#Barry the butcher

[disco-elysium-via-polls]

🎵 Instrument of Surrender

"I too have travelled to higher realms..."

+1 Remote Viewers Division

GASTON MARTIN - "Please, officer! Don't encourage him!" He quickly turns to René. "Do spare us the cocaine fairy tales. The RCM isn't interested in them."

KIM KITSURAGI - "Yes, indeed. We are not here to investigate the drug trade of centuries past."

3. "Let's talk about something else."

RENÉ ARNOUX- "Right." The old man stands tall and proud, looking at you inquisitively.

4. [Composure - Legendary 14] What is it about this old soldier that makes him stand so proud?

-1 Threw the *boule* int the sea.

We have basically no chance of success here.

COMPOSURE [Legendary: Failure] - Still, all you see is an old soldier refusing to replace his uniform with a civilian attire.

-1 Morale

RENÉ ARNOUX- "Anything else I can assist you with, officer?" he asks impatiently. "We still have a game to finish."

5. "Thank you for your time!" [Leave.]

Ok. I'd really like to finish exploring the part of the map we have access to right now. We're gonna head south past Siileng.

Roy's Pawnshop. Fast Cash for Faster Times.

In the dumpster are a pair of Fingerless Gloves.

FINGERLESS GLOVES

+1 Electrochemsitry: Cigarette-stained fingertips

Gasoline-stained fingerless gloves in navy blue. They've been worn threadbare, but, being made of wool, still provide some warmth and comfort.

If we equip these and our Flare-Cut Trousers at the same time, we can pass Medium Electrochemistry checks.

WATER LOCK OUT OF ORDER UNTIL WEDNESDAY 7:15 AM

MAN ON WATER LOCK - "G'day to you, officers!"

A burly man hangs out by the water lock, carving up a generous serving of salami with an old hunter's knife. His eyes are fixed on a man stranded on the other side of the water lock -- and on an enormous billboard that has fallen down into the canal between them.

"First things first -- what are you doing here, man on the water lock?"

"Do you know what caused this wreckage?" (Point at the smashed billboard in the canal.)

[Leave.]

MAN ON WATER LOCK - "My friend Barry the Butcher is stuck on the other side of the water lock. I'm keeping him company -- and eating his salami."

BARRY THE BUTCHER - From the corner of your eye you see a man in a yellow shirt and grey overalls waving at you from across the canal. He seems disappointed about the wreckage on the water lock -- *and* the salami.

MAN ON WATER LOCK - "*Very* good stuff. Anything I can do for you, officer?" The man on the water lock picks the skin off a slice of a salami and takes a sizeable bite.

2. "Do you know what caused this wreckage?" (Point at the smashed billboard in the canal.)

MAN ON WATER LOCK - "I wasn't here to witness it, but those look like tyre tracks on that sign. Weird, huh? Then again, plenty of daredevil drivers in Revachol."

INLAND EMPIRE [Easy: Success] - The words *daredevil driver* sound ominous to you.

MAN ON WATER LOCK - "Too bad it also takes a year and a day to repair anything 'round here -- especially a water lock. The rest of the coast is closed off till then."

"Do you know what's further down the coast?"

"Can I have some of that salami?" (Point at his food.)

"Right, bye." [Leave.]

MAN ON WATER LOCK - "Well, there's the fishing village. An abandoned fish market. A bizarro church. Not much use to the congregation, though -- there always seems to be something wrong with it." He thinks for a moment.

"Yeah, not really much else. Just bombed-out ruins."

2. "Can I have some of that salami?" (Point at his food.)

MAN ON WATER LOCK - "Sure thing." He cuts off a slice of salami.

MAN ON WATER LOCK - "Want some too, officer?" he turns to the lieutenant.

KIM KITSURAGI - "Why not?" The lieutenant ponders the offer for a moment, then decides to go for it. He takes a slice of salami from the man and chews on it.

3. "Right, bye." [Leave.]

WATER LOCK CONTROL PANEL - A couple of indicator lights are missing from this control panel. Loose wires dangle from the now-vacant holes. In the middle is a lever -- beneath it, a small metal plaque.

VISUAL CALCULUS [Trivial: Success]- This panel usually closes the water lock, turning it into a bridge that lets you cross the canal -- but there's a crashed "Samaran butter" sign in the way. Pulling the lever *probably* won't do anything.

Pull the lever up.

[Leave.]

WATER LOCK CONTROL PANEL - You pull the lever all the way up until the metal clicks against the contact pins. You hear a soft *clunk*, then...

