#vasco shot

[myxineye]

blackbeard pirates for the op met gala zine 🎉

[groovycatanime]

The Blackbeard Pirates, if they ever learn what Bonney's true age is... (Spoilers for Chapter 1098)

Blackbeard, who looks like he's having a crisis: ... Burgess: ... Shiryu: ... Augur: ... Pizarro: ... Laffitte: ... Devon: ... Wolf: ... Vasco: ... Doc Q: ... Kuzan: ...You propositioned a 10-year-old. Blackbeard: I didn't KNOW she was 10 at the time! She has an age altering fruit! She was an adult woman when I caught her! If I had known, I NEVER would have said anything! I'm a villain, not a monster! Laffitte: Nobody is blaming you, Commodore. We all thought she was an adult. Augur: I suppose it's a fortunate turn of fate that you left her untouched with the Navy back then rather than just taking her. Devon: Why are you even freaked out over this? You didn't even screw her, and you're a pirate, for god's sake. I'm surprised it even bothers you. Blackbeard: A line has to be drawn somewhere for everyone, Devon. For me, it's pedophilia. Kuzan: (I guess I should be relieved Blackbeard is that much decent...) Vasco: Eh, if Bonney was in her adult form, I'd still do her. Rest of the crew: ... Shiryu: *slowly draws sword*

[cowboysanddragons23]

The Blackbeard pirates are the Straw Hat pirates, only with their redeeming qualities absent:

-Luffy and Blackbeard: Both are dreamers who wish to be the Pirate King, even if people constantly tell them the opposite and even recruited powerful crewmembers in peculiar circumstances (Luffy met them in his travels, Blackbeard recruited his core from Impel Down) eventually becoming Yonkos. But Luffy is the image of the romantic pirate, a man who fights for Justice and cares about others (and is reluctant about killing), while wanting to enjoy the journey, Blackbeard is the image of a realistic pirate, who has a more machiavellian approach towards his dreams, cares only about himself and wants to reach his destination as soon as possible (and has no qualms about killing others). Even their fruits oppose each other: Luffy has the Nika model, which embodies the light, Blackbeard has the Yami no mi, which embodies darkness.

-Zoro and Shilliew: Both were recruited under dire circumstances, while working as on a legal employment (Zoro was a Bounty Hunter, Shilliew was a guard at Impel Down), where they endured imprisonment. But where Zoro is devoted to Luffy and values the swordsman's honor, who was unfairly jailed due to opposing Helmeppo, Shilliew is a bloodlusted man who lacks honor and only folllows Blackbeard out of self-interest and was fairly jailed because he was killing prisoners at his leisure.

-Nami and Laffitte: Both of them were recruited by their captains when they were in a bad place (Nami was forced to work for Arlong, Laffitte got expelled as a cop) and are fiercely loyal towards their captains, despite their authoritanism (Nami hits Luffy when he does something stupid, Laffitte threatens to kill Pizarro if he tries to betray Blackbeard). But Nami, despite her outwardly blunt manner, she is a good person who was a victim of corrupt authorities, Laffitte, despite his charming manners, he is a cruel and ruthless man who was a corrupt authority.

-Chopper and Doc Q: Both are outwardly amicably people who are a mix of human and animal (Chopper is a raindeer who ate a Human Human fruit, Doc Q and Stranger are so compenetrated that they can be considered one person), but Chopper saves lives, Doc Q takes them.

-Sanji and Burgess: Both are martial artists (Sanji uses his kicks, Burgess his fists) who joined their respective crews. But Sanji is calm and collected, who refuses to harm others and only fights to protect, willing to disagree with Luffy if necessary, Burgess is reckless and boisterous, who has no qualms about hurting others and believes that battle lust should be indulged for it's own sake and agrees with Blackbeard with everything he does.

-Brook and Vasco Shot: Both have a connection with spirits (Brook is a skeleton, Vasco is a drinker) and have elemental powers, with Brook using ice and Vasco Shot using fire. Both also are perverts. But Brook has a sense of chivalry, Vasco lacks a sense of chivalry, even suggesting that the Blackbeard pirates should rape Hancock.

-Usopp and Van Augur: Both are the snipers of their respective crews, but Usopp despite his cowardly attitude, is actually a brave man who defies fate and genuinely cares for others, Augur, despite his outwardly brave attitude, is resigned to fate and has no compunctions of killing others.

