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fire-fira · 20 days ago

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You ever have a dream involving big cats where circumstances are just so what-the-actual-fuck that you can't help but think "This is a stupid way to keep these large predators that can fucking eat you"?

#dreams #my life #the first time was years ago and involved a tiger #and some dumbass who tried to pet the tiger and got their hands bit off #before running around like a chicken with their head cut off and cartoonishly spraying more blood #than could have even been contained in the human body #it was ridiculous #this time it was a cougar and some wtf set up in I-think-it-was-an-abandoned-arcade #with the most bullshit system of keeping this cougar separate from a baby #(the person I was helping out in the dream was supposed to be babysitting her sister's kid #while also trying to look after this cougar that was important to keep for the survival of the species or some shit #it was bizarre and the cage system was BULLSHIT)#and the 'doors' to keep areas separated were so damned flimsy they might as well have been cardboard #and the damned fool I was helping was so all over the place that I had to keep her #from temporarily dropping off the baby in areas the cougar could get to AT LEAST TWICE #wtf is that???? wtf kind of bullshit dream????#UGH #tigers #pumas #cougars #BIG KITTEH #wtf brain

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funnyshorts · 9 months ago

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ragavon · 3 months ago

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hussyknee · 1 year ago

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Sometimes I look up from the news like, "Who is this miserable world even for?" Then I see this.

And I'm like, "Point taken."

#cats #cattos #kitties #kittehs #Éka Méka Moo #he's only five months but already so big #i miss when they were teeny already #knee of huss #Méka Mau Moo

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rew0205 · 7 months ago

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coquelicoq · 10 months ago

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[ID adapted from alt: Two panels (the first is on the left) from the Natsume's Book of Friends manga in which Natori uses the phrase "clowder of cats". The first is from chapter 101 and he's saying to Matoba, Natsume, and Nyanko-sensei, "So Ban is aware of the clowder of cats that Natsume saw." The second is from chapter 102 and he, Natsume, and sensei are looking at a dozen or so ceramic lucky cats surrounding a man passed out on the floor. Natori says, "Wow, this is a real 'clowder' of cats..." /end ID]

ugh gretchen stop trying to make clowder happen, it's not going to happen 🙄

#i had to look this up. i've been reading english for three decades and i s2g i never saw this word before #apparently it's a collective noun for a group of cats. like a pride of lions‚ a murder of crows‚ a clowder of cats #if you say so gretchen...#i love that he says it like a normal word the first time but he must have gotten some weird looks because he's quote unquoting it #the second time #wow this is a real [pause] CLOWDER of cats...#<-said no one ever you big weirdo #i have to wonder though if this is just a totally normal word in japanese and it's an artefact of translation #because we don't really have a collective noun for cats in wide use in english...#natsume's book of friends #natsume yuujinchou #kittehs #fun with words #my posts #natori shuuichi #homura cats arc

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kharmii · 6 months ago

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