#BadJoke

[marinaescamaazul]

A cheesy joke that I drew years ago...and it still amuses me. 😅

[pandathemonium]

if you’re bi and have a preference for a gender, are you bi-ased?

and further,

If you’re biromantic asexual and you have a preference for a gender, are you bi-aced?

(many thanks to my friend for the additional bit)

[jhoumous]

Vegan joke

[euphoric-daylight]

Merry christmas :DDDDD

I'm sorry for not posting anything, these days haven't been the best, so I brought some Christmas drawings

Your gift has arrived !-

Please tell me if you guys liked my way of drawing Tintin

Byeeee :DDDDD

[jubjifromjubji]

yuri is my job and girl, im unemployed.

[msbeepbeep]

I ended up cleaning out my garage yesterday and was kinda taking a nostalgic trip down memory lane and it got me thinking of some of the jokes I heard from friends in high school that never left me, so I'll be posting those this week lol. So many anti jokes. I also just discovered ToonSquid for the iPad so I'm relearning a lot but so far this program is absolutely awesome!

[biblicallyaccurateopossum]

what do you call it when someone waves you over a mile?

a wavelength.

[alanstudios]

Bad Meme 4

What is going on here? Who keeps posting these bad memes on my Tumblr page?

[pianotrees]

Christ without HRT is just cis.

Trans Jesus confirmed

[cedarlili]

A l’otta bread #otterbaking #badjoke #sillyart #midjourneyart https://www.instagram.com/p/CoEGPWBI-T8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[cloud-pug]

some brawl stars renders I did

so uh I found out how to render on my phone. So I experienced with it! And it's kinda fun!

With this power I can make even more badjokes >:3

I also did partyrules!

And more badjokes (help-)

I'll probably even redraw some of these because why not-

[myurch]

i'm sorry

[pandathemonium]

what do you call the basics of bread making? Fun-dough-mentals

[nonipunssif]

[English/Español]

Unestable(my AU) Royalteeth. Just because Its dynamics are beautiful ❤️

Their relationship is much like that of Angel Dust (Like Kinger) and Husk(Like caine) from Hazbin Hotel, So they are very dysfunctional with their emotions and actions towards each other (more so if Kinger in the AU is Jax and Caine is Zooble)

Personally, I liked the result, only that the tip of Kinger's head looks bad xd

[Español]

Unstable! Royalteeth (mi AU). Solo porque su dinámica es hermosa ❤️

Su relación es muy parecida a la de Angel Dust (como Kinger) y Husk (como Caine) de Hazbin Hotel, por lo que son muy disfuncionales con sus emociones y acciones mutuas (más aún si Kinger en el AU es Jax y Caine es Zooble)

Personalmente, me ha gustado el resultado, solo que la punta de la cabeza de Kinger se ve mal xd

[table42dot]

[nyrita0]

so, Acty likes bdsm?

Act-ler Headcanons

well technically these would be canon.. cause.. i created him.. but whatever..

random

He enjoys telling children Santa isn't real

He usually doesn't unwrap candy before eating it, he thinks the wrappers edible too

He's done a broadway show based on the 2012 movie

For some reason he can't handle the fact he's 6'4 and wears 3-4 inch heels half the time

He takes joy in intimidating employees

He probably has tea time with his designers

wholesome

Big spoon all the way

Touch-starved

He owns a blank body pillow that takes up the other side of his bed

He has Hikki's letters framed on the walls in his room

He began referencing lines from Hikki's poems in dialogue in some of his newer romance plays in the works

i gave up

sad?? (tw abuse)

He hasn't acted in as many plays due to his parent's past influence on his enjoyment for performing

Before the plays he acts in, he has to remind himself that he's doing it for himself and not [REDACTED]

He's learned to view abuse as affection

Any time anyone is hostile towards him he becomes incredibly defensive

He dislikes not wearing any makeup due to old marks and scars