#BAD ACQUIRED

[bacchuschucklefuck]

space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 126

You know what would be hilarious? 

Constantine comes into one of those meetings as he sometimes does every blue moon. Though the proper word would be storms into a meeting and practically slams a whole stack of papers down. “Can someone bloody explain to me why the American-fucking-government is trying to go to war with the fucking Infinite Realms?!” 

The Justice League is of course alarmed and confused- and also John weren’t you in Hell?! Yeah, he was, where the fuck do you think he found out about this? 

Now if you’ll excuse him he’s going back to the House of Mysteries with his now haunted trench coat. John, John Constantine what the fuck do you mean by that? No don’t just leave, don’t leave this mess just for them- JOHN! 

[edenprime]

One of the strongest points of Mass Effect, if not the strongest, is just how well written the characters are. From Shepard, to the squad, to the side characters like Anderson and Bakara, to barely-there NPCs like Ereba and Charr the lovers, Etarn Tiro the enthusiastic turian merchant, Kargesh the krogan who wanted a fish, Lia'Vael, the quarian who gets falsely accused of theft, and the Salarian who wants to buy a memento to his asari lover to remember him by once he's dead.

I feel like so many of them are memorable, and they all serve a purpose to the overall world building. The krogan show that they are not the violent thugs the galaxy has made them out to be. The salarian shows the struggle born out of building relationships with people of a species with a life expectancy so beyond your own. Lia'Vael illustrates what Tali says about the quarians being treated like second class citizens. Those small little side quests have a meaning and a purpose, it doesnt feel like they are Just There, and they add more to the lore of them game to those who care about that stuff.

[samglyph]

Everyone should give @potato-lord-but-not money I’ve acquired little guys. Look at em.

[demobatman]

YOU.

Holy Fucking Shit.

[mcytegg]

i have a very unlikely crack theory that FOCUS jumped in hearts suddenly bc they found a heart dupe. and the only reason they didnt get all 3 of them to 20 was so they wouldnt raise an unreasonable, incredibly obvious amt of suspicion or smt.

[sketchydoof]

The Project Armstrong Ambassador

[sky-snz]

(The only person around who knows guitars is sick, but yours is messed up and you need it, like, tomorrow.)

“Are you sure you wadt be to touch it?”

“Oh, you dod’t… *hsnf* have to order be adythi’g, I’b dot hungry adyway. But, I bead, if you’re offeri’g…”

“Just let be see.”

…

*hollow rattling* “…What’d you do?”

…

“*sdrff!* Where? Oh, this fret. That’s gdarly, *hsnrff!* I cad take care of that. Ady other odes like that?”

“Well, sidce I’b *ahem!* restri’gi’g it, I cad check and sand it dowd for you.”

…

“Cad you… take it, cuz I’b godda- ‘Esschh-!! *snrgk!* ‘ESCHhiu-!! *snnnrff!* Thagk you. Sorry. *snrk!* So, yeah, id the future just be mindful of leavi’g it sobewhere hubid, cuz… Well, I dod’t kdow how they do it in the tropics. I’b just sayi’g…”

“Oops. Yeah, I just swallowed by cough drop.”

“h-heiHt’ESSCHH!!-ieww, Fuck’s sake… hihh! It’s just the-hih! dust frob sanding, probhhably- ieyY’ESSCHHIEWWw!! *hsngk* ….Agh…”

…

“What happened is the ndut cabe off, see? So the bechadisb is just kide of id there. Heh. *snrf!* I thigk I cad fix it? But… Just hold od…”

“…AAESSCHHIEWWw!!! *snrff, ahem!* Excuse be. Thagks.”

“…How did you badage that?”

…

“Cobe here. Cad you hold this idside the body like this? *snrk!* I’ll just screw id the’hh… *sdrff!* Actually, cad you do it? I’b holdi’g it where it deeds to be, just… Oh doe-“

“USSCHHIU!!-*snnrgk!*-USSCHHIU!!!-*snnnrk!* ‘Kay, I’b godda let go- uH’schieww!! heihhHh, HRR’USSCHIEWWw!!!”

“Yeah… *koff, koFF! snrff!* …Pardod be, holy shit. I’b okay. It’s- whew. *snrgk!*”

“Let’s try agaid?”

