#Because ya boi do be strugglin
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nothingbutferal · 11 months ago
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Gang, help me out. For basically all my life I've only used hand me down mma gloves or boxing gloves. However, I recently received new mma gloves and hand wraps, which I've never used in a class or friendly spar before. When I was a kiddo we had a singular shitty pad that people were rarely willing to hold for me and no bag to do a ponchy punch. Much like the present where I have thai pads and no feeder. I never needed to use wraps at my old academy, and obviously not for shadow boxing or the other martial arts I've trained. But now that I have them.... Please. For the love of fucking god. Can SOMEBODY tell me if there's a quicker way to roll them back up Do I just have to get used to gently twisting this long ass strip of cloth till I have my tiny fabric roll or is there Any. Possible. Way. T o m a k e i t e a s i e r.
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thousandfourhundreddays · 1 year ago
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van mccann x singer reader pls!
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A/n I can only apologise for my severe issue with making promises I can’t keep ahahah. I don’t even know how long ago it was that I said I would write some stuff for Van and so many of you guys’ requests have been neglected in my inbox… BUT I had a couple of Van x singer reader requests so here it is, however I didn’t stick to that completely but I kinda love this so hope you enjoy anyway!!! Also kinda based on Hourglass because I lack all kinds of creativity lol. LOVE YA❤️‍🔥
Waste My Days
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“You’re strugglin’” his voice floated down the line, worry seeping into his words. You sighed into the silence of your hotel room, rolling over in bed, eyes flicking across the room to see the time on the clock. 2:36 am.
“I’m ok… it’s just been none stop for so long. I’m exhausted but I just can’t get any rest” Van waited, giving you time to talk, knowing this could be the most insight into your mind he’d been able to get for a long time.
“I love being on tour, I really do. Especially this one, this has been the best yet, I’m just…”
“Exhausted” he finished for you, sensing that you were struggling to find the words.
“You know it”
Boy, did he know it.
-
“How did you sleep?”
“God, I slept so good, the best I’ve slept in weeks Van, I’m telling you”
You heard his chuckle crackle down the line. “Dreaming about me again ay, babe?”
“Always”
-
“Y/n! Your phones ringing!”
Your head shot up, following the sound of the voice that shouted across the floor of the arena. Eyes wide, you sent a look to the sound technician, a silent plea to let you have just one minute. Once you saw him nod, mixed with a slightly annoyed shrug of his shoulders, you jumped down from the stage to find your phone.
“Van?”
“Hiya, darlin’. Was about to give up then, thought you weren’t gonna answer”
“Sorry, soundcheck.” You explained, listening to him drag on a fag in some city far away.
“Aye, me too, just finished. Sorry I interrupted”
“You’re never interrupting” you replied quickly, “I’ve been dying for you to call.”
-
You felt the peel of skin as Van lifted himself off of you, a rush of oxygen filling your lungs as he flopped down next to you into the damp sheets.
One week, one singular week where your tour schedules aligned. Van came to stay at yours, with no other plans than to eat, sleep and in Vans words, “love on you”.
You watched as Van reached over to the bedside table for his cigs, you couldn’t help but reach out to him, your finger tracing the shape of his ribs through his pale skin before you heard a clatter of books fall to the floor in Vans attempt to clear a space for the mug that now doubled as an ash tray.
“Oi, don’t be messing my place up!” You poked at the space between his ribs.
“Oi!” He squeaked in that classic Van McCann squeak, flinching, trying to escape your hands, holding the now burning cigarette high above your heads as he tackled you.
“Van, watch that!” Grasping his arm, already picturing the holes that he would burn in the sheets.
aka, the best week of wasting days together.
-
“Vaaaan” you sung down the line, “please hurry!!!!!”
“Alright, babe, alright. I’m coming!” He laughed,
“I know but we have a lot of catching up to do, you know” he could practically hear your smirk through the phone.
“Oh babe, so sordid” He teased, lowering his voice into a growl so the whole of Tesco’s wouldn’t hear him. “You’re the one who wanted wine!”
“All I really ever want is you, Van”
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“Babe! Come ere’!”
Vans voice echoed through your bedroom over the sound of the shower.
Pushing on the en suite door, the bathroom flooded with light, revealing his face peeping round the edge of the fogged shower screen, hair wet and silently reaching an arm out for you. You smiled, keeping eye contact as you pulled his old tshirt over your head, quickly loosing your underwear and letting him pull you towards him.
Van twirled you round, pressing your back against his chest, arms tangled together across the front of your body under the water.
“I’ve been thinkin bout baby names” he whispered ,
“Oh yeah?” You laughed, classic Van you thought, “A bit premature, no? I’m not even pregnant”
Van moved to rest his cheek on the top of your head, pressing a kiss to your hair before untangling his arm from yours, watching as he reached out to write on the glass.
L, Y, L, A
“Like the Oasis song” he whispered.
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meteor752 · 1 year ago
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Episode 8 thoughts
I’m scared
Philosophy with Edward, good start
He looks strangely cute honestly, like a very happy boy
Alright, random guy just aggressively “HMMMMMM”
You indoctrinating them into your sea cult Eddie?
Random guy being more aggressive, aight
At this point I had to leave for class, so like tbc for me
Okay I’m back!
Aww they hugging :)
Mans name is pop pop?
Okay it’s not
I adore Ed’s hair, but I think that’s a given here
Yeah okay mans is strugglin
Bye bye Eddie!
Prince boy is back…hurray
Spanish Jackie is absolutely slaying, I adore her
Aaaaaaaand, I have class again, jolly good
If I get called away again I’m gonna loose it
Oh great the stupid nose jar is back
Oh no Swede!!
Oh the bridge is back!
This is a strange friendship, but I kinda love it. The gay loser and bisexual girlboss is back
Let’s go Stede! Save your bestie!
Eddie nooooooooooooo
Eddie yessssssssssssss
Goth Ed is back, ready to avenge his bf
My god he looks fucking cool
OH THE KRAKEN
Izzy keeps on being the best character of the season
I think Prince boy has a crush on Izzy, just like the rest of the fandom
What you trynna do prince boy
“It’s about belonging to something when the world has told you you’re nothing” pirating keeps on being an allegory for the queer community, and it keeps being so sweet, especially to Izzy’s story
Wait when did Roach and Fang even get here?
THOSE LETTERS ARE NOT FOR YOU MISTER
Casually reading the letter while stabbing a guy, he just keeps on winning
The fanfics were right!!! He did find the letters!
“YOU WROTE ME A LOVELY LETTER!!” gurl saaaaaaame
THE BLACK BEACH!!
Girlboss is helping!!
STEARD!!!
Smooch!
I’m so soft…
That reunion is all I ever wanted out of this show actually
“For love!!” Stede we don’t deserve you
Don’t ya dare touch Lucius scarf!
Oh Auntie is alive!
When did Jim become the crew doctor? They are somehow worse at it than Roach I’d say
New trio to obsess over
Edward Teach canonically did a flip during a fight, my baby
They are both so supportive to their golden retriever friend/bf
Babe!!
“But you’re not a man. You’re soft” alright auntie
Trans Oluwande?
Izzy keeps saying eat the rich, and we stan him
Izzy!!!!!!! Hell yes!!!!
Oh oh my god
Please don’t tell me Swede died for that!
Oh okay no he’s like that princess bride dude, aight
Olu is a great support system
Ed is slaying in his gay ass sitting way
I DID NOT CONSENT TO HAVING A FULL BARE ARSE JUST DISPLAYED IN FRONT OF ME
Stede looks surprisingly sexy in that outfit
Alright, a little Archie Jim action, hell yeah
How come every time they kiss Izzy is just, in the background
THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD!!
Frenchie!
Girlbosses, all of them
HOLY FUCKING SHIT JIM
Aww, Eddie cares <3
Aww, Izzy does not care <3
Frenchie helps Izzy! Fuck do I ship that now?
If Izzy dies I’m gonna throw my computer
Izzy remains the best even while on deaths door
Wait he called him Eddie?
Okay I don’t have captions, so I have no idea what Izzy is saying here
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?!?!
Okay I heard Twat
Something about family?
Oh my god…
Okay I’m not throwing my computer because it’s technically my school’s computer but like bruv
NO!!!
IZZY!!!!!!!!
Why him??????
Zheng apart of the crew? Ayo?
Stede don’t push it
WEDDING!!!
Why is Wee John officiating?
Maybe it’s because he’s Calypso
Oh no they’re all officiating that’s sweet
Mateys!!!
Roach is a doll
Frenchie is officially the first mate? Ayo???
INNKEEPERS!!!!!!!!!
Does that mean Frenchie is the captain??
The cravat!
Hi Buttons
Frenchie!
I think this is the first interaction Wee John and Frenchie has had all season, which is sad honestly
If we get a season 3, it better switch povs between The Revenge and Stede and Ed’s adventures as innkeepers, together with their pet bird Buttons and the ghost of Izzy
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spotconln · 8 months ago
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piggybacking off of you—this is SO IMPORTANT to me. the ramifications of a borough leader being a girl should be talked about more!! they are respected but not equal!! they need to be more cautious!! they need to he confident but not overly so if something were to go wrong!!
it’s from well over a year ago, and i cringe a little at my writing, but i love this scene from my unfinished 92sies girlsies rewrite where spot goes off on jack for this reason. plus a little more. took a bit of historical liberties with it but the message still stands.
“It isn’t the same for us,” she groans, “D’ya know how much I’m riskin’ if I say yes?”
No response.
“You don’t.” she sighs. “Look around, Jack,” she gestures around the docks where dozens of bright-eyed boys and girls stand watching. “You see jus’ how many girls—young girls—are ‘ere? I don’t see this many in Flushings or Queens. An’ what ‘bout the number’a colored kids? Immigrants?”
Jack tenses up at this.
“Yeah. There ain’t a pretty route for ‘em if they’s seen goin’ against the orders of the rich white man. I know ya know the feelin’ of fearin’ for them an’ their safety every damn day. I couldn’t live with myself if my decision lands ‘em starvin’ and homeless. You wouldn’t either. We all know the factories are killers, and these streets jus’ ain’t safe for kids like ‘em to go roamin’ ‘round on their own. They’s better off as newsies. No other job’s gonna care for ‘em like we do. We’s strugglin’ more now, sure, but they’s safe with me.”
“Because you’se a leader too, Spot. A respected one.”
“What does respect mean when it comes to screwin’ up?” she questions. “Wanna know the truth? People’re willin’ta give ya even the slightest bit more leeway an’ respect than they do me, Lucky, even Smalls an’ Snipes. All’a us may be colored, but at least you’re a man, Jack. It shows. It matters. You screw up this strike a’yours and folks’ll get mad, yeah, but they’ll let it go in time. Me? I’d be ruined. If it fails, and I’m the one who gave everyone the okay, they’d never trust me again. ‘Why’d we trust a girl’s decision? Who let her lead?’ is what they’d say. They’d run me outta my position with words alone.”
She lets the words ring out a moment, loud and piercing against the noise of the city surrounding them.
“Leaders like me an’ Smalls work our asses off jus’ta get even a fraction of the respect you boys have. But that respect’ll be gone in seconds if we let our focus slip even once.”
brooklyn being girls IS such a good choice it adds so many layers to Everythinggggg spot does. she Does need to say no to the strike at first because as strong as they are her girls DO need more protection then the boys do. its 1899 new york women were just . Not respected ESPECIALLY news girls. it was dangerous for them to simply exist let alone join a strike. spot had to say no because she needed to know the boys wouldn’t quit and leave her girls in a more dangerous situation
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sideofcalimary · 2 years ago
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"well Ex-Screw-You too"
A normal Tuesday
That's all Izuku asked for really, he never asked for much in life, even after gaining his new found curse- ahem, superpowers all he wanted to do, was go home, drop his homework, and take a 30 minutes comic book break But nooooo, luck was just never on his side was it? Luck just HAD to make sure he got cornered in the alleyway he usually took to get to his apartment his luck just HAD to make it so the shop close by was conveniently closed so no one would be able to help. And luck just had to pin him up against 4 grizzly and intimidating old guys that look like they belong in a street fighting game. 
"I just can't catch a break even ON my break..." Izuku mutters to himself as he was backed up against a dumpster. Gosh it stinks. Had no one thrown that out yet? 
"Hey kid, might helpin' us out?" One of them asked in a fake kind tone, hands stuffed into his leathered jacket that was probably stollen off a rack at Walmart. "Me and my boys are strugglin' with cash, ya see. And we're in dire need of a smoke" he sighs as if he just spoke of a great struggle. His 'boys' sneered, clearly amused by how Izuku closed in on himself and hugged his bright yellow backpack 
Sure, yeah, he could take on these guys no problem with his super strength and all, but he'd run the risk of them running off to get more lackies for revenge. Or worse, they figure out his secret. But if he did nothing and just surrendered his monthly allowance, he'd still probably get beat up because these guys looked like the type of jerks who'd rub salt on a wound for a laugh. 
"Oi! Pip squeak! Ya payin' attention?!" One of the other lackies irritated said, pushing up front the others to grab at Izuku's sweater collar and tug him off his feet "What are ya mumblin' 'bout? You thinkin' 'bout runnin' or somethin'?" 'Wow he really doesn't like his -ings...' 
"WHATCHA SAY?!?!"
'I said that out loud... Crap' Izuku panics, quickly waving his arms around frantically, dropping his bag in the process 
"I-I'm sorry! I didn't- well I did but I-I-"
"Ugh his voice is just as annoying as his face" Another lacky spoke, clearly getting impatient as they walked over with one hand up, revealing a pair of brass knuckles "Let's just shut him up and get this over with"
"w-wait wait! Don't!" Izuku panics, trying to cover his face. He didn't want his mom to see any bruises. Plus he couldn't afford new glasses! 
He expected a punch to come his way, eyes snapping shut with his arms over his face. 
Well, he heard something getting hit but it wasn't directed at him. 
"Let me shut you up first" 
Multiple things happened all at once.
He was dropped to the ground, ass painfully hitting the concrete 
There was the sound of something cracking
Someone screaming in pain and hitting the ground
Then two loud BANGs followed by the sound of painful shouts
It was only then Izuku realized he had his eyes closed Slowly cracking them open, he took a peak and boy was it a sight before him.
His shakily adjusts his lenses, big green eyes staring at the four injured men that were assaulting him just a minute ago
All of them cradling different parts of themselves in pain. And all of them staring at the man in an orange and black suit in pure unwavering fear. "Old farts threatening a college student can't even take a little pain. Pathetic" the masked man held his gun close to where his mouth would be, blowing out the smoke from the end of it's barrel for dramatic effect since it was really unnecessary. The four man stared in fear, dread pooling into their systems along with the pain of their wounds as Deadpool stood before them with an amused shine in his masked eyes."You got 10 seconds or all of you are leaving with a severed foot up your asses" his free hand reaches up towards one of the katanas on his back 
"one..."
All four men scrambled to get away before he even finished the word, pushing and cursing in panic as they exited the alley, desperate to keep their feet where they were.
They were terrified
'Good' Deadpool thought to himself, dropping his hand and putting his gun back into it's holster 'Maybe that'll make sure they don't do this shit again.. seriously why target a college student?'
''least the nerd's alright' He turns back towards Izuku expecting the young man to shower him in annoying praise like he always did with his civilian identity.
Now imagine his surprise when, instead, the little broccoli head punched his well armored chest with a surprising amount of force.
"You maniac!" The freckled man says, looking angry despite having been saved "What's wrong with you?!"
Deadpool frowns behind his mask and glares "Well Ex-Screw-You too. I just saved you from getting your spine bent into a pretzel and THIS is the thanks I get?"
"You couldn't have done it in a less bloody and violent way?!" Izuku exclaims, gesturing to the blood splatters that now painted the concrete and wall near them "the weapons were so unnecessary!"
"are you seriously questioning my methods after I just stabbed a guy to save you?"" "I'm questioning you BECAUSE you stabbed a guy to save me! I mean sure, yeah, thank you, but if I were anyone else that would've been traumatizing!" He reasoned, punching the taller man in the chest again
"Oh my FUCKING God. You are the most ungrateful lil shit I've ever had the misfortune of saving! Fuck, how does BugBoy deal with the audacity people like you?" Deadpool questions to himself, hands in the air as if to fake choke Izuku but the college student had the audacity to look even more pissed off by it.
"Well unlike you, Spiderman actually knows how to save someone without any casualties"
"I didn't kill them"
"But you still thought that shooting and stabbing them was the appropriate action to take!"
"you're not robbed and beaten up, right? So clearly it was" That earned a frustrated groan from Izuku as he picks up his bag off the ground and starts walking, muttering "You're impossible" as he walks past his violent savior
"You're irritating" Deadpool replies, grumbling incoherent cursed to himself as he watches the green haired man round the corner. Once he was out of sight, he disappears into the alley.
As they went their separate ways, both had one thought in their minds:
"Hope I never see HIM again"
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svnflowervol666 · 5 years ago
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An interview during self-isolation with Zane Lowe (Harry Styles x fem!Reader)
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Word Count: 2.2k
Author’s Note: I’ve gotten a ton of asks to the tune of this scenario - about what a quarantine video with Harry and his family would look like. I put as many of them together as I could for you all! Hope you enjoy and it’s not too confusing, as this isn’t my typical writing style, but I tried my best to make it worth your while! Take care and TPWK.
“Harry, can ye’ hear me alright?” Harry heard Zane Lowe’s voice fill his right ear as he readjusted his headphones.
“Yeah, I can hear ya,” he responded, running his fingers through his hair once everything was situated and his laptop was balanced perfectly on his knee.
“I’ve just been video calling and chatting it up with everyone on how they’re navigating the pandemic, so I’m very thankful you’ve agreed to join in.”
“‘S no problem. Thank you f’ having me.”
“Oh!” Zane interjected his own strain of thought, “I see you’ve brought a special guest for us today,” he said when Harry’s screen finally focused and he was able to see everything on Harry’s end.
Harry chuckled, the dimples on either corner of his mouth growing wider at the mention of the sleeping body on his chest that’s got a fuzzy blanket tucked into their sides and draped over Harry’s upper half.
