#BOOOOO this bitch SUCKS

[crybaby-bkg]

When the tears start to fall, Bakugou is worried at first. His hips slow, the soft sounds emitting from between your thighs dying out, as he rests on his forearms in an attempt to uncover your eyes.

“Hey, what’s wrong? Did I hurt you? Talk to me, baby,” he pleads with you, doesn’t relent until your blotchy face and tearful eyes are exposed to his worried gaze. What he doesn’t expect, is the wobbly smile that greets him, nor the embarrassed little hiccuped laugh you splutter.

“I’m sorry,” you mumble to him, leaning into his warm palm when he swipes at your face to clear the tear marks. Bakugou doesn’t say anything as you gather yourself, still frowning all the while before you hold his cheeks gently in your hands. He looks at you then, his eyes worried, his brows creased, despite your small grin.

“I just love you so much, you know?” You whisper to him, bringing him close until his nose bumps softly against your own. Bakugou sighs then, his entire body collapsing on top of yours until his chest rubs against your naked one, until you can count every erratic beat of his heart slow.

“So you cry? Had me fuckin’ worried over here, for nothin’,” he grunts, fusses at you, despite the way he noses at the column of your throat and breathes in your scent. You chuckle, running a finger up and down his spine, the other holding his face close into your skin.

“Sorry, just get a little overwhelmed at times. With my love for you.” You mumble quietly into his ear, eyes fluttering when you feel his heart finally calm against your own, his rib cage a gentle thud, the softest rattle, on your sternum. Bakugou sighs once more, his dewy breath tickling your neck, as his lips purse slightly against the salty skin.

“Nerd,” he mutters, wrapping his entirety around and through you, as you lay there and let him. Tears spring to your eyes once more, as you glance over to the breakfast in bed he brought for you, to the handmade card with his shitty handwriting, to the crooked little crotchet stuffed bee he learned how to make for you.

When the tears start again, this time, Bakugou doesn’t panic. Only buries his face further into your skin, his hips shifting a little as he mouthes gently at your neck.

“Love you too.” His words are tender into the cool air of Valentine’s Day morning, but they’re heavy and they’re sweet and they’re so full—you burst at the seam yet again. You both lay there for what feels like forever, quiet, nothing but the dull sound of your nails scratching at his nape and humming into the thickness of his shoulder.

“I love you.”

[leclerc-s]

snow angel - track one

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1 YEAR LATER

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rheareynolds soft launches are a thing right?

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user1 nah cause how did lando no wins fumble her?

↳ user2 the better question is how did nowins ever bag her in the first place

user3 imagine fumbling the rhea reynolds. lando no bitches truly fucked up.

alex_albon i expect credits for that third picture. i was scarred for life.

↳ rheareynolds you're the one who barged in demanding we watch a movie.

user4 she's gone for a year, besides promotional purposes for her ep and comes back with a soft launch?

user5 MOTHER, WE DEMAND ANSWERS! WHO IS HE?

user6 can't believe a m*n stole my wife. she was for the girls and the gays only.

lilymhe can't believe some blonde bitch stole my wife.

↳ rheareynolds still yours baby. always 😘

↳ lilymhe good. blondie could never compete with me

↳ user7 i thank god everyday that rhea's break-up with no wins didn't take this wonderful duo from us.

vancityreynolds what the fuck? who is that? better not be some vroom guy again.

↳ rheareynolds don't you have children to take care of? blakelively you're overgrown toddler is loose again.

↳ blakelively oh how adorable! i expect to meet him when you're ready.

↳ vancityreynolds you're supposed to be on my side?

↳ blakelively i only married you for your sister.

↳ rheareynolds suck on that ryan!

↳ user8 this family is my everything.

charles_leclerc when did you start dating? why was i not informed of this?

↳ georgerussell63 or me?

↳ maxverstappen1 why did alex know before us?

↳ rheareynolds i told lily, who told alex. you think i wanted that guy to know?

↳ alex_albon i can read your comments rhea.

user9 no wins really thought everyone would drop rhea the moment they broke up these guys love her.

user10 WHY IS NO ONE LOSING THEIR SHIT OVER RHEA SOFT LAUNCHING? WHO IS THIS MAN? WE MUST HAVE ANSWERS!

↳ user11 as long as this one doesn't cheat on her, we don't really care.

↳ user12 something no wins never could do

george russell who is he?

charles leclerc we demand answers rhea!

pierre gasly i just like gossip

max verstappen oh so suddenly now she can't answer?

alex albon i love knowing something you guys don't

lily muni he reminder you only know because i accidentally told you

esteban ocon you people are stupid.

max verstappen excuse me? esteban ocon i would recognize that blonde head of hair anywhere lance stroll i would too. it’s mick

rhea reynolds BOOOOO! way to ruin my soft launch dumb and dumber

charles leclerc ANOTHER DRIVER? george russell WHAT HAPPENED TO “I’LL NEVER DATE ANOTHER FUCKING DRIVER AGAIN?!”

rhea reynolds you’re gonna look at mick and say not to him?

lily muni he i wouldn’t. that’s like saying no to a puppy alex albon they truly are the golden retriever and black cat trope.

lance stroll you’re fucking welcome

pierre gasly for what?

lance stroll for setting them up on a blind date? well lily helped.

lily muni he yeah i did! they’re great for each other

charles leclerc at least we know he won’t cheat on her like n*rris

rhea reynolds my brother would be proud of the censorship of his name. he still calls him no bitches to this day.

george russell well ryan is an icon and l*ndo has no bitches.

alex albon doesn't he have a girlfriend? charles leclerc i thought they broke up? max verstappen doesn't matter, in our hearts he will always remain bitchless max verstappen and that is not me saying his girlfriend is a bitch. i've never met her. rhea reynolds i heard she was nice girl. i just hope l*ndo didn't cheat on her like he did on me

daniel ricciardo what'd i miss?

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rheareynolds saw you bitches say on twitter i was trolling with my last post. i'm not, i am no longer bitchless. some people can't relate.

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user1 SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED!

user2 MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!

estebanocon i'm telling him you called him a bitch

↳ rheareynolds do it you french fuck, i'll tell him you called him an overactive golden retriever puppy.

↳ estebanocon you wouldn't dare.

↳ rheareynolds try me bitch

user3 REGINA GEORGE HAS FIRED SHOTS!

user4 he may be bitchless but you still think about him

↳ user5 that's not the flex you think it is sweetie.

maxverstappen1 get this shit off my phone. it's gross.

↳ rheareynolds you dad is gross but you don't see me complaining do you?

↳ maxverstappen nice to know you're back to your old self

↳ rheareynolds and better than ever baby!

luisinhaoliveira99 is it me? am i the drama?

↳ rheareynolds no baby, it could never be about you 👩🏼‍❤️‍👩🏻

↳ user6 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

user7 OSCAR? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

↳ user8 this just got messy with a capital M

vancityreynolds rhea lobster reynolds, i demand to meet him.

↳ rheareynolds mom (blake) said you could meet him when i was ready.

↳ vancityreynolds and i'm supposed to care because?

↳ rheareynolds hey blakelively your overgrown toddler is back at it again!

↳ blakelively leave the poor girl alone ryan.

maxfretwell i would love to inform you that sushi just let out an unholy screech

↳ rheareynolds must be because he's bitchless, can't relate.

daniel ricciardo oh, so that's what i missed!

↳ user9 not this man being confused on what's going on. me fr.

it's mick isn't it?

how the fuck?

i'm your older brother dumbass. besides, mick's the only blonde esteban hangs out with. that i know of.

you're not as stupid as everyone says you are.

who the fuck is saying i'm stupid?

your mom

WE SHARE THE SAME MOM DUMBASS!

i know, and she says you're stupid.

i still expect to meet him, as your boyfriend.

of course you do.

rhea reynolds added one person

rhea reynolds ryan figured it out.

mick schumacher i told you he wasn't as stupid as you thought he was.

daniel ricciardo YOU'RE DATING MICK? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?

max verstappen you're supposed to read the group chat dumbass

charles leclerc l*ndo just called carlos to complain.

rhea reynolds good. he deserves to suffer.

mick schumacher she wrote an album about him

rhea reynolds NOT TRUE! THERE'S AT LEAST ONE SONG ABOUT YOU ON THERE! MAYBE MORE!

lily muni he is there another song about me? 🥰

alex albon you two said what can i do was a joke! rhea reynolds lily, babe, that song wasn't about you? lily muni he WHAT? EXCUSE ME? rhea reynolds it was about a hypothetical with this other girl, who's not important. but i told you it was about you because you were so happy? lily muni he don't ever talk to me again. i'm heartbroken. pierre gasly it's giving charles and max.

max verstappen bitchless just called and asked me if i knew who you were dating and how you knew luisa.

rhea reynolds i met her while she was dating n*rris. monaco is not that big.

alex albon tell him she's dating some actor like ross lynch or something

lily muni he how long did it take for you to come up with a blonde actor? alex albon too long

lance stroll tell him it's luisa in a blonde short wig.

charles leclerc that'll shut him up for a while.

rhea reynolds tell him it's taylor swift in a short wig.

daniel ricciardo thank god i don't have to hear his screeches anymore.

rhea reynolds that's one upside to being unemployed. daniel ricciardo i have a job? rhea reynolds but do you though?

¡leclerc-s speaks! i'm indulging in my love for both mick schumacher and renee rapp + blake lively. i was originally going to make the oc a lively but i kinda wanted her name to have same alliteration renee's name has and nothing with an L went well so i chose reynolds instead. anyways, hope y'all enjoyed this!

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!

[dystopyx-blog]

TWST as Sanders Sides incorrect quotes

I switched around different options for Roman cuz im still unsure–I tried Vil, Sebek, and Cater. I think also Kalim could easily switch with Ortho, especially cuz how Patton is with Virgil

I just copied literally everything from this comp lol so it's pretty lengthy thus imma add a

Azul: as they say in theater, Fracture a femur

Idia: what?

