#BLESS YOU ANON

[theostrophywife]

azriel x bff!reader who make out randomly. not just once. like repeatedly. they make out during parties when they find a dark corner. when the ic is busy doing something and they find it boring. sometimes the ic finds them randomly making out. like full on make out sessions. but if asked they're like "we just friends, friends who kiss" or something like that.

just friends.

a/n: oh my god. listen this awakened something feral within me. hot steamy makeout sessions with az any time you want? god, could you imagine 😩 song inspiration: keep me on by noah guy.

you and azriel were friends—just friends, but that didn’t mean that you couldn’t kiss sometimes.

especially when the shadowsinger was so good at it.

you couldn’t even remember how it started. maybe during a night out at rita’s when you and az drank a little too much, danced a little too close, and got a little too flirty. you couldn’t recall who dragged who out of the pleasure hall for a breath of fresh air, but it didn’t matter.

as the warm, balmy breeze flowed through your hair, you’d leaned against the red brick wall, cheeks flushed and lips tingling with the sting of tequila, and azriel had come closer, caging you in.

maybe it was the alcohol, maybe it was the way the moonlight kissed azriel’s golden brown skin, but you couldn’t stop staring at his mouth. those pouty, seductive lips that had been pressed against your ear for most of the night, whispering sarcastic retorts and flirty remarks. gods, you really wanted to know what azriel tasted like.

“don’t do that,” az said, his voice rough and smoky. he was looking down at you, the first few buttons of his black shirt left open so you could admire the intricate tattoos swirling through the hard planes of his chest.

“do what?” you asked innocently, fluttering your lashes up at the shadowsinger.

swirls of brown and green flecked with gold seemed to pull you in as azriel’s gaze flickered over your face. "that," he tilted your chin up and you tried not to shiver as his rough, calloused hands brushed against your soft skin. “look at me like you want to kiss me.”

“so what if i do?” you bit your lip, meeting those glowing golden eyes. a small smirk graced your face as azriel took a sharp breath. “what are you gonna do about it, az?”

really, you should’ve known better than to tease the shadowsinger. within the blink of an eye, azriel’s lips were crashing into yours, soft yet firm, passionate yet gentle, dominant but still yielding as you twined your fingers through his hair to taste more, more, more.

your best friend hiked you up against the wall and the brick was a shock of cold against your skin as you pressed up against it, but you didn’t even care. you were too busy wrapping your legs around azriel’s trim waist to notice. you kissed and kissed, not once breaking away from each other even as the cement scratched at your exposed back.

and gods, when azriel teased his tongue between your parted lips, you completely lost it. he tasted like warm whiskey and spun sugar and you could barely keep up as your tongues danced together.

there was so much to explore—his mouth, his throat, his neck. you drank all of it in, peppering kisses where you could, getting your fill and more of the shadowsinger. it might've been minutes or hours later when you two finally peeled yourself off of each other, eyes wild and chests heaving as you explored this entirely new territory of your friendship.

since then, making out with azriel had become a regular occurrence. the two of you just couldn’t help yourselves.

azriel was a good fucking kisser and you loved making out with him every chance you got.

you and the shadowsinger were completely shameless about it too. it wasn’t unheard of for you to sneak off during an inner circle party to find some dark corner and completely devour each other.

one particular time during game night, you’d gotten bored of playing cards. as usual, azriel was wiping the floor with your friends. he was reclined in his seat with a slight smirk on his face and you fondly rolled your eyes across from him. while you were usually a good sport, your mind started wandering to other activities you’d much rather be doing with the shadowsinger. and so you’d dragged your foot along his leg, keeping a straight face as you pretended to be engrossed in the cards in your hands.

azriel nearly knocked his knee against the top of the table and cassian looked over at him with a raised brow. "you okay there, brother?"

the shadowsinger composed himself, his heated gaze flickering over to you before he gave cas a small nod. "all this winning is making me a little parched," he said with a smirk. "i say we break into rhysand's good wine. y/n, care to join me?"

you nodded, taking azriel's hand as he led you to the door leading to the wine cellar. nesta shot you a knowing look while cassian grinned beside her. "don't take too long or else i won't be able to resist the temptation of peeking at your hand, az," the illyrian general teased.

