#Beat int

[hellenhighwater]

I'm joining an ongoing D&D campaign that the DM described as "very piratey, like if One Piece was D&D," and he's said he's pretty much been letting people do whatever with character design so long as it's not too OP.

I think I want my character to be an Awakened ship's figurehead (the awakening cast by a passing, possibly drunk, wizard). She was the HMS Adamant, a naval battleship, and was very happy in that position until the Adamant was rammed broadside by a pirate vessel (name unknown but maybe it could be plot relevant?) and when the Adamant went down, the figurehead broke loose and drifted for a while.

She goes by Adda, these days.

I think she's going to be carved in the figure of an aarakocra, mostly because I've played them a bit and I have a spare mini. She'll use aarakocra stats but maybe have some different damage immunities/vulnerabilities due to being made of wood.

Now I just need to decide what class she should be....

[sonknuxadow]

i can't stand the "why doesn't sonic just run" joke/criticism people bring up every time he's in a race or using a car for any reason because it's overdone and theres usually an obvious explanation for why he wouldn't be running that they're purposefully ignoring. but also i need sonic to drop his extreme gear right now so i can win this stupid race

[stinkrascal]

i finally beat elden ring im literally the elden lord

[viscerasmoothie]

Was going to include this in the other post I made like 2 seconds ago but who do I go as for Satan day at school

Will repost in a week esp if this gets no notes

This is important rn bc not only do I not have the money for prop fortress stuff (and I wanna hit things/people with the melee weapons but shhhh) so id have to make shit by hand

Also melee only bc I don't think a public middle school will be happy with me carrying essentially a realistic nerf gun that will break if it gets too close to the floor (not hate to the guys that do this stuff, but I don't trust that hollow 3d printed plastic will not break immediately when set down too hard) and again I AM BRINGING THIS INTO A SCHOOL WITH CHILDREN AGED 11-14 AND ID SAY 12-14 BUT ISTG THESE 6TH GRADERS LOOK YOUNG AS FUCK

Oh yeah also any good fan made merch like buttons or stickers and keychains and stuff cus I love TF2 and I will give everyone at school a reason to bully my bitch ass

[todayisafridaynight]

sorry that im obsessed with him <- is not sorry

[hairpintvrns]

STARTER FOR: @rachelxhan LOCATION: mango tree / cardinal hill

Whatever throbbing, chaotic wave Deacon feels in each face-to-face social encounter is mitigated significantly by his online persona: assertive, a bit esoteric, and, yes, maybe even a little commanding. Deacon doesn’t mean to be rude, but having a straightforward demeanor allows him to stand out on the forums he frequents. His dogmatism is well appreciated by at least three golfing Reddit subforums, mistaking him for an actual professional golfer—or, at worst, calling him some armchair punk who thinks he knows better than actual golfers. Neither one is particularly validating; lately, it just feels like he’s got more time in his hands, and it’s clear he isn’t doing anything about it. 

And, on the topic of time and anxiety and his online persona, it’s been almost a year since he’s begun commenting on the Blue News online discussion board. Increasingly, he’s been seized with the idea of meeting up with the op-ed with whom he usually exchanges kind words—or barbs, depending on the issue of concern—on the discussion boards. He’d sent the email to meet up in a 2am rush of having chugged two bottles of Gatorade and after a long run only to second-guess the invite the morning after. 

Would Rachel appreciate it? Even as she’s accepted the invite, he’s second guessing. And, three days later, on the actual morning of the meetup, he’s still second guessing. He curbs his anxiety the way he knows best and makes the decision to run the whole way from his residence in Oak Gardens to their designated meet-up place in Cardinal Hill— 

—and stops, finally, when he reaches his restaurant of choice: Mango Tree. His temples are still hammering by the time he seat on the chair opposite hers, “I’m not late, am I?” He checks his watch, realizing just then that they’d run a few minutes over their scheduled noon meetup. “Oh, shit, sorry about that. I had to run all the way here and I might’ve overestimated my runtime.” He’s finding it harder to meet his average time these days, but his drive has always supplanted whatever the anatomy of his might body resist. “You ordered yet? I’m a big fan of their sticky rice.”

[melzezdoor]

Faker Galio at Worlds BE AWARE

I don't ever wanna hear anyone try and prop up Chovy as the GOAT or future GOAT he could never be Faker. I can't fucking believe this man just won his fifth worlds title. He's the only player who's won more than 1- WAIT NEVERMIND. GUMAYUSI, ZEUS, AND KERIA ALSO HAVE TWO WORLDS TITLES.

[shinozaki-ayumi]

i commented on Twitter that i've been obsessed with Bloodborne lately and apologized for "abandoning" CoPa for the time being and someone suggested combining the two. and now I'm just thinking... hunter Yoshiki art...? 🤔🤔

[maranull]

The cookie trifecta

ever since i saw a post calling them cookies (like a year ago) I've never been able to call them anything else since

[crowfeathers]

selleeeeeeeen 😭😭😭😭

[the0garden0of0eyes]

I beat the divine lion and did one solid attempt at Rellana today. She has a really pleasant battle flow and I think it would feel really good to master that boss fight. Not sure if I'm going to do that on my first playthrough but one day 👀

[shitboy96]

Elden ring is soooo easy with a strength build im literally deleting every boss in 1-2 attempts. Usually 1

[c1tyhaunts]

200 RANDOM DIALOG PROMPTS. @cartelheir: ❛ you owe me dinner. a very nice dinner. ❜

"And your fucking sicario owes me hospital fees and an explanation to my wife, but seems like we're both gonna go empty handed for a moment, baby."

