#Avalos

[myxineye]

blackbeard pirates for the op met gala zine 🎉

[stilwaterangel]

doodles of some sr1 women

[mmonetsims]

recent sims of september

[groovycatanime]

The Blackbeard Pirates, if they ever learn what Bonney's true age is... (Spoilers for Chapter 1098)

Blackbeard, who looks like he's having a crisis: ... Burgess: ... Shiryu: ... Augur: ... Pizarro: ... Laffitte: ... Devon: ... Wolf: ... Vasco: ... Doc Q: ... Kuzan: ...You propositioned a 10-year-old. Blackbeard: I didn't KNOW she was 10 at the time! She has an age altering fruit! She was an adult woman when I caught her! If I had known, I NEVER would have said anything! I'm a villain, not a monster! Laffitte: Nobody is blaming you, Commodore. We all thought she was an adult. Augur: I suppose it's a fortunate turn of fate that you left her untouched with the Navy back then rather than just taking her. Devon: Why are you even freaked out over this? You didn't even screw her, and you're a pirate, for god's sake. I'm surprised it even bothers you. Blackbeard: A line has to be drawn somewhere for everyone, Devon. For me, it's pedophilia. Kuzan: (I guess I should be relieved Blackbeard is that much decent...) Vasco: Eh, if Bonney was in her adult form, I'd still do her. Rest of the crew: ... Shiryu: *slowly draws sword*

[feminineflavors]

🥥🥥🥥

[queen-of-snow000]

I made another one

Devon’s placement doesn’t feel right but I didn’t know where else to put her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[venomroad]

[bigboyplaya]

yo why is her luzussy out 😭

[butters-the-simp]

Sanjuan and Pizzaro have a very thought provoking chat

[meloarto-me]

Blackbeard's Pirates x You

Something quick, because I was bored and haven't posted anything in a long time.

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I hope you enjoyed it (: Again, I apologize for the mistakes.

Box Opened <3

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Marshall D. Teach: *Eats a Cherry pie and sips it with alcohol*

You: Can I have a piece of cake?

Marshall D. Teach: No *slices of cake fall from his mouth*

You: 😩 I won't bake you any more cherry pie.

Marshall D. Teach: What!

You: Bake it yourself *stands up and walks away*

Marshall D. Teach: *Has already given you a piece, but you leave. (The sad admiral will no longer have a delicious cake from you)*

Jesus Burgerss: *taps his muscles/shows off in front of you*

You: your vein is about to burst old man

Jesus Burgers: 🙁 *sad_puppy.exe*

You: *sighs*. Come on give me a hug *spreads arms*

Jesus Burgess: *hugs you* Thank you! *happy child child.exe*

(You are in the stork's nest)

You: I want to eat...

Van Augur: Then go eat

You: No

Van Augur: *looks at you with this look on his face 😐*

You: 😩 I don't want to go down

Van Augur: I'll drop you and you'll be closer

You: 😐

Van Augur: 😉

Laffitte: *stabs you with grace*

You: Tap me again and I'll shove this stick up your ass

Laffitte: *stabs with a smile*

You: I'll KiLl you you whore!

Laffitte: *runs away screaming like a little girl*

You: *takes a kitchen knife. And you run after him*

Jesus Burgess in the background: 😬

Doc Q: *is as sick as ever and lies on the floor*

You: Are you dying?

Doc Q: Yes for many years, I was born in the wrong body

You: Whatever, more important question *you look at him* Can I take your body after death?

Doc Q: What-

You: Body, your, I will take, after, garbage?

Doc Q: ...No....

Shiryu: *smokes a cigar and wipes his sword clean*

You: Fucking smoker *whispers*

Shiryu: *looks at you* Did you say something?

You: Nooooo~~ *Innocent eyes*

Shiryu: I heard what you said

You: 😇 Well what are you addicted to and you will die, plus you are poisoning my precious air 😇

Shiryu: I'm not an addict, if I wanted to I would stop

You: Then you have a challenge, stop smoking

Shiryu: ...

