#BUT 99% OF THE TIME IT'S FUCKING SHIPPING
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#it's an incredible disservice to the characters because the Fandom Popular Pairings typically are not canon! at all! #so of course there's more to the characters than this hypothetical relationship
It’s not that I don’t LIKE the Fandom Popular Pairings, it’s that I find the assumption that everyone ships them and the general all-consuming nature of said pairings to be kinda exhausting,
#romance free zone#Anti Blitzbee#Anti Codywan#Anti Dabihawks#Anti Dinluke#Anti Endhawks#Anti Jangobi#Anti Kalluzeb#Anti Megop#Anti Obikin#Anti Obitine#Anti Shockblurr#Anti Sonadow#Anti Zutara#Once again - I wouldn't be so turned off by them if they weren't fucking EVERYWHERE#I just want to find good gen fic for the characters (heroes) that I actually like please and thank you#BUT 99% OF THE TIME IT'S FUCKING SHIPPING#EVEN WHEN THE RELATIONSHIP TAG USES A & AND THERE'S NOT A / IN SIGHT#People treat the shipped characters as part of a matched set - and ALWAYS being part of a matched set and nothing else#Especially when they're being shipped with the fucking villains#When I see people describing villains torturing heroes as sensual/hot/sexy#And in some cases saying the heroes should THANK the villains for torturing them#That heroes should totally side with mass murders/genocidal terrorists/people who have tried to hurt them and their friends#Because the bad guys are ~oh so sad so traumatized/they love the morally good aka brainwashed hero and they're just too stupid to see it~#And I have seen this in fandom and fanfic with my own two eyes everywhere I go#I don't care if it's a cliche saying seeing shit like this makes me want to fucking puke#When it comes to shipping culture characters aren't characters - they're just fucking shipping fodder#(Ranting about romance is really one of the best ways to get a tag rant out of me huh?)#(Romance really just makes me see red)
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Okay okay I agree with everyone talking about the possibility of Pluto finally getting to go to France and meeting Duke in one of his shows, but I now raise you: What if they met BEFORE and Duke was actually the one to tell him about France and the lights and everything. What if Duke were the reason he wanted to go there in the first place. What then.
#imagine if Duke at some did a tour or something and stopped some time in London#and they met there for some random ass encounter#also Pluto seemed pretty much more kinda angry and jumpy bc of the whole living w his father thing obviously so they’d probably have+#+the messiest first(s) encounters ever w yk Duke being naturally sassy n silly and Pluto in that fucking place just done w everything#bonus points if they at first kept bumping into each other comically coincidentally and they get practically destiny forced to get along#more bonus points if they end up meeting at night on some random ass rooftop and bc of this Duke starts calling him cat#aka the REAL origin of “mon minou”#imagine if Duke invited him to go there w him or something GOD the possibilities#I just kinda fucking created a whole fanfic here fuck don’t mind me I’m being delusional#almost everything in this is 99% impossible but I hate reality I don’t care#nevermore webtoon#duke nevermore#pluto nevermore#pluto x duke#pluke#cat in the hat#SOMEONE NAMED THE SHIP THAT AND I LOVE IT SOSOSO MUCH IM USING THAT FOREVER
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yes aromanticism is a spectrum and i am So happy that is an accepted fact on most of this site. Cod i wish people would stop only bringing that up in reference to aro characters "still being shippable"
#🐠.txt#and then almost every aro hc i see that potrays them uninterested in romance completely brushes that character to the side#in favor of all the characters in pairings#and even the supposedly Still Arospec ships 99% of the time are just painfully allonormative#its frustrating as an aro who Does enjoy romance and does have a partner but in my own complex and still very aro way#get weirder with it !!!!#and be fucking normal about loveless/romance repulsed aros#they still exist in the aro spectrum and deserve rep too#vent
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i think my zelink playlist is my only good one like this shit is devastating genuinely
