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part twenty

the “official” ending

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[supporthimbos]

I think...

I miss my wife

[alitgblog]

if your soulmate doesn't bring snacks when you eavesdrop on other people's drama then maybe you're not meant to be

[caitkaminski]

s9 mc be like:

[longbobmckenzie]

RIP LITG S1-S3

Gone, but never forgotten

(it's not everyone because I cba)

[mrsbsmooth]

The public watching MC as she:

Fucks Jude on top of the covers in the bedroom

Sneaks off that same night to make out naked with Finn in the pool

Offers to blow Hamish the following day.

[vanaglori-ah]

let’s be honest the game feels like this too

[rebelrayne]

[willkimurashat]

No like, genuinely, thanks for giving me the option that reflects exactly how I feel

[ravenadottir]

islanders' data and anecdotes if they were honest:

SEASON 1

❝ main character ❞ she's the only one that makes any sense

❝ allegra ❞ 24, swansea, cocktail entrepreneur, the public loves to hate her

❝ erikah ❞ 20, norwich, jobbing actor, she changes, every guy will be the love of her life until a new guy comes around

❝ jen ❞ 22, london, fashion blogger, the equivalent of a piece of paper until she couples up with someone for clout

❝ talia ❞ 23, watford, music journalist, she's the only one everyone agrees is the best person here

❝ jake wilson ❞ 29, preston, chef, chicken shit that waits way too long to say something

❝ mason❞ 24, romford, musician and underwear model, if "this could've been an email" was a person

❝ miles ❞ 22, glasgow, carpenter, not interesting enough to remember. also tattoo

❝ tim ❞ 23, truro, dj, alright, we'll allow it

❝ jasper ❞ 26, kingston, financial advisor, straight to the bin

❝ levi ❞ 26, manchester, professional water polo player, sock balls

❝ rohan ❞ 23, wolverhampton, psychology student, he joined the villa and that's pretty close to the circus. also, see "injustice"

❝ cherry❞ 20, suffolk, west end performer, try hard

❝ reese taylor ❞ 22, birmingham, newsagent by day, professional wrestler at weekends, revolting lack of personality

❝ sammi ❞ 22, london, graphic designer and artist, the definition of 'wasted potential"

❝ lucy ❞ 25, bristol, “adventurer”, *snake sounds*

❝ returning miles ❞ 22, glasgow, carpenter, we still don't care

❝ returning jasper ❞ 22, kingston, financial advisor, at least we found out he has a pet snake

SEASON 2

❝ hope ❞ 26, london, brand ambassador, '‘voted “most likely to be the center of the drama because she puts herself there"

❝ lottie ❞ 24, melbourne, makeup artist, i have one personality trait and that's all you're gonna get

❝ main character ❞ she should change her name to 'girl #5'

❝ hannah ❞ 21, st. albans, social media assistant, she went home really soon because she was so shy, we're sure that's not gonna bite anyone in the face

❝ marisol ❞ 24, portsmouth, law student, talks too much/says nothing at all

❝ gary rennell ❞ 23, chatham, crane operator, SLUT

❝ noah ❞ 25, romford, librarian, QUIET SLUT

❝ rocco ❞ 21, belfast, owns a “cocktails and cronuts” food truck, LYING SLUT

❝ ibrahim ❞ 22, birmingham, gold player, SHY SLUT

❝ bobby mckenzie ❞ 24/26, glasgow, hospital caterer, does impressions and bakes some stuff

❝ priya ❞ 29, manchester, estate agent, should've noticed she's bi during the fucking season

❝ henrik ❞ 23, isle of wight, climbing and wilderness survival instructor, shiny and dumb/smooth brain/nothing behind those eyes

❝ lucas koh ❞ 27, oxford, physiotherapist, yes

❝ chelsea ❞ 23, buckinghamshire, interior decorator, there's pink and there's champagne

❝ jakub zabinski ❞ 25, rochdale, personal trainer and fitness model, real life mutant ninja turtle but like white

❝ elijah ❞ 26, watford, hairdresser and model, he's there and then he's not

❝ felix ❞ 21, rotherham, nightclub promoter, annoying little cousin that grows up to be the annoying little virgin at the club

❝ kassam ❞ 26, new castle, techno dj, if you blink you might miss him

❝ graham ❞ 23, devon, commercial fisherman, ginger thanos

❝ arjun ❞ 24, norwich, dog groomer and influencer, "where's my hug?" kind of guy

❝ carl ❞ 29, dublin, tech entrepreneur, he's almost learning how not to sound like a robot

❝ shannon ❞ 24, dublin, professional poker player, "you'll forgive how annoying she can be because of her body"tactics, players, poker analogies all the time"

❝ blake ❞ 22, kensington, if you blink you won't miss her because she's so goddamn annoying

❝ elisa ❞ 22, london, social media influencer, the human form of a gear shift because of all the blame she shifts

❝ jo ❞ 23, cheshire, bmx racer, was here for only three days and it was still too long

❝ returning henrik ❞ 23, isle of wight, climbing and wilderness survival instructor, absolutely not the same person and it gets worse

❝ returning lucas ❞ 27, oxford, still a physiotherapist, "toxic fucks"

❝ returning hannah ❞ now 22, st. albans, she resented lottie so much she became her

[veilvoyager]

LOVE ISLAND: winning hearts faceclaims (pt. 1)

gina. 24. athlete. from st ives. / hayden. 22. stunt performer. from devon.

lisbeth. 26. vintage seller. from liverpool. / ethan. 25. business owner/heir. from oxford.

nyah. 25. head of events. from london. / milo. 26. food journalist. from kent.

sofia. 23. trainee solicitor. from bath. / jesse. 23. aeronautical engineering phd student. from york.

franki. 22. model. from glastonbury. / tristan. 25. publisher. from warwick.

— Disclaimer:

I tried to find faceclaims that are close, doesn’t mean that they are perfect! This is for a bit of fun and maybe to imagine a real face to the characters. Enjoy!! 🎀

[trystcnthorne]

i'm not arguing with a woman with big brown eyes whatever you say beautiful

[alitgblog]

meant to post this after last week's dumping where everyone turned on us for NO reason as if they ALL don't like Tristan

[caitkaminski]

me ready to forgive Hamish 6 minutes after finding out about him and Melissa because HE GOT SAD and curled up in his blankie and hated himself and told mc his dad would like her and she’s pretty and I-

[honeymooony]

i can’t believe fusebox fumbled this season that badly in the span of a week. what was the point of the tristan/franki drama just for the two of them AND sofia to leave the season off screen? why even give mc the option to say she’s back for revenge? why put mc in casa amor with a bunch of new boys instead of bringing us back as a casa girl with the og boys? how would our og li even survived 2 weeks being single without getting dumped? what even is the point of having your original li be so loyal if they didn’t want to leave the villa with you…?

[mrsbsmooth]

In case you’re wondering if Hamish’s crisps business is doing well