#BISEXUAL diego hargreeves

[surfthestardust]

Umbrella Academy characters as “bury your gays” style tropes except they’re not tropes, I made them up

Luther: apeify your straights

Diego (and Lila): institutionalize your bisexuals

Allison: deprive your straights of their loved ones

Klaus: resurrect your gays

Five: torture your aces with yet another apocalypse

Ben: bury your straights

Viktor: give your trans people unfathomable power

[kyartzz42]

I'm full of head canons today, but this is not h2g2 this is TUA.

I saw a fanfic once but I didn't read it because I think it was incest, but I still remember that it's like the Hargreeves when they're kids and Diego learns ballet and I live that. Because I think if anyone made fun of him he would say something like "it's good training for fighting!"

I also think Victor would play the violin while he practiced.

[bambinafangirls]

diego: i only want to date gay men now. no more hetero’s, i’m over them.

[madmaxified]

”well sissy wouldn’t love viktor anymore because she’d a lesbian and he’s a man” SHUT UP‼️ SHUT UP‼️ sissy loves viktor for who he is! not what’s in his pants! she loves viktor for how he treats her, how he is with harlan, how he protects her, how he’s always there for her. sissy loves viktor regardless of anything, she doesn’t care that he’s from the future, or that he’s ended the world before, SHE JUST LOVES HIM BECAUSE HES SWEET AND CARES ABOUT HER NO MATTER WHAT AND HE TREATS HER WITH DECENT HUMAN RESPECT

[bitemarx]

she moves through moonbeams slowly, she knows just how to hold me. and when her edges soften, her body is my coffin.

[the-krakens-bitch]

[highlyincorrect]

Luther: Let me get this straight-

Diego: More like let me run this bi you

Klaus: Let’s just see how this pans out

Five: We should ace-cess the situation

Dave: I’m gay

[island-ofthelost]

I'm a bi diego truther idc

[autumn0689]

You ever see a character and just go ‘BISEXUAL!!!!’ like it’s purely vibes but like????? That’s a bisexual

[charliewrites99]

"men be like "im fighting demons" and then the demons be bisexuality" squad

[pepperf]

Painfully hipster AU: their fights at the local farmer's market are legendary - everything from how to make the best cold brew, to vinyl vs cassettes, to whether Imagine Dragons can actually be enjoyed ironically yet - and no one dares to get caught in the crossfire. But now it's not just the glaze on their stoneware that's cracking...

(Previous AUs: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9a, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 (now with fic), 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36

Tag to follow/block: tua diego/lila au inspo

Feel free to use any of these as jumping-off points for fic etc, if any of them grab you.)

[your-blorbos-are-queer]

diego hargreeves from the umbrella academy is transgender and bisexual (headcanon)

submitted by @orangeslikesbread

[kyartzz42]

On a scale from Diego Hargreeves to Cheryl blossom how bisexual is jayce from arcane??

[bambinafangirls]

every pansexual (tara lewis, klaus hargreeves, carlton lassiter) should have a bisexual bestie (luke alvez, diego hargreeves, shawn spencer)

[your-friendly-neighbourh00d-fag]

[multifandom-lesbian09]

Diego’s on his way to becoming my favorite Hargreeves sibling I fear