#BITCH RUNNN

[sweettifalockhart-archived]

[HAND] Sender takes receivers hand so they don't get lost in a crowd. (buddy system)

[HAND] Sender takes receivers hand so they don't get lost in a crowd.

Unlikely would be a severe understatement of their current... situation. It was supposed to be her first mission; her chance to prove herself to the other Turks. Yet, when chaos disrupts her plans, Tifa quickly realises how ill-prepared she is. An ambush, at the least expected moment, right before reinforcements could cover the new area.

Boots, still new, crisp and lacking in experience, strike manicured concrete in a desperate attempt to reach the one she is meant to protect (He's only the literal Crown Prince of the actual world, after all.) Confusion clouds her mind, everything looks the same in this man-made jungle. The crowd scrambles, and the stench of smoke slowly descends upon them. "--Sir!" She calls to him, almost struggling to keep up. Unexpectedly, she feels fingers wrap around her hand. A small tug and she almost falls forward. "Shit!" she utters, and taps the earpiece. "I've got eyes on the Vice President. We are headed for --."

@whitexdove

[gamergirl929]

Alex Morgan when Vlatko Andonovski approaches her after the game:

[ratcandy]

I have returned in your inbox once again after a long time because I got reminded of the existence of cogr again. i am like a cockroach who cannot be exterminated because... there is a zote nosk (food) on your counter table 🔥🔥

I have a funny headcanon about the superiors in the den, other than being winged and feral women (mostly) with ridiculously long names that they look like they mauled a keyboard to insert dominance as they just screeched to the keyboard to give them a painstakingly long name for DOMINANCE!! (an order from its superior)

But what if.. they often do superior talks and gossip in the afternoon about the latest nosk drama and whatever nosks talk about.. other than murder, blood and to probably brag about the recent 1 kg morsel they snatched from a nosk hatchling (it was weak btw for being 1 day old. Not very noskly of you 🍅🍅🍅 that is so zotey NOT ✨️NOSKLY✨️).

i would also like to imagine that they all have offspring so it's something they will brag and talk because imagine having offspring to kill you and to take your place, that is so noskly!! *+1 nosk approval*

Imagine zote's mom being in the part of the group talking about nosk gossip, drama, lame superior bragging stuff and murder.

And then one of the superiors would start to brag how their offspring will kill them someday and to take their place as a superior to continue the bloodline and stuff whatever about their nosk offspring they have with their mates they held in gunpoint to mate with them (its orders from your superior, procreate with me now). I imagine that zote's mom would be Hella nervous and embarrassed since obviously... *You know* she would likely try to change topic whatever if she was even asked her offspring.

Likely in those topics, she will 100% avoid from those topics from being bullied, ridiculed, and to be made as a joke from her fellow superiors in the superior council for having weak offspring if they don't know, she would likely probably lie to them to say..

"i have only one son and it's "hunter donning of tiktik, idk who tf is that kid but that is not mine ew" *zote's mom sweats and says this in a fancy nosk dialogue whatever* or she would say it's just a rumor, I have so many haters here

or it would be funny for her to FAKE zote's age to say, "oh.. he is not a runt, he is justtt 1 day old and I just laid him yesterday, I likely believe he will have potential in unaliving me to continue the tradition and the fate i long off" *zote's mom glares at zote's dad to say, "bitch you better promise to change that "thing i laid you begged me to spare or i will kill you in the most gruesome way possible for embarrassing me, my own long with name with 46873 letters, my bloodline as well"* (NOSK DAD SWEATS. WHAT DOES NOSK DAD DO..LEAVE AND RUN DAD RUNNN AAAAAA)

But I am just sure that zote's very existence and the fact that he is the offspring of the superior, he is not only just weak in the nosk den but he is own to be peak pathetic in history of hallownest and in today and the worst part.. HE IS ALIVE...and OH NO.. ZOTE'S MOM IS GOING TO BE KNOWN AS THE SUPERIOR WITH OFFSPRING SO WEAK THAT EVERYONE IN HALLOWNEST CALLS HIM BIG PISS BABY AND KNOWN FOR THAT FOREVER NOOOOOOO... (i am sorry mamma, you have to accept your noskly baby is a transgender mushroom who rambles about their woes, do you want to read "camouflage of the great renown?! Like the chapter he talks bad about you and all chapters he trash-talks about nosk kind?)

So I believe that the superiors would talk behind her back to make fun of the fact that she had the weakest offspring in bug history and she choose to keep him alive. They would definitely humiliate her and mock her to say she probably has love goo goo eyes for mating one of the biggest losers in the den and to gossip if to say she also has motherly love for her offspring which is why she didn't choose to kill zote.

