#BY THE ELF BARA

[lith-myathar]

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[quietscrappy]

Raleer Ponalto for @orcdilf ! Thanks for the commission request!

[arataka-reigen]

I can't breathe I hate this so much it's so hysterical

[allocercreature]

So I may have gone like...way too overboard with this piece cus I REALLY wanted the orcs to have good body hair.

I also may have...made up an entire story in my head about these 3...and may have fallen in love with them.

So I decided the elf is a frail prince from an elven kingdom named Larkspur. Tired of being sheltered his whole life, runs away from home and not being the most physically fit, passes out near the patrol route of some orc guards.

They take him back to their city and to the castle like 'omigod the third son of the elven king was passed out at our border holy shit? is everything okay???'

To which he explains he's run away from home and wants to see life outside of his room. The Orc rulers offer a place for him to stay because they're not about to let this idiot run off and get himself killed.

Larkspur ends up befriending one of the guards that found him and the oldest son of the orc rulers. The guard, Jun, and the orc prince Shahron, end up quite 'fond' of Larkspur. The three start sneaking off to indulge in each other's bodies quite often.

Of course Larkspur's absense causes drama with the elven kingdom and it's all a big mess. But he cares more about gettin that orc dick than going hom.

[allgremlinart]

idk anything about Dungeon Meshi except that the yaoi/bara of it on twitter makes me really horny keep up the good work guys

[dracoj]

apparently by elf standards mithrun is ripped and super masculine…. does that mean he’s bara?

[dartxo]

"Son of the Sea"

2023

Shuzam, my Half Sea-elf OC, delighting in the joys of the sea.

This is my favorite artwork that I made this year.

[elf-luthiel]

SCOTIAR THE ELF IS SO😳

FURRY HUSBAND?!😍SOLD

[ludinusdaleth]

on todays cr bear agenda but also genuine headcanons. we know that elves can be hairy & fat in a few instances in exandria. so my idea is:

uthodurnian elves are known far and wide for being hairy like their dwarven neighbors but also as stocky as them too. even those without any dwarf blood in them tend to eat a lot more, especially carbs, and ignore the poshness that just doesnt work in uthodurn. it's not unheard of for elves to be deeply, bara-like muscular & fat there. king imathan, grace of molaesmyr, among them, with a bit of scruff and a body that will never know the trial of running from home again.

while they arent as known for it, drow of the kryn dynasty just dont care what other elven cultures may think about them, and jewelry is braided through their beards, and the most handsome & beautiful of their houses are often seen with soft frames. almost any elf with testosterone stationed out in areas like bazzoxan or asarius is lumberjack-like in fur growth, often encouraged & peer pressured & celebrated for it all at once by beastfolk friends.

in general elves are becoming less conservative about their appearances in exandria these days, syngorn holding onto a hairless thin ideal the most but still beginning to break down - in large part due to globalization but also artagans lodge and the feygrove. young elves find a sort of rebellion in learning about the fae, who snicker at how uptight syngornian elves are - they value being so close to fae in heritage and yet every fae looks utterly unique! the feygrove encourages indulgence and self love and more and more syngorn elves find themselves with a belly and attempts to grow facial & body hair whenever possible even admist harsh glares.

[silvyavan]

So! Leaks of the next 3 chapters of Black Clover Giga release have hit and I have many thoughts

And none of them are good! Frankly, I know I've been losing a LOT of interest in BC due to the scheduling, but honestly, what is IN the actual releases/chapters have been... disappointing.

And I say this because it's a fucking tragedy how Black Clover went from being incredible in Elf arc to tripping into the narrative pitfalls in the Final Arc almost every release. Like many people KNOW Black Clover can be good, we've seen it be good! But you can't deny that it has been limping in its performance ever since Spade Raid Arc, be it in pacing or development of the story.

And the recent Giga Releases are NOT helping the story in any way. The current lineup of chapters (369-376) are more so just hammering stuff in from what was established back in the Jump Releases, with very little actual development or new conclusions.

Recent leaks have been HELLA disappointing because while the art is INCREDIBLE, the story telling is lacking in world building, exposition and good character arc conclusions.

I know this will piss off a lot of people but there is legitimately a lot of loose ends that are simply not covered anymore. The entire devil lineup and build up for devil lore that was supposed to happen in Spade arc got scrapped. The Megicula Silva conflict was not even mentioned or changed with Megicula not even being acknowledged or Papa Silva even showing up, the only thing that was developed was Solid and Nebra apologising, and even that was rushed. We got cheated out of Vanessa and Grey and Noelle team up. Mereoleona's character development was last minute and wasn't developed properly enough. The only people winning were the homosexual fight maniacs Magna and Luck.

