#BAJA BE THY BLAST

[thecupcakemedic]

nighttime/comfy coord for katsu, I call it “now WHO is rapping at my chamber door at this hour”

OP: Hoshibako Works

Socks: mademoiselle pearl

Slippers: uglyplants

Headdress: unknown (taobao)

Petti-bloomers: Night whisper

Baja: blast

[theghostavocadoe]

i lovvve your art.. chews on the screen

I went to microwave my ramen and came back to this

[purpledisastertwin900]

MIKEY AND LEO ARE THE BAJA BLAST DUO?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER

[sailor-cerise]

[image Description:

First image: a photograph of a sheep with its wool dyed bright cyan blue.

Second image: a photograph of calligraphy in black in on a white card reading:

Baja blast sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, gamer fuel.

/End ID.]

baja blast sheep have you any wool

[nikolaidelphiki]

i was just reminded of the fact that mountain dew is neither inherently good or bad, but its how you drink it.

[redheadedfailgirl]

Everything makes me think of her 😔

[ask-theredcrown]

our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

Narinder just. Looks confused.

Baja be thy blast, I guess?

[orangetintedglasses]

That... didn't exactly soothe his concerns, but moving along and getting into the armory was the only option they had-- that was where Wolfwood could safely take a vial, and where they could take stock and figure out what to do about the inevitable arrival of the cavalry that would, eventually, come looking for their men.

The numbers weren't even worth counting, but he did it anyway, staring at the back of Wolfwood's head as he rifled through the man's belongings. Eleven currently still-conscious people with who knows what kind of weaponry on them, with four question marks that could wake up in ten minutes, or ten hours. It... was not the best position for them to be in.

Wolfwood rose to his feet, looked at him with the same level of confidence as before, even bloodied and steadily losing a fight with pain tolerance. It takes a Herculean amount of effort not to reach up and cup his face, wipe the blood from his nose.

"Right..." he said in a bit of a rush, swallowing as much of his urge to fret as was physically possible, and moved towards the armory door. He didn't look happy about it-- brows slanted and creased with lingering concern --but he didn't have to be happy about it; Vash just had to keep moving. What good is moping about it now going to do, Stampede--

Another hand scanner appeared to be the only thing keeping the raiders out of this room. And while the screen was a bit cracked and splintered (the likely culprit being the butt of an assault rifle), it was still functional. Beyond the barely frosted glass panes (also cracked in spots but unrelenting, jeez), the interior of the room could be estimated; a large space with dark blotches along the back wall, cut with that Lost Tech bottle glass green. The reserves that their pals down here had been trying to get at, most likely.

Worth a pretty penny to the right buyer, probably... or a good way to get hunted down and killed for messing with the Eyes' things...

"Ashton said you should have access by the time we got here." Vash said idly, looking back at his companion. "Let's hope he's right..."

The sudden influx of panic is not what Wolfwood had hoped would flood his mind after taking care of one of the problems, but it's what he receives as Vash rounds the corner and witnesses him debating whether the pain is bad enough to take a vial or not. The bullets aren't... deep... and the pain is a solid five out of ten right now, but the bleeding is the concerning part.

He'll take a vial when they get into the armory. Then he can see how many more he'll get to stock up on.

Wolfwood doesn't respond at first, choosing instead to search the man. It's not that he's ignoring Vash, or even that he means to go silent, it's just how he operates when working. He realizes how strange (and potentially unnerving) that is once he finds the man's radio and clips it to his own belt, so he immediately returns to Vash only radiating confidence... despite the bullet-pocked blazer and shirt. Oh, and the bloody nose.

"I'm fine, Blondie. This isn't nothing to worry about," he attempts to urge them along quickly, before the adrenaline wears off and he loses nature's painkiller. "I'll take care of it when we get inside, yeah?"

Oof. Ow. Yeah, there's the pain. It's dull, but it's beginning to throb uncomfortably.

[corpish]

our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[mysticmuse0]

Baja be thy blast 😭

[bleedingichorhearts]

Well, I may as well ask for it then. A medival knight, you may choose if he is someone specific, he has you in front of him on a horse, keeping you close on this beautiful afternoon. I imagen you slowly falling asleep in his arms, his voice rumbeling in his chest as he tells you of the past mission or journey that kept him from you.

"Ough, one of the classics. Would. Fictional knights are so good. (Besides the unhonorable ones, unless that’s your type.👀) Also struggling to sleep. I should stop drinking the Baja blast Mountain Dew." - Ichor

TW // None.

|°𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕃𝕚𝕤𝕥°|

The grey horizon extends in front of you. The distance mountains covered in snow of the light gray cloud above you that has already released its fall of snow upon the grounds of the season: Fall. The leafless trees around you harboring some hefty snow themselves, some even bending at the weight while other, more older trees stand tall with the years of experience that it’s life cycle has went through. A rather true, healthy sight to behold despite the harsh cold that Mother Nature brings for the year.

Yet, you have someone to protect you on the coldest nights. The coldest days. Someone of who you like to call “your Knight.”

Your knight was- is an armored man of duty. Always fairing well on his promises and actions. A man of faith as he never pushed things upon you, and you would like to say he was a bit of a… romantic. A seamlessly one too with the way he thumbs at your stomach, keeping you close to him while he leads the horse forward. The hooves of the dark brown, four legged creature plowing and crouching the snow with ease.

His touch on you was however gentle with each stride the horse made. Never going past to push more into your stomach than necessary. Not wanting to make you uncomfortable with his own actions as his own helmet rests softly on top of your head, and surprisingly? It was warm. He was warm with all that metal covering him.

