#BUT HOLY FUCKING GOD
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Vent post! I'm just talking about how much I hate my dad.
Man, my dad is such a fundamentally bad and evil person, like he does such horrible fucked up cruel things just to see people feel down. Specifically and solely to make them miserable.
Like it literally boggles the mind. He's a genuine sadist and it's so fucking annoying. I have never met someone more manipulative and cruel than this man. He's the type of guy to subtly sabatoge you physically and mentally just to see you in pain when you piss him off. It's absolutely astounding, I've never met someone so devoid of human compassion in my fucking life. Genuinely.
It's like. What the FUCK do you even do with a person like that? Like genuinely what the HELL are you supposed to say to him? The only time he feels guilt is when it makes him feel bad for himself (ohhh hes just a sad little guy everyone is so mean to him 🥺) or affects him in some way. It's like... Tearing my fucking hair out.
How the hell can a person be so fucked up inside? It makes no fucking sense.
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justification ≠ explanation
#this is about undertale#im going fucking nuts#yeah#people can write whatever the fuck they want#it's fine#I'm trying to convince myself of that#but it's true#free will rules#and the things you like don't have to be true to be good for you#BUT HOLY FUCKING GOD#DOES IT BRING ME *ENORMOUS* ANGER WHEN PEOPLE TREAT THEIR BG CHARACTERS SO BADLY#i mean#there are contexts in which I can understand it. The narrator does not consider them as people#nor does the context#but then they pick a character that *would* care for these people that don't even have a name for us#as readers#and make they not care either????#like#anyways#you maybe would do the same thing in their place#that does not mean that it's any less of a crime
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#holy shit. holy fuck. not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god#maui#moana#genderbend#cosplay#tiktoks
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He is both incredibly thirsty and desperate but is somehow oblivious of it lmao
See? Desperate.
#fucking thirsty mf holy shit#my god#i cannot believe this guy#twisted wonderland#ventique rambles#malleus draconia#malleus x reader
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once again a lou wilson reaction represents the entire audience, as this was exactly the face i was making as the last 20 minutes of episode 11 happened
#IM LIKE#HOLY FUCK#WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL#OH MY GOD#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#d20#fh#fhjy
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oh nothing just imagining fucking someone with my strap and then slowly introducing a second dildo and watching their pussy stretch around both while they whine about it being too much, but they're getting wetter and dripping around both while i fuck them
#holy fuck i saw someone post about fucking their pussy with two dildos earlier today and it#i immediately got wet as fuck thinking about it god#can i do this to you please#please?#wlw ns/fw#lesbian ns/fw#lesbian nsft#sapphic nsft#wlw nsft#wlw#wlw smut#lesbian#lesbian daddy
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local gang of dnd players intimidate and viciously bully game show host sam reich, threatening to push his ass down the stairs like he's a 90-year-old grandma in a retirement home. more at 8
#another brennan lee mulligan monologue to go down in the books folks#this one is short but holy shit does it pack a punch#this threat like god fucking damn brennan#sam is on a plane to aruba rn planning to start his new life so that these three won't come to his house at night and murder him#gimme a minute a may pull a muscle laughing#also siobhan's little push on sam too is like asdfsjkhksjd im fucking cackling#game changer#game changer spoilers#brennan lee mulligan#sam reich#siobhan thompson#lou wilson#dropout#dropout tv#d20#d20 cast#college humor#andis thought geyser
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Having an hour to spare after the recent chapter is a blessing and a curse.
So I drew the babies.
#myart#my art#art#sketch#spy x family#damian desmond#anya forger#sxf#sxf manga#sxf spoilers#sxf anya#sxf damian#spy family#sxf fanart#Becky: oh my god anya I NEED you to tell me where you got that lipstick#Ewen: I need a camera right now holy shit#emile: did you get jumped by the Sephora store#Damien: shut the fuck up I hate all of you#damianya
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Here's the thing. Ludinus is a hypocrite. At this point he knows he a hypocrite. It's the reason he refused to engage Chetney about Molaesmyr.