-Robin and Devon: Both are women who were pursued by the World Government (Robin for reading Poneglyphs, Devon for killing people) and are both capable of changing their appearance (Robin can develop extra limbs, Devon can disguise herself as another person). But Robin, despite her past as a former enemy, she is loyal to her friends and was accussed of being a demon, Devon is a sadistic killer who enjoys hurting others and is demonic.

-Jinbe and Wolf: Both are people who look like monsters (Jinbe is a Gyojin, Wolf is a giant) belonging to species discriminated by the World Government. Jinbe retained his kindness and is determined and disciplined, Wolf is a shy but ruthless man who would let others do his dirty work.

[shoguns-second]

Since it's Vasco's birthday today-- my gift to him is a whole fox~ a little laddie he can find pre-prison days~

Because I love to treat him~ he deserves it 💜

[meloarto-me]

Blackbeard's Pirates x You

Something quick, because I was bored and haven't posted anything in a long time.

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I hope you enjoyed it (: Again, I apologize for the mistakes.

Box Opened <3

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Marshall D. Teach: *Eats a Cherry pie and sips it with alcohol*

You: Can I have a piece of cake?

Marshall D. Teach: No *slices of cake fall from his mouth*

You: 😩 I won't bake you any more cherry pie.

Marshall D. Teach: What!

You: Bake it yourself *stands up and walks away*

Marshall D. Teach: *Has already given you a piece, but you leave. (The sad admiral will no longer have a delicious cake from you)*

Jesus Burgerss: *taps his muscles/shows off in front of you*

You: your vein is about to burst old man

Jesus Burgers: 🙁 *sad_puppy.exe*

You: *sighs*. Come on give me a hug *spreads arms*

Jesus Burgess: *hugs you* Thank you! *happy child child.exe*

(You are in the stork's nest)

You: I want to eat...

Van Augur: Then go eat

You: No

Van Augur: *looks at you with this look on his face 😐*

You: 😩 I don't want to go down

Van Augur: I'll drop you and you'll be closer

You: 😐

Van Augur: 😉

Laffitte: *stabs you with grace*

You: Tap me again and I'll shove this stick up your ass

Laffitte: *stabs with a smile*

You: I'll KiLl you you whore!

Laffitte: *runs away screaming like a little girl*

You: *takes a kitchen knife. And you run after him*

Jesus Burgess in the background: 😬

Doc Q: *is as sick as ever and lies on the floor*

You: Are you dying?

Doc Q: Yes for many years, I was born in the wrong body

You: Whatever, more important question *you look at him* Can I take your body after death?

Doc Q: What-

You: Body, your, I will take, after, garbage?

Doc Q: ...No....

Shiryu: *smokes a cigar and wipes his sword clean*

You: Fucking smoker *whispers*

Shiryu: *looks at you* Did you say something?

You: Nooooo~~ *Innocent eyes*

Shiryu: I heard what you said

You: 😇 Well what are you addicted to and you will die, plus you are poisoning my precious air 😇

Shiryu: I'm not an addict, if I wanted to I would stop

You: Then you have a challenge, stop smoking

Shiryu: ...

Avalo Pizarro: *Playing with a cat*

You: *looks at him*

Avalo Pizarro: *starts purring like a cat*

You: I knew he was Furry *whispers*

Avalo Pizarro: *continues to play with the cat unconsciously*

You: *Takes pictures of him with the cat from hiding*

Vasco Shot: *Drinks alcohol like water*

You: *looks at him, ponders something*

Vasco Shot: *feels your gaze on him. I look at you* Topu~ Topu~ Topu~ what are you looking at me like that? *cough*

You: *folds hands in front of you*

60% of the mass of the human body is water, but in your case it's Alcohol.

Catarina Devon: *Reviews herself in the mirror*

You: *sits politely beside her*

Catrina Devon: God~ how I wish I was the most beautiful woman in the world

You: You are beautiful, the most beautiful!

Catrina Devon: *you say right away*

Catarina Devon: Oooo~ how lovely!*Hugs you to his chest*

You: *You try to breathe into her ample m breasts*

Sanjuan Wolf: *sleeps*

You: *sleeps on him*

Kuzan: *sleeps*

You: *touches him on the cheek*

Ey are you sleeping?

Kuzan: *tries to ignore you*

You: Ey don't sleep. *continues to poke him*

Kuzan: Let me sleep. *takes you in his arms and buttons you to sleep with him*

You: 😊

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[queen-of-snow000]

Made an alignment chart for the blackbeard pirates 🏴‍☠️

I love these weirdos

[badassbbpirates]

Blackbeard Pirates Art Skills Headcanons

Basically, my headcanons on what type of artists Blackbeard and his crew could be. Do what you will with this information.