Azul: the actual saying is "break a leg," buy I improved it.

Idia: I hate both of those equally.

~

Vil: should go towards reaching some sort of peak!

MC: some sort of beak...

Vil: what? No.

MC: OH, like climbing a tall tree all the way up to a bird's nest, birds have beaks, and from there I will be able to take flight.

Vil: ... you know what? Sure. You took the long way around but we got there.

~

Jamil: Guilty as charged–

Idia: hi, hello, what do you want?

Jamil: *sassy lip smack* thank you, Idia, I love how you just ruined my dramatic introduction. Mwah mwah, so good.

Idia: well your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even.

~

Kalim: I don't want to make you think you're some...

Sebek: Stupid, dirty, rotten, filthy, silly, Billy, no good for nothing, white, rat, scoundrel bitch.

Kalim: okay, thank you, Sebek, for your help.

Sebek: you're welcome.

~

MC: honestly I'm good,,, fam

Kalim: now don't you go shortening the word family by cutting out my three favorite letters: I-L-Y.

~

MC: sounds like he's against [some twst equivalent of nazis??? Ig??? Idk????], so... why not hear him out, yknow?

Idia: that cannot be where the bar is.

~

Azul: I've taken this form because I didn't want to be too... invasive.

Vil: you very much did not succeed.

~

Cater: two tickets to Surprise City, you and me, right? I get the window seat.

~

Idia: did I screw everything up?

Vil: no, I threw out your vote so you couldn't do that.

~

Jamil: why would that be wrong?

Kalim: because MC gave their word. But you wouldn't know anything about words, would ya mister?

Jamil: I don't know what you mean.

Kalim: giving your word is an act of honesty between–

Jamil: what, I can't understand you, I don't know anything about words

Kalim: okay, alright, we've got a smart Alec over here, huh?

~

Vil: I would appreciate it if you didn't talk about me behind my back.

Azul: oh, I wouldn't talk about you behind your back. You would still hear everything I was saying. I would talk about you in another room.

Vil: ... fair enough.

~

Idia: I'm too emotionally unstable for jury duty, can I be excused?

~

Cater: why didn't they just talk to us! ... More.

~

MC: You're the boss, hoss.

Sebek: what does that mean? I'm not hoss. I'm Sebek.

~

Idia: I never thought I would be able to say this without sounding like a hypocrite, but you are a huge nerd.

(Yes ik that was a Logan ergo Azul line but this is myyyyyyy incorrect quotes post)

~

Jamil: does everyone understand their parts?

Cater: um, I broke my gavel

Jamil: I don't care–Wonderful.

~

Idia: are you actually asking me that question?… I’m genuinely asking because I-I can’t tell. D-do you want me to—I can count them out—

Azul: no—

Idia: 7,430

Azul: no, no, no—

Idia: you’re just so literal, I-I don’t—

~

Cater: BOOOOO

MC: you don’t want me to live a long healthy life?

Cater: I mean like sure, whatever, but, like, why? What is it all for?

~

Idia: objection, judges don’t object

Jamil: objection, neither can the jury.

Cater: Well that settles it. MC is guilty.

Idia: wh-wh—the jury decides if he’s guilty—what am I doing, I don’t care. ~

MC: you okay buddy? You look real sad in this photo I just took. ~

“why have a ballroom with no balls?”

Floyd: *snicker*

MC: no, no, I’m an adult, so that’s not funny.

~

Kalim: you woke up at 6am dull to go get it!

MC: 6am dull, do you mean sharp?

Kalim: no, that’s really early for you. So you weren’t able to get out of bed until like…. 6:08?

~

Cater: that sucks, what does the judge even do?

Kalim: *double thumbs up* his best!

~

MC: why is the saying “karma’s a bitch”? Why can’t it be… karma is a very fair person.

Cater: uh, why does their complexion matter?

~

Azul: maybe it’s time that we take a look at the bigger picture here.

MC: *sigh* … *points to picture on ramshackle wall* you talking about that picture?

Azul: yes, I still don’t quite understand it.

MC: I just liked it, Azul, I don’t know why you’re so confused by it, this is like the seventh time you’ve asked about it.

Azul: Nevermind, it doesn’t matter. Now that we’ve looked at that, let’s return to the task at hand.

~

Cater: okay, time out for thee, and time out for thee, focus on issues, or focus on me.

~

Jamil: Ooh, said with the confidence of a man who has his hand stuck in the cookie jar. In a cookie factory. And his pants are down. And they’re on fire.

MC: We get it.

~

MC: you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right

Azul: well now you’re just pandering to my fondness for being told that I’m right.

MC: you’re right!

~

Kalim: I just think we should all just try to relax.

Idia: …. You do realize who you’re talking to, right?

~

Azul: of course you and I have our differences. We disagree on many things.

Cater: ehhhhhhh, understatement much?

Azul: wow.

~

Kalim: sometimes… it’s just this *holds up hand in an o shape*

Cater: a bagel.

Kalim: what? No. Maybe. No, nothing, it’s nothing.

Cater: aawwww

I'll be sure to collect more next time I binge sanders sides lol

[babymorte]

@dead---bitch replied to your post “Lol, ain't no once compensating for shit. I'm...”:

Booooo you suck anon. Have you even seen a boob before?? Because that sounds like it was written by someone who's never seen boobs

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of they're an incel on the internet of course they've seen a boob...through a screen. only through a screen.

bro is the real life enbodyment of the poker scene in 40yr old virgin

[ly0nstea]

My thoughts on the final special, skip to the end if you just want the review and not my hilarious commentary as i watched

The ringing in armins ears was a very nice touch

Armoured titan continues to do all the heavy lifting

Uh ohhhh

Adding scenes with onyankopon at the fort was nice

Getting to see more of the nine was really nice

Pieck solos fr

Pieck getting got by the tybur warhammer and reiner by porco and marcel is kinda hilarious

Connie solos frrr

MIKASA JUST FUCKING RAPID FIRE 3 THUNDERSPEARS WTF

Dude ymir HATES reiner bringing up his whole past

WHAT REINER DOESNT GET EATEN IN THE MANGA WHAT THE FUCK

Nvm he does i just checked i forgot

HOW IS REINER SO FUCKING INVINCIBLE

Jean forgiving reiner L take jean

SNAKE TITAN

BOOOOO GABI THROW HER OFF

Why is falcos titan green

LETS GOO ANNIE

"Where's Arm- i mean, Pieck" ARUANI ARE SO WINNINGGGGGG

Booooo dont kill eren let him win

The eldians should kill all the marleyans fuck them shoot their asses

THEY HAVE LIGHTNING AND FUCKING BOWS AND ARROWS?????

AND FUCKING SWORDA???? AND AXES

Pieck solos again

PIECK KEEPS SOLOING

Jean does not solo bro please

Mikasa not being able to fuckung speak lmaooo

Fucking gabi tryna shoot the titans dumbass tell her ass levi

Cringe Levi L take stomp them all out he doesnt regret his choice bcuz hr knows erwin wpuldve done the based thing and wiped out humanity outside the walls

Slingshot mikasa we stan

Oopsie

Annie doing parkour off the spine of the titan shes the real mvp

Armin having an out of body experience

Damn armin hates himself, based tbh hes a lil bitch

Fucl yea all thosw bitches and the giraffes getting trampled

YO COLLOSSALS ON THE LAVA THATS SO SICK

Millenia of history getting wiped out only paradis deserves to stand 💪💪💪💪

Zeke building his lil castle

Ey its the explanation

"Being alive means dying eventually" zeke youre not smart please stfu

Baby eren ❤️

Zeke and armin talking about the same thing but seeing entirely different things might genuinely be my favourite image in the entire series holy shit

AND SCYTHES

Bertie boys fighring for the love of his life bros so cucked

Ymir saving reiners life bros so cucked

Fucking gabi and her stupid rifle hate that bitch

Aruani stays winning

Krugers so cool bro

Why does zeke love being naked so much

Zekes always fucking up erens shit man

Cucktoldt is back

Zeke getting to reconcile with grisha was nice

Levi gettjng the fucking brawl sound affect for killimg zeke lmaook

Booooo why didnt the baby get thrown

Imagine being the last guy to fall off that cliff thatd suck ass

Jean finally did something

Reiner continues to fucking carry the entire plan by himself

If only armin used his nuke on more civilians </3 him getting held up was sick asf tho

Gabi got to live and her parents booooo kill them all

LET REINER FUCKING DIE HOLY SHIT

LETS GO ERENS ALIVE ABSOLUTE LEGEND

Boooo the eldians and marleyans are working together L bozos kill the marleyans every man woman and child

How did connie figure that out

Honestly id accepy jean and connie dying if it meant gabis bloodline being ended right now

That was such a nice send off for connie and jean im kine of mad its a fake out tbh

REINER CARRYING ONCE AGAIN

Mikasa stop getting fucking headaches and do your job holy shit

Uh oh cabin time

The why are you crying symmetry oo

Cabin erens a lil bitch

HES SO TALL

ROCK HIS SHIT EREN

Mikasas cut looks so good in this

HE TURNED ARMINS FACE TO RUBBLEEEE

Mikasas such a traitor

WHYD SHE CUT HIS HAIR

Mikasas a necrophiliac and ymirs a voyeur

Child armin looks so mich like a girl in mappas style

Whys he tryna make mikasa the mc in the last chapter 🤡🤡🤡

Eren killed his own mom what a madlad

Get rocked eren

Whys armins face like rhat

Its the "worst manga panel of all time"

A sea of blood thats beautiful

80% not enough it shouldve been 90% with only the 10% on paradis left

"Im sure the hell we went through has happened over and over" i actually dont think this has happened before armin