Avalo Pizarro: *Playing with a cat*

You: *looks at him*

Avalo Pizarro: *starts purring like a cat*

You: I knew he was Furry *whispers*

Avalo Pizarro: *continues to play with the cat unconsciously*

You: *Takes pictures of him with the cat from hiding*

Vasco Shot: *Drinks alcohol like water*

You: *looks at him, ponders something*

Vasco Shot: *feels your gaze on him. I look at you* Topu~ Topu~ Topu~ what are you looking at me like that? *cough*

You: *folds hands in front of you*

60% of the mass of the human body is water, but in your case it's Alcohol.

Catarina Devon: *Reviews herself in the mirror*

You: *sits politely beside her*

Catrina Devon: God~ how I wish I was the most beautiful woman in the world

You: You are beautiful, the most beautiful!

Catrina Devon: *you say right away*

Catarina Devon: Oooo~ how lovely!*Hugs you to his chest*

You: *You try to breathe into her ample m breasts*

Sanjuan Wolf: *sleeps*

You: *sleeps on him*

Kuzan: *sleeps*

You: *touches him on the cheek*

Ey are you sleeping?

Kuzan: *tries to ignore you*

You: Ey don't sleep. *continues to poke him*

Kuzan: Let me sleep. *takes you in his arms and buttons you to sleep with him*

You: 😊

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[badassbbpirates]

Blackbeard Pirates Art Skills Headcanons

Basically, my headcanons on what type of artists Blackbeard and his crew could be. Do what you will with this information.

Blackbeard: He's not the greatest artist, but he's not terrible either. He can do pretty good sketches of people, animals and objects, which he takes some pride in.

Burgess: He's about as good an artist as Luffy is, which is to say he's not very good. For this reason, he's not allowed to help draw up a raid plan for the crew to embark on. Well, actually it's not that he's not allowed-he just doesn't want to because of all the criticism he got the one time he did...

Burgess: Okay! I helped draw up the plans, Laffitte!

Laffitte: Oh, very good! Show it to the group so we can go over it.

Burgess: *lays down drawing, which is the most barely comprehensible drawing the group had ever seen*

Blackbeard: Uh...I can't tell what's happening here...Like what is that big blue and gray mass???

Burgess: It's the marine ship we're raiding.

Laffitte: What's with the giant letter T on that brown square we're all standing on???

Burgess: That's the raft.

Augur: What's with the devil giraffe holding...god, I don't even want to say what it looks like...

Burgess: That's YOU holding your GUN!

Augur: Why is my neck so long???

Burgess: Necks are hard!

Doc Q: Is that amoeba riding that deformed dog supposed to be me and Stronger???

Burgess: *grabs drawing and eats it* I HATE CRITICISM!!!

Blackbeard: Maybe don't draw so badly and we won't criticize...

Laffitte: Will draw the most detailed and perfect images ever, like Da Vinci level art, and say "Honestly, I can't even draw a circle!"

Van Augur: He's a roughly okay artist, but he doesn't draw much so he doesn't mess around with improvement.

Doc Q: He can draw organs, he can draw skeletons, he can draw muscles, he can draw any body part you can think of, but he CANNOT draw people "intact and with the skin still on them", like Blackbeard would probably say. He can draw realistic animals pretty well, though, especially horses. He can also draw cute anthropomorphic animals (Minks? Hybrid Zoans?) pretty good, which was discovered when he was asked to draw up the raid plans one time...

Doc Q: Okay, I got the plans drawn...

Laffitte: Very good! Now show them to the group.

Doc Q: *pushes drawing towards group*

The entire crew are drawn as cute anthro-animals, such as Blackbeard being a hippo, Burgess being a tiger, Augur being a hunting dog of some sort, Laffitte being a dove, and Q being a horse.

Blackbeard: Uh, why are we all Minks?

Doc Q: I can't draw humans...

Burgess: I like how I'm a tiger! It fits me!

Augur: Well, I suppose this is a step up from Burgess's drawing skills...

Burgess: Hey!

Laffitte: Aw, you drew it so CUTE, Doc! I didn't think you had this in you!

Blackbeard: Yeah, I mean, considering how you are, this is a big surprise. Makes me rethink you as a person, actually.

Doc Q: ... *grabs drawing and releases it in the wind*

Laffitte: Aw, no! Don't do that! We were praising it! Not teasing you!

Q's got a reputation he likes to keep intact. He doesn't draw in that style very often.

