camaro#Dollar Tree#Epoxy Depot#erik jones#Family Dollar#ford#ford mustang#GreenLightPP.com#J.J. Yeley#John Hunter Nemechek#Josh Berry#kroger#Kubota#martin truex jr.#mcdonald&039;s#Mustang#nascar#NASCAR Cup#NASCAR Cup Series#Noah Gragson
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this trio of car sponsorships is genuinely hilarious
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I saw one of your most recent posts with UnderEats Sans in it and I wanted to know, who orders from him the most?
Just a lil goofy question ☺️, have a lovely day/everything!
Hello! thank you so much for the question, i hope you have a lovely day too!
Sans is just a delivery driver, so it's a little random which AU he goes to, but he ends up delivering to Underswap a lot. He's friendly with most people there!
#undereats#undereats!sans#he has some beef with swap!papyrus but it's friendly#swap sans is very nice to him#roo#ask#roo lore
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im just sittin down suddenly im thinkin roo is the type of person to have an unwarranted beef with a child
#and the kid beefs with her too#and everyones just like ???#giving nick and ruth#this was sitting in my drafts#tine’s roo vs the world#tine tattles
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the thing sniperscout shippers and sniperspy shippers agree on is that they'll die if they cant make sniper call his partner some absolutely fucking ridiculous nickname
#this was originally about sniper calling scout 'roo' and only ever scout but yeah no happens with spy and spook/snake + whatever too.#I HAVE BEEF WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!#molar rambles#<- molar HATING molar COMPLAINING. i need to complain or i'll die
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I am of course referring to Beef-a-Roo
i hate usamericans and their one billion different regional fast food chains that they insist are all vastly different. im sorry i just dont believe you that Chunks and Yakko's and Slutty Dan's all provide different experiences and im not in one million years going to rural northeast ohio to check if the Quirko's Cumdump Meal really has better fries than the Burger Cossack Grease Box. all fucking ham burger the same
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i rly didnt expect one of the young hens to lay green eggs :D i was sure that since henriette died and (based on looks and sizes of the young ones) didnt leave any descendents we lost our only easter egger lmao. what a nice surprise!
#chicken#it would also be nice if the young roos wont be tto wild before we can reduce their amount#i rly dont wanna see little man go but hes also the only roo ive seen who has beef with the hens#my options are either keep only francesco; keep francesco and little man and hope theyll get along with 9 hens; or keep only little man and#hope hell get along better with the hens
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Pumpkin carving chaos.
a cute one about the chaos that comes with pumpkin carving and three kids!
As always thank you to @scribblesofagoonerr for the help on this one! Also features everyone’s two favourites Buddy and monkey!
“I wan’ this pumpkin please!” You told Beth, pointing at the pumpkin that she had just placed on the table.
“That one?” Beth asked, getting a nod from you as you sat on the dining table chair. “You sure? You want me to put it in front of you?”
You nodded, “Yeah! My pumpkin, when is Buddy gon’ be here?”
“Soon munchkin,” Beth laughed, “Are you excited to do pumpkin carving?”
“Yeah! Mines gon’ be a silly face, not scary!” You declared proudly as Beth set up the table with newspaper and pumpkins at every seat.
Ever since doing pumpkin carving with Beth and Viv a couple of days ago, you had been begging them to let you do it with your little bestie Buddy. You’d been talking about it non-stop and eventually Beth gave in and arranged something with Leah.
Halloween wasn’t for a few days yet and Viv was currently in the hospital having another operation on her knee so Beth was using it as something to distract you with. You watched as Beth set up the table with newspaper, carving tools and pumpkins, you sat with Twix happily on your lap as you waited for your best friend to arrive.
Moments later, the familiar sound of the doorbell rang. You jumped down from the chair and ran towards the door with Myle and Beth following close behind, “Buddy’s here!”
“Wait a second Roo,” Beth called out as she walked behind you, “Wait for me to open the door please.”