“I have,” Harry agreed, “Though he’s not gonna be worth much. Being a two-year-old is exhausting apparently.”
He gave the toddler a few gentle pats on the back and continued to look at Zane through the webcam.
“This is your son, right?” Zane asked.
“Who? Him?” Harry asked, nodding his head in the direction of his child, “Nah. Found him on the street.”
Both men laughed, but Harry tried to lower his volume as to not wake up his son.
“Well, he looks an awful bit like you t’ be a stray, don’t ye’ think?”
“I suppose the curls are quite convincing, aren’t they?” Harry sighed, playfully rolling his eyes.
“What’s brought your bubs along with you for this interview?”
“Erm,” Harry thought, wondering if he should be talking this much about his personal life but ultimately deciding it wasn’t too invasive, “Y/N’s been pretty tired lately, so I’m just trying to keep him out of her hair so she can rest. He’s going through a phase where he’s very clingy right now so he’d probably be crying f’ me at some point if I left him in his room.”
“Oh, that’s right!” it suddenly dawned on Zane, “You two are expecting again, aren’t you?
“We are,” Harry smiled softly yet proudly into the screen, “‘s kinda scary for us right now, but we’re hoping everything is cleared up before it’s time.”
“Yeah, yeah. I was just about to say right now’s probably not the greatest time to be havin’ a baby.”
“Well, the baby’s not due for a few more months so I think everything’ll be alright, but it’s still just kinda nerve-wracking ye’ know?”
“Absolutely,” Zane added, “This has all got t’ be tough on your guys; having to self-isolate with a toddler plus having one on the way.”
“Ehh, it’s not so bad,” Harry countered, rubbing his eyes with his knuckles as he spoke. “We’ve been spending a lot of time t’gether, which is pretty great. I just got done with all of the album promo, so I’d already been gone for a while. Plus, I was about to leave for tour for like a month so we were kinda sad about having to say goodbye before, but now I don’t have to. We talk to our families a lot and keep in touch with everyone pretty regularly so we don’t feel like we’re going too crazy.”
“Good! That’s good.”
Harry nodded in agreement.
“I was going to ask you about tour actually. You’ve pushed the European leg of your Love on Tour to next year, is that correct?”
“Correct.”
“That must be hard for you, I’m sure. I bet you were so ready to get back on the road and to have it all pulled out from under ye’ was probably not the greatest feeling.”
“I mean, it’s obviously disappointing, but like, in the grand scheme of things, it’s not the most important thing in the world. But I think everyone kinda understands that there’s not anything you can do about it and ye’ have to do what you can to keep everyone safe, ya know?”
“For sure,” Zane nodded, readjusting the hat on his head.
“Plus, it gives you time to practice doesn’t it?”
Harry’s belly shook as he laughed softly.
“Definitely gives us plenty of time to be prepar-”
Harry stopped in his tracks and looked down at his son who was still napping away, lifting his hand up from where it had been rested on his tiny bum.
“Everything alright?” Zane asked Harry after he was still quiet for a few seconds and his eyes were as wide as saucers.
“Uhh, yeah,” Harry stuttered as a noticeable heat climbed to his cheeks, “Think m’ son’s just farted on me in his sleep.”
This made Zane laugh even harder than he had before, clutching his chest while Harry remained embarrassed that his son had just passed gas on him during his first interview.
The commotion seemed to stir Harry’s son from his sleep. His pudgy legs began to stretch against Harry’s chest and his balled-up fists reached up to rub at his closed eyes. Harry seemed to sense some trepidation, like his son was going to start fussing at any given moment, so he quickly began bouncing his small body against his knee to soothe him and shushed him quietly in his ear. Zane didn’t draw much attention to it, but he couldn’t help but swoon over how easily Harry’s son settled back down.
Harry whispered, “’s alright, bubby. You’re alright,” before kissing the top of his curls gently, no doubt making the viewers lose their minds at home with how gentle he was being towards his boy.
“So your boy farts himself awake, huh?” Zane joked.
“Wouldn’t be the first time. He’s an absolute mess,” Harry added.
“Does he take after you or Y/N?”
Clearly, neither of them were interested in talking about music or tour anymore. Harry’s son had stolen the show, and he wasn’t even conscious.
“A little bit of both I’d say. He’s extremely kind and caring like Y/N, but loves to mess around like me. Can’t really say he got any of Y/N’s looks, though.”
“Absolutely not,” Zane chuckled into his mic, “That one’s all you.”
Harry laughed again, rubbing the tip of his nose with the palm of his hand out of habit.
“Is he excited to be a big brother?”
“Ehh, I think he kinda gets the idea, but not really,” Harry tilted his hand back and forth to symbolize the fact that his toddler could just barely come to grips with there being another baby in his mum’s belly.
“He knows there’s ‘something in mummy’s tummy,’“ Harry noted using air quotes, “And he like, gives Y/N’s stomach kisses all of the time because we tell him to and he sees me do it, but I don’t really think he’s come to grips with it.”
“Well, that makes sense,” Zane responded, “He’s only two.”
“Right, right,” Harry agreed, “But he’s, like, super cuddly and loves his stuffed animals and stuff, so I don’t think he’s gonna have a hard time at all really.”
Just when Zane was going to try to get back on topic with his prepared list of questions he had written up for Harry that didn’t involve his son, there was a commotion on Harry’s end that occurred somewhere beyond the view of the camera.
It was the sound of a door shutting a feet padding against hardwood steps.
“Harry!” a voice called out.
“Have you seen my laptop charger? I’m trying to FaceTime Gem- Oh,” the voice stopped.
“Sorry, baby,” Harry spoke above the laptop screen to whoever had just walked into the room, “Couldn’t find mine and I had t’ talk t’ Zane.”
“Which Zane?”
“Is that Y/N I hear?” Zane asked Harry.
Harry laughed at his wife’s words, quickly specifying that it was Zane Lowe and not his former bandmate.
“Yes, it is Y/N. She’s awoken from her beauty sleep it appears.”
The camera wasn’t able to pick up the way Y/N rolled her eyes at Harry.
“Gimme one of those,” Y/N demanded, holding her hand out for the other earbud that Harry wasn’t wearing so she could join in on his conversation with Zane.
Harry swung the free earbud around his chest with his free hand as to not disturb their son, smiling smugly at his wife while she settled onto the sofa next to him and cuddled into his side.
“Hello, gorgeous,” Zane greeted her.
“Hello, handsome,” Y/N responded, “How come you never call to talk to me anymore? Why do you only care about this nobhead?”
She playfully shoved Harry’s shoulder, but not hard enough to actually knock him sideways.
“He does have the number one album in the country right now. Kinda makes sense to check in on him now, dunnit?”
“And I’m his baby mama, so where’s my praise for carrying his little spawns?”
“You truly are a saint for tha’ one. I won’t lie.”
Harry feigned offense but failed to hide the smile that tugged on the corners of his lips.
“I’m sitting right here!” he scoffed.
“We know, love,” Y/N cooed him as she looked over at him and brushed his curls that had fallen onto his forehead back into his mess of hair. 
“How are you doing, though, Y/N? We talked a bit about you while you were away. Harry said you’re strugglin’ a bit?”
“Umm, I mean, it’s just normal pregnancy stuff,” she dismissed his qualms as she absentmindedly stroked her protruding belly that was just barely in the frame, “I’m at the point where everything hurts all of the time and everything Harry does annoys the piss out of me, but other than that I’m pretty much normal.”
“Goodness. He didn’t tell me that part,” Zane chuckled, “Please elaborate.”
“Okay, well first of all-,” Y/N started.
“Why are you acting like you were just waiting f’ someone to ask you that question?” Harry forced through laughter.
“Because I’ve got a lot to say!” she exclaimed.
“You don’t pick up your dirty clothes, you leave your tea mugs all around the house, and you and your son eat all of my bread!”
“I do not eat all of the bread!” Harry started to playfully argue with his wife.
“I caught you sneaking into the pantry at midnight eating bread right out of the bag, Harold.”
“Well, what were you doin’ awake in the kitchen at midnight anyway, hmm?”
“I’m pregnant. I’m allowed to be hungry every twenty minutes. You’ve got no excuse.”
Harry sighed in defeat, meanwhile, Zane sat back and enjoyed listening to the two of them bickering like children. 
“Sounds like the quarantine might getting t’ the both of you, huh?”
“Oh, no,” Y/N dismissed Zane, “We’re always like this.”
Just then, Harry felt the weight distribution on his chest shift, and saw a pair of emerald green eyes identical to his open and look back and forth between him and Y/N. His pudgy cheeks were flushed a warm, crimson color and the t-shirt he had taken a nap in was tugged over to the side from how well he had slept.
“Well, hello there, bubby. Nice of you t’ join us,” Harry spoke calmly to his son that was in the middle of waking up, gently brushing his fingers along the side of his face.
“Dear god. He looks just like you, Harry,” Zane said in disbelief.
This made Harry blush and hide his face in his son’s plush blanket, and Y/N looked lovingly down at her two boys.
“I know he does,” Harry confirmed, “Poor thing.”
Y/N rolled her eyes at Harry’s comment. As if that was meant to be an insult.
“Hung-y,” the three of them heard the toddler mumble.
“What’s that, lovie?” Y/N perked up.
“I hung-y” he repeated, his arms outstretched for his mother to which she happily accepted.
The boy crawled right over Harry towards Y/N, his foot sinking deep into Harry’s gut and making him grunt in reaction. 
“You’re hungry?” Y/N asked, “You want some lunch, bubs?”
He nodded into Y/N’s shoulder where he had tucked himself away, clearly still in the mood to be loved on and cuddled.
“Well, let’s go make you something to eat then. What do you want? A banana?”
“Bread!” cheered the two-year-old, which earned a laugh from everyone in the room and an eye-roll from Y/N.
“Of course, you want bread. Wouldn’t expect anything less from your father’s child.”
“Why are you bullying me?” Harry fired back.
“Because you’re eating all of my damn bread!” Y/N yelled before scooping their son up from the couch and teetering out of frame into the kitchen.
“Alright,” started Zane, “Seems like it’s time for me to leave you three alone. Thanks for stopping in t’ chat.”
Harry chortled, readjusting his headphone one last time to sign off.
“Thanks again f’ havin’ me. Sorry my family crashed your interview.”
“It’s no bother at all, mate. ‘S actually quite refreshing seeing ye’ like this. I’m sure everyone watching would agree. Reminds us all that you’re human and not some robot with perfect hair and the voice of an angel.”
Harry hid his face in his hands, blushing for what felt like the thousandth time during this video call. 
“I hope you lot continue to stay safe and healthy through all of this.”
“Thank you so much. You as well,” Harry added.
“Of course. Tell Y/N I’ll ring her up soon.”
“Will do,” Harry nodded, “If she doesn’t kill me f’ asking her t’ make me some toast first.”
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Diabolik Lovers VANDEAD CARNIVAL ;; Present from Mukami [PART 2]
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ー The scene starts in the kitchen
Yui: Okay...The oven is preheated.
( ...Once the tart crust finished baking, I’ll pour the custard cream inside. )
( Then after putting plenty of Yuma-kun’s homegrown fruits on top, it’ll be ready. )
( I just have to wait for it to finish baking now, so I suppose I could go check up on the others... )
Selection
→ Check up on the nearby duo
Yuma: Ow!!
Yui: A-Are you okay, Yuma-kun!?
Yuma: Aahn? When did I ask for yer concern?
Yui: B-But...Your finger’s bleeding! We have to clean the wound and disinfect it right away...
Yuma: Aah? You’re fussin’ way too much. A lil’ saliva will do the trick just fine, geez. ...Nn...
Yui: ( Will he be okay...? )
Yuma: Oi, Sow...Don’t be starin’ my way. You’re distractin’ me...
Yui: I-I’m sorry...! Um...I just thought there might be something I can help with...
Yuma: There isn’t.
Ruki: Yuma, don’t be so harsh. You haven’t been making much progress this whole time. I’m sure there’s some tasks you can give her.
Yuma: Ugh...That’s not true...
Ruki: Don’t lie. There aren’t enough ingredients for the soup. If you can’t cut these vegetables, I’m putting someone else in charge.
Yuma: Ah, ya can’t! I’ll cut these!
Yui: ( I can tell he’s really motivated... )
( I wonder what he’s making...? )
( Ah...This scent coming from the pot... )
( It’s consommé...! )
Um, Yuma-kun? I’ll help out where I can!
Yuma: Fuck off!! There’s nothin’ for ya to help me with!!
Yui: ...Sorry...
Ruki: Yuma. Ask for help just for today. You’re going to cut these vegetables?
Yuma: ...Yeah, that’s the plan but it’s not really workin’ out as I’d like.
Yui: ( There’s several incisions... )
( I wonder if he’s trying to cut them into a certain shape...? )
Yuma-kun, are you cutting these in shapes?
Yuma: ...Shapes.
Yui: ...?
Yuma: Are you deaf!? I said star shapes!!
Yui: Star...shapes...?
Yuma: What!? Is it that weird I want to cut them into damn stars!?
Yui: N-No, it’s not strange at all. I’m just a little surprised, that’s all...
Yuma: ...We looked at them over at the deli counter when we went shoppin’, remember? Heart and star shapes...
I want to try that as well! Get it now!?
Yui: Y-Yeah.
Ruki: Yuma, stop losing your temper while holding a kitchen knife.
Also, it doesn’t matter if they’re shaped like stars or not, just cut them regularly.
Yuma: I’m strugglin’ ‘cause I can’t do that!
Yui: ( Honestly, it’s kind of a rare sight to see Yuma-kun get so serious about cooking... )
( Also, when I think he’s cutting them into stars, I can’t help but find that kind of cute! )
Ruki: Yuma. You’re being laughed at.
Yui: ...!!
Yuma: Aah!? What’s so damn funny, huh!?
Yui: I-It isn’t! I just thought everyone would be happy if they were star-shaped!
( I’m sure chaos will break loose if I call him cute... )
Yuma: Hah! That’s exactly why I’m tryin’ to cut these carrots into stars!
Ruki: It won’t make a difference in taste though.
Yuma: Ya eat with yer eyes too, right!?
Ruki: But there’s no point if it gets in the way of actually completing the dish, right?
Yui: W-Wait! I know a good hack!
( I feel as if they’ll start a discussion if I leave these two be now... )
Yuma: Oh...! For real!?
Yui: Yeah!
Um...It’d be a piece of cake if you have cookie cutters.
Yuma: Ahー Now that ya mention it, I’m pretty sure we have some of those layin’ ‘round?
Yui: Really?
( I’m honestly a little surprised we’ll easily find some cookie cutters in this house’s kitchen... )
Yuma: Let’s just say Azusa likes to use those for his own pleasure.
Yui: ( ...What on earth is he doing with them...? )
Yuma: Whatcha gettin’ all down for? Don’t worry. They’re still unused.
Yui: That’s not the problem!
*Rustle*
Yuma: Here, this is what you mean, right?
Yui: Yeah! It should be easy with these!
You cut the carrots into slices first and then use the cookie cutter to cut out the shape.
Yuma: Heehー I’m pretty sure I can pull that off on my own. No need to help me.
Yui: Eh? ...I-I’ll help out as well!
Yuma: Well, Ruki’s been on my case as well, so I guess I’ll leave those veggies up to ya.
Yui: Yeah, thanks. I’ll carefully cut them.
Yuma: ‘Course! These are the veggies I poured my heart and soul into after all!
*Chop chop chop*
Ruki: You’re finally providing the ingredients, it seems. I’m sure I’ll be able to create a nice-tasting dish with these.
Yui: These vegetables make a big difference after all, don’t they?
Ruki: Exactly.
*Chop chop chop*
Yui: ( ーー There we go. I guess we finished chopping everything up for the soup? )
Ruki-kun, can I put them inside?
Ruki: Yeah, I’ll leave that up to you. Yuma, how are those star-shaped carrots looking?
Yuma: Perfect! It’d be borin’ to just put them in the soup, so I made enough to sprinkle on top of the salad as well!
Ruki: ...Do you like them?
Yuma: Yeah! It’s kind of fun to pop them out one after the other! I wonder if there’s anythin’ else I can cut with these?
Yui: Then let’s make cookies next time! I’m sure you’ll be able to put those to great use!
Yuma: Why ‘later’? We still have time to make some, no? 
Ruki: ...Right. It should be fun to have one additional dish.
Yui: Then, for the recipe, it’s in this book so...
Yuma: Oh! I’ll get to it then!
Ruki: Seems like Yuma really took a liking to cutting out shapes. Well, I guess we can let him have his fun.
Yui: Fufu, right...!
Ruki: Well then, shall we taste the soup? ...I’m curious.
Yui: ( Yuma-kun is having fun, but Ruki-kun seems to be enjoying himself as well. )
Ruki: ...
...
...What? If you have the time to stand there watching me, then start moving those hands already. Get on with your own task.
Yui: Y-Yeah...Right. Sorry. However...
Ruki: ...?
Yui: U-Um, I’m curious about the taste of the soup as well...So I was wondering if you’d let me have a little sip?
Ruki: ...Be my guest. However, it’s just average. Something is missing...
We need to think about the balance with the other dishes as well. I can’t make the taste any richer. Should I add more water...?
Yui: Hm...You’re right. I do think it is plenty delicious already, but...
Ruki: Nobody asked for your opinion, but I suppose I’ll let you think about it if you want to.
Yui: ( Hm, let’s see...It might be good to draw out the flavor of the vegetables a little more. )
Ruki: Should we add more acidity from the tomatoes?
Yui: Ah, wait. In that case, why don’t we try adding a bit of lemon juice?
Ruki: Lemon juice...? It would work the same in terms of adding acidity, I suppose...
Yui: They’re fresh vegetables, so I feel like it’s adding a lot of sweetness.
Ruki: ...I see. I suppose I’ll try adding some then.
Yui: Yeah! What do you think...?
Ruki: Not bad. Seems like it was a clever suggestion coming from someone like you. Want to try it?
Yui: Can I? Thank you!
