#BUT ITS OKAY AND HE IS OKAY I SWEAR
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pony thieves 💥💥
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#akechi rank 8 but its mlp magic duel style 😭😭😭#pony akechi gave me hell when i was drawing him o(< hes literally so hard for me to draw in every shape and form. whats this guys problem#so is makoto pony actually but its okay i forgive her#ANYWAYS IM IN THE MIDDLE OF PLAYING P5 TACTICA DUDEEE DUDE ITS SO CUTE#theyre such little bugs in this game#started the dlc yesterday and seeing fresh royal trio content after finishing p5r brought tears to my eyes#my son (akira) my daughter (sumi) and this guy they brought along (akechi)#sorry im kidding hes my favorite character i swear#halfway through the dlc i had to pause and log off bc the dialogue options were killign me why are they so flirty its actually sickening#<- shuake fan who cant stomach seeing them interact on screen#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#akira kurusu#ren amamiya#ryuji sakamoto#ann takamaki#shujin trio#yusuke kitagawa#makoto niijima#futaba sakura#haru okumura#goro akechi#sumire yoshizawa#my art
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...wait
what a man he is, this Gale Dekarios
#mmmmmm#yeah okay im normal about it once again i swear good night#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale romance#bg3 gale#bg3 screenshots#mystuff#actually love when he tries to be smooth and then just.. like this#yeah im a brilliant person but i still cant believe you chose me#its also what he has in common with Astarion when you choose him over someone adsfasdf#gale x durge#ooops i tagged as Tav its not true akdhsjdh
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Unpleasant Revelations - DPxDC Ficlet Idea for the Stillborn Au
"Have you met my youngest, Damian, Mr. Masters?"
Its only from twenty years of long, hard experience and practice that Vlad doesn't increase the room temperature from 'borderline uncomfortably cool' to 'unbearably hot' the moment Bruce Wayne pulls his youngest and "only" biological son out in front of him.
He puts only in quotations because twelve year old Damian Wayne looks scarily, uncannily like one Daniel Brown. Jack and Maddie's foster son, second victim of their foolishness, and only other halfa in existence. Second only to him.
It's nauseating how similar they look. From the scowl and terrible glare on the young boy's face, to his brown skin -- which was only a few shades lighter than Daniel's, the shape of his nose, and even the strange winged edge of his eyebrow. Something that Vlad has long since come to find endearing on the child he considered a son of his own. The only difference was that Damian had dark, sharp green eyes.
Daniel's eyes were blue. The same glacier shade as his father's, who stood behind Damian with a proud, oafish smile on his visage.
It was infuriating how similar they look. Vlad might not have rapidly swung the room temperature from one extreme to the other, but he can't stop himself from letting the fury burning within his core from slipping out and raising the temperature up a few degrees.
Because it really only meant one thing.
Damian Wayne and Daniel Brown were related.
Damian Wayne and Daniel Brown were brothers.
Standing in front of him, it was clear as day. He can already picture a phantom image of Daniel standing beside Damian, the same scowl written on his face, the same glare carved into his eyes. The only difference being the dark, exhausted circles beneath them that seemed to be permanently painted onto his skin. The only thing missing being the permanent loneliness and vigilance permeating his being like a scar.
This, if revealed, would be enough to ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation. Or, at the very least, darken it quite a bit. The great philanthropist Bruce Wayne with another secret blood child? One related to his youngest? One that had been put into foster care? Seemingly thrown away?
It would be a firestorm.
One that Vlad is not keen on starting.
It would ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation, yes. But it would hurt Daniel in the process -- the harassment he would face alone might just be enough to break that fragile child completely. That was just not something he could allow. Or, even worse, bring him into his biological father's care and custody -- something Vlad was even less willing to allow.
It's not out of kindness to Wayne that Vlad will keep mum about this.
His grip on his champagne flute tightens, just a bit. He's still aware enough of the world around him to not let it shatter in his hands. His plastered, pleasant smile tightens around the corners, and he forces his focus to slide from Damian to Wayne.
"The resemblance is uncanny, Mister Wayne." He says, slanting his smile to the side slyly. Although he's not talking about the resemblance between Wayne and his son. Rage simmers beneath his skin, burning coal and embers in the core of his chest, nestled between his lungs, as he meets the man's eyes.