“How are you so warm?” The thought just spills out of your lips. Your form shifting slightly in front of him on the saddle. “I mean… logically you would be cold, right?”

He hums at you in thought, actually thinking about your ridiculous question that for sure would have labeled you as some sort of witch somehow. The people always ecstatic for some drama that could kill. You guess you’re lucky that this knight of yours has an open mind or else he would have already earned some coin from you…

“Well, for one, I have a cloak.” He muses, his tone light and sweet, but still masculine enough to tell that he is well… a man. His gauntlet that was thumbing at your stomach gently pressing against you to pull you back closer to your chest plate. His armor giving soft clinks. “Two? Is because you are the warmth of thy flame.”

“Oh!” You gasp at yourself, a slight blush rising to your cold cheeks, warming them up. Your form easily flustered it seems like… “You disastrous flirt!”

He softly chuckles down at you, his helmet nuzzling softly into you while a sudden breeze washed over the both of you, making you snuggle closer to your knight. The winters cold bitting through your clothing more than it could to his armor while he moves his arm fully around you. Again, keeping you close as he curls around you, protecting you from the cold and any other potential dangers of the world with his armored body.

“What have you done on your quest that made you so?” You ask, your eyes simply watching the white and gray landscape in front of you. Your hands coming to the side to mess with his cloak the whips softly with the breeze.

“Hmm, I simply thought about you.” A hum leaves him. His eyes briefly watching how you play with his cloak. “Thought about how your sweet words would praise me, and feed me delicacies.”

“Really? You should be more focused on the potential battles before you.” You sigh worriedly. Never keen on him thinking of you when he was possibly amiss in a battle. “What if you fall?”

“Fall? Me?” He muses, rising his eyebrow from underneath his helmet before snuggling you closer. His helmet sliding down to gently nuzzle into your neck, exiting a surprised gasp from you. The metal of it more chilly than you thought. “Never, for I shall always return to you. Either by soul or body.”

“That’s wholesome but terrifying at the same time, knight.” You sigh again, partly pleased with his words. Leaning a bit more into him. Letting your weight be held by the knight.

“Do not think too much of it.” A slight rumble goes through his chest as he speaks up as you nuzzle impossibly closer to him. “I will always comeback to you. Besides, my mission was not to bad.”

“No?” You raise your own brow this time, your tone more tired. “Can you tell me about it?”

“Of course.” He nods before beginning to tell you of his conquests. How he slays his enemies and challengers without scaring you too much. He especially tells you have the animals and critters he has come across before he can feel you go a bit limp in his arms that will still hold you no matter what.

“Rest with the comfort of my words my little maiden. I shall be here, holding you close.”

[redacted-metallum]

Our Doom, who art a Guy, baja be thy blast

[missrpmemes]

Shit my friends have said but they're ask memes

"There's no way I can answer that without incriminating myself. I plead the fifth"

"I may be spiritual, but these hands are physical and you can catch 'em for free"

"Your pants scream "I have a small dick"

"Some advice: become religious and pray to literally anything for help"

"You've made the critical mistake of "watch this"

"2 million dollars and we don't have a can opener?!"

"Look at him, isn't he so cute? I used to beat him up"

"I'm like doordash but for morphine"

"I can't see, turn up the volume"

"It's like if they were a stripper, and they were a gorilla. And it's great"

"Mean and gay are two of my best qualities"

"Day 1 of trying to convince my friend to fight a bear"

"I mean, if you're unemployed and unendowed, write a cookbook"

"Dabbing is a privilege, not a right"

"Yeah, that's true. People who get into situations like that are probably the same people who cross the street without looking"

"I'm going to break in to their house and move everything slightly to the left"

"________ once insulted me by saying "I hope your tombstone is written in comic sans" and I don't think i've ever recovered"

"________ is playing golf the way god intended”

"The rules of the road are for NPC's"

"Traumatic brain damage! Part of a balanced breakfast."

“A hex upon thy house! It’s called a lawsuit!”

“If there’s a clown in my bed right now I’m killing you myself”

"Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast"

"The Holy Trinity of Cooking: Air Fryer, Rice Cooker, Microwave."

“Alright, I’ve powered up a little bit. Lets go ruin that old man’s day”

"Tiddies does not excuse war crimes, _________"

"Any dick is detachable if you try hard enough"

"Goddamn. How long has it been since I destroyed Brazil, and people still consider me a warmonger? Like. Goddamn. Get over it."

"I'm too pretty to know how to do this"

"If it quacks like a duck, it's probably a witch"

“I love being right and correct and sexy”

“I can read but u have to spell it with an Australian accent”

"I give a pass to the murderer-- I draw the line at the capitalist"

"I'm not saying I could fix him, but I could fuck him"

“I drink Diet Coke, I fear no rice”

"We have a lot to do in church today! First: we ritually sacrifice Sonic."

[incorrect-gunslingers]

Josiah: Our father, who art in Heaven, Baja be Thy Blast-

[three-mad-lad-cats]

gang. homies. mothers and fuckers of the jury. does anyone have. some lovely great ace attorney art. for the usage of my mobile phone homescreen. you can tell I'm desperate because I'm posting on tumblr.com dude I can't find ANYTHING that is oriented for mobile.

i especially like arts with like, pretty scenic backgrounds or of the characters doing something (not like promo art which is all I can find) but regardless of those parameters please DROP THE PICS 🤲 please and thank you, blessed by thy spirit and baja be thy blast

[nedlittle]

baja be thy blast