...Yeah, it’s delicious!
Ruki: Right? I’m looking forward to serving this to the others as well.
Yui: ( Ruki-kun looks happy. I hope everyone else will like it too... )
Ruki: I suppose I should lower the heat so it doesn’t overcook. Okay, next up’sーー 
Yuma: Say, it slipped my mind for a sec, but...
But what are we doin’ with this turkey?
Ruki: Aah, that one. I bought it because it’s a staple of any Christmas feast, however...
Yui: ( They’re both looking at... )
Me!?
Ruki: You’re the one who brought it up, so I assume you know how to prepare it?
Yui: Ah, yeah. For the most part...
Yuma: ‘Kay. We’ll leave this bad boy up to ya then.
I’ll get back to my cookies.
Ruki: Good idea. It’d be a waste of time for all three of us to work on the same dish. You should do it.
Yui: ( ... )
( I feel as if this was kind of pushed on me... )
*TIMESKIP*
Ruki: ーー We’re pretty much done. How’s your chicken looking?
Yui: Yeah, I think it’ll be okay...Yuma-kun, how’s the cooking time?
Yuma: It’s lookin’ hella good. Smells nice from the herbs, no?
Ruki: ...It definitely triggers the appetite. Okay, let’s get to plating them.
Yui: ( Thank god. I was honestly a little worried when they left it up to me. )
I’ll put out the plates then!
Ruki: Yeah, thank you.
Also, I’d like to carry all finished dishes to the dining room if they’re done with the decorations over there.
Yuma: Speak of the devil.
ー Kou and Azusa enter the kitchen
Kou: We’ve come to check up on you guys~ How are things looking on your end? ...Wait.
Waah! It smells great here! Seems like you guys safely got everything ready in time as well~
Yui: Yeah, we just need to put everything on the plates and carry them to the dining room. How are the decorations looking?
Azusa: Just fine...Kou said that we should...make the final touches together...
Ruki: The final touches...? I’m not sure what you’re talking about, but I suppose we should get all the food ready first.
Yui: Yeah!
→ Go to the dining room
ー The scene shifts to the dining room
Kou: Ah, M-neko-chan! Did you come to help us out? I’m so glad~!
Yui: Yeah! I came here hoping there was still something I could help out with but...It seems like you’re almost ready with the preparations.
Kou: Pretty much! We’d get scolded by Ruki-kun if we slack off after all!
Yui: Fufu, good point. You have to finish before they do, or the food will go cold after all.
The table looks completely different from usual as well. Just a few hours left till we can get this Christmas party started!
Azusa: Say, Eve? Am I doing it right? I’m lining up the stuff we bought today. Tell me if I made a mistake, okay...?
Yui: Don’t worry! You didn’t make any mistakes.
( The Christmas-colored table mats are so cute! )
( The napkins placed at every seat are lovely as well. And above all... )
( Seeing those candles kind of takes me back to the Mass at Church. )
Azusa: Is something the matter? 
Yui: Ah, no. I’m just looking forward to spending Christmas in such a wonderfully decorated room.
Azusa: I’m glad you like it...
*Cling*
Azusa: ...Fufu, this is the last one. The table has been all set...
Yui: All of the silverware has been polished to perfection. Did you do this too?
Azusa: Yeah. It’s especially important to sharpen the knives, or they won’t cut as well, right?
Yui: Sounds like something you would think of.
Kou: Hm. Props to you for getting all of M-neko-chan’s praise, Azusa-kun.
Yui: ...Kou-kun? Is something wrong?
Kou: Nn~ I’m just a little jealous of Azusa-kun.
Yui: Eh? J-Jealous?
Kou: Fufu, just a little bit? You’re only giving him compliments after all.
Yui: You did an amazing job too. You put together the Christmas tree, right?
Kou: Yeah, exactly~ Fufu, it really does feel nice to get praised by you!
That being said, I’m still in the middle of decorating it though.
Azusa: Is that so? In that case, I’ll help out. I’m done with my work after all.
Yui: Decorating the tree, right? I’ll lend a hand too!
Kou: Okay! Let’s decorate it all together then.
Azusa: The tree...It looks prickly...
Yui: Fufu, it really does!
Azusa-kun, you hang ornaments on the branches like this.
Azusa: I wouldn’t mind if the tree decorated me with its needles.
Kou: Pfft! Azusa-kun...Geez! We obviously can’t let that happen.
Yui: E-Exactly, Azusa-kun!
Azusa: ...Is that so? That’s a little disappointing. I’m sure that having my whole body stabbed by those needles is a pain I can only experience today...
Kou: I don’t mean to judge you for your personal preferences, but today you can’t do that.
Azusa: I couldn’t have my knife...And I’m not allowed to stab myself with the tree either...Is Christmas really supposed to be fun?
*Rustle*
Yui: Azusa-kun, I’m sure you’ll enjoy it! Christmas has to be a precious time you spend with family after all...
Azusa: Eve...
Yui: ( Ah, I grabbed his hand in the spur of the moment, but... )
I’m sorry. Um...I just want you to understand. I’m sure it’ll be fun, so let’s try and forget about pain for today?
Azusa: ...Sure. If you insist...
Kou: Haah, thank god. Well then, let’s get back on track and decorate the tree!
*TIMESKIP*
Azusa: Hey, look. This soft, fluffy padding. If you put it underneath your mouth, it looks like a white beard.
Yui: Fufu, you’re right. You look like Santa Claus right now.
Azusa: Santa...Claus?
Yui: Yeah. Santa Claus comes to visit on his sleigh every year on Christmas day, you see.
Then he gives presents to all good children.
Azusa: Heeh...
I’ve never met him but...I see...Only to good children, huh...?
Kou: Pretty sure nobody in this household qualifies~ (1)
Well, getting our hands on what we want with brute force fits us much better anyway, don’t you think so, M-neko-chan~?
Yui: ( Um... )
Azusa: Kou is right...
Yui: Y-You too, Azusa-kun...!?
Azusa: Fufu...
Yui: ( I feel as if I shouldn’t linger on this topic for too long... )
U-Um...Kou-kun? Could you put this on the tree for me?
Azusa-kun, you should continue decorating as well, okay...?
Kou: Fufu, right! Right now we have to stick to the Christmas mood!
Azusa: What should I do with this cotton padding then?
Yui: Ah, right. It’s something meant to mimic snow, so you have to tear it up and sprinkle it across the branches.
Azusa: Okay, gotcha.
Kou: Can I just put these bells and snowman ornaments wherever I want?
Yui: Yeah, they don’t have a set place or anything. I’ll leave it up to your personal taste.
( I should get to decorating as well. )
*TIMESKIP*
Yui: ( ...Every year, I would always decorate the tree by myself instead of Father since he was so busy. )
( However, this year... )
...
Kou: What’s wrong, M-neko-chan? Your hands have stopped moving?
Azusa: Is something bothering you?
Yui: ( I’m decorating with everyone. Fufu, I’m kind of happy. )
No, it’s nothing. Let’s put on the lights once we’re finished with the ornaments!
Kou: Roger! I’m so excited to put the lights on~ They’re the thing I had the most trouble choosing at the store.
Yui: I see.
Kou: We chose them together. Ruki-kun has that cool image so he’s black, no?
Azusa: Yuma is orange...right?
Kou: Exactly! We chose our own favorite color.
And this light pink is you! Fits you perfectly, no?
Yui: Waah! I’m so happy! ...Thank you!
Azusa: Fufu, I’m glad you’re happy.
Yui: Let’s put them on then.
( Covering the whole surface... )
( ... )
( ... )
( Yeah, this should do...! )
Azusa: I finished adding the cotton decorations.
Yui: I’m done over here as well!
Kou: The ornaments are looking perfect as well! In that case, let’s test whether the lights work or not.
Yui: Yeah! Good idea.
Kou: Here we go! Lights on!
*Click*
Yui: Wah...How beautiful. There’s different colors lighting up.
Kou: We made the right choice! I’m looking forward to enjoying these all together!
Azusa: Yeah, it’s really...pretty.
Kou: Right~? I can’t wait to show Ruki-kun and the others!
Yui: ( Huh? But I feel as if something is missing. I wonder what...? )
( We put plenty of ornaments and lights on the tree... )
Kou: Hm...? What’s wrong, M-neko-chan?
Yui: Ah, yeah...I feel as if it’s not quite right yet...
Kou: Could it be this, perhaps?
Yui: Ah! The big star you put on the very top of the tree!
Azusa: ...Once we add that to the tree...It’ll become even more beautiful, right? Let’s put it on, Kou...
Kou: Nu-uh~ This is a special star, so I thought it’d be better to put it on once all five of us have gathered here together.
Azusa: ...I see. Yeah...Good point.
Yui: In that case, let’s go check up on them once we’re done here.
ー Ruki enters the room
*Thud*
Yui: Ah...
Ruki: I’ve come to check up on your process. Are you done with the decorations?
Azusa: Yeah, we just finished. What do you think?
Ruki: ...Yeah, it looks beautiful. The three of you really tried your best.
Kou: Hooray! Nothing quite boosts one’s self-confidence like a compliment from Ruki-kun!
Azusa: Yeah, me too...I’m very happy.
Kou: Say, Azusa-kun, M-neko-chan? Can you both raise your hands for a sec?
Azusa: What...?
Yui: ...?
*Tap*
Yui: Kyah!?
Azusa: Wah! W-What was that...?
Kou: A high five! It’s a way to celebrate a shared success! I’m looking forward to Yuma-kun’s reaction as well~
Azusa: Yeah...I put Yuma through a lot of trouble earlier...So I hope he’ll like it...
Yui: I’m sure he will! I’m excited.
Ruki: There’s no shame in rejoicing, but there’s still some work left. We’ll carry the food here. Lend me a hand.
Yui: Yeah!
( I’m sure the crust should be about done by now as well... )
( I’ll go finish it by adding the custard and fruits! )
*TIMESKIP*
*Thud*
Yui: This should be the final plate of food, right?
Ruki: Yeah. We’ve carried everything here. Yuma, pour our drinks.
Yuma: Already on it.
*Cling*
Yui: ( The candles have been lit and there’s a warm buffet laid out. The room is decorated as well... )
Kou: Haah~ Looking good, don’t you think~? Seeing all these different dishes lined up on the table~
Azusa: Looks delicious...
Yuma: It doesn’t just ‘look’ good. I can promise ya the taste won’t disappoint either. Ya better look forward to it!
Kou: Geez, you’re way too excited, Yuma-kun.
I can’t wait to try this cake loaded with fruit you made either.
Yui: Really? I’m glad to hear that.
Ruki: You two gave it your best shot as well. The elaborate decorations help lighten the mood up as well.
Yuma: Hell yeah. When the room is decorated this way, I immediately get those ‘today’s a special day’ vibes.
Altho it still feels a little weird for us Vampires to celebrate Christmas.
Ruki: Haha, you have a point.
It may be strange for us Vampires, but this day only comes once a year. It shouldn’t hurt to celebrate every once in a while, right?
Kou: I appreciate all the praise, but we’re not quite done yet~
Yuma: Aahn? Whatcha mean?
Azusa: We have to put the biggest star on the very top of the tree.
Ruki: ...? Why did you not put it on yet?
Kou: Eeh~? I mean, this is such a rare occasion, so I wanted all of us to be here and witness its completion.
Yuma: I see. Sounds good? I don’t dislike that way of thinkin’.
Azusa: Well then, Kou. Here. Put it on top.
Yui: ( Azusa-kun is handing the star to Kou-kun... )
Kou: Thank you, Azusa-kun. Well then...Here, M-neko-chan~
Yui: ...Eh?
Kou: None of this would have happened if it wasn’t for you after all.
So I want to leave this up to you!
Yui: No way...Are you sure I can put it on?
Ruki: Don’t sweat the details. If you don’t put that on, we can never get the party started.
Yuma: Oi, Sow. Get on with it.
Azusa: ...Put it on with your very own hands.
Yui: Thank you guys. Well then...
*Rustle*
Kou: Ready? Lights on!
*Click*
Ruki: Hooh...
Yuma: Wow! What’s this? I didn’t know these trees light up!
Azusa: ...I like Christmas.
Yui: ( How pretty. I could gaze at it forever... )
Kou: Well then, we’ve finished decorating so let’s get to our seats and eat now!
Yuma: Yeah! Nothin’ like enjoyin’ a meal surrounded by those shimmerin’ lights!
ー Everyone sits down at the table
Ruki: Oi, Yui. You should sit down as well.
Yuma: Geez, ya slowpoke! Whatcha doin’? Hurry up and get yer ass over here.
Kou: Come on, we’re going to get started without you, M-neko-chan!
Azusa: Eve, hurry...Everyone already took a seat.
Yui: Ah, yeah, wait! I’ll be there in a sec...
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*Cling cling*
Everyone: Merry Christmas.
Yuma: ‘Kay! Time to chow down!
Ruki: Thank you for the meal.
Kou: I’m digging in~!
Azusa: ...Let me have a taste...
Yui: Thanks for the meal!
Kou: Mmh~! Yuma-kun’s vegetables never fail to amaze me!
Yuma: I’m the one who grew them, so they’re obviously gonna be delicious!
Azusa: ...Nom, nom.
Ruki: I’m glad you’re all enjoying it.
Kou: Although I’m a little curious about these oddly-shaped vegetables.
Yuma: The taste’s still the same so whatever!!
Ruki: Yuma, don’t shout too loud.
Yuma: Che...Those are the duds. There’s some proper stars in there as well.
Kou: ...These are supposed to be stars!?
Ruki: Right. Yuma shed blood, sweat and tears to make those.
Azusa: ...The fruit tart you made is delicious. The crust is crisp...
Yui: I’m glad to hear that. Yuma-kun is the one who grew the fruits on top as well.
Azusa: Yuma is amazing. I don’t think I could ever grow vegetables...
Ruki: Yuma is great at taking care of things after all. Why don’t you try looking after someone else as well for a change?
Azusa: ...Look after someone else...?
Yui: ( I’m honestly having trouble picturing that... )
Yuma: In that case, why don’t you let him take care of you, Ruki?
Ruki: ...!
...Azusa, forget what I said just now. Understood?
Azusa: Yeah, sure...
Kou: Ahaha! This is so much fun. Hey, M-neko-chan, thank you!
Yui: ...Eh?
Kou: I’m thanking you for teaching us about Christmas.
It’s our first time celebrating such a fun event, so we’re all in high spirits!
Yui: ...I should be the one saying thank you. I thought I would be spending the day alone...so I felt a little down.
However, I’m really happy you all worked together to create such a fun Christmas for me. Thank you, everyone...
Yuma: Hah, we didn’t do this for ya or anythin’. We only went through with it ‘cause it sounded fun.
Yui: I’m still glad regardless. For letting me join your Christmas party.
Yuma: I mean, ya are kind of a bother to us, but did ya really think we’d leave ya out?
Kou: Ah~ Yuma-kun’s flustered~!
Yuma: Haah!? Why would I get flustered!?
Ruki: You’re red all the way to your ears. Why don’t you be honest with yourself?
Yuma: You too, Ruki!?
Ruki: Hmph...My bad. Seems like I’m having a bad case of ‘the slip of the tongue’ today.
Yuma: Che...!
Ruki: Yuma, cheer up. We’re actually spending Christmas as a family.
Azusa: Exactly...
Kou: Me too! Food tastes so much better when you get to enjoy it without being upset!
Yui: ( I didn’t think it would be so fun to spend time with everyone like this. )
( Huh...? I just thought ‘fun’... )
( Right. At some point, the time I spend with the Mukami family must have grown dear to me... )
Kou: What are you grinning for?
Yui: Um...This may sound strange, but I thought it’s fun to spend time with you guys.
Azusa: ...If you’re happy...then so am I.
Ruki: I thought you were an odd human, but you’ve exceeded that point...You are basically being held hostage after all. 
Yui: Right. I know it’s weird but...
Kou: You’re really living up to your name~ Although that’s exactly what makes you cute!
Yuma: Heh...If we ever hold a Christmas party again, ya better help out too. 
No way in hell I’m wastin’ my time makin’ some cake, so I’ll leave my fruits in yer hands.
Also, we need someone to make the cookies.
Yui: Thank you...! I better practice a bunch in preparation for that day!
Ruki: Let’s leave it at that. The food we worked so hard on will get cold.
Kou: Ah, Azusa-kun you’re adding spices again~ You shouldn’t ruin the taste of the food. 
Azusa: ...Just a sprinkle. I want to make this an even more fun experience...
Ruki: Haah...Can’t you guys at least enjoy a meal in silence?
Kou: But this is what suits us best, don’t you think?
Yuma: It’d be kind of creepy if things were all quiet.
Ruki: ...Right. I suppose this is quite tame for a Vampire’s holy night.
Yui: ( I’m truly glad I was able to have such a fun Christmas... )
( I wish I’ll be able to experience this sight once more somedayーー )
ーー THE END ーー
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(1) ‘NG’ is a term which has recently picked up in popularity in the Japanese language. It is an abbreviation of the English phrase ‘no good’ and is used to refer to things which are forbidden or don’t qualify.
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amor-immortalem · 3 years ago
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The Lord of Fools and the Stubborn Commoner ch.17
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Taglist: @flare-love @ithinkimdekubutreallyimdenki @ice-icebaby @hobin-gnoblin
The pair stood there frozen, looking at Essi like she was a pair of headlights and they were the deer that had the misfortune of standing in her path.
“Aren’t you going to say anything to me, Honey? I know you’ve missed me, because I’ve certainly missed you.” The brown-haired woman stepped forward and Mammon took a step back, pulling Arella behind him and placing himself between her and Essi.
“Don’t.” He gives his first wife a harsh glare. “Don’t you fucking dare take another step.”
“Wh- what do you mean?” Her green eyes look wide as saucers. She’s either purposefully playing dumb or she genuinely is clueless and Mammon can’t figure out which makes him more enraged. “Mammon, what’s wrong?”