"we'll be right back," you assured your friends with a smile.

that turned out to be a complete lie.

you hadn't even taken two steps into the wine cellar before azriel was pulling you to his chest, lips pressing against yours. you sighed in satisfaction against his mouth as your best friend chuckled.

"really couldn't wait, huh?" az's voice was low and husky as he nuzzled his nose against your skin, peppering kisses against the hollow of your throat. "are you that eager for me, pretty girl?"

"i got bored of playing cards," you said, eyes rolling back as azriel sucked at your collarbone. "i wanted to play with you instead."

"yeah?" the shadowsinger teased, tilting your head back to allow him easier access to your neck. "you like it when i kiss you here?" azriel grazed the sensitive spot below your right ear with his lips, teasing and taunting. "or maybe here?" his lips moved across your jawline, tongue flicking wickedly as you took a sharp breath.

"az," you rasped, letting out a breathy moan. "stop teasing and fucking kiss me already."

azriel smirked in satisfaction, but obliged you all the same. he kissed you, rough and demanding, teeth clashing and tongues dancing as his hands roamed underneath your knit sweater. it felt intoxicating and no matter how many times you kissed him, it still didn't feel like enough.

you were absolutely greedy with it too, tugging at his hair, nipping at his neck, tracing the tattoos on his golden brown skin with your tongue while azriel groaned and shifted you to the side, nearly knocking over a rack full of expensive wine. you giggled as the glass clinked together, echoing through the spacious cellar.

"and you said i was eager," you taunted, pressing a hand against azriel's chest. "keep it down, az. unless you want the whole godsdamned house to hear us."

the shadowsinger only shrugged, pecking at your cheek. "why bother? it's not like they don't already know what we're doing down here."

that much was true. your friends had caught you in a compromising position more than once. in a coat closet. under a dark alcove. even tucked away in the kitchen pantry. at this point, they'd stopped acting surprised when they walked in on you.

you chuckled. "fair point."

azriel smiled and dipped his head lower, brushing his nose against yours. "now where were we, angel?"

his scarred hand wrapped around the side of your neck and he gave no warning as he slipped his tongue into your mouth, prodding and teasing, smiling against you when he heard your little gasp of surprise.

azriel loved how responsive you were. relished every breath and moan and sigh. savored the push and pull. adored the tugging and nipping and roaming. it was addicting and so were you.

he couldn't focus on anything else when you were in the room. even his shadows quieted, content to swirl through your wrists and ankles and hair. they were entirely distracted by you, which explained why azriel hadn't heard the footsteps or seen the light streaming in from the cellar door until lucien came into view.

the male hovered over the first step, confused and flustered as realization flooded his features. "sorry—they sent me down here to get more wine."

you grabbed the wine bottle closest to you and tossed it at the male. lucien caught it, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. "that should do."

"thanks," he managed to stutter out.

azriel cut him a withering glare, his wing cloaking over you protectively. "do you fucking mind?"

the redhaired male shook his head and bounded up the stairs, carefully shutting the door behind him.

when you were sure lucien was out of earshot, you swatted azriel's arm. "did you have to be so rude?"

"no," az said nonchalantly. "that was purely for my enjoyment."

you rolled your eyes. "you illyrians and your possessiveness," you mumbled, latching your lips onto his neck. "don't worry, az. you'll always be my favorite."

the shadowsinger smirked in satisfaction. "damn right, angel."

an hour later, you and azriel emerged from the wine cellar with ruffled hair and swollen lips. and you'd forgotten to fetch the damned wine that you went down to the cellar for in the first place.

you walked into the living room just in time to hear lucien murmuring to elain, "i thought they were friends."

