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Grief in Waterdeep - A Gathering of Friends
TW: alcoholism, threats, danger, sad, violence, death
Gale was different. This was not the magnaminous wizard they travelled with. He didn't seem... sad. Morrena had sent messages to all of them about the state He was in.
But as they were gathered in his receiving room he greeted them as if nothing in the world was wrong. But there was no joy in his interactions. His smiles and laughter coming into conflict with the hardness of his eyes.
After a few hours of drinking with old friends, Astarion finally came around to asking him about Helena. A bit of annoyance lacing his voice.
"You seem awfully fine for a man who lost the love of his life." Astarion's gaze was hard. Unwilling to shy away as Gales face settled into a dangerous expression. Gale quickly schooled his face back into his former composure.
"It would seem you are not here merely to visit then?" He scanned all of them, the energy in the room shifted uncomfortably. "Well, since you are all here perhaps we can discuss some things."
Gale settled into an intricately carved chair next to the fire place. Whiskey in his hand. Astarion noted the amount of times he repoured the liquid in that glass. Clearly his tolerance had grown since there was hardly a slur.
Gale sipped from his glass and a strange smile spread across his face. There seemed to be an unknown force whispering in his ear. "Since you are all here, perhaps.. perhaps you could be of assistance to me." Leaning forward, he propped his free hand on his knee. "It turns out on our little adventure we unwittingly uncovered the key to bringing Helena back."
Alarm bells signaled in Astarion's brain. He had spent enough time around mad men to recognize the tell tale signs in his friend. But part of him was intrigued at the notion of Helena being back in their lives. They had failed in their romance, but she was his very best friend in the entire world.
Gale assessed Astarion, recognizing the spark of interest. "You know as much as I do how special she was. She saved the entire world. Perhaps it is time for the world to repay that debt." He pulled out the tome they found in Ketheric's bed chambers.
Halsin immediately stood up in a surge of rage. "You wouldn't dare attempt such madness. You know this is not what she would have wanted!"
Gale pierced them all with a withering look. "She would have wanted to live." He got up to stand in front of the window. Halsin pursued him, reaching for the book. A wave flashed from Gale, sending Halsin clear across the room. Gale turned around, a dangerous calm settled on him.
"You can stand with me or you can stand against me." Gale snarled as he spat out the next words. "But do not mistake me. I am not asking permission. If you try to stop me I will kill you. And not a single force in the heavens or hells could shield you from my wrath."
The tower grew dark, wind snuffing out the candles that kept it lit. Astarion stared in disbelief as an uncomprehensible power seemed to eminate from Gale. The tower lock clicked and it seemed there would be no escape from what would happen next. Astarion heard Shadowheart whisper. "Dear gods."
#gale#gale of waterdeep#astarion#bg3 fanfiction#bg3#necromancy#ketheric thorm#halsin#Bad wizard#gale x tav#Death#Villain
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Wizards turned the princess into a sad cat.
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
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If there's a wizard out there that wants to take my allergies to give to their worst enemy, I will give them to you for the low,low cost of absolutely free.
#feykrorovaan#wizard#magic#good wizard#bad wizard#I don't care#wizard posting#wizard tumblr#wizardblr#wizard post#please take my allergies from me#I'm begging you
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Just had a friend show me a conversation in a fan discord about Suvi as a Black American woman in the context of the fallout from the election. And honestly? Yeah. The blueprint is simple: Black women are expected to put their own priorities and emotions on hold to show up for everyone else's battles and hold endless space for everyone's feelings while simultaneously weathering attacks on our character (oh she's so angry/aggressive/violent/rude) and authority (she's a woke hire/affirmative action quota/nepobaby) without complaint. We're expected to save the day under nigh-impossible circumstance, and with fewer resources and support that is AT BEST, conditional.
So yeah, relistening to Suvi's speech in The Witness hurts now. Because that's exactly the feeling I'm wrestling with, and what I see mirrored in the Black women around me. We are exhausted and angry and sad. Those voter percentages are a betrayal of "we" that was promised by other marginalized groups when speaking of the interconnectedness of our liberation. And the unexamined expectation that we immediately rise from the depths of our despair to prepare for the next fight is a cruelty. Suvi isn't real, but if this helps lend empathy toward actual Black women in the world, then I'm glad.
#worlds beyond number#the wizard the witch and the wild one#there's a reason I spent so much time scrapping with fans misremembering plot#always with the aim of painting Suvi as 'the bad/mean one' universally responsible for any party friction#i've clocked dozens upon dozens of threads maligning her and nitpicking every choice she makes#and holding her alone to a ridiculous standard of behavior#while rooting for her to experience enough pain/loss to bend her to their preferred trajectory#and dismissing her emotions as Citadel programming unworthy of consideration#it's just more fucking misogynoir at the end of the day#i saw a post calling her an abuser for not being *nice* enough to Ame when she arrived at the conclave#and all i can think is 'why do you need her to mask her VALID emotions for others' sakes?'#and then i remember she's a black woman#and i get really tired for her (and me)#don't worry#i'll return to funky lil shitposts and art reblogs soon
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Peter betraying James…but not like the way you think. Regulus and Sirius live together.
Regulus, greeting the Marauders on his way out: Remus. Peter. Potter.
James: Wha— Why am I still ‘Potter’ but Pete’s Peter???
Peter: Reg and I have bonded. We’ve shared a joint. Staple of friendship.
Peter, turning to Reg as he gets ready to leave: Actually, hey Regulus— if your date tonight doesn’t work out then wanna go on a date with me?
Regulus: Yeah, sure why not?
Peter, grinning at James: How about that Prongs? I’ve been friends with Regulus for 72 hours and I’ve secured a sure-why-not-date with him.
