#Axel answers

[sugary-spider]

Whats ur take on wambus.... I need more

..I don't have a lot of takes, but wambus I love him so much. A lot of never ask me for my takes on here../silly

WARNING : AXEL FUCKING RANTS A TON

I hate how hes mainly seen as this evil angry guy or just grumpy (mad yk) and its like..Yuck..A lot of people just would rather only view triffany as this saint and wambus is this evil bad guy. Sure hes mad lookin but like..Thats like saying filbo is dumb when he isn't, sure hes an sweet hyperactive guy thats prone to accidents but he isn't dumb. Thats an grown fucking man y'all.

I loved how he missed triffany so fucking much, he made an cactus literally look like her and as well as would basically (even from the one or two moments we seen it in gameplay) tell cactriffy about his day. And Y'ALL. Cactriffy is literally just cactus + triffy,, which is the nickname he gave to triffany!! And at best, you can just see how much he loves triffany from that and so much more.

Triffany work requires her to be away a lot, which is understandable but her and wambus literally had an farm together and wambuses whole issue was property and money. Farms are extremely hard to take care of, especially even with just two people. Wambus is an stubborn guy, and he loves his wife. He probably took care of that farm all by himself while triffany was away. I understand if y'all don't understand how farm and ranches are, but they're just..So hard to take care of. Especially with how utilities and so much more costs.

(this is coming from someone who just knows someone an good few ppl who like..literally grew up on an farm 60/40% of their lives this just me blabberin about that yk so my bad if I don't get the whole picture right. But like..Farms/ranches are so HARD to take care of unless you know what to do and such!! Like farms cost around 600 - 10000+)

So just imagine with how that feels, especially with how we know wambus is so okay with triffany going off on her own dreams while he was kinda struggling with his. He started an farm on the island because it was "more cheaper on mainland" and hes right, even if everyone was kinda shitting on him about it. But thats like his dream, and so much more. I like to even think wambus came from an huge or generational line of farmers, ranchers, just country-side work basically. Which would also make so much more sense in an way to understand how Wambus would understand heavily and support his wife on her journey and job of being an archeologist while also trying to find out what happend to her mom. Im not gonna shit on triffany either, but like. You gotta understand how wambus feels, he probably (and I think he did!! Pretty sure he did) lost the farm. And like I said, I like to think the farm was an family farm that was past down onto him. And he lost it.

I know triffany would try to console her husband, but she also now had to be this bread winner because of wambus losing this huge money maker but then just also caving underneath it due to all these taxes and so much more, that the list is just too much. Plus they're both workaholics so she probably never stayed long to console him or help him, only when she had to stay in an way she would or try to.

"Hes such an violent and angry guy! Triffany should leave him, hes so mean and-" Are we talking about the same guy? Cause NO WE ARE NOT?? He most likely has emotional dysregulation which is caused by stress!! And he just WENT through an stressful time period of his life!! (Stole this hc from an lovely bro ham of mine -> @loched-off 💪😼)

Also fear of failure. That can and is implied to be most reasons WHYYY he lashes out and hes always regretful of his actions by the way. Like when filbo got launched by an bunger due to his causing by throwing sauce at him,, and he was literally so regretful of it. Even asked the journalist to PLEASE check up on poor filbo.

Not to mention, probably due to his failure fears present and past, is kinda why people can see how triffany and wambus dynamic is 50/50 of great and needs some work.

But even then, triffany doesn't mean it. Shes looking out for wambus best interests, especially with how she knows wambus hates failure and hates failing so badly. Especially with how.hes gonna lash out, and view it as anything more than bugsnax not growing. He just lost his farm, something he worked so hard on. And now hes losing his little thesis of bugsnax growing..

And he did. He was so heart broken, and his voice you can just TELL this mans heart shattered into billions of peaces. Even if he has an not so hyperactive and has monotone tone in his voice, you can just..Still tell hes heart broken. He started giving up on HIMSELF, and hes STUBBORN Y'ALL.