Here's the thing, we need to remove "are the Gods good or bad?" Question from the table when talking about Ludinus. We have two different issues that are only connected because of his end point.
So what does Ludinus want? He wants to set Predathos free to kill the gods. How is he getting to that end goal? He's murdered hundreds, if not thousands, of fey to extend his life, he destroyed an entire city, he wrecked thousands of acres of land surrounding that city, the corruption of which is still spreading hundreds of years later, he had an anti revivify poison created, tested, and then used to kill, more than likely, more than just the Ashari around Keyleth. This is not a man you work with. Ludinus Da'leth is a problem that's needed delt with for centuries.
Deal with Ludanis, circle back to restructuring the faith of Exandria after.
Tl;Dr the ends do not justify the means. Ludinus Da'leth does not care about sentient life. He cares only about his trauma.
#ludinus da'leth#critical role#cr spoilers#like holy fuck#yes theres issues with the gods#but the answer is not Ludinus fucking Da'leth
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Loop 1, rock beats scissors.
#Isat#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat mirabelle#isat loop#isat change god#isat fanart#Look man I just think about those few seconds before the loop loops and I get emotional#also I do think Mira froze for this death cause holy fuck#Also.... red :3#trying the game style a lil#not a huge fan but! It works lol#Also if yall will notice the only one not looking at someone else in this picture doesnt have red in her eyes lol
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everybody has fics or headcannons that Bruce's speach was influenced by how he's such a dad, or batman, or a serving cunt but like what about how his speech Is influenced by how he talks normally as "Brucie wayne" to people?
I imagine he's got that posh accent when he's speaking when he's acting as Brucie Wayne and says 'darling' at the end of his sentences and it became a habit when he's not in the cowl
This is also partly because justice league's ears almost fall off when batman is scolding them( wearing a domino, cowl was damaged on mission,no voice modulation) because why does batman have a Italian-posh accent and who just called Superman darling.
#Imagine it though#Justice league: getting scolded#Green lantern: how -fuck wait is that a British accent#Flash: oh my god it's mixed with Italian#Superman: *gently* batman I'm sure there is a better solution to this#Batman: *like one of em medivial princes* because it's STUPID DARLING AND *switches language*#Superman: tomatofies#Green lantern: HOLY FUCK??? DID HE JUST-DID YOU SEE THA-#Diana : *already recording* oh? 😏#Flash: faints#Arthur: oh my#Arthur : 🧐🏳️🌈❓#Batman#bruce wayne#the caped crusader#the dark knight#brucie wayne#batman headcanon#bruce wayne headcanon#batman bruce wayne#justice league#the justice league#Green lantern#Flash#diana prince#wonder woman#Superman#superbat#do you see the chaos?#do you see the vision?
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Quick! Another one, because I cannot get them out of my head!