I can image Superior Kexadallaferfirin looking at whatever zote is doing and laughing in front of her to say, "geezz your offspring is so pathetic that he is memorable for being one of the most sad meow meows in not only the nosk den, but IN ENTIRE hallownest HAHAHAHAHA"

Superior Vorkalazelroth would say something like"what do you see in that loser did you mated? Cmon girl I know you have needs but you are a superior.. Did you have feelings for your mate and offspring? How lovely dovely of you mother~ ❤️❤️" *She giggles*

Superior Kalxaitvoitre would say "your offspring is terribly disappointing to look at that it feels to be second hand embarrassment to be next besides your side, I would rather give birth to a measly dirtcraver than to whatever tf you and your mate created ew"

This would build up her already low temper and hearing the snickering and mockery from her superiors maw, I would like to think that she would either screech at them to shut up, hung her head low in embarrassment and shame, and storm down upset but all which she will take out her anger on her lovely husband for the embarrassment she had birthed in the world.

I would like to imagine that zote's dad to like drag her away in those superior gossips and to say "hush hush yea um... darling they are not laughing at you, they are laughing at that nosk who tripped i swear"

Zote mom: "that is a fucking dirtcraver, I am not stupid, they ARE LAUGHING AT US YOU FUCKING NITWI-*

But if zote's dad is atleast witty and smart to buy her time from preventing her to maul him to blame for all the embarrassment she faced in daily. He would make an excuse to say, "he is young, please give him time, you know not everyone is strong at first, they become strong sooner at later, soon whatever Superior Kexadallaferfirin is gossiping about us, she will soon be in SHOCK *he starts to make exploding sound in his maw* to see his hidden potential someday *he sweats harder than he is cooking and it's himself*

Zotes mom: *rolls eyes* "Ok I am giving you time because uh... I like your energy and whatever.. and I reflected the main reason why I choose to mate with you because... you are efficient hunter yea, but YOU BETTER PROMISE ME THAT THIS THING... WILL NOT BE A DISGRACE TO MY BLOODLINE SKREEEE"

*Zote's dad who just pissed the floor and tries to look tough but he looks like he is crying and shivering* "Y-y-yes I will.. raise... him mm to toughen..up like .. I promised.. to be an efficient hunter like me.... uh you see me during courting.. yea"

*Zote's mom hand palms (claw palms?) And rolls her eyes at the same time as she hears another giggle from the maws of Superior Kalxaitvoitre, Superior Vorkalazelroth, and Superior Kexadallaferfirin making jokes about her for the millionth time*

I think most fo the nosk den would think the same as the superiors but most of them are not brave or knew that is a death sentence for a painful death, so most would likely talk behind her back..

Ghost nosk (hunter donning of two horned vessel): I can't believe that the weakest thing that ever walked in hallownest soul is in here and it's the offspring of the superior that gave me an order just last hour *he giggles*

Hornet nosk (hunter donning of two horned weaver): she likely has motherly affections for her wormly children i bet

*They both laugh*

*Zote's mom appears and gives them the hardest stare of hey bitches i heard what you're saying*

Zote's mom: Repeat. that. again.

Ghost nosk: "uh.. we are laughing about the nosk that just tripped and it's very funny" *points are dirtcraver and sweats*

Hornet nosk: it's very funny yea... *gets a heart attack*

Zote's mom: that. Is. A dirtcraver.

OK. There's so much in here I am so excited. Let's go through this one piece atta time

Something about the superiors being described as "winged feral women (mostly)" has opened my eyes to how silly they sound as a concept. i mean you're not wrong. that is in fact what the superiors are. but that's making me giggle

As for superior gossip oh yes I like to think so. I've had in my brain that they have regular meetings to discuss Stuff and Things, and shittalking their fellow denmates is probably something that happens. A Lot. "I hate that weakling donning mask of gruzzer I think I should slaughter them posthaste" and everyone nods along like yeess queen slay.

BUT AS FOR THE REST OF YOUR ASK. Ohh man.

The thing is, Zote's Mom is... scary. She's violent, she's cold, and she earned her place as a superior for a reason. She's very Strong and Not Afraid to murder. Lower-ranked nosks know to stay out of her way, and the other superiors. Well.

I think when Zote was hatched and was kept alive by his father, any scrutiny held for his Mother would be kept secret. If the other superiors thought it reflected poorly on her for letting her mate do what he did - which they absolutely would - they would Not be stupid enough to say so to her face unless they wished to die.

