#Baby Harry Potter

[whore-of-hogwarts06]

AU where Dad James Potter has a crush on baker Regulus Black:

James and five-year-old Harry: *enter bakery*

James, to Harry: Go on, buddy, tell the nice baker what you want.

Harry: *shyly walks up to Regulus*

Regulus: What can I get you, cupcake?

Harry: *giggles* I’m not a cupcake!

Regulus, with a wide grin: Oh! I’m so sorry, you’re so sweet, I mistook you for one!

Harry, pointing to James: My dad thinks you’re sweet, too!

*James and Regulus freeze and just stare at each other*

Harry, continuing his yapping: He talks about you all the time. He thinks you’re really pretty and that you have a nice a-

James: *grabs a random cupcake and slaps a 50 on the table before grabbing Harry and fleeing the bakery*

[not-rab]

Harry, jumping out of Regulus’ closet: BOO!

Regulus:

Harry:

Regulus:

Harry: *makes a sad face*

Regulus: Ahh Merlin you scared me!!

[pottermagiczz]

Sirius trying to teach lil Harry his name

Sirius: Harry, say Padfoot

Harry:

Sirius: C'mon lil guy, Pad-foot

Harry: Moo-ee

Sirius: No Harry, Pad-foot

Harry: MOO-EE

Sirius: You're one lil sh*t, aren't you?

Harry: Sh*t!

Sirius: F*CK! DON'T SAY THAT!

Remus, entering the room: Hey Harry, having fun?

Harry: F*ck! Sh*t!

Remus: ...

Remus, CaLmLy: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT!?

Harry: Pad-foooo

[courfee]

Sirius stealing his best friend's son and jacket

[jaioes]

Ive given you everything i have in this war dumbledore, but i cant give you him .-lily

Dumbledore informs the order of harrys prophecy.(idk if its canon compliant.pretend it is) .

[starzionn]

jegulus picking harry up from preschool but one of the moms starts obnoxiously flirting with james while they wait for the kids to be dismissed. james is somewhat clueless, because he’s so social and thinks she’s just making polite conversation. he pleasantly engages while regulus is literally fuming right next to him. the lady is like twirling her hair n shii and openly hitting on james, while regulus is standing right there. so while the lady is complementing james’ figure, gushing on and on, “gosh, i can tell you work out a lot , you must be so dedicated!” regulus interjects their conversation and says, “yeah, his figure is even better when you’ve seen all of it-“

james jolts in suprise, blushing, scolding, “reg!” the mom looks towards regulus for the first time and sneers in a challenge. regulus shoots her a smug expression right back, reciprocating the challenge. it’s that moment when the kids start pouring out the building and harry runs out yelling “pa!!!!” “dad!!!!”. reg kneels, prompting harry to jump into his arms. when he does, reg swings him up with an enthusiastic “heyy buddy!” and “how’s my little haz-elnut?” while harry giggles, reg leans him towards james so he can greet his son as well, and while james is busy cooing over harry regulus shoots the now sour-faced woman a wink before starting off with his gorgeous husband and adorable little boy. moral of the story; don’t challenge regulus black.

[sunnysaystuff]

james trying to make harry say 'daddy'

James: Come on, Harry, say 'daddy!' Daaaa-deee. Harry: Muma! James: No, Harry, daddy. Daaaaddy. Da-dee. Harry: Papa! James: *under his breath* What the fuck >:( Harry: ...fUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a gremlin) Regulus: *enters the room right that moment* JAMES!!! Harry: Papa!!!! Fuck!!! James: *...literal deer in headlights* It wasn't me!! Regulus: ...Harry, where did you hear that word? Harry: ...Daaa-dee! Harry: :D

[letraspal]

Newborn Harry got some presents from uncle Moony and Padfoot. ❤️

[theprongspotter]

Sirius: Aw, shit.

Remus, covering Baby Harry’s ears: Watch your fucking language.

[figgymacaron]

Harry: Why does Mommy wear makeup?

James: To look pretty

Harry: But she’s already pretty!

James: (beaming) Yes, she’s the very prettiest

Harry: Daddy you should wear makeup!

James: (smile falling)

[rudamaruda520]

31 october 1981

*ding dong*

James: *opens the door and sees a dark figure* Oh, gee whiz Pete- what an amazing voldemort's costume you've got here!

Peter: I know, right? I've been working on it the whole night!

THE END.

[littlewinnow]

Here’s a wolfstar doodle with baby harry :)

[my-castles-crumbling]

Sirius, pushing a baby stroller: Prongs, look who I found at the park!

Cat, sitting in the stroller: 😻

James, thrilled: Awww! He's so cute!

Lily, horrified: Sirius, where is my son?

[billsbae]

rosekiller babysitting harry

barty: uhm... want a beer?

evan: HE'S FOUR!

barty: I don't know, what am I supposed to do with him?!

[miss-star-dust]

In the first few months after Harry was born, the Potters were extremely tired, and this situation occured:

Regulus: *leaving the bathroom looking confused* why is there a full toilet roll on top of the bin, and why is it wet??

James: *looks slightly embarrassed* I blew my nose earlier...

Regulus: *looking even more confused* and how does that link to my question??

James: well, you see, instead of throwing the used tissue into the toilet... I kind of.. urm

Regulus: *stifling laughter* you threw the full toilet roll into the toilet?

James: *sighs* yes.. I put the used tissue on top of the tank and threw the roll into the toilet

Regulus: *shoulders shaking with silent laughter*

James: I'm tired okay! *throwing his arms up in defeat*

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

James Potter learned his passion in the good old-fashioned school of lover boys