Push it HARDER.

Release the lever.

WATER LOCK CONTROL PANEL - Nothing happens. A cold gust of wind blowing in from the sea interrupts the silence of the situation.

KIM KITSURAGI - "Mm-hmm." The lieutenant hums to himself while staring at your activities.

2. Release the lever.

WATER LOCK CONTROL PANEL - A spring brings the lever back to its original position. You still need to close the water lock to get across the canal -- some other way.

New task: Close the water lock on Wednesday

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Trivial: Success] - Wasn't there a sign over there saying functionality will be restored on Wednesday morning?

2. [Leave.]

Hey, Man on water lock, what do you think about this?

"What's with the lever that does nothing?" (Point at the control panel next to him.)

MAN ON WATER LOCK - "It's supposed to operate the water lock, but as noted... it's all junk right now. Disabled because of the blockage."

"Why is it disabled?"

MAN ON WATER LOCK - "Safety measure. Turns out the panel needs a special key to be re-activated. Wouldn't want anyone moving the water lock with debris still in the channel."

"It'll be restarted on Wednesday morning." He nods his head towards the control panel. "You wanna do the honours when the time comes?"

"Do I ever!" (Nod enthusiastically.)

"We'll see... I'm not all that into manual labour."

MAN ON WATER LOCK - "Great! Just drop in on Wednesday if you want to see the water lock at work. They say the canal crew will be here at 07.15." He cuts a fresh slice from his salami.

TUTORIAL AGENT - The coast part of the map is inaccessible until day 3.

Butter sign down!

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) - A crumpled billboard reading "SAMARAN BUTTER" soaks in the canal. Two ugly lines mar the bright countenance of the blond boy depicted.

What is Samaran Butter?

[Visual Calculus - Medium 11] Attempt to reconstruct what happened here.

Nothing more to see here. [Leave.]

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) - Whatever it is, the boy on the billboard seems very happy about it.

2. [Visual Calculus - Medium 11] Attempt to reconstruct what happened here.]

+1 Ominous daredevil feeling.

VISUAL CALCULUS [Medium: Failure] - Just some tasteless advertising at the bottom of a canal. No use rubbernecking now.

3. Nothing more to see here. [Leave.]

[ilikelookingatthings]

likelookingatthings Go full metal alchemist ford!

greycoffeethe amount of angst an AU like this can create... dang i need this as a fic so bad

ilikelookingatthings@greycoffee The fact when you commented this so I told my sister and she isn't even in the gravity falls fandom...yet immediately pingponged alternate ways a full mental alchemist gravity falls fic au could go.

Stan as Edward whose brother's body was lost like al as a parallel to ford accidentally getting sucked in the portal and how stan was burned with a reminder.

. The burning house losing identity parallel to not turn back til he gets his brother back. A version where ford's soul was lost but not his body and Stan gets punched in that white void like when Ed sees his brother.A version where like normal full mental fird is in a suit like al and lost his body.

A version where Stan has to pretend to be his alchemist brother but can't do alchemy...just conning his way into people believing it.

How you coukd mix different aspects together. Professor Markov with his research and paranoia similar to ford. How maybe they tried to mess with a taboo. Like maybe they were trying to bring someone back....or maybe ford got tricked by the hulunculi becayse ifvhisctendency to push boundaries in research bht realized he went too far or something..aspect of government conspiracies and how the philosophers stone also connects gold/wealth which stan was obsessed with.

Even brought up a thought if a Stanford stanely parallel with greed and the prince. And a unending options defending on what ratio you lean toward .

Greycoffe@ THESE ARE SUCH GOOD IDEAS HOLY SHIT?? like another idea I got from one of yours is Dip&Mab being Ed&Al and after trying to bring back their dead loved one, have to move in with Stan (this version's Pinako) who's taking care of Pacifica (can be someone else, but I thought she'd be a cute love interest for either twin).

greycoffee i really enjoyed reading your ideas but I cannot for the love of me write out a fully fleshed out fic bc I'm already writing other AUs 😭 (i shall keep this in my notes however :3)

Ford could possibly be someone like Hohenheim with Bill being the homunculus in the flask, etc etc

ilikelookingatthings@greycoffee Ooooh that's fun! Cuz Pacifica abd windy are blonde..also some potential if she represents king Bradley's kid. What with her family being rich and the theme of corruption of rich government people. There is also the option of what if Stan if Stan is the alchemist teacher.....

ooooh or if dipper and Mabel represent Edward while stan is al.Personally off arc I'd picture her as from the north fortress from the Armstrong family.

or that guy with a mustache from the mining town who gets overthrown by the siblings meddling who gets caught up in shenegans and petty talks of revenge but who slowly gets a arc if being a better person.

