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tekitothemagpie · 9 days ago

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#boot up bitch #were doing this together

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bladders-gate-three · 1 year ago

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So in act 3 of BG3 you get access to the Helldusk armor, right? Like you take the breastplate off of Raphael, and yoink the helmet and gloves from elsewhere in his house…

BUT WHERE ARE THE SHOES?!?

TURNS OUT THEY’RE IN THIS CHEST…. At the Foot of Enver Gortash’s stinky little bed!!!

This little shit spent all his time around Raphael, who clearly has control issues; the only thing he took with him were the shoes to a perfect set of armor.

Because armor with mismatched shoes looks dumb.

IMAGINE BEING RAPHAEL thinking: that little shit stole my amazing boots. And you think; he’s probably wearing them right now.

and then

AND THEN YOU SEE HIM WEARING THESE

THE AUDACITY.

Also his parents were cobblers and he now has the world’s ugliest shoes, but keeps some of the best greaves ever made in his toy chest. Double whammy.

#enver gortash #gort #gortash #bg3 #Wake up the new woobie jerkass lore just dropped #those are SPITE boots that he’s wearing #I don’t need your stupid shoes raphael #I made my own and they’re hideous #haha your shoes are in my closet and I never look at them WHAT A WASTE #Baldurs Gate 3 is full of that bitch energy #Smug Jackboots #Enver flymm

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bamsara · 1 year ago

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Also why did July become of the most busiest, hottest and most expensive month of my life

I need August to become boring as shit. No more shit happening to me, no more emergencies, no weddings, no birthdays, no health scares, no more heatwave, no more social obligations, no nothing I just want to stay home, make stickers for my life blood aka patreons and write fanfiction in an air-conditioned space PLEASE

#due to multiple things i had to take a large chunk out of savings and there were several social obligations and i am so tired #there were like planned expenses like bills and the $400 monty pin order which im excited for #and then sudden stuff like an emergency health and family thing and friend could not pay for something so $300ish that way #which is FINE im alright and thats what savings are for and i can always rebuild it #but its also like IM TIRED!!! I WANNA STAY HOME #I DIDNT GET TO DO NEARLY AS MANY ARTFIGHTS AS I DID LAST YEAR #also the heat killing my health but like thats kinda universal rn kdlghlsgds #ON THE UP SIDE #MONTY PINS ARE COMING i am so excited im biting the drywall #its not so much as a vent post as just a bitching post btw im happy this month is ending #actaully theres a lot i wanna talk about let me boot up a stream #sara shush

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deathtastegirl · 5 months ago

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#this was a BITCH to edit #it wanted to keep glittering my boots #which if u look closely aren't zipped up all the way #i just didnt care to #enjoy my blankie being in the pic annoyingly :)#alexis photos #jthm #jthm fandom #mall goth #picmix #glitter gif

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badolmen · 1 year ago

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Before people start getting mad at the ICJ for not ‘doing enough,’ from the day South Africa announced the case a) we’ve known that these proceedings will take time (that Palestinians do not have) to have tangible outcomes b) the ICJ does not have meaningful immediate power over Israel’s current activities, and c) Israeli officials have repeatedly affirmed that they would not comply with any orders for ceasefire if such orders had been called by entities with meaningful immediate power over their current activity.

However, I think the preliminary ruling in Gaza’s favor is still important. It’s acknowledgement. It’s bearing witness to Israel’s actions and saying ‘we are looking. we see you. this is wrong and should not happen.’ And no, that’s not enough to save lives today, it’s not a call for reparations and an end to the apartheid, but it is an important political precedent to set. I really feel that the tables are turning and things are changing; maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but we are approaching the precipice of a new paradigm. Take heart and have hope - Palestine will be free, and we will see justice and peace in our days.

#ra speaks #personal #international court of justice #icj #palestine #israel #take heart and have hope #if you doompost in the notes I’m blocking you. we don’t have time for despair. palestine doesn’t have time for your pity party.#in the wise words of a tumblr post: boot up bitch. we’ve got work to do.

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1nt3rnalpu7ref4ct10n · 3 months ago

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s4e12

#x men #x men the animated series #logan howlett #xmen wolverine #charles xavier #professor x #xmen tas: s4 #LOOK AT THIS BITCH #FULL COWBOY GETUP JUST TO WALK IN A SEWER LOOKIN HALLWAY #GOT ON A BLAZER A VEST A BUTTON UP THE BOLO TIE THE HAT #HE EVEN GOT LIKE DRESS SHOES ON (not boots unfortunately)#he got spooked by a rat <3 #also no charles hes not holding up okay #especially after he got liquidated by proteus he hasnt been holding up okay #you can literally look into his brain charles you should know this #he aint gonna talk about it either he doesnt do that

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sun-5h1ne · 6 months ago

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Bill Cipher might be a little bitch but he’s MY little bitch.

