#BISEXUAL BEARS!!!!!! KING!!!!!!

[cartchytuns]

im so happy for hbomberguy that he has embraced his bear arc

[kettle-bird]

Can you tell me about your oc Felix?

Oh boy can I ever! I’ll try to keep this short and sweet but he’s one of my favorite OCs (and I’m currently working on a comic project involving him)

Felix Santiago Carrow is the son of a vampiress known as Felicity Wilde and an unknown human man. Born in Arizona in the mid 1800s, he was abandoned at birth for being apparently human and subsequently raised by a family of vaqueros. After a rocky childhood he became an outlaw at 17, becoming a highly infamous figure across the southwestern states (think Billy the Kid levels of infamy). He was captured and executed for his crimes at the age of 34, but his death activated his latent vampire genes, transforming him into a monstrous dhampir who terrorized the old west until its final fall in 1912. He joined his birth mother’s coven after that, becoming her favoured guard dog.

Unlike the vampires around him, as a dhampir he is truly immortal, unable to be killed by either mortal or holy weaponry (though it still hurts like hell). This is a problem for him, as he has become incredibly bored with life and after almost 200 years desperately wants an out. He copes with living forever and being left behind by history through a variety of bad habits (sex, drugs, gambling, you get the point). On top of all that, he’s still under the thumb of his mother, unable to free himself from her control and stuck carrying out her orders.

Needless to say, life sucks for ol’ Felix. Don’t feel too bad for him though he does eat people.

He’s also extremely catholic. This doesn’t really stop him from being a bad person he just feels guilty about it when he is.

[kimpossibooty]

This one’s a bit of a long one but bear with me do you can see my favorite panel in comics history

So we all know Dracula

In an act of mutiny, his son, Xarus

Staked and decapitated him, then sent a suicide bomber vampire

To infect and turn Jubilee

Who eventually follows the call of Xarus

And winds up trapped at his base. Meanwhile, everyone’s favorite vampire hunter, Blade

Shows up and argues with Cyclops

About his plan to resurrect Dracula

To deal with Xarus

Cyclops

Goes forward with his plan anyway, so the king of Atlantis, Namor

Has to retrieve the vampire king’s head while bisexual icon Storm

And bisexual icon Gambit

Have to heist his body back from the vampires. They reconnect and resurrect Dracula

Who, when brought up to speed, asks what they want him to do about it, to which Cyclops

And I cannot emphasize enough that he’s saying this to Dracula

Says

[shaylogic]

Wishlist for DBDA Season 2:

A proper noir episode that plays off Edwin's fondness for traditional detective stories

Significantly more focus on Niko's character now that the traditional comic trio had season 1 to establish. Exploring her father's afterlife situation, meeting up with her Mom, discovering her own strength and skills (especially if she has supernatural powers after the polar bear figurine)

More of Charles' living backstory and family mystery possibly reflecting the comics

Edwin's living backstory and family, whom we know next to nothing about even in comics

Crystal picking up more tech/hacking skills

Cryland Crystal x Charles relationship dynamics: conflict around her bully side, trauma-bonding and conflict around the different kinds of shitty parents they have (which so far has been something Crystal's been better about with Charles than Edwin has been)

Monty, Jenny, and Cat King all move to London with the squad. Idc how or why. I'll accept any reasoning.

Happy lesbians or other wlws!!! Didn't quite get that in season 1.

More Kashi! What is going on with him? He seems important

An episode where one of the main characters is stuck floating upside down like in the Topsy-Turvey comic, and the others take turns holding their hand like they're a balloon

Squooshing and the Ghost Roads

More worldbuilding of realms (Neitherlands?) and ghost rules/abilities

Crystal resolving buried David of course

Desire of the Endless interaction with the rest of our queer characters (which is basically all of them)

Flashback montage of the silly early cases Edwin & Charles did together in the past that they referenced in season 1

Flashback on how the boys began their Detective Agency: their very first case.

Expand their first meeting in the attic scene to include if they actually spoke to Death, what happened to their bodies, and showing them realizing the school is covering them both up

Return to St. Hilarion's. Put bodies to rest. Burn it to the ground.

Edwin new outfit. Once done with the school visit and flashbacks, he should pick something mature and individual to separate the new him from the death trauma time

Jenny's new role in the agency group now that she's aware and sees ghosts. Bonus points for goth knowledge

Charles crop top for the fans

Charles figuring out his 🤞 bisexuality 🤞 this season much like Edwin worked through his internalized homophobia in season 1. We desperately need meaningfully in depth, genuine, quality bi rep in media and I trust this show with it. (Shout out to Nick Heartstopper though)

Payneland dynamics: still slow-burn figuring out their relationship as friends or more now that the confession is known. By the end of season 2 and Charles bi journey?, relationships start to shift a bit from Cryland to Payneland perhaps... [I love them both honestly]. Just when Edwin is making up his mind to put his crush on Charles aside and start looking for his "adventure of the heart" elsewhere, that's right when Charles starts to get more interested. And we may expect him to get all flirty but he actually gets more nervous and genuine with Edwin.

Monty becomes humanoid again and is learning who he is out on his own. Maybe he gets a job and apartment. Trying to figure out his purpose as an individual instead of familiar.