“Hurry up, Mummy!” you urged, bouncing on your toes as you waited by the door with Twix tucked tightly under your arm.
Beth laughed, taking her time as she reached the door. “What happened to patience, little miss?”
You let out a huff. “I wanna see Buddy though!”
Beth chuckled at your impatience, “What about Auntie Le and Monkey?”
You scrunched up your nose, shrugging a bit. “Well, them as well,” you admitted with a grin, “but me and Buddy gon’ carve pumpkins like you promised! Hurry up, Mummy!”
“Alright, alright, I’m opening the door now!” Beth said, unable to hide her grin as she finally pulled it open.
“Roo!” Buddy’s voice rang out in delight as she launched herself forward, the two of you colliding in an enthusiastic hug.
“Buddy!” you squealed, wrapping your arms around her tightly.
“I’m here as well, remember?” Monkey murmured as she stepped inside. “Honestly, guess I've just been forgotten about now. That’s the harsh reality…”
Leah rolled her eyes, chuckling. “Oh, how will you cope?”
“She seems excited,” Beth said sarcastically, “What’s got you in a grump eh?”
“Malfoy here won’t let me hang out with Kyra alone,” Monkey huffed as Leah shut the door behind her. “Apparently we can’t be trusted alone!”
Leah sighed, shaking her head, “It’s for your own safety! Them two seem happy,” Leah said, nodding towards you and Buddy as you talked amongst yourselves about the pumpkins.
Beth nodded, chuckling. “She hasn’t stopped talking about Buddy coming round to carve pumpkins with her all morning,” she replied, her smile warm as she watched the two of you.
Leah shook her head, grinning. “Buddy has been the same, she’s been more of a chatterbox than usual.”
Beth raised an eyebrow in amusement. “Is that even possible?”
“Oh, okay, I see how it is!” Leah laughed, pretending to be offended. “That’s where Buddy’s got it from, huh? And here I thought it was just Keira telling her that.”
“Like mother, like daughter,” Beth teased as they made their way into the kitchen. “She definitely doesn’t get it from Jordy, that’s for sure.”
“Ha, good one, Beef!” Monkey piped up, appearing behind Leah and holding out her hand for a high-five with Beth, which Beth eagerly slapped. “Guess I should go and help the little rugrats with the drawing side of it?”
Beth smirked, crossing her arms. “Sure you don’t mind the gunk?”
“If they try to get me with the gunk like Buddy did last year, then I’m running…” Monkey said, “Well, okay, maybe not running, but you know—quick walk and all that.”
“Sure, we get you. I’m sure you’ll be fine, Menace,” Leah teased, giving Monkey an amused smile.
You and Buddy were already in your seats, pumpkins in front of you, eager to start.
“Mummy! Hurry up,” you huffed, swinging your legs back and forth. “We wan’ carve them!”
“Yeah! Hurry up,” Buddy echoed like a little parrot, “We need to carve scary faces to scare people!”
Beth chuckled, “Alright, since when did you two become such little monsters huh?”
Monkey took her spot next to you, grabbing a marker and handing one to Buddy. “Alright, rugrats, before you can carve, you gotta draw the face you want. What’s it gonna be?”
You gave Monkey a determined nod. “I’m making a silly face. Not scary. But maybe a little spooky, like… spooky-funny!”
Buddy scrunched up her nose, clearly deep in thought. “Mine’s gon’ be super scary! Have big smile cos’ then it’ll be friendly too. Like a monster that makes people laugh!”
Beth shook her head, trying to hold back her laughter as she pulled up a chair to help. “So, we’ve got spooky-funny and scary-friendly. I think these pumpkins are in good hands.”
Leah sat down next to Beth, grabbing a carving tool and showing Buddy how to use it safely. “Alright, little monster, remember, we’re just drawing faces right now, no cutting yet. Once you’re happy, then we’ll help with the carving.”