Blackbeard: He's not the greatest artist, but he's not terrible either. He can do pretty good sketches of people, animals and objects, which he takes some pride in.

Burgess: He's about as good an artist as Luffy is, which is to say he's not very good. For this reason, he's not allowed to help draw up a raid plan for the crew to embark on. Well, actually it's not that he's not allowed-he just doesn't want to because of all the criticism he got the one time he did...

Burgess: Okay! I helped draw up the plans, Laffitte!

Laffitte: Oh, very good! Show it to the group so we can go over it.

Burgess: *lays down drawing, which is the most barely comprehensible drawing the group had ever seen*

Blackbeard: Uh...I can't tell what's happening here...Like what is that big blue and gray mass???

Burgess: It's the marine ship we're raiding.

Laffitte: What's with the giant letter T on that brown square we're all standing on???

Burgess: That's the raft.

Augur: What's with the devil giraffe holding...god, I don't even want to say what it looks like...

Burgess: That's YOU holding your GUN!

Augur: Why is my neck so long???

Burgess: Necks are hard!

Doc Q: Is that amoeba riding that deformed dog supposed to be me and Stronger???

Burgess: *grabs drawing and eats it* I HATE CRITICISM!!!

Blackbeard: Maybe don't draw so badly and we won't criticize...

Laffitte: Will draw the most detailed and perfect images ever, like Da Vinci level art, and say "Honestly, I can't even draw a circle!"

Van Augur: He's a roughly okay artist, but he doesn't draw much so he doesn't mess around with improvement.

Doc Q: He can draw organs, he can draw skeletons, he can draw muscles, he can draw any body part you can think of, but he CANNOT draw people "intact and with the skin still on them", like Blackbeard would probably say. He can draw realistic animals pretty well, though, especially horses. He can also draw cute anthropomorphic animals (Minks? Hybrid Zoans?) pretty good, which was discovered when he was asked to draw up the raid plans one time...

Doc Q: Okay, I got the plans drawn...

Laffitte: Very good! Now show them to the group.

Doc Q: *pushes drawing towards group*

The entire crew are drawn as cute anthro-animals, such as Blackbeard being a hippo, Burgess being a tiger, Augur being a hunting dog of some sort, Laffitte being a dove, and Q being a horse.

Blackbeard: Uh, why are we all Minks?

Doc Q: I can't draw humans...

Burgess: I like how I'm a tiger! It fits me!

Augur: Well, I suppose this is a step up from Burgess's drawing skills...

Burgess: Hey!

Laffitte: Aw, you drew it so CUTE, Doc! I didn't think you had this in you!

Blackbeard: Yeah, I mean, considering how you are, this is a big surprise. Makes me rethink you as a person, actually.

Doc Q: ... *grabs drawing and releases it in the wind*

Laffitte: Aw, no! Don't do that! We were praising it! Not teasing you!

Q's got a reputation he likes to keep intact. He doesn't draw in that style very often.

Shiryu of the Rain: Cannot draw and refuses to demonstrate how bad he is.

Catarina Devon: She can draw perfect images of women, but men...she's not very good at and refuses to improve. One time she was asked to draw up plans, and she drew the entire crew as women, which raised eyebrows.

Blackbeard: Did you seriously have to draw us like this?

Devon: I can't draw male bodies well.

Blackbeard: Okay, I guess that's fair. Which one of us is supposed to be this lady here? Cause, damn! You made her the most hideous!

Devon: That's you.

Blackbeard: *starts to fume*

Augur: Why are Laffitte, Doc and I drawn so...beautifully?

Devon: Eh, you're the most attractive boys out of the crew, so I tried to match that.

Laffitte: Ohhohoho! Thank you!

Doc Q: You think I'M attractive?! *coughs up blood*

Augur: ...Okay.

Blackbeard: *fumes more*

Avalo Pizarro: He draws in a surprisingly cute style, maybe something close to chibi or cutesy-western cartoon style? But he gives everyone cat ears for some reason.

Vasco Shot: He's not the best artist, but he's a LOT better than the crew expects. He claims he draws best when he's really drunk.

Sanjuan Wolf: His drawing style is pretty simplistic, like stick-figure type art. What he draws is pretty comprehensive though, since he usually adds a detail to signify which figure is who, like a top hat for Laffitte, a scythe for Doc Q, or a sword and cigar for Shiryu. He can only draw in the sand or dirt due to lack of giant paper, though.