Cat King has a name, an animated backstory, and a new love interest that sees through his bullshit and keeps him humble

Feel free to add your own wishlist in the reblogs/comments! <3

[lythiannatheultimate]

Some punch-out high school headcannons

Yeah, that's basically it

🇫🇷 glass joe❤

•friends with Von

•actually feels like he is loved by his parents

•has long hair

•chill

•has the best fashion sense in the entire school

🇩🇪 Von Kaiser🔩

•friends with Joe

•his parents died

•Also has long hair

•Textbook definition of PTSD

•Joe helped him feel better

🇺🇸 Disco Kid🎶

•dating Aran

•loves his parents

•Has curly hair

•Definition of fruity🍇

•Caught Aran cutting himself and he helped him

🇦🇬 King Hippo🏝

•Got made fun of for being overweight

•Sad

•Friends with Mad Clown

•chubby

🇯🇵 Piston Hondo/Honda🍣

•Fit

•does Karate as an activity

•Dating Bear Hugger

•Still has the same hair

•wore a crop top one day because Aran dared him to

🇨🇦 Bear Hugger🍯

•Treats Hondo like his queen

•actually has a well balanced weight

•loves his parents

•wore hoodies every day

•has short hair

🇮🇳 great tiger🕌

•flirty

•trying to learn how to be a better rapper

•has very long hair

•Wore a straight up bra and nothing else to school because Aran said that it will make him look more attractive

•Incredible magician

🇪🇸 Don flamenco🌹

•bisexual mess

•watched the entire series of twilight

•flirted with a couple of dudes

•fabulous

•Awesome at dancing

🇮🇪 Aran Ryan🍾

•wore nothing but a unpatted bra, booty shorts, and fishnets (Because idk free will)

•Almost as gay as Disco Kid

•Dating Disco kid

•loves to unobey the dress codes

•Friends with everyone surprisingly

🇷🇺 Soda Popinski🍾

•hiding Vodka in his water bottle

•wearing the same thing Aran is wearing

•Loves Aran (as a friend)

•Will randomly start twerking out of nowhere

•chill

🇹🇷 Bald Bull🏋

•Has massive anger issues

•Will freak out if someone touches his hair

•basically he just wants privacy

•Wears normal and basic clothes

•Actually chill when he is not mad

🇺🇸 Super Macho man🌊

•flirting with every boy he sees

•Has probably 8 boyfriends

•very nice

•Rich kid

•wears the weirdest clothing ever

🇺🇸 Mr.Sandman🏋

•chill

•Friends with bull

•Loves his teachers

•Actually very smart

•Also friends with Hondo

🇬🇧 Narcis Prince🎽

•underweight

•Bragging about his hair 24/7

•has a very big crush on Macho

•Hottest boy in the entire school

•gay as a may pole

[profoundbondfanfic]

Do you have any recs for Reallyyy long fics? Like 200-300k+ words? That isn't 91W... avoiding that one because I feel like it will hurt me... preferably fix-its? Oh and no a/b/o pls :) thanksss

Here are a few:

Angel's Wild by riseofthefallenone (Explicit, 389k words)

But that’s the whole reason he’s here, isn’t it? He’s not out here hunting Humans. He’s not even hunting deer, or bears, or anything else that featured in Bambi. He’s out here, freezing his nuts off every night, because he’s hunting Angels. Sometimes Dean wishes that Angels were like how they’re described in the Bible. How people from time too old for him to care much about thought Angels were messengers and warriors of God, protectors of Humans. He knows that how they’re really described in the Bible is actually pretty terrifying, but at least they were told by God that they’re supposed to love Humans, right? That’s a thousand times better than what Angels really turned out to be.

Bitch Better Have My Money by Duckyboos (Explicit, 256k words)

How Dean Winchester - mechanic, shitty cook, single father - became the power behind the throne in one of the biggest crime syndicates in the Midwest.

Computer Safety Verse by followthattardis (Explicit, 232k words)

On the day of his 29th birthday, Dean receives an email from his old nemesis: Michael Milton, the guy who got him kicked out of college and stole his girlfriend. The email contains encoded images with top secret CIA/NSA intelligence – and now their only copy is in Dean’s brain. Both agencies send their best operatives – Castiel Novak and Victor Henriksen respectively – to handle their accidental asset and protect the invaluable data in his head. To justify their sudden appearance in Dean’s life, they adopt covers: Victor as Dean’s new co-worker and neighbor, Cas as his new boyfriend. Needless to say, Dean’s brother and his girlfriend are thrilled to see him in a relationship they believe to be real. Clearly, there’s no way this could go wrong.

Four Letter Word For Intercourse by bendingsignpost (Explicit, 228k words)

As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties. What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right? (It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)

Light me up by tricia_16 (Explicit, 218k words)

Five years after participating in a life-changing threesome with his then-girlfriend and her friend Cas, Dean's single, comfortably bisexual, and has everything he's ever wanted except for that special someone to share his life with. When tragedy strikes, he and Cas are reunited in an unexpected way, and a split-second decision entangles their lives in ways neither of them could have predicted…

Not Part of the Plan by Annie D (scaramouche) (Explicit, 337k words)

Castiel's spent most of his adult life keeping his head down and staying out of trouble. This is a deliberate choice on his part, because as a cousin of the King, he'd rather stay unimportant and forgotten. This changes abruptly when King Michael decides that he has a better use for Castiel: he is to be wed to a noble member of the neighboring Republic, as part of an agreement between their two nations. Castiel knows he has to obey, but that doesn't mean he won't rebel in what small ways he can. Unexpectedly, his actions end up having far-reaching consequences.

one million fires burning by dothraki_shieldmaiden (Explicit, 248k words)

Dean Winchester teaches three classes a day, tutors after school, and chairs the English Department for Lawrence High School. He does enough. Unfortunately, his boss doesn't feel the same and informs him that he has a new job: co-coaching the school's trivia team. His co-coach? None other than the school's golden boy, Castiel Milton. Who Dean can't stand, for various reasons, all of which are valid, thank you very much. And the fact that Dean can't stop talking about the stick up Cas's, sorry, Milton's ass? Completely irrelevant.