DO YOU KNOW. HOW HARD,, AN STUBBORN PERSON HAS TO HIT ROCK BOTTOM TO BE LIKE..

"My hopes and all my work, was all for nothing. Im just an big ole failure."

Y'ALL. THIS MAN HAD ME CRYING AND NEEDING TO TAKE FIVE (You can tell im like..maybe more a wamby fan than a triffy one..I lobe blue hair and prns farmers....)

I like to think he also was made fun of for his feelings back then. Especially cause of like..Of grumpus world is like our world, him as an man would've been definitely made fun of for crying. Especially if this is..Something so heavy and meaningful to him,, he was definitely sobbing and pouring his heart out but only to be made fun of. Or had his problems seen as something so little..

And triffany *may* had accidentally had some help in it in an way, since she worked so much due to being an workalcoholic and its her passion. She loves archeology and wambus could never ever in an million years deny his wife of her happiness like she could never deny wambus his. Even though, that ended up with them fighting. Especially wambus putting his foot down on not wanting to be somewhere he can't grow plants other than cacti. Especially if he was so hyperfocused on sauce plants, and only ones that grow there are hot sauce or cheese,, but we seen wambus grow an wide variety. He wouldn't really wanna just only ever be able to grow two types of sauce plants.

Also just supperr self indulgent,, I like to think he has one or two actual degrees in some sort of botany or farm work..Plus hess ermm Audhd cause I said so. Sorry NOT sorry. <3

Also, I have an BUNCH. Of wambus hcs :3

-> Wambus is hispanic,, (You can pick whatever one, just I like mexican wambus a lot..)

-> Knows spanish, especially cause he lived in an heavy spanish speaking area.

-> Always worked on an farm/countryside, he loves talking about his childhood. You can tell by how much he smiles when talking about it

-> An shy kid in public due to his family always wanting him to speak english heavily in school, but was an rowdy kid that would say curses in spanish

-> He LOVES dogs and cats. He had an hunting dog when he was little, also talks about that dog a lot. Her name was brownie .. Had an barn cat or two, both were name Charolette and Scarlett.. :3

-> Was held back an grade or two, only because of how he worked more than was in school. But he isn't dumb, hes slicker than a fox.

-> he is TEXAN. Take it or leave it /silly

-> Hes an introvert extrovert heavily. Just due to people getting off putted by his natural 'bitch face' a lot of people don't talk to him.

-> Knows a lot about death, especially since he lived on an farm. One of his jobs he would've been fine with is an flower guy for funerals.

-> He *has* an childhood gothic friend. They talk alottt.. (is this based an oc x canon dynamic from me and my partners au?..Maybe..You'll never know sorry not sorry)

-> Due to the two other hcs,, its also how triffany was drawn to him heavily. Just..so heavily, cause he never overreacted to her funfacts and really really gruesome and horrifically details facts other than asking more about it. Cause he genuinely wanted to know.

-> I will NEVER. Give up my most famous hc of wambus being an girl dad.

-> Hes also really good with kids surprisingly. Even though his back would be hurting so much, he will teach kids how to climb trees safely or not, and go on and on about his own childhood stories. Once taught/told an kid about the time he ran away from bees. Spent the day helping the lil' kiddo try to find an bee hive before an accident happend and they both ended up stung badly.

-> He loves summer and spring..Especially spring, he gets so giddy about it.

-> Youngest. He is the baby of his family, was always picked on but is now the strongest between them. Gets called little blue or baby ox tho. They make fun of him but hes gotten used to it..💔

Thats it..Just I LOVEEE wambus. Ty for asking my opinion on him..Hes my favorite and I genuinely wish people loved him just as much as people loved triffany..

[axelthegreat101]

hi homie!! I was just wonderin, feel free to ignore but I saw u know abt Deadpool and was curious if u’d ever write Deadpool x reader headcanons? :> again, no pressure I’m just curious

Hi homie! I have been planning to start writing for him, so I’m going to start now. I’m going to put it on my masterlist, and then you’ll be able to request for him :D Thanks for asking, hope you’re doing great 👍 if you wanted head cannons then can you please send another ask with specifics cause I’m only just starting with him.

