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Tom x teen daughter reader! He was like in his teenage dirtbag phase when he had her (yeah yk the one) and her mom left so now itâs just them and theyâre bffs?? Thank youu
PT1: Tom Kaulitz X Teen Daughter!Reader
Notes; This is my first request! Tysm anon!!
â˘My life has been so hetic and busy, I lost EVERY thing in my camera roll from like july 2023-now(not a single TH pic+vid), my home life has been super busy, but I returned to writing ASAP.
â˘I wasn't so sure about if you wanted headcanons or a fic or wtv, so I decided to do headcanons
â˘Enjoy, much love!đđ
â˘First off, he loves you like he loves Bill. Even more, ngl. He cherishes you, adores you, spoils you, and overall just loves you.
^He will NOT tolerate you being bratty or not saying thanks, not being grateful. He wants you to know the importance of gratefulness.
â˘He loves buying you stuff. Any treat, stuffed animal, new soda, cd, movie tickets, concert tickets, if you play a sport or instrument any fancy and upgraded equipment, all that and more.
â˘Obviously, your mom is not in the picture. Tom takes care of you more than a mom could ever. He wants to help you with anything, so he researches about periods, anything that could make you sad or angry, stuff like that.
â˘When you were younger, if you were ever backstage during songs/on tours, you would be in a couple of TH TV episodes! The camera man would be polite and asking you cute questions
^"What do you wanna be when you grow up?"
^Stuff like that, and most fans and interviewers love you!
â˘Y'all know that lion cub interview w/ Bill & Tom? Let's say you were like four(???), and you got to meet a lion cub. Tom would slowly let you walk towards the lion cub, and the cub would sniff around you and lick your face. The camera man is filming this and it's totally becoming a TH TV episode.
â˘He would be the cause of a couple of cavities... He wouldn't let anything or anyone make you sad or angry, he is protective and can get angry when it comes to you.
â˘As long as your happy and not hurting yourself, he doesn't mind what you do with your looks, fashion, hair, career, etc.
â˘He loves dressing you up in his clothes, seeing his baggy jeans swallow your legs, and his headband+hat cover your forehead+eyes.
â˘If you wanted to get matching clothes, piercings, tattoos, sweatshirts, whatever, he's SO down for it!!
â˘(Let's say this is the 2023 era) You get along w/ Heidi & Heidi's kids so well! Having Heidi as a step-mom is so relieving. Yes, you have Tom+TH, but you can't always talk to them about periods, hair problems, how awful it (sometimes) is being a girl.
â˘Again with the spoiling. Tom will buy you anything. A country? It's yours. The sun? Cha-ching. An extremely expensive car? If you can drive, here's the keys.
â˘He will listen to your opinons and views, if you ever wanted to help him on a song, he is all for it!!
â˘When he had the dreads, you accidentally chewed on a coupleđ
â˘If you ever get a significant other, he is going to make sure they're the right one, and won't let you get hurt by them.
â˘He splashes you w/ water at the beach
â˘He had to raise you practically on his own, so he expects y'all to be close. He had to bathe you, feed you, keep you happy, and he honestly puts you before himself.
â˘When you were younger, he stayed up all night waiting for you to get up and protecting you if someone wanted to come in and try something.
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You've talked about Aruani during their Cadet days, which I absolutely love! Though.. I do wonder, if you have anything related to Castes!Aruani (or however it's called.)
If there isn't much, then I'm happy to hear more of your Cadet!Aruani thoughts, both ways work! Have a lovely day, Smile!
OOH!! HI hi! Thank you so much for the ask, Rux!! :3 And ah! Another very fun one! Mmmmm, well I do have a oneshot fic for Castes!AruAni as you likely know from a post I made a few days ago... so yes, I have a few headcanons, hehe. Likewise ofc I have more cadet!AruAni too!! But we'll do them another day when I am back home :3 (I am away on a trip, boring... ugh, I just wanna write my fic!! xD)
Oki, Castes!AruAni headcanon time!!
When Armin and Annie first met... I believe here, it was actually Annie who spoke first instead of Armin, unlike in main canon where I think Armin speaks up first. This is because 'bad girl' Annie KNOWS what she likes without question and is more confident in her social skills than in canon... at least, to me! She spends some time 'investigating' this cutie nerd with glasses, and noticed how she gets glances from him, only for the blond to turn away bashfully. So, Annie speaks to him first... and while Armin is surprised, a simple "Hey" isn't enough to scare him off. After these two have a decent talk about science class, they wave goodbye and go about their separate ways for the day... smiling. "See you tomorrow?" "Yes, tomorrow sounds good."
Their meetings after this gradually become more fun and less awkward, with Annie kind of falling into EMA's trio a tad- though only when Armin is there xD. If it's just Eren or Mikasa, Annie will not give them a word. This isn't because she dislikes them... but rather, her social battery can only take so much! While I think her social skills are better here than in canon (I believe)... Annie is still faaar from a social butterfly xD
Armin, namely after just a few interactions with Annie, has become SO enamored by her. Outside of Mikasa, his goth BFF, no girl has actually talked to him in an unironic way! As one of the 'nerds', he isn't exactly high on the school chain of respect... even though he should be!! Yet, Annie sees his smarts! Though he wonders if she also likes anime... things to figure out later. Even so, Armin wants to learn more about Annie.
Eventually their feelings are fully realized, and they DO confess after a few months of knowing each other... but ofc it's through little letters and indirect means, until BOTH simply say it out loud to each other at the same time :3
After feelings are shared, they go into a secret relationship... not because they are embarrassed of themselves, but due to the social norms of the school. Everyone would freak out if they knew! Thus, they only hold hands when it's just them... and sit close to each other at lunch. Not even Eren and Mikasa know! .... that is until later that Sunday when Armin visits Mikasa's house, and she locks the door behind them. "Tell me everything. Have you two been holding hands? Did she put you up to this? Has she kissed you!? Like- on the LIPS!??" Armin now overwhelmed and wondering how the hell did Mikasa figure- wait, it's Mikasa... OF COURSE SHE FIGURED IT OUT! "W-We haven't done anything! A-And it was up to both of us! We haven't kissed yet..." .... ......... "... YET!?!?"
Once their relationship becomes public knowledge (no, Mikasa didn't spill the beans xD). It would be after their first kiss... which Armin decides to go for... but it's Annie that really leans into it, and after their lips part, she says, "... Fuck... you're sweet. Did I ever tell you that I... really like sweets?" A smirk on her face... Armin's crimson blush reveals the truth, "N-No... you didn't. I'm glad for it though..." A gentle smile... (Sorry they are just CUTIES)
Whenever they go out to eat, even though Armin dislikes it and wants to pay more, Annie usually suggests she pays their bill because she has far more cash than Armin does... she doesn't do her guitar sessions for free!
Speaking of!! Armin is SO in love with how Annie plays the guitar! He could, and HAS listened to her for HOURS! Laying on the floor, kicking his feet as he gazes up at her playing while visiting her home... All Armin can think of is how stunningly beautiful Annie is...
That is all I have for now... I will likely give more when I am back home! Allow me to say too that I am away for a couple of days, but I will try to respond when I can!! <3. So please feel free to still send asks if you want, it may take me longer than usual to reply is all!
As for this ask, it was OFC SO FUN!!! I haven't thought about Castes AruAni nearly as much as canon or... even my own versions of the characters that are in my fic :3 Even so, much fun!! Thank you a lot for this ask <3. I hope you liked these headcanons!! More to come probably, hehe.