#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#loganpool#art#doodle#marvel#mcu#i still chuckle at hugh's height compared to comic height#they're pretty close in height but we all know ryan/wade/dp would climb him at any given opportunity#whatever the hell we call him. they're the same person irl and mcu#FUCK ITS 4AM I GOTTA SLEEP#i'm gonna be god's eepiest soldier at work holy shit#crnl's dp journal
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magolor is so funny bc its like. here's this wizard guy. he cosplays an ancient civilization because hes basically their equivalent of a fucking weeboo, to the point where his name translates to 'false paradise' in their language. he's deliberately judas-coded. he basically becomes god for about 5 seconds before he gets his ass beat so hard he dies and goes to superhell. he looks like a sopping wet cat in a cardboard box the entire time hes there atoning for his sins. his final fight is against a fucking tree. and then he opens a theme park to say sorry for trying to take over the entire universe. who else is out here doing it like him
#kirby#magolor#sorry i still think abt the fucking judas thing bc that is. absolutely insane#and also indirectly implies kirby's status as a christlike figure which#ok alright ok ok alright ok sure#oh my fucking god hold on im having a brain blast rn#did kumazaki fucking. INTENTIONALLY do a 'father-son-holy spirit' trinity#with void termina-kirby-void#im going to fucking kermit#how did i not notice that fucking parallel before#sorry i know to an outsider to kirby this looks like the ramblings of a madwoman#(bc they are. thats just what being a dedicated kirby fan gets you)
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I don't remember this but HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIITT LLOYD WAS CONFIRMED TO BE AT LEAST 9 YEARS OLD HERE AND HE WAS ABLE TO DO THAT??? JESUS FUCK
#This might be proof that lloyd is quite jacked#i mean lloyd literally cracked the entire floor split open under ONE fucking FIST#and in dragons rising lloyd literally blocked the empress' sword on her big mech with his tiny ass gold sword#and lloyd also literally lifted and threw kai across the ship in dragons rising too..#and in the magazine comics (not entirely canon sadly) lloyd threw a big ass enormous fucking vengestone mech in his oni form with his HANDS#ANNNNDDD lloyd can even handle the power of the source dragon in dragons rising..#ANNNNNDD the original ending for crystallised was gonna be about lloyd lost in his oni form and beating the overlords ass and rule ninjago..#in which apparently the ninja save him from the power of FRIENDSHIP#lloyd literally fell on piles of glass and wasn't bothered by it#HE WAS 9 AND HE FELL ON PILES OF GLASS WITH NO HESITATION!?!?!#fucking OUCH#and yet wu says lloyd is “the wise one” fuck that shit he should become a GOD#lloyd literally risked to sacrifice his life to the three dragon cores in dragons rising like holy fucking shit I'd marry him#if lloyd was a villain I'd fucking root for him so hard I'd be on my knees they should make it happen PLEASE PLES PLEASEE#sorry i love lloyd hes my wife#ninjago#ninjago fandom#lloyd garmadon#lloyd montgomery garmadon#lloyd garmadon ninjago#ninjago lloyd#lloyd ninjago#ninjago lloyd garmadon
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um uh uh um. so. did anyone else used to follow Nate Stevenson's D&D campaign drawings back in the day or-
#fantasy high#fhjy#dimension 20#nd stevenson#brennan lee mulligan#like. uh. god.#in november 2022 i went insane and watched a ton of avdenturing academy#and found out brennan used to play w molly ostertag (nd's wife)#and was like. wait a fucking minute. i was obsessed w jericho rose#so i refound that pic just to be like hmm i winder if any of these were brennan's characters that'd be crazy#and then further episodes in he mentioned playing a lawful good rogue and i was like HOLY SHIT#bc lets be real. kipperlilly copperkettle is SUCH a brennan name#but i thought my theory could only ever be that! right! my haha silly red string board in my friend's dms!#WRONG#IM SO FUCKING SMART#anyways. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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something abt a creature being made from the grief of a man who lost everything and took that pain out on the people around him. and that creature only knowing some fragments of tear-stained memories from family that it never knew and never will. going through the motions of the man it came from, trying desperately to feel fulfilled by the values that aren’t from it. something abt that photo reminded it of who it was EVEN FOR A SPLIT SECOND. memories that it never had. PAIN THAT IT NEVER FELT! longing for people it NEVER KNEW.
something about a creature made of Afton’s pain and agony, that only remembers the desire to see his kids again. I AM GOING PRIMAL
#GOD!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME#I HAVE MORE TO SAY ABOYT THE YAOI LMFAO BUT HOLY FUCK#OH MY GOD THE AMOUNT OF STORYTELLING#OOOUTRGGHH!!!!!!#im going crazy guys i have so many ideas#fnaf#fnaf fandom#into the pit spoilers#five nights at freddy's#william afton#fnaf william afton#into the pit#fnaf spoilers#IM SORRY IM GETTING POETIC BUT IT IS SO GOOD
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