#BUT ALSO??? HELLO?????? 😭

[dnpbeats]

i love that ppl on Twitter were starting discourse about writing phanfic where d&p can see it and dan said “okay here is my steamy romance enemies to lovers phanfic where phil gives birth and we raise the child together”

[rystiel]

i keep seeing people say the doctor shouldn’t have feelings for rogue because he’s married to river…? river song… who has also married multiple people… one of the most polyamorous characters in the show…?

[opikiquu]

[daikunart]

[baeshijima]

so uhm…

what if i just died

what then 🧍‍♀️

[doctorsiren]

Consider: I repackage another ace attorney au (split phoenix au) into mp100 for the sillies

[cosmicstarlatte]

Thirst/comfort???? How about Luci about to have sex with reader (their first time) and they cant at all relax? They're really tense and shaky because they know its gonna hurt. (Luci comforting reader during the whole thing? i dont know if this counts as a thirst)

-🍊Oranchi🍊

18+ nsfw headcanon // minors do not interact

Omg 😩💕!!!

Lucifer is a caretaker at heart and that extends to the bedroom. Depending on what u want huehue 😏

He knows if it's done right, it shouldn't be that painful. Of course he knows everyone is different but he assures you that he will try to make it the least painful as possible, 'slow and steady' is how it'll be done he tells you when he sees how nervous you are.

He would be so soft and sweet, he loves you and he wouldn't do anything to harm you. He would check in on you frequently through out the whole session. He'd be so gentle, praising you when he can.

"Look at how well you're taking my fingers already."

He'd press soft tender kisses to your face and neck as his warm lubed up fingers gently finger fuck you. He'd murmur a small "we can stop anytime you're uncomfortable my little lamb."

He will make sure you're as comfortable as you can be. After all, and perhaps there's some selfishness here, it'd hurt his pride if you didn't enjoy your first time with him.

"Mm...doing so good. The tip is already in, how are you feeling?" He asks and presses a sweet kiss to your forehead.

"Oh my little lamb wants more? Very well then." ⬦

also someone requested a virgin mc version of this back in june and I've been sitting on it ever since. perhaps I should continue to work on it?🫣

Lucifers part is actually done and idk if I wanna release that by itself or not in case I don't actually finish it... Decisions of an amateur writer. 😔

[crystallizsch]

I saw ur snake post and I went immediately like ‘can he taste what his snakes taste??’ And what if I just fed his snakes a lemon or basically his most least liked food

sorry if my English isn’t good 😭

-☀️ anon

HI HI ☀️ANON 😳😳😳 (also don't worry!! i think your english is pretty good!)

(not pictured: yuusha holding a bowl of dates behind her back)

anyways i believe we're sharing the same brain cell because i was talking about this with friends literally not too long ago 😭

so if the hair snakes eat, that food has to go... somewhere????? so would it be like. fertilizer for jamil's hair??? the hair roots,,, and the hair snakes are attached to it ;;;

what are the logistics would that be his hair care routine?????? feeding them certain types of food???

do different types of food give a different type of effect???

what even is the proper diet of a. Hair Snake.

also i like your idea that jamil tastes whatever the hair snakes eat!! would that mean if the snakes eat, it also feeds jamil indirectly instead? 🤔🤔🤔

there's. there's so many questions but not enough answers 😔

[milkyberryjsk]

mk1 story mode

(ib @/corre1310-blog!)

[foul-milk]

separating these 2 is a crime !! just listen to them banter 😭💔

[rystiel]

look. i view the doctor as asexual but the implication that he’s had kinky handcuff-escape sex with houdini is a bit funny so i’ll accept it

[dragon-spaghetti]

When I tell you I have not had a single thought in my head-

The sketch of the first image was by @butterflyscribbles !! I just lined & coloured ;v;

[neopuppy]

I love this silly little dude

[anonymouscheeses]

Exposing myself

[sunlit-mess]

Please don't take offence but I'm new soooooooo........... are you a boy or girl?

I'm a huge problem

[yakny]

COME ON BABY, DON'T FEAR THE REAPER