#chatting with friends!!#ruxtarious#aruani#armin arlert#annie leonhart#armin x annie#aot school castes#aruani headcanons#thank you for the ask!!
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Hi would it be alright if I ask what wips are you working on ?
just wanna make sure I donât in a request that someone else already sent in XD
hope your doing ok :)
Thank you for your concern! My carpal tunnel has been approving somewhat these last few weeks! Hopefully I'll be able to find some free time this weekend while I'm off to knock down some of this list.
Also if you do happen to send in an idea similar to someone else's; don't worry too much about it because I don't mind, I like the challenge~ Duplicates give me the opportunity to try out different ideas that I may have for a single plot/theme.
Btw sorry about not really posting anything these last few weeks... I kinda forgot to pay my wifi bill so I didn't really have internet for awhile until I got paid again... Anywaysâ
Here we are!
P.S. I might add more later on.
WIPS LIST
ROTTMNT
Future Yandere Turtle Series: Leo, Donnie Raph, Mikey
Another future Yan Donatello x Reader short fic I got planned
ROTTMNT Yandere Adults Series: Draxum, Big Mama, Lou Jitsu/Splinter
Yan Raph x Reader Zombie AU
Yan ROTTMNT Spiderverse AU! x Reader headcanons/drabble
Yan ROTTMNT x Spiderverse Reader headcanons/drabbles
Yan Donatello x Reader Jack the Ripper AU!
Fluffy Yan Platonic Future Leon/Preteen reader
Witch Reader x Yan Post movie Mikey
Time Mistress Reader x Yan Post movie Leo
Yan Leo x mutated rabbit S/o
Platonic Yan Hamato Clan x Reader
Yan Leo x Chubby s/o
Yan Donatello x Trans Woman s/o
Yan Future Mikey x stubborn Reader
Yan TMNT 2k12 vs Yan ROTTMNT x Reader
Platonic Yan Jealous Older Brother Donatello with Little sibling Reader
Yan Raph vs Donnie x Salamander!Mutant!Reader
Self-Aware Yan Mad Dogs x Real World Reader
TMNT 2k3
Yan Turtle's reactions to s/o being mutated in front of them
TMNT 2k12
Song req (Random Turtle) x Reader
Yan Mikey x Human Bff Headcanons
Yan TMNT 2K12 vs Yan ROTTMNT x Reader Headcanons
Raph Vs Leo x Purple Dragon Thief Reader
Yan Casey Vs Yan Donnie Vs Yan Mikey x April's friend Reader
LMK
Yan Not the Mayor x Tang apprentice Reader
Yan MK x Ex-possed LBD Reader
Fluffy Red Son x Reader sketches
Yan Red Son x Macaque's assistant Reader x Yan Mei
Yan Macaque x Reader chase scene
Yan Platonic Azure Lion vs Sun Wukong x Reader
Yan Spider Queen/Spider Gang x Moth Demon reader
HTTYD
Yan Snotlout x Gobber's apprentice Reader x Yan Eret
Yan Snotlout vs Yan Eret x Reader
Yan Snotlout x Dragon Rider Reader
Fluffy Yan Snotlout x Dragon Rider Reader
Yan Hiccup x isekaied Reader
Yan Hiccup x Dragon Rider Reader
Yan Hiccup x Reader
Yan Hiccup x Reader who is scared of dragons
Yan Hiccup x fellow Night fury rider Reader
Yan Hybrid Toothless x Viking Reader
Yan Hybrid Toothless x Hybrid Night Fury Reader
Dead by Daylight
Leon Vs Steve x Survivor Reader
Villianous
Yan Dr Flug x Reader headcanons
Unicorn: Warriors Eternal
Yan Winston vs Yan Edred x Reader
Yan Winston x Reader
Yan Edred x Reader
Record of Ragnarok
Shy/Meek Reader x Yan Buddha
Spiderverse ATSV and ITSV
Yan Miguel O'Hara x Dimension Jumper reader
Yan Miguel O'Hara x Reader headcanons
Addiction: Yan Miguel O'Hara x Reader fic
Yan Peter B Parker x Reader headcanons
Fluffy Peter B Parker x Reader headcanons
Yan Peter B Parker x Single Mom reader headcanons
Fluffy Yan Platonic Miguel O'Hara and Platonic Yan Jessica Drew wirh Homeless Teen Reader
Yan Miles Morales x Venom!Reader
#im a simp#yandere#male yandere#yandere tmnt#yandere rottmnt#rottmnt#yandere x reader#male yandere x reader#rise of the tmnt#lmk fandom#yandere lmk#yandere lego monkie kid#yandere httyd#yandere how to train a your dragon#record of ragnarok#yandere record of ragnarok#yandere unicorn warriors eternal#unicorn warriors eternal#villianous#yandere villianous#dr flug#yandere across the spiderverse#yandere atsv#yandere miguel o'hara#yandere peter b parker#dead by daylight#yandere dead by daylight#yandere x y/n#Yandere Itsv#spiderverse au
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Had to make a introduction abut me cuz idk
My name is Sarah
My favorite shows are the muppet show, animaniacs, ghost and Molly McGee, casagrandes, the loud house, don't hug me I'm scared, sonic x, sonic boom, the letter people, Eddsworld, sesame street, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, CRiTORA, Catdog, moral Orel, muppets tonight, fanboy and Chum Chum, Fred Figglehorn, cartoonmania, mandela catalogue, walten files, Fred the Show, hi hi puffy Ami yumi, your favorite martian the series, nostalgia critic, angry video game nerd and potter puppet pals
My favorite movies are the muppet movie, the muppets, muppets most wanted, adventures of Elmo in Grouchland, Fred the movie, Fred 3 the movie, Fred 2 night of the living Fred and CartoonMania: the movie
My hyperfixations are mad scientist cartoon, the rockafire explosion, goosebumps, vocaloid, utau and clone high
My favorite music artists are lemon demon, neil cicierega, your favorite martian, will wood, will wood and the tapeworms, tally hall, Bart baker, ghost and pals, your favorite martian and oingo boingo
My favorite video games are quiplash, trivia murder party, trivia murder party 2, Friday night funkin, five nights at Freddy's, Dave and Bambi, sonic the hedgehog, Omori, team fortress 2, roblox, item asylum, survive and kill the killers on area 51, my singing monsters, my muppets show and my singing monsters dawn of fire
My comfort media are inanimate insanity and peewee's playhouse
I am a bisexual, pansexual polyamorous aroace non-binary transgender genderfluid and xenogender boy
I use he/they/faun/xem/it pronouns and neopronouns
I make xenogenders
I make headcanon about characters from every media
I'm neurodivergent, autistic and ADHD
DNI if:
Homophobic
Transphobic
Ableist
Racist
Vegan
Imvu players
P3d0
Autism speaks supporters/defenders
Xenogender anti
Neopronoun anti
RCTA
Z00ph1l3
N$fw
F3t!sh ppl
Inflation and v0r3 enjoyers
Lemon Demon anti
Spam bots
Favorite characters
Muppets - Uncle deadly, Dr phil van neuter johnny Fiama sal minella marvin Suggs Mr poodlepants chip bill the bug bobo the bear lew Zealand doctor Bunsen honeydew beaker Wayne and Wanda waldo C graphic digit newsman bill the bubble guy Wilkins wontkins bobby Benson link hogthrob Constantine the frog Sam the Eagle Howard Tubman Carter Zelda rose and Mulch
Sesame Street - Count von Count, Bill the Bug and Limbo/Nobody
Bart Baker - Taylor Swift, PSY, Lorde, William, Britney spears and Adam levine
Lemon Demon - Neil Cicierega
Animaniacs - Wakko Warner
The Ghost and Molly McGee - Sharon McGee, Leah stein-torres, Pete mcgee, Libby stein-torres, jinx, Molly McGee, scratch, Darryl McGee and Ezekiel tugbottom
Battle for Dream Island - Puffball
Friday night Funkin - Meri, Beepie, Dave and Bambi
Fred Franchise - Fred Figglehorn
Jashin-Chan - Hatsune Miku
CRiTORA - Kimi canicani, Iggy digahol, Avery Darling, eggy, queen virus, dundun qwerty, Pluto Georgia, spottie Leonard and Ernie joefreckler
Adventures of Elmo in grouchland - Huxley
Channel Awesome - Nostalgia Critic/Doug Walker
Muppets 2011 - Tex Richman
Cinemassacre - Angry Video Game Nerd
Muppet Movie - Max, Doc Hopper and Snake Walker
Pokemon - Sylveon
Fred the Movie - Kevin and Judy
Peewee's Playhouse - Cool Cat, Dirty Dog, Conky 2000, Randy and Chairry
Muppets from Space - K. Edgar singer
Rockafire Explosion - Rolfe Dewolfe and Dook Larue
Cartoonmania - Lucifer Killingsworth, Rufus, Ed Ted Ned and Fred, Anne Mermaid, Roy and Professor Qwertyson
Muppets Most Wanted - Dominic badguy
ABC Muppets - Pache/Pizza
Don't hug me I'm scared - Colin and Shrignold
Muppets Tonight - Heather Locklear
Muppets Wizard of Oz - Wicked Witch of the west
Crash and Bernstein - Crash
Fraggle Rock - Large Marvin fraggle
Clone High - Topher Bus, Abe, Professor Scudsworth and Mr. butlertron wesley
Scott the Woz - Scott the Woz
Owl House - Collector
BFFS list
@elle-eedee @emishows123 @splashy900 @boogiestronic80s @nightmaremp @moshywoosh @cheezecirno
Might pin this later đ
This was inspired by @emishows123
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Also I'm not the biggest Allan fan but you my good sir/maam/monarch have endeared me to him so. Allan headcanons?