Huh...just realized Pacifica could also be greed, the prince or Mei since her sense of importance and need to make her family happy and her struggle to understand friends.

Want to throw out there fiddleford could be doctor Markov. And for fun and not for real...Barry the butcher as stan.

Though if Pacifica is winry would that make that ghost who hates her family scar? Though if she's a Armstrong would that make sloth the ghost?

Honestly I get the feeling. I'm so behind on getting through my fanfiction tabs the thought of writing myself even when I have ideas to chew on can feel like too much at times.

I'm gonna reblog this conversation. See if anyone else wants to chew on this bone.

Extra thought...stanley and fird as Riza and mustang considering the trying to become mayor plot line and who we knkw gets injured in the end.

Also a funny imagine is while adjusting ages xan wirk...just imagine all the characters the same age in gravity falls and things get ten times more hilarious (or sad depending) cuz the government has a bunch of kid employees running things. Just imagine old stan and ford as the elric Brothers while the kid superiors are dipper and Mabel.

Was inspired by this

Ford "Icarus didn't flap hard enough" Pines

[carnivill]

ARMOR POWER!!!

[penniswise]

they wouldn’t have missed

[gallavichsreddie1128]

Masterlist

Hannibal

Hannibal Lecter

I Fucked Your Wife (Smut) (Hannibal’s Version) Will's Wife and Hannibal do the unspeakable while he's in prison.

Just One Date Y/N hates Hannibal but he wants to go on a date with her.

Wife (Smut) Hannibal and Will have a wife that’s just as crazy and messed up as them.

Older Men Do It Better (Smut) Y/N can’t seem to find guys that satisfy her needs, so Hannibal offers to help her.

Busy (Smut) Y/N is horny but Hannibal is busy

Sex in the rain (Smut) Y/N loves the rain and when Hannibal comes home, they have sex in the rain.

Hannibal Obsessed with his Patient (Smut) bullet points of Hannibal being obsessed with his patient

After The Fall What would have happened if Y/N was there during The Fall?

Getting Hannibal Drunk (Bullet Points) Y/N and Will decided to get Hannibal drunk.

Hannigram + Y/N playing UNO (Bullet Points) Y/N introduces UNO to Hannibal

Will’s sister Will’s sister and Hannibal take a liking towards each other.

Different Universes (Smut) Y/N ends up in the Hannibal universe and Hannibal falls for her

Which One (Drabble) They both like Y/N and when she finds out she was to choose one.

Jealousy looks hot on you (Smut) Hannibal gets jealous after Mason flirts with Y/N.

Dr. Y/L/N (Smut) Y/N is Hannibal’s doctor while he’s in prison.

Give Him A Chance Alana tries to get Y/N and Hannibal together even though Y/N doesn’t like him.

Hannibal and Y/N trying for a baby Hannibal and y/n want a baby

One Touch (Drabble) Y/N finds out her cousin’s therapist is her soulmate

Fantasize (Smutty) Hannibal pleasures himself thinking about Y/N

Will Graham

I Fuck Your Wife (Smut) (Will’s Version) Hannibal is in prison and Will and his wife hook up.

Hannibal’s Innocent Friend (Smut) Will meets Hannibal's friend that doesn't have a lot of experience and Will would like to change that.

The Twist Hannibal meets Will's wife that he didn't know Will had. He figures out the dark reason why Will kept her a secret.

Submissive (Smut) Will overhears Y/N telling Hannibal that Will is too submissive in bed.

Choose (Smut) Hannibal and Y/N fight over Will.

Affair (Smut) Y/N cheats on Hannibal with Will but Hannibal doesn't give the reaction they thought he would.

Baltimore (Series) (Smut) Will and his wife plan to take Hannibal’s house. Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four

Teacher’s Pet (Smut) Will is doing one of his student’s but nobody knows.

Wife (Smut) Will and Hannibal have a wife that’s just as crazy and messed up as them.

The Pact Y/N and Will made a pact when they were 6 years old

Best Friend (Smut) Will catches Y/N masturbating to him

Virgin Will (Smut) (Bullet Points) Will is a virgin and Y/N wants to be the one that takes his virginity

The Note Y/N finds out that Will is cheating on her with Hannibal

After The Fall What would have happened if Y/N was there during The Fall?