you snorted, making lucien flinch. "we are," you confirmed as azriel plopped down onto the couch, pulling you into his lap. "best friends." the shadowsinger grinned as you kissed his cheek. "that doesn't mean we can't kiss a little."

lucien looked utterly confused. he glanced around the room, meeting cassian's amused gaze. "trust me, it's better if you don't ask. i stopped trying to understand a long time ago."

you childishly stuck your tongue out at the illyrian general. "you're just cranky because az was kicking your ass at cards."

cassian raised a brow. "before you distracted him with your feminine wiles and gave vanserra over here a show."

azriel rested his chin on the crook of your neck, wrapping his arms around your waist. "lucien is free to watch," the shadowsinger said smoothly. "as long as that's all he does."

lucien choked on his wine as the rest of your friends laughed.

[sisaloofafump]

Justice League was on TV tonight and I caught the last few minutes of it, and towards the end Lois and Bruce were briefly in the same place (when Bruce bought the house back from the bank) and I was like.... woag.. Loisbat... just like on sisaloofafump.tumblr.com :O why aren't they kissing

Ahhh! You're so right, why aren't they kissing? We need to remedy that immediately

You probably watched the 2017 version where she's carrying boxes into the house but in the Snyder cut it's a baby basket and just... the crumbs of the loisbat baby that could have been 😭

I think they should all (Clark included. Or not) kiss kiss fall in love thank you very much

[missartistabby]

AHH!! HEAR ME OUT ON THIS IDEA!!

What if Lucifer finds a drawing in Satan’s room of him and Diavolo at the cat cafe (a drawing he drew in school) or maybe like a picture the two took together from that day wearing cat ears.

OR maybe Lucifer spots Diavolo and Satan at a park or something and sees how happy Satan looks with Diavolo. And maybe Lucifer starts to feel a little warm and fuzzy seeing how lovingly (and fatherly) Diavolo treats Satan but he either ignores the feeling, is oblivious to why he feels like that, or just thinks nothing of it.

Idk but I kinda want Lucifer to see the relationship between Diavolo and Satan (do they have a close relationship btw?)

and maybe he can slowly open his eyes to see that Michael is just a toxic and manipulative pos who doesn’t deserve his love 😤

I hear ya and I absolutely love it!

Lucifer would definitely feel the warm fuzzy feeling and wonder why he feels that way when he looks at Diavolo. Especially when he sees how Diavolo is so kind to Satan. (Still debating what I want to do with Satan's other parent. Not sure if I want to go the traditional route and have a mom or go an untraditional route and have another dad?).

Regardless, Lucifer fought hard to get his kid because the other parent was adamant that Luci wasn't fit (which he proved he was because it is Lucifer we're talking about). So seeing Diavolo being a great guy, it makes his heart flutter and makes him question his relationship with Michael.

Michael has made it hard for Lucifer to leave due to financial dependency and emotional abuse and manipulation. But the gears are turning for Lucifer!

I feel like Satan and Diavolo only saw each other a few times when Lucifer had to meet up for a class project. Satan kept his nose in a book and Diavolo kinda kept his distance. But after the cat cafe, I feel like Satan is jonesing to hang out with Diavolo again. He asks Lucifer all the time and Luci doesn't want to bother Diavolo because he has his own thing (plus Michael would have a fit if he heard Lucifer talking to Dia). But when need be, Lucifer will let Diavolo watch Satan, who is super stoked about it. So then their friendship blooms and Satan wants Diavolo to be his other dad!

I will definitely have to make a panel where maybe Lucifer comes to pick up Satan from Mammon's work and he sees Diavolo there with Satan. He sees how happy his son is with Diavolo and is kinda starting to feel all lovey inside. Or maybe Lucifer and Satan are in the park and Diavolo comes up to say hi and Satan is all over him, asking to go to the cat cafe again.

Thank you for the ideas Anon! (You can keep em coming!) 😊😊

(also sorry for the long reply! Couldn't help myself 😅)

[frikatilhi]

idk where to vent this out but jere's lips

That's it thats the post

Here! You can vent here!

