#BEEFBABY?

[implosiveexplosive]

     @shocklocks  // thanks.

[thatlonelygleek-blog]

Finn, high: I smell like beef

Finn: I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef

Finn, yelling: I SMELL LIKE BEEFFFF

[mad-as-a-march-hare]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eZyspecXJE)

i’m obsessed with this little girl.

[ao3feed-lifeisstrange]

Life is Stupid

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/34JPvK9

by BeefBaby

When a camera crew gets assigned a project to document unconventional lifestyles, they realize they have hit the absolute jackpot when two gay bimbos come to visit their step-dad in Arizona. It wasn't in the plan, but now they are heading south to a small, coastal village in Sonora Mexico called Puerto Lobos.

Max and Chloe meet Sean and Daniel and the camera crew has got it all on tape. What happens when you mix a time traveling sleuth, her chaotic girlfriend who only recently learned how to NOT DIE, a disaster-bi mechanic, and his extremely- EXTREMELY energetic little brother? It's nothing good obviously. Watch as romance, danger, and chaos ensue, and these four learn how to work together.

No one can call you a bad writer if your intention is to write bad. If you are in the mood for a story that could be titled, "Life is Strange, but this time it doesn't hurt." then you have come to the right place. I come to serve comedy and comedy only. This fic is also supposed to feel like The Office, but if you don't like The Office- THAN IT IS NOTHING LIKE THE OFFICE.

Words: 3772, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Life Is Strange 2 (Video Game), Life Is Strange (Video Game)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Maxine "Max" Caulfield, Chloe Price, Sean Diaz, Daniel Diaz, Original character named Damián, Damián's dog, The camera guy, The sound guy, David Madsen, Karen Diaz, other characters from the series mentioned

Relationships: Maxine "Max" Caulfield/Chloe Price, Sean Diaz/Original Male Character

Additional Tags: Comedy, Romance, The Office, character interviews, Road Trips, gayyyyy, Not Really Character Death, Sean has a low-key drinking problem, but it's not that bad, Daniel is okay, Canon Compliant, Post-Save Chloe Price Ending, Post-Blood brothers ending, Time Travel, Telekinesis, my first fan fiction, Dog - Freeform, lots of swearing, Bad Writing, But not that bad, camera crew follows them

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/34JPvK9

[theslimy1]

BeefBaby from all the way back in December.

[stepfordgoth]

Like once a year I remember #beefbaby and lose my mind all over again

[incinase]

" boof. " ( “ it would be weird to die naked anyway. ” from beefbaby who has never worn clothes )

                                                     now, this. this was just too much. even the dog is speaking to him, & for some reason, shōtofeels as though he can understand… is this some false delusion ? some strange fever dream in which his subconscious has obsessed itself with the possibility of dying ? naked ? he looks at the dog, cloaked only its own fur. naked. the dog is naked. all dogs are naked… usually. his eyes are filled with some unusual fear & he meets beefbaby at eye-level. he says quietly to the dog…

                                                                 ❛   – what do you know ?   ❜

[abernathy]

Instant ramen with some raw noodle toppings for the extra crunch — the way Beef Baby likes his soups. Street flavors only. 🍜 #OnlyFansWillKnow @nbcbrooklyn99 @thelonelyisland . . #food #foodstagram #foodphotography #foodporn #foodie #foodography #noodles #ramen #instantramen #beefbaby #brooklyn99 #brooklynninenine https://www.instagram.com/p/CPhVFUZnn_T/?utm_medium=tumblr

[scott-summers]

this is my beautiful son #pixelart #digitalart #originalart #beefbaby #dogs

[joeldcastro]

Look Mom, I'm on TV! Got some screen time in last night's season premiere of Brooklyn Nine Nine @brooklyn99fox. I'll be in one more episode next week. Thanks to all my friends and family who watched! If you missed it, episode is now on Hulu! : : : : : : : : : : #romeroshenchmen #brooklyn99 #seasonpremiere #tvdebut #henchmen #tv #thebighouse #loudiamondphillips #andysamberg #centralcasting #freejake #beefbaby #fox11la #actorslife #background #season5 #staytuned #hulu