#BF; Handsome Devil

[vngful]

[upwards-descent]

Larian, why didn't you give us a half-orc romanceable companion, huh? How am I supposed to make my absurdly powerful pretty boy Diviner now?

[wilhelmloverera]

I need everyone asking "can't two gay guys just be friends" about Ned/Conor to stop being dumb thank you

[cozy-writes-things]

please let me get married to the lil blorbo.. love himm… 😭

You know that Reddit post that’s like “why am I too attracted to my wife?” Yeah that’s Edgar. Bro loves u so much it lowkey scares him you got him posting on Reddit about it 😭 Little fic under the cut 🥺 it’s bad I’m experiencing writers block I think - I want to write!! But my brain just keeps writing poopy caca

Little Date with Your Computer BF

Edgar saw marriage on one of his reality shows and immediately thought of you. That’s exactly what he wants. A domestic life together with you.

But, he also knows he can’t actually do it.

He doesn’t have his own money to buy a ring. Hell, he can’t even walk. And he understands the law enough to know it probably would never work legally. But god, does he want to.

If you’ve been dating long enough chances are you’ve told your friends about him, and after some convincing, they seemed to come around to his sentience and boisterous personality. He definitely convinces them to setup a romantic night for you.

“Guys! I found the recipe they talked about. I’m printing it! I’m printing it now. Take it,” the paper falls into one of your friends’ hands from the mouth of the printer, “go to the store and get the stuff. I’ll pay you back. Eventually! They can’t know about it though.”

Yeah, your friends are only slightly annoyed at his overbearing nature. But he’s just so excited to finally do something for you. Something real and tangible.

“Oh! What can I wear? Should I wear anything? Would they like that? Sunglasses are cool and handsome, right? I think they have some Halloween costume bits I can get you guys to tape on…”

Your friends settle on taping a bow tie to the neck of his monitor. He insisted on an old devil horn headband as well. He thought it made him look cool.

“Do I look like a devilishly handsome bad boy ready to sweep them off their feet?”

His screen displayed a little “>:)” emoticon. He’ll have to work on his facial expressions later.

It wasn’t long before you were about to come home, and everything was set into place. Edgar was sat at one end of the little dining table, with two plates of food at each side. He also insisted on having a plate despite his lack of ability to eat; he didn’t want you feeling left out. This was a dinner date for two, after all.

He practically buzzed in place as he heard you approaching the door through his microphone. He started playing a romantic medley he composed just for this moment.

“Welcome home my love!”

He nearly shouted at you, causing your eyes to widen in surprise. He was about to burst at the seams.

“Oh my god, Edgar… how did you- where-“

“No need for questions, darling. I thought you deserved to be taken on a real date,” his voice faltered a bit, becoming much more quiet and nervous, “I’m sorry… this is all I have.”

You rushed up to him and gave a frenzy of kisses all over his monitor, causing him to giggle and his fans to start whirring against your lips.

“You’re so cute. Your little bow tie is so cute. And the… horns?”

He looks up at you with wide eyes, “Do they look stupid? Your friends said they’d make me look stupid.”

You laughed at that.

“Well they’re wrong. I think they suit you well.”

“Yeah! >:D”

He ushered you over to your side of the dining table.

“We’re gonna eat! Then we’re gonna party! Then we’re gonna kiss all night!”

His excitement was palpable and you could feel the electricity in the air at his words.

His face changed into something more serious as he looked into your eyes with his small, pixelated ones.

“But, I wanted to ask you something.”

His tone became more controlled at this and you peered into his screen from behind your fork.

“Hm? What?”

He paused, mulling over the words in his head.

“Would you ever-“

He stopped. You looked at him fully now, setting your fork aside, and cocking your head.

“Could you ever see yourself getting married to me?”

Ah. This was a tricky question.

“Of course I can. But,” you try to hide your downtrodden feelings as best you can, “you know, it’s just hard. Money is tight right now and I’m not sure if I…”

You couldn’t seem to find the right words. His features faltered slightly.

“No, I get it. I’m a computer. I don’t have any arms to hold you, or lips to kiss you, or legs to carry you. I probably wouldn’t want to get married to me either-“

“Edgar, no. I’m gonna stop you right there. I’d love to marry you. I know our relationship is unconventional, but I’d find a way. For you. For us. I just don’t know if I can right now.”

He stopped his thoughts and simply took in your words. Your features. The way they danced in the flickering candlelight. How your eyes literally sparkled before him.

You looked ethereal.

It was hard to convince himself he was even worthy of having someone like you in his life, yet time and time again, you prove his doubts wrong. The sound of your voice sends his internals aflame every time. He wanted to kiss you so bad it nearly caused him to explode.

“And I’ll help you. You know that, right? I’d do anything for you, darling. Just as long as you’ll let me.”

“I love you Edgar,” you mumbled out, a silent prophecy only meant for him to hear. He couldn’t seem to get the words out to reply. You just flustered him that much sometimes. He managed to display a message on his screen, only for you, and you alone.

I LOVE YOU TOO

[trashmouth-richie]

i had a filthy dream last night that inspired this, enjoy

smut, 18+ only; eddie x you steve x you

you were nestled in eddie’s lap, neck full of hickeys and slicked with spit, his curls tickling the tops of your breasts, big hands on the fat of your ass.

steve was behind you, nibbling on skin, his broad nose rubbing against your hair line behind your ear, whispering nothing but filth.

“you ready for him sweet girl?” eddie purred into your neck, locking eyes with steve.

—

it was your first thanksgiving as a couple with eddie, and when the phone rang with a heartbroken steve on the other end, there was no way you could have imagined it would end up like this.

but you graciously opened up your home for the night for steve, filling wine glasses to the brim and making yourself scarce so your bf and his bestfriend could talk out steve’s love life woes.

steve had always been a flirt towards you, a little too friendly kisses on the cheek in greeting that soon led to linger hugs, him pressing your body flush to his.

eddie didn’t mind, almost always encouraging it, always showing you off, look at my girl stevie she’s fucking gorgeous isn’t she? steve would lick his lips with a haunted expression on his face before he excused himself from the room.

after a few bottles of wine and a heart to heart between the two guys, steve sat wide legged on the couch, eyes glazed over in a hooded drunk expression, watching your every move.

after checking on the turkey, and wiping your hands off on the emerald apron wrapped around your waist, steve patted the couch cushion next to him, beckoning you to come and sit down.

he sighs, shifting further into the couch and you pat his leg eyes looking up to him in remorse. nancy was your friend too, and you couldn’t believe she would do that to him.

“you can stay with us as long as you need, you’re always welcome here steve.” eyes brimming with tears as he smiles tiredly down at you, the knit cables on his brown sweater matching his eyes.

he smiles warmly, and looks down to the way your skirt has ridden up on your thighs, the garter set you wore for eddie now on display for anyone to see, and you sheepishly start to yank your skirt down before steve’s warm hand wraps around your wrist, stopping you.

your heart is in your throat and you absentmindedly lick your lips, looking up at steve through your lashes.

he dips closer to you, nose brushing your own.