“You know exactly what’s wrong! Don’t pretend like you didn’t walk out on me five years ago! Don’t pretend that you didn’t leave that letter for me to find along with your wedding ring in the morning while you ran off with whichever one of my servants it was that you had been cheating on me with for three fucking years!”
The look of surprise that crosses her face is confusing the Lord of Fools. Did she really think he would take her back after five years? Had Arella not come along when she did then maybe- but that’s not the point! The point was that he had remarried- was starting a new, happier family that didn’t include her.
“What letter? Baby, whatever was in that letter, I didn’t write it. I didn’t write any of it and I certainly didn’t leave by choice. Mammon, I love you. I would never hurt you like that, please you have to believe me!”
“Stop fucking lying to me! It was your goddamn handwriting, Esmeralda. You don’t write in a way that’s easy to imitate. And if you didn’t leave by choice, I woulda heard about it- I would’ve heard you calling for help! I woulda heard and felt ya strugglin’ considerin’ I was sleepin’ right there next ta ya!”
“Mam-”
“ENOUGH,” He roars, “Guards, remove her from the property and make sure she doesn’t come back.” Mammon turned his back on his former wife. “Our marriage ended the day you decided to turn your back on me and my son.” With that the white-haired man, takes Arella’s hand and tugs her out of the castle doors to wait for Cyrus.
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Things had been tense since Essi’s earlier visit. Arella noticed that Mammon had seemed to put on this mask that was hiding his real emotions- probably for Cyrus’s sake. He was restless and irritable underneath it all so when it came time to turn in for the night, Arella took care of putting Cyrus to bed on her own. As she settled the boy down for the night, Cyrus looked up at her.
“Mommy, why is Daddy so upset? Did I do something wrong?” he asks.
“No, sweetheart, you didn’t do anything wrong. What’s going on with Daddy right now has nothing to do with you, so don’t worry about it okay?”
“Okay,” He nods. “Can I ask one more thing?” Arella nods. “Why’s your tummy so big?”
“Well, there was some news that Daddy and I wanted to tell you together when you got home earlier, but we’ll have to wait until tomorrow when Daddy’s had a bit of time to really digest what happened before you got home.”
“Okay...” He nods and snuggles into bed with little protest, “Would you read to me until I fall asleep?
“Of course, I will.”
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Mammon had his marriage license from his first marriage and several love letters Essi had written him when they were married along with the letter she had left for him on the night she left. As much as it wouldn’t make him leave Arella just to go back to Essi, Mammon has been studying them for any discrepancies between letters actually written by her and the letter she claimed she didn’t write for his own closure. He wants it to be true but a part of him doesn’t as well. Why couldn’t this be easy?! Letting out a growl, he shoved the papers in his desk.
“Goddamn her. She just had ta come back ‘n make everything difficult- ta ruin it...”
“Ruin what, Love?” Arella asks as she enters his office. “I don’t think anything is ruined.”
He looked up at her. “Ya don’t feel threatened do ya? Now that she tried to come back?”
“No,” The black-haired woman smiles, “Why would I be threatened by her?” She took a hold of his hand and rubbed her thumb over it. “I trust you with whatever you choose to do.”
He visibly relaxed. “I love you. My time with Essi was alright for what it was and what it gave me, but I want you. Not her.”
“I know,” She leans down and places a kiss on his forehead. “I’m going to take a bath. Join me? Maybe if you take a bath you’ll feel better after soaking in the hot water.”
“I’d love to.” He smiles as he gets up, turning out the lights of his office and closing the door.
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“This is nice,” Mammon sinks into the hot water, holding his wife close to his chest. “I’m starting ta feel better already...”
“That’s good...” She hums as she sighs.
“I can’t believe her- the audacity in that woman. ‘I love you! I’d never hurt you like that!’ Pft. Ridiculous.”
Arella stays quiet. She just wants him to get his feelings out. Bottling them up wouldn’t help him any.
“Like, how am I supposed to believe that?! She’s jus’ tryin’ to add injury ta insult... Does she think I’m an idiot?” The young lord rests his hand against her belly. “I’m not gonna fall for it. I have my son. I have you and our baby. That’s all I-!”
“Did you feel that?” Arella asks as she places her hand over his.
“Yeah, the baby... they kicked...” He smiled down at her as they felt another strong kick and then another on the opposite side at the same time.
“Mammon...”
“There’s two, ain’t there?”
Arella nodded. “Twins... Our first try and we got twins...”
“Amazin’...”
Once they both go quiet, they just lay there in the tub until the water loses its heat and they have to get out.
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snuggetfish · 3 years ago
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how does majima react to someone who is absolutely fascinated by traumatic injuries? like…. ok lets try a scenario:
a trauma medicine worker (doctor, EMT/paramedic, etc.) that cautiously and softly asks to see his eye after a long time of being together. sure, they’d seen it before when he removes his eyepatch to wash his face or sleep…. but they’d never really gotten a good look at it. it seemed like a thing they should never ever ask, because they know the truth behind that injury, but…. maybe majima would understand, right? it’s their whole line of work, it would make sense, wouldn’t it? so, they carefully ask him on a certain night, making sure to word things carefully….
you’re the majima scenario expert, so…. have at it, if you’d like and it isn’t too much trouble.
All right anon, I've had a good while to think about this now...👀
Hmmm so what is really the best way to bring it up?
On the one hand, I can understand the fascination, coupled with that feeling of wanting to really know your long-term partner inside and out, to prove to Majima that he can put full trust in their love even after revealing his "ugliest" sides. But on the other hand, it's not like it's a hidden thing, always out of sight and never before mentioned. Shouldn't the curiosity have manifested earlier? Would it be weird to just ask now, out of the blue?
So the way I imagine it, they'd have to take a more roundabout way of opening the conversation.
In the evening, when the two of them are finally at home, relaxing and talking about how their day went, his partner maybe brings up a "new case they tended to today". Maybe it was a young man who'd been in an accident, resulting in traumatic eye injury... but despite their best efforts, the eye couldn't be saved. They keep the details sparse at first, mostly to gauge his reaction. Tone is key here, because there can't be pity or shock or god forbid disgust in their voice, but it can't be a joking remark either. Either of those would cause Majima to clam up or deflect with equal humour.
Maybe they instead talk about the boy's demeanor, the way he fiercely held on to his consciousness and grit his teeth through the pain. And that gives Majima a reason to interject.
"Tch, what's the point in strugglin' to stay awake 'n feel all that if doctors were already helpin' him?"
"I suppose he didn't want to die. Didn't want to fall asleep and never wake up."
"Ya don't die from a gettin' yer eyeball popped. Not usually, anyway. Did they... scramble his brain any?"
And that gives them an opening.
"No. He was lucky that way. You were too, Goro."
Now I don't think he'd want to dwell much on the details of how it happened in his case, so getting straight to the question is the better strategy from this point. A simple: "would you ever allow me to see it up close?".
It might not happen just on the spot like that, though. He'll probably shy away like he usually does.
"I know yer a skilled doc 'n all, but there ain't nothin' ya can do here. Not like it'll grow back if ya get a better look."
Discussion closed, for now. But maybe in an hour or two, when his partner offers to run them both a hot bath, with some help from the calming water and their gentle touch... he just might lean in a little closer 😊💕
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arigatouiris · 5 years ago
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i’ll remember you // kuroo tetsuroo x reader (2/3)
Author’s Note: Here’s chapter two! I mean, it’s longer than the other two parts that I had in mind, but I hope that’s okay? Also, please let me know what you think of this? I worked really hard on it, so I’d feel so good if you guys tell me what you think :”) And there’s a Barakamon reference in this chapter :3
Word count: 7k+
Pairing: Kuroo Tetsuroo x Reader [Kimi no Na Wa re-write]
Summary: Everything had been perfectly normal until you woke up as a volleyball captain from a school you didn’t go to, in a city you didn’t live in. Ever since then, Kuroo Tetsuroo has been inching closer and closer into your life, wrecking almost everything that could perhaps be considered normal.
However, you never realized how vital he was to you; because you were sure you would understand upon seeing him.The struggle however, was remembering each other. Because what good would it do if you went to saw him and he didn’t remember you?
Well, the universe turns back time, of course. Until he did.
Warnings: angst, body-swapping, bullying, fantasy, reader is depressed, mentions of suicide, character death, slow burn, bittersweet end, awkward boners, mentions of porn
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ch. 02  —  slow changes
When you woke up, you saw the window first.
You sprung up in your bed before noticing the thin cloth divide the room—your brother's half and yours. Tears threatened to form in your eyes but you blinked them away before rushing to the window, noticing how it was still slightly dark out, how it was about to be sunrise. You noticed that your brother wasn't in the room, he'd probably gone out to help your mom with the salt.
Your hands sprung to your breasts a second later before cuddling up to them, "I missed you..."
A second later, you noticed an evident note on the wall. Your heart sped up, wondering if it was from Kuroo, and walked over to see a rather cryptic message.
You're prettier than you give yourself credit for.
Your eyes widened at the note, before feeling a strange warmth in your chest. You go over to your table before checking if he'd left any more notes, but found none. You picked your phone up and saw that the wallpaper had changed. It was a picture of you that you hadn't taken—you were wearing your school uniform, and you were smiling at the camera; you wouldn't lie, it was an excellent picture of you.
A smile sat on your lips before realizing that Kuroo must have done this.
And I broke his laptop, you cringed before sinking to the ground in horror. A second later, you walked over to the bathroom before brushing your teeth but your eyes widened at the note in the mirror.
Akio is a douche!
You froze. Akio...? Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no!
Did Kuroo say something to him? Did Akio say something to Kuroo and he had said something back? You cursed yourself on thinking that Kuroo couldn't make your life worse than it already was. Scrambling to get ready, you wore your uniform before noticing that it was crumpled and thrown to the corner. Your eyebrow twitched before feeling a feeling of pure distaste sit on your lips. Rushing to make breakfast before your mother and brother returned, you immediately got the rice cooking and the curry boiling. The whole while, all you could think of was what Kuroo might have done, and your heart was pounding in your ear. For some reason, you weren't anxious, perhaps that was because you were in a fight-or-flight mode.
    "Ah," Your mother's voice alerted you, as you set the breakfast on the kotatsu, "How are you feelin' today?"
Huh? You gave her a funny look, "Whaddaya mean?"
    "You were actin' a bit odd yesterday. Thoughtchu were sick o' somethin'."
Your heart melted at your mother's worry for you before shaking your head. She's my mother! You scolded yourself.
    "I'm good today, 'kaa-chan."
    "Clearly you remember how ta make rice today?" Your brother perked up.
Your face reddened before thinking of how Kuroo must have made breakfast yesterday.
    "What?"
   "You were strugglin' to get the cooker on! As if ya didn't ever see it before. And yer curry was disgustin'."
    "I was sick." You mumbled before focusing on the food.
Letting out a breath, you packed your bento before looking at your brother strangely. He was staring at your face oddly.
    "What?"
    "You look like yerself today too. You'd forgotten how ta do yer hair yesterday."
Your heart sunk. It must be hard for a guy to live suddenly as a girl for a day. But, your mind kept circling around what Kuroo might have done to Akio. While walking to school, you stopped by your only friend's house, Kotoishi Naru, and hoped she was the one Kuroo had confided with. You were glad you met Kenma with such ease and wondered how Kuroo may have figured out that Naru was your best friend. Naru wasn't in your class, and she wasn't even around half the time considering how there was a big calligraphy competition that was coming up.
Once Naru saw you, she waved, almost as if nothing strange had occurred. You blinked as she ran over to you, her brown hair bounding behind her with ease.
    "How you feelin' today, (y/n)?"
    "Uh," Didn't Kuroo say anything to Naru? "I'm good. Did... Did anythin' strange happen yesterday?"
Naru scoffed, "A lotta strange things happened, especially with ya, (y/n). Where do ya want me to begin?"
    "Eh?"
    "That boy made me watch that movie, the one where they switch bodies? Wicked, really—"
You grab Naru's shoulders before forcing her to meet your gaze.
    "Naru! Tell me—"
    "You gotta watch that movie, (y/n). And like, maybe skip school—"
    "Naru."
She let out a sigh, "Yanno how Junko's got her ass on ya all the time? The boy in yer body gave her a piece of his mind when she forced herself on ya. She threatened to cut yer hair if ya didn't finish 'er homework. That boy wasn't havin' none of it. Junko's prolly not gon' ever talk to ya again. And..."
Naru looked a bit hesitant as she continued, "Ya prolly shouldn't talk ta Akio either."
    "Oh no," You felt your heart sink in your chest, "Was it about the confession?"
Naru blinked, "What confession?"
You sighed, "Two days ago, I confessed to Akio-kun. He turned me down—"
    "That bastard," Naru muttered, "But, it's good. Just don't go talk to 'im. Pretend he's scum, aight? Actually, he is scum—"
    "Naru, what happened?"
Naru shrugged before leading you to school. You knew you weren't going to get any answers out of her right then. But, your heart was pounding against your chest. You knew Kuroo was just trying to help out by standing up for you, but by changing the way you behaved just for momentary gratification didn't seem right to you. You'd barely made any changes in his life, but the way he'd completely turned yours around felt strange. You weren't thankful; in fact, you were angry.
On reaching school, people watched you as you made your every move. Naru wasn't by your side but had strictly warned you to not say a word in edgewise to anyone. That's probably what I'll do anyway, you thought before heading to class and freezing in front of your desk. Your eyes widened at the words written on the desk, 'Slut', 'Whore', 'Demon', and other things. Your hands were shaking at the way these words suddenly sprung up only after a day of living as Kuroo.
    "Ah," The teacher said, and you looked up with sad eyes, "Yer aight, there?"
Even the teachers noticed? You heard snickering from behind you but you ignored them. Never had you felt so degraded before, and it was all thanks to how some boy had lived in your body for a day and didn't bother to accommodate.
You ate your lunch quietly just as Naru trod inside and slammed her hand on your table. She frowned at the words that you hadn't bothered to erase, and then looked up at you.
    "We gotta move," She said, grabbing your wrist, pulling you, but you refused to budge, "Now!"
    "Naru! What do you—"
    "There she is," Akio's loud voice was barely missable. You had grown to fall for that voice, after all, "The school slut."
You felt as if your body was on fire; and you wanted to leave instantly. Naru moved before you could catch a glimpse of Akio's threatening gaze fall on you. You felt like his gaze could burn you. It wasn't in a nice way. His face had a very dark bruise, right below his eye and his nose looked a bit crooked. You couldn't move, you were frozen to your spot, confused at the scene occurring before you.
    "Watch yer mouth, Matsuo." Naru warned before Akio scoffed.
    "Ask 'er to watch 'ers! Dunno where it's been—"
    "What're you sayin'?" You snapped, feeling your heart burst.
The class burst into laughter at your sudden outburst, but you saw a tinge of... fear, you couldn't believe it, in Akio's eyes. Clicking his tongue, he walked away, taking the air of confidence with him. Tears filled your eyes and you immediately got up and ran to the roof, knowing that'll be the only place no one would bother you. Naru followed shortly after, knowing full well that you were distraught.
    "Naru, what happened?"
She sighed before groaning, "He threw 'imself at ya, (y/n)." Your eyes widened.
    "The boy in yer body were the one who gave 'im the black eye. Deserved it too."
Akio threw himself at me? That doesn't make sense! I was the one who confessed to him! You wanted to ask Kuroo what had happened but there wasn't any way you could contact him, considering how you'd failed to send yourself a text message. If you were ever going to wake up in his body again, you'd let him know just how much you appreciated him turning things around in your life. You clenched your fists so tightly that you swore you could punch through a wall.
Kuroo Tetsuroo, you goddamn pig!
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When Kuroo woke up as you, he didn't really freak out as much. It took him until half a day for him to realize that it wasn't a dream at all, that having enjoyed Kimi no Na Wa so much he was finally living it seemed a bit too unreal. However, after learning what that girl Naru had called you, Kuroo froze a little bit.
You were the girl that had killed herself, opposite Kenma's house.
Here, you were a second-year high school student, which meant that this was a year prior to how things went. Kuroo didn't know why you had killed yourself in the present, but he assumed it must be some reason related to mental health, for all suicides were along the same lines. His heart felt for you, but he was now more curious to see why he was swapped into your body. Did this mean he had to save your life, the same way Taki had saved Mitsuha?
    "Oi," Kuroo said, as you, to the brown-haired girl calling herself Naru, "What's this girl's deal?"
    "Whaddaya mean, (y/n)?"
Kuroo groaned, "I'm not (y/n)! I'm a guy, stuck in her body."
    "Eh? That ain't possible—"
    "After school, I'll show you a movie, how about that? Now, just play along. What's her deal?"
Naru hummed before tapping her chin a couple of times. It wasn't as if she didn't like role-playing, but you had been acting weird all day. This didn't particularly seem impossible, even though science told her it was out of the question.
    "(y/n)'s the firstborn of two kids, she's got a younger brother, Takeru, and 'er mum's a bit of a bitch," Kuroo winced, "Ah, you aren't (y/n). She'd 'ave killed me if I said that."
Kuroo sighed, before gesturing her to continue. This was sometime after lunch, where Kuroo forcefully ate the bento (y/n)'s younger brother had made after he had called in sick on (y/n)'s behalf. He didn't understand why there wasn't a fully functioning cafeteria, but he assumed cities were different from country prefectures. He was in Nagasaki, after all.
    "(y/n)'s dad's passed while fishing for oysters. 'er aunt lives in Tokyo, and is honestly the only person in (y/n)'s family that she adores."
Her aunt, huh, Kuroo's eyes narrowed, "She adores her aunt?"
Naru nodded, "Aunt's nice. Brings 'er gifts and all. Always keeps askin' her to move to Tokyo. Mum's against it."
    "Why?"
    "Even I dunno that, shonen." Naru shrugged.
It was during lunch that Akio had approached Kuroo. He was quite certain that he was her boyfriend, with how close he was and how he was saying such cheesy stupid shit. Maybe, they fought or something? Kuroo was never the one to pry, although, he took very little to understand the context of certain situations. Just as he understood this one.