Wayne swaggles his head proudly, his ditzy smile widening as he squeezes his son's shoulder affectionately. Bastard, Vlad wants to spit.
He breathes in through his nose, and exhales out through his mouth. The champagne in his hand cools, and stops its unusual bubbling.
The Damian boy scoffs under his breath, his mouth still coiled upward into a scowl. With the revelation of his blood relation to Daniel evident, Vlad's not sure if he should find it endearing or not.
He is not Daniel, so he decides that it's just simply irritating. He decides to ignore it.
"And you said he was your only biological son?" He asks, voice lilting and head tilting. He knows its a suspicious question at worst, insulting at best. But considering Wayne's past proclivities, he can hardly call it an unexpected question.
Damian puffs in great offense, face twisting angrily. It reminds him of Daniel when Vlad insisted that he was wrong about something or other, and for a moment his heart swells, fond.
But this is not his child, and so the feeling quickly crashes and burns, simmering back into rage. This was not Daniel -- this was his replacement. A replacement that Wayne was free to keep.
Wayne chuckles, idiotically, as if he'd said some funny joke. Vlad's other hand, the one gripping his cane -- something he's required ever since he was dispatched from the hospital all those lonely years ago -- tightens instead. He grinds his teeth -- him and Jack Fenton would get along like a house on fire, he hates it.
"I can understand why you'd ask that, Mister Masters," Wayne says, squeezing Damian's shoulder again, "but yes, Damian is my only biological son. Although that doesn't mean I don't love my other children any less."
Bastard.
For all his posturing and flouncing about caring for his city and his children, Vlad never would have thought the Prince of Gotham capable of abandoning one of them.
But, well.
They all have their dark secrets.
And what one man throws away, another man picks up. If Bruce Wayne didn't want the treasure child that was Daniel Brown, then Vlad Masters was more than happy to take him instead.
"I see."
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc au#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc ficlet#dpxdc fanfic#i was hit with this idea two hours ago and was hit with the intrinsic need to write it down#parental vlad masters#protective vlad masters#vlad is currently going 'OH? OH YOU ABANDON AND REPLACE **MY** SON??? MURDER. DEATH. BEES UPON YOUR FAMILY'#but he's also still like. evil. much less of a creep! but evil. so he comes off a bit possessive. which was intentional.#vlad's reaction is kinda valid if it was accurate and bruce DID willingly and knowingly abandon danny. except he didn't. he has no idea#danny is even alive. vlad doesn't know that tho. we all love a good reasonable misunderstanding :]#hc that vlad needs a cane as a human because the ecto-acne that killed him fucked his nerves up a bit as a result and now he's got a bad le#and is also immunocompromised. which had a slight hand in his 20 year isolation thing.#stillborn? no still born au#stillborn danny au#stillborn danny#vlad masters#this may or may not be canon to the au im still thinking about it#vlad acknowledges that danny is formiddable but he's also not wrong that a media shitstorm like that would hurt him considerably.#diamonds are the toughest known material to man and yet it still shatters like glass when put under pressure. vlad's right he's fragile#ummm anyways yeah Vlad finds out first and promptly decides to go 'oh okay so fuck you personally actually. keep your replacement child'#he has No Plans on telling Danny what he learned mostly for the obvious selfish reasons and also bc yeah. this is gonna hurt danny#ITS NOT FUN IF IT ISNT A LITTLE TOXIIIIC#i absolutely know that vlad only swears in deserts which is why its important that i have him call bruce wayne a bastard directly.
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Kenji Sato + nervous habits — finger tapping & leg bouncing
#sorry for overanalyzing a fictional character's mannerisms in an animated kid's film. do you still think im sexy#ultraman rising#ultraman: rising#also fingernail biting i guess but he only does that ONCE so im not calling it a habit#kenji sato#ken sato#mine#i do fear this makes me a freak#i just love the attention to detail that the animators put into this okay#the last one is crazy subtle & the camera moving makes it even harder to see but its there i swear on my life#omg quality assassination. ill get you tumblr#ultraman
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sonic.exe/creepypasta character... sonic as a virtual buddy.. he seems very normal please trust him . please look at more sonic please pay attention to him pay attentio
#my art#ms paint#sonic oc#sonic.exe#okay i KNOW sonic.exe oc sounds strange as a concept.#but. its funny.#he can be 'scarier' i just didnt draw it#there is obvious kinito pet ispirations here#and the spraypaint he has is a joke about it resembling blood please laugh#i might dra wmore of him. MIGHT.#im sorry for having ocs that are ripoffs of existing media characters#i swear this has only happened with mario and sonic and sans ONCE
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a few experimental ducks in dresses originally made to mess with some brushes, then some palettes, then some textures...
do yourself a favor and listen to some caro emerald while you look at these ones lol!