#the one exception on there being I would do anything for love by meatloaf#which is a classic case of “I like this song so much that I'm gonna black out and insist it goes here anyway even if it maybe doesn't”#lyrically that song is fine its just that the rest of the playlist is sad indie shit so it fucks with the vibes a bit#anyway this post is kind of a lie my el and max ones are also good and also probably better than the zelink one#it's just that 99 percent of the time if I make a character/ship/feeling playlist I get like 4 songs in it#go “hmm I'll work on this more another time” and never touch it again. so. most of them suck#and that's part of the reason my entire spotify profile is private#but the zelink one. well it's technically also not done to me hence why I made it in may and then never sent it to gloomy#hi gloomy sorry gloomy#but it's like 2 hours long which in retrospect is I think a normal length for playlists but not to me not if it's you#2 hours is normal if you curate that shit I don't curate my ideal playlist is an 8 hour monstrosity with every song#that even briefly induces character feelings#so um. georgia by phoebe bridgers though#anyway I was actually listening to the zelink playlist today bc I was thinking about ANOTHER couple. um😐#and it was genuinely getting rancid awful radioactive in my brain so I was like “FUCK THIS!! I NEED TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE”#and forcibly induced a zelink breakdown#prescribed 500 ml of zelinkism to combat The Diseases
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i don't expect any of you to understand the reference but alice cooper. from riverdale. is a little like if a loveless character was really really really fucking funny
#in that she a darkly realistic portrayal of Your Yes Your 🫵🏻 Insane Mom#i have never seen a more.... i don't want to say ''realistic'' because riverdale exists in this like. absurd parody dimension both--#on purpose and on accident but like.#nothing that EMULATES the FEELING of having a Crazy Mom who has no idea she's crazy#and thinks she's justified in literally everything she does and is just like. a complete fucking controlling nutcase who is making--#literally everything worse by pretending she doesn't have trauma#of course it's also very silly but rvd also wants you to take it seriously so it's just like having an (AWESOME) aneurysm the entire time#you have to have a very specific sense of humour to enjoy rvd if you like like.#sardonically sitting around watching increasingly absurd things happen to characters you have zero investment in other than laughing at--#because they just live these deranged lives that are beyond parody and just like bitching at your TV for fun with like a friend then i thin#--you might like it.#like you absolutely cannot get seriously invested in the plot or characters if you want to enjoy it it's hard to explain#but it's also like kind of like loveless in the way that the fandom was originally people doing Shipping and then getting increasingly--#annoyed when it didn't do what they wanted and dropping off#and in the process missing out on the craziest train derailment of all time just like absolute complete lunatic shit#and it seems like it keeps trying to self flagellate for the first like. half#and in riverdale's case it's REALLY funny and in loveless's case it's really um. scary (affectionate)#also like 99% of the people who watch rvd seem to not understand that it's supposed to be insane and 99% of the people who read loveless--#miss that it's supposed to be HASHTAG SCARY#like rvd also exists in this weird dimension where you're supposed to think it's funny and they're trying to piss you off on purpose#but they're also trying very hard to like Discuss Social Issues and it end up very funny because they're bad at it but GOD It's so sincere-#while standing next to the campiest insincere shit EVER it's so fucking funny#meanwhile loveless's tone problem is like yun kouga is just a crazy person.#i mean roberto is also a crazy person but yun kouga is like a tortured crazy person. and he's like. the guy who would make glee crazy--#person. does that make sense.#no one is reading this don't worry about it. smiles.
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i’ll say it. i’m not afraid. sometimes i miss the 2012 les mis fandom.