    "I know I said no ta ya," Akio's hands were inching closer and closer to Kuroo, "But lemme erase that, aight? With the way ya are right now, I'm not sure I can hold myself back—"
    "Hold up a goddamn minute," Kuroo smirked before placing both his hands against his chest and pushing him away, "You rejected me?"
    "That's in the past—"
    "And you're nuzzling close to me like we're dating? You must be some pig, eh?"
Akio's eyes flashed with anger before grabbing Kuroo's wrist. Judging from the strength (y/n) had, he was certain that she wouldn't have been able to push him away, but this was Kuroo. And even though he didn't like physical fights, helping a girl recover her honor was not against his many policies. He twisted Akio's hands before throwing a nasty punch to the boy's face, drawing blood. It wasn't as if he knew you personally or even knew enough of your story to be doing this, but he was in your body right then, and if at all you believed you were deserving of this idiot's schemes, Kuroo wanted you to know that you were much more.
The second he saw your image in the mirror, he was floored at how beautiful you were even in the morning. Your hair was marvelous, your smile was gorgeous, and your body... now that was something else. Kuroo wasn't a pervert, but he won't deny that having your body for a day was making him more curious by the hour. He had touched your breasts, he wouldn't lie, but he'd have done that if it were anyone. But, he refused to look at any part of you otherwise, which was perhaps why he decided he wouldn't take a shower. The farthest he would go would be touching your breasts, and if he had to comment, he'd simply say that he wouldn't mind waking up as you if it meant having your breasts.
He had learned later that day from Naru that (y/n) had been obsessed with this Akio boy for over a few months now. Taking a deep breath, he walked over to the girl and asked her if she had a computer with a stable internet connection. When she said only her phone had an internet connection, Kuroo groaned. Even the groan sounds adorable coming from (y/n), he thought before nodding once.
    "There's a movie we're going to watch, okay?"
    "Whatsit about?"
    "Whatever's happening to me and your friend."
It surprised him how quietly Naru sat through the entire movie. Kuroo didn't mind watching Kimi no Na Wa again, especially as someone else, but Naru's fascination with the movie amazed him. For a moment, he deliberated on telling her that you had died in the present world, but he knew that telling Naru meant he was inevitably telling you, and he didn't want you to panic or throw yourself into a corner.
If he was put in your body, and judging from what he knew happens to you, he was meant to save you.
Perhaps, the care rose in his heart after learning that he was in your body of all people. Knowing that you had died, alone and isolated in a house where your aunt was probably never home, having not been fed or having any friends for that matter, Kenma knew better about the circumstances of your death, and he made it a point to ask him later.
Once the movie was done, the first question that Naru asked him proved to him that Naru was indeed one of the smartest people he'd met.
    "Something's gonna happen to 'er, isn't it?"
When he woke up back as himself, the first thing he saw was the familiar Ratchet and Clank poster in front of him, and the loudness of Tokyo livelihood. He turned to spot his uniform neatly folded and hung from hangers against the door, and his heart twisted in dissatisfaction with how he had just haphazardly thrown yours. He noticed the note you had left behind and smiled as he read your words, before noticing the line below your first note. His eyes widened and he rushed toward his laptop, before noticing a large crack on it.
    "You've got to be kidding—" He traced his hand against the big crack on his laptop's screen before feeling nothing but ire in his heart, "—she fucking broke my laptop!"
Rushing down to meet Kenma, knowing full well that he'd understand, he noticed his father coming toward him with breakfast. Kuroo eyed his father strangely before his father returned the gaze.
    "You ate yesterday, so what's the trouble now?"
Kuroo groaned internally when he realized that you had no idea what issues he was having and Kuroo didn't want to argue first thing in the morning. Snatching the toast his father had made, Kuroo rushed out to meet Kenma.
    "Oi, Kenma!"
Kenma's eyes met his friend's form before a smirk plastered on his face, "So, how was it living as someone who's dead?"
    "She broke my laptop!"
Kenma's smirk didn't die down, "Yeah, she was trying to watch the movie, but then I told her you might have watched porn earlier and she dropped it. Don't blame her, your laptop's probably filthy."
Kuroo gasped, "It is not!"
Kenma shrugged.
    "I don't even want to explain to the old man what happened. He's going to whoop my ass for it, it's barely a year old. Agh, damn it."
    "Kuroo," Kenma's voice suggested he was being serious, "This is strange."
He let out a sigh, "No kidding. I woke up crying," Kenma looked at him, "She's got a shit life, no offence to her. Mum's a bit cold, brother's a little shit, her best friend's a bit... strange, she gets bullied by this dumb loudmouth, and the guy she liked practically tried to assault her."
    "She wasn't too happy here either, from what I've heard," Kenma said, "Her mum passed away because of an accident and her aunt brought her here. Her aunt's a monster, though. Barely cared for her. Drove her to the edge until..."
Kenma felt his heart constrict uncomfortably. Sure, she had broken his laptop but that was minor compared to the changes he'd made in your life. Just thinking about it made him wonder how you'd take it, but there was something strange overall regarding the entire timeline of it all. If you were dead in the present life, how did it matter what these small changes instigate? If anything, Kuroo understood that it was your depression that drove you to the edge; but, considering what he'd done yesterday, standing up for herself when she clearly had not before, Kuroo wondered if it would make a difference at all.
    "Need to know more about why she... you know."
Kenma nodded, "So you think it'll happen again?"
Kuroo thought of the tears that leaked out of your eyes that morning he woke up as you. He nodded, a serious gleam in his gold eyes. It better, he thought, his stomach twisted as he remembered hearing of your death for the first time.
    "What about practice yesterday?"
    "Didn't have it. Nekomata's pretty pissed. Gave you a mask and she moved around pretending you were sick."
Kuroo sighed with relief but felt worse when he thought of the welcome you might be getting later today. He understood that the events might have already occurred but if Kuroo's swapped into your body and if that made any change in the timeline of events, if that meant you could come out of this alive, he wouldn't mind. No one deserved to be pushed to an extent like that, and whether you knew it or not, you were worthy of so much more. He'd gone through your notes, he'd gone through a few of your scribbles and he could understand that you were a hard-worker. You wanted to move to Tokyo and live a city life, you wanted a better life for yourself and he could see just from one day that you were striving for it. Sure, you were a tad bit insecure, judging from how Akio had spoken of you, but Kuroo knew you were so much more than what you thought of yourself.
He didn't know why he felt this way, but he didn't want you to go down the way you did. And if these swaps made a difference, then he'd ensure that the difference was good.
The more the day progressed, the more he thought about what you were doing. While he knew that his timeline was set in the future and that yours was from a year ago, it still felt like you were there, going to school, managing the bullying, the idiotic crush you had on that jerk. He knew that it was just because of living in your body for a day that he cared and that until now, despite learning you had died, he had no idea who you were, and while he did feel bad for you, it was only after this did it feel a tad bit personal.
A week passed before Kuroo woke up as you again.
Instantly, his hands rushed to your breasts and a large drunk grin plastered on his face. I've missed you two, he thought before finding that the screen dividing your brother's side of the room was open and your brother was staring at you—Kuroo—intently.
    "What are you doing, nee-chan?"
Kuroo gasped before throwing a pillow at the little boy, before hearing him groan and throw it back. It wasn't that the little boy, Takeru, was a little shit, it was just that he seemed to have the ability to be around when he wasn't needed. Suddenly, as if he were being pulled out of a stupor he realized that he hadn't woken up with tears in his eyes. Turning to young Takeru, Kuroo gestured for the boy to come closer. Takeru listened and crouched beside Kuroo, before waiting intently.
    "If I had memory loss and forgot the entire day of yesterday, how would you describe what happened to me?"
Takeru hummed before tapping his chin a couple of times, "You din't 'ave a good day yesterday," Ah, damn, "You fought with mum and she hitchu," Kuroo winced, "but I think ya were mean ta 'er, 'cause she was cryin'. You were cryin' too, sayin' how you were sorry butchu din't tell mum that so ya were cryin' for nothin'. Naru-nee came'oer, but she had ta leave after some time. And in school," Takeru shrugged, "I don't know 'cause yer in high school and I'm in elementary."
Kuroo ruffled Takeru's head before smiling a bit. Seems like you had quite the day, he thought before hearing Takeru say something strange.
    "You should talk to 'kaa-chan," Kuroo's eyes widened, "She misses ya. She tells me when we pick salt. She misses ya, nee-chan."
(y/n) moved to Tokyo because her mum passed away in an accident, right? Kuroo thought before narrowing his eyes, What kind of accident was it? And what happened to Takeru?
Heading to the living room, Kuroo noticed your mother near the kitchen. Her face was puffy, and it looked like she had cried herself to sleep the night before. Kuroo knew it was not in his place to say or do anything, but there was only one thing he could conceive that could perhaps help in this situation. Whatever it is, if we can at least avoid her mother's misunderstanding, then maybe, (y/n) can stay behind.
    "Kaa-chan," It was strange for Kuroo to be calling someone that after years, "About yesterday—"
In one instant, your mother turned to face Kuroo, you, and her eyes filled with tears. She instantly wiped them away before nodding.
    "I've made breakfast—"
    "Please," Kuroo said, "I might not say this often, but... I miss you more than you know. I know things aren't okay and I know I might act differently sometimes, but you need to know I'm always here for you. Just talk to me, okay?"
Your mother stared at Kuroo like you were another person; which was true, but it wasn't like she'd notice.
    "I sometimes forget ya are yer father's daughter," your mother said, chuckling, "Yer so sweet, baby. I'm sorry for hittin' ya."
    "I'm... sorry for raising my voice."
Your mother knew you hadn't raised your voice. Your mother also probably knew that something extraordinary was going on, but just to see her daughter smile and nod at her made her feel strangely content. A hand reached toward Kuroo and grazed against his, no your, cheek, and he felt tears sting the back of his eyelids.
    "I'll try ta be a bit more nicer, yeah?"
Kuroo chuckled before feeling his the back of his throat hurt. He nodded, because, well, what else could he do? Breakfast that morning was relatively milder, there was an air of ease spread around and while he wanted no credit, Kuroo's heart bubbled with a bit of pride. It wasn't too intense, Kuroo felt the same sort of penchant luck he would feel if after casually tossing something across the room and it hits his target so crisply and perfectly that he feels no desire even to attempt another shot. While walking to school, Kuroo waved at Takeru before turning to spot Naru waiting outside her house. Running to her, Kuroo slapped the girl's back before grinning widely.
    "Yer the boy!"
Kuroo felt his heart drop, "How'd you know?"
    "If (y/n) ever let 'erself smile like that, that'd be the day," Naru chuckled, "We've got tests today, yer on the worst possible day."
Kuroo felt his heart drop, but that wasn't because of the tests. Oh shit, he thought before realizing that today was one of the practice matches scheduled between Fukurodani and Nekoma, and you were there in his place. Oh, fuck, he thought before running a hand through your hair, before stopping himself. Wow, he thought, your hair is so smooth. He remembered touching your hair before, but was it always this smooth?
    "You look like yer constipated," Naru said, staring at his face. "Somethin' wrong?"
    "Nothing I can do about now." Kuroo said, sighing. We're losing to Fukurodani, and I lost a bet to Bokuto. Great.
    "How's she been doing so far?"
Naru hummed, "Better, I think. She ain't cleanin' her desk, though. The names are still 'ere."
    "Names?"
Naru cringed, "You'll see 'em. People've stopped talkin' to 'er, but that's surprisingly helpful. And... Oh, yeah! She got a job."
Oh, fuck me.
    "What job?"
Naru shrugged, "Tis easy, just regular shop keepin'. The general store has obaa-san watchin' it over, so (y/n) decided to help out for some dough."
Ah, that's doable, he thought before saying, "What test?"
    "Math. She hates math."
Kuroo sighed with relief. I'll give her a gift for ruining her life the last time, he chuckled before entering the school, only to find no one looking at him. He paused for a moment before feeling Naru turn and look at him, suddenly having frozen to the spot. It was as if he was an outcast, living an invisible life—no one could see him, his life didn't matter, his existence as such was minute. He turned to Naru before she offered him a kind smile and a nod suggesting that yes, this was how things were.
Kuroo only let it fuel his determination further.
Entering class, he noticed that (y/n)'s desk was riddled with insults, which boiled his blood. With his eyebrow ticking at how unabashedly disgusting this was, Kuroo took out (y/n)'s kerchief before wiping the insults off. He heard a few snickers before he turned to them and glared, only to have them swallow their chuckles. Kuroo returned to swiping the names off the desk before letting out a breath and sitting down.
    "Those names are gonna be back tomorrow." He heard someone say and Kuroo knew responding would be bad for (y/n).
But, he really couldn't help it.
    "And they'll be off just as quickly as they came. Maybe, the hand that writes them will be off too."
It was then he realized that (y/n)'s voice, when used in such a sweet yet dangerous manner, was a tad bit arousing. She could be menacing if she wanted to, but for that, he knew she had to be pushed a little more. He didn't know the entire story, but he knew that if he allowed himself to be completely immersed in what she went through, then there was a chance he could save her. He wanted to save her, he wanted her happy—and knew it was because he was able to live as her.
The test went really well; he wasn't sure if (y/n) was really good at math, but judging from what Naru had said, you hated the subject so that meant you weren't too good. That didn't matter, you were probably going to score more than you ever had before. On his way out with Naru, he spotted Akio at a distance, before he gave him the stink-eye, before Akio walked away, scoffing.
    "What'd that pig say after?"
    "Came and called 'er a slut the next day," Kuroo frowned, "But, she was surprisingly mature 'bout it. Didn't bother with 'im. Heartbroken (y/n) is the most productive (y/n). Got 'erself a job."
Every cell in your body screamed that you wanted to survive. If he could see it, if Naru could see it, then why couldn't you?
That night, he left a message for you in your mirror. I apologized to your mom for you. Scored a good number on your math test. Cleaned your desk for you. Please keep it that way. And I forgive you for the laptop. Kuroo sighed before heading to your bed, before allowing himself to rest.
When he woke up, the first thing he saw was black—there was a note stuck to his face. Blinking, he pulled the note to see something written in big bold letters.
Kuroo Tetsuroo, you self-centered pig!
He narrowed his eyes at the accusation before sitting up and scratching his head. What the hell did I do? You're the one that broke my laptop! Turning to the side, he saw a completely clean desk, with books stacked like a sane person's desk, and his uniform was once again hanging neatly ironed from the hanger by his door. His right eyebrow twitched before he walked to the bathroom, and in his mirror, big red letters from his red marker had been etched ruthlessly: How dare you scream at Akio-kun?! How dare you mess up my life the way you did?! I was fine before you came along! I didn't even do anything the whole time I was you and I could have easily messed things up!
His eyebrow twitched dangerously before grabbing his phone and calling Kenma.
    "What happened yesterday?"
    "Ah, you got a stomach bug and sat out during practice. Bokuto called you a coward."
    "Ah, fuck."
    "And she finally watched the movie."
Did she now? Kuroo felt an odd sense of anger and misplaced sort of betrayal lodge in his heart. However, these feelings were soon going to be replaced.
When you woke up as Kuroo, you didn't get startled right away. You had expected it by now and in a strange way, you hoped for it; you wanted to mess small things up a little bit by behaving differently, just as he had done with little to no consideration to accommodate in your life. You frowned before not even being bothered with the bed hair and rushed downwards before noticing Kuroo's father by the counter.
    "Otou-san," You weren't sure how Kuroo addressed his father, if Kuroo even addressed him at all, but it felt very strange for you to use that word after having not used it in years, "Good morning!"
Kuroo's father turned to you with horror before freezing as you approached him and gave him a hug. You tightened it gradually, feeling his father freeze up at how uncharacteristic it was for his son to greet him that way.
    "Did you have a bad dream again?"
You froze before staying that way, not expecting this.
    "Been years, I thought. Now you're hugging me like a moron. You know it's just a dream, right?"
You pulled away before feeling your heart sink at the way his father was looking at you. He let out a sigh before shaking his head.
    "It's not your fault, idiot. Separations happen. People... people die. I know we never had this talk but—"
    "N-No. I..." It feels wrong that his father was talking about something so personal with you, thinking you were his son. "I'm sorry—"
    "That's the thing, Tetsu," His father smiled bitterly, "You shouldn't be, son. You of all people shouldn't be."
Breakfast was quiet but tranquil. It wasn't weird, and you noticed Kuroo's grandparents smile at you and wave, wanting to catch some more sleep before having breakfast. Your heart gave way at seeing such a cute old couple hold each other's hands and help each other around, and you wondered what kind of boy Kuroo was. Heading out, you noticed Kenma there again. Leaning down, you smiled at him before saying, "Kenma-kun!"
Kenma's eyes widened before saying, "(s/n)?"
You nodded sheepishly, before rubbing the back of your, no Kuroo's, neck. Kenma sighed before letting out a chuckle, causing you to tilt your head at him confusingly.
    "What's up?"
    "Of all days," Kenma said, an evil glint in his eye, "Today's the swap day."
    "Why? What's today?"
Kenma said, "Well, let's just say you can't miss volleyball practice."
Wanting to mess with Kuroo a little bit more, you noticed the line of girls looking at you from the corner and shot them a sweet smile, before feeling Kenma nudge your stomach with his elbow.
    "Are you trying to get him in trouble?" You nodded pridefully, "Then try harder, Kuroo always smiles at girls."
You felt annoyed at his words, but you sort of expected Kuroo to be a bit of a flirt.
    "Is he a flirt?"
    "He doesn't realize he's doing it. He's just a dork."
You giggled at that before Kenma turned to you and cocked an eyebrow.
    "I know it's hard for you, but try to be a boy, okay?"
You let out a breath before nodding and heading over to your, no Kuroo's, classroom. You noticed how his bench was devoid of names, and your heart shrunk at the thought. You'd gotten used to seeing the names on your desk, but right then, the emptiness made you remember where you had come from. Kuroo was loved and revered for being the volleyball captain, and being handsome, and had friends who loved and cared for him. You let out a breath before trying to remain in character, finding no energy in your heart to play with Kuroo's life.
