#BUT 99% OF THE TIME IT'S FUCKING SHIPPING
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#it's an incredible disservice to the characters because the Fandom Popular Pairings typically are not canon! at all! #so of course there's more to the characters than this hypothetical relationship
It’s not that I don’t LIKE the Fandom Popular Pairings, it’s that I find the assumption that everyone ships them and the general all-consuming nature of said pairings to be kinda exhausting,
#romance free zone#Anti Blitzbee#Anti Codywan#Anti Dabihawks#Anti Dinluke#Anti Endhawks#Anti Jangobi#Anti Kalluzeb#Anti Megop#Anti Obikin#Anti Obitine#Anti Shockblurr#Anti Sonadow#Anti Zutara#Once again - I wouldn't be so turned off by them if they weren't fucking EVERYWHERE#I just want to find good gen fic for the characters (heroes) that I actually like please and thank you#BUT 99% OF THE TIME IT'S FUCKING SHIPPING#EVEN WHEN THE RELATIONSHIP TAG USES A & AND THERE'S NOT A / IN SIGHT#People treat the shipped characters as part of a matched set - and ALWAYS being part of a matched set and nothing else#Especially when they're being shipped with the fucking villains#When I see people describing villains torturing heroes as sensual/hot/sexy#And in some cases saying the heroes should THANK the villains for torturing them#That heroes should totally side with mass murders/genocidal terrorists/people who have tried to hurt them and their friends#Because the bad guys are ~oh so sad so traumatized/they love the morally good aka brainwashed hero and they're just too stupid to see it~#And I have seen this in fandom and fanfic with my own two eyes everywhere I go#I don't care if it's a cliche saying seeing shit like this makes me want to fucking puke#When it comes to shipping culture characters aren't characters - they're just fucking shipping fodder#(Ranting about romance is really one of the best ways to get a tag rant out of me huh?)#(Romance really just makes me see red)
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................there are people who actually honest to god ship mae and kon? girl i think hes been groomed by enough adult women 💀
#rimi talks#sorry. i dont really care what people ship in that i will just block them and bitch in private 99% of the time#but sometimes people just say the absolute STUPIDEST things wrt abuse and i. hm. i cannot always choose kindness in my heart#and. before someone gets preachy about ''ship and let ship'' uwu in my notes:#im not going out of my way to interact w them. im bitching in my own space on my own blog. preemptively fuck off ok
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Okay okay I agree with everyone talking about the possibility of Pluto finally getting to go to France and meeting Duke in one of his shows, but I now raise you: What if they met BEFORE and Duke was actually the one to tell him about France and the lights and everything. What if Duke were the reason he wanted to go there in the first place. What then.
#imagine if Duke at some did a tour or something and stopped some time in London#and they met there for some random ass encounter#also Pluto seemed pretty much more kinda angry and jumpy bc of the whole living w his father thing obviously so they’d probably have+#+the messiest first(s) encounters ever w yk Duke being naturally sassy n silly and Pluto in that fucking place just done w everything#bonus points if they at first kept bumping into each other comically coincidentally and they get practically destiny forced to get along#more bonus points if they end up meeting at night on some random ass rooftop and bc of this Duke starts calling him cat#aka the REAL origin of “mon minou”#imagine if Duke invited him to go there w him or something GOD the possibilities#I just kinda fucking created a whole fanfic here fuck don’t mind me I’m being delusional#almost everything in this is 99% impossible but I hate reality I don’t care#nevermore webtoon#duke nevermore#pluto nevermore#pluto x duke#pluke#cat in the hat#SOMEONE NAMED THE SHIP THAT AND I LOVE IT SOSOSO MUCH IM USING THAT FOREVER
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yes aromanticism is a spectrum and i am So happy that is an accepted fact on most of this site. Cod i wish people would stop only bringing that up in reference to aro characters "still being shippable"
#🐠.txt#and then almost every aro hc i see that potrays them uninterested in romance completely brushes that character to the side#in favor of all the characters in pairings#and even the supposedly Still Arospec ships 99% of the time are just painfully allonormative#its frustrating as an aro who Does enjoy romance and does have a partner but in my own complex and still very aro way#get weirder with it !!!!#and be fucking normal about loveless/romance repulsed aros#they still exist in the aro spectrum and deserve rep too#vent
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i think it’s kind of hysterical that - out of any piece of media that could possibly have a straight relationship that passes the sniff test for me - it’s this one, considering like *gestures to the misogyny*