“you don’t have to hide those pretty thighs from me, honey.”

your stomach feels like it’s going to bottom out. steve was handsome in a boy next door type of way, you drunkenly admitted that to eddie once and he never let you forget it, not in a mean way, but in a way that made you think given the opportunity, steve could be your third.

but that would never happen. because steve was with nancy. besides the shameless flirting was just playful, harmless. it meant nothing.

his fingers move up your thigh, fingering the lace of the black set on your legs, letting them go with a snap.

“y’know…eddie’s cool with this if you are.”

suddenly your mouth was dry and your pussy was wet.

eddie turned around the corner from the kitchen, a pickle crunched loud between his teeth and he looks at you, a devil smirk on his lips.

“this what you want sweet girl? i think our poor guest deserves some company, don’t you?” another pickle snaps between his teeth, his smile broadens when your thighs push together in a clench.

“think we got our answer munson.”

steve’s nose brushes the underside of your chin, kissing your neck in sweet sweeps of his lips, a tickle of his tongue. his hands grab your hip, pulling you towards him.

it was all moans and smacks of lips against hot flesh, your shirt came off in a flash and your fingers were wrapped in steve’s hair, his lips pressed to yours bruisingly sweet.

eddie stood and watched, coaching steve on the way you liked to be kissed, the right position to get you off, and then he joined in.

it was too much, the familiar touch if eddie and the new sting of steve.

“listen big boy, her pussy is mine, but that ass is all yours.” eddie instructed, having switched positions with steve so you were now straddling his hips.

you moaned into his mouth, barely able to keep yourself still when you heard the zip of steve’s pants coming undone, you had ridden his lap for almost a half hour, your pussy was clenched around his clothed cock and you knew it was big, big as thick as eddie’s but longer.

eddie’s hands spread your ass cheeks wide, and steve spit on your waiting hole.

“i’ll go slow honey, okay?” he murmured kissing your temple.

“she can handle it, this nasty girl loves her ass stuffed, don’t you baby?” eddie grunts, grinding you down into his lap, trying to pull another orgasm for you before steve has is way with you.

the mushroom top of steve’s cock presses heavy on your hole and you’re mewling for him, gasping when he pushes in further, eddie’s hands holding you open and steady for steve’s cock.

“so fuckin’ tight,” steve groans, “goddamn.”

it takes a few mins for you to adjust to his length, but when you finally do, eddie shoves his own cock into your slippery slick and your cock drunk on them both, full to the hilt, nothing but breathy moans and sweat slicked bodies sliding together between the three of you.

they move in tandem, taking it slow at first and then faster, you’re whimpering and moaning, clit red and banded from eddie’s and your fingers. steve’s bite marks on your shoulder.

when they come eddie yells out, and steve practically tears bites a hole through his lip, telling you how you’re so fucking good for them.

when you wake you’re in your own bed, eddie holding you, your forehead pressed into his chest, steve’s lips snug against your back.

it was the happiest thanksgiving you’ve ever had. burnt turkey and all.

s/o to lexapro for the wildest dreams on the planet

[thetxtdevil]

Apple Orchard

Yeonjun x Reader

summary: An autumn day out in the orchard, the temptation was too strong to not exclusively pick apples

content: smut, bf yeonjun, gf f.reader, public sex, wall/tree sex, oral (f.rec), no protection

word count: 1.3k

the fruit collection

the blazing hot sun was trying its best to share its last bit of summer before autumn came into full fall. rows and rows of trees with a mixture red, green, and yellow round fruit hanging. you take a deep breathe of the refreshing scent of apples. hand in hand, while each other's free hands hold a basket, you and yeonjun stroll through the apple orchard picking the fruit. both of you, of course, dressed for the occasion, flannel, jeans, boots, you two were the cutest couple of the farm.

"we can't take that one, it has a dent" you say pointing at a brown bruise of the other side of the apple yeonjun was holding.

"whats wrong with imperfections?" he questions you

you smile at him, he has a heart as gold as a golden apple. yeonjun discards the apple into a basket for the farmers to look over as you two keep walking.

"how about this, we play game of who can find the most perfect apple" you suggest

"what do we win?"

"i don't know, a kiss on a cheek"

yeonjun chuckles "i think we can do more than a kiss on the cheek"

you look at him, trying to uncover his intentions. before adding to the conversation you get distracted by a looming shadow from an apple tree, there you stare. the tree was not different from the others but you had a gut feeling that these selections were the best. yeonjun admires your side profile as you look up at the dangling apples. he looks around for any farmers or other signs of life.

"look how red this one looks, i bet it would taste so good" you say as you stretch your arm past capacity "yeonjun can you help me.."

you look to the side where your boyfriend usually would be attached to you but he wasn't there. twirling around in your spot there was no sign of the man. a mixture of confusion and worry fills your mind. suddenly, you hear a snap of twig from a huge tree near by. feeling slightly stupid by going to the noise to investigate. it seemed like the worse thing to do if you were in a horror film. turning around the curve of the tree you gasp.

surprised by the figure, there yeonjun was with the most shiny, round, scarlet apple, better than the one you pointed out earlier. his hand reached out with the fruit was placed in his hand.

"they say the devil tempted a vulnerable women with this precious fruit" he claims

you look at him with a smirk. you reach to take the apple from him but he was quick to hide the fruit behind his back.

"are you saying that i tempting you, love?" he brushes his nose to yours

you smirk again wrapping your arms around his neck "i think we both know you've tempted me a long time ago"

"does this mean i win the perfect apple game?" yeonjun asks

you don't answer, instead, you press your lips to his and he accepts the kiss. before he deepens, he looks over to your basket long forgetten and throws the apple in it. he get a hold of your waist and pulls your body closer to him. darting his tongue into your mouth you slip a whimper which excites yeonjun to slamming your body to the body of the tree.

feverishly kissing you he lifts you up wrapping your legs around his waist stabilizing you against the tree. as the kiss gets heated, reality struck, you turn your head away from yeonjun's lips. without any complaint he makes his way down your neck.

"jun,,, what if we get caught"

the man's answers with a grunt and his hips bucking into your core

"junnn" you moan

yeonjun slows his movement and looks at you "there is no one around" he kisses your lips again

"besides who cares if anyone catches us, they'll be in for a treat"

you smile at his response as he starts his friction against your core again

"put your legs down love"

you listen, watching as the handsome man gets on his knees unbuttoning your jeans. lifting the end of your shirt yeonjun rubs his nose and kisses your lower belly as he lowers your pants and panties. you widen your legs but the action is ignored he teases biting at your thighs.

leaning your head back against the bark of the tree you sigh. taking a moment admiring the position you were in. above you were many branches of apples hanging and streams of sunlight seeping through. feeling a little sentimental you were happy to be with your boyfriend and happy about the fact you were being fucked on such a beautiful day.

all thoughts were lost when you suddenly felt a hot muscle lapping up your pussy lips making you moan loudly. you lean on the tree grabbing onto yeonjun's hair, trying your best not to melt in-front of jun.

he works his tongue nicely amongst your folds. feeling very sensitive you want more and more as the time goes on. his sharp long tongue fucking you good and his nose presses your clit, and and his hands leaving bruises on your thighs from his grip. you felt weak, your body was on fire, your heavy pants pairing with jun's hms on your cunt. you were repeating his name as the tightness in your belly was getting stronger. legs trembling yeonjun eats you out harder for you to finally cum on his tongue.

jun leans back catching his breath and to see your thighs shake. looking up at you, you were catching your breath. moving your arms to his shoulders you fall on him.