You knew he had to take your math test, but you believed he'd ace it. Seeing how good he was at math, and how Kuroo was a year older, after all. You wondered if he'd fail on purpose because you had broken his laptop, but your heart told you he wasn't that petty. But, what I'm doing is petty, right? You frowned before thinking of how Akio-kun approached you the other day, and the names on your desk.
After school, you followed Kenma into the gym, your heart pounding the entire time. You tugged at Kenma's sleeve right after changing, before he sighed.
    "Just... smirk at everyone and cock your right eyebrow and try and make fun of the really short guy, Yaku, and be rude to the really tall guy, Lev. And have you ever played volleyball before?"
Your heart sunk as you nodded slightly, "A few times in middle school."
Kenma chuckled, "Serves him right for being cocky all the damn time," You narrowed your eyes, "Let's see how it goes."
Walking out, you saw Kuroo's volleyball team for the first time. They weren't even looking at you, but then you noticed the really tall guy that Kenma said was called Lev. You gulped before shooting him a deadpan as he approached you.
    "So the thing—"
    "Lev," Kenma interrupted, saving your life, "Did you practice what I told you?"
    "Eh?"
    "Look at the ball while smacking it. Don't lower your elbows. You need to prioritize speed over height—"
As Kenma was talking, you could see Lev step backward in absolute horror. You wanted to laugh at the way silent and smooth Kenma turned into an intimidating mentor, but the interaction they had was simply just too sweet to ignore.
    "Wait! Don't say all that at once!" Lev begged, causing you to chuckle meanly.
   "By the way," You swore you could feel ice around Kenma's shoulders now, penetrating straight to Lev, "I've told you all this before."
Letting out a breath, Kenma calmed down before shooting you a look and then turning to Lev, "You're still nowhere as good as Shoyo."
Shoyo?
    "Damn it! I'm definitely going to turn this around!" Lev said, pumping his fist in the air.
A moment later, a bunch of differently dressed students entered the gym. Your eyes widened a tad bit before finding Kenma's, who simply shrugged and alerted you to come to the side. While it received weird looks that you were being too quiet and being summoned by Kenma, you had no other choice but to move away. The short person, Yaku, gave you the stink eye, and you wondered if he liked Kuroo at all.
    "Bokuto looks like an owl and is probably going to smother you," You felt your stomach flip, "Akaashi is quieter and won't bother you. And the others don't talk to you as much. Kuroo flirts with the female managers, but it won't look weird if you don't talk to them today. Just say your stomach hurts or something."
    "Won't that make Kuroo look bad?"
Kenma smirked, "Everything will make him look bad, you can just hope to reduce the damage."
    "Hey, hey, hey! Kuroo-kun! Ready to lose today?"
    "A-Ah," You gulped, unaware of what to call him and said the first thing that came to mind, "You're the one that's gonna lose, o-owl bastard!"
Bokuto blinks at what you called him and a second later bursts out laughing. Akaashi nodded at you before greeting you quietly. Kenma shot you a thumbs up before you let out a breath of relief.
    "Haven't heard you call me that in a while. You're definitely going to lose!"
In the middle of practice, you gulped before clutching your stomach and moving to the side. Strangely, it was Bokuto who rushed toward you as if something was wrong.
    "Oi, oi, oi, you look pale there, Kuroo-kun! You alright?"
    "Haven't been," You seriously considered getting a job as an actress, "All day."
Akaashi turned to the coach before bowing once, and it was Yaku who rushed to you before placing a calm hand on your back.
    "What's happening to you?"
    "Must be the food—"
    "Ah, damn," Yaku turned to the coach before saying, "I think Kuroo's got a stomach bug! Let's sub him out."
    "Hm, maybe," Bokuto tapped his chin and said cheekily, "You're just scared of losing and your body's reacting that way."
    "Please ignore him when he's being that way, Kuroo-san." Akaashi said, looking straight at you.
After practice, which you stayed behind to watch, constantly making weird faces to show you were in pain, Kenma accompanied you home. It was quiet for a bit as you continued to walk with him, not knowing what to say.
    "About Kuroo-kun's mother," You began, "His father told me something today."
Kenma turned to you and blinked, "What'd he say?"
    "That it wasn't Kuroo-kun's fault."
    "Ah."
    "What did that mean?"
    "I can't tell you."
You pouted, but you understood where Kenma was coming from. You knew almost nothing about Kuroo at all, and even if he had turned a bit of your life around, you knew he knew nothing about yours. Maybe, by trying to alter his life a little bit, you'd only sunk to make him act more like himself, which was nothing close to what you had initially planned on doing. There was no point in trying to shame Kuroo, when in hindsight, he had simply just tried to stand up to the people who wronged you.
Junko never bothered you for notes after that, and Akio-kun left you alone, resorting to just giving you ugly looks whenever he passed by you. You'd lost every bit of feelings you had for him after Naru told you he'd tried to assault you, for which Kuroo had merely punched him out of defense. You wondered what you'd have done if you were in that situation. But, I was, you thought before feeling the back of your eyelids burn, I was in that situation and even then Kuroo-kun was the one who saved me.
It felt odd that someone you had never even met was helping you out like this, and it made you feel weirdly crippled. That night, you finally allowed yourself to watch Kimi no Na Wa on Kuroo's computer, which was brand-new. You made careful effort to ensure you wouldn't drop it this time.
However, you wanted to let him have a piece of your mind. Heading to the bathroom, you scribbled on the mirror with his whiteboard marker and then wrote a post-it note to stick on his face as you slept. However, the real notes that you wanted him to see where on his desk, beneath a book you knew he might miss. You managed to clear out his pigeon coop of a table and stacked everything the way you would have for yourself. It was after that did you find yourself writing what you really wanted him to know.
I know you're trying to help me, and I want to thank you. But, I can't. If I allow you to keep helping me, then I will never help myself.
But, thank you. For everything.
You let out a breath before sticking the post-it to your face and lying down. It had been a strange day.
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Grindin
A/N: EEEPP. This is my first attempt at a reader insert. Reader is always gonna be black. I missed a many of days. Here is the day 3 prompt because I liked this idea! Kind of based off my favorite coffee shop. Maybe I’ll do more for this lil story? 💁🏿 The chime for the door is literally from this song here. 
Summary: Reader goes back home to open a coffee shop and meets a man that stirs some things in her. 
“I love the concept,” you commented, “ I know we were only interested in black and blue originally. But can you do a mock up with gold lettering as well?”
“YAS! THAT! I like THAT! exclaimed Ray
“Already done,” Lulu noted and pulled out a secondary growler mock up from behind the print that you were assessing.
“You know me so well,” you smiled.
“Yeah, your ass is kinda predictable” she smiled back which earned her a tongue out.
This was your first meeting of the month and so far everything was going great. You loved that you could live out your dreams with the two people you trusted more than anyone in the world. Lulu had been by your side since you both realized you were the only two Spelman freshmen who were both from Cali in your class.  By your second semester y’all were so inseparable that everyone thought you were sisters. And by year 2 you were already living together. Thank God y’all had separate interests which kept your friendship and now your business in a healthy and ever growing state. You were engrossed in the world of science. You had been a bio major who often volunteered at the local greenhouse. That helped you establish your small but busy coffee shop a year and a half ago. Lulu was a graphic artist whom also was in charge of all Grindin social media and the unofficial pastry taste tester. Ray had come along when the ladies were rooming together off campus. He was a community college to 4- year transplant at Clark Atlanta but the boy was born and raised in Macon, Georgia and he’d never let you forget it. It was evident that once he met the girls at a mixer in his first week, the friendship was a wrap. That spawned regular visits back to his parents’ homes on the weekends and even some holidays spent in the south. After graduation, the bond never broke. You and Lulu returned to Cali with Ray in tow so that he could use his business degree to help birth Grindin.
You glanced over to Sherell. The Brewista Lead for the morning shift. You knew that Sherell had been strugglin to keep up a healthy sleeping schedule with finals right around the corner and the nerves of her impending graduation from Lincoln. She was a sweet girl and you couldn’t stand to see her bare any more stress. You were so caught up in your thoughts about Sherell that you had missed the very clear topic change amongst your friends.
“Okay, but that nigga’s arms? They biggg. You know what that mean!” sad Ray pointedly at Lulu
“HA” she cackled, “ that don’t mean nothin’. My guy has really soft eyes and you know Y/N loves a guy who is easy on the eyes,” Lu quips
“Bitch, you see the caterpillar above those eyes? We don’t nee her birthin the next Helga Pataki in these streets”
“Ugh” you groaned as you rubbed your temple. “I don’t know how many times we have to have to do this but I do not under any circumstances want you two meddling in my love life,”
“But” they chorused.
“BUT NOTHING! Every human with an assumed penis and who looks like they got more than $150 in the bank becomes a contestant for your little game of ‘Win a Date with Y/N’! I run a coffee shop! Not a dating service. I’m done explaining shit to y’all. Stop harassing my customers and let my ass worry about who I am with! I mean that shit.”
“I told you we should have started addin females to the list,” whispers Ray as you walk over to the counter.
“Raymond Johnson the IV and Eyeluta Nicole Hathaway, if I hear one more word from either of y’all you both gone be banned from any pastries for the rest  of the month” you spat feeling like the unofficial mother of your group yet again. You took a deep breath and continued toward the counter. 
“Sherell, how’s it going?” you asked a you approached the register.
She sighed heavily.
“You know what? You need a break. Go in the back and relax your eyes a bit. I’ll man the front”
“Oh no. It’s really-“
You cut her off. “Get back there and relax a little. I think I know how to run a register,” you winked.
You were on the register and Antwon was pouring at the bar. You two were in a good rhythm. It was either bustling or there was one customer to tend to today. There didn’t seem to be any in between this morning. 
GRINDIN rang out as the next patron entered.
“Welcome!” Antwon called out as you were assessing the stock supply up in the floor.
When you turned around you were met with... Well, you weren’t quite sure how to describe him. Fine was an understatement. Standing six feet tall was a milk chocolate wonder with a physique that his dark turtleneck and three piece suit couldn’t hide.
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Keep it professional y/n
Before you could even get a breath out he growled “Y’all really got Clipse playin every time the damn door open?” He said this with his eyes glued to his screen as if looking up was such a difficult feat to conquer at 7:32 a.m.
“Yeah. It’s a signature touch,” you responded to the stranger. At your voice, he looked up and offered a smirk that probably made most women collapse at first sight. You still hadn’t made up your mind though.
“I’m feelin it.”
“Is this your first time here? I’m more than welcome to answer any questions you have about the menu or the store in general” you offered.
“Nah. I’ve been in a time or two before. Never seen you before,” he very openly eyed you up and down, “I normally let my assistant handle this shit though, you know Miss… “
“Y/N. Well, since you’ve been here before then you’re familiar with our unique take on the menu.” you supplied.
“Yeah, y’all rotate teas and coffees quarterly. You seem to keep a few staples- which I ‘preciate and y’all got some corny ass names for these drinks too.”
You bristled a bit at that last part. “There’s nothing wrong with a little creativity.”
“Never said there was, Y/N” At this point you couldn’t tell if you wanted to serve this man or show him the door. You chose the professional route.
“So, what does your assistant normally bring you Mr…?” you trailed off
“Just Erik is fine. My favorite is the single origin. Black.  It’s always the best way to start my day.”
“Mine too.” you smiled. Maybe he isn’t so bad after all
“If you’re into the single origin and you love that bold, black, taste something similar with just a little more sweetness is Brew Thang.”
He chuckled. “See what I be saying about these names? How you expect a grown ass man to order a drink called ‘Brew Thang’?”
“It’s good. Once you have a taste, you won’t have a hard time getting it to roll of your tongue.” you sassed.
Oh fuck . I didn’t mean it like that. I gotta keep this professional. I don’t need a bad review from this guy.
He raised an eyebrow at you. “Oh really? Then lemme get a taste,” he said licking his lips. Your eyes widened slightly but he caught it. 
“Size?” you asked looking down at the tablet screen. 
“Large” he said with a bld and dark stare, “How much I owe you?”
“This one will be on the house. I want to make sure you’re satisfied.”
OH MY GAWD GIRL? WHO ARE YOU? WHAT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. PLEASE LEAD WITH YOUR HEAD AND LESS OF THE PUSSY
“Antwon, let’s switch. I’ll take the bar. You take the register!” You yelled out and quckly you two transitioned so that he could help the growing line of customer and you could bang out the drinks. Erik followed as you moved to the bar where he watched you work your magic. Once you were done pouring his drink you gave it to him. You got started not the next orders not the board but made sure to keep an eye on him as he took the first sip.  
“Fuck ma. This shit good” It was your turn to smirk. 
“That’s what I was trying to tell you. So now you’re hooked on the Brew Thang?”
“Oh yeah, I’m definitely satisfied.” You failed to hide your giggle as you called out that Ricky’s order was ready. Erik stuck around for a little after that inquiring about other menu items that you told him not be too quick to judge based on their names. The initial tension had dissolved and you two were in a comfortable rhythm of commenting on both the menu and the changes you’d seen in Oakland during the last few years. Thankfully there wasn’t a rush at the moment and it was fine for your to be off to the side of the bar answering any questions he could put forth. He was attentive to your passion regarding the menu and all that went into the shop as a whole.
“Hol up. You ain’t a barista. This is yo shit?”
“I prefer Brewista and yes. I do co-own this shop with my best friend Ray and we have a great Graphic Artist, Lulu, on deck too” The more he learned about you. The more he wanted to know.
“Okay Miss Entrepreneur. I see you. Damn, does that mean that you tha one that come up with these corny ass names then?”
You scowled playfully. “You keep talkin on my name and you gone catch these hands. I’m a professional. But I grew up on these streets. I can throw blows Erik,”
“My bad baby girl. I respect your grind.”
“Okay. So who really is the corny one here?”
“Whatever,” he smiled. A genuine smile with teeth and this made you want to melt right there. “Anyways, speaking of Brew Thangs, you got  a ni-“
His phone rang and he glanced down cursing. He put up his index finger and gestured that he just need one moment. You nodded your consent.
“What up T?”
In that time that he took his call, you looked up and saw that you had a line out the door. Sherrell came back out to the floor and your two were in a great rhythm getting through the 16 drink orders that had come up. When you looked up again, Erik was no where to be found. Now that the shop was stable you let Sherell do her thang and went into the back to re-convene with Lu & Ray.
“Y/N we need to get you an award for best employer. You really be out here goin the extra mile for your staff,” Lu said. You lifted the corner of your mouth in a weak attempt at a smile.
“Uh uh. Hoe what’s wrong?” Ray said noting your dejected spirt.
“Now? Now you listen to me?!” you yelled. “ALLL the time, I tell yo asses not to intervene in my love life and the one time it may have actually been beneficial y’all were no where to be seen!”
“I know she didn’t” Ray said.
“Yeah. She did” Lu, retorted. “I’m gonna ignore your funky attitude because I can see you’re going through something sis. What’s the deal?”
“I was talking to this guy. This man. And y’all he was so charming and sexy as hell and he wasn’t afraid to talk about shit that matters and I just turned away to make some drinks and he disappeared! I really thought he was gonna make a move. Or at the very least that you two would move in on him and make me sit through another awkward date. But nooooooo, you two finally decided to respect my wishes for once and now Imma die alone!” you monologued.
“You done?” Lu asked.
“Yes” you pouted.
“Aww come here baby,” Ray said with his arms outstretched, “I’m sure he’ll be back.” He hugged your frame tightly and rubbed some circles into your back. “Especially if you turned around when you were in front of him, cuz BABY GOT BACK!!” He yelled.
You and Lu laughed as he started smackin your ass and shakin his own. Soon enough you were all in the back twerkin like it was the first night y’all meet all over again. Hopefully he’d be back.
I’m sorry I forgot who to tag! Soooo if you got tagged and didn’t wanna be I’m sorry. The inverse is the same 😁
@twistedcharismaaa @raysunshine78
@ghostfacekill-monger @yoursoulstea 
@shewrites02 @sarcastic-sunshines
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sukarabia · 4 years ago
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Ruggie x Sky- Alchemy
‘Jealousy is an inner consciousness of one’s inferiority.’
Ruggie recalled hearing Trein quote this saying during class. Truthfully, he didn’t even pay attention to it- partly because it wasn’t the main focus of the lesson, mostly because Trein’s classes are so boring anyway that it’s a struggle to fight nodding off every 5 minutes.
But as he was watching the sight unfolding before him, the saying came back to his mind- as his fingers unconsciously began to tap on the table, jealousy welling up inside him.
“Don’t you think Viper-senpai is so dependable? Kalim always asks the impossible of him, yet he always pulls it off.....”
There she was, gushing over Jamil for the umpteenth time today- even though he was right in front of her. 
Jamil’s never-ending talents. That was all Sky had been talking about for a good month now. Ever since she became acquainted with him during the magift tournament, her infatuation with the seemingly perfect boy seemed to be growing day by day- and truthfully, it bothered Ruggie. A lot.
Honestly, it wasn’t like Ruggie couldn’t do anything Jamil did. Heck, in his opinion, he even had it rougher. While Jamil had the comfort that came with serving the Al-Asim, Ruggie had to slave away for barely anything under Leona’s orders.
Was this why Sky seemed to see everything Jamil did through rose-coloured glasses? Because he presents nicely, with all that golden jewellery and perfectly styled hair?
“.... Hey, are you even listening to me?”
Ruggie snapped out of it, lifting his gaze to meet the young girl’s annoyed eyes.
“Ah... Sorry. I was just thinkin’ bout stuff. What were you sayin’?”
Sky huffed, crossing her arms in front of her chest.
“I knew it, so you really weren’t listening! Geez. So, I was saying....”
It wasn’t like Jamil knew anything about Sky, anyway. The one who helped Sky countless times- unrewarded, at that- was Ruggie, so why wasn’t he receiving the same praises? Even though he, too, could cook, clean, accommodate his dorm leader’s needs?
“And like, since Crewel’s class is tomorrow....”
Would that Jamil guy even appreciate Sky as she is? Because let’s face it- she can be even more of a handful than Kalim. She’s a crybaby, cannot cook to save her life, doesn’t even know how to properly take care of herself....
