#Bachelorette parties

[hellcheerficdatabase]

I Do, I Do, I Do (I Do, I Do)

Author: badfanfictionaire, LittleMarySunshine, LittleMissKnowItAll Rating/Warning: Teen and up audience Chapter Count: 9/9 Description: three couples three engagements three weddings three months apart ready? steddie? GO! Tags: Alternate universe- modern au, alternate universe- no vecna, this has hellcheer, steddie, and rovickie, engagements, bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, wedding planning, implied sex, fluff, wedding planning, it's so cute, alternating POV, multiple chapters, status: Completed

[taratarotgreene]

Weekly Astrology May 27 to June and Rare Power

The main features this week Angry wounded explosive energies, unusual information, protests, chaos and a rare POWER amp up May 29 Mars conjuncts Chiron in ARIES at 22 degrees at 10:08 am PDT, 1:08 pm EDT,5:08 pm May 30 MERCURY conjuncts URANUS at 24+ TAURUS at 10:54 pm PDT May 31 at 1:54 am EDT JUNE 2 JUPITER TRINE PLUTO at 1 degree AQUARIUS at 5:13 pm PDT 8:13 pm EDT A big week for ARIES and…

[thehumanarkle]

There was literally no reason for my brain to have come up with this meme just now, but here we are.

[fingeringweightyarn]

so i went to a cishet woman’s bach party this weekend. i love my friend dearly, and i had a ton of fun doing the little culty things that all bach parties do, but damn

being around all those women made me think the thoughts of my teenage years “oh god i’m doing girl wrong” but i’m not a girl! i’m not a woman! i don’t need to be doing any of that gender performance to feel comfortable in my body!

even to this day i am having to push down those thoughts and remind myself i don’t need to be doing the things they do to be women in order to be accepted. gahhhhh

i did shave my legs tho, so

[vamprisms]

those three dilfs from mamma mia are so lucky they're in a romantic comedy and are only faced with undetermined paternity hijinks when they accept a mysterious out-of-the-blue invitation to an island and don't end up in some scary horror movie plot like the menu or the most dangerous game or scooby-doo 2002

[discoverypoint]

Skipping the alcohol at your bachelor or bachelorette party could save your big day. Here are some sober party ideas to try.

[theliterateape]

Notes from the Post-it Wall | Week of April 9, 2023

By David Himmel

• Being at a hemophilia conference with tattoos feels like an unintended and unfortunate brag.

• Justice Clarence Thomas is exactly the guy today he was in 1991. An angry, entitled, hateful prick with little regard for rules that impact him.

• It’s always a shame when you wake up next to an unfinished glass of whiskey.

• Say what you will about Florida, drivers have an unusual amount of respect for runners. And yes, it does still smell like a moldy washcloth.

• Bachelor and bachelorette parties are to celebrate our last nights of freedom. Why do we hurry into relationship slavery? Slavery has never been a good thing. We either need to rethink how we view love, rethink how we love each other, or stay single and free and enjoy not having to share a bed.

• I dunno, you guys… I think Marjorie Taylor Greene is a little demented. If only America had better mental health treatment options.

[incognitopolls]

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[jollyreginaldrancher]

They look like they're about to engage in the world's saddest lap dance

[trivia-yandere]

bad decisions

you're getting married on valentine's day - but somehow, you allow a stripper to fuck you in front of your brides' maids and maid of honor. @momnomnom @sweetempathprunetree @darkuni63 @whipwhoops

word count: 1.252

warning: stripper jimin, cheating reader, affair au, public sex, voyeurism, oral (m receiving), unprotected sex, slight girl on girl, creampie, bad friends lol, revenge plot???, it's 2 am and this is what i thought of, lolz,

Valentine's Day Masterlist

You were beginning to remember when your fiancee didn’t like your friends. 

“They’re single and you aren’t.” was an argument you heard often. “They’ll influence you to act just as single as them.” was another.

With each argument, you were stern in shooting him down, stating that even if your friends were single and a bit out there - you weren’t. But you would say that the problem came deeper than that. Your soon to be husband had his own secret affairs - a drunk one at that - that resulted in a pregnancy and a child he pays for monthly, but refuses to see. Maybe that’s why he believes you’d do the same to him in an act of revenge - but you got over that part in the relationship (even if your friends were upset with you). You loved him, you thought.

Now as you watch your friends, all equally as drunk as you - if not more - scatter around the man, all on their knees. The sight is truly a filthy one - the hotel room lights were dim while the music played in the background. The man - Jimin was his name - stands before your friends, a cocky grin on his lips. He isn’t hesitating in allowing your friends to wrap their mouths around his cock, even allowing his eyes to flicker to you every few moments.

You shouldn’t be here, were your sober thoughts. You were getting married the following morning to the man you loved - this was just a bachelorette party with your friends. A party your fiancee was worried about you attending, but you assured him that it would be nothing.

This…this was not nothing.

“Just try it, Y/N.” one of your friends - a bridesmaid at that - slurs from Jimin’s cock, her hand pumping it. “Live in the moment.”

“I’m getting married tomorrow.” you shake your head slightly, hot underneath Jimin’s gaze. You swallow thickly - Jimin is an attractive man. His eyes are as sharp as his jawline, and he understands his beauty. He flaunts it and had since he appeared in the room as a dancer - one you were not expecting to see. 

“On Valentine’s day?” Jimin questions, his voice soft and smooth - almost melodic. “How sweet.”

You gulp, feeling your legs tighten together. You were not a prude - you and your friends had been in this position many times before. You all watched one another act far too whorish with a man - but this was different. You were to be wed just tomorrow - and they were inviting you in this filthy mess.