James: You—
Peter, with a menacing smile: And you who’s had a crush on him for who-knows how long….has accomplished what?
James, looking horrified: TRAITOR! I’VE BEEN BETRAYED!!!! TREASON—!
Peter, losing his absolute shit:
Bonus
Sirius, watching from the sitting room: Do I even want to know?
Remus: No. No you don’t, sweetheart.
#Peter got that ratrizz#Peter isn’t bad in this universe but he IS a menace#regulus black#james potter#sirius black#remus lupin#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#james loves regulus#regulus black is a little shit#peter pettigrew#wolfstar#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#dead gay wizards
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love me a woman who can kick my ass
#ryuunart#elden ring#rellana#rellana twin moon knight#rennala queen of the full moon#tiche#tarnished#leda#ring is made of the same material as messmer's helmet#local wizard queen cuts hair with sword#it's bad
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Genuinely being a single woman in my thirties, living alone, is such a mixed blessing sometimes. I do love my house and when I'm here I literally never want to leave. But on the other hand, I do get tired of leaving to go hang out with people, even though I love seeing them. Especially because I have such a great group of friends but they live all over the place, geographically, and therefore most of them don't know each other. And I actually really love hosting? But I never have people in my house because logistically it's always more practical for me to go to them than vice versa.
But sometimes I buy new old dishes and wanna just have a little fancy wizard party, but all my guests are far away. Please may I have the teleport spell. Or a high-speed commuter rail system.
#Hazard of moving to a city where i dont have people locally i guess#a very insular city at that#and honestly i am not lonely! I have lovely freinds! But I do miss the college days of everyone basically living in walking distance#in one city#as opposed to now#where DND takes me the width of the state on a weekly basis#usually the only time there are groups of people in my house is around christmas for the family holidays#and like...in the overall balance of my life this works#me going to my people is the logical choice#and its not a bad thing#but most of my friend groups are...local clusters where I am the out-of-towner these days#which again: fine; i knew that going in when I decided to move where I did and overall its the best call#but also sometimes I want to just load up the whole crew in detroit and tell them we're heading to mine this time#dont worry there'll be fancy little finger sammiches when we get there#just give me an excuse to use the wizard plates
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Lesson no. 274859: NEVER EVER STEAL FROM A WITCH. YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON 💥
#animated in procreate + ae#i put many an hour into this#this is enhanced by the shitty sounds. they are on purpose. I KNOW IT SOUNDS BAD#rotating tiny stealing wizards in my mind at all times#can you tell this started as a bg study because i can#art#jitterbugbear art#artists on tumblr#animation#2d animation#digital art#procreate#wizard#fantasy art#thats it for the tags wahhooo i hope someone enjoys this im going to post the two bgs for this separately sometime soon
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remus after telling the girls about how beautiful sirius’ hair is for 25 minutes: i’m not usually this desperate for the record-
lily: of course-
marlene: why are you lying?
#marlene’s gotta tell it like it is#and remus is down bad#marauders#marauders era#sirius black#the marauders#remus lupin#harry potter#wolfstar#the marauders era#mwpp era#lily evans#lily potter#marauders headcanon#marauders incorrect quotes#dead gay wizards#young marauders#atyd#dead gay wizards from the 70s#hp marauders#mwpp#incorrect marauders quotes#atyd fandom#marauders fandom#the marauders fandom#harry potter marauders#marlene mckinnon#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#incorrect harry potter quotes
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😾
#bg3edit#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate 3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gamingedit#videogameedit#dailygaming#ch: gale dekarios#vg: baldur's gate 3#series: baldur's gate#gif: mybg3#he's so grumpy at the goblin camp#it smells bad#the idea of a good time is chasing a chicken (owlbear) through the mud#and cooking up ppl#where's the piano suites#the waterdhavian cheese and the arabellan dry#anyhow i love it when wizards get fussy (((':
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Working late...
#cassandra dimitrescu#resident lover#I wanted to do a thing where Cassandra goes into a cult after a bad ending and then writes scripts for each loop.#But I have to write the text on paper.#And it's too difficult for me.#and the fact that I'm writing this text in a translator doesn't help :')#I might start calling every artist wizard#because idc how to draw you all talented witches
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the rosier twins 🤝 the Black brothers
being hot af siblings
#marauders#sirius black#regulus black#evan rosier#pandora rosier#rosier twins#the black brothers#most noble and ancient house of black#and they both have bad parents too#But this ain’t about them#dead gay wizards#Wolfstar#rosekiller#jegulus#pandalily
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wanting permission, asking forgiveness. ah. you're so kind to me. (id in alt)
#witch hat atelier#orufrey#olruggio#qifrey#niksartstuffs#i am not immune to gay people. sorry they are like a modern CLAMP pairing to me.#i feel bad drawing wizard yaoi when my real favourite is coco. cocooo my child! niko is a noted main character enjoyer so. i will draw her.
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you lose sight of it, somehow, when you consort with gods: how fragile mortals are, and how precious.
[gale of waterdeep & my pc, mayhew of nowhere in particular]
#mayhew is a gnome warlock/wizard who makes bad choices#mild act 1 goblin camp spoilers in tags that follow:#the fight was bc Mayhew hubris'd his way into Dror Ragzlin's mind but failed to hubris his way out#for some reason dror and all 99 of his favorite friends got mad about that#Shadowheart got HORRIBLY murdered in the spider pit. Mayhew got ensnared in vines while in an acid pool and taking arrows (lol)#i ran out of healing potions#gale and lae'zel survived to flee with the bodies of their friends#play on tactician guys it makes your games deliciously dramatic#anyway the rituals between mayhew and gale are intricate#mayhew#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3#baldur's gate 3#sky does bg3#my art#referenced a pose from pexels -- they're a great site check em out#galehew
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