Redux by emmbrancsxx0 (Explicit, 386k words)

Dean Winchester is dead. For decades, he, along with Castiel and Sam, has led a peaceful afterlife in heaven. He has everything he’s ever wanted: a home, his family and friends surrounding him, and a relationship with Cas—and he’s bored as hell. Until, one day, Chuck escapes heaven’s lock up and begins capturing souls to regain power. To stop him, Jack sends Dean, Cas, and Sam back to Earth. After so long away from hunting, will they be able to once again find their place in the family business?

Talk Some Sense To Me (Kenopsia) by ImYourHoneyBee (Explicit, 244k words)

Scrambling to his knees Castiel hugs back, burying his face in Dean’s neck, breath coming in fast little pants against his skin. Dean closes his eyes and just breathes him in, barely able to believe that this is real. At any other time in his life, closing his eyes against a threat like Death would be an inexcusable lapse in his hunter’s judgement. Right now, he doesn’t give a single fuck. Death can reap him for all he cares, he’ll die knowing Cas is going to be ok. Alive. “I will see you soon, Dean,” Death tells him, that deliberate voice of his soft enough not to intrude on the intimacy of the moment, “Raincheck on that grilled cheese.” “Thank you,” Dean croaks, propping his chin up on Cas’s shoulder, unmindful of the tears trickling down his cheeks, “Thank you.”

The Closest Thing We Have To Magic by EllenOfOz, TrenchcoatBaby (Explicit, 221k words)

Dean Winchester is a graduate student at Stanford University’s School of the Occult. A naturally-talented mage but a lazy professor and student, he figures he’ll coast through his final year the way he always has: with charisma, charm, and a natural aptitude for magic. All that changes when his thesis advisor, Dr. Castiel Novak, turns out to be the strictest and most challenging educator on-campus. Unfortunately for Dean, the uptight professor is nearly his age and infuriatingly gorgeous. But Castiel is keeping a secret, a powerful talent that’s more a curse than a blessing when he’s targeted by seditious parts of magical society. Can Dean and Cas put aside their animosity—and undeniable chemistry—long enough to instill real change in the magical community? Or will sinister plots and hidden agendas keep them apart?

To Build a Home by intothesilentland (Mature, 383k words)

Twenty-three years of head-over-heels, devastating devotion and love, love, love for the man with bright eyes and dark hair. Fourteen years of friends, best friends, of always together. One moment of rejection. Nine years of apart. Nine years of heartbreak, nine years of continents away, of not speaking, of no acknowledgement, no interaction, no closure, no peace. No happiness. Nine years of Dean’s life entering motions, going through them, constant, cold and mechanic, like clockwork. Nine years of alone. God. Nine years. A lot has changed. And yet Dean still loves Cas just the same. Even if his heart hurts all kinds of different.

Under The Midnight Sun by NorthernSparrow (Explicit, 232k words)

Dean Winchester’s been camp manager of a science research station on the Alaskan tundra for thirteen years. Dean likes his job; fixing the camp trucks, troubleshooting the generators, keeping clueless undergrads and NSF bigwigs from walking into grizzly bears or getting lost in snowstorms — it’s all in a day’s work. It keeps him pretty busy, and this year his brother Sam's visiting too, so he's even busier. So it’s really not any of Dean’s business when some weirdo antisocial ornithologist sets up a tent a few miles away, a dark-haired blue-eyed guy who’s doing a “very long-term" study on birds or wings or something, and who never, ever takes off his big lumpy backpack. But then the new guy starts dropping by camp for coffee and… well, he’s not officially part of camp; he's not Dean’s responsibility; he’s really not Dean’s problem at all, but when a strange blizzard comes sweeping in, Dean gets worried and goes to check. Thing is, Dean's spent years in the sweeping vistas of the Arctic. He knows all about the midnight sun and the northern lights, the ice caves and avalanches, the rough-and-ready Haul Road truckers and the even rougher-and-readier wild animals. But even so, what he finds is much more than he bargained for.

With Interest by everandanon (Explicit, 296k words)

Eighteen, bored, and not quite able to turn down the money, Cas agrees to an ill-advised bet, and Dean's heart isn't the only one that gets broken. Eleven years later, grieving his twin brother and struggling to take care of his niece, Cas finally returns home — only to meet Dean again and discover that the boy he left behind has grown up a lot. And now, Dean seems to have every intention of getting him back — with interest.

You can also check our >100k tag for all the longer fics we rec.

