#BWOW

[ekingston]

| By Way of Wit | rated M | COMPLETE |

The jury summons arrives on a Friday.

“You have to get yourself disqualified,” Alex says.

Kara frowns. “What about my civic duty?”

Her sister ignores her. She’s on her phone, already finding her an out. “Your occupation should qualify you for an exemption,” she discovers. “It says here, if you’re full-time military, or a firefighter, or a cop—”

Kara holds the letter up for Alex to read. “They didn’t summon Supergirl,” she says. “They summoned Kara Danvers, freelance food critic and full-time reporter.”

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In which no one escapes jury duty, not even superheroes and celebrity CEOs, and when Kara Danvers and Lena Luthor end up in sequestration, well—the defense submits that there's more than one type of civic service.

[shitpostroundhouse]

[icanseeyou2007]

BWAH!! just a little phighting doodle page i did. some of my favs…… fr

first time ever drawing katana and banhammer… they r so fun to draw!!!! + new medkit design & style change up:)

[tatsugiriroll]

[desire-mona]

redbone.

[carnation-damnation]

album rec

Slice of Life - Illegal Jazz Brunch (2020)

[creepymutelilbugger]

to the girl who drove the ambulance

i never learned your name, and you never really knew mine, but you made the ride so much easier.

you brought my mind away from the grim possibilities and toward your eyes, your messy, wheat-gold hair

you were kind to me when I spoke and allowed me silence when I didn't

you made me laugh when i thought i might not laugh again .

i will never see you again , and even if i did , i wouldn't know what to say .

i wish i had asked for your number. i wish i had asked for your name. you gave me a pen with your office's number on it . i am going to keep it with me for as long as i can .

i never even knew you, but i miss you already .

[mjrtaurus]

Exploding Head Syndrome is fucking wild because you'll just be laying there dozing off and your brain will suddenly decide to start speaking synth bassdrop for no reason at all.

[nobody-knose--archive]

i just want you for my own you and your otamatone you’re the only one for me youtube @ therealsullyg

[ekingston]

Would you rather have you art or your fic go viral?

gosh golly anon going viral doesn't carry the best of connotations, but as much fun as creating art might be my heart will always be more invested in the things i write. so allow me to ply my wares here for a shameless moment:

Multi-chapters

You & Me & Holiday Wine (M)

The Shape of Soup (M)

One-shots

Be Still My Beating Heart (E)

Penne for your Thoughts (G)

By Way of Wit (M)

Oh Oh Oh (I’m on Fire) (T)

Liar Liar Plants on Fire (G)

Tickled Ink (T)

[girlcockholmes]

amber 311 song of the summer forevarrr

[stephaniejuhnay]

The BWOW band sketch from Portlandia is actually so funny and genius 😂😭

[ninthwonderoftheworld]

dreams little dangly earring shines the prettiest colors when it swings around

[death-griped]

That Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines main menu

bwow bwow bwow bwow

[graffitiplanet]

How did I know I was going to fall in love with this song instantly. Sleepytime Fantasy solos Brain Damage I’ll tell you that much‼️🇺🇸😴💤🐑☠️⚠️💥🤯❣️😍⚡️🦅

Sleepytime Fantasy banger CONFIRMED ✅😁

[astralnymphh]

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WHY DID YOU TAKE THE TEETH AWAY WHY AM I TALKING LIKE THIS