An Explosion of Reds, Blacks, and Pinks [ID in Alt]
Inspired by, with text directly from, “la petite mort” by howlingmoonrise (TheDarkStoryteller) on ao3/ @howlingmoonrise on tumblr. The fic is really good, please check this wonderful piece of writing out!
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Paprika hendl is back on the menu, baby!!!
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I have been very well fed when it comes to media consumption these last few months (and will continue to be). The gays are winning.
Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund.
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Somebody said "Barbie mugshot meme but with Renfield and Teddy when??" and I said "BET"
alt 'familiar' version below cut :3
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Smile for the camera Renfield~
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Summary: “Well,” she says, long and drawn out, and from the glint in her eyes he can tell this is some kind of inner joke, kept from him. “I’ve been a diplomat, and a race car driver, and a chef, and an astronaut, and a veterinarian--”
“An astronaut,” he repeats dryly. He wants to call her on her lie - but. But. How strange. There’s no indication of a lie: no rise in temperature, no quickening of her pulse, no change to her eyes, nothing.
She laughs. “You don’t know the half of it."
Author: @howlingmoonrise
Note from submitter: The crack written seriously fanfic of all time. It is honestly so good and I learned of its existence after stumbling across a comment on YouTube recommending it. I must second that recommendation
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Dracula Daily returns just in time
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If the Barbie movie (2023) could beat this Barbie/Dracula fanfic masterpiece I’ll be very impressed.
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my new favorite meme format
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