But alas, I am so bad at saving pictures. Help us Käärijä nation! JERE'S LIPS AMIRITE???

[crosbyism]

Nate foaming at the mouth: i’d go to the fourth line for Sid just be an enforcer who grinded out guys if thats what he needed please Sid tell me to

he’s the epitome of “i’d kill for you, i’d die for you, either way what bliss”. biggest gomez addams type wife guy

[lu-twilights-pup]

bro okay okay hi, you might not know me but i remember seeing your amazing stuff like MONTHS AGO... and seeing you come back has made me soo happy!!!! im so glad your okay!

your art has honestly brightened my day, whether it be old or new, it's always the best batch of creativity out there and i could never be more proud. it's nice to have you back and i can't wait to see what else you decide to do, if that does end up happening. it's completely fine if not!!!

wishing you all the best, much love <3

okay sp first off- thank you

literally teared up at this wtf.

second off-

im glad there are people tat enjoy what i post even if it isnt consistent to save my life, and extremely hectic! I am looking to get back into my art and writing and knowing there are people out there just as excited as i am really does help me fight the demons that are Art Block and Executive Dysfunction. I am so thankful to have the community i do on Tumblr and i promise ive got good things line up for yall!! <3

[seokminfilm]

Help, I read a thought about bestie!seokmin playing forcing you to play the pepero game with him and I think it's a high school au, but I COULDNT FIND IT. And since you are an absolute great writer and my favorite seokmin writer, can you write the same thing about playing pepero game or paper kiss with him in the school or anywhere you like, pretty pleaseeeeee😫 those pre debut images of him or him in school uniform are too precious😞

OH MY GOD BLESS YOU FOREVER AND EVERY ANON I'M SO GONNA DO THIS

[thehighladywrites]

nooo okk hopefully this works: https://x.com/kinulta/status/1762798568119947316?s=46&t=CMnkJ-D4D17S3RP6Mc6DAw

FUCK YEHHH I SEE IT AND THAT IS A MASSIVE YESSSSSSSS bro that is one hot video😦😦😦

[arienic]

normalize asking ur friends in relationships about their rs experiences so that you have more material for your fics

[sidhion]

what if i just sneezed.

I'd bless you

[ezra-but-hornier]

Me, after being educated on a new way to support others in my community:

[soaps-mohawk]

Hellooooo!

I've been lurking for some time now and I just wanted to come in here and thank you for making my life less boring!

Your blog, fanfic and just the way you interact with people have had such a positive impact on my life. It helped me to connect with people and be less anxious and overthink everything. Simply because I feel less bad about sharing it with my friends.

Omega you'll get there, I believe in you

Anyway, while I won't need your blog to help me fight boredom during class -graduated today yaaaay- I'll still be a lurker here and on Patreon.

I hope your pillow is cold on both sides and that you have a great weekend. Cause in Germany it's already Friday.

Don't feel the need to answer this, just wanted to let you know that I appreciate you.

Awww 🥺 thank you so much omg this is so sweet. I'm so glad I've been able to help you, love 💚💚

Congrats on your graduation!! 🥳 that's exciting!!!

Aah you're so sweet I can't 😭 making me cry happy tears.

[rollinsland]

JEY BEING ADORABLE TALKING ABOUT BRITISH SLANG https://x.com/wrestleops/status/1800992258394644714?s=46&t=MiVnUumn3N0yq41maPYHGA

YEET innit I LOVE HIM 🥺🥰💙

[missartistabby]

—> First, and I know you said you and your family are ok but I still want to say I hope you guys are ok and safe now after the hurricane and hopefully nothing was severely damaged. Thoughts and prayers goes out to those who were affected extremely 🫶

—————

LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR HALLOWEEN SERIES!!!

Every time you post, I get so many ideas!! And I have to share this idea I have, spoiler alert, it’s the most heartbreaking one I have ever thought of:

IF Lucifer breaks this trick or treating promise (knowing you and how you like to make Lucifer suffer, ik damn well he is going to break that promise (i hate you Michael)), what if Satan slowly starts to believe that his FATHER is choosing Michael over him, his adorable son WHO DOESN’T DESERVE THIS, and that Lucifer doesn’t love him anymore.