Because like. She would kill them. A superior would be like "Sharp in claw but dull in mind, it would seem. You allow your mate to keep that wretched spawn alive, and for what purpose? Is it trust you harbor, or affection?" and in response Mama would, in fact, kill them in front of the entire den

So any teasing done on Mama would have to be quiet. Discrete. Just between the other superiors. Should she hear them even snicker amongst themselves she would rear her head in like "Idiot says what?" and claw the throat out of the first one to respond

Outside of that she would absolutely deny Zote was ever her offspring, though! Weakest cringefail bitch in the den does NOT belong to me, I did not birth that thing, and I did not choose his equally cringefail father (that last part is also a lie of course).

And as for Dad. well they can make fun of him as much as they want. He's not a superior, he can't fight back without dying, and Mama won't stick up for him. They could kill him if they wanted to and she wouldn't do a damn thing

the "look at that nosk who tripped" / "that's a fucking dirtcarver" exchange has ABSOLUTELY happened in the den though jklhKMGJKFHJHF.

but yeass.s... Mama bullying. She can't know about it or she'll start killing people. But she should be bullied I think. Yes

[curltee]

(my bros commentary while watching THC1 )

"Are those his dogs? Hes crying cuz its badly photoshopped"

"Crying while carrying a whole ass gun"

"Bitch thats the point of a present"

"Whats this suspicious nightclub theyre going to."

"Does she know how phones work?

"Shes the dumb bitch in this group"

"Straight up, the drama team needs to learn how to take phone calls like he does. Fake phone calls"

"Um whys he looking like that when he injects her?"

"The sexual tension of this scene right now...wild. Pls tell me rn that this is secretly a torture porn???"

"Ofcourse hes gonna take it personally you twig"

"He can be a gardener"

"What a gentlemen, he even carries him"

"Dang he got a screamer here. And i thought those two girls were bad enough"

"Im sorry i just cant get over the shape of his fucking head"

"Hes like attractive, but in a creepy way"

"jenny gives me the mom come pick me up im scared deal"

"Can we appreciate that he has the decency to not hit the women. Yeah straight up he just awakens them so calmly. with the girls its like "hi besutiful goodmorning!" Then just fucking smack the guy on the face

"Id rather let him wake me up by smacking me than creepily stroke my hair like that"

"Why not hit that glass with your butt?"

"Why is he apologizing for not shooting her?"

"Oh my god shes really is the dumbest bitch alive. I thought jenny was but no"

"Fuck both jenny and the asian dude bitch runnn"

I could watch somebodys head cut off but not a butt removal"

"Okay but why the guy who screams alot placed at the front ???"

"Dang should have put jenny at the front to get a head action. unless hes into dudes"

"Do you think he has sex with it? If so which end would he prefer more? Or do you think he sees it as innocent but creepy way? Like this is my centipede child i love you"

"If he gives them painkillers does he only have the choose one but triple the amount of painkillers?"

Poor girls, one is literally eating her friends ass...forever"

"Okay so..nazi european madman. kamikaze shithole..What racial slur would be next"

"His chicken noise reminds me of squilliam"

"Is he dying? Oh shitting my bad."

"Did he atleast take their tongues out? or do they taste everything? Thats jsut nasty "

"OHH NIPPLE HELL YEAH"

"These dudes are definitly not trained to be cops. They just claimed they are on a random day "

"Why do they dressed like our uncles?"

"MAKE HIM FALL MAKE HIM FALL WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT".

"Out of all stairs why the spiral ones"

"A wild human centipede 🎶 got chased by a doctor 🎶 will the centipede make it🎶 or get eaten alive 🎶 find out in our next episode of planet earth"

"Oh yeah hes licking it. thats gross"

"He really just crawled themselves into a room with no plan. its going good so far"

"So did she just assume the glass was still broken. Does she have no concept of time. Probably not "

"The amount of grunts they had to record for this"

"Thats a deep cut"

*Heiter got shot* "Thats satisfying"

"Annnnd shes dead. or passed out atleast. Oh no shes really dead"

"I swear they hold eachothers hands very much"

"Oh they shot this scene really well. Like the angle and everything. Props to her can translate dread into her eyes. This is makes me sad."