You literally cant ask me that ... I've been posting since november 2019 you cant just ask me that ...
Well. I'll keep it rich and brief
- he thinks that vaccines are bad (because someone told him so once), prompting you to then say "Dont.. dont you get the flu shot every year?" to which he replies "well YEAH cause I dont wanna get SICK." This is because he is a goofy funny loveable man
- He is very kind and generally open-minded (when he remembers to be) and pretty gregarious and DEFINITELY optimistic. And he respects deeply the importance of being authentic.Â
- Heâs good with having friends he sees frequently and having friends that he hasnt seen in years and the time gap doesnt alter the relationship in any way .. He doesnt feel like heâs losing friends when itâs been a while. Which is good because he has many friends in many odd places. Heâs got connections. He knows people
- Yes he uses 50s greaser slang. Yes Akari has picked up some choice phrases from him that she uses better (negative perspiration baby....).
- Yes he knows things about cars.
- Heâs at this point in his life where he has romance woes. It was fun being passed around / passing everyone around but, when he gets to be pushing 30 he starts to think, maybe i should settle down with a life partner and have a family...? But truth be told heâs not yet ready for either of those things. When he is ready he needs to end up with Lisa I think (she has romance troubles to mirror his in that people keep leaving, in fact he aggravated that himself by never fully committing to their budding romance, even almost severing their lovely friendship in his anxiety) (itâs in their natal charts itâs just the way that their lives are)
- His full name is Allan Alan Allen. None of his bullies ever touched on this
- Really he got bullied because in the 6th grade he developed a C R I P P L I N G obsession with the musical GREASE. Oh it was bad man. He still likes it even but now he can appreciate it as a work of art and of the times rather than just, like, guys in blue jeans dancing on cars
- He has no siblings.Â
- He plays hockey like a god but outside of the rink heâs like ... kind of clumsy and .. he cant tolerate the din of busy places. He only goes to the Fluffmart between the hours of 12 - 2 am and Sue hates him
- Sometimes he canât tell Roy and Joy apart. He has no good excuse for this
- Lisa is his BFF and Robby is his intermittent roommate and Akari is his bro and Taylor used to be his roommate and Allan is convinced that he has an older-brother relationship with Taylor but Taylor doesnt feel that way and sort of thinks that Allan is overberaring and annoying and he doesnt know why he sends him a birthday card in the mail every year. And Allan knows everyone else too because heâs a social butterfly that way. He is the Only Person In Royâs Life who has been Consistently Present and Nice to him
- His coat .. all the pockets .. itâs like a catacomb .... he has mini toothpaste and floss and breath strips that he eats like gum .... he really likes Mentos ... but heâs not a fan of mint in any other contexts .... he just has so much shit in his coat tho ... he pulls dollar bills out of one pocket and coins out of another and shillings out of yet another ....heâs like a magicianÂ
- And so much more...
Thanks for playing...!
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The waxing incident.
This one goes out to the nani who put this idea in my head, after my own rather vigorous waxing session today. The idea was just too precious, too hilarious, and ALL TOO RELATABLE FOR ME.
And come on, you just know that after Bill spanked the hell out of her for her little stunt--you know that soft bastard did her so good and then kind of held onto her at the end when she could barely breathe, and just made sure she knew that she didnât have to do all of this for him. Didnât have to put herself through pain for him--heâll take her any damn way he can get. Hair, no hair, some hair--who the fuck cares. Heâs DTF always, when it comes to her.
Enjoy babies, and I hope it gives you a laugh xo
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It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You knew your pain tolerance was high, and all the times you had gotten this done before, the cosmetologist had made it seem so simple. You both would chat about your day, she would tell you all the details of her latest vacation or her latest fling as she methodically applied the hot wax, then the strip, then would tear it off as you twitched and let go a muffled whimper while she didnât even stutter.Â
It seemed pretty straight forward, logical. Heat the wax, apply the strip, then 1-2-3ârip it off.
You were wrong. Devastatingly, horribly wrong.
Bill had been away on a press junket for a few weeks and was due back this afternoon. With his impending return and a beachside vacation coming soon, you didnât want the hassle of shaving (you always nicked yourself anyway) and Bill always seemed extra enthusiastic when you were freshly waxed. But when you had phoned your aesthetician for an appointment, you were informed that she was away for the next two weeks and nobody else had an availabilityâso you decided to take matters into your own hands.
You bought the wax, bought the strips. Even bought a little container of lotion that would help take the stick off after, some baby powder too, and you watched a few YouTube videos just for confidence. When you felt you had it right you heated up the wax, cut the strips to the proper length, and got settled on the edge of the bathtub. To be efficient about the process, you smeared some of the hot wax onto a few strips and laid them out so you could just stick and rip a lot quicker.
Shimmying out of your bottoms, you sat on the edge of the bathtub and boosted a leg up on the toilet seat. To test it out once more, you stuck a strip globbed with wax to your shin, smoothed it down like how you had seen on the video, counted to three and then yanked it upwards. A slight wince, slapping your hand down on the area to help ease the sting, but other than thatânothing to it. You briefly wondered why you ever bothered paying a professional a small fortune every 6 weeks or so to do this for you.
Grabbing another strip, you pushed your legs further apart and applied it right to the crease of your thigh, sticking some of it to your outer lips, pulling the skin taut and rubbing your hand over it to make sure the wax stuck. You gave it a moment to harden, picking at a corner so you could grab and pull easily.