Drunk (Drabble) Y/N is drunk and has a secret

Getting Hannibal Drunk (Bullet Points) Y/N and Will decide to get Hannibal drunk

Hannigram + Y/N playing UNO (Bullet Points) Y/N introduces UNO to Hannibal

Back Of The Classroom (Smut) Will fingers Y/N in the back of the classroom while her father and Jack are talking.

Which One? (Drabble) They both like Y/N and when she finds out she has to choose.

Sneaking Around (Drabble) Y/N and Will are sneaking around until Freddie sees them and threatens them.

Animal Kingdom

Barry "Baz" Blackwell

Fuck You (Smut) Baz and Y/N have a lot of tension between them but Baz is married. Spoilers for the ending of Season 2!

Supernatural

Dean Winchester

Older (Smut) Y/N has a crush on Dean but he’s 20 years older than her.

You’ve Never What? (Smut) Y/N has never rode anyone’s face and Dean is shocked about it.

Cas

Experience (Smut) Y/N has feelings for Cas but when he catches on she avoids it.

The Boys

Homelander

Assistant (Smut) Y/N is Homelander’s assistant and he has feelings for her but doesn’t know how to show it.

Bully Y/N bullies Homelander

Obsessed with Homelander (Smut) (bullet points) Bullet points of Y/N being obsessed with Homelander

Breastfeeding with Homelander (Smut) Homelander wanting to suck milk out of his wife’s breasts.

Forget Homelander loses his memory

The Bet (Smut) Homelander and Y/N make a bet that ends sexually

What if Y/N had powers and Homelander didn’t? (Bullet points)

Homelander dating a member of The Boys (Bullet Points)

Fake Dating Homelander (Drabble) Y/N and Homelander have to fake date to get ratings up.

Using Homelander For Your Own Pleasure (Drabble) (Smut) Y/N using Homelander for her own pleasure

Innocent (Smut) Y/N is the newest member of the seven and Homie takes interest in her.

Homelander and Billy being obsessed with Y/N

Future A new Supe that can see the Future joins the Seven but the future isn’t what anybody expected

Both Of You (Smut) Y/N, Billy and Homelander fuck

Clingy Homelander headcons

Soldier Boy

His Dad (Smut) Homelander cheats on Y/N with Storm Front so she sleeps with a handsome stranger

The Getter (Smut) Soldier Boy wants Y/N but she’s already hooking up with another member of the boys

Better Soldier notices that Homelander is mean to his wife

Sexist (Drabble) Ben is sexist and Y/N can’t stand it.

Mother of America Y/N and Ben have a son that they weren’t aware of.

Billy Butcher

Beard (Drabble) Y/N wants to see Billy without his beard

Innocent (Smut) Y/N is the youngest member of The Boys and has no experience. Billy would like to change that.

You’re A Supe Y/N is a supe so Billy hates her until she saves his life

Used (Smut) Billy uses Y/N to get what he wants but that plan backfires when he falls in love with her.

Homelander and Billy being obsessed with Y/N

Both Of You (Smut) Y/N, Billy and Homelander fuck

Star Wars

Obi Wan Kenobi

Jedi Code (Smut) Y/N has dirty thoughts about her master when she knows she shouldn’t.

Challengers

Patrick Zweig

Jealousy (Smut) Y/N and Patrick both get jealous.

Pregnant with Patrick’s baby (Drabble) Y/N is pregnant with Patrick’s baby but is with Art.

Want Art wants Patrick’s wife. Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Six Seven

Cheater Patrick cheats on Y/N, Tashi cheats on Art Part Two Part Three

You Still Want Me? (Smut) Even after 13 years Patrick still wants her.

You Belong With Me Y/N is in love with Patrick but is convinced he doesn’t feel the same

Egotistical (Drabble) Y/N gets a tennis coach and it happens to be the most egotistical guy she’s ever met.

Patrick and Y/N having a baby

Whimpers (Smut) Y/N gets turned on by Patrick’s moans while he plays Tennis but doesn’t tell him for 13 years

Trapped (Smutty) Y/N is in love with Patrick but when she thinks that he doesn’t like her she starts hooking up with Art.

Art Donaldson

Pathetic Y/N loves Art but he loves Tashi even though she’s using him.