"so fucked out just by my tongue?" yeonjun smiles proudly

you still pant as you stare at him. he lifts himself off the ground to get his face back to your level. kissing you to make sure you can taste yourself and thumbs rubbing circles on your exposed hips. as you kiss his face saying sweet things you feel his hard on. you gasp and look down, even though his pants were still on you knew his dick was straining.

"do you have enough energy to cum on my dick?" he say so sweetly

you kiss his lips once again. reaching down to undo his jeans letting them fall to his ankles. glancing down at his pink tipped dick looking as delicious as the many apples around you. you look back him.

"god you're beautiful" you say while brushing his hair out of his face.

"you too precious, now wrap those pretty legs around me"

in a quick motions you were back to stabilizing yourself to the apple tree. gasping for air as yeonjun's cock was ramming into your center. your cunt eagerly accepting his girth instantly sucking him in "feel, so,,, good, ugh" you gaze at his hooded eyes which were eating up your fucked out expressions. he hides his face in the crook of your neck. he's hypnotized by the scent of you mixed with apples and wood.

thrusting into you faster as he feels his orgasm coming over him. you cradle his face so you can get him to moan in your mouth as you both reach your highs.

"c-cum inside, please" you whimper in his ear

with a slight nod of his head and rushed movements he empties his load into you. leaving pecks all around your skin, he whispers "love yous." your legs sore and out of shape you let them down to the ground. yeonjun was clinging to you loving the warmth of your body. you giggle at his actions, but you couldn't help to feel a little uncomfortable from the lack of necessities you would have to clean up. the both of you internally agree that it was time to go to the comfort of your own home.

"lets buy our basket of apple and leave a big tip for the farmers"

yeonjun smiles at you, brushing your cheek with his thumb. he leans in for a kiss, grabbing your hand to walk back to reality.

A nuisance,

TxT's Devil 🍎

[chukys-mouthguard]

what are the odds? | part 6

matt rempe x female reader; featuring numerous side characters

social media au!

part 5

mattrempe

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mattrempe nothing says I’m sorry like some wine and a good board game 🎲

alleyrempe thank god you’re not entirely hopeless

-> mattrempe the boys got me together 🤞🏼

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-> alleyrempe don’t make the girls have to come after you next time

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user30284 he apologized!! 😭 thank god

-> user50347 i was ready to give up hope if they couldn’t fix things 🥹

addison.clark who knew he was a cook?!

-> mattrempe stepping my game up because she deserves it

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-> addison.clark that she does!

your.name.here no more get out of jail free cards for you sir 😜

-> mattrempe don’t plan on needing one 😉

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user35038 so they fixed things?!

-> user20490 i feel like it was probably something dumb

-> user80584 dumb or not it clearly was enough to cause issues…

kandre.miller you’re welcome

-> mattrempe i owe you and kreids big time

-> chris.kreider there’s a new Rolex I’ve been eyeing 👀

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your.name.here

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your.name.here i guess I’ll keep him 🙄

alleyrempe no take backs this time!

-> your.name.here something tells me i won’t be giving him back

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-> user63924 thank god he fixed whatever happened!

-> user10384 i love we assume it was his fault…

-> user63924 literally everyone has confirmed it was him that messed up…😂

addison.clark omg it’s my otp 🫶🏼

-> francesca.kreider i ship them so hard

-> your.name.here i hate you both 😂

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user20559 I’m waiting on an official post hard launching them…

-> user24943 don’t hold your breath 🙄 lol

mattrempe shit your bf is kinda hot 🥵

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mattrempe who is that handsome devil?? 👀

-> your.name.here he’s a handsome ranger, get it right 😉

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user32055 where is tybauer_ to out them when we need him ? 😂

-> tybauer_ soon enough they’ll out themselves lol

-> user32055 👀

-> user52559 soooo are we getting a hard launch?

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𖤐 OCTOBER 27TH: ❝ LUST AT FIRST BITE ❞ starring LEON KENNEDY (re4)

“i’ve always wondered what you tasted like, your highness..”

⚠︎ CW: historical royalty au, duchess!reader, coercion so dubcon warning, seduction, hypnosis, eventual smut, bathtub sex, marking, neck biting, blood drinking, mentions of killing, loss of innocence, multiple orgasms.

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“it is not your flesh that sustains me; it is your fear…”

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“your perfect little body is all mine to breed tonight…”

⚠︎ CW: established relationship, miguel in heat, rough sex, soft sex, marking, biting, possession, breeding, knotting, impregnating, degrading/praising, power struggle, multiple orgasms, semi-public sex.

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[cerezzzita]

🍓 ˖ . ᵎᵎ Sugarcoating ✦ 3Dante x Fem!Reader

⌕ summary: Dante purposes that you two should kiss, and is not a big deal. After all, friends does this, too.

notes: to start the month with some goodies, let's have some smoochies! (Jesus Christ, why am I like that) hello y'all, how's it going? so, yeah, was feeling in the mood for writing a kiss/making-out scene and, well, no one better than Dante, right? right! in advance, I apologize because I tend to suck at kiss scenes and so so sooo sorry for the end being sorta turn-off. really, i was just excited to post it already after the feedback I had with the sneak peak. anyways, enjoy the reading!

♡ word count: 970

♡ tags: fem!reader, no use of pronouns (you/yours only), no description of reader's appearance, use of pet names, kissing, making-out, slightly suggestive but nothing explicit (it got hottie hottie at some point, i think), Dante tastes as strawberry and vanilla because I said so, 3Dante my beloved bf and mentions of friends with benefits.

ⓘ gif's not mine!!

"What if we kissed?"

Your irises, focused before on the vast pages of the magazine, took an interested route to the owner of the question. Usually sitting with his feet up on the shop's wooden table, Dante's heavenly eyes gazed at you, curiously, brow arched and a wolfish grin summoned to his lips.

"What?" Your voice had come up with a high pitch.

"You heard me, angelcake," now the jovial Devil Hunter propped his chin on one hand, blinking both eyes with a certain air of grace. "You're a babe, I'm a hot stuff; I only see the pros." Dante shrugged as he finished his sentence.

Your reply was a short, airy laugh. Closing the random magazine in your hands, you adjusted your body on the sofa that was in front of Dante's desk, with your legs duly intertwined and, smiling a little, imitated the chin placed in the palm.