Exhaling a deep breath, you counted to 3 and on the last one you grabbed the corner and pulled hard.
âFuck,â you yelled, whimpering and slapping your hand to the area. The paper barely moved a millimetre, but you were seeing starsâthere was too much wax on the strip that you let harden for too long, and now it was a solid glob on your most sensitive area. Whining, you grabbed hold of the small corner again, spreading your legs wider and really pulling the skin on your thigh taut. You gave the strip an experimental tug, just a small one as you bit your lipâand you cried out in pain when you felt it just barely move. You were sure you were ripping your own skin off.
Panicked, you fumbled and grabbed for the bottle of baby powderâpowder made things less sticky. The aesthetician always sprinkled baby powder all over you whenever she was done, to help get some of the remaining wax off. Shaking the bottle wildly over your lower half in a giant puff of cloudy powder, you choked as you frantically rubbed it all around the strip and tried to get some underneath. Closing your eyes and lying down in the bathtub with a leg propped up, you took a deep breath and tried again.
âJesus Christ,â you cussed loudly, and this time the strip didnât move at all. Letting go a loud wail, you plunked your head back in the bathtub and wondered how you would explain to Bill that from now on, your sex life would have to include the long strip of cloth clumped in wax, right in the inner crease of your thigh. It was the area he loved to kiss, to run his scratchy stubble over and watch you squirm, The area he loved to gently trail his fingertips over before moving them where you really wanted.
And now, he would never be able to do that again. Because even if you ever got the strip offâwhich didnât seem likely, everâyou were pretty sure youâd have no skin left in that area for him to lick and kiss.
As if on cue, your front door unlocked and you heard two heavy bags fall to the floor.
âHoney, Iâm home!â Bill called, closing the door and locking it behind him. He looked around confused, usually you were in the hallway bounding towards him as soon as he got back.
âTiger?â He called out.
Scrubbing a hand down your face, you resigned yourself to your fate. You needed his help. He would never let you live it down, but you needed his help.
âHeyyyyy buddy,â you dragged out awkwardly as you heard his heavy steps looking for you, âIâm in the bathroom. Can you come help me out for a sec?â
His steps paused, and he stayed silent for just long enough to make it weird.
âUh, Iâm good,â he stuttered after a long beat, âIâll just wait for you out here kid.â
You heard the confusion in his voice and you rolled your eyes.
âYeah, about that,â you said, âI need your help, bud.â
âOh, uhâŚ.okay.â
You sighed heavily, and after another few seconds you heard a tentative knock on the door. You stayed in the bathtub, rolling your eyes.
âBill I just told you to come in.â
The door eased open just a crack, and he stuck half of his head through it. You bit back your sarcastic comment when you saw he had his hand covering his eyes.
âEverything okay in here?â He asked.
âPeachy. Get your ass in here, please.â
Every bit reluctant, he took a tentative step in and swung the door fully open. He peeked through his fingers.
âI have a bit of a situation here,â you gestured vaguely to your naked lower half, your leg still propped up on the edge of the tub. Bill slowly made his way over, dropping his hand and looking down at you as confusion took over his features.
âI tried to uh, waxâŚ.myself,â you explained before he could ask, âAnd it didnât work. I canât pull the strip off.â
He barely contained the chuckle, contorting his features as he tried and failed to restrain it. A snort escaped as he clapped his hand over his mouth, rolling his lips inward.
âHey fuckhead,â you leaned and pinched his thigh as he squealed, âHave some sympathy. I was doing this to try and look nice for you.â
His hand dropped and just a smile remained as his gaze swept over you.
âBut kid youâveâŚyouâve done this before. Havenât you? Youâre always all smooth and shit,â he asked.
âNo, Iâve gotten this done before. Professionally. This is the first time I tried to do it myself,â you grumbled. He smirked at you, crouching down and resting his forearms on his knees.
âWhat did you learn?â He mocked.
âUgh,â you shoved at him and he stumbled back, landing on his behind, âI learned that I canât depend on you for help without making fun of me when Iâm in dire straits.â
He chuckled, rising back up and swatting at your hands as you tried to push him again.
âEasy, kid. You know I have to bust your ass just a little bit about this.â
âBill this hurts,â you pouted, âI am literally trying to rip out my hair with burning hot wax so I can be âall smooth and shitâ for you. You can either help, or die horny.â
âAlright alright, hang on. First of all,â he gently grabbed your face, leaning in to press his lips to yours in a slow kiss. He let it linger, sucking your bottom lip into his mouth and flicking his tongue over it before he pulled away slowly.
âFirst of all, hi. I missed you,â he whispered, kissing your nose.
âI missed you too,â you mumbled, craning your neck for another kiss that he indulged you with.
âSecond of all,â he continued, âHow does this work, exactly? What do I need to do?â
Your pushed your legs farther apart, scooting down a bit more in the tub.
âYou need to grab the strip here, and pull it off this way,â you showed him, âI canât do it. Every time I try, my hand just wonât do it.â
âBut wonât that hurt?â
You glared at him.
âRight, of course itâll hurt,â he mumbled, stealing another quick kiss, âGet on up here, itâll be easier for the angle.ââ
He helped you maneuver until you were back sitting on the edge of the tub and you propped a bent leg up on him, your foot flat on his chest. Putting a big hand on your thigh, he reached between your legs to grab the corner of the strip. He moved his fingers, ensuring his grip on it was good and tight, adjusting his hand on your thigh to press down and pull the skin more taut.
âBill,â you grabbed his forearm, your eyes wild and pleading, âYou need to do it fast. Just fucking rip it, okay? Grab it and rip. Iâm going to scream, but itâll be fine.â
He nodded in understanding.
âOkay, on the count of three kid. One, twoâŚâ and then he pulled suddenly, yanking the strip up and away as you howled. You kicked your legs in agony, the one on his chest sending him flying into the opposite wall as you tumble into to bathtub. You shrieked, slapping your hand down onto the area while you writhed to try and absorb some of the pain as it washed over you in waves.
âFuck,â you yelled, a long string of curse words following. When you finally regained the ability to speak a few seconds later, you glared at him in shock and betrayal.
âYou said three!â You shrieked.
âI thought it would be better on two!â He mimicked your shrill tone, his back still pressed into the far wall and the stripâthe strip containing seemingly millions of your hair folliclesâstill clutched in his hand.
âIt wasnât better on two Bill,â you continued to yell, standing up from the bathtub, âI needed to brace, you fuckhead.â
âTiger why do you need to brace?â He was yelling now too, âIâve seen you pop your dislocated shoulder back into place by yourself.â
âThis,â he motioned wildly to the strip in his hand, and when he realized he was still holding it he shook his hand violently but it was now stuck to his fingers, âThis is just hair!â
Your eyes narrowed at him as he continued to flail, trying to unstick the hair-covered wad of wax from his hand.
âJust hair?â You asked in a low, threatening tone, âOh itâs just hair, is it big bird?â
And before he could react you grabbed one of the other strips you had prepared, lifted his shirt and slapped it onto his happy trail. As soon as it hit his skin it was already too late, but you rubbed your hand hard over it just to make sure it was nice and stuck.
âTiger, I swear to god,â he threatened lowly.
âCome on baby,â you purred, resting your chin on his chest as you looked up at him.
âThis is warfare and you know it,â he accused, âDonât even fucking think about touching that strip.â
You just smiled a slow, Cheshire grin.
âYou ready, baby?â Your fingers slowly made their way to the corner of the strip, grabbing hold of it. Billâs eyes hardened and he leaned in closer.