#very much a product of its time and genre - which is not an excuse but contextualizes why it’s Like That#but they really did something with this particular relationship#honestly probably not fully on purpose but#it really checks a lot of the boxes i look for in straight relationships#i like the woman to have the upper hand at least 90% of the time#bonus points if this is because she has a greater awareness of what is happening in the plot than the man#they have to be willing to do anything for each other (potentially in very unhinged misconceived and toxic ways)#but they must treat each other with tenderness that underlies even their worst arguments#and yeah like… it passes…#the way they treat each other honestly makes me insane like. YES they fuck up a lot#but they’re also sooooooo good to each other - they try so hard despite everything#and of course it’s all the more compelling since they fail in the end#but like. the love was there - you know?#and not the love they were made to have for each other - a love THEY created all their own#which is not necessarily romantic to me… this is why i keep calling them life partners#bc that’s what i think they would have been to each other if they could have survived and made it work#i think they respect each other too much to be in a romantic relationship#(which probably sounds weird out of context - but just trust me on this)#idk idk idk tho - i’m obsessed#i feel like they’re probably a somewhat popular ship but i also feel like at least 99% of people ship them Wrong so#🤷🤷🤷🤷#i shall remain in ignorance
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omw to shove my sibling out of their bed so i can age them dragons and i amonce again thinking about the power imbalance between Jackal Solas except it's swinging wildly on a pendulum daily between Who Holds The Power
local elven sorta god of lying vs also liar and knows more about him than they can EVER admit
#jackals barks#ship: dread wolf take you#jackal (un)consciously doing a solas romance speedrun bc They Know What He Likes To Hear#like yes it does legitimately match up with their own opinions and actions 99% of the time#BUT ALSO#they're gonna fuck up one day and buy him those frilly cakes b4 he mentions it and hes gonna 👁️👁️ and they're SWEATING
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im the enemy of all the people who go "we need male/female friendships in media where there's no romantic subplot!". as soon as you show me a m/f friendship where the woman is a unique, three-dimensional character and the male lead actually respects her, i'm probably shipping them. and i'll make them trans and bisexual while i'm at it.
#i think it's because i fucking hate 99% of m/f romance#like yes there's a lot. but in how much of it are women actual people? in how much of it are they unique? respected?#ntm that it's so hard to find romance where the woman isn't thin/white/conventionally attractive/perfect#and half the time in romance the two leads aren't even friends!#anyway tldr. i WILL turn all your m/f friendships into ships. not sorry about it
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i think my zelink playlist is my only good one like this shit is devastating genuinely
#the one exception on there being I would do anything for love by meatloaf#which is a classic case of “I like this song so much that I'm gonna black out and insist it goes here anyway even if it maybe doesn't”#lyrically that song is fine its just that the rest of the playlist is sad indie shit so it fucks with the vibes a bit#anyway this post is kind of a lie my el and max ones are also good and also probably better than the zelink one#it's just that 99 percent of the time if I make a character/ship/feeling playlist I get like 4 songs in it#go “hmm I'll work on this more another time” and never touch it again. so. most of them suck#and that's part of the reason my entire spotify profile is private#but the zelink one. well it's technically also not done to me hence why I made it in may and then never sent it to gloomy#hi gloomy sorry gloomy#but it's like 2 hours long which in retrospect is I think a normal length for playlists but not to me not if it's you#2 hours is normal if you curate that shit I don't curate my ideal playlist is an 8 hour monstrosity with every song#that even briefly induces character feelings#so um. georgia by phoebe bridgers though#anyway I was actually listening to the zelink playlist today bc I was thinking about ANOTHER couple. um😐#and it was genuinely getting rancid awful radioactive in my brain so I was like “FUCK THIS!! I NEED TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE”#and forcibly induced a zelink breakdown#prescribed 500 ml of zelinkism to combat The Diseases
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i’ll say it. i’m not afraid. sometimes i miss the 2012 les mis fandom.