[kitweewoos]

Evan "Buck" Buckley is an upcoming player with the NHL, a winger signed to the LA Kings after being scouted from the Hershey Bears, and he's finally found a home with his team. He can get his energy out in a constructive way rather than a destructive one, and he's good at hockey. He learned how to skate from Maddie when he was just a kid, a way for her to distract him from their parents' disappointment, and he learned how to be fast even before his growth spurt and muscle gain. He's tall, and strong, and one of the fastest skaters in the NHL. He's happy, and he can see his team going all the way to the Stanley Cup if they're good enough, if they practice and learn how each other work, if they become one on the ice. Then, the unimaginable happens. There's an accident, another skater crashes into him and then another, something cracks loud enough to be picked up by the television microphones, and Buck can't get up on the ice. He presses his face into the cold and sobs through the pain. He's rushed to the hospital and they have to surgically fix his leg. His doctors aren't sure he'll walk again, let alone skate, and he can't hear that. He can't, if he wants to survive this. His physical therapist, though, Doctor Thomas Kinard, "Tommy" as he insists on being called at their first appointment, thinks he can get Buck's mobility back and get him back on the ice before the next season, if Buck follows his routine and does the work. Buck is more than motivated, and he'll do anything that Tommy tells him to (and maybe it's not just because Tommy's a good doctor, but he's also very pretty and Buck is a simple bisexual man). Tommy is funny, and smart, and he doesn't let Buck get away with anything, pushing him to work harder and be better. He is good at what he does, and if he looks good doing it, Buck doesn't mention it to anyone. His hands are magic, and Buck doesn't mention to anyone that his favorite part of their appointments is when Tommy gives him a small massage to help prevent clotting. More than just a physical therapist, Tommy helps him understand that he is still an athlete, he is still worthy of his fans and his friends' attention, that he isn't just his injury or his scars. He reminds Buck every appointment that he's doing a great job and that he is so proud of the progress that he's made. He feeds Buck compliments like treats, and Buck has never had so much praise to feel genuine. It's addicting, far more than the pain meds he's given to make it through the day. He keeps his hands to himself, and his comments about Tommy's attractiveness, about Tommy's hands, about how he wouldn't mind those hands elsewhere on his body, at least until their final session when Tommy clears him to go back to work, and discharges him as a patient. Buck sits on the edge of the bed and looks up at Tommy. "Would it be inappropriate to ask you for your number?" "If you'd said that at the start of the appointment, yes, but since I'm no longer your physical therapist, here." When Buck plays his first game the next season, there's a roar of welcome applause from their audience, but all he sees is the man behind the bench, wearing his jersey with a big grin, cheering him on just the same as he did when he was recovering, and the way he will for the rest of their lives if he's very lucky.

Dedicated to @gregorygerwitz and @regent-of-rarepairs <3

[cellobuster]

A special message from the Dosage Tango, for the @sexiestpodcastcharacter bracket.

Vote Sammy: https://sexiestpodcastcharacter.tumblr.com/post/781129773525139456/

Vote Spanks: https://sexiestpodcastcharacter.tumblr.com/post/781129551023620096/

Audio transcript:

(Sammy voiced by me, Spanks voiced by @teal-deer)

SAMMY: Hello? Testing, testing. Is this thing on? You're sure this is plugged in?

SPANKS: Stop fucking with it, yes! You had an entire musical career, how do you not know what an XLR cable is?

SAMMY: I used a Rock Band mic.

SPANKS: Jesus Christ. Just... go. Just read the cards.

SAMMY: Oh, right. Uh, hi! I'm Sammy Sinclair, the Scat King of Ganymede.

SPANKS: And I'm Spanks Sinatra, from the Tidal Wave Games "SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY..." actual play podcast.

SAMMY: We want to express our utmost appreciation for your support in the first round of the 2024 Sexiest Podcast Character tournament. We are truly overwhelmed by the astounding adulterations of the voting public.

SPANKS: That's "adulation". Didn't you write this? How are you screwing this up?

SAMMY: I dictated it to Pete, his handwriting is terrible.

SPANKS: (sighs)

SAMMY: Look, forget the cards, just: thanks for the votes, jerks.

SPANKS: Look... I was a bit pissed that you signed me up for ANOTHER contest without telling me or informing me; like, I found out because somebody was knocking on my door like, "hey man, you're in the contest!" (Deep breath) BUT, I can't say that I'm not pleased with my win. And... oh boy, there is this big butch bear of a woman also competing, and, let me tell y'all... I hope I lose to her. 'Cuz she's... damn. Wow. I think her name's Husky? Please vote for her. She's... (sighs) wow. I hope she absolutely crushes me.

SAMMY: Yeah! And I beat up a wizard. Anyway, thanks again for your support, and we hope you continue to rig this crap in our favor in the future rounds. I think I have to fight a pirate next?

SPANKS: And I'm apparently going up against a bisexual orc with a battleaxe.

SAMMY: You're gonna try to make out with this one too, ain'tcha?

SPANKS: And so what if I do??

SAMMY: Heh heh heh, that's my boy! Alright now, how do I turn this shit off? Do I just yank this out?

SPANKS: Wait, no, Sammy-

SAMMY: Yoink!

SPANKS: NO- (Cut off mid word)

[abigblackfly]

Character web interactions lets GOOOOOOOOO

So here are the individual dynamics:

GLASS JOE:

Even if he’s is handling an asshole, Perry still has morals. He likes that Joe has the grit enough to stay in the ring even when he’s lost a hundred times. Joe smiled and waved at him once and of course Perry HAD to be nice back! It’s the right thing to do! Well, at least outside the ring Perry has morals. He seems to take a liking to the underdogs/weirdos.