Gross hes holding hair and teeth

"It was at out feet but you were always looking at the distance" is a very nice allegory for freedom and drive

0/10 armin didnt kiss him as well

Still mad we dont get to see anyone elses converstions with eren, especially floch

Pieck is so unserious

MICHE AND PETRA ON SCREEN LETS GO 10/10 FINALE

gabi on screen 0/10 finale

"Give him a proper burial" his is ass does NOT deserve that

"Prove it" cant prove a negative dumbass this is why marley deserves to die theyre all dumbasses

Ymirs all grown up and is it too early to say—

Erehisu stans are so fucking fuming rn holy shit

JAEGERIST INSIGNIA IS SO FUXKING COOL SHIT

Nicoli on screen 0/10 finale

HITCH ON SCREEN 10/10 FINALE

Reiner please calm down for 2 seconds

ANNIE IN A SUIT SHES SO SMALL I LOVE HER

Levi on screen L YO HIS EYE THOO THATS SICK

Can gabi and falco please fuck off

Paradis looks so pretty

Mikasa never threw away the scarf smh

Love the idea that shiganshina becomes a fucking cyberpunk capital and not just a big city

Anyway all jokes aside, the ending still feels a bit inconsequential seeing that no one dies in the final battle, considering how the rest of the show was. Eren's still a coward and a pussy and his inability to act with decisiveness is the reason shiganshina (and presumably the rest of Paradis) is inevitably destroyed, it also proves the Jaegarists point that no matter what happens theyll never stop trying to wipe out eldians, even centuries after titans are wiped out. Eren lied to the people of Paradis and got them killed so like 8 people could live half decent lives cleaning up his mess, most hollow victory of all time. Over all its like a 7/10 ending, there isnt any other way it really could have ended comsidering the story. The new paradis emblem is so fucming cool tho holy shit. Get Rumbled Stay Humbled.

[sunshineting]

y'all i. i love one piece so much. I love luffy so so much. ep 1071 and ch 1044 spoilers ahead

gear 5 luffy brings so much joy and delight to me and I get so happy thinking about him. like he really is joyboy. when I was reading it in the manga I was so pumped to see how it would turn out and its even better than I could have imagined. he's happy, he's free, he's silly, he's everything to me. I love love love that he's silly. sooooo many ppl were confused and even upset that he's not serious enough. dude. have y'all even watched one piece? luffy as a main character is so unserious. he's a fuckiing goofball. and I adore that about him.

he's free. he's free. he's FREE!!! Freedom is so beautiful. in a world that's so oppressive and serious and is controlled by an incredibly overpowering government, my sweet sweet boy is free to be silly. he can be as unserious and goofy as he wants to be. I can only hope to feel like that one day.

all the shonen bros are like 'this ep was way overhyped it was too goofy what was that looney toons ass ep' likeeee ugghhhhh booooo yall suck! have some fun! im throwing tomatoes at you bitches!

I have so many thoughts and this post is already long enough but whatever sorry for the rant I just love him

[silverxxs-world]

Adam Copeland vs Daniel Garcia

Copeopen?

Daddy magic on commentary

Father

A nasty pretty boy

Yeah that’s right talk good about my boy and his dance

What did Adam just destroy

Dragon screw

Nick tf ?????

This bitch

God this sucks I hate this “family”

BEAT HIS ASS ADAM

Mama Wayne booooo

Booooo

Oh my god

Christian you will never be Brody Lee

Never ever

[gayspock]

goodness gracious

okay so set the scene im eating fruit and yoggy and granola with an iced coffee. just so youre aware. its 9am. i had a BIGGGG LIE IN bc i dont have work today (bank holiday) so smile

although in truth i wanted to go for my run & watch it as is tradition but it turns on the gym IS closed today booooo

tom will honestly suck the bigest dick in the room its so true

kendall being like "stewy dont hide from me" is seriously like half this website for the past few years. come out stewy. come out to see us. come on? kiss?

ROMAN HAVING AN ABSOLUTE MENTY B and just going to rot at his mams. so real for that. im sorry his MUMS. (booo)

"new jess" YOU SICK FUCK

ishould be saying more on this but im kinda jsut watching i know

do you know whats great. no matter who "comesout on top". we will always get a she-eo ceo <3

cunt i

cunt is

as

cunt does

fantastic....

its. horrfying to watch this bc i know shiv does not come out on top. of course she fucking doesnt. this isnt how it ends.

"i wanna fuck her a little bit" panning over to those sad wet bloodhound eyes of tom's

HELP

LUKAS THE FUNNIEST SEGUE

LUKAS SERIOUSLY WILL FUCK YOU BOTH I THINK . IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE

"we're going to be okay, greg" good heavens

GREG OPENING GOOGLE TRANSLARTE IS SO FUNNY

romans little grunt about that comment on his nuts. fantastic

something fucking tragic as well about tom being chosen bc lukas doesnt want a partnership, he doesnt want ideas, and shivs too full of them when

"he said them to me first" SO. BIG BROTHER.

HE DOESNT WANT IT. ROME NOT WANTING IT. so. real..........

kendall just diving into the water after going back to the pursuit kendall floating on the water kendall drowning in the water with a dead kid ken almost killing himself in the FUCKING WATER

THEIRI MPRESSIONS OF HIM AWWW

HES NOT GOING TO BE CEO I KNOW HE WONT BE BUT GOD FOR A SECOND HERE YOU COULD IMAGINE IT AS A GOOD THING EVEN WHEN IF HE UCKIN DID ITD BE HORRIBLE

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS ITS HORRIBLE

oh god this scene is fucking . help. eyes watering emoji. sniffling sound.

PETER DONT BE SO BITCHY

OF COURSEEEE WILLA WANTS THE COW PRINT COUCH. SO REAL

SHUT UP WHY ARE THEY .. theres so many nice uufcking. i feel ill. i do feel ill . STOP IT.

DONT CUT TO FUCKING GREG RIGHT NOW THATS INSANE

tom you absolute bitch

theres something about toms timbre when he feigns surpris-

"its you" the fucking venom in her voice

IM REEEEELINGGGGGGG

EXACTLY. HE WENT FOR THE EMPTY SUIT SHIV. AND THATS THE MOST TWISTED PART OF IT. SHIV WOULD ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SEEN AS THE EMPTY SUIT AS A WOMAN BU-

OHHH M GOD HER BITCH WALK COME ON FUCKING

THE MUSIC

GOOD HEAVENS

IM HAVING GOOSE BUMPS

YOU ARE NOT CUTTING FROM SHIVS FUCKING DRAMATIC LITTLE MOMENT TO FUCKING TOMGREG IN THE BATHROOM

YOU FUCKING PRICK-

HIT

GIRLS . ladies . HEY

FIGT

FIGHT

FIGHT

FIGHT

FIGHT

FIGHT

FIGH

PUNCH HIM IN THE CUNT

CAROLINE SNAKINGGGGGG HISS GIRL HISS FOR ME

hi stewyyyyy giggle

cutting to shiv making eyhes at this exchange happening in front of her like uh huhhorrific

ROMAN

imliterally soryr fuck roman i know so earlier it was like fuck roman but ugh yeah fine hes

whatEVER

do any other LOSERS RELATER DO ANY OTHER LOSERS WHO KNEW THEY NEVER HAD A CHANCE RELATE ANY OTHER LOSERS RELATE, DOES THE "IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU" BURN MORE THAN THE LOSS ITSELF MAYBE anyway

we need compilations of shiv power walking

the fucking parallels of fucking

OF WHEN LOGAN WAS FUCKING PRESSURRING THEM ALL IN THAT ROOM AND NOW KEN DOING IT NOW YOU BETTER BE SMELLNG YOUR ARMPIT ROMULUS VS THATS FUCKING RIGHT

hi shiv

shiv

I DONT THINK YOU WOULD BE GOOD AT TH

for fucks sake s

shiv get his ass

thats so

THIS FUCKING SHIT LIKE I MIGHT DIE KENDALL HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT AS THE PROBLEM KENDALL- HE KILLED SOMEONE GOOD HEAVENS

THATS NOT AN ISSUE IS ANYONE CRAZY

what is worse. killing a kid or lying about killing a kid

SHIV JUST BEING LIKE No................. I LVOE YOU B UT I CANT SOTMACH YOU IS ANYONE FUCKING

THEM HEARING THIS ALL

IM THE ELDEST BOY

IS ANYONE

YOURE NOT

CONNOR IS

holy shit

holy shit

YOU FUCKING C

GHOLY SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

GUYS

GUYS CAN YOU ALL BE SERIOUS

THIS IS ALWAYS HOW IT WAS GOING TO FUCKING END YOU FUCKING

I FEEL SICK IN THE HEAD

KENDALL

KENDALL WE NEED TO PRACTICE MINDFULNESS NOW

KENDALL

ME WHEN I BURN EVERYTHING ME WHEN I GIVE EVERY PIECE OF MYSELF TO MY BIRTHRIGHT WHEN IM NOT EVEN GOOOD AT IT AND MY SISTER SAYS SO OOOPSIES

WE'RE NOTHINGGGGGGGGGG

i love it when little men get angry. like ahhh! x3 so ferocious. awww. yap yap yap

EVERYONE WHO JUST FUCKING HEARD AL OF THAT IN THE FUCKING OTHER ROOM. KEN. ITS DONE.

ken dont fucking kill uyourself now

ken

we need to be normal right now

TOM ON TOP IS PERHAPS THE MOST NANUSEATIGNG. MY GOD.....

WHY ARE WE GETTING KRANK KONTENT

WHERES KAROLINA. HEAVENS.

