#I GUESS ?????

[belovedroach]

been second guessing every decision i ever made so have some logan shitposting to cope

click more for the original pictures

ignore the genshin stuff my friend sent it to me

[inbabylontheywept]

we need to get you on Man Vs. Food. (The show)

Massive piles of food have nothing on the one who can eat massive piles of raw ingredients

Back when I was in scouts, our group participated in a mini-triathalon every year. I think it was a half mile swim, then 10 miles on bike, then 5 miles running. So waaaaaaay less intense than a normal triathlon, but still a pretty brutal experience. If I tried to do that today, I would have an extremely bad time.

Traditionally, the night before the triathlon we'd all go to a Golden Corral in the city and eat a few steaks before hand. For funsies. But we arrived late at night that year, and the Golden Corral was closed, so we tried to find a 24 hour buffet, and the only one we could fine was for Chinese food. It had a name like "Jiangs All You Can Eat Spicy Chinese Food."

We went. It was some of the most incredible Chinese food I've ever eaten. I'd only ever had Panda express Americanized Chinese food before, and this was, like, genuine Sichuan stuff in apocalyptic quantities.

So we ate, and we ate, and we ate, and we ate, right until our our entire faces went numb from the spicy, and then at the end, just to polish things off, me and another scout that we'll call Scrapper went and got a plate full of crab rangoons. I think we could fit 5 of them on the plate, by placing them kind of like the dots on a dice.

We were talking on the walk back, when Scrapper said you know, it would be kind of a bad idea to have a full on crab rangoon eating contest like, 4 hours before the race.

(At that point, it was midnight, and the race was at 4 am.)

And I said: Yeah.

Then we walked a little further. And he said: You wanna do it anyway?

My fatal flaw is that I have never met a bad idea I didn't like. Of course I went in. I wouldn't be me if I didn't. I'd say before the contest even started, he ate around 8 plates, and I ate around 6, but when it came to the Crab Rangoon battle, I downed 6 plates (approximatel 30), and he gave up after 5 (approximately 25). So he won on total plateage, but I won on pure rangoon volume. Total amount of rangoons eaten was like, 55 rangoons. Two more and I think I would've been a viable candidate for narcan.

We joked that we'd added a fourth event to the Triathalon: The Crab Rangoon-a-thon.

We later (approximately 4 hours and 15 minutes later) learned that we'd actually added two events to the triathalon. The Crab Rangoon-a-thon, and the who-can-poop-the-fastest chase. There were porta potties set up between every event change, so as soon as we finished, me and Scrapper would bolt to the potties, and if there were sounds of Great Suffering happening in one stall, we'd occupy the one next to it to that one and assume it held the other person. Then we could try and match pace. If we arrived and it was silent, we'd assume that we beat the other out prepare for single combat, knowing we only had a minute or two to set up camp before Terrible Noises would begin next to us.

There were more than two porta-potties between stations, but I think everyone else kind of avoided using them because we sounded so insane. We'd make noises of Godly Anguish, then, you know. Fart. Then we'd laugh. Then we'd scream like wounded animals again as the next convolusion hit us. I've never had poops like that before or since. They folded me in half like a frightened lobster. I'd feel a surge, and then I'd feel this terrible pressure againt my chest, and it would take me thirty seconds to realize it was my own knees. I pooped so hard I pulled my back. I feel lucky to be alive.

Scrapper did wind up beating me by like. 20 seconds though. He skipped the bathroom for the last run and just kind of pain-waddled those five miles, and I just couldn't catch up. It was 13 years ago and I am still devastated. He did soil himself though, right after the race. So. At least I made him pay dearly for the win.

Anyway, yeah, I bet could dominate in a show like that. Sign me up.

[babyblankyerror]

Stanley Photograoher Pines where he takes pictures of dangerous things. The more dangerous the more he's paid for it afterall, he's a freelancer and found a broken camera that he fixed himself.

It all began with photographing the gangs he was in or near by to and slowly began to expand to his love for adventure. He will snap pictures of these creatures and almost everyone loves them whenever they believe it to be real ("finally! Proof!") Or believe he edits and makes some good fake creatures ("an artist, truly..")

How does he take pictures of such dangerous creatures you may ask... well, if you were to peek in his little secret photo album you'd see him posing with them, drinking and playing poker, having dinner with their families and even photographing their weddings. Yeah, he's friends with them.

Enter Stanford Pines, anomaly fanatic who just discovered an anonymous photograoher who seems to know all about these anomalies.

[arcanetrivia]

[Image description: Promo image for premier streaming service Poob adding Martin Scorsese's Goncharov as an exclusive to their catalog. It features the titular character holding a Tommy-gun, surrounded by other acclaimed favorites, like that one guy and that other guy. Text on the image says "Winter has arrived on Poob. Start your 7 day free trial today. Only on Poob."]

Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

[sweetmctart]

mohawk tuah

[chipistrate]

Wasn't able to get this weeks page done again but!! Next week for suresies

In the meantime, here's a semi-old roboticized Tails redesign for my Lost Worlds rewrite from last month- I'll make a proper post about it at some point

[godotswifey]

shi long lang cosplay!!!!

made by me, worn by my bf

everything is thrifted

[rakishhellion]

exactlyyy

i HATE how sometimes i go listen to music im "supposed" to like and then i feel nothing

i know it isnt right to think this way, you like what you like and its fine

BUT I CANT HELP IT

i wish i liked this, so i could be like and with all these cool people out there i look up to, i want what they have :(

it bummed me out so bad that i got scared of listening to new stuff, but im coming back, slowly, i think

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

[lessmouse]

task complete - sing karaoke

[sadgayeddie]

(i actually didn't read more than that so thanks for the tl:dr i can't imagine anything more important was said)

anyway. buddie is 100% a valid ship. who cares if they're not canon (yet)? fandom is for having fun (like buck said!!!). they are all characters. not real. none of them exists in real life. we can do whatever we want to them. no one can decide what's right or wrong or the correct thing to ship. that's like, the point of fandom and especially tumblr. and we have no idea where canon will take us until the show is literally finished.

buck and eddie have been paired together since the day they met. they have a whole ass backstory that parallells to the other ROMANTIC relationships on the show. more so than the friendships. and wow, you really are some advocates for strong male friendships all of a sudden, like we need more of them? we have multiple of them in the show already. even between queer and straight characters. what we need more of is actually canonically queer people and couples. we can never have enough of that.

well back to the point. no one cares if your ship is canon. they even broke up. dated for like 15 minutes (of screentime......?). did you care this much about bucktaylor and buckabby too? (or have you only watched the eps tommy are in bc that would make sense...) because both of them are equally as valid as bucktommy but we don't hear you defending them this hard. one could even say one of them meant more to buck than tommy ever did. GASP WHAT DID SHE SAY. anyway, what tommy did was to open buck's eyes to something different. totally valid and we appreciate that. no one is taking that from you. arguably, i would say abby did the same thing.

and then you go on to say "one is canonically straight" which is the funniest argument i've ever heard. as if him saying that means it's set in stone. why would they even bring it up if not to touch it later? guess who thought he was straight up until a year ago? even if he never said "i'm straight" out loud, we know he thought he was. how many of you headcanoned him as bi before that? hm. interesting.

anyway. we literally don't care that you think buddie is a less valid ship because they're not canon. we're having so much fun. sorry you can't seem to understand that. you ship buck and tommy if you want and you let us ship buck and eddie. or both! or neither! it's really not harder than that. they're literally equally valid, just as people shipping ANYONE else in this show.

also... when buddie finally goes canon, what are you gonna do since apparently can only ship canon ships? :/

tl:dr

buddie is a valid ship. we're having fun. let us exist at the same time. none of us know what's gonna happen until it happens. all interpretations are valid. and you and i block whoever we want to block for our own peace and quiet if we see something we don't like. it's as easy as that.

[agentfiftyseven]

Mage Viktor: Jayce?

Jayce: ...yeah?

Mage Viktor: When I told you that in all timelines and all possibilities, only you could show me the true meaning of existence...

Jayce: ...yeah?

Mage Viktor: At what point did you hear "Please shoot a big hole through my chest with your Hextech hammer?”

Jayce: *sighs*

Mage Viktor: What do we say, Jayce?

Jayce: *sheepishly* I'm sorry for shooting you, Viktor.

Mage Viktor: Good. I forgive you. Now help me clean up this paradox.

[spac-e-b0y]

i reached 600 followers on my twitter so i made this for the occasion! plus a bonus

said bonus:

[gavinom123]

happy 4/13!

[malfiora]

But seriously. If you're struggling to write a minimum word count, here's some advice:

Write down everything you know about the topic. It doesn't have to be perfect, in order, or even complete sentences.

Next, reorganize the thoughts into a logical order (some easy to use examples below).

Then, step away from the paper for at least fifteen minutes, come back, reread it, and reorganize it. You will probably have to cut words out.

Simple essay logic structures:

Descriptive: you're telling an audience about the fundamental properties of a thing. Start with a basic definition of the thing, then describe attribute number 1 and why it's important to the thing, then number 2, and so on. Conclude with how those traits make up the thing.

Persuasive/argument: you're trying to convince an audience of a viewpoint. Give a brief context of the argument, then clearly state your position. Explain 1 reason why you're right. Then explain at least another reason you're right. Then explain at least 1 reason why your opponent is wrong. Conclude with your argument and why people should agree with you.

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

[mykocalico]

identity