#dhmis duck#dhmis#my dhmis postings#me art#GENUINELY REALLY LOVE THESE LOL#givin duck a wig im getting further and further from canon as we speak /j#HE WEARS ONE IN JOBS IM ALMOST RIGHT OKAY#as usual all the fits are based off real 20s fits so if u wanna see the OGs lmk i have them all lol#INCLUDING THE SWIMSUIT THAT SHOWS ONLY THE SIDE OF UR ASS FOR SOME REASON?? PAIRED WITH A FUCKIN FUR COAT. I SWEAR THATS REAL#its real and also he WOULD#this is going in my collection of drawings i make and scream at the screen RG YOU DONT DESERVE HIMMM DUCK WIFE ME UP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#I WOULD TREAT YOU RIGHT BABY!!!!!!#then suddenly i blink and im like hu.h. what. and the drawings are completed#i forget im not genuinely into him sometimes
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doodling the two dragons..
color by @/superyoumna
kin by @/bun-bunmuse
kin is smacking color out of dissociation on the first one
and the other one they're roughhousing for fun cause...he did with other characters why not color? shrug idfk
this is prob in the future when kin a lil more familiar with color? i don't have their dynamic written down all the way yet don't @ me
@howlsofbloodhounds :)
#toffeesdoodles#kin sans#color sans#uhh yeah#i have alot of abyss team designs cooking but havent gotten the time to finish them all#abyss sans will be done...soon i promise#maybe ooc on kins part#i dont have an exact grasp on him yet#dragonkin color#cause its mentioned#if its ooc you can skin me alive its okay#kin has rbf i swear hes not as angry as he looks
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"Memories of This Life" - Il Capitano(x)
#HOYO I SWEAR TO CHRIST IF YOU ARE BAITING ME RIGHT NOW#PLEASE THIS MEANS HES PLAYABLE RIGHT? RIGHT?????????#im ngl i feel like ill never play natlan until i find out if hes actually gonna be playable or not#PLEASE IVE BEEN WAITING YEARS#lmao kinda funny i gifed him from the first natlan trailer and now look where we are#just give me my goat and eveything will be okay.......#god the animation in this is so sick#hes always so FAST! its tough to gif bcs hes all over the place#and im like sir sir lemme just see your helmet okay okay !!!!#im missing some tiny bits but i think this is sufficient no?#the only guy who will get me to gif outside my typical work LOL#genshin impact#genshin#capitano#il capitano#harbinger#fatui#catie.edits.
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RAHHHHHHHHHHH.