#it was a simpler time…..#that ship bracket poll got me nostalgic…..#remember when a bunch of teenagers on the internet ignored 99% of the plot of a piece of media and just kinda#made up a bunch of characters and somehow all agreed on their traits and appearances and dynamics based on like. nothing#i could writing a fucking phd thesis about the insane fanon shit that happened it was like a collective hallucination of a piece of media#anyway#now i just think jvj and javert should fuck raw#and also all the revolution twinks too i guess
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when 99% of the content of one of uur fragments is weird icky stuff
#➳ the fool speaks#yes tumblr i follow this character tag. because i am this character. can uu stop showing me ONLY 18+ material!!!!#i'll blog the x rea.der tag for this specific fragment (nat.asha h.sr) but like#there's gotta be sfw stuff to. some cute art? right? or is everybun just perverted and only likes me for their gross fantasies?#uhggh. i know i know i'll just. as i said. block the 18+ x read.er tag. or maybe the general tag for that fragment. but it's still#kinda distressing because nyeow i'm kinda scared to actually go see the tag. IS there fanart? one per 100 sm.ut fics?#what. uu gonna make me go kiss sam.po? how about uu just. draw. normal things. i'm nawt even against ship art i don't want it to sound that#way i just. in my mems. view sam.po as an annoying brother. and i find content of me and him to be distressing. i've blocked the tag but#just knowing that if i go to my tag it'll be like 99% things i don't like to see and 1% cute or nice or pretty normal art.#makes me feel ugh#anyways tag blocking time. also adding sa.mpota.sha to my do nawt look bc i've realized in this moment that it is genuinely ew 4 me so. jic#and nothing wrong w writing stuff like that i'm just SO ANNOYED that it seems like 99% of ANY CONTENT OF ME IS *THAT*#do ya'll even like me/her as a character...#ps. very insecure abt beings liking me for weird shit irl too bc of. things. so if it seems i care too much abt this. kindly fuck off!
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#i fucking hate going into the tags of literally any media on this site#the only thing i see anymore is to do with ships that they think are great and how things could be gayer and i literally#don't fucking care about the romantic aspect 99% of the time!!!!!!#who!!!! fucking!!!! cares!!!!!!#please for the love of god can someone talk about characters and plots and (non romantic) relationships with me????#like this has happened in so many fandoms recently and idk why I'm surprised every time#it didn't used to be like this? like yeah this site has always skewed heavily towards shipping culture bs#but like. you could always find other stuff?????#but now it overtakes 99.99999% of the tags and it's just impossible to engage with anything anymore over here#was trying to see *anything* about the your throne webtoon chatter here and it's just useless#to delete later
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just a reminder that Clara and I are not cis. u know when janet form the good place says “not a girl?” that’s us. in different ways but that’s the overlap
#I’m not a girl except sometimes I am and sometimes I hate it we’re going w the flow idk man it depends on the day#whereas Clara is never a girl she uses she/her pronouns like a ship does#she’s a hurricane. every day of her life#ooc.#clara 🤝 me#not giving enough fucks to specify our gender 99% of the time
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Replaying the original Warcraft campaigns cause nostalgia and WOW IS ARTHUS WORSE THAN I REMEMBER
#i always knew he was a bad guy#but w o w is it worse than i remember it being#i completely forgot about the whole boat thing#like okay you could argue that while horrible and tragic he was right to destroy that one plagued city before they all became undead#like fucked up but you can see the reasoning there (and truth be told i think he was right to do that)#they were already dead and anyone who he didnt kill would just bolster enemy ranks#BUT THEN#man walks headlong into a trap (despite being warned by his best friend and some weird prophet guy)#which kind of works out cause some people were cornered and dying and he's able to save them via being there#but then his general is like hey your teacher talked to the king and they called off this whole mission time to go home and he BURNS DOWN#THEIR SHIPS AND THEN BLAMES THE MERCENARIES WHO HE HIRED TO DO IT (they're also trolls and ogres who he calls monsters which feels worse)#anyways i only vaguely remember other parts of the story but im 99% sure its arthus who fucks sylvanas up and she doesnt deserve that#also like going from thrall to arthus is wild thrall is just a guy trying to do best by his people. he listens to warnings he receives he#fights to keep his people free and alive. he helps out the trolls he finds. he has a giant wolf mount which means you can always trust him#he's just the best guy. and then arthus is over here in the cornee fucking shit up because he's messed up and stubborn about it#xndndnndjdjdjsjsjsnsns i have thoughts