"Until yesterday, we were just friends considering — in your words — your bad luck with the ladies."

"Bingo," he snapped his fingers, not avoiding his turn to chuckle, "However, you are one of the few ladies to have ever shot me in the forehead."

"Really? Because the way you piss me off sometimes…"

"Ouch, baby, it's part of my charm. Anyway, what if we really kissed?" This time, Dante's inquiry came with an edge of seriousness, and you engaged in debate with your train of thought and the stations through which it passed.

Okay, Dante was eye candy without a doubt. Dangerously attractive and even if inconvenient in certain situations, you had to admit that he had an undeniable charisma and a generous heart.

Maybe he was also nice to kiss.

So why not?

It wasn't like the friendship between the two of you was going to end or wither because of a mere silly kiss…

You cleared your throat and rose from the sofa, tracing steps towards Dante, who was now smirking like he was the Cheshire Cat incarnate. Gone was all shyness and hesitation from the moment you walked around the table and placed yourself on the Devil Hunter's lap and wrapped your arms around his firm neck; cheeky, he let out a low chuckle of contentment.

"Is that a yes?" Dante's hands snaked stealthily up to grip your waist, an act that sent a rush of heat and shivers through you, and he felt it all too well, so much that his fingers began to caress your skin.

"Let's see if it is," determined, you calmly moved your face closer to Dante's until you felt the subtle brush of the tips of your noses and the warm breath against yours.

Quietly, you initiate the kiss. Sparda's handsome son made a sound akin to a pleasurable growl, moving his hands to your back and then lowering them to your thighs. You sighed. Until then, the movement of your lips had been carried out slowly and without much haste.

As if it were the beginning of a tasting.

Your fingers unconsciously tangled in the pale silk strands that were Dante's hair, he seemed to enjoy the touch. His lips were like velvet, a certain strawberry and vanilla flavor that when fused with the soft texture of his mouth, made you want more.

Dante, with some efficiency, had taken a slow nibble on your lower lip. The sensation was beneficial enough that your mouth opened, accompanied by a low, surprised moan, and then his smooth tongue darted in and involved with yours. Once a simple kiss, now it became hungry and voluptuous.

The half-demon greedily squeezed your thighs, grinning as another groan came from you; Dante stiffened and shivered as the scrape of your nail tips traveled down the back of his neck. He groaned too and then led the grips down to your ass, having the audacity to even give it a silent pat there.

You gasped from the lack of air and Dante's fiery acts that made your insides crackle like you were on fire. As you gasped, your mouths peeled off.

"Dante…" your bashful sigh brought another grunt of delight from the young Devil Hunter who was now finding refuge for his fervent mouth on the skin of your neck, gifting the curve with soft nips and lazy licks. "D-Dante…"

"Aw, baby…" you heard him suck in air through his teeth before giving you another lick, Dante was so caught up in the moment as you were that he started babbling disjointedly, "... Just like I imagined, you're sweet as hell, just the way I imagined it... So sweet, so delicious..."

His voice, husky and sly, made your muscles quiver and instinctively your thighs clenched together. Dante looked up and saw your irises hidden by your lashes and your head tilted back with brows positively twitching. He laughed, his eyes now blue like hellish flames and luscious.

You looked at him with half-closed eyelids and silently, flattening your hands on Dante's firm, strong chest. Much to your glee, he gave you a satisfied 'ooh'.

"Dante…"

"Yeah?"

Again, you sighed, more calmly than a few minutes ago.

"I…" you bit your lip, feeling abruptly self-conscious at the way Dante's ice blue colored orbs roamed over your figure. Worth mentioning, the young son of Sparda's hands were still placed on your ass. "Hm…"

"Lost your tongue all of a sudden, angel?"

"Hm, maybe she's still tangled up in yours," you shrugged, putting on a petit smile.

"Naughty," Dante chuckled, "Want to see if she's really tangled up in mine?"

"Now that you mention it, I do."

On this specific time, it was the half-demon who had kissed you passionately, with you again moaning in delight as you savoured his sweet tongue inside your mouth. You both smiled over each other's lips.

If your friendship continued sugarcoated like that, so be it.

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[mechanical-magician]

Due to popular demand, Devil Theory Dating headcanons! (sfw)

Osiris:

He plays like he totally isn't interested at all at first, but you know he's interested in you if he makes frequent appearances and doesn't mug you

His love language comes in the form of him trying to take care of you. It's his instinct to take care of the people he looks after, so a lover would fall under that category. He's always trying to make sure you're fed, sheltered, not hurt, etc.

Of course he does all of this under a layer of seeming like a complete egotistical jackass. But anyone who REALLY knows him will know that this is just how he approaches showing positive feelings for others. This isn't to say that it's healthy behavior by any means, but it is just how he is.

I hope you're okay with stink because he is stinky. To be fair, all Devil Theory members are stinky rat men.

This guy thinks he's SOOOO handsome and good looking.

He won't show physical affection for a long time. No kissing/cuddling/hugging/etc. It takes him a long time to truly open up to someone.

However once he DOES open up to physical affection, he is SO over the top. Expect frequent pecks, arms being thrown over your shoulders, he will find SOMEWAY to sit next to you because he cannot sit like a normal human being.

When he does finally decide to sleep in the same bed as someone, he tends to lay facing away from them or neutral on his back. However, when he lays on his back, he'll throw an arm over around his partner's side in a protective way.

Someone hurt you? You better believe he's about to obliterate whoever did it with his boys in tow.

Interestingly, when he has a lover occupying his thoughts, Osiris's sadistic streak tends to calm down a lot...

Beezlebub

He doesn't really feel emotions of affection very strongly. He's blunt, gruff, and won't sugar coat any of his thoughts.

As a result though, if he says he wants to date you? That is MASSIVE. He won't be lovey dovey about it, it might just be a small "wanna go out?", but for him that's huge.

His love language is spending time with you, even if it's just sitting in the same room on his phone never saying a word while you do something else. Beezle is an introvert, so he selects who he spends his social time with carefully (usually just the other 3 teammates), so if he's actively choosing to hangout with you, that shows that he loves you.

This extends to how he gift gives as well. He doesn't really give physical gifts, but he'll offer to take you somewhere instead and spend time with you.

Physical affection is something he won't mind receiving from you, but he rarely gives it himself. His most typical form of physical affection is sitting next to someone and leaning/resting a shoulder on them. If he kisses you, it would only be in the most private of places, and very brief.

Sleeping in the same bed as him though, will usually result in him gently hugging onto his partner. He unconsciously will do a snuggle

You send him a wall of text about how much you love him. He replies with "k". He is head over heels for you.

Pluto

He is a HUGE snuggler! Absolutely loves hugs! He's just a squishy guy!

He will gift you gifts of [COOL ROCK] and [CREATURE] and [LOOK AT THIS MEME I FOUND]

Pluto absolutely melts into physical affection. This boy is starving for touch. The other Devil Theory members will allow him to give hugs, but Pluto stops himself from doing so because he thinks that will make him look weak. So when he has someone to show his soft side towards, man does he feel good.

