#BUT OLD MAN ON TOP BABY

[skitskatdacat63]

Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.

[kingkatsuki]

Yeah short skirts and crop tops are sexy— but there’s just something about a man that finds you so attractive wearing clothes that shouldn’t be considered typically sexual. Like baggy sweats or his old, worn shirt.

Those plain, boring outfits that aren’t planned and are just thrown together for comfort and practicality that have his dick throbbing for you as he imagines bending you over the nearest surface.

[actuallyitsstar]

does it count as a criminal record if his only crime is having way more fun than the navy allows? (insp).

[cheriboms]

call that an intergenerational language barrier 🙅

[fozzieosbourne]

Darling’s face in the last gif is my new hyperfixation oh my goodness

((I need help))

[gxlden-angels]

I love getting validated on small things that I didn't even consider like it's always a treat and this time it's Gender

The Fundie Baby Voice™️ has been popping up a lot in ex-christian spaces lately and I actually had one in middle school and part of high school! I learned when and where to use it and how to turn up my southern accent just enough. I can still do it but it sounds weird after 3 years on T. The main place I used it was at church cause it made me sound sweet and polite. I used it for old ladies when I worked at a grocery store too. My family didn't like it when we were just all together cause they said it sounded like baby talk, but loved it when I used it at church cause everyone would tell them how sweet and soft-spoken I was

My therapist said it actively made him feel uncomfortable when I used that voice. He couldn't quite put his finger on why it made him uncomfortable (other than him only knowing me on T) but he very much did not like it and he's so so right for that

[pollyna]

Mav and Ice's socks drawer is split perfectly in half: white or black ones on the right side, and colourful pairs with drawings of all kinds on the left. Nobody ever believes Mav when he says his side is the one on the right.

[scrollonso]

HEY SWEETIE

[running-in-the-dark]

our cat Coco had 20 teeth removed just a few weeks ago. and now.... our other cat Freddie has a loose tooth.... I'm gonna lose it (I'm mad about that being a pun.)

[one-winged-dreams]

RATTLING AND GNAWING ON THE BARS OF MY CAGE BECAUSE I NEED THAT OLD MAN

[hauntingblue]

BACK TO ONE PIECE LETSGOOOOO

[angelbambisworld]

I love my pookie bear I love my pookie bear I love my pookie bear I love my pookie bear

[mwagneto]

the postman just handed me a smartwatch coz the hungarian government is giving free smartwatches to anyone over 65 ??? girl what😭

[cafffine]

I wish I had anything exciting to report but it’s same old same old

[lionblaze03-02-art]

the two cats i'm most obsessed with in my clangen save rn, Burnetpelt and Bouncemurk. They have a terrible relationship with one another but hey at least I love them both

[memorys-skyscraper]

shoutouts to the guy who writes the gamefaqs guides for the yakuza games