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I would like to make an addendum to this piece with the new chapter out and say that I was wrong about Phillip, he's great, 10/10 he went from being a giant red flag of a character to being genuinely relatable and man do i feel bad about side-eyeing him for that line he said last chapter
Also this chapter finally wrapped up another plot thread I was waiting for it to return to and waaaaaah seeing someone else's POV on Helene is so nice (and we finally got another flashback of OG Helene for like,, the first time in literally forever). Helene being called out as a lonely person who hides her kind feelings behind a cold expression...man suddenly my fondness for Helene is increasing thousandfold
Like literally how the fuck does this manga keep making Helene better and better there's literally nothing disappointing about her character and im STILL shook about it
#The Mighty Extra#no fully colored art today gotta process my feelings over the Helene bits in today's chapter LMAO#Helene continuously getting the best treatment in this story utterly shocks me as someone who is too used to seeing female characters in-#shounen-esque ending up as wasted potential fgkjggfkj#Helene is literally so perfect as a character i love her i love her i love her I LOVE HER I LOVE-#i don't draw Helene enough to show it outwardly but rest assured she occupies 99% of my current brain capacity 24/7#also the way I went from going “oh god why are you like this” to Phillip to “ohhh OHHHH okay no i get it you're very baby” is very funny#that last line makes complete sense for Phillip and it's so cool to see him show off a lot of character development in one go#for a character who is relatively minor i love how the creator made him really understandable and sympathetic like damn#i don't usually care for second lead male LIs but Phillip is surprisingly a strong and endearing character#so much so i think he's now going to forever be embedded in my mind as what a well written character looks like#me before 77: ehhh im not sure if im as excited for this chapter as the next few bc it's probs just gonna end up as#Phillip just being an ass and Fian being jealous about him#this fucking manga every goddamn time i doubt it: hey so want to learn more about Helene and see Phillip get massive character development-#that shows how mature he's gotten but also go back to several plot threads and mysteries and showcase how Lyla is severely in danger and th#war that Fian is starting is something that legitimately needs to happen to keep her safe and also here's a OG Helene flashback that-#you totally haven't been craving for promising to return to why Lyla shipped Helene/Fian in the first place and why she feels guilty about-#taking Fian from Helene (and also suggests Helene deeply loved Fian in the OG timeline which is one big awwwwWWWW and now it kind of-#sucks that Lyla DID rip Fian away from Helene but hey at least Helene has Paris now instead (oh the irony))#fun fact i actually kind of do ship Fian/Helene#at least the OG versions of them#idk seeing how attached Fian is to Lyla and imagining him doing the same to OG Helene is really fucking cute#i am SO FUCKING DESPERATE for the original story behind TME's plot to exist you have no fucking idea#and 78 looks promising as to revealing how OG Helene (/Lyla) reacted to OG Fian's death so like#im begging for next week's chapter already i NEED to get a continuation to that death scene#(also calling it now but if Lyla's real name is actually Helene im going to fucking scream)#(for more reasons than one oh my god)
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when i just wanna hang out in a fandom tag & have a good time & i start to see those “i normally don’t judge ships /but/“ posts
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#shut up shut up shut up you’re so annoying#& 99/100 times its age gap disk horse that’s like…semi relevant but most people don’t give a fuck#and it’s like…i don’t even ship the ship you’re against for the same reason but i’d rather ship the ship you hate with a slight age gap—#than the ‘allowed’ ‘unproblematic’ (annoying) ship you like i’m sorry 🧍#vagueposting but it shouldn’t be too hard to see what ships i’m comparing lol#anyways when i complain i keep things on my own blog :)#fandom wank#fandom discourse#Youtube
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Me and the DM of Rook's campaign were talking about what I'm going to do character-wise when Rook gets kidnapped by Cpt. Wolf, and I came up with the idea of playing the captain whose ship they hire to chase Wolf down, and I'm more than a little in love with them now.
