#BROOOO HOW DOES IT TAKE OVER SO EASILY

[rexscanonwife]

Hrrgghh....starred war...

[m-ilkiee]

Hi hello again :)) 🐝🐝

Just saw an ask talking about some songs that give off Monsters vibe and I just had to add my own cuz I was literally thinking about this what.

This is, obviously, subjective and not everyone will agree, including you, but for some reason, the song “Cure” from Alien Stage fits the series soooo much, ESPECIALLY reader. Like idk, the lyrics resonate as her to me. It’s in Korean but I’ll give u some English translations and explain my own thoughts.

“Dissolve me in your gaze

I don’t want to let you go

Please, leave me scars

Please, hurt me so that

Not a single drop of me remains

Let me drown in you.”

DUDEEEEE ANDJFK. THIS IS SO LIKE- reader’s love/borderline devotion to Mikey dude. I remember u saying smth about how reader would willingly let Mikey take her virginity if only he was nice to her. But even when he was an asshole and basically forced himself on her, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him or report him to anyone. She just loves him so much that she’s willing to get hurt by him if it means she can “be in his gaze” (having his eyes on her/him paying attention to her).

“Even if your cold words

Carve scars beneath my eyes

May they linger in your tongue

You can break me apart

Notice my pain

And mend me right now

To quiet my fears

I’ll drown in you.”

I’m fr gonna go crazy. CRAZY. I forgot if Mikey knows about her feelings for him or not, but I do know reader hasn’t said anything about her love to him since she knows that it’s unrequited. Even so, her love never once faltered, and even if Mikey hurts her, it only grows more over the years. The “you can break me apart” is like, her allowing him to hurt her as much as he wants, as long as she can be seen by him. I know she has nightmares about THAT encounter in the car, and she feels disgusted at first. BUT, she doesn’t hate him like any normal person should, does she. She didn’t even think about snitching on him because SHE LOVES HIM SM AAAAA- That’s why Izana uses that knowledge to his advantage and manipulate her so she won’t say shit. It’s her love for Mikey that is her downfall… There’s this line in the second chorus that says “In your gaze where I’m seen” …… BROOOO. This whole song is basically about wanting to be seen by the other person, so bad to the point of neglecting their own feelings/not caring if they’ll get hurt. They want to be seen and want to be drowned/consumed by the other person’s gaze.

“Sick of these nights to come

To be engulfed by silence”

I can be wrong, but I feel like this describes reader secretly getting sick of seeing other girls with Mikey? I can be VERY wrong cuz knowing how she is, she’d most likely feel guilty for having feelings for him when he’s in a relationship. But like girl…I know u want him BAD GIRL. The line “to be engulfed in silence” is like her being engulfed in Mikey’s disgust/annoyance towards her, since he sees her as nothing but an annoying insect that’s glued to Emma’s side AND her feelings are unrequited (this shits painful to type out wtf). Bro she wants herself to be seen by him so bad that she’s willing to suffer because of him, if only to be under his gaze…

I’m done. Goodbye.

First of all I loved alien stage so much. I've been obssessed with Vivvinos' work for a long time (Really showing my ass on here) but I haven't watched recent Alien stage works (I've gotten spoiled but I forget a lot of things easily)!

And hell, if I don't agree with what you said then I'm a liar because this is so accurate to their relationship? I feel like you put it into words so well how Reader feels about Manjiro. She would do anything for him, even if it would end up with her getting burned so badly. She loves him so much that if he asked her to carve out her heart and give it to him on a platter of gold, she'd do it, even when she knows he might not care and it will kill her.

Her love for Mikey will truly be her undoing. Her desire to get on his good graces already wrecked her life once, and unfortunately, she won't learn that no matter how many times you drink acid, it will never be water until he's done irrepairable damage to her that can never be fixed.

[4dtk]

Ooo how about foreplay with the jjk men? How do they go about it?

ೃ⁀➷ FOREPLAY W/ JJK MEN 🫶🏼

wrote this w my whole pussy, ironically, my period just came. also i tend to ramble sorry 😓 for disclaimer, i wrote this with the men giving reader foreplay & i used the usual five men for the drabbles i write.

foreplay can be anything u want it to be!!!! / discussions of oral (f receiving), dacryphilia, fingering, clit stimulation, vaginal penetration, mentions of grinding & dry humping, mentions of public sex, mentions of blowjob, oral (m briefly receiving) face-sitting, orgasm denial, overstimulation, praise, degradation, face-sitting, use of toys, 69, n*sfw under the cut

GOJO i think we’ve established is a tease and tbh it depends on his mood on whether he wants to be mean or not and deny you your orgasm. he’s a guy that doesn’t mind not doing foreplay in case of a quickie or sum. and in terms of foreplay, he loves ur parts but another thing is that he LOVES making out. you’re always eating dinner late or running late on errands bc your boyfriend likes to kiss you. gojo likes to have you straddling him, he likes all the small little things before like eating you out or even you giving him head etc. he’ll love it if you grind down on him, moan into his mouth, take the lead and maybe even sit on his face? idk he likes it when you take over for that part and then he can be the boss later on. AND. AND it was always happen when you’re busy with something. washing dishes, watching a movie, getting ready to shower, bro never leaves you alone. i think he loves the switch in which he so easily can make you crumble in his arms. in terms of like giving you oral, he likes to just use his mouth. he slurps you up like a slurpee fr. ok but yeah he likes LOVES the sounds of you moaning and asking him to stop even after orgasming and where he’s non-stop sucking on your clit, juices coating his mouth and chin, looking like he just woke up with ur hands messing up his hair. he’s obsessed. sometimes he’s obsessed enough to take a photo 😭  shame he doesn’t use his six inch fingers but he uses them more to prep you. would say that he doesn’t mind doing it publicly or at home, gets the urge to eat you out like so often ur pussy is tired dude