[pixel-axel]

i wanna send an ask cause you did but i have no idea what to write here 😭 uhhhh goo goobie

goo goobie

[axelxreyes]

△ What's one thing he regret doing and would change if he could turn back time?

"I regret distancing myself from my ex, Izara." Axel admitted. "I did it for her safety. I ended things because things in my line of work... well, I felt it was too dangerous to have her around. That at any moment, harm would come to her." He said. "But... fuck, I miss her. She was one of my first best friends and not having her around feels like I don't have part of me. Like I'm missing a fucking limb all the time." Axel ran a hand through his hair and let out a sigh. "So as much as I do believe not having me around is safer for her... Part of me wishes I wouldn't have made that decision for us. That we could have decided together, instead."

@izaralevine

[watchdogsworld]

This is the woman who got in a fight with me over the name of the Rattus genus you're talking to.

Noted

o7

[littleonixel]

Give ♡ this ♡ to ♡ the ♡ twelve ♡ nicest ♡ people ♡ you ♡ know ♡ if ♡ you ♡ get ♡ five ♡ back ♡ you ♡ must ♡ be ♡ perfect ♡ ❣

Please, I love y'all, you guys are sweet TT💜

[luxmoogle]

Honestly axel is amazing. I've had a hard week and I really more anticipated just a response which I love reading. Seeing a drawing in response made my whole day. He's geourgous. And hearing you've drawn more makes me wanna see. Luxmoogle you are amazing and I can't wait for the next post u make.

Sorry about your week, hope the next is more on an upward slope.. Thank you, that's very sweet~! ♡♡ I'm just gonna go and use this ask as another template for some Axel related content, surprise!

Intermission AkuSai

[aro-culture-is]

Aro culture, specifically alloplatonic, is developing random urges to kiss your friends on the cheek and lowkey being terrified to bring it up with them because them thinking you're hitting on them is a very real possibility

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[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Mirai and George together perhaps? Their friendship is very sweet to me and you draw them so fluffy~

Amigos :)

[autumn-may]

(Xaldin for his whole ‘ouuuugh I hate hearts I hate love it’s purposeless and horrible’ thing he does, that’s divorced behavior)

[leonids-lime]

If you do ships, may you please do Axden? If not, may you please just do Axel?

seems fruity

[sugary-spider]

Idk any of your bugsnax ocs but could you maybe say what each of their favorite bugsnaxs are? Or maybe which grumpuses they like or dislike?

I have like an billion but thats cause of au stuff but I'll answer this with my sona!! >w<

Vantooth doesn't really eat bugsnax, but if they had to choose an favorite, they're top favorites would be any sweet bugsnax!! More or so definitely millimochi or gummy snakpod

Any other bugsnax they like would be an crapple or scorpenyo, maybe even an crystal sweetiefly cause it reminds them of some of their fav grumps back home!!

Vantooth doesn't really hate or dislike anyone, but they are paranoid of shelda and cromdo, they don't like the acts they do.

Ermmm take this sillay vanny thing I made awhile back when stressed :3

!!If you have any other questions about vanny don't be afraid to ask!!

[axelthegreat101]

🫂 ily dude! :D /p *skedaddles away*

awwww, ily too homie 🫂💕💕

[pixel-axel]

how does it feel being short

i wouldn’t know cause i’m NOT you idiot.

[axelxreyes]

∗ 25﹕ an urgent text . - isabelle

axel: if you could give me a step by step on how to extract a bullet, i'd appreciate it. axel: now. axel: answer the fucking phone

[watchdogsworld]

Yeesh! At this rate there'll be no good head foods for us left! We'll have to start smuggling them off planet or something.

If yeh want to be a part of "the crew" it's expected you'll pay an equal amount. The next grocery run is going to be in a week. If you join now I think Hank's still there.