#it was a simpler time…..#that ship bracket poll got me nostalgic…..#remember when a bunch of teenagers on the internet ignored 99% of the plot of a piece of media and just kinda#made up a bunch of characters and somehow all agreed on their traits and appearances and dynamics based on like. nothing#i could writing a fucking phd thesis about the insane fanon shit that happened it was like a collective hallucination of a piece of media#anyway#now i just think jvj and javert should fuck raw#and also all the revolution twinks too i guess
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when 99% of the content of one of uur fragments is weird icky stuff
#➳ the fool speaks#yes tumblr i follow this character tag. because i am this character. can uu stop showing me ONLY 18+ material!!!!#i'll blog the x rea.der tag for this specific fragment (nat.asha h.sr) but like#there's gotta be sfw stuff to. some cute art? right? or is everybun just perverted and only likes me for their gross fantasies?#uhggh. i know i know i'll just. as i said. block the 18+ x read.er tag. or maybe the general tag for that fragment. but it's still#kinda distressing because nyeow i'm kinda scared to actually go see the tag. IS there fanart? one per 100 sm.ut fics?#what. uu gonna make me go kiss sam.po? how about uu just. draw. normal things. i'm nawt even against ship art i don't want it to sound that#way i just. in my mems. view sam.po as an annoying brother. and i find content of me and him to be distressing. i've blocked the tag but#just knowing that if i go to my tag it'll be like 99% things i don't like to see and 1% cute or nice or pretty normal art.#makes me feel ugh#anyways tag blocking time. also adding sa.mpota.sha to my do nawt look bc i've realized in this moment that it is genuinely ew 4 me so. jic#and nothing wrong w writing stuff like that i'm just SO ANNOYED that it seems like 99% of ANY CONTENT OF ME IS *THAT*#do ya'll even like me/her as a character...#ps. very insecure abt beings liking me for weird shit irl too bc of. things. so if it seems i care too much abt this. kindly fuck off!
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just a reminder that Clara and I are not cis. u know when janet form the good place says “not a girl?” that’s us. in different ways but that’s the overlap
#I’m not a girl except sometimes I am and sometimes I hate it we’re going w the flow idk man it depends on the day#whereas Clara is never a girl she uses she/her pronouns like a ship does#she’s a hurricane. every day of her life#ooc.#clara 🤝 me#not giving enough fucks to specify our gender 99% of the time
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taps microphone. clears throat. has anyone else noticed the weird tension between dara and lily and how they have a complex dynamic that could so easily fall into some damn romantic tropes- *i dont get booed off the stage but i leave of my own accord as if i had anyways*
#rereading chapter 9 again. im not gonna deny theres something there man#the 'something' is a lot of violently conflicting thoughts as they destroy each other emotionally#neither of them would ever canonically be into each other i need to make that clear#i am approaching you as a weirdo fan of my work going hey did you fuvking see that? what the fuck was that??#dara literally calls her cute. why did she do that#lily spends the entire chapter wanting to hate dara so fucking bad but every time she does she feels like shit#and whenever she panics she sure does do a lot of things that make it clear she cares a lot#im just saying like. im never gonna stop people from shipping characters that arent canonically together#i will think its weird 99% of the time i wont say it cause its harmless but ill think it. however#lily and dara sure are something.