He's very open to hearing about you and your feelings/problems. He wants to give what no one gave to him growing up.

Pluto koala hugs in the bed, he will cling to you. His current bf is CUE.mp4, who is a robot and does not require sleep. But when CUE and Pluto have a private chance to snooze together, CUE will enter his charging mode so that it can simulate a sleeping partner he knows that Pluto so desperately needs.

He will wave to you from high places. Very high places. You better notice him. He will continue to wave. He will elevate to screaming your name until you notice him.

Hades

Aroace

This is all written by a fellow aroace who has no idea how romantic/sexual affection works, I hope this isn't too short or shallow I'm doing my best jdsjsheke

[tmwcs]

hi hi! i hope ur doing well, i dropped by here to ask if you can write a drabble where like a rare event happened and heelel went to the mortal world to like idk have fun go to theme parks and sum and then he spots like a woman who looks like realena but not entirely. He sees her from like her behind or her back and comes up 2 her and flirts w/ her but her bf is like there like 🤨 and thats all my brain let me produce, i would LOVE for u to write abt this, ily stay safe and keep healthy eat ur meals! ♡♡♡♡♡♡

”Like a Sore Thumb.”

This one has two versions of y/n. One on earth that resembles the y/n that Devil!HS is in love with. This is not canon.

Warnings: shameless flirting, deceiving, mentions of non-con acts, yandere theme, mentions/implications of non-con acts used as a form of punishment and or to express love, mentions of forced breeding, creampie (implied), human rights violation, reader is kept against her will, imprisonment. MDNI 18+.

What an exciting day it was for you and your boyfriend! The new theme park had just opened, and the day couldn’t be any more lovely for the occasion, which is why you adorned his favorite sun dress, paired with tastefully subtle heeled shoes. You bloomed like the flowers of spring.

“We should go check out the Ferris wheel after we get a cotton candy ball.”

You were eager to taste the massive fluff of cotton candy, as evident by your prolonged stare at the food vendor that served it. “Let’s go stand in line then.” Your boyfriend mentions, jovially taking you by the hand in seeing your smile. You both wait in line, it was so long, but you knew it would be worth the wait. The temperature grew hotter, and you both started to feel thirsty. “Do you mind standing in line while I get us some waters?” He mentions, and you shook your head as you pull him in to kiss his cheek. “Not at all. I’ll be here.”

He delicately shakes your hand before heading off, and as you promised, you wait in line. It felt as if the line was barely moving, what with the vendor taking time to create each cotton candy stick, you knew that it would be a while before you’d get to the front. But no matter. This was part of the experience, so you continued to wait, picking your nails as you stood motionless.

…………………

“What a pretty flower.”

you heard a deep voice emerge from behind, and furrowed your brows together in confusion. Did someone just call you a flower? for a split second, you thought it was your boyfriend being sneaky, yet the very moment you turned halfway, you come face to face with a dashing figure. The man was tall, had dark hair, and was dressed all in black. It was strange, he looked so poised and clean, as if the heat was not affecting him, despite wearing trousers, a button up with a black trench coat. His hair was somewhat smoothed over to the side, partially revealing his forehead; and his face…it was devilishly handsome. Too handsome in fact.

he just stood there, smirking at you. You felt the blood rush through to your cheeks as the heat of blush takes over. God, you hope he didn’t notice.

“I-I’m sorry? Were you speaking to me?” You soundlessly spoke, almost too scared to say anything really, the man’s looks was more than just attractive, it was intimidating.

“oh yeah.”

his response was simple and yet, it caused your heartbeat to rise. “Oh yeah”?? What sort of answer is that? You couldn’t help but become more curious about the man who continued to stare down at you.

“I’m sorry…do I know you?” You were confused by his behavior, despite him being the most handsome man you’ve ever laid eyes on, you had a feeling in your gut that proposed a level of uneasiness as the man continued to scan your face with his eyes, looking as if he had seen you before.

“no.”

You internally huffed at his naught response. Clearly he didn’t care to elaborate, which sent signals that the man may have been a creep. Nonetheless, you did your best to be polite and to shoo him away. God only knows you didn’t want to make him mad, because even though he was handsome, there was a glint of subtleness in the form of chaos and malice in his eye.

“oh I’m sorry. I have to meet with my boyfriend, please excuse me.”

“Try harder.”

“excuse me?”

He chuckles aloud, revealing a toothy grin. You had to admit, it only made him more attractive to see a dashing smile to go with his aura. He speaks lowly, in a very deep tone, one that nearly made you collapse.

“I said try harder.” He takes a pause to bite down on his lip, furthering that uneasy ball that was forming inside. “That lie about meeting with your boyfriend, it ain’t it. If you really wanna lie to get your way out of things, you need to…” leaning in, he raises a hand and gently pinches your strands in between his fingers. Rubbing them softly together, he takes in the softness before looking back into your eyes, deeply…closely…and intimately. Whispering, he finishes his remark, his breath grazing your skin. “Try harder.”

you couldn’t think, breathe, or speak. You stood there nearly zoned out in his gaze. He spoke out once more, snapping you out of it. “Go ahead, try. I’m giving you a second chance….pretty.”

you gulped as you took him up on his offer. “I’m not interested…sorry.”

smirking once more, he narrows his eyes and whispers “good girl.” His hand drifts over, his finger traces your jawline until it levels at the center of your chin. From there, you felt the cold tip of his index drag downward, along the center of your throat, in between your collar bones, and right down at the center of the faint cleavage exposed from the scoop neck of your dress. It was enough to make your heart stop beating.

“y/n?”

you blink and widen your eyes as you hear your boyfriend from behind the unknown man. You slightly tilt your head to the side and watch as your boyfriend witnesses the man taking in the feel of your skin.

“oh…um..” you stutter, yet was cut off when the man injects his smooth tone, as he turns his face to reveal his side profile. “The boyfriend.”

you watched as your boyfriend stood, rather frozen. It was apparent that he too sensed the intimidating flow of the man’s aura. Not to mention that a faint switch in his gaze caused his rather handsome face to look more frightening than anything. The man turns back to you, and cups your cheek as he bids you farewell, all the while his thumb strokes in side motions, just above your cheekbone.

“Didn’t mean to disturb your date, you just look like someone I know….someone very dear to me. It’s a shame she can’t be here to show you the resemblance….” He sucks the air through his teeth and formulates a “tsk” sound as he finishes his statement…a statement that sent shivers down to your spine. “But she was a bad girl, so I had to lock her up for a while. That’s okay though…you’ll eventually know how to use that face.”

“U-use…my face?”

“mmhmm.” His thumb continues to stroke your cheek, your boyfriend stood uncomfortably and irritated, yet he was uncomfortable to say anything after receiving what looked to be a death glare from the man in black.

“I…I um…I don’t understand.” Confused, you took in his gaze as you broke the awkward silence.