Buddy nodded, her eyes wide as she carefully started drawing. You, meanwhile, had already sketched out two big eyes and a wobbly, goofy smile on your pumpkin, giggling at your own masterpiece.
Monkey leaned over to check it out, chuckling. “Looks like a little pumpkin with attitude! Alright, Miss Spooky-Funny, I’ll help with the mouth. You want teeth?”
You nodded enthusiastically. “Yes! Pointy ones, but not too pointy. I don’t want it to be scary-scary.”
As the drawing finished, Leah helped Buddy with her pumpkin design while Beth handed you and Buddy some tools for carving.
Beth took a deep breath as she held a small knife over the top of your pumpkin. “Alright, here we go,” she said, carefully cutting a circle around the stem. Once the lid was free, she lifted it with a triumphant smile. “Pumpkin top off—ta-da!”
Buddy peered into her pumpkin that Leah had just cut, practically bouncing in her seat. “Look at da’ guts!” she squealed, reaching in without hesitation to grab a handful of the sticky, stringy mess.
You, on the other hand, wrinkled your nose in disgust, leaning away from your pumpkin. “Eww! Mummy, it’s slimy and gross! It’s stinky!”
Monkey pulled a face of her own. “I’m with you, Roo. That stuff is just… rank.” She shivered dramatically. “Keep yer’ pumpkin guts away from me, Buddy!”
But Buddy was unfazed, squishing the pumpkin innards between her fingers. “It feel funny! Look, it all gooey!” She held up her handful of pumpkin guts, grinning from ear to ear.
Leah chuckled as she helped Buddy scoop out more of the insides. “Quite the little pumpkin enthusiast you are, aren’t ya bubba?”
Beth smiled, shaking her head. “She’s fearless, that’s for sure. Unlike these two wimps,” she teased, nodding toward you and Monkey, who were huddled away from the pumpkin mess with matching looks of horror.
You watched Buddy giggle as she played with the guts, looking both fascinated and appalled. “It stinks!”
Buddy just laughed, tossing some of the pumpkin seeds onto the newspaper in front of her. “It not bad! You try, Roo?”
You shook your head firmly. “No thank you!”
Beth grinned, handing you a spoon. “Here, use this instead, alright? No slimy fingers then.”
Monkey watched her with a raised eyebrow. “You’re really going all in there, aren’t you, Buddy?”
Buddy beamed, holding up a little clump of guts. “Look! Pumpkin monster!”
She wiggled the gooey mess in front of you, pretending it was alive, and you squealed, laughing, “Ewww, Buddy, no!
Leah rolled her eyes playfully and set down Buddy’s pumpkin scooper. “Alright, alright, I think Roo’s had enough of the pumpkin monster. Let’s get back to making those silly and spooky faces, huh?”
You nodded with a big grin, now brandishing your spoon proudly as your tool of choice. Carefully, you started scraping out the inside of your pumpkin, occasionally glancing at Buddy, who was still digging in with her hands like a pro.
“Monks, look! Pumpkin guts,” Buddy smiled, holding up her messy hand that was covered in the pumpkin guts. “For ‘ou!”
Monkey shrieked, pulling away from Buddy, “No way, get that stuff away from me!”
You and Buddy giggled at Monkey’s reaction, both of you clearly entertained by her dramatics. Beth chuckled, shaking her head, “Alright, let’s keep the pumpkin guts to ourselves, yeah?”
Buddy pouted a little, wiping her hands on the newspaper, but quickly turned her attention back to her pumpkin. “Fine. ‘Ou missing out monks!”
Leah handed Buddy a napkin with a grin. “Okay, pumpkin monster, let’s make this masterpiece even scarier, yeah?”
Buddy nodded eagerly, going back to her drawing. “He’s gon’ have big teeth” she announced, adding exaggerated fangs to her pumpkin’s smile.