GREG BARELY GETTING A FUCKING HANDSHAKE

THEYRE DEAD. KRANK ARE DEAD. OLD CUNTS.

you fucked it man you fucked it man you fucking piece of shit help-H WHY DID YOU JUST FUCKING STIKC TH

OH I FEEL A LITTLE UNWELL . CAN YOU TWO CUT IT OUT FOR 10 FUCKING SECONDS.

OH GOD ITS ENDING NOW ISNT IT

OH GOD

this shit reeks

kendall

KENDALL

GET AWAY FROM THE FUCKING WATER KENDALL

DONT KENDALL YOURSELF YOURE SO SEXY

does anyone else feel fucking unwell i think im gonna sob

[koolcece22]

Spider-Verse: Enter Venomgirl

Shade’s pov

This is not my day. First, my package never came, so I had to call the company, I waited weeks for that book! Next, I was late for the train. And lastly…

���Stop you villainous fiends! Your rain of terror ends today! I the queen of all queens, Arachnidqueen, will strike you down with my Justice Webs!” 

And this bitch is fighting me!!

There was an explosion on the train that caused the track to collapse. I barely had time to get Kuro to transform me and keep the train from falling down on the people. I grabbed as many people as I could, changing my arms into tentacles. I managed to grab ten people and was able to lay them down on the ground. I’m glad there weren’t a lot of people on the train, that would have been a mess. 

“Booooo!!” I turned to see holo-people behind me throwing real stuff at me. I just dodged and rolled my eyes knowing it was Arachnid Queen’s holoprojection to make me out as a villain as usual. Can’t this girl go be dumb somewhere else?

“So we meet again, Venomgirl! I will stop your reign of terror once and for all! With the Justice Webs that were given to me by the Great Infinity and Great Eternal!” She boosted 

“Honey, if they know your track record you’d be the one judged.” I sneered changing my arms into blades. 

‘ Shade and webbing are charging up. I can feel it! We need to stop blogbitch now!’

‘Yea, yea. Stop yelling. Just get ready to charge and change my legs.’

Arachnidqueen smirked and snapped her fingers and changed all the webbing that surrounded the area to change its shape. They move so fast that a normal person would have been sliced into pieces from it. But the good news is I’m not a normal person. I dodge the movement using my agility and breakdancing to move around. I can hear Arachnidqueen yelling at her cameraman to make sure he gets her good side and having it on her mostly. She didn’t notice that her webbing was slicing the buildings apart. One of the webbings tore a building in half I tell no one way inside but there was a little girl underneath the falling building. I saw this and quickly rushed to her as the building fell over us.

“Merda…” I hissed trying to keep a ton of building crushing the both of us. I saw the little girl in the small enclosure tearing up. I can tell she was unharmed. Thank the Great Ones. 

“Hey, kid. it going to be OK I…

“Mommy! Mommy! The monster going to eat me!” she screamed. I realized my mask had turned into sharp teeth. Doesn’t help that my arm became hulk-like in order to keep the roof from collapsing on us. I looked away trying not to scare anyone. I quickly made a small hole for her to escape.

“Go…now!!” I said, feeling my arms and legs were about to give out. She saw the hole and climbed out prey some adult could get her. 

“Ok, Kuro give me a-” I was cut off see something glowing underneath me. I look down wondering what this is. Is it something the Valiant Six created like a bomb? Before I can think about what I was sucked into.

“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

“AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!”

Both of us were screaming as we fell through, we saw so many colors it was sensor overload. We thought it never ends till saw a white light. Thinking about to be heaven and about to me my maker till I realized I was falling from the sky!

How can this day get any worse?

~

Miguel’s POV

“How can this day get any worse?” I groaned saying to myself dealing with Miles’s and Gwen's shock. To be fair the mission did go well, the problem was that there was so much property damage, that Earth’s Spider-Man gave me a mouthful and banned those two from ever coming to that Earth. 

“Look we just made a tiny mistake ok?” I heard Gwen say. 

“Yeah, I mean it’s Jell-O like the world so they should be fine,” Miles said,  I’m starting to regret giving him his watch and making him part of Spider Society, but I caved because it was the least I could do after the Spot incident. I was going to yell at both of them to explain mixing fruit is a huge problem, till an alert came on the screen.

Anomaly alert in Earth-928! Anomaly alert!

“Hey, that’s here. That's rare!” Lyla appeared beside me. Even I’m surprised, it's rare for my Earth to get any anomaly at all. 

“Lyla, what variant?”

“Uh, let's see…I can’t tell, that's weird I guess it’ll be a surprise till you find it.” Lyla said as she looked at the screens It was a glitch trying to figure out what variant. As long it's not a Vulture variant I will be shocking happy.

“Where is it? I’ll take care of it.” I put on my mask ready to head out until Gwen and Miles stopped me

“Please can we go with you?! Come on! We never get to go on a mission with you. Besides everyone said you and me should get along more.” Miles said. I’m kind of surprised by this but I can tell he just wants to explore my Earth, but I banned all spider-kids from exploring my Earth for safety reasons.  There somethings thing on my Earth that I have to take care of.

“I can babysit you so don’t go chasing Miles again,” Gwen said with a sneaky comment. God, I wish she stopped hanging out with Hobie. I was starting to get a headache from dealing with these two.

“Fine! Fine, you guys can come but don’t get in my way.” I barked at them and didn't mean for it to come out like that but I can tell my medicine will wear off in another hour or so. It is too early to take another one so I have to deal with it.

“I just hope it just goes smoothly.”

~

Shade’s pov

I was falling down fast and I’m not near a building to grab on. I have no choice but to try to do the thing me and Kuro been working on for weeks.

“Kuro! Wings! Now!

“ Uh, you know I still suck at making wings right?!?”

“Kuro if you don’t try we're going to be pancakes!!”

“ Fine!”

I can feel my arm turning into a bat-like wing. I tried to flap them but no luck I still wasn’t slowing down. I try gliding towards the nearby building which works as I claw on the building hoping to slow down. I did but crashed on top of a kar. That's going to hurt in the morning.

“My shocking car!!” A guy said guess this is kar I crash on. He was wearing weird clothing, nothing I had ever seen. As I got up this whole place looked totally different. The buildings, the people, and even the sky was different.  There were flying kars around!

“Hey, you bithead! You better pay for this!” the guy said grabbing my dress. Kuro used her tentacle to wrap him up and threw him away from us.

“Kuro! What did you do that for?!”

“ He was being  hostile and besides, those guys don’t look nice.”

Kuro pointed in the sky and saw guys on flying bikes head up, something told me they were not friendly.

“Halt! You are under arrest for disturbing the peace! Surrender and die!”

“ Doesn’t he mean surrender or die!?”

“Something tells me they don’t do that here! Kuro! Legs!” I said as Kuro changed my legs into something like a cheetah and I ran off as fast as I could. I heard them yelling as they chased me. Where the Great Ones am I?!

~

Miguel’s pov

“Where the shock is that variant?” I hissed as we looked for it for over 30 minutes now. I was trying to find it before I had to take medicine again otherwise it would be a mess that everyone would have to deal with. Me and the kids have been swinging to the building to try to keep us out of sight. I don't need Alchemax to try hunting us. 

“Hey, Miguel! I think they're down there!” Gwen pointed at the lights, even from afar I can see the Flyboys chasing someone down. It looked like a female with a black dress and white hair. I thought was a Black Cat variant until I saw her arms turn into big claws with the likeness we see on some Symbiotes.

“It’s a Venom variant stay alert,” I told the two as we swung her away. As we got close we saw her using her claws and penetrate their bike case the three fall out of the sky. Miles quickly swung towards them and webbed them up in order to keep them becoming red pancakes on the ground. I saw the woman begin to glitch out and her cry which sounded like two people at once. 

‘Better hurry.’

~

Shade’s pov

“AAAHHH!!” I screamed in pain. It felt like my body was being torn apart. Kuro also cried in pain. 

‘ What was that?!’

‘ I don’t know we better get out of here. Till we know what here is .’

I look around with a better view since I’m now on top of a building. There are flying cars, moving walkways, robots, and holograms. It was like those future shows I watch sometimes. Then it hit me.

“I’m in the future?!” I grabbed my head in shock even Kuro was so surprised she was about to detransform. 

“How? What? Who-” As I was trying to wrap my head around I saw a building with an Alchemax name on it. My sight was going red at this point. They must have sent me to the future and they did it. The 6 took over the world because I couldn’t stop them. 

“Merda! Merda!” 

‘ Shade calm down we-’

Before I could calm myself down, I sensed that there was someone behind me. I turned around to see three figures. Two were the same size, looking rather young, one black and red one that looked like a boy while the other one had a white and black outfit that looked like a girl.  Then there was the blue and red one, who was clearly bigger than them. I kept my eye on them especially the big one. They looked like Arachnidqueen and something tells me they might fight the same as her. I was already looking for some stupid cameras that would look at our fight for views.

‘Kuro. Blades now.’ Kuro gave blades on the side of my forearm, and one of them put their hands up like she wanted to talk

“Whoa now. We are just here to help you! You must be in pain with all the-!” I didn’t hear the rest as my body was racked with pain again, I cried out in pain till it stopped. 

‘It hurts. It hurts. They are hurting us!!’

Without thinking, I rushed at them wanting the pain to stop.

~

Miguel’s POV

We barely had time to get out of her way. This is the fastest symbiote that I fought. Miles and Gwen got away but it seemed the symbiote was heading towards Miles with claws out. I shot my webbing at her feet hoping it would cause her to stick to the floor. She quickly slashes them. But that gave enough time for Miles to charge his venom strike, I saw him trying to touch her but she slashed so fast Miles had to jump away but at the same time she turned one of her arms into tentacles and wrapped around Miles’s leg a threw him at Gwen who was on her way trying to one-up the Symbiote. 