Shiryu of the Rain: Cannot draw and refuses to demonstrate how bad he is.

Catarina Devon: She can draw perfect images of women, but men...she's not very good at and refuses to improve. One time she was asked to draw up plans, and she drew the entire crew as women, which raised eyebrows.

Blackbeard: Did you seriously have to draw us like this?

Devon: I can't draw male bodies well.

Blackbeard: Okay, I guess that's fair. Which one of us is supposed to be this lady here? Cause, damn! You made her the most hideous!

Devon: That's you.

Blackbeard: *starts to fume*

Augur: Why are Laffitte, Doc and I drawn so...beautifully?

Devon: Eh, you're the most attractive boys out of the crew, so I tried to match that.

Laffitte: Ohhohoho! Thank you!

Doc Q: You think I'M attractive?! *coughs up blood*

Augur: ...Okay.

Blackbeard: *fumes more*

Avalo Pizarro: He draws in a surprisingly cute style, maybe something close to chibi or cutesy-western cartoon style? But he gives everyone cat ears for some reason.

Vasco Shot: He's not the best artist, but he's a LOT better than the crew expects. He claims he draws best when he's really drunk.

Sanjuan Wolf: His drawing style is pretty simplistic, like stick-figure type art. What he draws is pretty comprehensive though, since he usually adds a detail to signify which figure is who, like a top hat for Laffitte, a scythe for Doc Q, or a sword and cigar for Shiryu. He can only draw in the sand or dirt due to lack of giant paper, though.

[px-0]

grown ass man.

[sinnamonbun-in-purgatory]

Think of this as part two of this... Since Dove can manipulate blood and body parts, I think everyone would want something out of it

[rebouks]

Previous // Next

[Tristen paced frustratedly as he waited for Vicky to return his calls, texts-.. anything; she should be here by now] Sam: Hey, dude. [Sam was met with a blank stare] Sam: You doing okay? [Tristen didn’t know what to say, he wanted to give Sam a piece of his mind, but he didn’t usually like confrontation] Sam: Triss? Tristen: [snorts] You’re an asshole. [That was it now.. once he started, he couldn’t stop; it didn’t help that he was already feeling jittery and anxious. He might’ve felt bad for taking it out on Sam, though maybe he deserved it] Tristen: Why the fuck would you leave her now..? She’s about to have a baby! Sam: I don’t know what she told you, but it was a mutual split-.. no hard feelings. Tristen: That’s beside the point! You could’ve stuck around a while at leas-… Sam: [scoffs] Like that’d fly, we both know how independent she is. Tristen: I don’t think you know her as well as you think you do. Sam: Look, it’s not exactly your busin-… Tristen: Maybe not, but you’re still a shitty partner. [Sam squinted at Tristen, whom he had quite liked up until this point] Sam: You wanna talk about shitty partners-.. how bout we talk about you n’ Vic? [Tristen faltered, instantly losing his nerve] Sam: No? [Turning his back on Sam, Tristen made a hasty retreat. He didn’t want to talk about that] Tristen: Whatever, man. [Sam didn’t like to be cruel, but he didn’t particularly enjoy being berated by someone who barely knew him either] Sam: Yeah, walk away when it’s about you-.. stay outta my business, pal.

[danwhobrowses]

One Piece Chapter 1126 - Initial Thoughts

Okay, this time it feels like Elbaf is beginning

We had one last caveat involving the WG and the news fallout which we will probably get a bit more of here, but Elbaf feels like it's about to enter its full and gigantic swing.

So then, let's not waste time on it shall we?

Spoilers for the Chapter, Support the Official Release too!

Yamato's latest side quest is apparently missing soba stand women

We start the chapter with the giants, explaining to Luffy while eating how they all met up

Oimo and Kashii went to Little Garden themselves, finding Dorry and Brogy fighting hand to hand because their weapons broke

They convinced them to leave the island, so they can return to Elbaf to get new weapons

Nami shows exasperation that they still intend to resume their century-old battle to the death, but Usopp quickly defends them

Unusual for Sanji to be complimenting booze, thought it was Zoro before I saw where the speech bubble went

The booze called Absinthe is strong but can cause hallucinations, so basically normal absinthe

The party rages on and Bonney has a moment to just sit with Kuma and be happy they achieved their goal

Oh we're going back to the Barto stuff!