Meanwhile, you had finally scooped out enough to start carving. Beth sat beside you, guiding your hand carefully. “Alright, here’s the tool, but remember, just take it slow, yeah?”
You nodded, biting your lip in concentration as you began to carve the first eye. “It’s gonna look soooo funny,” you whispered.
Monkey leaned over, watching your progress. “I don’t know, Roo. He looks pretty scary to me!”
You giggled, adding a wobbly eyebrow above one eye, “He no scary! He’s friendly!”
Beth stifled a laugh beside you. “Definitely unique looking!” she said proudly.
As you carved your pumpkin’s second eye, you glanced over at Buddy’s pumpkin, which now had exaggerated fangs and wild eyebrows that looked both terrifying and a little goofy.
Buddy looked over at your pumpkin and gasped dramatically. “Roo! ‘Our pumpkin is silly!”
You grinned, “Silly but friendly, like me!”
Leah smirked, watching you both. “These pumpkins are a sight to behold. I think they’re the best girls I've ever seen, girls!”
Monkey leaned over and snickered, “Oh yeah, they’re definitely original that’s for sure,” she, being on the recieving end of a glare from Leah while she held her hands up, “Geesh, alright, I was jokin’. I’m sorry!”
Leah contninued to eye Monkey before she turned to lean towards Buddy, “So, what’re we callin’ this pumpkin then, bubba?”
Buddy looked deep in thought for a few seconds before cracking a smile, “I know! His’ name gon’ be Freddie! Cos’ he’s scary!”
You looked at your pumpkin thoughtfully. “Mine’s Steve. He’s funny, like me!”
Beth slowly nodded her head, “Unique names…but they suit them!”
“Oh yeah, like from the movie… Shit,” Monkey’s eyes widened in realisation before quickly clamping her mouth shut within seconds, her eyes darted towards Leah in her realisation of her slip up, “Uhm, yeah, forget I said out about whatever I just said then!”
“That’s a cute name… Wait, what?” Leah crossed her arms, giving Monkey a disapproving look. “Are you kidding me?”
“I swear, Le, it’s not as bad as it sounds, honestly,” Monkey murmured, scracthing the back of her neck awkwardly, wondering to herself how she planned to get out of this one.
“Explain. Now,” Leah continued to look a mixture of intrigued and annoyed at the current situation, “You hadn’t better be about to say what I think you’re about to say, Menace.”
“Well, uh… So, well me and Kyra wanted to watch a film and uh… Buddy may or may not have happened to walk in at the wrong time,” Monkey mumbled, hoping Leah hadn’t caught onto it right at that moment, “See? It’s really not that bad!”
Beth grinned, “Oh really? And what movie might that be, Menace?”
“It was just a Halloween one, you know, only a smidge bit scary but there was well, there was a lot of toys in it, and uh she loved it!” Monkey continued to fidget nervously, “Didn’t you, Buddy?”
“Uh huh, it was fun!” Buddy nodded in agreement, “Five nights at Freddies!”
Leah’s eyes widened at the title of the movie, “Are you kidding me, Monkey?! What the hell is wrong with you– You let a 3 year old watch a horror film with you. I honestly can’t even fathom the words right now… How could you let this happen!?” she ranted right there and then on the spot, and Monkey knew she was done for.
“I know, I messed up and I’m sorry, but she honestly did love it though!” Monkey tried to clarify and make it better than it seemed.
“That doesn’t make it okay!” Leah was seething with the younger girl, shaking her head, “We will be talking about this later, lets’ just finish these pumpkins for now.” She declared.
After a bit more carving and laughter, the pumpkins were finally finished. You and Buddy proudly held them up for everyone to see.
“Alright, who’s ready to take these outside and light them up?” Beth asked, clapping her hands.
You and Buddy’s faces lit up in excitement. “Me! Me!”
As Beth and Leah carefully lifted the pumpkins to carry them outside, “Mummy, I wanna carry Steve!” you said, reaching out with both arms.