“fuckin’ love your cunt, baby,” gojo can barely get the words out, slobbering over your dripping pussy like it’s his last meal. he can’t get enough of you, both arms locked around your thigh and mouth groaning into your core. there’s lewd, wet sounds that reverberate throughout the room, and there’s not a word that you could say to deter him from eating you out. it’s his favourite activity after all, “look at me when i’m making you cry and sob, princess,” and your eyes snap right to him, struggling to keep them open from the immense pleasure and soon your lover’s words ring true, feeling tears prick at the corner of your eyes. “p-please… satoru, i’m close! wanna c-cum—” gojo responds to your pleas, fingers squeezing your thighs, hands pulling at his hair. his tongue flicks your clit faster and he damn near loses his breath, “cum. cum all over my tongue, baby.” — but if he dies making you cum until you see stars, so be it.

GETO is mean mean mean. i like him as a soft dom but i think he just has something that makes him deny orgasms from his partner and he does it very well. he makes you beg and plead to the point of crying, but i mean he isn’t too mean to the point of only making himself cum. he still cares about your pleasure and orgasms but it doesn’t mean he just has to give oral and then make you cum, that’s the beauty of orgasm denials <3 if you’re especially bratty that day, you bet he’ll deny you your high for multiple times, maybe even leaving out orgasming until only after he fucks you and then sometimes his soft side would kick in and then immediately overstimulate you. BROOOO. yeah geto is a god in the bedroom and being an fwb with / dating him would be so scary but he knows the ins and outs of pleasure and sex so well that you’d give everything to fuck him again. i would say how foreplay develops for geto depends very much on the mood because for one, he can control himself better than gojo can but at the same time he also has this insane inner feeling of possessiveness that wants to show everyone in the room you belong to him. think of subtler forms of teasing in public, like a vibrator or butt plug up your ass, a hand up your shirt at the back or even grasping your ass. even a collar that acts as a choker / necklace. that possessiveness would make geto drag you to the side and eat you out like no care in the world. even if it was at home, if he smells you wearing his cologne or sees his shirt on you, prepare to cancel your plans for the day! geto enjoys making out but i think he likes groping / grinding / dry humping a lot, which is something that would lead up to eventual intercourse. but i digress lol. oh and if you both smoke, you bet your ass he’ll love a shotgun kiss. geto adores everything that goes on before the actual event, but don’t get him wrong, he loves shoving his cock into u too <333

“crying already? poor baby,” geto coos fauxly, smiling in response when you squirm in bed with the blindfold on your eyes. your senses are limited, your reflexes are heightened, so you jump again when geto presses his thumb against your clit again, now rubbing the bud slowly and gently. “suguru… need you, fuck, please!” he only tuts, removing his hand fully and enjoys the way you thrash around for attention. with hands outstretched, you’re grabbing at wherever you think your boyfriend is, trying so, so hard not to touch what was his; your tight, pretty cunt. “you’re so adorable when you beg, of course,” and geto goes right straight to inserting two fingers into your core together with his mouth that sucks on your clit, making you whine at the sudden sensations. it’s nothing you don’t like, but you’re always unprepared for his thicker fingers. “g’na c-cum— i’m gonna cum, suguruu!” the build-up of geto depriving you of orgasm after orgasm starts crashing down, grinding your hips into his face. and while he loves to see you come undone, he still loves seeing you beg to let you cum, and he’s going to do just that all over again when he finally pounds you.

NANAMI is another person that NEEDS to have foreplay before the actual sex. he’s a pleasure dom and literally gets off of giving you pleasure. would overstimulate you and then act innocent lol. for nanami foreplay comes a lot from seeing you in situations that you would not exactly look “good” in, like propping a leg up on your chair to do a report, biting your lip when watching a tense tv show, things like that. it’s not that he’s not turned on by provocative situations / outfits but he really loves seeing you focused on something. nanami imagines taking your attention away from it by taking your cunt into his mouth and then seeing you struggle to focus, man loves it. the poor guy is always so overworked however so a lot of the times your sessions end after you cum from getting eaten out and then he has to answer a call or something 💀 it’s a bit sad but. and i have to add that usually after phone calls (if he doesn’t have to go on a mission) he doesn’t have the mood, but always. ALWAYS gives you one more as an apology. when you have the time to yourself tho…. ooohhhh pls be prepared. can make you cum 4, 5 times if he wants, with toys, fingers, mouth, simply rubbing your clit, god he loves slapping your pussy too <3 when he goes down on you, he’s either grinding into the bedsheets or stroking himself, bc he loves it so much that he’s the one making you feel like that (and i’m not saying the other wouldn’t but, i feel like nanami’s would be the most obvious). groaning, moaning, and just like gojo, he comes out from between your legs looking like an animal and fucking loves it. oh right, and he showers you with praise the whole time through 100%. FACE SITTING !!!!!

“sit.” you hear nanami say from below him, and as you’re still worried you’d crush him, he pulls you down to sit on his face. nanami dives straight into your cunt, while you struggle against the weight that you think might crush him, and you fight until your thighs burn. nanami reaches one hand to grab your tits, rolling your nipple between his thumb and index. “sit. on my face. stop hovering darling.” and you do, just to indulge your lover for once and he hums, pleased at your decision. you pull on his hair from above, feeling his tongue dip into your hole as his nose nudges against your clit. “kento, i—” you can feel your orgasm approaching, grinding and bucking your hips into his face and nanamo doesn’t stop once until your eyes roll back and your back arches, thighs trembling around his head as he continues to suck. you’re taken by surprise when he grabs your hand, guiding it to his hardened cock and he groans into your cunt, intoxicated on your smell and taste and the way your hands stroke him. nanami’s eyes meet yours as your breath shortens, the smile that you feel telling you that he’s only begun.

TOJI! oh, toji toji toji. he loves foreplay, he loves sex, idk he likes them all equally, and would kinda prefer if you went down on him but eating pussy alwaysssss makes him hard from the get go. how foreplay would start out lol is always from you giving him oral first. he’s obsessed with how you take his cock, down your throat, looking up at him ugh he would kill for it, but now he’s gotta taste you. he needs you on his tongue and down his throat, and dripping all over his sheets. toji loves, LOVES to manhandle. if there’s an obvious power difference (which prob will be considering how big he is), he’ll pick you up and throw you on the bed, ordering you to remove your underwear and sit there all pretty for him. at first, he doesn’t really get the appeal (foreplay, not your pussy) bc his clients had always been quick fucks for money but once he drags his tongue up your cunt bro he’s lost. toji goes in so suddenly the first time that you’re surprised at the sheer force of his tongue, sucking so hard on your clit that your thighs clench up real fast and uncomfortably. and then you have to remind him to look at you too so he can know if you like what he’s doing too, he falls in love with giving oral. ok but he doesn’t give it to you all the time, but you’ll know when you’re dragged away from whatever you were doing to. forces you into positions and always has a part of your body pinned down, turns him on knowing he can easily keep you still. another guy to overstimulate you (but not realise it), he can’t be bothered to deny orgasms bc he’s a simple guy and likes to see his partner squirm and beg him to stop. toji might like mutual masturbation (either you on yourself and he jerks off or you help each other out) but it always dies down on toji’s end because he either gets fixated on watching you play with yourself OR his fingers are too good on you that you stop stroking him. bc of this he also enjoys 69-ing quite a bit, both give & take in oral and he likes feeling you clutch onto his dick faintly when you’re overstimulated and you can’t continue sucking him off. he enjoys it a lot <3

“up, up you go,” you’re left to flail your arms around, asking your boyfriend why he was currently dragging you from the kitchen where you were currently preparing dinner. you have an inkling of what toji wants but, in the middle of dinner prep? it doesn’t take you much to get wet, though, because minutes later you’re crying out toji’s name, fisting your hands into his hair with your whole body on fire from the intense orgasm you just had. “come here, doll,” toji grunts out the last words as he flips his body over, tugging you to crawl over his front. he ignores your hesitance and shoves two fingers into your cunt easily, your slick acting as lube. “toji, toji, f-fuck, please—” he grunts at your pleas, falling on deaf ears as he continues to finger you while he feels your thighs squeezing his head, sighing into your clit when your hand finally wraps around his cock. you try your best to suck him off, mouth taking all of his length into your mouth, bobbing your head, squeezing his length when he hits a particular spot. it’s hard to keep up with toji’s pace, though, speeding his fingers up that you can’t focus on him, fumbling with his cock. “toji, i’m gonna— shit!” there’s whines falling from your lips and squelching noises from your pussy, the knot in your stomach releasing for a second time; your cum stains his tongue and he loves it.. “give it to me, atta girl,” you mewl at the praise and you clamp down on his fingers, riding out your orgasm. at this point, you can tell you won’t be eating dinner from the way toji’s fingers start moving again, but you love it all the more.

CHOSO would rlly enjoy foreplay that develops from cuddling, and i’m talking lovey-dovey stuff that always somehow turns filthy. and you don’t blame choso either bc sometimes you’ll brush up against him and trigger a hard-on. when he cuddles he has very wander-y hands that always want to be on you, whether he brushes his fingers thru your hair or trailing his hand across your tummy he just loves it tbh. i’d say choso is very respectful of your boundaries / schedule bc if you tell him to back off bc of deadlines or reports or is just not feeling it he doesn’t push it (sometimes you wish he did but yknow you still appreciate it 100%). and if youre both in the mood, you’re probably the one to initiate it (bc choso has wander-y hands but doesn’t really act on it – again, respectful) but once choso gets the idea of wanting to go ahead w/ sexual things he doesn’t mind taking over. like gojo he’s sorta obsessed with making out, like something that builds up over time. if youre REALLY horny then he’ll give in but if you have pockets of time in between your work he likes to kiss you deeply, hands on ass, under your shirt and does it several times during the day before the actual event (in a situation where youre probably busy for the whole day). bc choso is a curse sometimes you watch cliche / cringey porn together too, just to give him a taste of the human world and some of its terrible videos and that activity would probably get you both horny. he would LOVE it if you take over during oral, saying stuff like “good boy, you’re eating me out so well,” etc etc and he loves to get praised and give praise back! he also has a certain fascination with the toys that you introduce him to and he loves the vibrator + dildo combination for some reason and adores your faces when he uses them on you. for a short period of time he was sort of envious but he always emerged after with a boner so. LMFAO so now he sees it as a friend and not competition! choso always puts your pleasure first and to him, it doesn’t matter if he doesn’t cum <3

“turn up the setting, baby,” you barely get out the words, legs trembling in choso’s lap while the tv show you were watching completely forgotten. leaning back against choso, the both of you could see the vibrator between your legs as he holds it against your clit. “you still there?” choso chuckles, feeling your head dip onto his shoulder from the sensation, hand clutching tightly onto his arm. “y-yeah— feels so fucking g-good…” he hums into your neck, placing little kisses on the skin there. you’re so wet that you’re dripping down onto the sofa, sight momentarily obscured when choso turns your head to kiss you. you’re absorbed into the kiss, and you think everything is perfect as choso takes his time and swallows your moans, and you tease him, too, grinding back onto his hard-on and feel him choke. “thank you, baby boy. love it when you — mmh — make me feel g-good.” you mumble out into his lips, blindly grasping his hands to guide them to your core. “i’ll pay you back when you make me cum, yeah?” you can feel choso heating up, blush adorning his face and you just smile into his mouth, gasping when his fingers are finally in you. “yeah you will, my pretty princess.” 

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[frodo-with-glasses]

More Reading Thoughts: Minas Tirith

(So I would like to start this off by saying that I’m writing this from the perspective of having already finished the chapter a while ago and had a couple days to chew on it. This is not a live-blog; this is a recap. The reason for this disclaimer will become clear below. ;-P)

I want to say something about these portions of Pippin’s ride with Gandalf, but nothing I say will really do it justice. There’s just something dreamlike, spell-binding, nostalgic, melancholy, and longing about it. The whole world whirling by under Shadowfax’s hooves while Pippin slips in and out of sleep.

People talk about the strange, extraordinary feeling that the scene at the Grey Havens gives them, but I can actually kind of identify that feeling, because I’ve thought about it a lot. This, though? I can’t even identify what emotion this is giving me. It’s like waking up and yearning for a dream you can remember less by the second. Wow.

“Sleep again, and do not be afraid! For you are not going like Frodo to Mordor, but to Minas Tirith, and there you will be as safe as you can be anywhere in these days. If Gondor falls, or if the Ring is taken, then the Shire will be no refuge.” “You do not comfort me.” Hahahaha there’s Tolkien’s bathos!

“He wondered where Frodo was, and if he was already in Mordor, or if he was dead; and he did not know that Frodo from far away looked on that same moon as it said beyond Gondor ere the coming of the day.” Hnnnngg my heart TT-TT

Hahaha the way that Pippin takes offense to being called a man AND being called brave X’-D

Bruh I dunno how people can read the description of Minas Tirith and actually picture in their heads what it looks like. I can see it now, because I’ve seen it in the movie, but it’s no wonder that this description made Little Me’s head spin.

I’m glad the movies took the comedy route here because Gandalf giving Pippin a long list of Things You’re Not Allowed to Talk About is very funny

Broooo Denethor’s face reminds Pippin more of Aragorn than it does Boromir 8-O Something something noble lineage and dramatic parallels…

Pippin immediately stuttering as soon as Denethor asks him a question is a huge mood

Movie!Denethor when you meet him: Grumpy. Grieving. A few crayons missing from the box. Easily not somebody you’d ever want to be around on purpose. Book!Denethor when you meet him: Serious. Level-headed. Shrewd. Asks intelligent and uncomfortably probing questions. A little bit manipulative. Still not somebody you’d want to have over for lunch, but someone you have to respect even if you don’t like him.

“[Denethor] turned his dark eyes on Gandalf, and now Pippin saw a likeness between the two, and he felt the strain between them, almost as if he saw a line of smoldering fire, drawn from eye to eye, that might suddenly burst into flame.” This is literally the same comic book effect that I used in these comics what

Speaking as a normie who also doesn’t have this stuff memorized, I find Pippin wondering about Gandalf’s age to be absolutely hilarious. “Well, my boy, to understand that, you’ll have to read this little thing called the Silmarillion—”

“Was it so, or had he only imagined it, that as he spoke of the Stones a sudden gleam of his eye had glanced upon Pippin’s face?” Ohohoho, foreshadowing??

(This is brilliant because at this point you could just write it off as Pippin’s overactive guilt from looking into the Palantir a couple days ago, but I’m also fairly certain we’re gonna find out later that Denethor has one of the Stones too, so?? Maybe he saw Pippin too?? Who knows???)

Denethor calls Pippin “my liege”, “half kindly, half mockingly”. I don’t really have a comment on this except that I find it fascinating he’d refer to Pippin as a superior, even sarcastically.

I can’t even paraphrase Denethor and Gandalf’s rap battle without making it less concise and biting than it actually is. Denethor says “let your wrath at an old man’s folly run off, and then if you’re going to come back, let it be to my comfort” and Gandalf says “BOI don’t even start with me, you can’t use your grief to hide, I see your game and we both know you’re no old man yet; when you’re a dotard, you will die!” SAVAGE—

“I am also a steward. Did you not know?” I’m sure Gandalf is just talking about the free peoples of Middle Earth being under his care, but my first thought went to, “I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Arnor…”

“Yet in the wizard’s face he saw at first only lines of care and sorrow; though as he looked more intently he perceived that under all there was a great joy: a fountain of mirth enough to set a kingdom laughing, where it to gush forth.” Bro there is something INCREDIBLY Biblical about that, I can’t even. The utterly overwhelming wellsprings of joy in a being powerful enough to see beyond the present grim circumstances into a bright and glorious future. “For the joy set before him he endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God…”

“Indeed you did your best, and I hope that it may be long before you find yourself in such a tight corner again between two such terrible old men.” Gandalf’s self-depreciation is genuinely making me feel better. Pippin isn’t even full-grown yet, and I’ve been a kid before, so I know getting stuck between the grown-ups when they’re arguing is TERRIFYING. This little bit of encouragement is badly needed.

“Well, there is no need to brood on what tomorrow may bring. For one thing, tomorrow will be certain to being worse than today, for many days to come.” First of all, mood. Secondly, I think that’s a good role model for how to deal with times like these. “This is gonna suck! Now let’s get out there and do what we have to do.”

Pippin’s first concern, the instant he’s left alone: “I want breakfast :-(”

(Okay so here’s where the recap disclaimer comes in. I’ve had a couple of days to think about it, and after much careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion that Beregond is my new husbando.)

(NONONONO LISTEN. SHUT UP, STOP HECKLING ME, LISTEN. Look, I didn’t REMEMBER about Beregond until rereading this, okay?? I’m fairly certain I skipped through the Gondor and Rohan bits pretty quickly—because kingdoms of Men looked a LOT the same to Little Kid Me—and Beregond is NOT in the movies, so there was nothing to make him stick in my mind. BUT. HOLY COW. HE IS THE BEST(TM). So I’m gonna be keeping a counter of Beregond Being A Dreamboat for the rest of this post. Ready? Ready. Okay.)

Pippin has been left alone. Gandalf left on business, and now he’s stuck in an unfamiliar place with no idea of what to do. He sees a man coming up the street and makes up his mind to say hello because he’s lonely. He doesn’t need to! That man comes right up, introduces himself, welcomes Pippin to Gondor, and offers his hand to shake. He doesn’t gawk at Pippin. He doesn’t spend too much time interrogating him about who and what he is. He’s just like, “Hi :-D You’re the Halfling, right? I’ve been sent to show you around.” He’s so friendly and laid-back and easy-going I love him <3 DING!

Gandalf is gone for all of two seconds before Pippin almost blabs about Aragorn to somebody. Can’t take this fool of a Took anywhere.

Beregond asks good questions. He asks for clarification of terms, like “who is Aragorn?” and “what is a Hobbit?”. That proves he’s paying attention, and that he’s intelligent and curious and attentive and genuinely interested in what Pippin has to say. DING!

Beregond: “Is there anything you would like to know?” Pippin, hesitantly: “B b break fast? ? 🥺”

Beregond laughs so easily. I freakin’ love him. He asks Pippin “you haven’t eaten anything today?” and Pippin says “I had some wine and a white cake or two, but I had to answer questions for an hour and I’m hungry >_<” and Beregond laughs and jokes “at the table small men may do the greater deeds, we say”, clearly thinking of children—OF WHICH HE HAS ONE, so he’d know! DING!

And THEN he says “sounds like you’ve had as good a breakfast as any of us soldiers get around here” and when Pippin’s face does a “D-8 !!!” he laughs AGAIN like “nonono it’s okay I’ll find you some food, don’t you worry!” He’s kind and understanding AND he’s got snacks!! DING!

And then! When Pippin says “wait, Gandalf asked me to check on Shadowfax,” Beregond says: “But come! You shall make me acquainted with this good horse. I love beasts, and we see them seldom in this stony city…” LIKE HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS MAN, HE LOVES ANIMALS, HE��S SO EXCITED TO SEE A HORSE, I’M— DING!

I love that Pippin talks to Shadowfax like you’d talk to another person—and even better, that Shadowfax seems to understand, and lets Beregond pet him.

Shadowfax can neigh loud enough to shake a stable. Noted.

“Then they took their leave, seeing that the manger was well filled. ‘And now for our manger,’ said Beregond.” DAD JOKE DAD JOKE DAD JOKE— DING!

The way Beregond vouches for Pippin to Targon the Food Guy is the funniest thing. “He has had sore labor this morning,” not “he was sitting and talking for an hour”. Love it. DING!

Beregond learns a lot about the Shire and Pippin’s adventures, and apologizes for assuming Pippin was just a kid that Denethor took on “as a whim”. But there are two factors here: 1) he apologized proactively, before Pippin even had any reason to feel offense, and 2) he treated Pippin so well that there was no need to feel offense in the first place. I imagine his thought process must have been, “The lord has taken on a page, and I’m supposed to teach him the passwords? Sure, I’ll take this as seriously as I take any other duty I’m given.” No talking down to Pippin, nothing to make him feel any less than welcome.

Why is this important? 1) Because anyone who is quick to apologize is a person of humility and integrity. DING!

2) Because it says good things about his personality that he’s willing to accept what seems like a ridiculous situation with good humor and complete sincerity. DING!

And 3) Because if that’s how he treats someone he thinks is a kid, that means he treats kids really, really well. DING!

“And there were always too few children in the city; but now there are none—save some young lads that will not depart, and may find some task to do: my own son is one of them.” And it was at this moment —at this exact moment—that everything made sense.

You wanna know why Beregond immediately knew to treat Pippin the way he did? ‘Cause it’s ingrained. Him’s a DadTM. He saw Pippin and the paternal instinct in him immediately went—

—and now, even despite knowing that Pippin is nearly full-grown, he can’t shake it. Mans is warm and nurturing and attentive and an excellent teacher because he’s had practice and I absolutely love him. DING!

Also ohhhh he has so much reason to be invested in how this battle turns out. He’s gotta make sure his kid has a future that isn’t in death or slavery to the Dark Lord. That’ll motivate ya.

“It is but the deep breath before the plunge.” Duuuude. That was Beregond’s line at first! I can definitely see why they gave it to Gandalf tho.

“It is over-late to send for aid when you are already besieged.” That’s…actually really good advice. Both militarily, and also in a lot of other circumstances. Cf. why I’m taking steps to avoid the clinical depression that runs in my family BEFORE it gets to the point that I need medication.

The way just witnessing a Black Rider immediately makes Beregond and Pippin become overwhelmed with despair until it leaves. That thing deals psychic damage just by existing.

And then, as soon as it’s gone, the mood passes, and both of them declare “nope, actually, I’m gonna hold on to hope, thanks”.

“‘Rightly said!’ cried Beregond, rising and striding to and fro. ‘Nay, though all things must come utterly to an end in time, Gondor shall not perish yet. Not though the walls be taken by a reckless foe that will build a hill of carrion before them. There are still other fastnesses, and secret ways of escape into the mountains. Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green.’” I just. I. Hjzzzg.

First of all, standing up and walking around to shake off the unwanted foul mood. I can see that in my mind, it’s so clear. Second, practical speech mixed with utter poetry. “Hope and memory shall live in some hidden valley where the grass is green”?? That’s just. Get out, that’s brilliantly evocative. And third: holding on to hope bare-knuckled, despite KNOWING the odds are stacked against you; despite realizing you might very well lose the fight, lose everything, even lose your life; despite having a family, and so much more reason to worry about what the world will look like on the other side of the storm; but stubbornly choosing to believe that light and song and goodness will endure, even if it’s after you’re gone. I just. I. HHHHNG. DING!

“I am no warrior at all and dislike the thought of any battle; but waiting on the edge of one that I can’t escape is the worst of all.” It’s interesting to see how much of this conversation was given to the conversation with Gandalf in the movies instead.

Beregond laughs again at the mere notion that he might be a captain. But he’s not the least bit bitter about his lower rank, and actually seems very proud of it. Humility and quiet confidence and still a good sense of humor. DING!

A rumor has already gone through the Citadel Guard that all the Riders of Rohan “each would bring behind him a halfling warrior, small maybe, but doughty”. They’re not right, and they’re not entirely wrong, because Merry, at least, is going to be riding behind Eowyn.

Pippin gets all the food and drink he wants and his only problem is keeping his mouth shut. Seems about right!

Aaaaand the final point in Beregond’s favor before we leave him for the day: Man loves his son. “But if you are lonely, as you say, maybe you would like a merry guide around the City. My son would go with you gladly. A good lad, I may say.” Can you imagine the twinkle in his eye when he says that?? Ugh, it’s too cute. DING!

I’m just imagining the thought process here. He’s getting to know Pippin and he’s like “Bergil would absolutely love this guy, he’s a hoot, he’d get a kick out of it”, and as soon as he knows Pippin pretty well he’s like “I’ll betcha he’ll like Bergil too, and I think he’d be a good influence”, and then he puts those two pieces together and sets up a playdate for his son and the hobbit he just adopted. Adorable.

People really do come out to stare at Pippin, don’t they?

Bergil is just. Written perfectly. His vernacular is much more polished than that of a kid nowadays, but the things he wants to talk about are EXACTLY what kids always want to talk about. “Hi! Who are you? How old are you? I’m ten, and almost five feet tall, and very grown up. Have I told you about my dad? He has the greatest job ever! Wow, you’re a grown-up already?? That’s so weird. Wanna wrestle?”

Also. One more point in Beregond’s favor. I love the fact that Bergil introduces himself with the name and occupation of his father. Is this likely a standard way to identify oneself in a culture without surnames? Yes, probably. Are kids usually proud of their parents’ occupations by default? Yes, if they’re allowed to keep that enthusiasm. Is it still very telling that Bergil draws himself up and puffs out his chest to proclaim whose son he is? Yes, yes it is. Beregond is a dad worth being proud of. DING!

I have nothing to say about the procession of reinforcements from the Outlands pouring into Minas Tirith, except that it’s a brilliant show of the diverse cultures Tolkien dreamt up for Gondor, and also FORLONG THE FAT

Also Beregond wants to hear all about his son when Pippin gets back. They’re so darn cute.

The lights are being dimmed in Minas Tirith. Somebody lived through the bomb raids in Britain….

“The Darkness has begun. There will be no dawn.” Dun dun dunn…

Final Dreamboat Points: 15

Results: Husbando

[simply-ellas-stuff]

My thoughts on Zack Snyder's Justice League because I watched it

The opening sequence, bc even tho the repeated scream audio was stuipid this opening was better

The new meeting between batman and Aquaman - that drawing on the wall in the og was unnecessary

Diana's extra badassery

The design of Stephen Wolf, because now he actually looks scaryish

The Queens emotions about losing her sisters of Themyscira - QUEENS DON'T JUST SEND THEIR PEOPLE INTO BATTLE EMOTIONLESSLY THESE SCENES WERE NEEDED - FUCK

THE BIGGER WITH IN THEMYSCIRA WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CUT THAT OUT?! - oh right, its because the previous director is sexist as fuck,

Stephen Wolf's Daddy Issues because that's fucking hilarious

Bruce explaining his want to find everyone bc of his promise

The close up on the fly things because that actually made it scary

THE FUCKING LIGHTING CEREMONY IN THEMESCERIA HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT

Diana's extra badassery after getting the Arrow because WHY THE FUCK WAS THAT CUT?! This explains SO MUCH about how Diana knows SO MUCH about a time she wasn't alive in and I have NO FUCKING CLUE why it was cut!?

Arthur Curry is a Stripper - Confirmed!

Arthur and his trainer talking, but idfk why they kept the bubble thing Although I do like that they clarify that it's not just Mera who can do that bubble thingy

The scene between Stephen Wolf and the stone-wall dude person was cool and it explained why Stephen Wolf was so desperate

Zeus, Ares, and Artemis prepped for battle along with Poseidon in the flashback was FUCKING AWESOME!!! Diana's Aunt as well, the shows of the Green Lanterns, and the ring returning to the planet [Although they should've named Artemis, bc she can easily be mistaken for Athena - Also; Artemis' roman equivalent in the goddess Diana ]

Darkseid being in the flashback, which explains a lot

The Gods vs Darkseid was FUCKING AWESOME

Barry's awkward rambling after running into Iris

ALSO IRIS FUCKING WEST!!!

The Big Belly Burger Reference, nicely done

My dad says Iris' car is beautiful

BARRY SAVED IRIS BITCHES

The slow-mo crash gave me anxiety

My dad says, "I know you got all the time in the world but c'mon this is ridiculous" about that scene then "That beautiful car..."