After burning his flag, Shanks rolled up and beat Barto, reprimanding him for the risk he put his territory under

Barto apologizes, but it seems an example must be made

They offer Barto a poison, a deadly and painful poison to give to Luffy within the month, to be used as penance

Barto though is not that kinda guy, and simply takes the poison in his teeth and downs it

He refuses to involve Luffy in his mistakes, even if it was in the name of his grand fleet

Despite a dramatic goodbye to his comrades, it's of course a fake poison and Barto simply burps and hightails it out of there

Probably shouldn't have called Shanks soft though in hindsight

Before that though Papa Beck notes Shanks is grinning, which Shanks admits, appreciating Barto's loyalty to Luffy

Yasopp however has no such appreciation, a lesson had to be taught, and he shoots Barto's Going Luffy Senpai down with his rifle

I mean if Mihawk can slice ships of course Yasopp can destroy them with a shot but still, between losing the Polar Tang and Victoria Punk we need to stop destroying the boats

'It is unknown if there were survivors' - Oda c'mon man you can't kill Barto

Back at Fullalead and Pizarro is getting an earful from Blackbeard about the whole Koby escape thing

Tbf it was bad timing, seems Teach had a big plan that involved leveraging Koby, probably to keep the WG and Navy off his back while he tried to tackle the other Yonko for their Poneglyphs

Sanjuan Wolf is meanwhile trying to put Fullalead's buildings back, but his large size means he knocks over another every time he puts one back

Confirmation that Moria also escaped, meaning that Perona likely sneaked out undetected with him

Teach's small army of no-name pirates remain rallied though, he does have an army that could rival even the Cross Guild

Teach's annoyance is quelled when Aokiji notes that they captured Garp

He's alive, but Aokiji did note he was going for a killshot, old man is built different though

Teach also has Pudding on his side

Like dude, she's 16 hands to yourself

They call Lafitte who is strangely in a Navy shipping HQ

He is asked about the Revolutionaries, who confirms that their assault on the Red Port and sabotage of the bondolas is working to potentially starve the Celestial Dragons, since no food can be delivered to them

Seems like Lafitte has his own part to play though as he's told to get ready

Devon and Augur also return, demanding Pizarro pick up the ship

Caribou freaks out, like dude you've been to Wano and Egghead you've seen crazier shit than this

2 Days have passed since leaving Egghead, but something is amiss among the Straw Hats and Giants

Also the Giants' longboat is called the Great Eirik

But the Sunny is missing!

Robin wonders if it was eaten by a giant fish, which upsets Franky because that could actually be a possibility with the giant fish around them

Also kid Bonney clinging to Jinbe

Seems Luffy disappeared with the ship too

But it's Nami who is woken up, in new and naturally buxom clothing

But as she wakes she sees an unfamiliar setting

Did we just drop Nami in Legoland or something??

Well, it's not a New World arc without the crew getting split up I suppose.

Technically speaking Elbaf did start this chapter, but the primary focus seemed to be on other Yonko at the moment. It does make continuity sense for Shanks to beat Barto but sinking him did feel saddening because Barto was willing to take on all responsibility for himself by drinking the fake poison.

Blackbeard's stuff shows that he is scheming a lot, and falling upwards since losing Koby still gained him the still-alive Garp (people who thought he died did you forget what One Piece is? Garp has more to provide to the story). With Caribou coming to port too I doubt we've seen the last case of Yonko on Yonko aggression either.

But yeah, legos. Nami's outfit is kinda like her Onigashima outfit - though more furs than bondage - which is a bit disappointing, but she has a sword now! Explanation for the block house she's in are varied and wild, it's likely a devil fruit of some kind - whoever woke Nami up may be trying to entice her so it could be Prince Loki for all we know, but we also can't rule out the Absinthe either since they made a point of noting that it causes hallucinations. So far it seems all the East Blue squad and Chopper are unaccounted for, with Brook, Franky, Robin and Jinbe still here along with Bonney and Lilith, but it's still early days, we can only confirm that Luffy and Nami are classed as missing alongside the Sunny.

We will have to wait and see with this, but we are definitely starting Elbaf with curiosity.

[corarima-23]

The Blackbeard Pirates