Meet Captain Kyron Valris!!
They're a tiefling hexblade warlock, and they're the only captain in Bon Largo (and maybe the world) brave/stupid/crazy/take-your-pick-of-adjective enough to accept a job to chase down the most feared pirate captain in the world. And not just chase her down but attempt to steal from her.
I love them dearly, and it's gonna be a lot of fun to play an eccentric little weirdo. Also to play a good character for once... Chaotic good, of course, but still, good.
Funnily enough, they're my second nonbinary purple tiefling warlock character... [*insert Dr. Doofenschmirtz two nickles meme*]
#morrigan.text#dnd oc#my dnd ocs#morrigan plays dnd#I can't fucking wait for all this to happen even though it's literally months away.#mostly because I can't wait to fuck up Rook so much more than he already is....#and also because I'm excited to play this little ball of joy and chaos.#I've always wanted to play a warlock especially a hexblade...#my brain also kept feeding me ideas for this character's crew and so I have names and descriptions for two of them.#there's a people-hating druid named Orla who spends 99% of her time as a cat.#The crew actively works to make new ppl think she's actually a normal ship's cat and they keep a tally of how long they can maintain that.#there's also a Deaf gnomish healer named Krissa who's obsessed with birds.#the whole crew knows a sign language to communicate with her.#(but they also absolutely use it to have conversations that their passengers can't overhear or understand...)#oh and Kyron's patron is this super powerful being but they talk to him like he's their best friend. Just all kinds of weird rambles#about anything and everything. And as much as their patron pretends to be annoyed he actually finds it quite endearing.#it's nice to not always be received with fear. Besides he doesn't *have* to always keep a mental ear pointed at Kyron. But he does.#he doesn't always reply to Kyron's ramblings but he's usually listening.#oc: Kyron Valris#oc: Val
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im the enemy of all the people who go "we need male/female friendships in media where there's no romantic subplot!". as soon as you show me a m/f friendship where the woman is a unique, three-dimensional character and the male lead actually respects her, i'm probably shipping them. and i'll make them trans and bisexual while i'm at it.
#i think it's because i fucking hate 99% of m/f romance#like yes there's a lot. but in how much of it are women actual people? in how much of it are they unique? respected?#ntm that it's so hard to find romance where the woman isn't thin/white/conventionally attractive/perfect#and half the time in romance the two leads aren't even friends!#anyway tldr. i WILL turn all your m/f friendships into ships. not sorry about it
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I think I know *a* answer if not the answer:
If someone is bringing up white women for a reason besides Disguised Misogyny but Make it Sound Radical, they should actually yknow. Follow that up with a solid connection to race and how the women being brought up perpetuate a certain problem to do with it, something substantive about white femininity and how it's treated in our culture, or highlighting a lack of empathy these women might show to people of color, empathy that they seem to have no trouble displaying towards fellow women/queer people when said people are white. Just for a few examples. Idk, if someone has some substantive criticism, something to say about something white women do, they should. Actually say it. Not something that just sounds like garden variety sexism if you tacked a word or two on, words you could snip off and not lose anything from your hot take.
If you don't have a coherent/accurate point to make, or the point you made ends up having nothing to do with race really, just "these women do a thing and that's bad" then yeah, imo you need to stop pretending. At the least it's a red flag that this person might be hijacking the language of legit theorists about race and gender to cover a misogynistic bias or just petty personal grievances that don't actually have a thing to do with social justice.
