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The only Samurai Fan I RESPECT 🙋♂️🙋♂️
#for legal reason this is a joke#some MOD WIPOS :3c with the best gurl#lil collab with Halk beloved - should be available soon#it's actually quite exciting and got my brain running so I hope y'all will go apeshit too uwu#modding shenanigans#cyberpunk 2077
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don't k*ill me but... i have the working theory that, later on, it's going to be revealed that armand was asking lestat through their mind-chat to ditch louis and leave together instead. it would also make sense considering that louis was not even supposed to live after the trial, though it's unclear why armand freed louis from the iron coffin when he did (louis was there for about a month, why not sooner? why not later? something must have happened to make him free him, but it's likely going to be revealed next season)
walk with me. and remember that armand and lestat can communicate mentally without louis knowing. looking at armand's face through these scenes, at first you might think that he's making that face because he's imploring lestat not to tell his secret BUt
the most damning expression he makes is right here after lestat tells him "enjoy him" because why do you look mad?????? you get to keep the, alleged, love of your life that you snatched from the dying hands of the man that broke your heart previously and, not only that, he's keeping the secret that you played a bigger role in the death of his daughter than you did and even taking most of the fall for you. you should be relieved and gloating or at the very least still look scared.
and yet.
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire armand#louis de pointe du lac#loustat#armandstat#lesmand#for legal reason this is a joke#or is it?????
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really a shame holger rune isn't actually a homo because he would be a huge hit all around with the non-tennis gays. like easy way to get a massive fanbase. holger are you writing this down. homosexuality is your calling
#this is my strategy to save tennis you guys.#i'm telling you a lot of gays would start watching tennis just for him! they would absolutely call him an icon#they would eat him up for real!!!!!!#'tennis viewership up by 300000% after holger rune comes out as a homo'#for legal reason this is a joke#actually not even for legal reasons. i feel the need to specify personally that this really is a joke
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WatchMojo: Top ten lies Dick Winters heard in his life
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hey man can someone do me a favor real quick? ive heard theres a bigg fanbase around assassinating presidents! it was like a musical or something..?
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Fun fact: feminine rage looks like V1 from ultrakill. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
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If you actually unironically use the word "Mary Sue" in this year of god 2024 I am coming to whack you with my comically oversized hammer
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“Romeo and Juliet are couple goal”, “Patroclus and Achilles are couple goal”, what, like dead?
#it’s 5 am I have no self control#for legal reason this is a joke#but SOME OF YOU clearly miss these stories so far you’re not on earth anymore#I’m not mad I’m just burying my face in my hands laughing#in this essay I will#romeo and juliet#the iliad#patrochilles
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every time I hear about whats going on in the world I think about that graffiti art that said something like "we've killed kings for less than this" and honestly why tf haven't we????
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we need to bully the dumbass who keeps putting the bear into the comedy categories s2g
#for legal reason this is a joke#throwing up my thoughts onto tumblr again#I've ask SO many people who have seen even a glimpse of it and none of them said it's a comedy or belongs there#zero offence to the people behind the show and those who like it#I only want the guy who did that's head on a pike not the rest of y'all#IT SHOULD BE IN THE DRAMA CATEGORY FFS#IT'LL STILL WIN STUFF
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Me 🤝 writing sad poetry to cope with my burgeoning mental illnesses
#for legal reason this is a joke#I mean I was just writing stuff but#who isnt mentally ill here#personal
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Oh man latetly I'm truly feeling the goddamn-- relic malfunctions, the Johny Silverhand in me HhhhHHHH
Can't continue DAI cause that EA fuckass app can't launch in offline and everygame needs the app to start
After reading the Trauma Team comic I felt inspired and went in CP77 to take some VP, wanted to edit them
but Photoshop instantly close when launched cause Adobe fuckass Creative Cloud app can't connect!!! and it needs to verify its integrity tm!!!
I'm gonna Arasaka'd them oooooooooo
#for legal reason this is a joke#but man I'm pissed#holyshit I hate corpos HHJGJ EVEN MOOORE#let a freak be internetless for 3days straight and he'd start going crazy < its me im the freak#goddam Im ooUUUHHHHHH#blah blah
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i have to like, kidnap jro and keep him in a room for 36 where he can only answer my first aid related questions, where i use all my therapist powers to write a 40k fanfiction where first aid spends those six months going to Rung.
#for legal reason THIS IS A JOKE#i wont kidnap jro#maybe next tfnation i will just interrogate him#first aid transformers#first aid
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okay fernando, there is no need to talk about george's s*x life on your instagram stories
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A helpful diagram of Ken for his enemies:
#ken’s neck is now invincible#so they’re free to try 😇#I don’t know why THIS is the show that got me back into making memes#but please accept my humble offerings#chains of heart#chains of heart the series#asian lgbtq dramas#asian drama#thai drama#thai bl#bl drama#*my stuff#for legal reason this is a joke#I’m a firm believer that peter is din who got plastic surgery
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So yuki and michael already bowling together shhshshsjsbbaha daniel and pierre found dead at aisle 5
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