I had a whole rant ready for the Sulva family release back in August but I chose not to because I value my peace and nerves and why rant about it when I could just destroy a 6 pack of long drink and forget about it.

Don't even get me STARTED on this release which didn't change anything about Nacht's character development if not outright self destructing it. Morgen didn't even do anything insane, acting like a coked up twink high off poppers. Nacht got two transformations and only one of them slayed. Yami's transformation was simply bare minimum bara fanservice. Ichika had TWO moments. Lucifugus got mentioned ONCE and never again! And even then it was in a flashback! What!

Don't get me started on the last panel, like are you kidding me, you're telling me there's a real possibility the next issue will have the same fight AGAIN? Lord have mercy, the fall off is DEBILITATING.

And make no mistake, I hate to be a hater and this is my main reaction after the leaks, it might actually change after the official release but... God... its tragic how a good manga like Black Clover fell off because the potential was very much there and it showed IT COULD DELIVER! And then it rotted over due to getting into the spotlight and thus shounen jump is gutting the story value for flashy fights and retroactive character arcs.

I am saddened, my day is ruined and I fear I may never actually get back into this manga, even with the (possible) January release.

[yael-art-den]

Oc ask time. Whats a random oc you got

Ooo, I think everyone already knows about the two Main Baras (Rowan. Wanderer) and the token twink (Mikh) so im gonna talk about a dude I dont post/draw much about lately but it's a very dear character!!!! This man

Yael is technically not my OC but Crystal's (my partner), but I count him as one of my own since he's quite literally designed to be my self-insert. Yael and Crystal are two of our most beloved OCs, and we use them EVERYWHERE, especially as online nicknames or in games where we can create our own sonas (Stardew, Sims, etc).

This is an old reference. He is now fatter and taller.

He shares my ASD, bisexuality and cottagecore love. Crystal (irl) is taller than me so part of the joke is that he's one of the biggest OCs we have; and Crystal (The elf) is around my irl size.

(This is a doodle I made for his ranchersona in Stardew!!!)

Lore-Wise, he's a Firbolg in Crystal's setting, called Midgard or Pangea depending on the timeline. In there, Firbolg are actually closer to ents and dryads than to giants; they have a lifespan similar to elves and are extremely tall. Yael used to be somewhat of an alchemist and nature researcher before getting into the most bloody turbo-divorce ever; lived homeless for a while with his daughter and is now somewhat leading a revolt against the city of Zobeck's townsguards and government. He is also currently dating crystal, a Shadowfey elf made out of glass(?) but this is not about her!!!!

(Anyways this is them, courtesy of royalsea's old patreon)

He's the kind of man i want to grow up as. Extremely hot role model. Has a pet goat and an abandoned greenhouse he chills in and is extremely strong and getting fatter by the day. Peak man tbh

(Chibis by dakimchi art!)

[toyhouse-code-hell]

Screw it- Ask #2 because I'm bored. Can you tell me about your OCs? I like hearing about random people's OCs because alot of people like to rant about them and the excitement and pure effort put into making them makes me feel profuctive too!

There's so much. There's so so so so much. Nobody that I didn't already know has ever asked me about my ocs. They're all mostly D&D characters, or are in a D&D-esque setting I'll talk about some of my favorites, but there needs to be context.

None of the LORE is on any of their fucking toyhouse pages because I literally work on toyhouse stuff, get so motivated, I work on things for three days. Then I stop everything for six months. This is a continuous cycle. I suffer daily. I also over-explain and over-share A LOT. This is the first time anyone has asked about my ocs on a public platform. IT'S GOING TO BE A LOT. I'M SORRY. (And hell this might be a masterpost for all the little blurbs about my Little Guys?? idk!!) And ofc the art is old-ish.

Hamond :)

He's an aasimar fiend warlock (1)/ champion fighter (11), son of duke of a small homebrewed country, warlock of Graz'zt. Was sent to handle an owlbear in the woods due to it fucking with locals livestock. Was ambushed by said owlbear, it almost killed him, and this very kind demon lord took the opportunity to offer this young son of a duke a second chance to not be killed. Hamond agreed, got a nice new necklace, and killed the owlbear. He does the little things his patron wants in secret, which are thankfully just small things. His father sent him away due to his country going to war (contingency so royalty stays alive), where he met an astral elf twink who is now his fucked up little boyfriend.

Used him in a Heliana's oneshot before where this happened.