At what point is the "white woman blogger" joke like, unproductive/helpful. cuz initially it seemed to come out as valid criticism to a trend of white women online with a lot of privledge who just, often ran into doing/saying really racist/sexist/ableist, etc stuff one way or another but now it just feels like the butt end of a joke
#and oh YEAH like prev alluded to for examples of B:#james somerton#most of the time he was just so blatantly being like WOMEN SUCK i mean uh. WHITE STRAIGHT women#but the stuff he was bringing up was almost always unrelated niche fandom bullshit#not that fandoms can't be racist ofc but it was just so transparently about his own petty grudges against fandom#Hot takes he didn't like. 99 times out of 100 it had FUCK all to do with race or anything serious tbh#it was always like. Ppl who (supposedly. Despite little to no evidence) said some anime wasn't gay enough#or women scandalized by fucking red white and union jack or whatever (not what happened)#be so serious my guy you aren't a philosopher you just wanted to yell at women online that you had to make up half the time#to get mad at without *quite* so obviously sounding like a sexist dipshit#there was only ONE time i saw in todd's video where he had something#talking about jeffrey dahmer fangirls but even there he couldn't stick#to the point for long without making it weird#there's a decent point in there just waiting that he stole from others no doubt#about how many of dahmers victims were poor mainly black/brown/indigenous men#usually runaways whose deaths the police didn't care to investigate so the fact these women#are still so comfortable sexualizing and shipping him speaks to their#total lack of empathy for his victims humanity etc etc but he ended up pretty quickly veering off from that#To...focus on how the fangirls mainly ship him with a white victim not one of the others. So like. They were shipping him with#the wrong victim. As if that's at ALL even close to the core issue here which is. It's certainly a take. Jesus dude#way to show you can ONLY ever think of anything even serious heavy topics#thru the lens of shipping and fandom which is something he LOVED to bash other ppl for but like#my brother in christ. Call is coming from inside the house. But I guess things that are admittedly problems#are only problems when women (or ppl you see as such) do them#also on a totally unrelated note remember that time he perpetuated the#gay nazis myth and then invented his own about how nazis supposedly invented our modern body image standards#cause they were so hot and buff our soldiers got jealous?? Unfortunately I do. I can never erase that#knowledge that he said that and PEOPLE TOOK IT SERIOUSLY from my brain. Like. ??!?!?!?@?#yes sexualizing serial killers is weird. But sexualizing nazis isn't???? The hell
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Just remembered I applied to an electrical engineering course last night slightly as a joke but mostly seriously and now I may or may not get contacted by these people 😵💫
#i had one of those moments that i have from time to time where basically i remembered my job contract ends in september and i panicked#and my friend was like ‘you should learn a trade!’ so then i was running through each one and doing a process of elimination to decide which#to do. i was like ‘okay so plumbing is kind of gross; i’m too clumsy for joinery or construction… electricity scares me but i feel like if i#actually LEARNED about the processes of being an electrician it wouldn’t scare me’#so then i literally searched ‘electrician course’ and applied for one at the nearest college#idk if i should actually do it. i mean on the one hand it could be really good and work well; but on the other…… like i really doubt they#have any type of support for mature students so i’d be paying for this course out of pocket#and idk how much it costs. like. do i want to spend literally all the wages i make barista-ing on learning to become an electrician#and what happens if i hate it??#also i’m like 99% certain everyone else on the course is going to be insufferable teenage boys and do i want to be an unpaid TA#for an unspecified amount of time#maybe i should see if i can just do an online course to get the theory & then do an apprenticeship from there. would anyone even hire me#as an apprentice though??? would that whole process be awful. apprentice wages are legit terrible#it’s just one of various ideas though#plan A is to convince my current job to hire me permanently; either in my current role or an office job#plan B is learn to be an electrician maybe. plan C is fuck off and travel the world. maybe work on a cruise ship idk#or do one of those volunteer conservation projects and see if that leads to anything#plan D is random side gigs e.g. temping/invigilating/audio transcription/etc#plan E is [redacted]#so. yeah#personal
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