Cheater Patrick cheats on Y/N and Tashi cheats on Art Part Two Part Three

5 Minutes (Smut) Y/N tells Art she will be back in 5 minutes but he gets concerned when she takes longer

Leave My Wife Alone (Drabble) Y/N wants to Retire but Tashi isn’t okay with that.

Whimpers (Smut) Y/N gets turned on by the noises that Art makes during Tennis

Trapped (Smutty) Y/N is in love with Patrick but when she thinks that he doesn’t like her she starts hooking up with Art.

[thatdamnmutt-exe]

i'm gonna head dive right off a cliff if i dont get a 40 year old man one of these days istg

[turtlemagnum]

i know this is a really minor thing, but. when barry the chopper was introduced by saying "They called me... The Butcher!!!!" and then immediately said his name was barry i was like OH SHIT??? BARRY THE BUTCHER???? GREAT NAME BRO and then he started calling himself barry the chopper and it's like. c'mon bro. you had that name right there. you literally just called yourself "the butcher", you're telling me you're gonna pass up that perfectly good alliteration right there? for shame.

[crazy-together-cambria]

People who were so shocked by the things that happened in Saltburn… clearly have not watched The Boys 😭

[macaro-mochi]

Henry's arc made me a lot more emotional than I was expecting, and I think it's because I liked how the oak family story is an allegory for intergenerational trauma and good trauma.

In their case, the trauma that gets passed down from generation to generation is the literal doodler, who Hildy dealt with first and her trauma undoubtedly affected Barry, and consequently Henry, Lark, and Sparrow.

Barry tries to treat the doodler and his trauma as good trauma; he's the chosen one. He's special because of his trauma, and it fuels him to try and be perfect in every way possible. It's similar to the way a lot of people cope with their trauma by deciding that it has to give their lives purpose and meaning and that they were chosen by their trauma to accomplish something.

But Henry shows the other side of trauma and how not acknowledging it for what it is-- something bad that hurt you or affected you-- and instead trying to act like it gives you meaning doesn't mean it hurt you any less and you can get burnt out. Ultimately, acknowledging and accepting your life as it is will bring you more peace than trying to conquer a part of yourself and being in denial.

I also find it interesting that Henry and Barry's arc in some ways parallels Grant and Daryl's, where the two sons feel like they can't talk about their emotions or problems because their dads seem infallible (with Barry being far more critical of Henry and Daryl simply being unaware of the consequences his emotional unavailability have for Grant, but still).

As someone who is definitely a victim of intergenerational trauma, it was nice to see Henry stand up to his dad and finally talk about what hurt him and his family. To accept that this is a part of them and instead of trying to suppress it or celebrate it, be neutral and learn to live with it in a healthier way.

[084392]

the idea of sinnoh trio reverse mirroring(??) their corresponding lake guardian is so fun tbh. ie barry being connected to uxie bc of a lack of forethought npc lucas' connection to azelf bc he is a bit of a pushover...dawn not being emotive but having a connection to mesprit is so good....very wizard of oz of them...

[roth70]

George Chakiris as Bobby in the 1971 National Tour of Company.

Goddamn did they butcher Boris Aronson's set design for the road 😭

ALSO HI ELAINE WE SEE YOUUU 🧡

[mages-pandoras-box]

Starter Call

Like and/or Reblog if you want a starter from my The Boys or Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss (Hellverse) muses.

Characters:

Charlie Morningstar (Hellverse)

Prince Stolas (Hellverse)

Ryan Butcher (My take - The Boys)

Deadpool (The Boys and Hazbin)

Barry Allen (Hellverse/The Boys)

Bill Cipher (Hellverse)

White Diamond (Hellverse)

Philza Minecraft (The Boys/Hellverse)

Wilbur Minecraft (My take - The Boys)

Henry Hart (The Boys)

Thomas Butcher Campbell (OC - The Boys)

Lena "Lenny" Butcher Campbell (Oc - The Boys)

[stunt-lads]

Weird crossover thoughts on this Thursday

[vanweezer]

[scribbling in my notebook] new ... drawing... eric ...the crow ... and bulbasaur ... pokemon .... we're gonna have to kill... this... guy... meme... and eric ... says ... the line ... and bulbassssaur... says ... "bulbasaur" ... [closes book]

[mannyblacque]

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[kora634]

If its your first time watching fma, i would personaly recommend watching fma03, then fmab, and then read the manga.

But i rewatch fma once in a while, and when i do, i watch it like this: ep. 1-10 of fma03, then continue with 5 to the end with fmab.