#Bad wizard

[llamamamarisen92]

Grief in Waterdeep - A Gathering of Friends

TW: alcoholism, threats, danger, sad, violence, death

Gale was different. This was not the magnaminous wizard they travelled with. He didn't seem... sad. Morrena had sent messages to all of them about the state He was in.

But as they were gathered in his receiving room he greeted them as if nothing in the world was wrong. But there was no joy in his interactions. His smiles and laughter coming into conflict with the hardness of his eyes.

After a few hours of drinking with old friends, Astarion finally came around to asking him about Helena. A bit of annoyance lacing his voice.

"You seem awfully fine for a man who lost the love of his life." Astarion's gaze was hard. Unwilling to shy away as Gales face settled into a dangerous expression. Gale quickly schooled his face back into his former composure.

"It would seem you are not here merely to visit then?" He scanned all of them, the energy in the room shifted uncomfortably. "Well, since you are all here perhaps we can discuss some things."

Gale settled into an intricately carved chair next to the fire place. Whiskey in his hand. Astarion noted the amount of times he repoured the liquid in that glass. Clearly his tolerance had grown since there was hardly a slur.

Gale sipped from his glass and a strange smile spread across his face. There seemed to be an unknown force whispering in his ear. "Since you are all here, perhaps.. perhaps you could be of assistance to me." Leaning forward, he propped his free hand on his knee. "It turns out on our little adventure we unwittingly uncovered the key to bringing Helena back."

Alarm bells signaled in Astarion's brain. He had spent enough time around mad men to recognize the tell tale signs in his friend. But part of him was intrigued at the notion of Helena being back in their lives. They had failed in their romance, but she was his very best friend in the entire world.

Gale assessed Astarion, recognizing the spark of interest. "You know as much as I do how special she was. She saved the entire world. Perhaps it is time for the world to repay that debt." He pulled out the tome they found in Ketheric's bed chambers.

Halsin immediately stood up in a surge of rage. "You wouldn't dare attempt such madness. You know this is not what she would have wanted!"

Gale pierced them all with a withering look. "She would have wanted to live." He got up to stand in front of the window. Halsin pursued him, reaching for the book. A wave flashed from Gale, sending Halsin clear across the room. Gale turned around, a dangerous calm settled on him.

"You can stand with me or you can stand against me." Gale snarled as he spat out the next words. "But do not mistake me. I am not asking permission. If you try to stop me I will kill you. And not a single force in the heavens or hells could shield you from my wrath."

The tower grew dark, wind snuffing out the candles that kept it lit. Astarion stared in disbelief as an uncomprehensible power seemed to eminate from Gale. The tower lock clicked and it seemed there would be no escape from what would happen next. Astarion heard Shadowheart whisper. "Dear gods."

[id-feminist]

Wizards turned the princess into a sad cat.

[egophiliac]

(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

[ecstarry]

regulus who sends the most normal and natural pics of him throughout the day to james and james just absolutely losing it every single time as if it was the first time he’s seeing regulus

[feykrorovaan]

If there's a wizard out there that wants to take my allergies to give to their worst enemy, I will give them to you for the low,low cost of absolutely free.

[ichiwashername-o]

Elphaba: WHO WROTE THE GRIMMERIE

*cocks shotgun*

I JUST WANNA TALK.

-

Fiyero's not salty at Elphaba per se, but damn, sometimes when you read something that quirks your eyebrow, you gotta take a step back and reconsider.

Elphaba didn't exactly have time to do that so can we really blame her?

We can, however, blame the absolute masochist that wrote the Grimmerie.

No but for real, whoever created that spellbook was an absolute troll. Just sheer genie level of manipulation and word-twisting and "you better cross your T's and dot your I's because I can and will exploit every vague unclear word you speak to be as horrific as possible."

[fiasco95]

Regulus, Barty and Evan walking by, the couple sneering and glaring at the other two Marauders while Regulus doesn’t spare them a single glance.

James: Well if it isn’t Regulus Black and his ladies-in-waiting!

James: Regulus wants me so bad.

Peter: You’ve never even talked to him before!

James: Oh, I’ve talked to him, okay?

Peter:

James: …in my mind.

James: And let me tell you, in my mind….he wants me so bad.

[ryuuna]

love me a woman who can kick my ass

[choccy-milky]

how to scare a goody two-shoes ravenclaw 👵🏻

[managone16]

Barty, wondering where the fuck everyone was: Everyone: Regulus, shouting at a party: Ev, where is Barty? Evan: Barty? Regulus, pausing: Y'know, your boyfriend, the one we're having this party for. Evan: Evan: I will be right back. Regulus: YOU FORGOT TO TELL YOUR ONLY BOYFRIEND ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY-

[jitterbugbear]

Lesson no. 274859: NEVER EVER STEAL FROM A WITCH. YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON 💥

[that-bitch-kat3]

remus after telling the girls about how beautiful sirius’ hair is for 25 minutes: i’m not usually this desperate for the record-

lily: of course-

marlene: why are you lying?

[kasdim]

Working late...

[galedekarios]

😾

[gipitothefrog]

the rosier twins 🤝 the Black brothers

being hot af siblings

[pratchettquotes]

"I just wanted to make the point." "Good point, well made," said Ridcully, dismissing it instantly.

Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals