#BRO LEAVE ME ALONE

[delis-4-meats]

GUYS HELP!!

Why is Mr. Jalapeno behind every TikTok picture thing for me?!?! 😭😭

WHY IS HE HAUNTING ME?! I watched the live stream, I listened to the Ithaca Saga, hell I PRE-SAVED THE SAGA ON SPOTIFY!!

Please Jorge Porge!! SET ME FREEEEEEEEEEE!!

[midnightmah07]

What do you mean duo magic with Sebek.

[firealpha2004]

Me trying to scroll through the Wreck It Ralph tag and seeing a p0rn post for the 420 Godzillionth time

[haloofsaturn]

i hate that bitch, i hate her. i hate that fucking bitch. i fuckin hate that fuckin-

[vvulff]

jehovahs witness the day after thanksgiving is fucking wild

[kansastan]

WHAT

[yumeyleo]

mf weird as fuck, like, “i have a serious question. .. do you have. feelings?” and like i didnt feel like responding so i just repeated soemthing a character said ina certain game

[justpinmeagainstawall]

men who always talk to me about how horny they are: are you okay? do u need your mommy?

[aroace-poly-show]

wtf man

[colesterstrudel]

You answer a man’s friend request on fb and three seconds later he’s in your messages…….mf get a hobby

[chthonickore]

This one guy constantly emailing me about his payslip even though I have nothing to do with it

[justp34chy]

tumblr gotta stop giving me those weird porn posts while im in a public setting

or like

ever...

[skipper19]

This fever I have is so high right now. I feel dizzy and very cold.

[waitineedaname]

Shen Qingqiu manages to bullshit his way through a lot of xianxia skills through muscle memory, and i bet that includes painting since Qing Jing is a peak for artists, so when he zones out and lets his hands do their thing, he can produce art that fits the ancient Chinese art style. When he tries, however, and actually thinks about his art, it becomes very clear to any modern observer that he likely had several "how to draw manga" books as a young teen. His students are captivated by this new art style and everyone starts attempting to mimic it and before he's realized it, there's a new art style coming out of Qing Jing Peak. Word that the Qing Jing Peak Lord has pioneered a new painting style reaches Shang Qinghua's ears and as soon as he looks into it, he loses his fucking mind

[hootyhoowoo]

My brain rot worm of the week is this au by @nibbelraz …I love your shang brothers 😭🙏 they live in my head rent free!!

Also more under the cut ✂️

I imagine Shang Qinghua as a fat cheeked baby— he got the hamster look down pat since day one

[scatterbrainedbot]

cass, a professional: order of badass donbot, extra dramatic entrance!

me, nodding, banned from most kitchens: leo drama and angst, heard chef!

(shoutout to @somerandomdudelmao for yet again making feel emotions i cannot fully explain)