…

“There we go. Those strings’ll stretch a bit, so you may have to tune it again later. But yeah. Wadda test the pickup?”

“There we go.”

“Doe sweat. *snrk!* She’s a beauty.”

…

“Aw, I told you dot to order adythig…. thagk you.”

[stupot]

You know I've worked at coffee store for going in 4 years now and my current store (my 4th one) is the only store I've ever worked at where I felt the need to ignore a good chunk of our regular clientele because they always try to come on to me. They are all older conservative men who tell me to smile, ask if I'm married, ask if I live alone, call me pet names and shit. I'm really at the end of my rope with it and I hope that me being cold to them will get them to take the fucking hint. You lost customer service voice privileges, sorry

[magnuspanoptes]

the thing about archivist sasha is that. you gotta write jon out of existence for it to work. the web marked him specifically because it singled him out as the agent that would help fulfill its designs and jonah's primary reason for picking jon was also that he came pre-marked by the most dangerous, bothersome entity. bootstrap paradox type plot point. ergo in a universe where he isn't archivist, mr spider never happened, but mr spider is a defining character backstory moment for him. he would've never joined the magnus institute if he hadn't had that traumatic episode. so. to conceive an archivist sasha au a) you have to give sasha her own version of a guest for mr spider; b) jon isn't marked by the web and is a completely different person because of it and doesn't work at the institute. otherwise, to explain his presence there you have to give him a traumatic episode with some other entity (like tim and the stranger)

now you can just say wow what the hell this is fanfiction you can do whatever you want forever. thats true ✌️ unfortunately i have the overthinker's curse and cannot overlook this. also jon and elias's fates are entwined in every universe amen

[spicyvampire]

Alright this is all I'm gonna say about this but after 10 episodes this show whole moral goodness dilemma/debtors vs rich people before the climax in the next 2 episodes: Joke better not be the only one growing and understanding stuff, Jack needs to have also acquired some level of moral nuance during these 10 episodes too, after being a debtor/becoming a debt collector/helping people while being their debt collectors/"freeing himself" from that situation/and spending his whole life watching people exist in that infernal cycle with no way out, he should have moral nuance, and we are at a stage he should understand his boyfriend's way of thinking now to a level that Joke lying to him about the ring shouldn't be an issue that takes more than 10/20 minutes to digest, forgive Joke and come up with a plan to fix it together with Joke and the gang all in that time frame

[lena-kieran-zor-el]

“Arcane Critical” why don’t you go crit yourself into touching some grass you absolute walnuts

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 146

So. Dan is a combination of both Danny and Vlad. Which he has never had an issue with before, but this is just frustrating. It’s not like he can’t deal with the fact the combination of the obsessions forms a protect family one, and he can deal with it. It’s not like he has one anymore. 

Which is where the gobsmacked annoyance came from- he was planning on destroying his sort-of past-self, showing this was inevitable. But his obsession, apparently like his old man, decided instead to latch onto the kid, definitely not helped by the fact the brat is like two years dead. If that, he can’t recall, all his ghostliness knows is that the brat is a fucking baby. 

He was going to destroy him, he swore! That had been the plan! So how the fuck did he get to helping the brat and the brat’s Jazz packing bags to run away? How the fuck is he responsible parent material, because he is damn sure he definitely isn’t. 

Damnit. He’s taking this half-grown clone daughter too. Fuck Vlad, he can rot in that thermos and the Fentons can stay trying to figure out why the portal is no longer working. Being the responsible one sucks though, he’d rather go back to destroying the world but killing the league a second time also sounds like too much work right now. Damnit again. 

[here-comes-the-moose]

One of my headcanons is that Echo can drink pretty much anyone under the table. The Bad Batch saw this for the first time they went out and were calling Rex like “should we bring him to the hospital???”

[worstloki]

love the idea of the Avengers adding new members but being stingy about rooms so the OG Avengers each get their own but Bucky and Loki are forced to share one under the guise of it being 'healthy interaction'

[bookofmirth]

so is the hope that people are so desperate for acotar5 that they will buy this anniversary set as a proxy? To fill the void? This ACOTAR for Men™ set? Distraction or money grab, which one is it (both)