“Me too! I wan’ carry Freddie!” Buddy added, crossing her arms and looking up at Leah with a pout.
Leah chuckled, bending down to meet Buddy’s eyes. “Fred’s a bit heavy, but you can help me, okay?”
Buddy’s shoulders slumped slightly, clearly wishing she could manage it on her own. “I big enough to carry him myself,”she muttered, looking a little disappointed.
Beth glanced at you, amused. “Same with you, little miss. Steve might not be as heavy as Freddie, but he’s still a bit much for you, yeah?”
You crossed your arms stubbornly. “I’m strong! I can carry him,” you protested, looking at Beth with your best “I’m serious” face.
Beth softened, giving you a warm smile. “I know you’re strong, Roo, but pumpkins like these need two strong people to carry them.”
You let out a tiny huff but nodded. “Why don’t you girls carry the lights, yeah? That’s the most important thing!” Leah suggested.
“Yeah!” You nodded, taking a packet of LED candles from Beth.
Outside, Beth and Leah set the pumpkins down, and you and Buddy immediately crouched in front of them, faces glowing with excitement as Beth switched on the LED candles inside.
“Look at him!” you said proudly, reaching out to pat Steve’s carved face.
Leah nodded, watching you both bask in pride. “I’d say Steve and Freddie are the best pumpkins ever!”
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Writing Notes: Food (5 Mother Sauces)
for writing your cooking and other food-related scenes
Mother sauces, first classified by French Chef Marie-Antoine Carême and later codified by Auguste Escoffier, are the starting points for countless ‘daughter’ sauces in French cuisine.
In 1833, Marie Antoine Carême published a classification of French sauces in his reference cookbook L’art de la cuisine française au XIXe siècle ("The Art of French Cuisine in the 19th Century").
These foundations are essential to traditional French culinary creations, but by adding various ingredients can be transformed into a wide range of sauces ready to enhance and complete different dishes.
The Roux
Master the making of roux (“roo”), and you will have a variety of French sauces at your fingertips.
Roux is basically cooking fat and flour together before adding in the liquid you want to thicken.
The fat used is generally butter, but oil or other fats can also be used.
The fat and flour cook together to cook out some of the floury, pasty flavor in the flour.
Cook the mixture for 5 minutes for white, 20 minutes for blond, or 35 minutes for brown roux.
The darker the roux, the nuttier the flavor.
When the liquid is added to the roux, and everything comes to a boil, the flour thickens the liquid, and you end up with sauce.
Four out of the five mother sauces are thickened by roux.
The 5 French “Mother Sauces”
1. Béchamel (“bay-sha-mel”)
Also known as a white sauce, this is a white roux whisked with milk or other dairy to make a white sauce.
White and just a tad bit thicker than heavy cream.
The flavoring is up to you, although the French like to do a little salt and pepper, while the Italians like to throw on a pinch of nutmeg.
Another traditional flavoring option is to steep the milk with a whole onion that has been studded with a couple of cloves and a bay leaf before being combined with the roux.
By itself, béchamel is quite bland, which is why it is usually cooked with other ingredients and not used as a finishing sauce.
Béchamel is classically served with eggs, fish, steamed poultry, steamed vegetables, pastas, and veal.
The sister sauces include:
Mornay = béchamel + Gruyère + Parmesan + butter
Cheese = béchamel + cheddar + Worcestershire sauce + dry mustard
Soubise = béchamel + onions + butter
2. Velouté (“vuh-loo-tay”)
It’s made similar to a béchamel, except in this case, stock replaces the milk.
A velouté is a blond roux whisked with chicken, turkey, fish, or any other clear stock.
The resulting sauce takes on the flavor of the stock, and the name is derived from the French word for velvet, which suitably describes this smooth but light and delicate sauce.
Commonly, the sauce produced will be referred to by the type of stock used, for example, chicken velouté.