What if Satan starts to despite Lucifer? (Maybe we’ll get to see a small glimpse of him becoming a bit rebellious towards him.) If Lucifer ever gets time to spend with his son, Satan would refuse and bring up Michael: “Why don’t you hang out with Michael? You always do anyways.”

Satan will probably see Mammon or Diavolo as a father figure (or something like that) instead of Lucifer, he’ll probably even rely on those two only.

Another scenario: Diavolo is spending time with Satan, it’s time for Dia to drop off Satan but Satan doesn’t want to leave, he wants to stay with Diavolo. Diavolo asks why, Satan explains by saying Lucifer doesn’t care about him or won’t care whether he is home or not. This could result in Diavolo possibly telling Mammon and Mammon confronts Lucifer about how his relationship with Michael is hurting Satan and that he needs to break it up.

And maybe, one day, Lucifer stumbles upon a bunch of drawings or a notebook of Satan letting out his anger on Lucifer with scribbles on the drawings and a bunch of writing of hatred of mostly “I hate you”. Maybe also get a glimpse of an angry Satan doing it? And ending up sad and crying at the end, saying, “I want my daddy” or “why don’t you love me anymore?”

The more promises Lucifer is going to break, the closer Satan’s rebellion gets (and at such an young age too :( he isn’t even in his teen years)

Sure, Satan will feel sad and guilty if he sees his dad sad but his mindset is set on the fact that Lucifer cares more about Michael than him,

Just another rock to throw at Lucifer to make him realize that Michael is bad news and not only is that bastard hurting him but he’s also hurting Satan by keeping Lucifer away from spending any time with his son and creating a gap in their relationship.

Satan doesn’t deserve this (neither does Lucifer ofc) 😡✊ The brothers and Diavolo need to hurry so they can take the trash out and BURN IT!!!

Thank you! My family is safe and getting this back to normal! Thank you for the thoughts and prayers. I truly appreciate it!!! ❤️❤️❤️

And I honestly love this so much! Like I love the angst and how it will definitely would make sense for why Satan could start to be rebellious because Lucifer would be paying more attention to Michael (even though Lucifer doesn't want to. He would rather spend time with Satan but we all know how Michael is)

And I gotta be honest .....I am conflicted because I really love making Lucifer suffer (because he is my comfort character) and this would be perfect. But at the same time, I wanna be a little nice you know? I had a set plan but now you gave me other ideas and I am so conflicted on what to do. But I truly appreciate the ideas so much! Thank you really!

I also like how Satan would see Diavolo as a father figure and he confesses that he wished Dia was his dad and Diavolo would be so happy until he realizes Satan is upset with Lucifer. Then Dia felt like maybe he needed to step in and help.

And it sucks for Lucifer because Satan doesn't understand the financial trap his is and how much Michael holds it over Lucifer's head. I have an idea where Lucifer got full custody with Satan but the other parent fought hard but lost and is supposed to be no contact. But Michael doesn't want Satan around anymore, so he contacts the other parent and they try to take Satan away. Luckily the brother's step in and Dia helps financially because he hears Lucifer breaking down at work (he got a secret job at the library).

At least that's what I got so far 😜.

But thank you for the ask!

(Sorry it took me a little bit to answer. I have unanswered asks I need to answer that I've been staring at for weeks now 😂)

[wisteriagoesvroom]

Hiiiii wizzz! 👋👋

I have a question. Do you sleep? I know your chronically online but I swear you're posting all the time and I'm quite worry about your sleeping schedule 😅😅

aksjjsksksks that is a very valid question and don’t worry i do sleep… not as well as i should… but i DO… i also queue things sometimes but most times i cba to tag it as such 🤧

[himexyandere]

Do it make the octopus merman for mermay

...Anon, you're cooking-