As if nursing a black eye and his bruised pride wasn't enough, last thing he wanted was Miss Carosella also on his ass as well. Hell, Patricia's request wasn't even the most outrageous apology he had done this past week. But Che Ferraro holds grudges, and he held those grudges tightly and them bleed into any parallel & auxiliary relationships. Emmanuel's the ire of his eye, and would anyone blame Che for being a bit of a tight ass about the situation? A man of his stature, status, and physicality - getting his lights clocked out by some nobody?

Oh, Che's seething - ice pack still on his eye as he leans in his own seat across from Patricia. His normally lively, almost over-zealous attitude is wiped clean off his face, revealing the mask that got him far in his career. Resentment seethes from him, and lacking any filters, his words shot out faster than his own thoughts.

"Your boy got lucky, Carosella, cause if I wasn't a saintly man, that woulda been the last thing he would have ever done." Che almost scoffs, refusing to even say Manny's name. Pointing his finger to her, he wags it as he speaks as he paints the picture again. "That boy has the nerve to punch me in front of my people, at my fuckin' establishment? Does he not know how to take a fuckin' joke? Find yourself better company, baby; thugs like that only gonna drag your value down, believe me..."

[mossywizard]

Sometimes a party is two clerics, and a rouge that might turn you into a bloodbag but- at least One of the clerics is consenting

[volivolition]

dude the TOP song you posted (truce) fucking kills me and the way you described the animatic is??? so good???? I'd bawl actually /pos

I need to know if there's any other TOP songs you relate to the furies/any DE character really, or any slower songs even if they aren't by TOP

OH AGREED ABSOLUTELY!! TRUCE MY BELOVED... and THANK YOU!! we are imagining animatics and crying together! /pos :'] <3

ooh!! well, i havent listened to a lot of TOP in a while, so i don't have many recommendations there unfortunately :'] but for other slow, soft songs, let's see... i'll put them under a cut with all my explanations, but ☀️ "See The Day" by The Altogether (Volition song!), 🍃 "Rounds" by The Oh Hellos (Shivers song!), 🦋 "Would You Be So Kind" by dodie (general skills song, Suggestion primarily!) are the best contenders!

Pretty sure you've seen it already, but from a different ask, i recommend "Almost (Sweet Music)" by Hozier! (and "Like Real People Do" if you want to cry and yearn with me, though my DE ideas for it are very loose hkjhg) these are slow ones i like hkjhg <3

"Goodbye" by The Altogether is a Harry and Dora song :0

"Soldier, Poet, King" by The Oh Hellos is one i specifically relate to Volition (my beloved protector/motivator/crownhead blorbo! [picks him up and wiggles him!!!]), but i would make one of those animation memes for it with every skill slotted into a "soldier" "poet" or "king" position.

☀️ "See the Day" is both another The Altogether song and another Volition song! a real "the worst is over. we made it through. we're going to survive this. it might not get easier yet, but we'll come out the other side and we'll be alive" song. it makes me cry hkjgh

🍃 "Rounds" by The Oh Hellos is a soft Shivers song, though the lyrics don't start until halfway in. ough my god listening to it makes my heart ache (/pos) <3 La Revacholiere singing to Harry in the wind. "Will you start when I end? Yeah, I'm long in the wind..."

"Northern Star" by Dom Fera, a song Harry would sing for karaoke and dedicate to Kim, and then they'd waltz a little clumsily on the dim, starlit sidewalk on their way home for the evening... <3

🦋 "Would You Be So Kind?" by dodie BUT SPECIFICALLY THIS VERSION, because i love everyone's crowded but earnest vibes. this one is led by Suggestion ("oooh you wanna fall in love with us so bad right? right???") and makes me grin, you GOTTA imagine all of the skills squished together in the front of Harry's brain all trying different tactics to get Kim to fall in love with them, (rhetoric: "I HAVE A QUESTION..." ency: "let's write a story! be in my book!") at 2:35, after all the skills singing together loudly, it's just Harry himself singing to Kim, with all the skills slowly backing him up. the ending is all of them fucking ECSTATIC celebrating when harry finally kisses kim hkjhg jesus this'd be so cute hold on i have to go plan this out i have so many thoughts hkjdh

"Seven" by Sleeping at Last would be a sweet Reaction Speed song (ironic that im adding react speed to a list of soft, slow songs though hkjgh) "I'm ready for whatever comes next!" <3 Reaction Speed is a fast, restless little fella who can't sit still for long, always loves moving, acting, doing. he's like the personification of a verb hkjhg <3 i would also accept an interpretation for echem <3

"Cosmos" by Jawbreaker Reunion is a song that The Furies recently suggested to me as a jean song and it's so right for that, very soft and i like it very much :'] (you should also ask The Furies if you want to, it's much more musically inclined than me, i feel hkjhg <3)

awuahg thank you for asking and for reading!! i appreciate it!! <33

oh and here's links to all of the songs in the tags: Come Together Now, Two, Four, Five, Six, Eight, Nine, RPG Animation Meme (<- homestuck lmao)

[kaguya-muneuji]

pain and suffering on planet earth < still sick