I had enough with as ran towards her. She saw me coming and slashed her blades at me. I moved so fast and left an afterimage that she was slashed. I can tell that surprised her and it gave me enough time to tackle her down. I quickly tried to wrap her up before she could get her bearings together, which was faster than thought as the next thing I knew she kicked me so hard it made a creator. Gwen started to web her up and distracted her. Miles swings towards me 

“You ok man? She strong.” Miles said helping me up from the wall “Should we call back? Symbiotes are the hardest to fight if we don’t have sound or electricity. And I can’t get close to her.” 

Before I could say anything my watch went off.  Tell me it soon is time for injection. I can feel that I’ll need one. Miles knew about this and even behind his mask, I could tell he worried about me. 

“Miles charge up your venom blast. I’m going hold her down then strike her.”

“But my venom blast will shock you too!”

“Just do it! I’ll handle it, you did it before.” I said as launched myself to her as fast as I could. I can see Gwen struggling against her, her clothes are torn by the symbiote blades. I quickly got behind the symbiote and grabbed her giving her a bear hug. She lashes at me the best she can but thanks to the unstable molecules of my outfit it kept me hurt too much. 

“Miles! Now!” I yell trying my best to hold her down. She was growling and noticed her body was getting bigger. I fought long enough if they get big they worse deal with it. But I’m glad Miles just came in time to shock both of us. I’m glad my suit is able to absorb most of the electricity, I upgrade so what happens on the train doesn’t happen again. The Shock was enough as she went limp in my arms. She also looks back to normal size, her arms turn back to normal

“Damn, she might be of my top ten toughest variants I fought,” Gwen said out of breath. I was going to say some till my body began to shake and the headache began. Oh no, I need my medicine in a few minutes I’ll be a growling mess. Gwen and Miles saw this understanding of my issue

“Hey will take her you go do your thing,” Gwen said I just nodded and made a portal back to the lab. What a shocking day this was.

[nerd-chocolate]

I know this doesn’t fit Louis well but I want to write a quote today so here you go.

Louis: Yeah, I do stand up comedy. That’s why legs hurt all the time.

Cosette: Booo! You're not funny!!

Louis: Booo! That's why your mom hates you!

Cosette: 😨

Louis: That's what I thought bitch!

Louis: Yeah, I do stand up comedy. That’s why legs hurt all the time.

Nath: Booooo! You suck!

Louis: Booooo! Your dad died!

Nath: … 😢

Louis: That's what I thought bitch!

Ismael: Can’t believe we pay 10$ for this crap!

Austin T: You have to pay 10$! I pay 20$ because the invitation say so!!

Jean: What dick!

Jean is right, Louis is a dick. @artzychic27

[identity-theft-101]

BOOOOO! TUMBLR STAFF BOOOOO!

I don't want to know the trending shit I'm on TUMBLR for a reason!!!! IM IN MY OWN LITTLE CORNER OF HELL WITH 17 MUTUALS AMD I DONT WANT ALGORITHMIC BULLSHIT TELLING ME THAT THE TIK TOK TWERK 3000 IS TRENDING.

NO.

LIVE SUCKS.

ALGORITHMS SUCK.

SURVIVAL OF THE FUCKING FITTEST BITCH.

WHY HAS TUMBLR LIVED THIS LONG???? BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE FUCKING ALGORITHMIC BULLSHIT LIKE EVERY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA THAT IS GOING DOWN IN FLAMES RIGHT NOW.

Tumblr’s Core Product Strategy

Here at Tumblr, we’ve been working hard on reorganizing how we work in a bid to gain more users. A larger user base means a more sustainable company, and means we get to stick around and do this thing with you all a bit longer. What follows is the strategy we're using to accomplish the goal of user growth. The @labs group has published a bit already, but this is bigger. We’re publishing it publicly for the first time, in an effort to work more transparently with all of you in the Tumblr community. This strategy provides guidance amid limited resources, allowing our teams to focus on specific key areas to ensure Tumblr’s future.

The Diagnosis

In order for Tumblr to grow, we need to fix the core experience that makes Tumblr a useful place for users. The underlying problem is that Tumblr is not easy to use. Historically, we have expected users to curate their feeds and lean into curating their experience. But this expectation introduces friction to the user experience and only serves a small portion of our audience. 

Tumblr’s competitive advantage lies in its unique content and vibrant communities. As the forerunner of internet culture, Tumblr encompasses a wide range of interests, such as entertainment, art, gaming, fandom, fashion, and music. People come to Tumblr to immerse themselves in this culture, making it essential for us to ensure a seamless connection between people and content. 

To guarantee Tumblr’s continued success, we’ve got to prioritize fostering that seamless connection between people and content. This involves attracting and retaining new users and creators, nurturing their growth, and encouraging frequent engagement with the platform.

Our Guiding Principles

To enhance Tumblr’s usability, we must address these core guiding principles.

Expand the ways new users can discover and sign up for Tumblr.

Provide high-quality content with every app launch.

Facilitate easier user participation in conversations.

Retain and grow our creator base.

Create patterns that encourage users to keep returning to Tumblr.

Improve the platform’s performance, stability, and quality.

Below is a deep dive into each of these principles.

Principle 1: Expand the ways new users can discover and sign up for Tumblr.

Tumblr has a “top of the funnel” issue in converting non-users into engaged logged-in users. We also have not invested in industry standard SEO practices to ensure a robust top of the funnel. The referral traffic that we do get from external sources is dispersed across different pages with inconsistent user experiences, which results in a missed opportunity to convert these users into regular Tumblr users. For example, users from search engines often land on pages within the blog network and blog view—where there isn’t much of a reason to sign up. 

We need to experiment with logged-out tumblr.com to ensure we are capturing the highest potential conversion rate for visitors into sign-ups and log-ins. We might want to explore showing the potential future user the full breadth of content that Tumblr has to offer on our logged-out pages. We want people to be able to easily understand the potential behind Tumblr without having to navigate multiple tabs and pages to figure it out. Our current logged-out explore page does very little to help users understand “what is Tumblr.” which is a missed opportunity to get people excited about joining the site.

Actions & Next Steps

Improving Tumblr’s search engine optimization (SEO) practices to be in line with industry standards.

Experiment with logged out tumblr.com to achieve the highest conversion rate for sign-ups and log-ins, explore ways for visitors to “get” Tumblr and entice them to sign up.

Principle 2: Provide high-quality content with every app launch.

We need to ensure the highest quality user experience by presenting fresh and relevant content tailored to the user’s diverse interests during each session. If the user has a bad content experience, the fault lies with the product.

The default position should always be that the user does not know how to navigate the application. Additionally, we need to ensure that when people search for content related to their interests, it is easily accessible without any confusing limitations or unexpected roadblocks in their journey.

Being a 15-year-old brand is tough because the brand carries the baggage of a person’s preconceived impressions of Tumblr. On average, a user only sees 25 posts per session, so the first 25 posts have to convey the value of Tumblr: it is a vibrant community with lots of untapped potential. We never want to leave the user believing that Tumblr is a place that is stale and not relevant. 

Actions & Next Steps

Deliver great content each time the app is opened.

Make it easier for users to understand where the vibrant communities on Tumblr are. 

Improve our algorithmic ranking capabilities across all feeds. 

Principle 3: Facilitate easier user participation in conversations.

Part of Tumblr’s charm lies in its capacity to showcase the evolution of conversations and the clever remarks found within reblog chains and replies. Engaging in these discussions should be enjoyable and effortless.

Unfortunately, the current way that conversations work on Tumblr across replies and reblogs is confusing for new users. The limitations around engaging with individual reblogs, replies only applying to the original post, and the inability to easily follow threaded conversations make it difficult for users to join the conversation.

Actions & Next Steps

Address the confusion within replies and reblogs.

Improve the conversational posting features around replies and reblogs. 

Allow engagements on individual replies and reblogs.

Make it easier for users to follow the various conversation paths within a reblog thread. 

Remove clutter in the conversation by collapsing reblog threads. 

Explore the feasibility of removing duplicate reblogs within a user’s Following feed. 

Principle 4: Retain and grow our creator base.

Creators are essential to the Tumblr community. However, we haven’t always had a consistent and coordinated effort around retaining, nurturing, and growing our creator base.  

Being a new creator on Tumblr can be intimidating, with a high likelihood of leaving or disappointment upon sharing creations without receiving engagement or feedback. We need to ensure that we have the expected creator tools and foster the rewarding feedback loops that keep creators around and enable them to thrive.

The lack of feedback stems from the outdated decision to only show content from followed blogs on the main dashboard feed (“Following”), perpetuating a cycle where popular blogs continue to gain more visibility at the expense of helping new creators. To address this, we need to prioritize supporting and nurturing the growth of new creators on the platform.

It is also imperative that creators, like everyone on Tumblr, feel safe and in control of their experience. Whether it be an ask from the community or engagement on a post, being successful on Tumblr should never feel like a punishing experience.

Actions & Next Steps

Get creators’ new content in front of people who are interested in it. 

Improve the feedback loop for creators, incentivizing them to continue posting.

Build mechanisms to protect creators from being spammed by notifications when they go viral.

Expand ways to co-create content, such as by adding the capability to embed Tumblr links in posts.

Principle 5: Create patterns that encourage users to keep returning to Tumblr.

Push notifications and emails are essential tools to increase user engagement, improve user retention, and facilitate content discovery. Our strategy of reaching out to you, the user, should be well-coordinated across product, commercial, and marketing teams.

Our messaging strategy needs to be personalized and adapt to a user’s shifting interests. Our messages should keep users in the know on the latest activity in their community, as well as keeping Tumblr top of mind as the place to go for witty takes and remixes of the latest shows and real-life events.  

Most importantly, our messages should be thoughtful and should never come across as spammy.  

Actions & Next Steps

Conduct an audit of our messaging strategy.