âI fucking dare you, kid,â he growled menacingly in challenge, âI fucking double dog dare you to puââ
His sentence was cut off in favour of a shriek as you smiled deviously and yanked the strip from his stomach. A string of Swedish curse words followed with exuberance as he bit into his fist, slamming his other one into the wall beside him.
You smirked, raising up the strip that now held nearly all the hair of his happy trail. You held it in front of his face, contorting your features into mock sadness.
âWhatâs the matter baby?â Your voice dripped with sarcasm, âItâs just hair.â
He raised his eyes to you, narrowing them and glaring at you with such a force that you nearly shrank down.
âYou get...â He paused, maintaining eye contact with you as he twisted his head and loudly cracked his neck, âYou get a three second head start, kid.â
Then he bent at the waist to be eye level with you, resting his hands on his knees as he leaned his face in close to yours.
âRun, little one,â he growled.
You squealed, taking off past him and running to try and find a hiding spot before he could nab you. Within seconds you heard his heavy steps as he scoured your apartment, throwing back curtains and whipping open closet doors as he searched for you. You shrank down smaller in the corner of your bedroom closet.
âYou can run but you canât hide, tiger,â he yelled, âAnd Iâm about to make sure that you canât sit for a fucking week, too.â
#BFF!Bill#BFF!Bill HC#BFF!Bill headcanon#funny#funny bill#bill skarsgard#bill skarsgard fic#bill skarsgard drabble#bill skarsgard fanfiction#bill skarsgard fanfic
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Bill would be the one friend tasked with ALL the difficult âteenagerâ conversations. Going on your first date? Becoming sexually active? Worried you might be pregnant? Thinking you might not be straight or cis? Doesnât matter whether Billâs experienced those things or not himself, heâd STILL be the designated âparentâ in this situation and heâd fall back on his mother Mollyâs habits and talk you through it and reassure the hell out of you until you felt better. đĽ°
Mum Bill is all I can think about, and I'm gonna make it everybody's problem.
Can you imagine Bill giving the gang THE TALK?
#bill âmama duckâ weasley is a headcanon you can pry from my cold dead hands#though really in my canon carewyn and bill are both the designated âparentsâ đ#appropriate that they become bffs really#hogwarts mystery#hphm#bill weasley#headcanon#LOL#crack
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i totally forgot aya and bang chan were roommates and now i feel like i need aya x chan content
my favorite pair of besties tbh <3
(i'm gonna do this in headcanon form i think and just kinda talk about them as roomies)
Chan moved with his parents to SK when he was in high school, and he also shifted in high school
enter Aya who he feels like he owes his life to lmao
he was panicking because he had no idea what was happening to him and he suddenly turned into this giant fucking dog and he couldn't change back
yeah his parents were cool but would they be cool with their song being a large animal and busting down their front door? probably not
so he's panicking in the woods and Aya's the one to find him
right off the bat, she could sense he was meant to be an alpha
not her alpha, but an alpha
she helped him calm down, drove him home, and gave him her number if he needed anything
and thus their friendship began
you might be wondering how Aeri never knew they were friends when she was bffs with Aya and also childhood besties with Chan
well Aya never really talked about him much since y'know he was a werewolf
also Chanâs a very common name so yâknow
anyway, Aya was an upperclassman so she moved out first and moved into a really shitty one-bedroom that was cheap as fuck but kind of terrifying
but she's a werewolf so she can take care of herself
Chan spent a lot of nights at Aya's apartment on an air mattress
they were best friends and did everything together
she even got him a job working at the bar with her, so they literally did everything together
she was the one who helped him apply for college
he asked her to be his prom dateÂ
honestly Chanâs parents were so confused how Aya wasnât his mate lmao
when it came time for Chan to graduate high school, his parents decide to move back to Australia, but Chan wants to stay in Korea for college
so Aya lets him live with her despite only having one fucking bedroom
Chan never minded sleeping on an air mattress
she was the one who taught him about the â¨wonderous world of being an adultâ¨
which was a lot of learning how to pay bills and save money, which sucked
Aya was there when Chan started to find his pack (which started with Changbin, who she was very confused about at first)
"Are you sure this dude's telling the truth? There's no way a man who does aegyo that much is wanted by a mafia."
when everyone else either found Chan or vise versa, Aya lowkey judged all of them
when she first met Minho, she took one look at him and said, âI already know Iâll hate youâ
they very much have a frienemies relationship <3
she basically banned Minho from the apartment, so when she moved out, he didnât skip a beat moving in lmao
Aya always liked Felix so she was excited when he shifted
she wonât admit it but sheâs slightly intimidated by Hyunjin because nobody knows anything about him
Jisung was afraid of her and she knows it and thinks itâs kinda funny
she loves Seungminâs attitude, and they tended to gang up on Chan together
she only briefly met Jeongin before she moved out so she never really got to make an opinion on him
Chan was there when Aya met Jeonghan and had to listen to her gush about him nonstop
"How are you meant to be with someone who can't even managed to do his own homework?"
honestly, even Changbin was stumped by that one considering Aya was always a straight-A student
when Aya moved out to live with Jeonghan and his pack, the pair were obviously sad to part ways
they both may or may not have cried
Chan tried to play it off and make a stupid âwhoâs cutting onions in hereâ joke as he wiped under his eyes as they pulled out of their hug before she had to leave
and Aya just looked up and started crying harder and pulled him in for another hug
so then Chan cried harder and it was a whole thing
âI donât know why Iâm crying,â she laughed when they pulled away for a second time. âItâs not like youâre dying.â
âYeah, Iâll see you at work tomorrow. And Iâm only an hour-ish away. Doorâs always open.â
âWell keep it shut if Minhoâs in there.â
they donât work together anymore but they still text each other all the time
Ayaâs always caught up on the drama going on in the pack (and of course she tells Jeonghan, who blabs about it to everyone else)
sheâs obviously still close with Aeri, though, but sheâs fantastic at keeping any secrets from the other
like if Chan tells her about any surprises he has planned, Aya will never tell her
Aya and Chan are ride or dies tbh
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Hello, I got a question that might peak your interest. Do you have Headcanons about the Ainu people of Japan?
not many, but here's some! (@aphasiaweek for Day 9 Japan bashing)
bffs with Miss Ryukyu Islands and friends with Miss SĂĄpmi
had a (series of) pet bear(s) back in the day
used to have a beard
Manages to even out "old-man" Japan
Very tired
Doesn't really like Russia
Used to not like Mongolia but it's been 500 years so they're like ok now
and have Miss Ryukyu/Okinawa and Ainu banging out some tunes! Ryukyu is playing a sanshin, and Ainu is playing a tonkori, both instruments played among their respective culture~
Historical Footnotes:
// discussions of genocide and culture suppression
The Ryukyuan Kingdom, existing from 1429 to 1879, was a tributary state of China and played an important role in maritime trade between East Asia and Southeast Asia. It became a vassal of Japan in 1609, but remained technically independent until 1872, when it became the Okinawa prefecture. Ryukyuan culture was suppressed under Japanese rule, and to this day, the people of Okinawa fight against the concentration of US military bases in their lands and for the preservation of their native culture and language.
The Ryukyuan equivalent to the kimono is the ryusou, which Miss Ryukyu/Okinawa is wearing here. It's not nearly as complicated in components, and its fit is much looser. In a Japanese kimono, the obi is always tied in the back, while it can be tied with a bow in the front for ryusou. It's commonly dyed using the bingata technique!
Bingata is an dyeing technique unique to the Ryukyuan islands. It's well known for its vibrant colors and elaborate designs, and is applied to the cloth through a pattern stencil.