Velouté is classically served with eggs, fish, steamed poultry, steamed vegetables, and pastas.
The sister sauces include:
Bercy = velouté +shallots + white wine + fish stock + butter + parsley
Normandy = fish velouté + fish stock + mushrooms + liaison
Allemande = veal/chicken velouté + liaison
Suprême = chicken velouté + cream
3. Espagnole (“es-puhn-yohl”)
Commonly known as brown sauce, this rich sauce is made using beef or veal stock, tomato puree, and mirepoix (meer-ph), which is a combination of diced carrots, celery, and onions, all thickened with a very dark brown roux.
If you’ve heard of demi-glace (deh-mee-glass), it’s nothing more than equal parts of Espagnole sauce and brown stock that has been reduced by half for an even more flavorful sauce.
Espagnole is rarely served on its own due to the strong flavors.
Espagnole is classically served with roasted meats like beef, veal, lamb, and duck.
The sister sauces include:
Bordelaise = demi-glace + red wine + shallots + bay leaf + thyme + black pepper
Châteaubriand = demi-glace + mushrooms + shallots + lemon juice + cayenne pepper + tarragon + butter
Madeira = demi-glace + Madeira wine
Mushroom = demi-glace + mushroom caps
4. Hollandaise (“hol-uhn-dehz”)
This is the one mother sauce not thickened by a roux.
Hollandaise sauce is an emulsion of butter and lemon juice or vinegar using egg yolks as the emulsifying agent (to bind the sauce), usually seasoned with salt and a little black pepper or cayenne pepper.
Heat control is essential here to prevent curdling of the sauce, and therefore, it is usually done in a double boiler.
Hollandaise sauce is classically served with eggs (Eggs Benedict), vegetables (especially asparagus), light poultry dishes, and fish.
The sister sauces include:
Béarnaise = hollandaise + shallots + tarragon + chervil + peppercorns + white wine vinegar
Chantilly = hollandaise + whipped heavy cream. The tomato sauce is classically served with pasta, fish, vegetables, polenta, veal, poultry, bread, and dumplings such as gnocchi.
5. Tomate (“toe-maht”)
Sauce tomate, better known as tomato sauce, is based on tomatoes.
A roux is traditionally used in making tomato sauce, but many chefs skip it because the tomatoes themselves are enough to thicken the sauce.
The classic sauce tomate is made with salted pork belly, onions, bay leaves, thyme, pureed or fresh tomatoes, roux, garlic, salt, sugar, and pepper.
If you don’t want to get that fancy, you can leave out the pork belly and roux to make a standard tomato sauce.
The sister sauces include:
Creole = tomato sauce + onion + celery + garlic + bay leaf + thyme + green pepper + hot sauce
Spanish = creole sauce + mushrooms + olives
Milanaise = tomato sauce + mushrooms + butter + cooked ham
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The Driver Suit Blog-Paint Scheme Grades-October 19, 2024
By David G. Firestone Austin Cindric #2 Menards/Sylvania Ford Mustang-Same scheme as #16, same A grade. Brad Keselowski #6 Castrol Edge/Travel Centers of America Ford Mustang-Good color scheme, stripes are way too over designed. The good and the bad cancel each other out. C Noah Gragson #10 Beef A Roo Ford Mustang-Same scheme as #51, same A grade. Ryan Blaney #12 Discount Tire Ford Mustang-Same…
#Austin Cindric#Beef a Roo#Boozy Jerky!#brad keselowski#camaro#Camry#Castrol Edge#Chase Briscoe#chevy#chevy camaro#corey lajoie#Discount Tire#Dollar Tree#erik jones#ford#ford mustang#harris teeter#Menards#Mustang#nascar#NASCAR Cup#NASCAR Cup Series#Noah Gragson#ricky stenhouse Jr.#Rush’s Truck Stops#ryan blaney#Schluter Systems#Shane van Gisbergen#sylvania#Todd Gilliland
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So basically I was inspired by this one animatic "Done For [ Hazbin Hotel | Animatic ]" by Kaledya on Youtube and listened a bit to some other songs from EPIC the musical. When I heard "Wouldn't you like", this came to mind lol. I don't know much about Roo though, but I can imagine her having beef with Lilith and trying to use someone like Alastor to her gain.