Address the issue of notifications getting too noisy; throttle, collapse or mute notifications where necessary.  

Identify opportunities for personalization within our email messages. 

Test what the right daily push notification limit is. 

Send emails when a user has push notifications switched off.

Principle 6: Performance, stability and quality.

The stability and performance of our mobile apps have declined. There is a large backlog of production issues, with more bugs created than resolved over the last 300 days. If this continues, roughly one new unresolved production issue will be created every two days. Apps and backend systems that work well and don't crash are the foundation of a great Tumblr experience. Improving performance, stability, and quality will help us achieve sustainable operations for Tumblr.

Improve performance and stability: deliver crash-free, responsive, and fast-loading apps on Android, iOS, and web.

Improve quality: deliver the highest quality Tumblr experience to our users. 

Move faster: provide APIs and services to unblock core product initiatives and launch new features coming out of Labs.

Conclusion

Our mission has always been to empower the world’s creators. We are wholly committed to ensuring Tumblr evolves in a way that supports our current users while improving areas that attract new creators, artists, and users. You deserve a digital home that works for you. You deserve the best tools and features to connect with your communities on a platform that prioritizes the easy discoverability of high-quality content. This is an invigorating time for Tumblr, and we couldn’t be more excited about our current strategy.

[lewisvinga]

on the low | george russell x fem! reader

summary; y/n soft launches her relationship, starting with a tiktok trend, and her fans are shocked to find out who it is

fc; leah halton

warnings; cursing, mentions of mature themes

notes; requested!

masterlist !

yourusername just posted on tiktok!

liked by yourbestfriend and others

yourusername: weeknd photo dump 👻

username: the 2nd slide??????

yourbestfriend: tell him i said back off u were mine first

yourusername: he’s being stubborn 😔

username: omg is that the guy from your recent tiktok??

username: my fave influencerrrr

username: soft launch?? 👀👀👀

username: it’s central care 100%

username: uhm ok

username: however he may be, he cannot handle a baddie like u

liked by landonorris, alex_albon, and others

georgerussell63: vacation 🛥️☀️🌊⛱️

landonorris: u a bitch

georgerussell63: not my fault you suck at tag 🤣

landonorris: at least she pushed you off the boat, so a win is a win☝️

username: OMG???

username: russell george, WHO TF IS THAT

username: posting a girl, no tag, this ladies and gentlemen is a soft launch!!

username: the first pic i’m going feral

username: i need him but now i realize he probs has a gf and is soft launching her but that won’t stop me from thirsting over him!!

yourusername uploaded to their story!

[caption 1; mercedes men>>] [caption 2; gave me 63 roses btw🤍] [caption 3; paddock ready😁]

georgerussell63

now you’re just gonna give it away!!!

yourusername

it’s for the curious girlies😒

besides, you did give me 63 white roses

georgerussell63

well i thought it was a good idea 😕

yourusername

it was !! 😩

ur sooooo smart babe

georgerussell63

why thank u pretty girl 😁

georgerussell63 uploaded to their story!

[caption 1; my girl 🤍] [caption 2; driving my g wagon, should i be scared?] [caption 3; i love you❤️]

yourusername

awwww ily

AND I’M NOT A BAD DRIVER UR A BAD DRIVER🤬

georgerussell63

i drive cars for a living babe🤣

i can’t be a bad driver 🤪

yourusername

booooo

i drove just fine 🙄

georgerussell63

if i had nails as long as you i would’ve ripped the seats from gripping so hard 😕

yourusername

n that’s why you’re my personal driver 🥰

ppl keep spamming my comments asking abt who u are btw

georgerussell63

surprised since u have given so many hints

i think it’s abt time i show off the world who my girl is

yourusername

keep calling me ur girl and your gonna have me like 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

liked by yourusername, landonorris, and others

georgerussell63: my girl.

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: oh george russell you’re really asking for it aren’t you….

georgerussell63: hey your words not mine!

yourusername: my merc boy ily

georgerussell63: ily my pretty girl

username: OKADLSOF

username: holy fuck she’s so fine

username: mr russell george pulled HER???

username: the third pic is insane, she’s insane u

username: omg george is dating y/n???

landonorris: mate idk if you’ve seen but they’re surprised you pulled her

georgerussell63: i’m surprised myself…

liked by georgerussell63, yourbestfriend, and others

yourusername: my merc boy 💙 , my man who i fuck with on the low 😁

tagged; georgerussell63

georgerussell63: that could’ve been a worse tiktok i’ll admit 🤔

yourusername: screw you and your pr team😞

georgerussell: love you❤️

yourusername: love you💘

username: we lost u to a …. vroom vroom boy😀

username: he’s cute yall i didn’t expect this

username: the george girlies going feral for the first pic, thank u y/n😵‍💫

yourbestfriend: not him stealing my girl first 😞

georgerussell63: womp womp she’s my girl now 😁😁

yourusername: i luv when ppl fight over me🥰

username: still can’t believe george russell pulled THE y/n l/n😭😭😭

[arsenicpanda]

Because it’s your day for asks, apparently. River!parents ranked please!!!

Ok, so, I cannot numerically rank these, that is too hard.  No, what you’re getting is a tier list.

S TIER

Gladys: Boss ass bitch, hard ass, an icon.  Took out Penny’s eye because she almost killed her son, she’s so protective, only she is allowed to hurt her son.  Bonus points for fondly reminiscing over committing armed robbery with her husband in her youth.  Also hot af, lbr.  Please come back, Gladys, I miss you.

Hiram: Fuckin’ dramatic loser, not a sixteen-year-old nerd playing games except HE IS.  Ridiculous, over the top, deeply amusing to watch.  He wants his daughter to be his protege, but she refuses, so he turns her into his rival and it’s just amazing because he 100% views her as a legitimate rival even though she’s a fucking teenager, I love him.  Also, whenever a man hurts Veronica, he’ll fuck him up, and I respect that.  My fondness for Hiram has never been as high as when he told Archie that Veronica was the best thing to ever happen to him.  Also also, he’s clearly scheming to get Veronica and Archie back together in the hopes that this time she’ll invite him to her wedding (she won’t).

Sierra: ACE ATTORNEY SIERRA MCCOY!  So corrupt, I love her.  Also, did you see her in Katy Keene?  Because she was an icon looking out for her daughter.  Also, her dynamic with Jughead is 10/10 and her vibe is 200/10, need more Sierra McCoy in my life.

Penelope: SUCH a delight, SO over the top, COMPLETELY awful, I love her and her one glove.  Hides in the walls to gaslight her daughter but also gives her daughter the gift of murdered enemies for graduation, the most thoughtful gift possible in Riverdale.  Turned herself in for “some of” her crimes, presumably only the ones she thought weren’t completely justified, so maybe two or three of them.  Please bring her back later, I am begging you.

A TIER

Fred: Good and wholesome but kind of bland.  A loving father, but points deducted for being a dick to Jughead that one time in 1x13.  Never forget, never forgive.

Mary: A bicon and neglectful landlord, but also clearly doesn’t require references for house renters, so good for her.  Otherwise bland, but points for mostly not sucking.

B TIER

None

C TIER

Tom:  WHERE IS YOUR SON, TOM?  Is he cruising?  In a cult?  WHERE IS HE, TOM?  Tom never knows where his son is, which is a problem because his son is Kevin, king of bad choices.  A better father to Archie than to Kevin, smh.

FP: Earned a lot of points for Complex Personal Reasons, but points lost and deducted when he told Jughead he couldn’t come with them to Toledo.  Jellybean literally acted out to spend time with her brother and Jughead just wants his family together, and you’re gonna pull this shit?  Boooooo.  Still, he’s pretty amusing and a clear bughead shipper, and points added for being v gay with Fred and v sexy with Gladys.

D TIER

Miles: As a former theatre kid, I cannot overlook how absolutely awful it was for him to walk out of his daughter’s performance when it was almost fucking done, like HOW DARE.  A personal slight to me, and I’ll never forgive him for it.  Would be at C tier if not for the Theatre Kid Outrage.

Clifford:  Murderer but also super bland, so he goes here.

Hermione: Higher tiers in earlier seasons, but now she’s kind of meh and also told her daughter to stay with Chad after her daughter told her about like three red flag behaviors of Chad’s, so boo hiss to her.

TRASH TIER

Hal: A terrible serial killer who keeps trying to control women’s bodies (red flag!!) and also made Betty murder her cat.  I’m GLAD Penelope shot him, and I hope he rots in hell.

Alice: Stopped being fun when they stopped having her main trait be vicious wine mom and instead wanted to make her tragic.  Booooo, boring!  And then she gave away Betty’s college money and sold the house and just askjflsjf I’m done with Alice as Betty’s mom and she isn’t even fun anymore.  Call me when you’re extremely mean again, Alice.

[whiskey-bumblebee]

show me your boobs

Pairing: Pale/Reader

Word Count: ~1200

A/N: haunted house shenanigans, PDA, exhibitionism (does it count if there’s no sex??), sexy but no sex because they get SPOOKED

Pale doesn’t really like Halloween. Aside from making sure his kid’s gonna have an okay time, and the sexy costumes, and the fun cooking, and the couple’s costumes, and the late night scary movies, and the echoes of kids trick or treating down the hall, and the way you sit on his lap to do his makeup for this one night a year, and the haunted houses, and the-

Pale likes Halloween.

You’d never expect it from him though, a guy who bitches about kids holdin’ out their buckets all expectant and stupid fuckin’ movies and teenage guys all pressuring their girls into the teeniest thing they can still legally wear in public. Yet, here you are, on the subway to Brooklyn, where he’s been told there’s a haunted house attraction worth the trip out.

Someone’s glammed up their townhouse, the yard and everything covered in decorations. Now that it’s after dark, there aren’t many kids around, so you and Pale and the other freaks will have the place to yourselves. 