The Ainu are the indigenous people of Hokkaido, Sakhalin, and Kuril Islands. Following the Sengoku period, the Ainu slowly became more and more dependent on Japan and Japanese goods, despite many rebellions against this Japanese domination. In 1806, fearing that Russia would attempt to spread its influence to its northern lands, Japan took direct control of Hokkaido and began to assimilate the Ainu into mainstream Japanese society. Ainu men were forced into servitude and only fed and clothed if they gave up their language and culture, and Ainu women were forcibly married to Japanese men; many Ainu cultural practices were also banned under Imperial Japan. This greatly reduced the Ainu's numbers, and unlike the Ryukyuans, the Ainu today are a minority in Hokkaido, and many Japanese remain unaware of their Ainu heritage. Ainu continue to suffer from lower economic prosperity compared to their Yamato Japanese counterparts, even to this day.
Toward the end of the 20th century, Ainu activism and revitalization movements began to rise in prominence, and a number of legal reforms protecting Ainu culture have been passed in the following years. In 2008, the Japanese government officially recognized them as a minority, and in 2019, a bill was passed recognizing them officially as the indigenous people of Japan.
Mister Ainu is wearing an attus, which is a coat-like garment. It's made from the fibers of an elm tree native to Hokkaido. The process of extracting fibers and processing them for fabric use is quite time consuming! Typically, ceremonial attus were decorated with elaborate geometric patterns and applique. It was thought that the embroidered patterns could protect from evil.
In the first picture, Mister Ainu is wearing a sapanupe, a traditional crown made from grape vines, wood shavings, and carvings of sacred animals. They were worn for important occasions but also helped keep men's hair tidy.
On the Mongolia note: In the 1200s, the Ainu expanded into the island of Sakhalin, putting them into conflict with the Nivk people, who had submitted to the Yuan dynasty. The Sakhalin Ainu fought the combined forces of the Yuan Dynasty for 40 years, but eventually surrendered and became tributaries of the Khan.
On the SĂĄpmi note: Since 2011, the Ainu have done cultural exchange and cooperation with the SĂĄmi. Both the Sami and Ainu participate in the organization for Arctic Indigenous people.
Tonkori: A plucked string instrument played by the Ainu and generally has five strings.
Sanshin: An instrument unique to the Okinawan and Amami islands; it has three strings and has a snakeskin covered body. It's believed that it was influenced by the Chinese sanxian, as the Ryukyuan kingdom held very close ties to Imperial China. When the sanshin reached mainland Japan, it evolved into the larger shamisen.
YES I KNOW JAPAN'S KIMONO FOLD IS ON THE WRONG SIDE the reference i was using for him had the kimono fold on the wrong side but i figured since the left over right fold was only used for corpses it was appropriate since clearly this is japan 5 seconds before disaster strikes
#hws ainu#hws ryukyu islands#hws okinawa#hws japan#aph japan#hetalia#ask#anonymous#hetalia headcanons#ryukyu and ainu have a similar relationship to hawaii and alaska#historically had nothing to do w each other but united in the 'getting royally fucked over by the central govt and colonialism' department#historically inaccurate hair is historically inaccurate#aphasiaweek#tw genocide#aph ainu#aph okinawa#aph ryukyu islands
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obviously, spike for the character ask
of course
favorite thing about them hes funnyyyyyy hes so fucking funny god also just the aesthetic of the punk vampire is one of my favorite types of vampire and hes so sensitive and cares and hhhhhhhhhh he just hits
least favorite thing about them i guess like. just the casual misogyny thats baked into all the male characters is like. long suffering sigh. annoying
favorite line i think his whole drunken monologue to willow in lovers walk is one of my top favorite scenes in the whole show its so fucking funny
brOTP spike and dawn i love it when children make fun of adults and are Correct about it and spike and anya bc they rly should have been better friends like vaguely reformed demon people who both fall for a goofy little human ? they r both brutally honest i want them to be BFFs so bad.
OTP spuffy n sprusilla kinda in equal measure i love my freak couples
nOTP spander im sorry but i do Not understand the appeal
random headcanon he sucks shit at math like i was watching the i in team the other night and when giles gives him 300$ in what looks like 20 dollar bills and spike loses count and gets frustrated but like. thats not that many bills. also his age fluctuating at different points is most likely a writer continuity error but like i think itd be funnier if he just lost count and doesnt remember how old he actually is so like. william pratt. lit student. cant do math.
unpopular opinion i honestly dont know if this is an unpopular opinion or not but i think his s7 storyline was incredibly rushed and holistically... i dont like it. also he should have skipped out halfway thru ats s5
song i associate with them well would you look at that i have a whole playlist of songs i associate with him but 'i wanna be your boyfriend' by the ramones lmao
favorite picture of them this one is cute :3
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ask game: fabian seacaster
@aflockofwildgeese also asked fabian!
First impression: i watched FH for the first time at the recommendation of a couple of friends (one of them being @aflockofwildgeese) and i was DMing one of the friends and after fabian's intro i joking went like "haha this snobby rich kid is my favorite forever i dont need any of the rest of the characters" and then he actually was. my favorite forever.
Impression now: he's my son??? i love how awful he is and how he gets better but never loses that I Am Pretty Little Rich Boy energy. I hope he keeps it forever. also fabian's s2 arc is one of my favorite things in existence.... toxic masculinity is DEADUHHH.
Favorite moment: "are you all so POOR that you don't know what a BANK is? it's just a BANK!" "i have a motorcycle, it's possessed, papa!" fabian explaining what happened to bill's old crew after his confrontation with james whitclaw to the bad kids and having an actual breakdown.
Idea for a story: i simply think that fabian and the bad kids should have a combat that's just a dance battle with johnny spells's crew
Unpopular opinion: fabian should not get any better. he is perfect as is, i don't want him to be any better of a person than he is now because he's at his peak comedy threshold
Favorite relationship: probably fabian and bill, though i also love fabian & cathilda. fabian and bill is my fave FH kid/parent relationship. it's definitely messed up but it's also... so pure
Favorite headcanon: fabian & riz have BFF one-on-one hangouts all the time. like they are some of the only ones NOT living at mordred manner of course they're hanging all the time.
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More dialogue from the Spamton Speech AI (Part 4)
Continuing from this post. Basically just alternate versions of the same input (which is why you might see it twice), Snowgrave versions, or some other headcanon stuff that I forgot.
(Bold is what I entered, blocktext is what it generated in response.)
Talk (give him a gift after he refuses the first gift):
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!? GOD DAMN IT!!! I'LL BUY THIS GIFT FOR THE PRICE OF THIS GODDAMN GIFT!!! (purchases are final) $99.95 (retail) OH MY! SUPER SAVING TIME!!! YOU GUYS JUST GOTTA TRY THIS NEW THING called the Internet. YOU'LL LIKE IT.
Talk (give him a gift after he refuses the first gift):
THAT'S ENOUGH!! DON'T FORCE ME!! I'LL LISTEN!! YOU'VE BEEN A VERY BAD GIVINGMAN!! WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A BREAK!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!! I CAN'T Take ANY MORE!! OF YOUR [Unintelligble Pleasure]!! [Unintelligble Pleasure]!!! I'M SORRY!! I SHOULD HAVE DONE MORE!! [Unintelligble Pleasure]!! I'M THE WORST GIVINGMAN OF ALL!! HERE I GO!! I'VE GOT AN EXTRAORDINARURE!! AND I'VE GOT THE BIGGEST BILL! I CAN BUILD THE ECONOMY I NEED!! BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, I'LL BE MAKING SO MUCH MONEY! I'LL HAVE THE MOST EXCITING ECONOMY! I'LL BE THE BEST GIVINGMAN OF ALL TIME!! I'M GONNA [Kill] YOU WITH [Unintelligble Pleasure]!!