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I would like to make an addendum to this piece with the new chapter out and say that I was wrong about Phillip, he's great, 10/10 he went from being a giant red flag of a character to being genuinely relatable and man do i feel bad about side-eyeing him for that line he said last chapter
Also this chapter finally wrapped up another plot thread I was waiting for it to return to and waaaaaah seeing someone else's POV on Helene is so nice (and we finally got another flashback of OG Helene for like,, the first time in literally forever). Helene being called out as a lonely person who hides her kind feelings behind a cold expression...man suddenly my fondness for Helene is increasing thousandfold
Like literally how the fuck does this manga keep making Helene better and better there's literally nothing disappointing about her character and im STILL shook about it
#The Mighty Extra#no fully colored art today gotta process my feelings over the Helene bits in today's chapter LMAO#Helene continuously getting the best treatment in this story utterly shocks me as someone who is too used to seeing female characters in-#shounen-esque ending up as wasted potential fgkjggfkj#Helene is literally so perfect as a character i love her i love her i love her I LOVE HER I LOVE-#i don't draw Helene enough to show it outwardly but rest assured she occupies 99% of my current brain capacity 24/7#also the way I went from going “oh god why are you like this” to Phillip to “ohhh OHHHH okay no i get it you're very baby” is very funny#that last line makes complete sense for Phillip and it's so cool to see him show off a lot of character development in one go#for a character who is relatively minor i love how the creator made him really understandable and sympathetic like damn#i don't usually care for second lead male LIs but Phillip is surprisingly a strong and endearing character#so much so i think he's now going to forever be embedded in my mind as what a well written character looks like#me before 77: ehhh im not sure if im as excited for this chapter as the next few bc it's probs just gonna end up as#Phillip just being an ass and Fian being jealous about him#this fucking manga every goddamn time i doubt it: hey so want to learn more about Helene and see Phillip get massive character development-#that shows how mature he's gotten but also go back to several plot threads and mysteries and showcase how Lyla is severely in danger and th#war that Fian is starting is something that legitimately needs to happen to keep her safe and also here's a OG Helene flashback that-#you totally haven't been craving for promising to return to why Lyla shipped Helene/Fian in the first place and why she feels guilty about-#taking Fian from Helene (and also suggests Helene deeply loved Fian in the OG timeline which is one big awwwwWWWW and now it kind of-#sucks that Lyla DID rip Fian away from Helene but hey at least Helene has Paris now instead (oh the irony))#fun fact i actually kind of do ship Fian/Helene#at least the OG versions of them#idk seeing how attached Fian is to Lyla and imagining him doing the same to OG Helene is really fucking cute#i am SO FUCKING DESPERATE for the original story behind TME's plot to exist you have no fucking idea#and 78 looks promising as to revealing how OG Helene (/Lyla) reacted to OG Fian's death so like#im begging for next week's chapter already i NEED to get a continuation to that death scene#(also calling it now but if Lyla's real name is actually Helene im going to fucking scream)#(for more reasons than one oh my god)
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when i just wanna hang out in a fandom tag & have a good time & i start to see those “i normally don’t judge ships /but/“ posts
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#shut up shut up shut up you’re so annoying#& 99/100 times its age gap disk horse that’s like…semi relevant but most people don’t give a fuck#and it’s like…i don’t even ship the ship you’re against for the same reason but i’d rather ship the ship you hate with a slight age gap—#than the ‘allowed’ ‘unproblematic’ (annoying) ship you like i’m sorry 🧍#vagueposting but it shouldn’t be too hard to see what ships i’m comparing lol#anyways when i complain i keep things on my own blog :)#fandom wank#fandom discourse#Youtube
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Me and the DM of Rook's campaign were talking about what I'm going to do character-wise when Rook gets kidnapped by Cpt. Wolf, and I came up with the idea of playing the captain whose ship they hire to chase Wolf down, and I'm more than a little in love with them now.
Meet Captain Kyron Valris!!
They're a tiefling hexblade warlock, and they're the only captain in Bon Largo (and maybe the world) brave/stupid/crazy/take-your-pick-of-adjective enough to accept a job to chase down the most feared pirate captain in the world. And not just chase her down but attempt to steal from her.
