#BRING IT.
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trainergraceneedstherapy · 2 years ago
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Omw back. About to do something dumb.
I already posted how I wanted to make my own Zorua mask when I got back. But I think..I’m taking it up a notch.
@legendofzacian brought up that the incident at Hammerlocke May have been a gambit to draw me out for whatever reason-..and if That’s so, i know who may be trying to.
I know you’re seeing this-whoever You guys in the fox masks are. And I’m taking You on, head-on. Come After me more, See what happens-i played your game, i went to Hammerlocke-i dont know what this is about but I am GONNA find out.
And im gonna start by sketching out what I remember you fucks look like. In case ANYONE else sees them-so I know im not going crazy-i just need proof, I need to know-
..Arc, I sound Just Like Him..
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vixvigil · 2 months ago
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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money
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aromantic-diaries · 2 months ago
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"why is EVERY song about love" I'm begging you to dig just a tiny bit deeper, there's literally thousands of songs that aren't love songs. You don't even have to look for the most obscure underground artists ever, the fucking Beatles of all people have a song about a guy who kills people with a hammer
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oncorhynchus-nerka · 8 months ago
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
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Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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aximili · 8 months ago
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tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.
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nats-uvi · 6 months ago
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The whole tadc fandom right now
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podcastwizard · 7 months ago
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cashier: ok that'll be $20
me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!
cashier: where's all that blood coming from
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tapakah0 · 11 months ago
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WHRGRGEHEHHE LKAY LKAY LKAY KEHFJWHJEW IT IS RIGHT AFTER THEY WERE ATTACKED I SEE WJHEKW,,W
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My precious baby with anger issue saving someone's kid oh my beloved baby with the most not annoying f***s XDDD WAIT MIWA WAS SENT BEFORE THEY'VE BEEN ATTACKED??
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Can I just He is He is dumb. I knew I would like him even more the moment I see him
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NEVERMIND I LOVE HIM
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Part 12!
It came out pretty chaotic haha. I don’t regret anything though~
Part 1
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marzipanandminutiae · 2 months ago
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"hey why are all the barrier garments like linen shirts or chemises or combinations going away?"
"oh we have more washable fabrics now! you don't need to worry about sweat reaching your outer clothing when you can just chuck it in the washing machine!"
"cool!"
[100 years later]
"so uh all of those new washable fabrics are leaching microplastics into our water, and the constant machine-washing wears garments out faster. they're also not really sturdy enough to be mended, so we keep having to throw them out and now the planet is covered in plastic fabric waste that will never break down. also it turns out that the new washable fabrics hold odor-causing bacteria VERY well. so could we get those barrier garments back please?"
"sorry babe linen now costs $100000/yard and since it's been so long without them, nobody knows how to adapt barrier garments to the current styles anyway"
"..."
"maybe try this new $50 undershirt made of Special Sweat-Wicking Plastic Fabric! :) :) :)"
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zytes · 11 months ago
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
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batcavescolony · 5 months ago
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
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crabussy · 2 years ago
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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plaguedocboi · 2 years ago
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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
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Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
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rapidashrider · 1 year ago
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The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.
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joculine · 3 months ago
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diversity win! this spider is forcefemming its prey!
(full article)
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