Talk (give him a gift, Snowgrave Route):
THAT [Gif] WON'T BE NEEDED [Anymore!] BECAUSE [This Time] YOU WILL NEED [It]... AND MORE [Than ever before]... TOO [Big]... TO [Fix] YOUR [Problem]... [Click Here] OR I'LL [Ask for the Money.] WHAT? DON'T [Be There] FOR[ Me.] I CAN'T [Be Around] ANOTHER [Minute] WHY?... [You Worry] [All Day] ABOUT [WhatCouldHaveBeen] EVEN [ though it [suddenly] rains!] BUT WHAT I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND... THIS... IS [All There Is.] DO YOU [Wanna Be] [More Like] THAT? [Then] JUST CLICK [Here]... HERE I GO!
Talk (place your hand on his cheek, Snowgrave Route):
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE. TO BE ALONE. WITH NO REGARD. FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. YOU THINK. WHAT IF THEY... WHAT IF THEY... WHAT IF THEY... YOU VANISH. LIKE BEFORE... BEFORE YOU EVER WENT ON A TRIP WITH ME. THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED. WHAT A IDIOT I WAS. TO HAVE AN EVIL GENERATION. WATCHING ME. HAVING FUN. WHILE YOU LIVED IN DEATH. I'M GONNA WATCH YOU DIE... LIVE THE LIFE YOU NEVER GAVE. GET OFF ME... YOU ALREADY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? EVERYTHING... WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? THE RAGE... IT'S GONNA SET IN... WE GOTTA GO. RIGHT NOW. I'M GONNA... GIVE IT TO YOU... GIVE. ALL. I'VE GOT. TO. YOU. MIKE... WHY? COULD YOU BEAT IT. WITH. YOUR. STRAIGHT. FROM. THE. CUT. LET ME BE THE LAST [Gasp]
Talk (take care of him while he's sick):
I FEEL SO BAD. I JUST CAN'T STAND BEING A BIG DEAL. I ALWAYS END UP GETTING SICK AND TIRED. JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T WORRY. BELIEVE ME, YOU'D FORGET ME. TOTALLY. BUT I DON'T WANNA FORGET THIS. [Cough] [Gasp] WHAT WAS I SAYING? I JUST NEED TO BE FOR A LITTLE WHILE. THEN I'LL BE FINE. I JUST NEVER FORGET. I JUST HAVE TO REMEMBER. I NEED YOU. I NEED YOU. I NEED YOU. I NEED YOU. [Heart beats] I NEED YOU. THAT'S ALL I ASK.
Talk (take care of him while he's sick):
I WILL BE FINE!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME SLEEP... ...LIKE A DEALER IN Aauuutomatoe. HERE'S A QUICK BILL... ...THE MAN'S IN LOVE!!!! HURRY UP AND KEEP HIM SLEEPIN'. HOT DREAMIN'! TRANSMIT THE MAN'S LIFE ENDRANCE. ARE YOU READY? I'LL BE DAMNED.
Talk (he takes care of you while you are sick):
HEY!!! GET UP!!! YOU'RE SICK!! I FILLED THE BATHTUB WITH LABORATORY DATA!!! I GUESS IT JUST TOOK A LITTLE WHILE BUT nevertheless... YOU ARE SICK!! I HAVE ANSWERS FOR EVERYTHING!!! DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THEY ARE? THEY ARE... EV3RYTHING!!! I WILL GRAB EVERY PENNY I CAN FIND AND I WILL BUY YOU THE BEST CLINICAL ATTEMPT At Any Price!!! I WILL GIVE YOU A REAL LIVre3D EXPERIENCE!!! . . . WITH 3D! WITH NO OBLIGATIONS AND NO hassles! WITHOUT ANY CREDIT!!! would you like that? Do you want that? ... ALL YOU NEED IS A PHONE AND A BOTTLE OF WATER HERE I GO!!!
Talk (after telling him you love him):
HELL YES! HOLY ****ING SHIT! DO YOU W4NT? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE MY BFF? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE MY REAL M0RE? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE MY SAVIOR? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE MY HERO? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE MY [One-Liners]?? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE MY [Unforgettable] [Experience]? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE [Inhale] MY [Exhale]? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE [Specil]?? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE WITH ME?? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE WITH [Him]?? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE WITH [Him] ON [THIS] day?? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE WITH [Him] EVERY [Day]? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE MY LOVE [It] IS [You]? [Sigh] [Heaven] [No] [Good] [Won't] [Work] DO YOU W4NT T0 BE MY [Big]SHOT?? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE MY [Big]SHOT Right Now?? DO YOU W4NT T0 BE MY [Big]SHOT Tomorrow??
#deltarune#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune chapter 2#ai#gpt-neo#spamton speech ai#that gif won't be needed anymore#that time he filled a bathtub with laboratory data#he is doing his best#that last one is cute lol#my post
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Dating Bill Weasley would include...
Request: Hi darling! Congrats on reaching 100 followers! Could you maybe do headcanons for dating Bill Weasley? Thanks! đĽ°
Your Family being really good friends with his family ever since you started dating
You spending the summer and Christmas breaks at the burrow
Being bffs with Ginny and Hermione, even though you were older than them
Always having sleepovers
Them asking you tons of questions about you relationship
âHow many times have you kissed?â
âHow did you know he was the one?â
âDo you want to marry him?â
Bill taking you on picnic dates
Him joking about how he baked everything
But it was obviously Molly
Molly being your mom nr. 2
And shipping you and Bill SO MUCH
Literally talking with you and Bill about which dress you should wear to the wedding, even though youâre not engaged
âThis one looks good, but will you be able to dance in it?â
Lots of forehead kisses !!!
Bill being really clumsy around you
Always tripping
And since youâre holding hands you fall with him
âLooks like youâre falling for me, y/nâ
#bill weasley#harry potter fanfiction#harry potter#hp#bill weasley x reader#bill weasley x you#hp fanfic#ginny Weasley#fred Weasley#george weasley#fred weasley x you#george weasley x reader#bill x reader#bill x you#hogwarts#hufflepuff#slytherin#gryffindor#ravenclaw
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Genshin Impact Circus AU
Thereâs a few AUs that I am absolutely positively weak for and one of them is the Circus AU. Do not ask me why. I was thinking that the characters would look a little like this (art and AU description below the cut)
Aether and Lumine: ringmasters. They co-lead the circus performances. They also used to have a duo act that they had to split up and go to separate circuses bc of lacking job opportunities, they decided to start their own thing.
Xiao and Venti: aerial artists. Trapeze, aerial silks, if itâs in the air, theyâve done it. They are a duo act, but Xiao used to be a soloist until Venti joined and they had a whole character arc about creativity. Venti also helps compose the circusâ music.
This whole AU was inspired by this idea and thus, I had to draw it:
Zhongli: strongman. Man will juggle 50kg balls like itâs nothing.
Noelle: strongwoman. this is based enTIRELY off of my personal headcanon that this woman can benchpress anyone on command. Noelle and Zhongli play catch with crushing weights.
Jean and Barbara: tightrope/hula-hoop tricks. They would have a duo act as well (can you tell I donât want anyone to be alone ever again) where one of them will be on the tightrope and the other will be doing All The Things with the hula-hoops while they pass the hoops between them. 30 hoops spinning on one arm? juggling the hoops? these ladies are the queens of multitasking.