VON KAISER:

Kaiser definitely sees Perry as a stupid kid who enables another, more psychopath, and even stupider kid. Perry tried to be friendly, but when Kaiser gave him “that tone”, he got defensive IMMEDIATELY. Like, jeez man. Give the guy some credit for dealing with the manic ratboy on a daily basis!

DISCO KID:

BFF’s! They met at one of the bars/nightclubs that Perry frequents and slowly hit it off. After randomly seeing each other in random places, they just HAD to become friends. Disco Kid is able to handle Perry’s “quirks” without being scared off, with those quirks being the reason as to why Perry has no friends (lol). In fact, Disco Kid introduced him to the world of the WVBA and recommended him for a job in management! However, he feels guilty that he indirectly got Perry paired with Aran Ryan, who Disco Kid has some “specific” feelings about. Well, don’t be too worried, Disco. Perry seems to be handling things well enough! At least, as well as things CAN go with the cheating bastard.

KING HIPPO:

Unlike in the ring, King Hippo is pretty quiet and shy. He has a normal life outside of the ring and can speak English too. In fact, that ‘grunting’ and ‘bellowing’ is his native language! It’s just that no one has deciphered what it means in English. While defensive at first, he and Perry eventually formed a mutual respect for each other. He even got the king to tell him about his failed blender business. Outside of that, King Hippo keeps his backstory close to his chest. Nobody even knows what Hippo Island is even like. Is it even real? Is King Hippo just some guy from, like, Detroit who can speak an obscure, indecipherable language? Perhaps someday, we’ll get the truth.

PISTON HONDO:

Now THIS guy is hard to approach. He didn’t even bother LOOKING at Perry when he first entered the locker room to introduce himself to Ryan. Well, as long as he doesn’t give Perry ‘an attitude’, Hondo can stay in his good graces. Other than that, they know nothing about each other, and it’s safe to say that Hondo’s too focused on his career to give two shites about some short twink attacked at the hip to the human representation of chaos.

BEAR HUGGER:

A naturally friendly guy, Bear Hugger had to give Perry a hug as soon as they met. However, he didn’t know about Perry’s “surprise touching” rule. Outside of that, he and Perry have a mutual interest in nature and animals. He’s the only boxer to appreciate Perry’s bug collection and his pet toad, Jeff. Now Bear Hugger acknowledges that he should ask before he gives hugs to avoid getting shrieked at.

GREAT TIGER:

This dude is catty. Like, he’ll let you know how he’s judging you with just the twitch of his eyebrow. He and Perry have a strange relationship with Tiger being constantly sarcastic and Perry teasing him about obsession with tigers. Disco Kid has a waaaaaaay better gaydar than Perry, and knows FOR A FACT that Great Tiger is AT LEAST bisexual. Perry is never the one to prod at someone’s sexual orientation, but Disco Kid is always on point. This must be why Great Tiger took a strange liking to Perry. Queers will ALWAYS connect on a spiritual level.

DON FLAMENCO:

There’s a lot of conflicting emotions going on here. On the one hand, Flamenco is naturally boisterous and is the biggest rival to Aran Ryan, which has Perry fought in the crossfire. On the other, Perry loves his bisexual vibe. The whole “romanic lover” thing is cheesy yet charming, and that’s all you need to get Perry interested. There’s a lot of mud-flinging between these two, but it becomes a heckling match when Aran butts in. And Aran butts in ALL THE TIME. It’s natural that Don has negative feelings about the guy who basically acts as the harbinger of the Irish storm.

CARMEN:

Perry’s, like, seen her once at one of Don’s matches. She was in the crowd and Don made a romantic gesture towards her. Aran says that Don’s a “cuck” and lets Carmen sleep around. Perry scolded him for judging someone else when it comes to romance and that there’s nothing wrong with an open relationship. Aran said that sounded woke. Perry prayed that he was being ironic.

SODA POPINSKI:

This guy is probably the most tolerant of Aran Ryan. After all, they’re drinking buddies. When Aran drags Perry to his favorite bars, Soda is sometimes there, his favorite vodka in hand. Soda has a mutual respect for someone who’s willing to put up with Aran’s shenanigans. He probably knows that deep down, Aran is lonely and needs someone to form a genuine connection with. Soda is a naturally chill guy who gets along with everyone else in the WVBA. Hopefully, Perry will be the one Aran can go bar hopping with every night and give Soda some more personal time.

BALD BULL:

Before they even met, Perry was warned about Bald Bull’s anger issues. People naturally steer clear of him because of his bad temper and tendency to explode into uncontrollable rage. Even Aran pranks him less than the other boxers. (Well, he can’t resist putting a whoopee cushion under his boxing chair sometimes.) However, Perry has taken a notice to Bull’s softer side. He seems to have an affinity for cows, with a few cute pictures taped on the inside of his locker like a schoolgirl with pictures of friends. Perry even thought he got a glimpse of a cow plushie inside Bull’s duffel bag. One day Perry will crack his tough exterior, but for now he steers clear of Bald Bull and his anger issues.

SUPER MACHO MAN:

Perry thinks Super Macho Man is SUPER FUNNY. Even before becoming a manager for the WVBA, he knew of Macho Man’s over-the-top antics and quotes. However, Perry knows that he shouldn’t let his guard down in front of a brazen jerk. They laugh at each other’s jokes, with Macho Man even knowing where “doo doo feces” comes from. There’s teasing, especially when it comes to fashion choices, with Perry telling Macho to “get a thong” and Macho telling Perry to “cover them up”.