Your heart picks up a little, seeing the performer in the doorway, how convincing her costume is, even if she’s wilting a bit after a long afternoon of hosting screaming teens. 

“Alright, if you’re pregnant or have heart conditions or anything like that, I don’t recommend heading inside,” She listed, bored.

Pale nudges you softly, raises his eyebrow.

You laugh and nudge him back. “No chance, fella. Sorry.”

He holds his hands up playfully. “Just checkin’.”

“Okay then, it’s a dollar each then you can head inside, turn left.”

Pale dropped two bills into the pumpkin-shaped bucket on the chair beside the door and took your hand. “Ready, doll?”

You shrugged your shoulders up and down, loosening up, then nodded.

As you entered and turned left, you were greeted with an old fashioned factory set; a conveyor belt, some pipes, theatrical fog. 

“They say he died here,” Someone whispered from behind you, causing you to jump slightly and move closer to Pale.

“Who?” Pale asked, teasing.

“Ol’ Nelson. Fell into the conveyor belt.”

Pale kissed your cheek and whispered in your ear. “You’re alright angel, ain’t nobody ever died on a conveyor belt. How the fuck you fall in one of those anyway?”

“Alright, thanks for the heads up,” Pale called, ushering you forward.

He whispered in your ear again. “If you wanna leave, we can tell ‘em and they’ll let us out.”

You squeezed his hand, telling him you’d heard.

Someone leapt from the next doorway, wearing a bloodied apron, and screamed.

You yelped and Pale swore loudly. 

“Jesus fuck what you yelling for? Huh? You Nelson’s missus or what?”

The performer sneered down at you, tilting her neck at an odd angle and laughing.

“Alright,” Pale chuckled. He squeezed your hand again and you squeezed back.

The next room was more gory, filled with admittedly plastic-looking remains. Nelson, you presumed. The light was an eerie white, coming down through the skylight in the ceiling. It was a long rectangular room, and at your cautious pace, it would take you a while to get through.

“Jesus, doll, you look so pretty,” Pale squeezed your hand. “When you’re breathing all heavy like that it pushes your tits out, didn’t notice earlier.”

You blushed and adjusted your corset. Pale swatted your hands away.

“Nah, nah. Let a man enjoy it,” He smiled. You rolled your eyes playfully and waited for the next scare.

“Doesn’t look like there’s anyone in here,” You breathed.

“Think you’re right. Wanna show me your tits?”

“Pale!” You scolded, hitting his chest softly. 

You peered into the dark, hoping your eyes would adjust and you’d be able to spot anyone before they got the chance to scare you.

“C��mon, angel, I’m serious. Wanna kiss ‘em.”

Cautious, you shifted your top down slightly. “In here, really?”

Pale hummed and ducked down to kiss your neck, still continuing to walk as he did so. Gently, he sucked a mark onto the side of your neck and you couldn’t help but laugh.

“Okay, Pale-”

Someone lunged from the pile of limbs, screaming. Once you’d cried out and even Pale had jumped a foot away from you, they began to mumble, chanting something under their breath.

You hurried to the next room, the office of the factory it seemed. Papers were scattered everywhere and two hands sat atop the desk, as if filling out paperwork.

While you were still catching your breath, Pale cracked a joke about death and taxes and you huffed a laugh.

“Geez, I wonder how much that guy heard before he decided to jump,” You breathed.

Pale stroked your back. At least, you hoped it was Pale. 

“Reckon he was waiting to see if we’d-”

Dozens of eyeballs spilled from somewhere to Pale’s left, rolling across the floor to where you stood.

“Pale?”

“Hm?”

“Your hand is on my back, right?”

“Mhm. Just wanna make sure you ain’t gonna freeze in place or nothin’. And now you gotta dodge the eyeballs so you don’t sprain an ankle. Want me to carry you?”

You laughed and kissed Pale’s shoulder, the room too dark to aim for anything more specific. “I’m okay.”

You made it out into the fading daylight and you found yourself relieved. It had been fun, especially with Pale’s commentary, but you felt yourself shedding layers of tension now you were out. 

Pale draped his coat around your shoulders. “You okay?”

Offering a smile, you nodded. “Yeah, just a bit spooky.”

He nodded. “So... Can I see your booooobs?”

You shook your head with a smile. “We’ll see once we’re back home, huh? You’re looking a little scared yourself.”

“Oh really?”

“Uh huh. A little Pale.”

He laughed and nudged you playfully. “Jesus, walked into that one, didn’t I?”

You peeled the collar of Pale’s coat from your neck, and tried to spot any bruises. Pale swept in and caught your lips with his own. You obliged and draped your arms over his shoulders as he dipped you low.

He pulled away with a satisfied smile and ran his hands over the bones of your corset. “Think you should wear this dress more often.”

“Mm, honey you keep talking like that and I’m not gonna be able to keep my hands off you either.”

Pale held his hands above his head with a grin. “Go ahead, baby, all yours.”

Smirking, you glanced over your shoulders to check there was nobody nearby. You dropped to your knees and pressed a single kiss over the fly of his pants.

Quickly, you stood up again and kept walking to the subway entrance, leaving a slack-jawed Pale behind you. You glanced behind you with a wink.

“C’mon honey, think it’s best if we make it home before we’re fuckin’ on someone’s lawn.”

“You don’t think we’d pass as an ornament?” Pale threaded his fingers through yours.

You shook your head. “Animatronics ain’t that good yet. Besides, I think you’ll wanna see the matching garter belt, am I right?”

Pale sped up, tugging you along behind him as he chuckled.

“Easy tiger,” You smiled. “We’ve got all night.”

[stareiiez]

Mephistophelian Summer

Chapter 1.

𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥: 𝟚.𝟡𝕜

𝔸/ℕ: Hello, Hello! <3 Tonight at 1:11 am I bring you the first chapter of my horror au! There’s no horror going on right now, it’s just setting up the basis for the reason why and where the horror of this fic takes place. 

Warnings: Cursing and Foul words, that’s about it! 

𝑀𝑒𝑝𝘩𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝𝘩𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑛: adj: showing the cunning or ingenuity or                                       wickedness typical of a devil; also see:                                                                  devilish; diabolic; diabolical; mephistophelean; evil.

The ticking of the bell that hit 11:30 am, it seemed the clock's noise rang in Tucker's mind louder than the students' chatter and laughter that rang in his classroom. His head was propped up on both of the palms of his hands as his dark brown eyes narrowed in on the white clock's face. It seemed like the large and small hand of the clock seemed to move slower than normal, just because it was prolonging the students of Vallahala High. Summer would begin right when the clock would strike noon, and the early release would grant sweet sweet freedom for the next three months of blissful vacation. Tucker couldn't help but grin at the plan that was forming in his head-on just how he would spend his summertime. Unlike most of his peers would get summer jobs to save up money, Tucker would be wasting his time with his group of friends doing everything and going anywhere he wanted without a care in his world.

A  smooth grin spread over his lips as his eyes got a little hazy from his daydreams. It wasn't until his summer daydreams were ruined by the vibrating phone in his jeans back pocket. The bright cellphone screen lit up with multiple messages from the group chat him and his friends had created a few years back. In this chat, conversations ranged from absolute chaotic mindnumbing interactions to the dissecting every little thing about their lives and beyond their home planet. Usually, Grif would insinuate these conversations when he would smoke two or three joints and spam the group chat with his otherworldly conversations.

His phone screen lit up from already ten or more messages from the said group chat. Without care, Tucker settled back into his seat and unlocked his phone. The teacher didn't care, it was the last day of school and they too might be counting down the minutes for summer vacation. Until next week when they would go back to teaching some poor sorry sap of students that didn't manage to pass both fall and spring semester with the best grades in the world. Thank god his future goal major wasn't education.

Fellow Delinquiants, and Dick and Carolina.

11:37 am Dickhead 1: So what's this about some big summer plans?

11:37 am David: Summer plans? I was applying for that summer job you know-

11:39 am Stoner McGee: Work? During freedom? You make me tired.

11: 39 am David: Well... Carolina is getting a summer job with me too-

11:40 am Tucker: BOOOOO you both suck ass

11: 40 am Tucker: Listen assholes, there's no work this summer; because we are going camping.

11:41 am Redhead: We are doing what?

11:43 am Tucker: Relax, I'll let you all in on my plan when we get out of this hellhole.

11:46 am Dick: The outdoors seems fun!

11:48 am Sis: Camping? Are you on crack Tucker?

11:49 am Donut: If we're camping I vote on bringing food!

Well, at least some people were on board with the idea. Before he could read any more group text messages Tucker slipped his phone back into his pocket and sighed contently. This summer was going to be the best thing to happen to him in a while. Ever since he concluded that he was for sure graduating next year, and a few of his friends had already planned their future that didn't seem to involve him, it was starting to sound shitty. Call him a pussy, or bully him but he had abandonment issues. He hated being alone or being left behind, that's why most of his time was at least spent with at least his group of friends or at least one of his friends. He needed to feel secure and safe, and by god did they make him feel like he had a second family. This summer was the last summer he could spend normally without the stress of college looming over his shoulder, or friends coming and going. He wanted to have fun and take charge of the rest of his youth before it was forever locked away in the state of some four-year hell of education so he can get a job.

Once the clock finally hit 12, Tucker had sprung up from his seat like something struck him. His backpack was slung over his right shoulder and he all but ran out of the classroom along with the other excited students. Papers were flung in the air, and screams and chatter filled the air. Notebooks were flung, textbooks were thrown in the trash and homework filled binders were torn apart. The papers scattered and fluttered through the air in a victorious motion. Tucker jogged through the halls, his body weaving through bodies and moving fluidly with the masses of people who were making their escape through the school's front doors.