I love them dearly, and it's gonna be a lot of fun to play an eccentric little weirdo. Also to play a good character for once... Chaotic good, of course, but still, good.
Funnily enough, they're my second nonbinary purple tiefling warlock character... [*insert Dr. Doofenschmirtz two nickles meme*]
#morrigan.text#dnd oc#my dnd ocs#morrigan plays dnd#I can't fucking wait for all this to happen even though it's literally months away.#mostly because I can't wait to fuck up Rook so much more than he already is....#and also because I'm excited to play this little ball of joy and chaos.#I've always wanted to play a warlock especially a hexblade...#my brain also kept feeding me ideas for this character's crew and so I have names and descriptions for two of them.#there's a people-hating druid named Orla who spends 99% of her time as a cat.#The crew actively works to make new ppl think she's actually a normal ship's cat and they keep a tally of how long they can maintain that.#there's also a Deaf gnomish healer named Krissa who's obsessed with birds.#the whole crew knows a sign language to communicate with her.#(but they also absolutely use it to have conversations that their passengers can't overhear or understand...)#oh and Kyron's patron is this super powerful being but they talk to him like he's their best friend. Just all kinds of weird rambles#about anything and everything. And as much as their patron pretends to be annoyed he actually finds it quite endearing.#it's nice to not always be received with fear. Besides he doesn't *have* to always keep a mental ear pointed at Kyron. But he does.#he doesn't always reply to Kyron's ramblings but he's usually listening.#oc: Kyron Valris#oc: Val
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sorry but i NEED to talk about how heavily curly is implied to have poor mental health.
in our first scene as him, he’s spacing out, staring off to the side, despite actively being in conversation with anya. this could very well be dissociation.
anya then says that she wishes he would open up more. this is in the context of a psych evaluation, so the implication is that she believes curly is holding back mental/emotional struggles.
the whole blood lake scene. i personally didn’t interpret that as a diegetic hallucination, but it still certainly speaks to curly’s mental health! yes, it’s supposed to be a red herring over the cause of the crash and has all sorts of symbolism to do with the wider story, but i believe it’s meant to represent an anxiety attack, which is repressed when curly reaches the cockpit in the white void. the sudden build-up of noise and anxiety-inducing visuals feels a lot like my own anxiety.
“standing on the edge of a bridge with your feet in cement.” this an interesting line that i’ve seen a lot of interpretations of, but in my mind it implies suicidal ideation. yes, “feet in cement” brings up cement shoes, which are traditionally a murder method, but “standing on the edge of a bridge” has heavy implications of jumping off. curly does not deny jimmy’s assessment of him whatsoever. it’s interesting that this is coming from jimmy, who is shown in multiple scenes pre-crash to be attuned to curly’s emotional state enough to recognize when he’s distressed before anyone else. (edit: jimmy calls back to this statement when he’s planning on crashing the ship, saying he “gets it now” and furthering the implication that he believes curly is suicidal.)
“i’m just working on my life being a place i don’t have to fucking escape!” generally, people who are emotionally and mentally healthy do not feel the need “to fucking escape” their lives. this is also the ONLY time in the game that curly raises his voice at jimmy (edit: forgot about “what the fuck did you do?”).
curly has another weird anxiety musical sting while cutting the cake.
while heading to jimmy in the final sequence before the crash, curly has his least subtle anxiety attack, with his heart audibly pounding in the soundtrack. after jimmy leaves, curly can be heard breathing heavily to calm himself down.
curly’s “take responsibility,” “kills 99% percent,” “take care of it,” “system failure,” and “safety” flashes come across as bursts of anxiety.
he shuts down during intense conversations, which— apart from being a sign of trauma/abuse— can be a sign of anxiety or dissociation.
he has serious trouble sleeping, which can often be wrought by anxiety, depression, and other mental health issues.
#curly mouthwashing#curly mw#captain curly#mouthwashing curly#mouthwashing#curly#grant curly#analyzing anonymously
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