MR. SANDMAN

Now this is a guy you don’t want to mess with. When he was on top of the world, Sandman was relatively chill but had an ego. Then, he lost the championship to Little Mac. He went full emo and became a MONSTER. He lost again, but eventually managed to come back on top after winning against Mac and causing the 17-year-old to retire. Now the champion once again, Mr. Sandman has become ULTRA-SERIOUS about keeping his title. Perry has some complicated feelings about him, but they’ve had a few positive interactions. It’s wise to stay on his good side, or else the Sandman might go emo again and destroy another building

LITTLE MAC & DOC LOUIS

In this timeline, Little Mac has lost his belt to Mr. Sandman and retired. Perry has heard stories of how a 17-year-old managed to rip through the entire WVBA roster in such a short time and then retired as quickly. Hopefully Mac and Louis are living normal lives now and aren’t falling apart from the fame. Perry is all-too-familiar with child stars who buckle under the weight of fame and become druggies/groomers/etc. Perry has gotten a full rant from Ryan about how ‘some kid’ managed to beat his ass. In fact, that was why Aran was appointed a new manager to make sure that he kept his place in the World Circuit. After all, he’s probably their least-challenging member, even with the horseshoes in his gloves. Hopefully Perry can get Aran on the right track.

THE REF

Hates Aran, hates anyone associated with him. Enough said.

Wait a minute, I think I’m forgetting someone…

Oh. Of course. How could I forget the ratboy genius himself?

I think we all know what his and Perry’s relationship is like. And it’s only gonna get crazier from here.

[deadboy-edwin]

I have this idea for payneland:

Both of them get hit with some kind of spell of sorts that makes them "human" for 24 hours (basically like when they were alive: people can see them, hear them, touch them, they can taste and feel things again, the works)

What do you think they'd do in that time? Maybe taste their fav foods again?

So please bear with me as this will be more of brainrot than an actual fic because I just want to yap- but in my head, it would be kinda funny if the gang was able to get Tragic Mick to turn back into a walrus. The goddess Sedna would then "punish" the boys for daring to defy her- since she had said that Mick would never return to the sea if he chose to leave.

I feel like Sedna would lowkey have a soft spot for abused children, and would also see Mick's love for the sea, and on the inside not really be that mad tbh. Hence the "punishment". She'd "curse" Edwin and Charles to be alive once more.

They don't really know if it's permanent or whatever, but can you imagine the hilarity of Edwin being so used to phasing through walls and doors, then him just walking straight into a door and smacking into it because he's solid- Crystal would have a field day ribbing him for it.

I think, them being human would make them quite unable to take on cases, since admittedly them being regular humans (not everyone can be Crystal Palace Surname Von Hoverkraft okay) makes them vulnerable to beings like demons. So they'd have some downtime. That gives Charles time to think.

Being fully corporeal also allows Crystal to hang out with them like she would with living people. It also allows Crystal to notice things about them that would not have been possible when they were ghosts- like Charles blushing when Edwin adjusts his collar so it's up. Or how the two boys are so tactile. Sure, they'd always been tactile, but why does it seem Charles is extra touchy, now that both boys can feel physical touch?

I think Edwin, bitchy little nerd that he is (and we love him for it) would have a field day with Google. He'd struggle with whatever the fuck a laptop is, and how LED screens strain his poor eyes, and probs get those anti-blue light glasses, and Charles would have a bisexual awakening because Edwin in glasses???

Charles, on the other hand. I feel like boy would want to party. He strikes me as the kind of guy who would be fun at parties, and he'd probably drag the gang to a nightclub after spending the entire day eating different kinds of food (I think he'd enjoy cookie dough ice cream- but that's just me projecting my own cravings).

At the club, Charles might be a bit sulky because Edwin had spent a lot of the day on Crystal's laptop, despite them switching restaurants so that they could try everything- and he's thankful that the laptop is not present at the club.

Unfortunately, Edwin is Edwin, and his brand of anti-rizz also works on the living. You have living people coming up to him left and right, and Charles wonders why this hasn't happened much in death.

Crystal is fast to point out that it's because ghosts are invisible to regular humans. Edwin is not a ghost at the moment, so he's not invisible. She also makes it a point to tell Charles about exactly how many people had simped for Edwin in the afterlife (Monty, the Cat King, hello????)

I think Charles would then get drunk. One, because he's been a ghost for some thirty-odd years. Dude has no fucking clue what his alcohol tolerance levels are. Two, because he gets annoyed that Edwin is getting hit on so much.

There is a third reason that comes to mind once he's fully inebriated, and it's the fact that the following thoughts aren't exactly heterosexual

Getting pouty when your best mate isn't paying attention to you while you are having a meal together

Staring and practically drooling when your best mate is wearing glasses

Getting upset when guys and girls (despite Edwin's lack of interest in the latter) keep flirting with Edwin

Wanting to feel Edwin's touch while he has all his senses at full blast

The plot twist here is that since Edwin is also alive and fully corporeal, our repressed Edwardian boy has actually been icing Charles out because as a human, he does not have the luxury of willing erections away.

I think though, because it seems like immortal beings in the DBDA universe have a sense of humor (hi, Cat King and Esther- wicked as her sense of humor is), when Charles finally makes a move and pulls Edwin away from the admittedly gorgeous guy that had been chatting him up with a "He's in love with me, and vice versa, I'm afraid" and kissing Edwin in the middle of the dance floor, is when they turn back into ghosts.