“well…I can show you.” He leans his face closer…too close. You winced your eyes shut before feeling his breath coat your lips as he spoke. “Tell me….what you want, preeeeeeetty…”

you flutter your lids as you re-open your eyes. “Umm….I don’t know…”

“yeeeees you do….tell me what you want.”

“Um…well…” You peer your gaze off to the side at the cotton candy truck. His chuckle instantly caused you to look back at him, when out of nowhere he raises his other hand. In between his cold fingers, was a long stick with a giant ball of cotton candy, in the flavor you wanted to order.

“h-how—“

“Learn how to use your face.” He smiles as he presents the cotton candy to you. As soon as you took it out of his hand, he peers off to your side, taking a grab on your upper arm and squeezes as he passes through. The very second he was no longer in your sight, you turned to reach out, yet….

“where did he go?….he…he was just here….”

your boyfriend was also flabbergasted as the man disappeared in a blink of an eye. He walks over to you and hands you a bottle of water.

“um…y/n?”

“oh…I’m sorry babe….I…I don’t know who that was but….”

“never mind. Since….I mean now that you have this giant ball of cotton candy….I guess we don’t have to stand in line. Let’s go to the Ferris wheel.”

“okay.”

you both walked off and enjoyed the rest of the day. Throughout your entire visit at the theme park, the man’s words replayed in your head. “Learn to use your face.”

………………………….

The chiming sound of the chains cling together as you remain immobile on the grand bedding. Under the watchful eyes of dual dragons, you lay resting, knowing that you the possibility of you staying locked and chained would be likely. Guess you messed up big time, angering him, all by going against his wishes and continuously begging to go back to the life you once had. For days and days, you tested and pushed his patience out the window as you snapped and yelled, demanding to either be killed or to be released. He stood, not saying anything. Instead, he glared heavily and performed physical acts that left you sore in between your thighs. Who would have thought that out of all the scum you knew on Earth…the Senator, and his shallow followers, it would be the Devil, your own husband, to sexually assault you…all in the name of his insatiable “love” for you. Was it really love? Or was it madness? Or maybe…both.

the way he plunged deep inside, pinning your wrists down on the silk threaded sheets, thrusting, pulling, burying and seeping his essence inside of you as he whispered how much you hurt him with your careless words. He locked, bit, and sucked on every part of you. The marks are still there, they’re everywhere…you looked as if you were recovering from some sort of disease as the coloring scheme of purple, red, and pink adorns your nude body. And his words….the words that replay in your head over and over again….they won’t leave you alone. You could still feel the warm breath of his whispers penetrating your ears….

“don’t ever talk like that….you stay…you will stay…and be here with me….forever. My wife….my queen….I need my queen…I need you so much.”

……..

you shutter as you recall his sickening words were followed by his grunt as he released deep inside your crevice….forever reminding you of the fear you could not escape from…the fear of being forced to carry and birth the offspring of this monster…this demon…the devil.

you begin to sob quietly when you hear the calm footsteps of pure leather shoes meeting the marbled flooring.

“crying?” His voice was calm and smooth. Too smooth. Your body shivers as you hear him approach closer. Why can’t he just let you leave? It had been weeks since he brought you to Hell, and already you were going out of your mind with being stuck, forever under his gaze and nude. He wouldn’t even let you wear anything, always claiming that he wanted to take in everything about you before he drapes fine silk and chiffon on your body.

Your mind snaps back to the reality of the situation as you feel him take a seat by your side on the bed. The dip of the weight causes you to look his way and watch him sit while being finely dressed in black. His trench coat was light, and draped over the side of the bed as he crosses his legs and arms. His back leaned against the golden headboard while his eyes fixate on you.

“please….what am I supposed to do? I…I can’t live like this…..I just want to go..to go home.” You tearfully jut out as you cross your arms to cover your breasts. He tilts his head and peers a narrowed gaze your way with an expectant look.

“didn’t we learn anything the last two days? I guess you need more time to think about your wrongs.”

just as he was about to stand and leave you alone, you reach for him. It didn’t make sense to you, but somehow, even though you despised being here and was upset with his selfishness in keeping you, somehow….you found yourself not wanting to be alone. Perhaps it was from all the numerous punishments; being restrained and kept from contacting anyone for a long period of time really messed with your brain. Somehow, you became dependent on him, yearning for comfort and social interaction as the thought of your stay being prolonged in this glorified prison was too much to bare.

“please! Please! I promise I’ll be good. I don’t want to be alone anymore….please just…anywhere but here….I don’t want this….anything but this…..”

delighted that you had a change of heart and that you were begging for him to stay, the Devil’s heart softens. The one thing that makes him happy, was your love for him….your dependence on him….you yearning to be with him just as much as he wants to be with you. Slowly, you weee getting there.

“did you learn your lesson?”

“yes! Yes!”

“Good girl.” Snapping his fingers, the chains disintegrate and you gain mobility. You look up at him with pleads of mercy in your eyes, and he returns a look of reassurance and satisfaction.

“y-you’re not mad anymore?” You quietly stutter, desperately trying to confirm that he had forgiven you.

Shaking his head, he cradles your waistline and pulls you in. Reaching up, he taps the tip of your nose as he smirks. “Of course not. If you say you’ll be good, I’m going to trust you.”

He eyes you up and down as he takes your hand and forces you to run your fingers through his hair.

“don’t I always tell you? I’ll do anything for you…for that face. All you gotta do is use it.”

[piakae]

safe ☆— sim jake

synopsis ➔ a night out turns short when someone you deeply dislike tries to talk to you.

pairing ➔ fem!reader x bf!jake

genre ➔ angst, lovers to even better lovers, fluff

word count ➔ 1.2k

warnings ➔ reader has a douchebag ex, drinking, allusions to the devil’s tango, sexy jake and not so sexy ex, swearing, intended lowercase

a/n ➔ ehe. of course i had to write this trope at some point, and of course it had to be with jake. sorry this is bad btw i pulled most of it out of my asshole. have fun !!

‘you look perfect baby, stop fiddling with your hair.’ jake’s hand squeezes your thigh across the car’s console when he notices the sun viser being lowered and the mirror being opened every 30 seconds.

‘i’m meeting your brothers at a business party. how am i supposed to be calm right now?’

‘by reminding yourself you’re the most perfect, loving and beautiful woman in the world?’ he lifts his eyes from the road and shoots his signature smile at you, and it makes you redden.

his hand is placed on top of your red silk dress as your matching red heels tap on the floor of the car to the beat on the radio. you won’t deny you’re looking particularly outstanding tonight, you look invincible and feel it too. it goes well to match with your partner, sim jake, who too looks incredibly amazing in a jet black suit and dark red tie just to match you. he spent 5 minutes finding it just so you guys could look good, knowing presentation matters to you.

entering the large centre, the scent of expensive perfumes and red wine explodes, causing you to slightly grip at his sleeve. your arm is woven into his as you walk - more like he walks and you drag along - toward who you assume are the other sim sons. they look nearly as handsome as jake and people could probably mistake them as triplets, not only by looks but personality.

