#stinky rat boy Batchelor party

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Due to popular demand, Devil Theory Dating headcanons! (sfw)

Osiris:

He plays like he totally isn't interested at all at first, but you know he's interested in you if he makes frequent appearances and doesn't mug you

His love language comes in the form of him trying to take care of you. It's his instinct to take care of the people he looks after, so a lover would fall under that category. He's always trying to make sure you're fed, sheltered, not hurt, etc.

Of course he does all of this under a layer of seeming like a complete egotistical jackass. But anyone who REALLY knows him will know that this is just how he approaches showing positive feelings for others. This isn't to say that it's healthy behavior by any means, but it is just how he is.

I hope you're okay with stink because he is stinky. To be fair, all Devil Theory members are stinky rat men.

This guy thinks he's SOOOO handsome and good looking.

He won't show physical affection for a long time. No kissing/cuddling/hugging/etc. It takes him a long time to truly open up to someone.

However once he DOES open up to physical affection, he is SO over the top. Expect frequent pecks, arms being thrown over your shoulders, he will find SOMEWAY to sit next to you because he cannot sit like a normal human being.

When he does finally decide to sleep in the same bed as someone, he tends to lay facing away from them or neutral on his back. However, when he lays on his back, he'll throw an arm over around his partner's side in a protective way.

Someone hurt you? You better believe he's about to obliterate whoever did it with his boys in tow.

Interestingly, when he has a lover occupying his thoughts, Osiris's sadistic streak tends to calm down a lot...

Beezlebub

He doesn't really feel emotions of affection very strongly. He's blunt, gruff, and won't sugar coat any of his thoughts.

As a result though, if he says he wants to date you? That is MASSIVE. He won't be lovey dovey about it, it might just be a small "wanna go out?", but for him that's huge.

His love language is spending time with you, even if it's just sitting in the same room on his phone never saying a word while you do something else. Beezle is an introvert, so he selects who he spends his social time with carefully (usually just the other 3 teammates), so if he's actively choosing to hangout with you, that shows that he loves you.

This extends to how he gift gives as well. He doesn't really give physical gifts, but he'll offer to take you somewhere instead and spend time with you.

Physical affection is something he won't mind receiving from you, but he rarely gives it himself. His most typical form of physical affection is sitting next to someone and leaning/resting a shoulder on them. If he kisses you, it would only be in the most private of places, and very brief.

Sleeping in the same bed as him though, will usually result in him gently hugging onto his partner. He unconsciously will do a snuggle

You send him a wall of text about how much you love him. He replies with "k". He is head over heels for you.

Pluto

He is a HUGE snuggler! Absolutely loves hugs! He's just a squishy guy!

He will gift you gifts of [COOL ROCK] and [CREATURE] and [LOOK AT THIS MEME I FOUND]

Pluto absolutely melts into physical affection. This boy is starving for touch. The other Devil Theory members will allow him to give hugs, but Pluto stops himself from doing so because he thinks that will make him look weak. So when he has someone to show his soft side towards, man does he feel good.

He's very open to hearing about you and your feelings/problems. He wants to give what no one gave to him growing up.

Pluto koala hugs in the bed, he will cling to you. His current bf is CUE.mp4, who is a robot and does not require sleep. But when CUE and Pluto have a private chance to snooze together, CUE will enter his charging mode so that it can simulate a sleeping partner he knows that Pluto so desperately needs.

He will wave to you from high places. Very high places. You better notice him. He will continue to wave. He will elevate to screaming your name until you notice him.

Hades

Aroace

This is all written by a fellow aroace who has no idea how romantic/sexual affection works, I hope this isn't too short or shallow I'm doing my best jdsjsheke