#hazbin hotel#alastor#root of all evil#hazbin hotel roo#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel fanart#EPIC the musical
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The service will be held at the local Beef-a-Roo please attend if you are able.
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Alastor’s Hell arc in this RadioMoon AU. He’s pissed that he was rudely ripped away from his family. Also he meets his old pal, Barry. I’ve made a few redesigns due to how different Alastor is in this AU, and to be more reflective of the 1920/1930s aesthetic. Husk & Nifty have a few changes as well.
Thanks everyone who came to my streams, watch me draw, & talk cringe.
Alastor here is a different man who has actually enjoyed a more fulfilling life filled with a few more people to love and live for. His mother avoided canon death due to Creon being there to save her. Alastor avoided his cannon death of being shot by a hunter by accident. Being a family man can really change a person. So of course he’d be pissed and traumatized from dying while protecting his adopted son in the midst of a mobster shootout in broad daylight.
Why does Alastor still have deer features after death? During the mobster shootout, Alastor managed to get Daniel to safety behind a truck that was loaded with taxidermy animal heads and other exotic goods. Amidst the chaos, the heads fell on top of the two. Alastor barely managed to get a deer head off of him, only to get shot in the head by a stray bullet. Daniel was safely covered by a bunch of animal heads, but he will forever be traumatized by his father’s death.
Alastor did not have a good time initially. The last living moment is being shot while protecting his son. So he’d be very pissed off and extra murderous, especially if people are being disrespectful. He’ll still take down overlords. In his sick twisted reasoning, he believes Creon will join him eventually, so he needs to “take out the trash.” He later made his peace with enjoying the good old days of killing and cannibalizing without a care. After all, he doesn’t have his family to care for and reign him in so who needs empathy?
On the bright side, he finds his old comedian pal, Barry. Barry had taken his own life during the early stages of the Great Depression. That was enough to send him to Hell. Barry has survived on his own barely due to Batman-Joker powers. He can force anyone within range to laugh uncontrollably, whether his jokes are good or not. Whacky clowny toon shenanigans happen around this clown demon.
Alastor will still own Husk and Nifty’s souls. Alastor isn’t a complete dick to Husk, and they’re on friendlier terms. Husk is more privy to Alastor’s family life, but he respects Alastor’s privacy regarding that topic. He’s seen plenty of proof that Alastor is still human and deeply mourning the loss of his family. Nifty is still Nifty.
In this AU, the fight between Alastor and Vox still happened. Being heavily injured, he was found by Lilith/or Roo (still deciding), and forced into a deal. He kept a low-profile recovering from his wounds for a while and kept to himself; mainly researching to find loopholes to get out of his forced deal.
He only happened upon Charlie by accident, about 3 or 4 years before the show’s cannon. The timing didn’t seem right and he wanted to ignore her, and failed miserably. And that’s how he became a reluctant stand-in dad, whom Charlie will always contact occasionally, discreetly. It’s still a way for Alastor to get more close enough to weasel a deal from Charlie in the future.
Alastor does help with the Hotel and still enjoys being a dick. But he’s well-meaning in his own a$$hole-y way. He insists on taking care of most meals, because commercialized, instant food are the worst things to happen since sliced bread (his words). Barry becomes a 3rd guest, but mainly there to boost morale at the hotel.
The beef with Lucifer is a bit more personal. Not only is Alastor asserting himself in control as the primary trustworthy influence in Charlie’s life, but he’s also pissed that the most powerful being in Hell is a pathetic, weak-minded shut-in who has done nothing. Alastor is slightly pissed on Charlie’s behalf that Lucifer chose to be an absentee-father and give Charlie the impression that she was unwanted. The 3 years where Charlie would choose to send letters and phone-calls to Alastor more frequently than her own father, says a lot about the daddy-issues.