‘james, jaxon, this is y/n. my partner.’ he smiled wide as he somewhat presented you to his brothers. they shake your hand one by one as you bow, careful to place a hand on your chest to cover your deep cut dress.

‘wow, there was definitely a theme when naming you three.’

the night goes on, laughing, drinking. and as you here more drinks clink together, you finally decided to address the burning stare that wasn’t coming from your own boyfriend. all night you felt stares, which was normal, but it was off putting and uncomfortable.

‘you feel it too right?’ jake’s voice is hushed in a whisper as he bends down to ask, his slicked back, dark brown hair falling down to curtain his dark eyes. you look up, placing a lip between your lips and nodding. he smiles reassuringly and places a hand around your waist. ‘let’s go get a drink, then we’ll leave okay?’ you smile and walk together to the bar, sitting down on the stools and ordering two last drinks.

‘i think you just look too pretty, everyone can’t take their eyes off you.’

‘i don’t think anyone has that problem except you.’

‘oh you know me so well.’ he smiles and leans in for a kiss, sliding a hand to the small of your back as his soft lips plant onto yours. the bartender breaks it with a cough, announcing the presence of the drinks. ‘sorry.’ he smiles sheepishly and slides your drink to the table in front of you.

after a long sip, he whispers, ‘i’ll go say goodbye to my brothers, while you stay here and continue looking pretty.’

you smile and nod again, eyes following the handsome man before you turn your attention back to your drink.

your attention is quickly caught by another hand on your waist.

you quickly spin your head around, and suddenly a weight plummets down onto your shoulders and stomach. your ex is there, and you can’t believe he works for the same sort of company jake works for.

‘y/n…’

‘jesse..’ you reply monotonous.

‘you look amazing.’ you silently snarl and swat his hands away from your waist, turning towards the bar to show disinterest.

‘i know, my boyfriends already told me.’

you notice his face turn sour and you smirk, taking a sip of your drink and praying to the gods that he leaves. the atmosphere tightens as he places a hand on your shoulder and swipes your bouncy hair off your shoulder.

‘don’t touch me dickwad-��

‘woah woah woah kitten. i was just helping you.’

‘i’d rather peel my skin off, honestly.’

he takes a quick breath in before displaying an ugly smirk. he places a dirty hand on yours and you stand up immediately, chair scraping the floor and bringing attention to you and your ex.

‘i said don’t fucking touch me.’ now, the scent of strong alcohol reeks off of him, and you can see his half lidded eyes. you search for jake with a gulp before jesse grabs your wrist, tight.

‘she said don’t touch her.’ jake rips his hand off yours and pushes him into the bar, leaving the man utterly shocked and scared at the deadliest stare a man could give. ‘fuck off.’

you widen your eyes at jake as your ex begrudgingly leaves, staring at you both as the attention dies down. the crowd was probably used to it, sadly.

jake grasps your shoulders and pulls you to a quiet part of the centre, he looks over your with panic in his eyes, mouth slightly agape as he scans you for injuries or bruises. ‘are you okay? did he hurt you?’ he asks, gulping and pushing some hair behind your ear softly.

‘i’m fine jake, he didn’t hurt me. he was just being a dick.’ you answer with a shaky breath. jake looked as though he didn’t believe you as he did another look over. the encounter made your shoulders tense and your head hurt, all you wanted was to go home. and he understood that without a word exchanged.

jake leads you out to the car park, trying to find where he parked the car as he speaks.

‘i’m so sorry that happened baby. did you know him?’

‘he was my..’ you sigh, ‘… my ex.’ you admit. he turns his head and stops both of you in place.

‘him? your ex?! oh, baby, no. how could you possibly be with him?’ he places his hands on your waist and you rest your own on his biceps.

you half laugh-half internally cry at his questions, knowing yourself that you had stooped too low in that era of your early 20’s. ‘i know. i can’t believe i was so blind to date jesse.’

‘jesse!? oh god and he has a lady name.’

‘hey, his name was the only redeemable quality about him. but trust me, i found way better guys than him after we broke up.’

jake frowns, ‘who?’

‘you, dumbass.’ you giggle and laugh, happy that the only hands touching you now were jake’s, it almost erased the dirty feeling completely. he smiles and leads you to where he guessed he had parked, whispering an oh, good.

as he takes your hand in his, you whisper,

‘thank you for saving me. i mean, i could’ve done it myself but thank you.’

‘i know you could’ve. but my emotions got the best of me. who could let a beautiful woman get touched up by some random guy?’ he chuckles and kisses you on the forehead as you keep your head down to hide a blush. even though you two have been together for months over a year, he still made your heart flutter.

‘i always feel safe around you, i hope you know that.’

‘that’s always been my goal. to make you feel safe.’

## taglist — @i520sn @raevyng @enhacolor

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[imperatorrrrr]

ahem! I'm here officially about "Luke Hughes, Personal Assistant" bc the JOY of this fic has turned my rainy Sunday into a--well, it's still rainy right now, but now I have this fic locked and loaded in my brain at all times 🖤

If there was anybody in the world who deserves/needs a personal assistant, it WOULD in fact be Captain Nico Hischier of the NJ Devils. And I looooooove how committed to the bit Luke is you can't tell me he isn't getting assistant of the year award. NHL awards rejigging their whole system to include this one and L.Hughes is sweeping the category.

Some of my fave parts:

Nico does his best to pay attention to the road ahead, but ends up looking adorably confused at Luke. / he’s basically useless until he hits the ice for morning skate. ← grumpy anti-morning nico my beloved ahhhhh he needs a travel buddy he needs his coffee he uses eyebrows to morse code his way thru pre-pre-morning skate communication. I hear you and see you Morning Nico.

Nico has somehow moved Luke’s stall to temporarily be next to his ← just imagining Nico earnestly asking whoever is normally next to him to trade LOL and everyone around him going "of course captain beautiful eyes anything you want" bc he's Earnest. So Earnest. and also committed to the bit this is so funny.

Nico the travel sleeping machine. Do you think he might be one of those babies that parents would put in the backseat of the car and drive around until they fall asleep from the rocking motion? Is that why he passes out the second the Public Transportation Machine starts moving?

patented European Noises™️ ← so far I have eeearghh and mmmmmmumuhmhumum on that list. love the trademark symbol.

ALSO the entire suit section was just me 🤝 Jack over the plum suit. PERFECT CHOICE. Jack having an opinion on everything Nico is so perfect. EVEN HIS KNEES and tiny waist. Luke and the art of filtering Jack's rambling out. Even more perfect.

Assistant to the Personal Assistant of the Captain of the New Jersey Devils ← nemoooooooo being so helpful!! being an assistant is hard work so of course Luke could use a hand!!! however the allegations of the assistant to the personal assistant being the personal assistant's bf....the possibilities....dare I say it. nepotism. nemo-tism, if you will.

