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Chucklefuck

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so I was in this little clothing store today and I asked if they had a bathroom and the guy goes “on sure right down the stairs” but I get to the bottom of the stairs and

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Every few months for the past 5 years I've been like "I should listen to Randy buying a bookshelf off Gumtree again"

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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I'm just thinking. If one was to conceive right now, they could, possibly, hypothetically, create Dashcon Baby 2.

I'm not saying you should.

But you could.

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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

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he did it again

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Gonna use a level 9 spell slot to think a swear word

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Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

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Anti-Magic Socks: any magic spell does not affect your feet while wearing them! The rest of your body is affected normally

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Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!