#Band of brothers jokes
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”it’s the tiniest, smallest most minuscule everpiece of lint on one of my boots, what’s the worst that can happen ?”
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#band of brothers#i didn’t choose to be this funny#Band of brothers jokes#Herbert is mad 🥺🥺#Band of brothers fandom#I’ll cook and clean for anyone who likes the show
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#I wish this was a joke#but i legitimately dreamed about a release with the deleted scenes#band of brothers#hbo war
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the first lady of easy company
#i promise this is just a temporary insanity. i’ll get back to normal in a couple days. i’m just obsessed with him rn#okay maybe i’ll make a couple more distasteful jokes but then get back to normal#amanda.doc#band of brothers#lewis nixon#winnix#blog thesis.
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band of brothers + textpost i have saved 1/?
#band of brothers#bobcheesecloth#hbo war#hbo band of brothers#literally made this whole post bc of she took the pages i'm not joking#lewis nixon#buck compton#david webster#ron speirs#babe heffron#bill guarnere#dick winters#george luz
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bill hader ribs edit but it's band of brothers continuity/bts pics
#bill hader ribs never fails to make me laugh and these horrible bts pics always remind me of it lmaoo#anyway. joke video for three people#one of these days i'll make a real bob amv#band of brothers#kbsd.hbow
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Oh what a day !!!
#Direct ispiration from What A Day by Shel Silverstein#I was looking through one of the books and saw THAT POEM AND I FLIPPED OUT TO MY FRIEND CUZ IT WAS SO PERFECT..#even though i changed literally three of those lines#the grey part was FROM THE ORIGINAL though...#trolls branch#branch#bitty b#baby branch#I guess he's more toddler branch here... whatevr!#the original poem was actually a joke because the boy's tuba wasnt playing and its cause his brother was in it. but um. not anymor.#SAD BRANCH GO!#trolls baby branch#babysbdstrbesjdhg...#trolls#dw trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls band together#idrudis#shel silverstein poems scared me SO bad as a kid
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i’ve gotta know the context of this image. why did they give shane a gun
#the war would’ve been over so much faster if they gave eugene a gun#for legal reasons that’s a joke#seriosuly though why does he have a gun#eugene roe#doc roe#band of brothers#hbowar#band of brothers hbo#hbo war#shane taylor#band of brothers
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dick being the unofficial “iconic quotes you put under gifsets” sayer.... ‘we're not lost private we're in normandy’, ‘we're paratroopers lieutenant we're supposed to be surrounded’, ‘i thanked god for seeing me through that day of days’ etcetc. i mean it's almost like he's the protagonist or something
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travelling back in time to september 2001 to stop it but I get distracted because band of brothers episode 1 curahee is on
#happy band of brothers day#I stole this joke from ben crew on twitter his was funnier though because it was about spongebob
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WatchMojo: Top ten lies Dick Winters heard in his life
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the bofb fandom abt Speirs: He was the best guy around!!!
what abt the the war crimes he committed?
the bofb fandom: What war crimes!
#band of brothers#idk it fits#love the war criminal magpie lmao#ronald speirs#i feel like i gotta specify this is a joke#listen#im not wrong
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every other clip i see of webster his mouth is hanging open. dude walks around like 😧😧😧😧😧😧😧 all the time
#close your mouth or you’ll attract LIEBGOTTS#yes i make everything about webgott do you think my user is a JOKE#david webster#band of brothers#hbo war
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you watch the series and you're like "wow lewis nixon was obsessed with dick winters, huh?"
and then you read the books and you realize it was the other way around.
#band of brothers#dick winters#winnix#lewis nixon#there's more nuance to the subject but#for legal purposes this is a joke
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babe about web: he's pretty. lieb : yeah, pretty annoying.
#band of brothers#webgott#david webster#joseph liebgott#edward heffron#i'm new to the fandom so i'm sorry if these jokes have all been joked guys#incorrect quotes#incorrect bob quotes
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@selfconsciousfangirl replied to a post: I am so Jack Rackham 4.10 speech about Band of Brothers
How can I persuade you to write this essay
@sacrebloodybleu replied to a post: I am so Jack Rackham 4.10 speech about Band of Brothers
I would 100% read this essay
Well, this is not the essay, but these are something like notes for one section of the essay:
i. Of course, Band of Brothers positions itself so weirdly in regards to what is “true” in its story, given the way that they include the interviews with the real-life veterans at the beginning of each episode; it’s almost as if they’re setting up the meat of the episodes as a sort of documentary dramatization rather than a work of fiction. It’s the camera focusing in on the elderly Ryan‘s eye in Saving Private Ryan: if you could see into these men’s memories, this is what you’d see.
ii. That said, the mere fact that Band of Brothers is not accurate to the historical record is not particularly interesting to me; like, of course it’s not! (And I think overall it does a good job of deploying its accuracy where it counts, in the little details that make the world of he show feel real and lived-in.) To create a narrative out of real life, things have to be cut and changed; that’s how stories work. But I think what’s most interesting to me is the very fact of that narrativization, and if whether in the course of that process you lose essential truth about the war experience not in the negative cutting away or changing of documented facts but rather in the positive creation of coherent narrative.
iii. This is also one of the reasons I found reading Webster's memoir so interesting, because while it is a traditional narrative in the barest sense it never tries to make sense of what's happening by giving it greater symbolic meaning or explaining why. It's a series of events that never really coheres into a story.
(And, of course, it has to be considered that Webster never (to my understanding) "signed off" of the text that ended up being published as Parachute Infantry and that it is incomplete, but I think it's telling that the text that we have is fairly polished and shows no interest in this kind of narrativizing.)
iv. This is also closer to how I remember Leckie's and Sledge's memoirs reading (though it's been many years since I read either of them and may not be remembering clearly). I certainly think The Pacific benefits from the direct adaptation of their own accounts without the interlocution of an Ambrose figure. Indeed--though this is a whole different essay--I would argue that in some ways The Pacific is more successful as a war story because of one of its more frustrating qualities as a TV show, i.e., that the narrative is fractured and incoherent in the literal sense, lacking cohesion.
v. Reading/rereading Catch-22 and Slaughterhouse-Five recently, one of the most interesting things about both of these novels is the way they fracture traditional narrative structure in a way that removes any greater justifying causality--nothing happens for a greater reason or results in a greater good, it just happens. These novels are of course much more sophisticated on a narrative level than any of the memoirs (or The Pacific), and they are both fiction with extra-real elements that in some ways place them outside the direct confines of this discussion, but I think they support the idea that resisting coherent narrativization is key to obtaining something nearer to historical "truth" than mythology in war narratives.
vi. Band of Brothers succeeds as a story in part because it fulfills our expectations for what a story should be, and is satisfying because of that. There is greater meaning to the war, the enemy is comfortingly evil but also comfortingly intelligible, personal character and meaningful friendships are created in this unique and special crucible. The stories we want to believe, those are the ones that survive.
#was going to make a joke about being briefly possessed by the spirit of tim o'brien but it turns out tim o'brien is very much still alive#SORRY TIM O'BRIEN#band of brothers#the pacific#books tag#wwii book club#somewhat.
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dear tumblr ads: im on here making 5 note posts about my fixation with a 20 year old show about paratroopers and how i want damian lewis to plow me. do i really need the test
(as the same 5 songs play on loop in the background for the last 8 hours)
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