#Bally Gill

[mad-scientist-enthusiast]

Real Rashid thought Daniel Molloy's book would be his big break. Once a well-respected agent of the Talamasca with a window office in the London HQ, Rashid felt that he had been demoted in a way by having to play butler in Dubai for the past 5 years. He really thought he could crack this Armand guy by appealing to his upbringing in the Islamic faith, however he severely underestimated just how long it had been since the subject was last human. Armand was alien to him; a creature he couldn't begin to understand. But still, Rashid tried his best to do so, eventually working his way up the penthouse staff until he became the personal assistant of the undead couple. He expected a breakthrough— maybe a promotion in the Talamasca, or a raise in his pay from the vampires—but none came. Instead he suffered through ushering purchased victims to their inhuman executioner, setting the table for a meal of freshly sedated rabbit, and sanitizing the bedroom after some particularly messy BDSM activities. Rashid quickly learned that all the blood he had to clean was actually his employers' ejaculate, which caused him to take a massive hit of psychic damage each time he rinsed it off of one of their silicone sex toys. All this is to say, Rashid really thought Daniel would be his ticket out. The man was an expert at pissing these vampires off; he knew just where to strike his blows, what questions to ask, what faults to uncover. Rashid knew this would end with a bang, however this was not the kind of bang he anticipated. Rashid had no problem with gay people; he hung out with a few queers in his time at Oxford. But there's a difference between being gay, and impersonating your staff member for a BDSM roleplay thing with your husband to psychosexually manipulate an old man. He thought the explosive divorce would be the end of these antics, but that was foolish of Rashid. As he walked to the bedroom door, iPad in hand, hoping to catch the vampire Armand in a moment of solace so that the two of them could finalize his divorce settlement with Louis de Pointe du Lac, he heard the faint sound of movement inside. That should have been enough to put him off, but in his defense, he really didn't expect to open the door and see his employer spreading a pair of 69 year old asscheeks and promptly sticking his tongue inside. Daniel Molloy, his one saving grace, was handcuffed to the bars behind the bed and decidedly very naked. His whole body was flushed and blood dripped from his neck and other places where Armand had undoubtedly bit him. It was then that Daniel Molloy looked over at him, and Rashid felt his blood run cold. All his hopes and dreams of getting out of this job flew out the window. He could see it already; Armand taking him with when he moves out of the penthouse, and he'd be playing butler for another 5 years—this time in America where Armand has moved in with Daniel Molloy. Rashid had witnessed more than his fair share of vampire genitals in his time with Armand and Louis, and he did NOT want to see any more wrinkled old man dick!! And so it was then that Real Rashid finally decided to quit his job. The Talamasca did not have good enough healthcare benefits to make up for the psychological damage he would have from staying under Armand's employment.

[verified-villain-fxcker]

We are so back besties!!!!!

[debdarkpetal]

[lesbians4armand]

no but really i do think a lot about how assad zaman and bally gill already knew each other for AT LEAST 6 or 7 years prior to iwtv and how much funnier that makes the whole rashid situation. because imagine you audition for a minor character role as a servant in a horror series only to be told that no, actually, you’re playing one of the most major and important characters in it. and then you get to call your friend and go hey i have a role for you and it’s going to be really funny i promise.

[jorbus-mcdoorbus]

real rashid is stronger than any us marine, bro had his boss come to him and say “hey man you have the week off, i’m gonna cosplay you in a sexual way.” and then he came back to work.

[love-filter]

[iwtv-az-hours]

"Catch me getting hunted by some sexy ass vampires"

Elander Moore on insta

bonus: Real Rashid & victim of the week BFFs

[cafecitoeddie]

"That’s why I’m coming after you, Real Rashid. You, I can fucking break!" ↳ Real Rashid | S2E1

[losingbenni]

"That's why I'm coming after you, Real Rashid. You I can fucking break!"

BALLY GILL as Real Rashid

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2024) 2.01 – What Can the Damned Really Say to the Damned

[brotherconstant]

Agent Singh Bally Gill in Slow Horses | Season 1

[duke-of-gloom]

I'm sorry, but if the casting is correct, I'm going to lose my shit.

Armand straight up stole his employee's identity and did a slutty cosplay of him.

Notice how the real Rashid doesn't have his titties out.

[dykesynthezoid]

I will do whatever it takes to get this man his Rashid Show

[debdarkpetal]

[owlsnotes]

Remember how Daniel said to Real Rashid that he is the one that he can "fucking break" and get some information?

Isn't it funny, that in the final Daniel broke everyone (including even himself), but he didn't break Real Rashid? That's a professional

[sauronism]

rashid as the main lead for the talamasca show would be unstoppable. like... he's more than "Real Rashid" and i need AMC to wake the fuck up and secure bally gill immediately.