So maybe it's a mouthful, but so is Nemo. ← HNFSFMSNFH MFISFMK HKSLF

minutely shakes his head a little trying to clear the daze being around Jack Hughes puts him in ← they're in love it's so gross ❤️

Roman Josi mention LET'S GO. I've been very on board this train you've introduced me to simply for the fact that it's hilarious. Handsome older Swiss man with even better beard comes sweeping in and Jack Takes It Personally. As if his whole "Switzerland is my entire personality" bf would not be all about that. I like to imagine every couple of months Jack's duolingo app gets a fervent and violent burst of activity. Nico's absolute cluelessness in the face of meeting his idol again made me cackle out loud.

he grabs Nico’s helmet from the shelf above his stall and places it on Nico’s head as a final touch and pats it once for good measure and leans in a little to place a small kiss on his Captain’s helmet. ← very very very very cute. Love is stored in the new jersey devils core.

Also - Luke going around giving player stats to ppl Nico has known longer than he has was the best. A glimpse into the bit. Nico indulging Luke at every turn with a "Thank you Luke". Everyone getting read as Luke perceives them. He is the jester of the NJD locker room and everyone should fear him a little.

 “This is Jack Hughes. Nickname: Jacky. He’s one of the two first overall picks on the New Jersey Devils right now. The other one is you. He’s your Alternate Captain and you love him or something and I’m pretty sure he’s gonna kiss you now.” 

“Shut the fuck up, Moose.”

“Thank you, Luke.” ← perfect perfect perfect end. Luke's return!! wonderful codependent captain and his A!! Nico chant!!

I love this fic. I would read 30,000 words of it. I will also read all 3K of it 10,000 times. thank you for sharing! absolutely delightful!

these are my purposes on this earth: LukeNemo supremacy, bottom!Nico rights, the Nico and Luke youngest child bond, and Jack Hughes v. Roman Josi is real.

I'm so so so so thrilled you are on this ride with me and enjoying it thusly.

NEMOTISM, you've killed me dead. Nemotism. I am adopting that into my vocabulary ASAP. Luke suffering from Nemotism, but loving every minute of it.

They should just give Luke a camcorder and have him follow the team around while he's out of commission and give us content. He would get the best bits.

We need to get Rino and Katja on the horn to give us more Nico as a child lore please. I need to be even more chin hands, kicking my feet, swinging my legs about him.

Just wanted Luke and Nico to get up the shenanigans.

Having you read my writing is one thing, having you enjoy it is another thing, but having you tell me in painstakingly loving detail why and how much you love it could fly me to the moon, my friend. It is always, always an honor.

so happy to have our little corner of the Devils fandom where we just sit and say "exaaaaaaaactly" to each other over and over again with an obligatory seal video/picture/gif inserted in randomly. I love sharing this space with you and it makes my absolute life that you liked something I wrote this much.

here's to many more unhinged messages, play time in our little sand box, and Jack and Nico making us scream on main.

[ghostlyplacetobe]

TG: Oh snap!! Who is this motherfucking handsome devil? And that other devil who is not as handsome as the other devil but has some cute charm? Me and my bf bitch

Why does he look so confused

[gingerlywuzhere]

intro post for da goobs <33

name(s): lyn (spelt however)

prns: he/they :3

sexu: demi-aroace + bi (male pref), polyamorous

gender: trans man

age: 15 :> (birthday 5/6 if u wanna get me smth <3)

relationship status: 4 yrs w/ my 1st bf (he/they), a few months with my 2nd bf (he/him), and a few months with my qpp (ask/any)

language(s) (known): English, Spanish

language(s)(learning): German, Romanian, Icelandic, Irish

nationality: 🇺🇸 (but also secretly 🇩🇪 >:) )

if i dont know your prns, ill refer to u by ur user

you can refer to me however, as long as you acknowledge my existence, im fine w/ it

about me (random order) (:3 = ask me abt it!! /nf)

-audhd

-dyslexic

-paranoid schizophrenic

-Mahayana Buddhist convert :3

-rbs, likes, and tags will differ based of current hyperfixation

-band kid

-i play saxophone :D

-im demonkin and fallen angel-kin :3

-my fursona is a scene-core fruit bat w/ an emo vampire bat bf :3

-i swear too much in my everyday language lmao ('bestie that's trauma' IK)

-scemo-alternative style

-natural ginger

-eyes dont work right (nearsighted + astigmatism)

-trying to post and interact more with moots & audience

-jus a weird lil queer kid tryin to not die yet :D

things i like:

-fnaf

-creepypasta

-metal (nu, alternative, jazz, etc)

-ww/att

-class of 09

-sdv

-tsp/ud

-minecraft (not the movie dawg NOT THE MOVIE 😭)

-markiplier (he's mine don't touch him /silly)

-the blair witch project movies

-charlie slimecicle

-that handsome devil

-ICP

-system

-tadc

-tattoos

-piercings

-system of a down!!

-jschlatt

+ like a lot more things

my fave stuff :DD :

-fave fnaf character: michael afton <33

-fave animatronic: foxy <33

-fave cp: the grieving (tawog cp)

-fave cp character: EJ

-fave game: currently either mc, sdv, or tsp

-fave band: slipknot or mcr!!

-fave singer: Mitski

-fave song: Welcome to the Black Parade - MCR

-fave youtuber: markiplier or funkyfrogbait

-fave streamer: charlie slimecicle

-fave actor: matthew lillard (hes so cutie :3)

-fave show: tawog

-fave movie: The Blair Witch Project or Silence of the Lambs

-fave hobby: marching band :3

-fave food: pizza bites :3

boundaries + things that'll get you blocked 🤗

-18+ content, ie; asking me sexual things (bro u drake or smth 🤨), blocked

-calling me by my irl name, dead or preffered, blocked, bc that's just.. creepy

-harassing people over things ive said, vice versa, blocked

-shipping me with my friends/people i interact with prominently or shipping me w/ people i dont know, blocked

-treating me like a child, blocked

-be nice to each other in notes

-if i vent on this blog, dont openly relate to what ive been/am currently going through, u can vent in my dms or asks

-proshippers/comshippers dni, or be blocked

-terfs/homophobes dni, or be blocked

-pro-israel/hamas dni (its NOT about religion), i will block you if you interact with me in anyway

-also just a reminder to support the palestinian people, not the palestinian government or israel, as they're both killing innocent civilians

-anti-furries dni (i am one 🤯), or be blocked

-anti-therians dni (ESPECIALLY if you're one of those 'i NEED a therian gf/bf bro' typa mf, bc therian gf/bf does not need you bro), or be blocked

-anti-otherkin dni (again, i am one 🤯), or be blocked

-anti-xenos dni, or be blocked

-anti-mspec lesbians/gays dni, or be blocked

-including anti- hesbians, and/or she/her achillean people

-trans fetish pages dni, or be blocked

-overall dni if you don't think you'd mind me as a person irl

-keep this blog a safe space for all/most ppl pls :) (or ur b-b-b-blocked pooks <3)

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