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[sunsetsandsunshine]

Not really a request, but more of a question for a TMNT tickle headcanon I'm starting to form.

Since most turtles can hold their breaths a lot longer than people, would that mean the turtle bros could give insanely long raspberries if they wanted?

KAHSJKSHJAA DUDE I WAS JUST THINKING ABT THIIIIS

OKAYOKAY so like- yeah. Turtles can hold they’re breaths for a LONG ASS TIME- usually 40-50 mins give or take. And bc I am a turtle nerd I was researching on alligator snapping turtles and these mfs can hold their breath FOR. AN. HOUR. SAME WITH SOFTSHELLS.

As for boxing turtles, they can hold their breath to 15-30 mins and red eared sliders 30-35- WHICH ISNT BAD- BUT COMPARED TO DONNIE AND RAPH THATS NOTHING.

So I can just imagine Raph and Don completely torturing they’re younger bros and teasing the literal SHIT out of them not being able to handle raspberries at ALLLLL

Idk abt the 2012 boys tho…since they’re all the same species so maybe they’d all be able to equally give the most ticklish raspberries? This is definitely something I won’t stop thinking abt now so thank you Anon 💖💖💖💞😖😖😖💖💞💕😭

[meguwumibear]

animal crossing is the worst thing to ever happen to me because not only have i done nothing but play it for hours these past two weeks but also because its not even the type of game with characters you can eventually write fics about lmfao

[mosslingg]

my contribution to the selfshipping community 🫡

[wasyago]

i imagine it's quite chilly in the black sea (for the lack of sun and color), so they're wearing slightly warmer clothes now uwu

+ thoughts

[tired-demonspawn]

chapter 13! wow, hope you guys handled that 48 hour period well! :D

hope nothing too crazy happens which might be hinted at in that silly lil picture i drew!

full clean sketch that i saved cuz i thought the whole pose looked really cool, but the crop was more dramatic, so i cropped it, whatever. it's under the cut is my point

[divinesolas]

I would give this man the most sloppiest, wettest, creamiest soul taking, slimy, life changing, death dropping, heaven sent, flabbergasting, hypnotizing heavenly, astonishing, leg trembling, hands desperately grabbing the sheets, legs stretching out again and again, toe curling, voice breaking, whimper causing, waist slowly moving up and down, small heavy breath, "I can't take it much longer", breaths getting quicker, twitching throbbing eyes shut lip biting, back arching, edging begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up spit upon spit tongue twisting Ground tip-talking against mouth, sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit from the top and lick to the bottom deepthroating mascara dripping down my face, slower then faster faster then little faster then perfect pace twisting mouth around each side, hands in my hair brutally using my mouth, spiritually enlightening chakra Balancing, mangekyo sharingan unlocking, golden light like a halo around the tip, noise from the very edge of his throat for the final release head ever. And THEN I'd let him pound me so hard into the bed and use my body as though it doesn't belong to me anymore that he literally just throws me around and does as he please. I wouldn't argue, I wouldn't raise a word, no sir, not to daddy, absolutely not. He could ruin me, corrupt me, hit me, choke me, tie me up, bite me, I would absolutely encourage everything he does as long as I get a smidge of his attention and love. This male could make me fuck myself on his fingers and I wouldn't complain even if I ended up passing out, he could bruise me up and laugh at me and I would take it just to listen to him praise me. I would take him for 50 rounds in 60 positions cause never back down never what???? NEVER GIVE UP and I am not giving up to screw me till my mind becomes nothing but subservient to him.

[voltaic-resonance]

drawing robots sexual style sign me the fuck up !!

maybe some freaky tentacle shit w mizar. i love whatever they have going on in that armor

hm. have i ever mentioned how tall mizar is

pros to fucking mizar: she will be very nice to you!

cons to fucking mizar: you will not be walking away from this

the dynamic between Mizar/Alcor vs Mizar/Canis is honestly really funny to me because Mizar and Alcor are both like "this is my beautiful wife, she completes me, I love and respect her and I would kill for her" about each other

then meanwhile Mizar picks Canis up and goes "this is a sopping wet touch-starved dog I found and felt sorry for. Maybe if I rail them like a locomotive and then give them a hug it'll fix something?" ...and then it does, while also giving Canis like 5 new kinks in the process (Mizar is the only (sapient, humanoid) machine Canis has ever met who's significantly stronger than they are, and being made aware of this did while she was fucking them definitely unlocked something)

[friendly-neighbourhood-wet-cat]

"She is my scar" LIKE THAT ISNT THE GAYEST THING IVE EVER HEARD WTFFFFF

[watchyourbuck]

Eddie “which one of my romantic partners can I leave my son with today” Diaz

[deoidesign]

(characters from my webcomic)

[maybeemden]

also on a fully unrelated note to the rest of my blog my favorite thing about the qsmp is quackity realizing just how unique the phenomenon he created is every two weeks. the eggs were just some cute almost pets to take care of, until everyone got emotionally attached and now the players would commit crimes against humanity for their minecraft children. bringing creators from all over the world together resulted on some unlikely friendships that never would have happened otherwise, think roier and cellbit, philza and forever, charlie and mariana, jaiden and roier, and so many more. and if the cinema night proves anything, it's that the fanbase is immensely creative, making everything from hilarious memes to an amazing 10-minute moving comic diving deeper into a character's lore with quality worthy of professional animation. like... godspeed you lil Mexican streamer, good on you for accidentally creating one of the coolest things I have seen on Twitch in recent years

[mh2o29]

boys kissing sloppy style....IN COLOR🌈✨

i colored one of my scream'd stuilly kiss drawings from this post bc they are infecting my brain again someone save me!!!!

(pls click for better quality please and thank youuuuu)

this kiss has taken a hold on me once again (it never left) I cannot stop thinking about them

ive been coloring a lot more lately and actually liking the results guys why am I becoming a colorist hold on....

shoutout to @andromourir and @atitanbitch for helping me craft this Tumblr post in the debaser discord vc-2 chat..... which speaking of you guys wanna join sooooo bad join us please we have BOOK CLUB (we listen to atlas read fanfiction out loud) it is so fun

most importantly we have REMI so you GOTTA join now

[nicolacoughlanbigod]

[blazethecheeto]

i beg your pardon.

Jac listened to BOYGENIUS to inspire the agatha/rio love story i've passed away this is it oh my GOD.

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that window looks nice, what if i jump out of it.

[bittsandpieces]

okay but I don't want to watch porn, I just want to watch hot people passionately make out and grope each other for like... an hour. but I don't know how to tell pornhub that

[datcravat]

balls

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