THE SCENE WITH STEPHEN WOLF AND THE ALTLANTIAN MAKES EVERYTHING MAKE SO MUCH MORE SENSE BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK DID STEPHEN WOLF KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE MOTHER BOX IN ATLANTIS

Do. Not. Make. Diana. And. Bruce. Romantic. Don't. Fucking. Do. It.

The use of slow-mo is kind of redundant

Victor being fucking AMAZING even tho he's getting in trouble at school

Victor and Mama's discussion gives some life to the 2-Dlike Cyborg from the og movie, WHY THE FUCK WAS IT CUT?!

Victor's inner-world where he's still fully human

Barry being sarcastic as fuck towards his father lmfao

"Very attractive Jewish boy"

The reference to Grodd YAAAAAAAS

I still hate that Barry's lightning is blue and not red

The explanation of the Speedforce and Snacks

"What are your super powers again?" "I'm Rich" Still one of the best lines

I love Diana's shirt in the scene with Alfred

"Looks like you have a date, Ms. Prince" lmfao - Unless his name is Steve, I doubt it

I feel like Victor and Diana would be a good brother/sister duo, ngl

Burying the fucking box at your mothers grave was the stupidest shit I have ever fucking seen Victor.

COMMISIONER GORDON HELL YES

Barry's utter fail at being normal around Diana

The underwater click-like dolphin speak was cool, but still kinda dumb knowing that later Aquaman speaks underwater just fine - ngl

Nice Liquidkinetics, Mera. Amber you're still a cunt.

Also, Mera says her parents died - Wasn't her father alive in Aquaman??

Victor seeing the bat-signal explains how he knew how to find them, honest

The badass entry of Bruce, Diana, and Barry makes me laugh

Barry is far too close to Bruce

Victor scared Barry LMFAOOOO

If Victor's father is the head of STAR Labs where the fuck is Harrison Wells?????

THEY LEFT BARRY BEHIND, ASSHOLES

Diana's annoyance at Barry running ahead is such a Mom thing

Stephen using the bug thing makes SO MUCH MORE SENSE

Diana trying to make a plan and it getting ruined fits with the exasperated Mom theme she's got going on.

THE SONG HEN DIANA GOES AGAINST STEPHEN WOLF, THE FUCKING VOCALS ALONG MAKE ME HYPE AS SHIIIIIIIIT

"I Belong To No One" I FUCKING LOVE IT

HEEEEEEEEELL of a push Barry lmfaooo

"Thank you Alfred" "Don't mention it" Mans is bored of your shit

"Sword Lady" LMFAOOOOOOO

Diana's x-move thing against Stephen Wolf YAAAAAAAAS BITCH

Diana saving Barry's ass - Accurate!

Victor taking over the Crawler makes more sense this way, honest

OKAY YOU AN ACTUALLY SEE AQUAMAN IN THE WATER AND IT MAKES IT MAKE SO MUCH MORE SENSE

That jump onto the crawler was smooth as fuck Diana!

Stephen Wolf getting visions from the boxes also explains a lot about some shit

"I know the requirements, I wrote them" Suuuuuuubtle lmfaoo

Victor brining the box them also fits better

Why is this Stone looking mother fucker speaking Latin?

Hello Darkseid, you look particularly dramatic this evening

Victor's explaining how he knows about the box makes a lot of sense, why was this cut again??

Actually explaining the fucking Mother Box was Helpful

Mrs. Kent and Lois having a heart to heart holy shiiiit

Martha talking about how Clark's death was drowned out by Superman's - wooow

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH MARTHA'S EYES IS THAT J'ONN J'ONZZ?! THATS THE MARTIAN MANHUNTER HOLY FUCK IT'S J'ONN J'ONZZ

Ironic that Ezra-Flash's hero is Superman while Grant Gustin's hero is superman lmfao

Diana and Arthur chatting was cute, the quote was awesome and the Atlantians totally copped that quote from the Amazonians

Alfred being a sarcastic fuck is my favorite

Alfred being the voice of reason, as always

Arthur helping Barry pick a hat is AMAZING

Diana telling the boys to change, mom or big sister?? lmfaoo

Barry's social awkwardness gives me second hand embarrassment

This little infiltration arc makes SO MUCH more fucking sense

Every one being suited up and triggering the alarm is amazing

Mr. Stone fucking trusting his son is my faaaaaavorite

THE SUITS ACTIVATED AND CAME OUT WHEN CLARK WAS MOVED PAST THEM DUDE WTF

IS LOIS PREGNANT?!?!?!

Barry looks like he's about to throw up

BARRY HAS ALREADY TIME TRAVELLED THAT LINE SHOULDVE BEEN KEPT IN

Arthur being antsy about not doing the resurrection makes so much sense

VICTOR SEEING A POSSIBLE FUTURE IS THE BEST SHIT

I love vision-Diana's Norse burial

EVIL VISION-SUPERMAN DUDE CMON

THE MISUNDERSTANDING MAKES THIS WORSE AND BETTER AT THE SAME TIME

HE REVERSED TIME WHEN HE RESURRECTED SUPERMAN WHAAAAAAAAT

The Military arriving was a sensible addition

The fancy ass dramatic ass arrival of Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Flash, and Cyborg when Superman gets to the monument is hilarious

Victor loosing control is the woooooorst

The Lasso of Truth almost got through to him but he's a stubborn fuck

Superman functioning in Flashtime is something I will never understand

Yeah lets shoot at the guy whose indestructible, right

"you should probably move" LMFAOOOO

Batman v. Superman part 2 insert eye roll here

headbutts like children - and that's cheating on the playground Clark.

Heat vision makes so much more sense than "do you bleed?"

