#BUT I WANT IT

[themakeupbrush]

Paris Hilton came out with a kitchen line for walmart and it’s everything I wanted my kitchen to be as a kid

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[revenantghost]

HOLY SWEET SPACE COWBOY JESUS

[hobohobgoblim]

Behold! Toilet Toad!

[rainy19days]

This fucking man turns me into a person who'd insert themselves into a fic where I'd just let him ravish me

[morganoperandi]

What about an Assassin’s Creed style game where you play as a vampire and have to contend with all the traditional vampire weaknesses?

There’s a day/night cycle that you have to pay attention to.

You can travel anywhere in the city, except you can’t pass over running water, and both garlic and holy places are painful and repellent to you.

If a potential victim tosses seeds on the ground you’re forced into a mini game to gather them all up while they escape.

However, you also get more powerful as you level up, gaining the ability to shapeshift, hypnotize prey, go longer without needing blood. You also have a home you can outfit and decorate and improve.

Does this exist? If not, let’s make it.

[zeldathehero]

ive currently been awake for far too long and this is probably incredibly stupid, but i think itd be fucking hilarious if Jason got some kind of nemesis who is just like a really corny noir movie private eye, who tracks down the red hood and has like, over dramatic shootouts with tommy guns in the rain during a full moon

he miraculously survives every encounter by the skin of his teeth and months later, when Jason is finally like “oh thank god he’s finally fucking dead” he shows up again with no lingering effects from the last fight and Jason is just so done

[lost-crown]

First it was the 19th, than the 24th, and now I saw people saying it will be in april

Vivienne I am putting my mental health in the hands of the next episode, u can't tell me I need to wait another 2 months

[tenthousand-corpses]

[schoute]

Constantly battling my want for a second cup of coffee and knowing it's a bridge too far and will just make me buzz but not in a productive way

[cacw]

frostpaw ultimately becoming leader won't really change anything the way I want it to. I know this because it never happens. it took 7 arcs for anyone to even consider going, hey, maybe some of these rules should be changed. maybe the system is a little cruel. it's a little broken. but only some of it. I know this

[nettedtangible]

Really need an ancient greece au. Lily, Dorcas and Mary would be gods. Sirius and Regulus would be some helen-of-troy-esque noble beauties that have captured the attention of the gods. Remus would be some mythical half-man beast that's misunderstood with a tragic backstory. James and Marlene would be an achilles style greek heroes. Pandora would be an oracle. Barty and Evan are basically hades. Peter would be a satyr.

[kaldwinroyalty]

Stands up on my long left alone dishonored box. I still do wish DH2 didn’t have the character you didn’t choose to play to just, be gone from the narrative till the very end. Corvo and Emily’s relationship is really what I felt brought DH1 together (where it really is Corvo is doing it all for her and she looks up to him so much that she is the biggest indicator of low or high chaos), and the little bit of banter at the start of the game makes me want to see more of how this dynamic has changed as Emily has grown

Maybe instead of “oops you’re a statue now”, Delilah only changes a part of their body to stone. The hand where the Outsider’s mark is supposed to go, its a curse that removes power from that individual, but they can still do other things. Except when the two of you make your break and leave, it slowly becomes apparent that the stone is spreading, the distance from Delilah is causing it to progress as you work your way through Karnacas. Not only do you have to find a way to stop Delilah, but now there is a deadline as your loved one becomes more of a statue and you don’t know if any of it is reversible.

I dunno. I just wanted more Emily and Corvo father daughter bonding

[brandnewdress]

blue crewneck sold out everywhere in my size…get to the final merch stand and the person in front of me got the very last one……..off to a great start tonight

[suguwu]

princess mononoke au with getou as san...