Even though they're now invisible to most humans once more, Edwin is still quick to berate Charles on the PDA- though there's a softness to his berating.

They end up discovering that as ghosts, they can still feel physical sensations if there's enough emotion involved.

That is a fortunate discovery for all parties involved, especially for our girl Crystal Palace Surname Von Hoverkraft, who walks into the office a few days after the club debacle, and sees Edwin pressing Charles up against a bookcase, snogging him with a fervor, his thigh working its way in between Charles' legs---

"Hot," Crystal comments with a smirk, causing the two boys to jump apart with matching sheepish grins on their faces. "If I'd known Edwin kissed like that, I would've gotten it on with him instead."

[gay-boy-detectives]

some charles headcanons because why not

-he gets really emotional when he sees people at pride/people being proud of their queer identities but he can't quite figure out why (yet)

-he has done research on the music that was popular in edwin's time. i can see him having made mixtapes/playlists for edwin, either old music from when edwin was alive, or with newer music he thinks edwin might enjoy. no, edwin was definitely not close to tears when he received them

-he experimented with a number of different weapons before he settled on his cricket bat. the office walls still bear marks from swords and the occasional mace.

-there are plenty of books he finds interesting and would love to read, but he does not have the attention span to focus on reading, so he only listens to what edwin is willing to read to him (edwin looks so happy reading his own favourite books, though, so charles does not ask him to read books that only charles might enjoy)

-once he has his bisexuality (and possible arospec identity) figured out and the words to express it, he might experiment with he/they pronouns and come to really like them

-niko or charles teach him about adhd and he realises he was never useless or not enough and that most of his struggles with school or other things were due to his neurotype. this gives him even more upset feelings regarding his father

-niko does his makeup when he's bored and edwin and crystal are out one day and he realises he likes colourful and winged eyeliner on occasion

-also i can see him wearing skirts similar to what the cat king wore

-generally i think he'd have fun experimenting and trying new things

[xxdoompatrolxx]

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[who-is-this-weirdo]

Gluttony Royal Family

Beehel:

Bee/Ant

She/her

Queen of Gluttony

Hetero

Not actually the embodiment of Gluttony

Belly reminiscent of the honey pot ant's abdomen

Zebub:

Bear Cerberus

He/him

King consort of Gluttony

Bisexual

Embodiment of Gluttony

He can eat from his two head's mouths, from his main big mouth, from his arm mouths and his tail mouth

Waffie:

Wolf/Dog

He/him (Just prefer feminine clothes)

Prince of Gluttony

Hetero

Secretly the embodiment of Temperance, only his sister knows

While looking like a normal hellhound he started as a grub/larvae and became a pupae for some years of his adolescence, he also has hidden mandibles in his mouth and a hidden third, insectoid looking, eye

Candy:

Wasp fox

She/her (Trans)

Princess of Gluttony

Pansexual

Not embodiment of Gluttony but a less sinful version of it (it can't work if she is the sole ruler but as a princess it can)

Younger heir and clearly doesn't care about her status, doesn't even wear a crown, preferring to party with the people her mother opress and treats as cattle to be sold

[arizonaaaaaa]

GLEE LGBTQIA+ HEADCANONS- HAPPY PRIDE MONTH PART 2

11- Mike Chang- pansexual

-Goes with my Tina hc, he falls in love for who the person is, not how they are

-really supportive of Tina when she came out

-his father wasn’t supportive at first so Tina had to interfere again but now his cool with Mike

12- Matt Rutherford- gay

-he had a crush on Mercedes before he realized he actually likes guys

-I like to think him and Mike met again in university and they dated for a bit 👉👈

-he had so much potential😭

13- Jesse St. James- bisexual

-not calling Jonathan Groff a bad actor but not even for a second I believed this man was straight

-he was totally into Finn back in season 1

-bi4bi4bi St. HudBerry throuple?

14- Sam Evans- bisexual

-do I have to explain why?

15- Lauren Zizes- pansexual

-I mean, girl slapped Tina’s and Brittany’s asses while singing about what she knows what boys like

-she really deserved to stay in season 3, this 👆 is the only fruity scene she has😭

-her and Tina being goth girlfriends tho

16- Blaine Anderson- gay and trans

-canonically gay

-him being trans is not a unpopular headcanon surprisingly

-I don’t know why but this just makes so much sense

-I don’t have a lot to wright here, not the biggest Blaine fan out there

17- Sugar Motta- lesbian

-crazy how she radiates lesbian energy, like all woman surrounding her just becomes sapphic

-she has the biggest crush ever on Santana, like really, this girl was legit staring at her boobs in 3x04

-she and Unique are girlfriends I don’t make the rules

18- Rory Flanagan- gay

-“you now I wish I was Jessie’s girl”- Damian McGinty Jr on The Glee Project

-this was my Roman Empire

-totally had a crush on Finn and totally was flirting with Sam on Christmas

-Flanevans🔛🔝

19- Joe Hart- questioning

-he is a christian teenager of course he’s queer those are the rules

-not only that but he’s also on the glee club

-I think he never knew his identity, his parents always told him he was going to marry a woman someday so he thought that was the pattern…

-…until he saw Sam shirtless in the locker room

20- Dave Karofsky- gay and Bear

-canon

-in my opinion, as a gay man, he’s the most well written lgbtq character on the show, his story is perfect

- @starpawedart opened a universe of Karofsky ships for me, thank you king✊

-he out of all people deserved a happy ending

-anyways, kurtofsky 🔛🔝

-OMG I FORKGOR HOS ALSO CANONICALLY A BEAR IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE BEARS, BEARS I LOVE YOU ALL❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[spiralsublime]

i would 100% love to read your thoughts on Kingskin x reader headcannons

Thank you for asking as my brain has been cooking over this for AGES.