Lois coming in cluuuuutch

I like Lois' appearance better than Alfred bringing her, it fits Lois better

Arthur and Barry now have rivalry lmfaooo

Mr. Stone being obsessed with the mother box is annoying as fuck

Mr. Stone is an idiot and he should've fucking left the box alone

That was a horrible death why was that necessary?!

Arthur being a pessimist in this movie is honestly hilarious, tho why is he anti-love??

Barry being surprised at Batman's richness is never not funny

"I'll take that as a yes" okay Clark, don't show off

IS LOIS PREGNANT OR NOT?!

"Its really me Ma" Best scene of the whole fucking movie

Barry and Arthur heart-to -heart "I thought you didn't car" "I never said that" BUILD THIS FRIENDSHIP

BRUCE TELLS DIANA OF THE VISION

Bruce talking about faith never bodes well

THE QUEEN LOOKS BEAUTIFUL

"uh with the power of love" "Barry" LMFAOOOOOO

THE KRYPTONIAN SUITS LOOK AMAZING

Since when does Superman have Geokinesis??

I LOVE HOW BOTH OF HIS FATHERS ARE TALKING TO HIM I FUCKING LOVE IT

THE SUIT UP SCENE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IT LOOKS AWESOME

"just have to knock a little louder" Well, that's one way to knock Bruce

Nice crash boy

Straight up sounded like "Loud and queer" lmfaoooo

Diana leading the teeeeeeeaaaam Hell Yes!

I do miss the "I think we're all gonna die" lasso-Arthur scene tho. it was stupid - but funny.

DIANA COMING IN FOR THAT SLICE AND DICE BAYBEEEEY

THE TEAM SHOOOOT YES totally taken from Marvel but fuck did it look good

"you really are out of your mind" says the idiot who talks to fish

"not done yet" vs "your welcome" I like the second one better

Glorious hair Arthur lmfaoo

Fucking chair eject

NICE SHISH-KA-BOB ARTHUR FUCK

Alfred doesn't even fucking blink when Clark arrives

ARTHURS TRIDENT DOES THE WAVY THING ON LAND TOO BROOOO

Oh yeah, step back for the demi-god princess

DONT PISS OFF DIANA AND DO NOT USE HER FAMILY TO FUCK WITH HER IT NEVER ENDS WELL

The familiar flash buildup power ring will never not make me happy

Daaaaaayum Diana!!

Nice catch Arthur

Diana knows her mother and sisters are alive bc they sent the arrow to her, so why is he even trying it??

NICE SAVE SUPERMAN!!

"Not impressed" Smooooooth

THAT FINAL BATTLE IS FUCKING AWESOME

TIME TRAVEL

BADASS DIANA WITH THAT DEPCAPITATION

You sent Today at 5:44 PM

Them all standing there was straight up "Fuck with us, I dare you"

The epilogue was great but that dream was confusing, are we doing Alt-universe shit??

MARTIAN MOTHER FUCKING MANHUNTER BITCHEEEEEEEEEEZZ

IS LOIS PREGNANT OR NOT?!

[thekingsvoid]

That moment when you realize that watering your plants helps you to get your shit together

(Since i dont wanna hurt anyone, imma just disclaim that there could be some triggers in my entries… i’m sorry, but i gotta write what i trully feel to take it out my chest. Love you <3 thank you for reading <3)

It’s really funny how i am currently feeling so so out of it because i couldn’t sleep at all last night. I tried to go to bed at 2 or am.. yes, i know, that’s still late. But just consider the fact that I’m currently not working (not because i don’t want to) and i graduated. So, if you think about it, that time is not so bad to go to sleep. But back to me feeling hella weird because of lack of sleep, is fucking hella weird. no? have you been there? that moment where you don’t feel tired or sleepy but your brain deffinetely implores it. Is it some type of unconcious self harm? think about it, sleeping is awesome, and yet your brain be like “nope not tonight! we gonna spend the night here, in bed, just you and me” That shit worst than nightmares lol

But then, in the morning, two packages arrived, my 3 types of korean ramen (curry, carbonara and jajjang) and my kawaii af phone case. Now that i’m writing this, i should totally take some pictures to show you, hold on :) It brightened up my day for sure, after having such a bad day tomorrow i thank past king for buying me these <3 

But then, obviously my mom and i would argue about stupid af things and i just went back to my room cause i’m the type to step away from things to keep me sane and not hurt anyone with my words. and i tried to sleep. couldn’t. 

So i get my ass up and prepared me some iced latte, turned on the living room tv and then right when im about to sit down, my dad gets home. What does that mean? i dont want to be around him much cause i feel like such a dissapointment in his eyes. (fuck! trigger!! im about to cry…hold on) but anywayyys. He got home with some fruit and groceries and ordered me to clean everything and put it away, i do as he says cause i’m really such a dissapointment. 

i get to my room and guess what i realize!! IT’S WATERING DAY!!! watering my plants gives me so much joy cause somehow i’ve kept them alive for so long, they look happy and green. also, the fact that it marks my “since i’m gonna do something might aswell do more” so i clean my room normally on watering day. It just helps me, i really don’t know how to explain it, but i guess the fact that a living thing needs me, makes me get up. I love my roomates, they have names too <3 

Also, i want to lose weight cause it’s ridiculous how fat im getting… my clothes don’t fit like they used to AT ALL, so i decided to take those pills that make you not be hungry? it works for me. i lose a little weight and then stop, cause honestly all i want is to maintain myself.  Sad fact: i miss being depressed over my breakup cause i lost weight SOOOOO EASILY BROOOO!!! ok king, chill. 

I guess i’ll end this here.. and i’m just gonna add, it would deffinetely make me so happy if you commented or sent me a message. i’d love to chat to people either to help each other or just to be friends <3