#guys. gIs.#what if. i made ocs. for every main killer chat route.#i first give you Rem. the Ronin route guy <<<<333334#total loser but smart at what he does.#think of him like a possum.#(rem is short for remora. yk the fish that likes to eat parasites and guck off of sharks?#i may explain my reasoning for naming all my mc ocs after remoras in a different post... anD ITS NOOOT#JUST BECAUSE I LIKE SHARKS. OKAY. AND THAT I ASSAIGNED EVERY KC! CHARACTER A SHARK.#it may be. a reason. but noooot hust because i swear 😣😣😣)#killer chat!#killer chat#ronin killer chat#ronin beaufort#angel killer chat#v killer chat#misaki killer chat#mc oc#oc#idk if i should tag this as oc x canon 😭#ig it is??#oc x canon#just in case 🫡#my art#next up: draw luca and feli cause me and my boyfriend need more than just their icons to match pfps with 😭😭
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something about trust
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“How… does it feel?” Locus asked haltingly. Lopez shrugged. “<Weird. But I expected that.>” Locus hummed, his brow furrowed like he was lost in thought as he scanned Lopez’s face. Lopez grabbed Locus’ wrists, bringing his hands to his throat. “What are you--?” “<One way to test it. Take my head off.>” Locus’ eyes widened, his expression turning panicked. He tried to pull his hands away, but Lopez held him steady. “<You are the only person strong enough,>” Lopez said firmly, giving the other no room to balk any further. “<If this synthskin doesn’t fix the problem, I want to know now, not later.>” Lopez could feel the way Locus’s hands shifted, his fingers flexing as he fought some internal debate. Lopez couldn’t read his mind, but the flicker of those marble grey eyes was telling as Locus looked at his hands around Lopez’s throat, then to his face and then back again and again. “<It doesn’t hurt, if that’s what all this fuss is about.>” Not strictly true, having his head removed wasn’t exactly a pleasant feeling. But better to do it now, with some degree of control, than in the middle of a fight or an accident. The sensation of feeling everywhere his skin touched was strange though, the normally very localized sensors spread out across the surface of the synthskin. Was this how humans felt things all the time? No wonder they were so easily distracted. Neither of them moved. “You’re certain?” Locus asked finally, his voice little more than a whisper. Lopez raised an eyebrow and let himself grin just a little at being able to convey the sentiment properly. Maybe there were some advantages to the synthskin after all. “<I wouldn’t have said it if I wasn’t.>” A nod, then the pressure. Lopez knew Locus was strong, for a human, but the feeling of his hands tightening around his neck and pulling at his jaw, the base of his metal skull… His head didn’t budge, and the pressure eased. Lopez clicked his tongue, releasing Locus’ wrists. “<Good. That is one problem fixed, at least.>”
#rvb#red vs blue#rvb locus#rvb lopez#samuel ‘locus’ ortez#lopez the heavy#locpez#my art#batsy art#batsy writes#sometimes i swear i open clip to draw one thing and i blink and something else entirely has spawned in#im not MAD im just like#damn#okay#technically part of a longer thing i have pinging around my head with them and lopez getting himself a proper synthskin bc i accidentally#really really liked the more human look on him and went welp time to make up a reason to draw him like that more#im not immune to cool robot glowy eyes#lopez gets curly hair bc i said so but he would never let it get long enough to be fluffy#heart breaking as it is#technically i drew this last night fromwhen its getting posted but i wanted to give the halloween comic a little bit of a breather lmaoooo#sometimes the fully clothed piece is just hornier than it has any right to be and i think that means it gets some space first lmao#yes this is scheduled for 8am bc it amuses me and thats about how long im willing to wait before unleashing it#a whole 13 hours from when i finished drawing it yahoo
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babpy.
#pizza tower#peppino#arts#mine#happy pride; heres a little otter for u#hes like very early 20s here#happy and unbothered before the Horrors happened#it is NOT his 30s bc he needs to exude raw dilf energy by that point#but for now he is anxious and sweet and awkward#not that i dont draw him like that already but its like 10x here#its PALPABLE#okay mwah i will hopefully come back w more than just sketches that mean nothing skjfsdjkfdhfhsk#i have LITERALLY been on this commission for WEEKS i need someone to take me out back and put me out of my misery i swear#im going to finish the lines TODAY like i cant be this person i cant keep coming back to this fucking comm w no progress ill simply Die#its like singlehandedly preventing me from doing anything else; its making a mental block waaaaaaaau#but i feel like i am breaking through it today. at least i HOPE i am sdkjfsdjkfjsdkf#um if u are still here ilu. send me some anons; i want to be chatty but the messages i have feel like i need to respond w essays#and i literally. cannot.#at least until i get my head screwed on properly again
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rip freakazoid you would’ve loved tumblr
#freakazoid#dexter douglas#the lobe#fanart#my art#so i was watching freakazoid again. Still peak.#someone help this nonbinary lesbian PLEASEE please he is never gonna pull ANYBODY#except steff. him and steff are endgame. i have a sketch i did of them its old but sgdjsjskd i might post it#also i love the lobe. So much. Omfg.#if i draw this internet amalgamation guy one more time I Swear to God. Okay. Ummmm ya#See ya whenever rofl sorry im not crazy active here
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luffy gets a girlfriend
He is blissfully unaware of this fact, however. He meets Torao at work, he's a firefighter and she's a doctor. She stitched up a cut on his arm and he gets hungry, spontaneously invites her to eat and she accepts, probably hungry too (or totally thinking that the cute guy with the stupid smile is asking her out).
