#BUT WHEN IT'S Y I N LMFAO---

[general-kalani]

Voice usually: Small replies, usually leaves quite quickly.

Yin: Fucking breathes.

Voice: SO YOU CHOSE DEATH.

[ad7red]

Hey!! Can I have Peter and his gf who's not rlly smart but catches a mistake Peter made in his hw and teases him but he doesn't mind? Thanks xx!

smarty pants | peter parker.

bf!peter parker x reader

this has been sitting in my inbox for a WHILEE i am sorry!

not proofread, no warnings

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you had just bombed your math quiz and you could not feel any worse. math just wasn’t your thing, ela or history? sure, but math and you were never getting along. and that was a fact.

the only person who might’ve been able to raise your spirits was your one and only genius vigilante boyfriend, peter. which led to you vigorously knocking on his apartment door like you did many times, expecting to be greeted by a familiar peter, instead being met with his aunt may.

“hey, there sweet pea! peter won’t be home for a while, but would you like to come in and wait in his room for him?” you nodded while thanking her, being in his room would help remind you of him.

she walked you to his room, though being here so many times you know the place like the back of your hand.

when you walked into his room you were welcomed with messy algebra homework as well as half-done history homework scattered all over his desk.

you hopped down onto his undone bed and patiently waited for peter to come back to tell him all about how math was the worst subject known to man.

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after what felt like forever you finally heard the bedroom door creek open, with the curly head following.

“hey, sunshine? how are you?” he said while placing a kiss on top of your forehead. you pouted before responding, and that’s when peter knew he was in for a doozy.

“terrible! peter, i failed my math quiz!” flapping your arms up and down for emphasis. peter patted your shoulder, his way of saying ‘i’m sorry’.

“c'mon, it can’t be that bad” peter was sorely mistaken. it was that bad.

“i got a 25%.” he made an ‘o’ shape with his mouth, as though it physically hurt him to hear that grade.

“i mean, whose bright idea was it to come up with trigonometric functions? when will i ever use that in my entire life?” you began to rant. the grade was irritating you considering you’ve never gotten lower than a c in math.

“okay, come show me what you need trouble with.” peter said while pulling you up from his bed and leading you to his untidy desk.

you told him what was confusing you and he thoroughly explained it, but you couldn't seem to focus with that history homework on his desk.

“it's italy.”

“what..?”

“which country did the renaissance begin in? you said germany but it's italy.” he quickly scanned over the question again, skimming over the small paragraph before it.

“you got me, good job smarty pants!” he wasn’t sour or bitter about it all. if anything, he was happy, he knew how much it would mean to you if you corrected the smartest person you knew.

“i am a bit of smarty pants aren’t i?” and with that both you and peter started to explode in a fit of giggles.

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[theloveinc]

Bakugo is the type of idiot who doesn’t realize that roughhousing with someone you’re interested in is erotic … not until your legs end up around his waist, his arms above your head and his mouth near yours … and then he’s just thinking oh shit lmfao

[twistedappletree]

[citnamora]

Growing up is realizing you don't hate shipping, you just really wish the execution of it was less amatonormative

[deus-ex-mona]

monachan haul has arrived ✨safely✨

[stevethehairington]

no because like. okay i KNOW eddie does have wife related trauma but ALSO there are Layers here and it is s o o o o fascinating that eddie is getting CRIPPLING panic attacks over someone being called his wife. like. you would think maybe said wife related trauma would be the cause of that — like yknow. the woman i called my WIFE died, so now im terrified of ever having anyone else be called my wife , because what if that happens to her TOO. only NO. THATS ACTUALLY NOT IT AT ALL. it's anxiety about what having a wife means for HIM. like. LIKE. INSANE IMPLICATIONS INSAAAAANE IMPLICATIONS!!!!!!!!

[malisaaalr]

☆

TOM IS ACTUALLY ME HELP

guys i js found this photo pls don't come after me gn 😞🔥

lowk wanna do some lifye updates bc why not!! so anyway, i'm pretty sure me and my bf broke up bc he said he "couldn't do js a school relationship." first, js because you're more privileged does not mean you're better lil bruh!!! anyway, after that happened i was actually fine and I went to school fine today but he didn't show up.. weirdo. anyway guys theres this pimple on my lip and it hurts badly AND SO DOES MY KNEE BC I ACCIDENTALLY CUTTED MY KNEE BUT THATS FOR ANOTHER TIME HELP.. ALSO !!!!! I MADE ANOTHER ACC FOLLOW IT PLS!!!! I'LL POST FANFICS AT SOME POINT!! THE USER : @xoxogossipmal

anyway loves have a good night/day/afternoon/evening!

xoxo, mal!

[katasstrophy]

if there’s one thing i noticed from the fifa 2022 word cup is that these men?? these lil guys?? they wanna show off their thighs. wanna flaunt those juicy hamstrings packed with muscle in their slutty little boy shorts. and if you zoom in reeaaaallll close you can see that there is not a single hair to be seen on those babies.

anyway this is my very elaborate way of saying you and bachira go wax your legs together

[emblazons]

And it feels so refreshing and honest compared to these over-dramatic romeo and juliet-esque romances. Just two people who become good friends and because they enjoy each other’s presence so much it grows into a strong attraction. It feels more real and tangible than two people meeting and “falling in love at first sight” - like, of course, you “fell in love” at first sight! You’re both supermodels! Sorry, can’t relate. (x)

part i + part ii

[cosmic-ships]

Kaden stop drinking 5 cups of coffee challenge.

[nastyatticman]

I think the people who take time out of their days to make posts about how x reader fanfics are not ~relatable~ to them personally should just write their own

[alter-ego-cole]

Dude it's so cool how some pokemon have 5 fingers because they could use sign language (im thinking primarily ASL but im sure the pokemon universe has their own sign language) Like DUDE can you imagine how cool it'd be to see a pokemon use ASL LIKE OMGGGG

[qazastra]

sense of curiosity led me to check out the v*idz new album. im honestly glad julian doesnt know when to cool it with the autotune/vocals processing bc that means i can just listen or half-listen to these songs once and then never again. there are good moments there are flashes of hooks that could have been good and interesting music. but it's just not. album art is cool tho lmao

[twistedappletree]

got 2 more tooth extractions this morning, now i’m sittin here staring at the wall eating applesauce straight out the jar after waking up at 7:40pm ✨

[soupblr]

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