“Then why not enjoy your last night as a free woman doing something scandalous?” Jimin questions. He wraps his own hand onto his cock - thick and veiny with a red tip - and begins to pump. “It’ll be our little secret.”

Your heart is racing outside your chest. You feel yourself become nauseous with Jimin’s stare - it’s as though the room began to spin and it was just you and him, you are under his spell completely.

You don’t realize when you yourself fall to your knees and you crawl to the man - not until your lips are around said cock and you’re sucking him. His hands are tangled into your hair and he’s encouraging you.

This is wrong, you tell yourself. You weren’t a free woman in the slightest - you had a soon to be husband. But the adrenaline running through you is intoxicating - it causes you to fit Jimin deeper and deeper into your throat until you’re gagging on him. And even then, you didn’t want to stop. 

Jimin’s moans hit your ears, his breathing hitching with each gag of your throat. Your fingernails clench his naked thigh to bring him even more - if possible - into your throat. You’re wet, lingering clenching onto your body so tight that you wish you could take it off and be free from it.

“Get up.” Jimin commands, soft voice bringing you back to reality. He removes his cock from inside your mouth, a string of saliva connecting it. “You’re sucking like you haven’t been fucked in years.”

Your friends are hollering, all clapping and cheering. You allow Jimin to take you to the large bed, pressing you firmly against it. 

“Your husband’s lucky.” Jimin cackles, as if taunting you - mocking that you were cheating on the man you are to be married to. 

The lingerie isn’t taken off of you. Instead, Jimin hooks a finger into your pantie and pushes it aside. He whistles. “So wet. I knew you liked me, baby.”

The bed dips, your friends surrounding you. One friend - your maid of honor - is behind you. She offers a drunk smile and nods. “It’s okay, Y/N.” she assures  - but it wasn’t.

Your maid of honor holds your arms as Jimin enters you. Your back arches and you release a deep groan.

“It feels good, doesn’t it?” Jimin laughs, picking up the pace of his thrusts. He’s unsure just how influenced you are with your friends, but it cannot be a good sign if you were willing to cheat on your husband so easily. Yet, he cannot be bothered to care. 

Jimin pounds inside of you, wet skin hitting one another. The voices of your friends are background noise, a mix of laughter, moans and claps. You aren’t sure which friend is clenching your breasts, but you’re positive one has her hands on your clit.

“This is the wildest bachelorette party I attended.” Jimin grunts as you clench around him. Your friends were far too into it as you were, a few kissing one another while the rest pleasured you along with him. If you did this before, he isn’t certain - but neither of you appeared shy.

“Does it feel good?” your maid of honor asks, coming down to whisper in your ear. 

“Feels so good…!” you exclaim, your juices coating Jimin’s cock entirely - you didn’t even assure that he wore a condom. 

“How about you cum in her?” your maid of honor asks, laughing at your fucked out expression. “Give her a little present she’ll never forget.”

Jimin shudders, eyes wide. What exactly was your friend suggesting?

No matter, he thinks. You aren’t protesting, so why should he?

Jimin drills into you even harder, hell bent on doing what your maid of honor asked. You’re not denying him, you’re moaning for more and more and more-

“F-Fuck!” you shout, feeling yourself come undone before them, your friends fingers overstimulating your throbbing clit. 

Jimin’s cock is coated white with your cum and he cannot help but cum himself. He trembles, unsure when the last time he came in someone raw like this - and it was just as exciting. 

You feel tired when Jimin removes himself from inside of you, unable to open your eyes fully. 

“We can pay you extra.” your maid of honor suggests, noticing that you have fallen asleep. 

“No need.” Jimin murmurs, eyeing your sleeping figure. “What did you mean by leaving her a present she won’t forget?”

Your maid of honor chuckles. “No doubt she’ll be pregnant.” she says nonchalantly. “That husband of her’s cheated on her first and had a child. Y/N’s just dumb and agreed to stay with him. I say it’s karma. A little revenge.”

Jimin watches as your friend giggles even more. “Watching him raise another man's child while he ignores the child he had when he cheated on her.”

Jimin swallows, unsure of what to say in the situation. 

It was none of his business, Jimin thinks.

[essektheylyss]

The other thing about living vicariously through people blogging about their playthroughs of bg3 is that it really does make the game sound like a dating sim. The most important thing I know about this game is that no matter who you're playing, everyone at the forgotten realms tadpole brain worm party desires you carnally.

[almond-tofu-chan]

tennessee miku. tennesseeku.

[kneelingshadowsalome]

say, if when König and reader decide to marry there's not a snowflakes chance in hell that reader gets to have a lil bachelorette party with strippers and debauchery ofc

but how would he react to reader asking him to do a little strip routine before their wedding, as a little gift??

I’m sorry for being so awful (again) but considering how much gets lost in translation with König…. He would take this assignment and misinterpret it a bit 🥲

Arrives at your place in full gear one night, thinking you want to play hide and seek with his alter ego. You relatively know about him wearing some hood on his secret missions, that he looks a certain way at work, but you’re NOT prepared to meet a tall, menacing, kinda hot terrorist dude inside your house at 9 PM.

“Why are you fighting? I thought you wanted this,” he would gruff in your ear with some confusion in his voice, and that’s when you finally recognize it’s your future husband who’s trying to manhandle you into submission in the middle of the night.

You have no idea when “stripping for you and/or fucking you in sexy mil gear” turned into “breaking and entering to have his way with his bride”, but the guy you’re marrying for sure is even crazier than you thought :/

[peraltuki]

Sam at the club

David at the club

[pandapool]

Wade: you know how there's a Stag Do and a Hen Do? Wade: i think we should established a Deer Do and a Cock Do Logan: it's 3am please let me sleep

[thixcy]

Good Moaning 🌞 &

Have a splendid and beautiful Sunday 💋💋