They go out several times after that, usually with Luffy showing up at the hospital randomly, either injured or bringing in a patient, or simply to bother Torao because he was bored.
Luffy gets a new (girl) friend.
They're weird friends, though, because one day Torao just leaned in and kissed him. On the lips! And he liked it for some reason, so they kissed countless more times.
And sometimes things get too hot when they kiss and one thing leads to another and- well, they had sex. Several times. Which is weird, because Luffy definitely has no desire to kiss, much less have sex, with his other friends. But it works, so he just classifies them as weird friends.
He's pretty sure they're NOT lovers, because neither he nor Torao made fancy proposals, with roses, candles, fancy dinner and fancy rings, like Sanji and most TV shows tell, so, definitely weird friends.
And its okay, he likes being weird friends with Torao :D
(They're totally dating and no one believes Luffy when he says they're just friends. Because he shares his meat with Law, he actually, like, listens to her opinion instead of just doing what he wants, he takes her side in arguments no matter how obviously wrong she is, he fights with Ace, physically, when his brother says Law should get out of Luffy's life.They are totally dating, Luffy has a girlfriend, it doesn't matter that he doesn't know it.)
((law is just happy to be here, even if her boyfriend is a little slow))
#its like roomariage but the other way lol#law is tired poor girl#shes dating a moron lol#and if you're asking yourself:#“why its law not stressing over the fact luffy doesn't admit they are dating?”#everyone and their mother knows they are dating#she does too shes smart#aka: fem law is less dumb than og law bc women#women#do you see the vision? women#anywaysssssss#again#again everyone and their mother knows that they are dating#everyone but luffy#he genuinely thinks they are just weird friends#and then proceeds to get FURIOUS when Nami suggests that law should be weird friends with her too#imagine all the blackmail material nami will have against future Luffy when he finally understands what is going on#oh shes about to be so so sooooo rich im not even joking lol#ace being an idiot for plot reasons#but i love him i swear its just like once#hes sorry he was drunk im sure#lol actually he thinks this tall gothic and super hot woman is taking advantage of his little brother#and he actually thinks she should take advantage of him#(hes jealous hes lil bro got a baddie when all he gets its his right hand )#im sorry#kjgfhkhkjghkgfhdkghdfkjh okay that it#one piece#one piece lulaw#lulaw#lawlu
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The kind of speechlessness when that one person you hate compares you to them.
Sometimes I just want him to stop being so polite and start swearing haha.
#like hes SO civilized please babyboo its okay to swear i prommy#101 suo expressions#101 suou expressions#suo hayato#suou hayato#wind breaker#wind breaker nii satoru#wbk
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there was reason grayson was single for so long….
#IM KIDDING#i swear i love him guys#its just funny to make fun of him#he’s my man so its okay#he’s a man so its okay#grayson hawthorne#the inheritance games#the grandest game
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It is with deep regret that I inform you that on the 21st of May 2024, Oscar Jack Piastri revived the Grid Dad Industrial Complex (GDIC). A deceptively innocuous interaction with one Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc resulting from a call back joke referencing the controversy disputing Daniel Joseph Ricciardo's Italian heritage resuscitated the dormant GDIC. If you or someone you know has fallen victim to GDIC please reach out to the to the GDIC Helplines. If you or someone you know has been radicalised by GDIC, please reach out to GDIC de-radicalisation network.
#take this in the SPIRIT IT WAS INTENDED!!! AS A JOKE!! I SWEAR IM NOT KINK SHAMING IM JUST TRAUMATISED#im not talking about fanfic or rpf ofc im talking about the real and weird wave of infantalisation we got in 2020-2021.#+ the genuinely problematic and uncomfortable stuff like the people who were saying 'its okay mick doesnt have a dad bc he has seb' NO!#thats not okay!!!! also he DOES HAVE A DAD WHAT A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY?#lestappen are oscars grid dads- NO#lewis hamilton is mayonnaise man's grid dad- NO#blank is blanks grid dad- NO!#f1
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