#little bitch in the most non romantic way #I would squish him under the heel of my boot and he would pop right back up #and I love that for him #he’s just a cooky little guy #the book of bill #bill cipher #gravity falls #this is my little guy #has been since he debuted

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shxxmisafreak · 6 months ago

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to quicksave. quicksave. quicksave. quicksave . quick save . qui

#been playing disco elysoum #I fucking love it but Jesus the switch is being a bitch #crashes and deaths and shutdowns oh my ~ !#and it takes like 4 minutes to boot up every time #sigh #strange speaks #Disco Elysium #Nintendo Switch #switch #de #video games #quicksave #bug #glitch #RRAAAARGHJWIEI #this applies to all games I’ll have you know though

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trans-yllz · 28 days ago

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person supposed to be moving in this week has not signed the lease or told me when they plan to get here. old housemate keeps loudly moving stuff out at like 10pm on week nights. new housemate has various slightly inconsiderate habits that are kind of driving me insane. other housemate acts like he's the only person on earth who might have stuff going on while he continues to not pay rent. I'm going to light this house on fire

#FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE.#just sooooo tired of it all we are all adults can we act like adults please.#I'm trying to be so understanding of the person who is supposed to be moving in #because they've been very nice and they had a medical situation going on recently #but it is the 31st in. one hour #and they have yet to sign the lease #and I am like. PLEASE. please please it takes two seconds please #and the other new housemate has moved in already keeps doing things that I'm like #have you ever lived with another human being before. like do you know how a house works.#and my other housemate keeps doing this weird guilttripping shit that I just won't put up with #I just won't do it #while also like talking about buying random shit when we Just almost got evicted because he didn't pay rent #I cannotttttt be the youngest but most mature. we fucking hate to see it #maybe its just because of my various life experiences but I cannot stand a bitch who does not take housing seriously #girl I cannot be homeless. pull yourself the fuck together #this is supposed to be a symbiotic relationship!!!! please can we all work together. please #and I guess some of this is my fault for not communicating about certain things #but I'm like I feel like I shouldn't have to tell a grown adult to pay rent instead of buying cowboy boots #or to not leave their dirty clothes on the bathroom floor #or not not move out RIGHT NOW AT 11PM ON A MONDAY.#like I wont pretend I'm the perfect housemate but you know what. at least I don't pretend like I'm the perfect housemate #while being insufferable #ghost posts #text

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starscreambbymama · 3 months ago

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So all that bullshit with Sofia was only for her to make Jesse jealous and get back with him. I'm so over her insecure ass at this point, it's not even funny. I don't think I've been this annoyed at a character since Uma and Kat. Jesse babe she's a literal walking red flag hell she's wearing the damn color!

#Everytime this blonde bitch pops up on the screen I just speed tap because her dialogue because Idgaf to hear that noise #Oohhh when her ass gets booted off I'm gonna be clicking my heels and throwing it back #Litg #Love island the game #Litg S10 #Send this bitch HOME

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kingandrewburnap · 10 months ago

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#andrew burnap #camelot musical #camelot boot gifs #edited to add:#the delusions are strong on this one folks #yikes a doodle #edited to add 2:#since SOMEONE wants to paint me as a homophobe for #being “miffed that people are putting gay sex headcanons in the tags of their post” on the “gay sex headcanons website”#i must clarify that the delusions referenced are in thinking that jordan donica is capable of having chemistry with another human being #combined with frustration that it is nearly impossible to just enjoy camelot 2023 for what it actually is #because jordan/lancelot fans are pissed that camelot 2023 is not about him and have to make up headcanons to convince themselves he matters #if you want to hate me #then hate me for thinking jordan is a pretentious narcissistic little bitch that can't act his way out of a paper bag #do not make me out to be bigot #i'm literally running a stan account for an openly queer man #good luck ID'ing the narc that ratted you out

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hungry-hobbits · 5 months ago

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everyone has their categories of little guys they gravitate towards but i kind of realized the one for me that has the most guys in it is probably "autistic-coded, well meaning, soft spoken christian guy" bonus points if they have a romantic (implied)/devoted relationship with another man who is more masculine than him