OKAY.

About the Reader:

Kingskin is canonically bisexual. And also this dude is fucking massive, so I don't think that he is attracted by physicality?? I think he is attracted to VIBES.

In my heart he likes someone with some backbone. People just bend to him easily so a bit of push back is v hot to him.

Definitely part of the underground, he has canon connections to people who have worked in his club and has not, so the reader just has to have a connection to the underground, not necessarily his part of it.

I do think he doesn't get out much so likely, they met in his club. Home turf advantage.

Kingskin in a Relationship.

In my heart he is a gift giver. Kingskin is the King of his club so it makes a ton of sense that he uses that to make his current partner feel like royalty.

He is overtly confident in himself, his desires, and his ability. I think he likes to show off his current lover, lots of physical contact though it is usually only like one handed. (Think about leading with a hand on the back, holding a shoulder)

I think he has had few long relationships, often having a flavor of the week. When he breaks that usual goal, it is big news around his crew and the scene as a whole. (Both characters we met as his exs were longer picks imo)

I would not say that Kingskin is overtly flirtly, rather he is exceptionally blunt. He also has used the concept that most people see him as incapable of tenderness to really pull at his lover. A gentle hand on the cheek, running a hand along your back, ect.

His partner is the only one allowed to call him King. Very few have ever learned his real name and he doesn't react to most nicknames. (This is why we got the "use my full name")

Most of his long term partners have ended because they made him realize that he was no longer strictly "casual" with him. It makes him panic cut off.

He will not accept anyone saying anything poor about his lover, he has killed in front of a lover because of that very situation.

If They Made It Official

This is a no man's land to Kingskin. He has not had a long term open relationship since he took over his spot of the underground.

He becomes hyper protective and possessive, lots of separation anxiety because he knows he has many enemies (and you do too probably).

He just melts into gentle touches from his lover. He rarely allows physical contact to come to him rather than him give it. But he finally works up to feeling safe enough to do so.

Makes them a themed drink lol.

Gift giving gets even worse.

Hearing his actual name from his lover's mouth is an Experience and it melts him immediately.

Big teddy bear energy when he actually allows himself to risk loving again.

This is at least the starter set for him lol. I have so many COOKING. Jennifer Drips?? Vic Ethanol?? I'm cooking. Let me know if you have any specifics you want to see, or more thoughts about this MAN.

[spinningalbinoturtle]

The fellowship of the Kinsey scale aka LoTR characters ranked from most to least fruity

Btw this is a joke (well sort of) so don’t take any of my stereotype arguments too seriously. Although I do genuinely think most of these characters are gay.

1. Frodo- Frodo is gayest the character. He’s constantly described as queer, his deepest connection is with Sam and their relationship is incredibly romance coded. Plus he reads poetry all the time, wears his sparkly elvish top and that fall in Return of the King movie? Homosexual. Not to mention he has THE gay haircut. Man looks like a starbucks barista. Galadriel is his gay icon.

Sam- although more masculine than Frodo and also bi Sam has the second most Gay EnergyTM. He’s a bit overemotional he spends the entire series simping over Frodo and is obsessed with flowers and poetry. When his wife dies he leaves his kids to spend eternity with his husband and the elves. Gay behavior

Legolas- Legolas is a petty drama queen and I love that for him. Loves his dwarf husband. Just look at his hair-no straight man cares that much about their hair. Gay gay gay.

Gimli-a bear but in the dwarf way. Galadriel is also his gay icon. Loves his elf husband. Loves some sparkly diamonds and jewels. Lord of the GLITTERING CAVES you say? Sounds kinda fruity

Gandalf-he’s basically a minor god and thus does not conform to human ideas of sexuality and gender. Literally all the LGBTQIAs. Gandalf Big Naturals , Gandalf the Gay are just a few of this bitch’s many names.

Pippin-Y’all on this app have convinced me Pippin is not cis gender. I don’t know in what form trans, non binary, gender fluid? Honestly could be any one.

Merry-pansexual and very open about it. Just seems like a chill queer dude who smokes a ton of weed and is open to a relationship with anybody

Boromir-excessively emphasizes his straightness but has homoerotic battle moments and after battle showers with his comrades in Gondor. Very repressed bisexual

Aragorn- I think its funny if he’s the token straight but THE BIGGEST ALLY YOU WILL FIND. Literal king passes a bunch of laws enshrining LGBTQ rights cause all his friends are gay

Bonus

Faramir- is transfem and you can’t change my mind. Lesbian with her wife Eowyn. Has bi-to drag queen-to trans character arc.

Eowyn-butch lesbian horse girl and ya know what? We absolutely love her for it. After the war she has a buzzcut.

Bilbo-ace icon. I’M SORRY if you ship Bagginshield but I headcanon him as ace/aro. Hates the idea of sex but wanted kids so he adopted his gay little nephew.