Next is Vihan! I'll keep it short with him because there is. A lot. (Glitch & Worm idk if you will ever see this, but this is spoilers)

They're a sentient sword, from a set of 8 weapons that embody schools of magic. Vihan is a shortsword that lets their wielder cast evocation spells for free, given to priest-kings of a long-lots city (of Mezro, the chosen of Ub'Tao are called barae). I gave him to my part at 12th level, since one in the party had made contact with his stupid fuckup son (Ras Nsi, not canon to actual FR lore), but Ub'tao chatted with the wizard like "hey. help me?" and our wizard went "K". I was thinking they would have him be a sword for a majority of the time but nooooo they fell in love with him. >:/ He was also broken when they met, to which I gave wild magic rolls when he cast things iirc (this was in 2021 its hazy). They fixed him up though.

(GLITCH AND WORM THE SPOILERS START HERE)

His former wielder was killed in a coup by another one of the chosen, in a plan to kill them all, usurp their god, and bring about an end to the world, but LORD that's another story.

But back to Vihan.

He's a real living person, kidnapped about 4oo years prior to the party getting them, had a bunch of experiments done on him, core implanted, renamed, all that. And given to a firbolg native to Chult who worked hard to be a barae, Epoch, leaving his 2 sons to be raised by his hometown. (and bc he was murdered and nobody was giving them answers, they became closed off from the bigger holy cities) And those kids got older, had communal kids, too, and one of those kids was the barbarian pc. The new barae of evocation was the wizard that said "K" to helping a god.

His name is actually Viktor, had an identical brother named Vacek (both changelings), and he robbed tourists in order for his brother to stay in a care home (their country of origin is corrupted capitalist hellscape island where if you can't produce for society, you have no use aside from being fertilizer, unless you can afford otherwise). When Viktor was kidnapped, Vacek was thrown onto the streets 10 minutes after payment was due, and he managed to climb on a boat as a stowaway during a storm and get the fuck out of there. While he was still chronically ill, getting off of pollution island was very beneficial for his health. He made it to another country and managed to live out his days and even had a family. He never went back to find his brother, assuming his thieving finally got him killed. (Their single mother was also murdered, and retrieving her body cost the two twelve year olds money they didn't have. She was meant to leave the country while pregnant with them, to be with their father who had already left, but port guards robbed her and kicked her back into the city. When her husband came back to make a stink, he was silenced permanently.)

Yes I was VERY into xenoblade 2 when I had this idea.

Vihan is a little bit fucked up.

I think I'll be done for now. I'll rb with more if I want to later.

[alwaysbeyondhope]

I’VE BOOKED MY LYRIC TATTOOS FOR MAY!!

I’m gonna be in Sweden for two and a half weeks in May. @pocket-elf and I are getting friendship tattoos (I’m getting a cute little ghostie under a disco ball!) but I’ve also been thinking about getting lyrics from Gabriella’s Song. and where better to get that done than Sweden?

So I’m getting these two lyrics:

jag är här och mitt liv är bara mitt

jag vill känna att jag levt mitt liv

And I’m so fucking excited!!

[wumblr]

bussy so fire your man call it plato's cave. i'm at chest nut street he call this binchy maeve. drivin his mulholland he callin this lunch dave. letterin my boxtasy call that review rave. catboyified your soldier he deployed in a tankini doin numbers on thin ice call that zamboni zoombini. couchtater thot he was a tuber, never been there, javer oover. he say he wanna shave i tell him tom dick hairy i catboyed your babydaddy i'm his godmother fairy. walk a mile in these manolos cuz he bredshaw my carrie. walk the whole oregon trail girl you can die of dysentery. he see me with his elf eye i'm oracle delphi you will die in seven days bitch connect to this wellfi. i'm his samara. take his ass to samsara. tiddies bara. keep him drippin like a fawcett and he blowout like farrah. call your man my girl cuz i bees in that sultenfussy. jugglin under tail like my name is pope fransussy. thinkin he's a lord with his moomin and meemin now i call his ass jerma cuz he twitchin and streamin. maid fit came with a scythe and i'm makin his dick writhe, call that a sim reaper cuz i woohoo his ass right, goin klum mode on the worm, you know he dead, spirit blithe, and that's what it feels like to chew gum five (verse continues nonstop for 12 hours due to wizard curse)

[orpheusofthestars]

they want u to think u cant have both twinks and bears. that u have to choose between yaoi and bara. that dwarf senshi is better than elf senshi. but i know the truth. you can always have both

[kaomera]

dumb game idea: Isekai Rescue squad - isekai'ing is a known thing, and predictably some people get mad that their loved one not only died early but is now trapped in a power-fantasy in another world full of busty anime elfs and furry baras instead of like in heaven or whatever, and they will pay you to go get them back so they can finish paying off their student loans