#radiomoon#hazbin hotel au#hazbin alastor#hazbin angel dust#hazbin mimzy#charlie morningstar#hazbin husk#sir pentious#hazbin hotel oc
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Roos is such a fucking hater. Sir, you’re like 70 years old why are you beefing with a 28 year old girl you haven’t seen since she was like 21. “Oh, Sabran was going to be most upset” lol what a fucking loser.
#priory of the orange tree#niclays roos#sabran ix#sabran berethnet#thoughts#perhaps don’t prey on the desperate desires of teenagers you idiot
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My theory is that Mimzy was once Alastor’s best friend, he maybe even thought he might have been in love with her at one point, in that manner aroace people who don’t know they’re aroace often do, that she was then sacrificed by this cult, and that Alastor had them infiltrated and taken down every member of that cult over decades, losing more and more of himself each time as those he killed grew less and less directly connected to the crime, “sorry you just got in my way, maybe I enjoy it just a little bit does that make me insane”, but that in the act of doing so, that contradiction of righteous intent and pure depravity, along with whatever ritual for power the cult had initially started upon, let’s say in honour of Roo (the root of all evil in the Hellaverse, a character yet to be introduced), and that on Alastor’s eventual death, he then found himself in Hell all-powerful, and set about bringing down those Overlords beneath his power continuing this moral code, until he hit a wall, finding himself having ended all Overlords less powerful than him / otherwise came to his senses on meeting Mimzy again and finding her to have gone to hell, recognising that “weren’t you an old pal of mine” and really nothing more and deciding mere power, entertainment is all he now desires. But that still, out of obligation, that he must kill Lucifer, the Devil, for a sense of completion, while still being allowed to exist himself afterward. Which leads to whatever deal he ended up trapped in seven years before the events of the series, and him getting Charlie to make a deal with him to “harm no one” at a certain point in the future: to ensure that when the time comes that he will be able to kill Lucifer, and the one person able to stop him won’t be able to. To really make Alastor a true Exterminator, more measured, the embodiment of how the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
That would be interesting. We really don’t know Alastor’s motivations behind anything. He says it’s all for fun and entertainment, and he certainly seems to get joy out of it, but that could all be surface level.
He and Mimzy definitely have an interesting relationship. As an aroace person who has thought I’ve had crushes on friends before I can definitely relate to it. He seems to genuinely care about her.
The whole thing with the hotel definitely has an underlying motive, but I think it’s still unclear if it’s “good” or “bad” yet. He wants it to succeed for reasons. He has beef with Lucifer… because?
It makes him such an enticing character! Because we don’t know if he’s gonna be an ally or an enemy! And we really don’t know what he’s thinking! He could hate Lucifer because of a deep reason or plan, or it literally could just be because he hates people more powerful than him. He could have a whole in-depth backstory or he could just be kinda always like this. He could be calculating or it could all be more impulsive. He has his own separate thing going on separate from the rest of the hotel, and we’re as in the same about it as the other characters
There are certainly tons of theories to be had though!! Especially with the crumbs they gave across the season!
#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#radio demon#hazbin hotel theory#hazbin hotel spoilers
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Can we talk about how Jake and Bradley react to running into one of Liv’s exes?
Jake has to hold Bradley back when they run into Liv’s high school boyfriend that got a little handsy after prom when he was drunk.
“Roo,” she smiles, bringing his face to hers for a kiss, “it’s okay. We were 16. He’s since apologized.”
He deflates at the touch of her lips with a sigh. “Alright.”
“What’s the beef with him anyway?” Jake asks Liv later.
“He got a little handsy after he had too much to drink at prom-Jake!” She grabs him before he can go after him too.
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