“I tried asking Ace, but he told me....”
She goes into panic whenever something doesn’t go like she predicted, becomes embarrassed at the slightest physical contact....
“And it would be too awkward to ask for help, so....”
... Just like a cute, small animal. 
Yeah, that was it. She was cute, and ignited in Ruggie a desire to protect he didn’t even know he had. He, who was a partisan of fencing for yourself, felt the need to to protect her- and yet....
“So, I’m going to ask Viper-Senpai!”
“Hah?”
Ruggie’s trail of thoughts stopped as he heard Jamil’s name. Seriously, she was still going on about him?
“What do you mean, ‘hah?’? I told you, I need help for Crewel’s class tomorrow- and I’ve heard from Azul that Viper-Senpai is very good at potion making!”
“..... I can do it too, y’know” Ruggie mumbled, looking away.
“Eh?”
“.... ‘Said I can do it too. Whad’ya need help with?”
“Wait....” Sky cleared her throat, and looked at him with a deadpanned expression. “.... YOU’RE good at alchemy?”
“..... What’s that’s s’pposed to mean.” Ruggie sighed, ruffling his hair. “’Course I’m good at it, y’know. I take my studies s’riously, after all. ~ Need to find a good job after graduation ‘n’ all.”
Sky hummed a small ‘hmm’ and tilted her head, looking at him. While Ruggie definitely isn’t the shy type, her looking at him so intently did-
“Oi, Sky!!! You need help with Alchemy class?”
.... That voice was unmistakable. Ruggie sighed. Of course, Kalim had to show up at the worst possible time, and of course Jamil had to tread behind him.
“Wah- Kalim?????” A blush crept unto Sky’s face, but she quickly pulled herself together. “I mean- ahem- no, of course not. Alchemy classes are a piece of cake for me, you know-” That was when Sky noticed Jamil’s presence. “.... but, there is just this one thing I was wondering about....”
“Oh really??? Then Jamil can help you!! He’s so good at alchemy, you know!!!” Kalim grinned from ear to ear, oblivious to both Sky’s blush and Ruggie’s annoyed tapping on the table.
“Oi, Kalim- don’t suddenly-” Jamil shook his head. “Sure, I can help. What do you need help with?”
.... Ruggie thought that he knew what envy felt like. He lived his whole life feeling inferior to others, envying others’ shallow comfort, yet he had never felt this kind of jealousy before. Seeing Sky’s love-smitten face, and Jamil’s cool, indifferent attitude- it really pissed him off to no end.
“Oh, really? T-then, if that’s-”
“.... S’good, I’ll help” Ruggie’s voice came out harsher than he had expected it to- even he got surprised by how cold he sounded.
“Eh?” Sky and Kalim peered at him, surprised. Jamil too looked at him, but said nothing.
“’Said I’ll help Sky out. You guys are obviously busy ‘n’ all, so it’s fine, I’ll do it.”
“But-”
Before Sky could protest, Ruggie took hold of her wrist and lead her out of the room, leaving a puzzled Kalim behind.
“W-Wait, Ruggie, what are you doing???”
Ruggie had lead Sky to an empty classroom, and it was only when he closed the door that he realised how impulsive he had acted. Hell, that was so out of character for him- but in that moment, all he could think of was to get her out of here. He turned around to look at Sky, who was standing there in obvious confusion.
“What you’re lookin’ at me like that for? I saved you there, yknow?”
“Saved me? What do you mean?”
Ruggie stood there for a second. His brain completely blanked out. What did he even save her from?
“..... D’ya really think lil’ miss perfect would be strugglin’ with somethin’ as simple as first year alchemy? Is that really how ya want to appear to your senpai?”
That was obviously a lie. He himself didn’t sound convinced. But luckily for him, Sky was way too gullible to even doubt Ruggie’s motives. 
Her mouth opened up in an ‘O’ shape, and once the information reached her brain, she began panicking. As she flapped around helplessly, cursing herself for being so embarrassing, Ruggie smiled to himself. Just as his thoughts trailed off-
“So, when are we going to start?”
“Huh?”
She was standing right in front of him, peering straight into his eyes. Ruggie got surprised for a second before pulling himself together-
“Oi, ya really are impatient aren’t ya? Shouldn’t ya get your textbooks first? ~”
And as he watched Sky’s panicking face, all Ruggie could think about was that it was fine. It was fine that for now, she was admiring someone else- it was fine that for now, he was just that sneaky senpai who happened to share her secret.
Because bit by bit, he was going to change things. He would be the one to stand by her side- that, he was sure of it. But before that- he was going to help her ace that alchemy test. After all, big changes start with small steps, don’t they?
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honorfallen · 5 years ago
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The need for a draught
A few swings of his broom and the goose finally began to vacate the doorway of the haberdashery, giving a final rebellious honk until another tap from the brush warded it off for good. Duard cleared his throat as the white-feathered beast waddled away towards the Lion’s Rest or wherever it saw fit. 
The door slammed behind him after he re-entered the small shop. He shoved the broom next to the doorway, the loud wooden thump sounding off the man’s frustration knowing that he would need to fetch it again because of that goose. His fingers scratched at the side of his face, agitated. There was no itching feeling, but he just needed to scratch--
The damned thing is just going to come back. I should just kill it. Just grab the knife next time... or better yet, the daggers~ 
Duard’s left hand tilted towards his face and he glared carefully at his palm. Fingers began to flex a few times to estimate the strength of his grip. He brushed his palm with his right finger to feel where the calluses would be: softening up. These hands were forgetting what it felt like to hold daggers. They quivered, begging for the action once more.  Please, for old time’s sake--
No. Now in place of the daggers were quills and paper, cloth and leather. The careful precision that once targeted hearts, spines, throats, and arteries now focused on more delicate crafts. More productivity and legitimate work, but the distractions were worsening. A tiresome issue, but one he shouldn’t have to deal with for long. He would receive his much-delayed draughts soon enough, and then things would be better, again. Until then, just deal with it...
Duard approached the counter, leather furs, and buckles strewed into several messy piles. In the middle of the table was a half-assembled handbag; it’s partially sewn edge patiently waiting to be finished, hopefully with no further disturbances. Taking the crafting awl into his hand, he ran the needled tip across the bag, browsing for the ideal place to puncture...
A bead of sweat began to form on the side of his forehead as he readied himself to cleanly gouge a vital area-- just like a kill spot. 
Hmm.. the Jugular, heart, or the kidney...? 
With a quick thrust, the pop from piercing the leather was satisfying. Lips turned into a frown. 
The memory of the taste of blood made him wince. It was guilt.
The sweet buttery flavor. The nectarous scent.
This awl would still do great for a single jab in a throat; a fountain of candied red is so easy to create. All that also came with the melody of adrenaline-filled hearts beating faster combined with the wailing screams of the poor creature: music to his ears. 
Prestissimo.  Prestissimo.
His own heart beat harder and faster as it sank into his chest. The bead of sweat finally sliding down his cheek. His hands first clenched the side of his head to squeeze the horrible thoughts away, then they moved to cover his face in shame for having them in the first place.
This is not me. I’m better, now. I’m better. 
Suddenly, a footstep creaked the store’s old floorboards-- a change in the air snapped him from his suffering. The smell of someone else was in the room. But where? His back tightened, feeling the presence of the intruder directly behind him.
Duard twisted backwards and grabbed the shirt collar of the intruder, slamming him into the wall. He held the awl at the man’s throat.
An angry voice yelled out. “Firelord’s flaming farts-- what are ye doin’?! Put me down!” Large beard, weird expletives being shouted about, bald as sin-- it was not just any man or stranger. Oddly enough, a friend; one he was waiting for who was very, very late.
Duard took a deep breath and held it, trying to kill his adrenaline by suffocating it. With one hand, he realized had his associate lifted up entirely off the ground, pinned to the wall. The other hand was ready to take another life. 
Human-limited strength returned to Duard at the same rate as his clarity, dropping Bordus onto the ground. 
“You know not to sneak up on me,” Duard said and he rolled his eyes.
“Sneakin’?!” The dwarf clenched both of his fists and released them into the air as he exclaimed, “How coulda ye missed me walkin’ in, even if ye been screwin’ around chasin’ that bird I’m nae that small that ye dinna see m--” 
“Do you have it?” Duard interrupted. Pacing the floor helped continue recollecting himself. Patience was a virtue that was becoming unaffordable. 
“-- if ya told me ya were good as huntin’ as ya claim, I’d never believe ye! Ye got tha instincts of a thousand year ol’ geriatric swine whose senses ben dulled from smellin’ Deathwin’s arse all day!” It felt like at least a minute of Bordus going on with a performative outrage.
“For fuck’s sake!” Such vulgarity rarely spilled from Duard’s lips. He turned around and swung his arm in a wide arc, throwing the awl across the room. The needle burrowed into the side of the wall, inches from the dwarf’s face, humming like a spring doorstop before slowly quieting down.
Now that he had his attention Duard marched towards Bordus, feet eerily quiet on the wooden floor. His suppressed anger was hidden by a polite grace. Face to face, his eyes seeming more amber than usual, Duard spoke.  “Do you have it?” Each syllable was heavily accentuated so there would be no misunderstanding.
Anger, and some color, drained from Bordus’s face, but the dwarf managed to speak out. “Yer a fool tae doubt Bordus!” He shouted. The dwarf’s tone quickly changed to whimsically talkative. “‘Bout tha timin’, though. Tha witch says she’s been strugglin’ tae make tha stuff. Not much supplies since tha night elves lost everythin’. Not like we can go beggin’ door tae door fer poisons n’ crap.” 
From his pack, Bordus drew one small phial from the batch and handed it to the man. “Best tae keep that on yer mind. Might want tae consider talkin’ to her about it. ‘Specially if this is how yer going tae act when yer low-- let me guess: ‘ol’ habits’?”
“Maybe.” Duard’s answer should have been ‘If it wasn’t obvious enough, no shit’. 
With his precious draught in hand, had Duard lost any more of his senses he would have bitten through the glass to get to the precious concoction. Instead, though still with desperation, he bit down on the cork and yanked it out, spit it off to the side, and took a large sip of the contents. 
The effect was immediate, the anger was melting away... as was his vision. Duard stepped backward and had to lean on the counter to balance himself but he slowly slid down and keeled over on the floorboards. He was unmoving for a good ten seconds. Apparently still conscious, he reached out with his index finger and pointed it at Bordus. “You-- stay the hell away... from the money drawer...”
Bordus looked quite offended at the accusation. “Fine, fine, lad.” He folded his arms as if he needed the extra security against temptation.
Another minute passed. Eventually, Duard leaned upward and grabbed his forehead after getting over his brush with clinical death. “I... am fine.” He remarked nonchalantly. “Just too much too soon. Have not had a proper dosage for too long... Ugh.” His hand reached upward and grabbed the counter and he hoisted himself back to his feet. Dusting himself off, he sighed. “I apologize for my previous behavior. That was not like me.”
A familiar dull look returned to his hazel eyes: the boring man was reborn, plagued no longer by pointless urges or troublesome thoughts.
“Sober you is not tha real you, huh.” Bordus scoffed. “Ya sure it ain’t tha other way around?” 
“Of course not.” Duard’s eyes glanced over and focused onto the awl still buried in the wall. It took a strong pull, but he managed to get the tool out in a single try. His thumb brushed over the hole left in the wall, and his face drooped with concern at the damage. Shoulders lifted in a dismissive oh well, he turned to the dwarf. “You can leave the rest of the phials on the counter. I will pay you when everything is done, here. Right now I... I need to finish my work.” He waved the dwarf away.
No more distractions. No more anything. Emptiness.
Just the work at hand, now. 
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Author’s Note:
Just ideas I had because I never addressed a lot of stuff I have about my merc boys and their stuff going on. Still working on the dwarf accent btw
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hungergames-fanfic · 6 years ago
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Our 9th Birthday
Yesterday was my birthday but because it was a Friday daddy said we’d celebrate it today. We’re going to the Reservoir lake for a family picnic and he said I could invite Efrain too. That’s cause my family ain’t that big. It’s just momma, momma Bilmin, daddy, momma’s momma Ester, momma’s daddy Alvaro, momma’s sister Lucia, Lucia’s husband Beriah and my only cousin Ignacio.
Momma didn’t wanna invite aunt Lucia cause she’s always mean to daddy. Likes to throw jabs at him and remind him that without momma or uncle Amos’ money we wouldn’t be anything. She thinks daddy married momma cause she was born rich but I’ve seen how daddy looks at momma. How he hugs her and always wanna be with her when she gets home from work. Momma Bilmin says “that’s called love, some Lucia has never heard about”. I overheard her talking to Mrs. Khan, Beriah only married her cause the lady he liked denied his marriage proposal. I should ask Ignacio about it but I doubt he’d know, he’s only six.
This is the first time Efrain is gonna meet my family. When his daddy drops him off he and daddy shake hands and talk for a long time before he leaves. I ain’t ever seen daddy smile at anyone who ain’t momma Bilmin, momma or me. I’m gonna say this a good thing.
“I pass by ya house every mornin’, never been inside though”, Efrain says taking off his backpack. It usually looks flat cause he only carries a notebook but it’s really fat today cause he has extra clothes in it.
“You know, my birthday in two days”, he says nodding his head, raising his eyebrows.
“Really? What y’all gon do?”, I ask. To have my birthday party and then his every year? And then with Christmas around the corner? So many gifts and so much food!
“We don’t really do none, momma likes to make grain cakes but since she got sick she kinda just sleeps a lot”, he says.
I can’t believe Efrain doesn’t celebrate his birthday. It’s always been one of the best days of the year for me. I take his hand and walk inside the house and into the kitchen where momma Bilmin is preparing today’s food.
“Wow!”, Efrain says staring all over the house.
“Momma!”, I say getting her attention. “We’re celebrating Efrain’s birthday today too”, I demand.
“We are?”, Efrain asks shocked.
“Yes. My birthday is my favorite day of the year and it should be yours too”, I say to him.
“So this is the famous Efrain?”, momma Bilmin says. She puts her hands on her hips and smiles at him with her lips and eyes. “Dora, bring me some icin’”, she says. The smile on Efrain’s face says it all.
While grandma adds his name on our cake I show him around back. Smiling wide, Efrain pets Brownie and feeds her some hay. We don’t get to play with the cows as much as we want cause we have to leave but still, Efrain tells me he had fun from just the little bit that we got to do. So much so, the entire ride to the lake he just talks about how big cows are and how funny their noses look. He admits he’s never seen one so up close before and always thought they were cute. I couldn’t agree more.
Cause it’s December the water is a little cold but after being in it for a minute, I get used to it. Efrain and Ignacio don’t get along so quick but after a while, when they see me struggling to swim they turn into good friends laughing at me.
“So ya momma been rich and ya daddy was poor but then got rich but cause he wasn’t born rich Ignacio’s momma don’t like him? That make no sense?”, Efrain says to me watching Ignacio swim in circles around us.
“Momma says uncle Polomir married aunt Esperanza for her money”, Ignacio says. This makes me mad.
“How could daddy have married momma for money when he was already rich?”, I say putting my hands on my hip.
“Y’all makin’ no sense to me”, Efrain says shaking his head. “Wouldn’t ya daddy have been richer than ya momma at some point?”, he asks.
“Momma Bilmin says as long as we aint strugglin’ for a meal and got enough to help others we shouldn’t be fightin’ over money”, I say mimicking Ignacio’s arm waving tryna swim too. “Quit movin’ boy, I’m tryna learn from ya”, I say making Ignacio cackle.
When he swims away Efrain says the only reason the boy can float is cause he’s shaped like a ball. This makes me laugh but I don’t tell him cause it sounds mean and if someone told me that I’d be hurt.
Cousin Ignacio is chubby, tanned and has eyes so black they look like there’s nothing behind them. He has big fat cheeks, bigger than mines and his hands and body look a little bloated. That’s cause everything he wants, he gets and all he wants is food. Aunt Lucia gives him everything, that makes him bratty sometimes.
“Hey, Efrain, where you from?”, Ignacio asks. I think this makes Efrain uncomfortable cause he doesn’t answer immediately. He looks at me instead and then at his hands, pretending to wipe the water off of them.
“Bloques”, he admits. That’s where the poor people live. Ignacio is from Littleburg, his house is so big a hundred people could live lavishly in it.
“I’ve never been there but a lot of kids from my class live there and they’re always talkin’ bout playin’ ball in the streets. It must be fun livin’ in Bloques. Littleburg is borin’”, Ignacio says. That’s a lie. Littleburg is fun. All the stores are there. Sometimes there’s parades in the streets held by the mayor and when we go visit I see a lot of kids riding their bikes down the street.
Still, this makes Efrain give him a half smile. I guess he thought Ignacio was gonna be a snobby bully like Kenneth. Nah, he doesn’t have that many friends either and I’ve met them, Timothy and Evangeline are really quiet. I don’t think they like me just like all the other rich kids but that doesn’t matter. Efrain likes me and he’s happy to be my friend. This makes me smile at him back.
The adults sit on a picnic table but no one is really talking to anyone but momma Bilmin, she’s always so friendly. She tries to get momma’s momma Ester to talk but she just acts like momma Bilmin smells bad. At least grandpa Alvaro talks back. Aunt Lucia looks sad and plays with her food listening to momma talk. Daddy and Beriah just stare at the grill tryna get the flame to grow.
After watching us desperately tryna swim, Ignacio tells Efrain and I that we ain’t supposed to kick our feet but our entire legs. Efrain starts swimming before I do but after trying for over an hour I finally get it. If it were up to me, I’d keep trying but momma Bilmin calls us out the water to eat.
Usually she makes me a plate of food before anyone else but today she makes it for Efrain first. She fills his plate up and tells him that if he wants more that he shouldn’t be afraid to ask. Momma Ester looks at Efrain like he stinks too, but he doesn’t. I smelled him.
“You should eat with your mouth closed”, momma Ester says to him.
“Yeah, that way food won’t fall out of your mouth and you can eat more”, Ignacio says spitting food on my arm.