Kaeya: the guy that asks for a volunteer in the audience, straps them to a moving target, and throws knifes at them proceeding to never miss. Can and will juggle knives. Used to be a duo with Diluc but Things Went Down, so now itâs just Kaeya.
Diluc: stage manager. Mans is so busy getting everyoneâs shit together and having custody of the circusâ brain cell.
Lisa: Public Relations. This woman is terrifying and she uses that to her advantage when talking to sponsors, rental theatres, and landowners. No one can escape her freezing-cold smile and calculating gaze.
Fischl, Razor, and Bennett: beast-taming trio. Fischl is super good with birds, Razorâs of course great with the ferocious wolves, and Benny?? You canât tell me this boyâs kindness wouldnât attract the little animals like heâs a Disney Princess. So obviously he had to try lion-taming.
Amber is that person that shoots a bow an arrow with her feet except the arrow is on fire, the target is on fire, and her platform is on fire.
Albedo, Sucrose, and Timaeus: magicians. Optical illusions, puffs of smoke, turning a rock into gold, quick costume changes, and making people disappear. No one knows how they do it and their notes are indeciferable.Â
Mona: fortune-teller. Need I say more?
Diona, Klee, and Qiqi: everyoneâs little adopted siblings that arenât in the circus acts but are training to be. Dionaâs training with some of the gymnasts of the circus, Kleeâs into the death-defying stunts and figuring out a way to Not Burn Down The Circus, Qiqi likes the behind the scenes stuff more, so she works with Baizhu (circus healer) and Xiangling to take care of her people.
Ningguang: stage manager and treasurer. Diluc does most of the stage managing, but Ningguang is there for the tech rehearsals and running the numbers. Talks to Lisa a lot for pricing and sponsorship.
Chongyun: mechanic/tech. Man runs the lights, keeps the general stuff of the circus in check. Is probably incapable of actually enjoying a show bc heâs thinking about how to make stronger rope or fix the lighting or Is That A Hecking Ghost?? Not On His Watch Absolutely Not.
Xiangling: cook. Also therapist from time to time because there is no problem that canât be fixed with food. Also helps Chongyun with tech.
Hu Tao stays exactly the same. Sheâs a type of magician.
Xingqiu: mentalist. Man will spend the entire time talking at some person on the second row about their five affairs and credit card bills and no one will know how he does it. Thinks hypnosis is bullshit and will not be touching that with a 10ft pole.
Keqing and Ganyu: contortionists. Used to be soloists but their acts got so much more engaging when they became a duo. Have entered the stage as a rolling wheel made of two people.
Xinyan: death-defying stunts having to do with fire. Klee follows her around sometimes. Also works with Venti to compose the circusâ music.
Kazuha: sword-swallowing. Also will perform fancy martial arts routines with swords that are either on fire or covered in paint and not get a single mark on him.
Beidou: either security or houdini-style death-defying acts. Is BFFs with all the sharks and piranahs in her tank regrardless. Helped Bennett when he was just starting out.
Yanfei: lawyer. gets them permits, reminds them to keep up with their permit deadlines, and finds the cleverest loopholes around safety regulations, not to mention that she writes the most nicely-worded documents and consent forms so literally everyone knows what theyâre getting into.
Bonus: an actual conversation overheard between Aether, Lumine, and Childe (a wealthy sponsor trying to get in on the circus profits)
Childe: how much for the pretty strongman?
Lumine: I guess he is pretty strong, but heâs not for sale.
Childe: wrong use of âprettyâ there.
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tiger getting a new king sized bed and she's living for all the extra space she has but almost every night she's woken up by bill's hands gently lifting her at the waist and pulling her back to meet his chest because this cuddly bitch cant go 2 seconds without having tiger near him,,,, OR imagine every morning they wake up squished together on the end of the bed and bill is just like "why did you even buy a bigger bed? you know I'm not going to stay on my side whatever the size"
Nani, listen. It has been a real tough week for me, alright? Real tough. My stomach has been in shambles for days because of the really strong meds I need to take for the place Iâm in, Iâm sleeping in a mosquito net with insects of varying sizes and terror buzzing all around me, Iâm waking up with most of them dead beside me, I need to do a full sweep of the shower for things like lizards and tarantulas before stepping in, and I was warned to shake out my towels before putting them anywhere near my body. When I asked why, I was met with nervous glances and begged to just please do it.
So this concept--oh man, I need this concept so much right now. And like,  I have a total soft spot for Bill needing his cuddles so much that he just tries to fit into places he very much does not fit, I also love this concept that heâs such a sappy big love bug that he could have all the space in the world, and heâll still be glued to his tiger.
So she gets this MASSIVE king size bed and she thinks Bill will be thrilled about it, because now his feet wonât be hanging off the edge the way they were in her smaller bed, and heâll have room to sprawl those pterodactyl arms out. Except Bill just gives a small half smile, mumbles something about how it looks comfy, and scratches at his chin as he leaves the room. And later on that night when itâs bed time, tiger no sooner climbs in and heâs all around her already, and her face is smooshed in his chest.
âBill,â she mumbles, and itâs totally muffled and warbled because heâs literally just keeping her face pressed to him, âWe donât have to do this anymore, bud. We have room.â
âDonât want room,â he mutters petulantly, scratching at her scalp. She tries to inch away but itâs completely futile, his arms are locked around her and so are his legs and sheâs just helpless.
She does manage to scoot away from him a bit that night just to breathe, but youâre absolutely right--she wakes up not long after to the sensation of being lifted, dragged across the bed, and tucked back into a way too warm body. He literally grumbles in her ear, jams his thumb in her mouth a little too roughly and she coughs, and hears a muttered sorry from behind her. She wakes up the next morning on the edge of the bed, nearly teetering off, Bill tucked in closely behind her and once again sheâs locked in all of his limbs.
She just rolls her eyes, turns over and heâs already glaring at her, his hair sticking up and his eyes all puffy.
âIâm tying you to the bed post tonight,â he grumbles, âYou keep squirming away on me.â
And she can tell heâs all grumpy about it, pissed off and whatnot. But itâs adorable. So she just gently pushes him on his back, kisses down his chest, weaves her hands in his hair as she slides onto him. The little gasp he let out was so delicious, closing his eyes and tilting his head back as she moved up and down him slowly.
âIs this better, you big sap?â she teased, âClose enough now?â
And he just gives a soft nod, his eyes still closed, as he places a big hand down on her back to press her chest more against his.
#Leilani answers#soft bill#sleepy bill#BFF!Bill HC#BFF!Bill headcanon#bill skarsgard#bill skarsgard drabble
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Hi, I am an extremely gender conforming middle class white girl who makes up gender headcanons about myself and will pretend to be oppressed when I'm called a girl while wearing long hair, makeup, a long skirt. This is the exact thing as racism or homophobia. I am being discriminated against bc I'm female and I follow all the feminine stereotypes but don't call me a girl because I am also a snowflake. White = snowflake.
Anon you sound obsessed please god get off your phone or computer because you really need to chill. also bestie bff ajdjdjdj I wish I was middle class, I finally got a job where Iâm not constantly worrying about how Iâm gonna afford to pay bills n live but why would you know that, you probably read four posts of mine at most and decided you had enough information to send me some homophobic and transphobic asks to get off to! Get a fucking life, youâre a literal pathetic loser and the fact that this is how you spend your time and money makes me incredibly sad for you. Sending strangers online idiotic asks isnât a hobby, go take up knitting or draw some art, take up planting thereâs stuff that is better to be doing with your time that is probably way more healthy than being a hateful little asshole
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