The large wooden doors were flung open and the ruckus filled the open air, classmates ran all over. Some made their ways to their cars, some stuck around to say goodbye to their friends, or others sprinted into the aligned school buses that awaited to take them home for the last time in the school year. The bright sunny, noon air shined upon Tucker as he inhaled his first noseful of fresh air. 'Ah freedom, so that's what it smells like.'

A content sigh slipped past his lips while he leaned back against the school statue of its mascot. One large puma that has it's back arched and teeth bare. They just changed to the Pumas after some big back and forth argument in the school district of Blood Gulch High should accept and appreciate their mascot if it was a warthog. The school cringed as well as the student body when they first found out that their school teams were about to be known as the Blood Gulch Warthogs. They wanted to be feared and at least have some kind of ring to it, so the school board decided on naming Blood Gulch, The Blood Gulch Pumas. It was pretty stupid to argue over some type of animal that resembles their school if it was up to Tucker. This highschool reminded him of chihuahuas. All talk and not enough bite.

"Hey man." A male voice spoke up before Tucker could bask in his summer freedom for a little longer. The male tilted his head to greet the new presence, and couldn't help but grin.

David 'Washington.' stood before him. All dark brown hair, with the blonde dye that was accenting the tips of his spiky hair. The blonde dyed tips were part of a half tipsy dare at the beginning of the junior year and Carolina had managed to do a decent job in dying his hair correctly. Wash, at first nearly died at the sight of his new hair. Then slowly for a week he slowly accepted the blonde accenting the dark brown of his natural hair color. Even his parents thought it looked nice and even joked that he should go full blonde, something that Wash had somewhat considered but never went through with it yet. He casually slipped the second strap of his backpack over his left shoulder, and his large palms grasped the two straps contently.

"Where's the rest of the guys?" Tucker asked once he reciprocated his greeting to one of his best friends.

"Carolina is dragging Church here since I'm sure Allison is trying to shove her tongue down his throat by now. Grif is going to drive his little sister home and then meet up with us with Simmons, Donut, and Frank."

"Why exclude Sis? She's always the life of the party." Tucker frowned.

A small scoff as a shy grin slipped over David's lips, "Please? Her? She's that and a whole ass hurricane."

"Exactly why she's invited with us to these summer plans of mine." Tucker grinned, a little more cooly than needed.

"Right, what kind of plans are we-"

"Hey! I said I'm going goddamnit!" Another voice cut in, this one pitched up higher in distress as a few grunts left his lips.

Both males tore their attention away from each other to watch a fiery redheaded girl grab a dark-haired male by the back of his shirt towards the two. The dark-haired male's arms were flailing about as he fought to keep up with the long-legged strides that the redheaded female took to meet the two boys.

"I can walk on my own, you know?! You're embarrassing me." The male hissed as the female finally unhanded him, her long pale arms crossed over her chest as her nose lifted slightly in the air with a huff.

"Really? Seems like you couldn't walk straight after you seemed to be having your soul sucked out of you by the blonde bitch." The girl growled back, anger set in her bright green eyes.

"Told you," Wash whispered to Tucker, making the other snort with amusement. It was cut short when the green-eyed gaze was sliced over to the two instead, silencing any ore commentary about her little brother.

"Just because you're only 30 minutes older than me, does not mean you can just drag me anywhere." The dark-haired male huffed more, he stood up straight and fixed the black-framed glasses on his nose. His duller green eyes were narrowed in a glare at his sibling.

"Church always glad to see you," Tucker commented, his eyes swept over the pasty-skinned male. A shit-eating smile took over his features as he caught the smear of dark red covering his entire mouth and one place on his neck. 'My man.' Tucker thought slimly.

"Hey, Leonard you got a little.." Wash spoke up, his finger pointing to his mouth. A small blush adorned his freckle splattered cheekbones and nose, his eyes quickly averting when realization dawned on the other's face.

The smear of the lipstick only colored the redhead's face in a little more irritation than necessary. The tension hung over the four heads, and with Carolina nearly on verge of bringing all hell loose to her little brother and his girlfriend. Wash cleared his throat and shot Tucker a look, one that had Tucker shoving his hand in his back pocket and fishing his car keys out

“Let's get some lunch fuckers." He said, returning Wash's look, and lead the three to his car.

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Slim's Pickens, a dinner that has better food than its cursed name, had the best food in probably the whole town. The radio station lulled in the background of the diner. Chatter, silverware clinking against plates was comforting in a way, this one diner had the aura of 'Welcome Home.' and that was one of the reasons why it was the group's favorite spot to hang out at. Tucker had his feet propped up on the chair next to him as he scrolled on his phone, his eyes scouring through a few text messages he sent to Grif. He had been pestering and frankly pissing off his friend, to get the rest of his friend group to the diner. He was too impatient to lay down his big summer plan. With a groan, Tucker shut his phone screen off and tossed his head back over the chair's back.

"What is it with you today? You're so jumpy and you practically shoved us into your car." Wash commented, his gaze was on Tucker for a while now. He was watching the impatience grow more and more on Tucker's features, and it only made him snort in amusement.

"You nearly hit seven cars on your way here, and nearly ran through two red lights," Carolina added, her head was propped up on her hand and a single eyebrow rose in judgment.

"You will know when the other idiots are here." Tucker huffed, his eyes roamed over to Carolina. The once pissed off look on her face from her little brother was far gone, thanks to her practically forcing him to clean off the marks and lipstick stains Tex had left on his face.

"Well if you're going to play the waiting game, I am going to order something to eat." Carolina hummed, before picking up the menu and leaned over the table to David. Their chatter over what sounded better to eat, or certain prices.

20 minutes later, a clean Church, and plates of fries and other items of food that was placed before the four; Grif, Sister, Simmons, Donut, and Frank Dufrense had joined them. Finally.

"Alright, asshole tell me why you nearly made me get in a car crash from all your stupid texts," Grif said as he plopped down in the chair in front of Tucker. He didn't hesitate to steal a curly fry from Wash's plate and shove it in his mouth. His dark eyebrow rose as he chewed.

Tucker frowned before answering. "I already figured out what we are going to do this summer."

"If you're bringing up that camping trip-"

"Yes I am bringing it up, come on! It'll be so fucking great. Us, a private lake, privacy, alcohol. All the works!"

"Woo! Par-tay! Let's get it!" Sis cheered, her hands flinging up in the air as an excited grin split across her lips. Her eyes sparkled at the thought of getting shit-faced and puking her guts out in the crystal clear lake; then go skinny dipping in the waters at the dead of night.

"Oh no, the hell you aren't! No parties! You're three years younger and so underage." Grif bit out, his gaze fixed on his sibling that was sitting at the far end of the table right in front of Carolina. His voice ruining the enthusiastic expression on Sister's face.

"You're not my mom! Don't tell me what to do!"

"I'll kick your ass like our mom, I'll break my lazy rule of not doing shit just for you."

"Where exactly are we going to go do this if we agree?" Simmons pipped up from beside Grif.

"A place I always camped at with my Dad during the summer. It's called Tahoe Wood but I call it paradise."

"Tahoe Wood? You mean as in that endless fucking woods that most people get lost in Tahoe Wood?" Church commented, his voice sounding not too pleased in the slightest.

"You have me as a guide, come on I know that place like the back of my hand." Tucker scoffed.

"I am just brimming with confidence that nothing shitty will happen to us."

"Hey! Fuck you man!"

"Tucker, how long are we going to stay there?" Frank "Doc" cut in before Tucker or Church could further curse each other out in the diner.

It's happened at least once or twice, and each time the two were escorted outside by the waiters and left outside to cool off. They were allowed back inside once they at least said sorry to each other. They were treated like little kids for being in high school, but it came from a place of fondness. The employees all came to know the friend group well since they used the diner to hang out and eat almost once or twice every week.

"One week tops, think of it as a 'fuck you school' getaway." Tucker shrugged, his eyes watched as Grif stole a few more fries from Wash's plate. How the dyed blonde male didn't scold the other from stealing his food away more than once was a shock. "When are you and Carolina getting those summer jobs?" Tucker asked Wash.

"Sometime in the second week of June." Wash glanced at Carolina for confirmation.

"Since it is the last week of May, let's do this shit! Come on! Start the summer with a fucking bang!" Tucker pleaded, the palms of his hands smacking the table in the emphasis of his words. Plates clanged and silverware rattled from the vibrations, the noise drew several eyes of customers that were contently eating to glance over at the group.

"If we agree to this stupid trip will you shut up?" Church hissed, his eyes darting to the customers in the diner then back to Tucker. His pale green eyes were sharp and slightly cold as a wave of annoyance washed over his features.

Only when Church was pissed, annoyed, or just slightly miffed he looked like Carolina. He was the spitting image of their father, just like Carolina was a spitting image of their mother. Except Carolina had dyed her naturally blonde hair a fire engine red when she turned 16 and kept it red from since then on.

"Yes," Tucker said, rather smugly.

"Then yes! Now shut up."

"Hey! You don't speak for the rest of us. Camping sounds boring, and tiring work." Grif complained.

"Grif, shut up! I'm not going to hear Tucker complain for another hour about this trip. You go, or my sister is kicking your ass to Tahoe Wood and back!" Church hissed under his breath.

Well at least Tucker was satisfied, he would simply grin to himself as Grif bickered with Church. The two were bent over Carolina and Simmons that were sitting next to them. Donut and "Doc" were frankly content on conversating and adding in friendly banter to the swelling argument between the two males. It didn't help that both Grif and Church would yell at Donut or Doc to 'shut up and butt the fuck out' before going back to their argument.

This is going to be the best vacation ever.

[sips-tea-cutely]

“woah, i di-“ “BOOOO YOU SUCK NO CANCELLED BOOOOO BOOOO SUCK IT BITCH”