“Oori!”, momma Ester snaps. This makes me laugh. Momma Ester and aunt Lucia only use Ignacio’s middle name when they’re mad.
“Francis!”, momma Ester snaps at me. This startles and steals my smile away.
“Now, really Ester? You that bitter?”, momma Bilmin says, “Alvaro why is filth talkin’ to me?”, momma Ester says to daddy Alvaro. “Count yourself blessed there’s children around”, momma Bilmin says to her smiling at me.
After we’re done eating, momma Bilmin brings out a cooler where she’s put the cake. She calls everyone to the table and sets Efrain and I next to each other. This makes momma Ester mad and she walks off talking to momma who’s smile goes away almost immediately. Aunt Lucia looks mad too but she stands behind Ignacio who’s laughing and pointing at the cake.
It’s round and tall, lathered in white icing and at the top, it has strawberries, blueberries and slices of peach in patterns that look like flower petals. On the side of the cake it says “Happy Birthday Isadora & ᴱᶠᴿᴬᴵᴺ”, where momma Bilmin managed to add his name in too. Efrain’s smile is bigger than mines. I put my hand around his shoulder and wave at momma Bilmin who takes out a plastic camera, winds it and flashes a picture.
In no time, momma Ester, still mad, joins us along with momma and they all begin to sing happy birthday to us.
“Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Dora.. and Efrain, happy birthday to you!”
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gangqueer · 7 years ago
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Local Radio Makes You Fall In Love
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@just-tea-thanks 
“How do ya’ reckon this is any good anyway? My dad don’t drink anything without a dog on the bottle,” Wayne asks, taking the plastic handle of vodka and bag of all-dressed chips from Darry with one hand and pulling him up to the loft in the other.
“Give yer balls a tug, Wayne, you wanna go ask your dad for some Gus n’ Bru? I’ll be here waitin’ while you get yer ass skinned,” Darry snorts. He’s trying and failing to regain his balance on the ledge of the loft and Wayne can tell by the way his arms start flailing that Darry’s about to eat shit 10 feet below if Wayne doesn’t step in.
Wayne’s strugglin’ to get there in time, and his arms wrap around Darry’s waist just as soon as the curly haired kid starts to squeal. Wayne picks him up over the railing and tosses him onto the loose hay. Momentum and bad footing has Wayne following right after him. The only thing Wayne can think when he falls and finds himself on top of Darry with his face buried in the straw to the side of the other boy’s is that they aren't even drunk yet. Getting down from the loft afterwards is gonna be fun at least.
When Wayne pushed up on his arms and lifts himself off of Darry he stops with his arms extended and takes a good look at Darry’s face. He’s flushed up to his ears and lookin’ anywhere else but Wayne’s face.
“Aw, she’s bashful,” Wayne teases, smacking Darry’s cheek lightly before moving off and sitting himself down next to his friend. Darry’s fiddling with his little portable radio and trying to tune it into the local station without too much fuzz in the background.
The year is 1997 and Tracy Lawrence is croonin’ “How a Cowgirl Says Goodbye” through the $5 speakers of a portable radio. Darry’s crackin’ open the bottle of vodka that one of the skids outside the liquor store was all too excited to get them in exchange for a $20.
Wayne’s rollin’ a joint for them to share. One of the Bay brothers promised it’s the best they’ll ever smoke, and Wayne likes to pretend to be skeptical of the Johnny Red Eye, but he really doesn’t have enough experience to have an opinion of good or bad weed.
The joint he rolls is maybe a bit too tight and it’s a bit pregnant in the middle but Darry can’t roll for shit so when he passes it over to him to light he doesn’t comment. He takes too big of a drag and coughs up a lung before handing it back to Wayne. Darry tries to wet his dry throat with a swig of vodka that has him hacking even more.
Wayne’s smacking him on the back over and over, grinning so big it’s startin’ to hurt as he takes his own hit. It has him coughin’ a bit as well because if’n y’aint coughin, y’aint doin’ it right.” He leans back in the straw, looking up through the skylight and up at the stars. Darry joins him when he can get his breathing under control. He’s taking deep breaths and giggling himself. They’re propped up, pressed flush shoulder to thigh, passing a joint and cheap vodka back and forth until it burns down to nothing and the bottle’s a little past half-empty.
“Would you go toe-curlin’ with Reba McEntire?”  Darry asks because “The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia” is coming soft through the radio.
“Hard no.”
“Why?”
“Super hard no.”
“You got an exclamation, Big Shoots?” Darry asks, smackin’ him on the shoulder.
“Are ya’ even listenin’ to the song, bud? I’d do her any wrong and she’ll go pumpin’ my ass full of lead and get away with it scot-free too,” Wayne says, gesturing toward the little hand held radio. “Then she’d go blaming the murder on Katy seein’ as she’s my only sibling. And they’d hang her!”
“I think she means her brother,” Darry interjects.
“What?”
“Reba, I think she means her brother. She let her brother get blamed for it,” he explains.
“Oh,” Wayne says and they leave it at that.
A couple of hours have passed of them talkin’, tellin’ bad jokes and gagging on liquor. Wayne’s laughin’ his ass off because Darry decides to serenade him by singin’ along to Randy Travis in the most dramatic and out of tune rendition of “Forever and Ever, Amen” he’s ever heard in his life. The song rolls to an end and Darry holds on to that last note as long as he can before his voice cracks something awful which makes another round of laughter roll through Wayne like a heart attack. The radio host prepares them for the hit coming up next while Wayne gives Darry a well-deserved round of applause.
“You sure know how to make a gal feel special, Darry,” Wayne teases, passing back the bottle. Darry’s smiling at him and Wayne swears it’s so bright it’s outshinin’ the stars.
They are 14 years old and feelin’ warm and heavy. The straw pile is feelin’ as comfortable as any bed either have ever been in. Wayne’s lookin’ at the night sky singin’ “Two Dozen Roses” in a note deeper than any of the members of Shenandoah could ever hope to reach. He drops his arm to his side and it lands on Darry’s, and he goes to move away, mumblin’ out a ‘sorry’ when Darry’s fingers catch around his wrist, holding him in place.
He turns his head to check on his bud but finds Darry layin’ on his side, starin’ at Wayne with bloodshot puppy dog eyes, like he’s thinkin’ ‘bout somethin’ real hard. He doesn’t move his hand, doesn’t move to hold his hand like Wayne’s half-hopin’ he won’t, half-hopin’ he will.
“Do you ever think-” Darry stops himself short, won’t finish his thought and lookin’ at Wayne’s shoulder. It’s silent for a second- save for the radio finishin’ off “Two Dozen Roses” while Darry’s busy avoiding him and Wayne can’t look away from his friend’s anxious look.
“Pitter patter, Darry, do I ever think of what?” Wayne snaps, his own anxiety makin’ him rude. Darry looks back into his eyes and cracks a fake little smile.
“I forgot what I was gonna say.” He laughs a fake little laugh. Wayne will let him have an out if he needs it, he supposes.
“You are interplanetary, bud,” Wayne says, watching Darry’s eyes flick down to watch his mouth while he speaks.
“Yeah,” Darry agrees with a small smile, not lookin’ away. Wayne licks his lips, nervous for some reason, and Darry blue eyes follow the movement of his tongue.
Darry’s palm is gettin’ real sweaty where it’s still holdin’ on to his wrist like he might run away if Darry doesn’t keep a hold of him and Wayne knows for a fact that his palms don’t look any better.
“You too though, huh?” Darry asks, lookin back up into his eyes.
Wayne turns on his side. They are facing each other, breathing in each others air.
It’s a warm night and their breath smells like weed and vodka and the radio is giving them “The Closer You Get”. Wayne’s never been a big fan of Alabama but he’ll be damned if they don’t know what they’re talkin’ about.
“I’m what?” he asks.
The closer you get, the further I fall...
“Interplanetary.” Darry explains, lookin’ up at him through his eyelashes. Katy’d call those ‘The Big Eyes’ and maybe he never believed her because she’s 12 and there is no way she has more experience in the flirtatious habits of people than him. Wayne can’t think of a better example than the way Darry’s lookin’ at him now though- like he’s responsible for hangin’ the stars in the sky.
“Yeah,” Wayne says, “I think I must be right up there with ya, bud.”
“Good,” Darry says, with some finality that Wayne can’t understand.
It’s then that Darry let’s go of his wrist. He runs his hand up Wayne’s bare arm, slow and heavy, like he’s givin’ Wayne a chance to move away. Wayne’s arms light up with goosebumps and he holds his breath.
Darry must feel like he’s tested the water’s enough because he’s grabbin’ a fist full of Wayne’s t-shirt and smooshin’ their lips together in one uncoordinated move. Wayne’s closes his eyes and his body goes stiff in an instant and he holds it that way until Darry moves away.
Wayne keeps his eyes closed but he lets out the breath he was holding. It’s quiet between them for too long and the radio is playing “Young Love” by The Judds and isn’t that just a kick in the pants.
“Wayne, I-” Darry starts but Wayne cuts him off before we can start to try to talk his way out of this one. Wayne presses their lips together again, softer this time, and moves his hand to the back of Darry’s head to pull him closer like he’s seen the older kids do against the lockers between classes. Darry’s still got a handful of his shirt and Wayne can feel the grip go slack. Darry acts like he doesn't know what to do with his hands for a second before he’s holdin’ onto Wayne’s shoulder.
Wayne pulls away first and he’s sure if he weren't so tanked he’d be worried that his dad could see them. Could be a part of the atmosphere they’ve created with the smell of weed hangin’ in the air and the sound of them panting into the space between them and Randy Travis singin’ “Deeper than the Holler” just for them. Instead, they have heavy limbs and bloodshot eyes and completely secluded in the loft layin’ in the worlds softest pile of straw on the clearest night with the brightest stars Letterkenny has ever seen.  
“Do you- uhm,” Darry starts, cheeks redder than Wayne’s ever seen them, eyes as bright as he thinks they’ll ever be, “do you want to roll another one?”
Wayne’s feels a tingle in his lips and he has to keep himself from reaching up to touch them.
“Sure,” he says, cracking a smile, “whatever you want, ya fuckin’ skid.”
Darry scoffs and tosses a handful of straw at his face.
Diamond Rio is singin’ “Meet in the Middle” and they both agree that he’s a fuckin’ Sally and change the station to top 40s instead.
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DIABOLIK LOVERS MORE, MORE BLOOD Vol. 5: Mukami Yuma [Track 2]
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Original title: ユーマのいる教室
Source: Diabolik Lovers More, More Blood Vol. 5 Mukami Yuma [CD not owned by me]
Audio: Here
Seiyuu: Tatsuhisa Suzuki
Translator’s note: Translating this CD alongside Yuma’s MB route is giving me a culture shock because it is almost like two entirely different guys. It really shows just how much the franchise has changed compared to its earlier days. (That’s saying a lot considered the MMB CDs aren’t even particularly ‘fluffy’) I know some people prefer the darker/more intense versions of the boys but I think I personally would rather have this Yuma. The more aggressive one would probably kill me just by poking me with his little finger. xD
Track 1 ll Track 2 ll Track 3 ll Track 4 ll Track 5 + Epilogue
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Track 2: The Classroom where Yuma is
*Scribble scribble*
“Argh...Aah...? Ugh.”
*Flip*
You walk up to Yuma, asking what he’s doing.
“...Aah? Oh, it’s you. What, ya ask? I’m doin’ yesterday’s homework. When I told the teacher I didn’t do it, he wouldn’t let me go home until I finish this shit. I could just ignore it and leave anyway, but then Ruki’s gonna give me an earful.”
*Scribble scribble*
“I’m copyin’ his right now.”
You tell him he shouldn’t do that.
“It’s fine! If I try and do it myself, it’s gonna take a fuckin’ eternity.”
You ask if he will go home later then.
“Nah. I’m almost done. So wait there, ‘kay? I’ve been asked to run an errand too, so let’s walk home together.”
You nod.
“Ah, speakin’ of which! Kou doodled yer face and it turned out so funny and ugly, I’ll show it to ya as well!”
*Flip flip*
*Thud*
“Uhm...Where did it put it again...? It’s gone...!? Where did it go!? I could have sworn I put it in here...”
You tell off Yuma for making a mess.
“Aah...? There’s stuff ‘round my desk? Oh shut up. It’s not that bad it’s worth cleanin’ up. Besides, when I run out of space, I just use the desk of the dude sittin’ next to me so who cares.”
You look at the desk next to his, frowning. 
“Yeah. ‘Bout half of the stuff on that desk is mine as well. I borrow it whenever I’m runnin’ low on space.”
You shake your head in disapproval. 
“Who cares? They always let me borrow it with a smile on their face.”
You offer to clean it up.
“Why should I clean it up? Just forget ‘bout that guy’s desk.”
You insist.
“Who cares ‘bout some other person’s desk? Cleanin’ up is a big pain in the ass...”
You start cleaning it up yourself.
*Rustle rustle*
“Didn’t I just tell ya it’s fine? Why are ya so worried ‘bout some other dude?”
Yuma leans in close. 
“You’re my woman, right? In that case, don’t be thinkin’ ‘bout anythin’ or anyone but me. ...Or are ya tryin’ to butter up to this guy, hopin’ to seduce him afterwards? Am I not enough to satisfy ya?”
You shake your head. 
“Then just leave it be. It pisses me off so stop cleanin’.”
*Rustle*
“Besides...You haven’t forgotten ‘bout our lil’ bet, right? I said I’d tease ya until ya start voluntarily beggin’ for my fangs, right? Are ya sure ya should leave yer back wide open like this?”
You flinch.
“You’ve realized? What I’m gonna do to ya now, that is.”
He runs his hands across your back.
“I’ll punish ya for worryin’ ‘bout some other guy. A penalty to ensure ya won’t ever pull this sorta shit again.”
You try and break free from his grip. 
*Rustle rustle*
“...Ugh. No point in strugglin’. I’m holdin’ ya from behind after all. No way I’m lettin’ ya go.”
*Rustle*
“Come on. Put yer hands on the desk.”
*Thud*
“Well then...Where should I suck ya? For example...How ‘bout I latch onto this throat over here?”
*Rustle rustle*
“No? Then would ya prefer yer legs? ...Like yer thighs, the softest part where my fangs would just sink right in.”
*Rustle rustle*
“Also...From the groin (1) would be nice as well. Pretty sure I’d be able to indulge in plenty of sweet, delicious blood.”
*Rustle*
"...And it’s quite the embarrassin’ place. However, suckin’ yer blood while yer face is turnin’ red from shame would be simply irresistable.”
You protest.
“Aah? Ya don’t want me to suck from yer legs either? Ya sure are selfish, tellin’ me ‘no’ this whole time...It has to be a punishment, remember? Geez, it can’t be helped. Come on, face this way.”
You turn your head towards Yuma.
“...And then, get on top of me.”
*Thud*
*Rustle rustle*
“Make sure to keep yer arms wrapped ‘round my back, ‘kay? If not, you’ll fall from the chair.”
You ask Yuma what he is doing. 
“I got tired of yer whinin’, so I’m gonna suck ya gently like ya want. Besides...If it feels good, it might actually be harder on ya. By the way...Yer body has gotten really heated. I haven’t even sucked ya yet, but you’ve gotten quite worked up. One bite might just push ya over the edge (2), don’t ya think? Come on...I’ll suck from yer nape. Ya better focus on the sensation of my fangs sinkin’ into yer flesh...”
Yuma bites you.
“Mm...”
*Sluuuurp*
“Nn...”
*Sluuuurp*
“ーー Haah! Just as I thought...Those are some hella sweet cries. We’ve only just gotten started...I’ll be takin’ my sweet time suckin’ yer blood...”
You whimper softly.
“Hehe. Ya can’t get enough of the thought of that, can ya? Even if ya keep quiet...I can tell by yer expression. Well...Don’t ya think it’s ‘bout time ya start beggin’ for it yerself? Tell me that ya want my fangs. Or else...I won’t ever let ya go.”
You shake your head.
“Che...Ya still won’t say it? You’re so damn persistent. In that case, this place is up next...”
*Rustle*
“I’ll suck from yer wrist so ya get a good view. Pretty sure this’ll make ya realize just how badly yer body craves me, whether ya like it or not.”
Yuma bites your wrist.
*Sluuuurp*
“Nn...”
You pull out the hourglass.
*Cling*
“...Haah? ...Aah? The fuck’s this sound? Ah! Ya turned back time again, didn’t ya!? ...Fuck!”
*Tick tock - Tick tock - Tick tock - Tick tock*
ーーー
You are running down the street.
“...Oi! How long ya gonna keep on runnin’ for!?”
Yuma catches up to you.
“...Woah there! Gotcha! Ya made a run for it as soon as we rewinded, we’ve made it all the way to the city!”
You try and explain.
“No ‘buts!’ ...No, whatever. I’ve kind of lost interest, so we’ll continue our lil’ game later. ...For today, I guess we can just do our shoppin’ and head home. Come on, I brought yer bag along as well.”
*Rustle*
You grab your bag and thank him.
“Haah...”
The two of you start walking.
“That bein’ said, this challenge is takin’ longer than I expected. I was convinced ya’d bend in no time but you’re surprisingly sturdy? Well, you’ve been usin’ the hourglass tho so it isn’t really fair. Without that lil’ thing, the score would be long settled by now.”
You protest. 
“Whatever. Anyway, let’s head to the supermarket.”
You ask him what you have to buy.
“Ingredients for today’s dinner. Also some seasonings. I’m droppin’ by the pharmacy as well. Azusa’s runnin’ low on bandages so we gotta stock up on some new ones. Also...I wanna look for some cotton gloves as well.”
You raise a brow, asking if he really needs those. 
“Not for me, but tiny ones for ya. I’d be convenient to have them layin’ ‘round for whenever ya help out in the garden, right?”
You agree, smiling.
“...No need to thank me. Come on, let’s get goin’.”
ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー
Translation notes
(1) 付け根 or ‘tsukene’ is always a difficult word to translate for me. It is basically the ‘root’ of your leg, being the part where it connect to the crotch & hips.
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