"Imagine being in the middle and your counterparts are fucking dead. Thats gonna be her motto is she survives this"

[bigboobyhalo]

BADBOYHALO FUCKING RUNNN YOU CRAZY BITCH GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE

[the-grand-av3]

Update on the Munich weather (cus I'm a dork and I want OM to have a break from all the weird and seggsual asks)

I was listening to Radio 📻 ♥(shouldn't've made fun of me, Vox😈) last night and they said that from today till Sunday that it will rain as much as it will in a whole fucking month.

A whole MONTH

In 3 DAYS

There will be flooded streets and flooded basements, anndd we have no where to go 🤕😅 (sorre Val)

It's like this in All Bavaria, but rather in the Allgäu, then it's coming over to Oberbayern and Munich 🥲

Some alerts that I got

Jesus fricking Christ

I even had a fucking dream last night (as I was listening to radio bc I saw some horror thingy and I didn't want nightmares) that I had to call 112 (911 but european).

Jesus, it's still raining from yesterday.

And I have to go to school in 3 days, since it was holidays, and... I a m g o n n a g e t w e t ✨✨

Okay

I should go now

I'll tell ya when the "crisis" is over

GIRL

ILL BUY YOU THE TICKET JUST RUNNN

BITCH RUNNN

Say no to the water.

[almalvo]

STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE S2E14 "Stigma"

oh my god. tpol is GAY. OH MY GOD CANON GAY VULCANS GJHIHT denobulan smiles are kinda unnerving lolol wow. microscope innuendo. wow. wooow. only can star trek make horniness from a microscope.

man u vulcans suck. spock will flatten all of you. cuz he has a mind disease too - its called JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK.

"this is a bitch". excuse me trip. GET MAD ARCHER KILL EM

oh no trip shes coming RUNNN!!! Connor Trinneer is a great actor the way trip says "Shes ur wife????" XDDDD man trips facial expressions and microactions are so great wow definitely one of the strongest and comfortable actors in the show

ugh i L O V E t'pol archer has grown on me a lot too

[eulchu]

im sorry this is the mist unrelated thing ever but . seeing that france thing u posted its rlly laughable how despite so many issues in his country macron is invested in stopping kylian mbappe from joining madrid like brother u got a country to runnn

macron is so fawking unserious like bitch why does spain keep catching strays too

[deadlysilence]

RUNNN BITCH RUNNN

I made it :-] enjoy

[millimononym]

if u see someone that dyes their hair blonde but not the roots, runnn bitch

[whyislenaluthorsohot]

AVA RUNNN BITCH RUNNN

[desertbroadd]

shes got a yoshitomo nara artbook and a sonny angels collection bitch RUNNN!!!!

[meg-noel-art]

No one look at me im having heart palpitations;;;

[xianoii]

i’m back ! ♡ xianoii comeback era in order; so i thought i’d clear some things up!

okay, for starters i just wanna say hi! i haven’t been on tumblr for a number of reasons so i’m gonna explain.

1) id been going through a rough patch when i initially went on hiatus. i had gotten comfortable off the app and when i got bored and thought it’d be a good time to go back— it wasn’t good. it was shortly afterward that i went back and forth between deactivating and quitting completely and started over: i went with the second option. and it was there on my new account that i was ready to start over. i made some new mutuals and posted a smut but it just wasn’t the same. on that acc i found out a mutual of mine was on some other shit i wasn’t fuckin with and that was my final straw. it’s been about a month since i completely wiped off tumblr and 2 since leaving xianoii. about a week ago (?) i got nostalgic and began missing xianoii. i planned this whole big comeback n everything lol.

2) school was whooping my shit like my grandma on a bad day. i needed to get my shit together or else i’d fail out completely and i am absolutely NAWT doing that to myself bc i’d actually kms. this was also why i went on hiatus from xianoii in the first place. now that i’m finally free from this hellfest of a semester and on break, some time has opened up, which was another factor that made me decide to come back.

3) i just missed y’all fr ☹️ i miss waking up to my nonnies and hella notifs. i miss waking up to read reblogs and scrolling down the dash to see my moots post some of the most filthy shitposts & fics. i generally just missed being solar and being here, despite all the drama and nonsense.

to keep this short; i finally got some of my shit together and now that time has opened up, i thought it’d be good to comeback. i hope y’all missed me just as i did yall, n that you’ll welcome me back wiff open arms hehe. now, enuff with the sappy stuff . . go read venom & pls rb! love uuuu - sol ^_^

[vuomelo]

Chakuro and Suou gives off HEAVY Y/N vibes, like at some point I fully expected them start singing “Fight Song” in the middle of battle.

[rubylioness]

Literally I don’t like this—Olivia Rodrigo meeting up with Joseph Bitten Le Creep 🙃