[panicawa]

Hpbd Legend

[corarima-23]

The Blackbeard Pirates

[kxizoku-ou]

Hybrid Au — Blackbeard Pirates

Ah, hybrid headcanons... the thing I do in every fandom I write for, sooner or later. >3> I'd addressed the topic much more briefly here, but this is the first fully-written hybrid info post on this blog! I spent literal days researching these/typing them out, so I hope y'all enjoy the weird-ish xeno as much as I did... :`D

This character group is up first since they've been stuck in my brain for WEEKS now, and I expect there will be more to come soon! And ofc, requests/questions for this Au are very much encouraged!

((Warning for slight nsfw— specifically, discussion of hybrid genitalia in a biological/medical perspective.))

. . .

Marshall D. Teach — Hippopotamus 

Physical 

Small, rounded ears covered in a thin, sparse layer of fur. Highly mobile (can fold back almost flat to his skull) and tend to move or flick along with strong emotions. 

Short, thick tail with a flat-ish shape and a tuft of fur at the end. Small enough on him that it can easily go unnoticed.

Tusk-like teeth that are more widely spaced (especially in front) than a normal human’s. The upper and lower canines poke out a bit even when his mouth is closed. Special muscle structure allows his jaw to open disturbingly wide. 

Built thick and solid, with dense bones and more muscle than his pudgy-looking shape suggests.

Sheathed penis that stays almost entirely retracted when not erect. Testicles are closer to the body/less visible than on a normal human.

Behavioral

Naturally territorial, especially toward other males. Can turn aggressive with very little warning when what’s “his” is threatened.

Territorial tendencies lessen if he feels subordinate to someone else; a (often subconscious) hierarchy of dominance influences his behavior. Kneeling is an instinctive gesture of submission.

Keen sense of smell. Strong mental association between scents and the people, places, etc. that are connected to them. 

Plays into his species’ highly misleading reputation of being cute/silly, both so that people are more likely to underestimate him, and (less openly admitted) because he likes the attention. 

A sizable portion of his time is spent “resting”— unmoving, eyes closed, and lost in thought. This state is easily mistaken for proper sleep, but he’s still nowhere near unaware or slow to react.

Jesus Burgess — Giant River Otter 

Physical 

Long, sturdy tail covered in a layer of silky-textured brown fur. The tail itself is solid and powerful, and the fur on it, which looks darker when wet, is dense enough to be nearly waterproof.

Stronger teeth than a normal human, as well as a powerful jaw. Nails are sharp and claw-like, and his hands and feet are partially webbed.

Highly sensitive whiskers around his chin and nose. Different than normal human facial hair, they’re meant for gathering sensory input while underwater.

Capable of a wide variety of inhuman vocalizations, ranging from growls to whines. Most of them are instinctive (and somewhat involuntary), and he usually has little idea what the sounds mean.

Partially sheathed penis that emerges when erect. Close contact and roughhousing tend to get him excited... and his self-control only gets worse when he’s distracted by lust. 

Behavioral

Strong hunting instincts; he’s programmed to hunt, and a lack of entertainment quickly leads to aggression. High energy, and gets dangerously agitated when confined for too long. 

Matching the need to hunt, he’s excitable— when something gets him worked up, his self-control plummets. 

Naturally social, with an instinctive need for a hierarchy. While he’s prone to vying for dominance, if someone establishes themself as the leader, he’s surprisingly cooperative. Isolation and a lack of companionship do terrible things to his mental state. 

Prefers having a “den” to himself, and can be picky/territorial about the space he considers his own. The notable exception to this is for people he’s close to; if anything, he’d rather have them close.

When he does get attached to someone, he forms strong, long-lasting bonds. Within these bonds, he’s intensely loyal and annoyingly clingy.

Van Augur — Spectral Bat

Physical 

Delicate, leathery wings, covered in a fine layer of reddish-brown fur, emerge from his shoulder blades. The thumbs at their upper tips have a recurved claw, and the membrane of skin between the fingers heals quickly if injured or torn. 

The wings are big enough to support short bursts of flight, but that same size puts a strain on his back and shoulders. Prone to aching muscles because of this.

Large, rounded ears that look similarly delicate to his wing membranes. They protrude forward and away from his head at a cute slightly awkward-looking angle. 

Sharp teeth with notably oversized canines. Even the molars farther back have sharper edges than human teeth should.

Penis is somewhat tapered (broader near the base, narrowing toward the tip) and has a flatter, less-defined head than a normal human’s. 

Behavioral

Prefers small, dark, enclosed spaces for sleeping in, to the point where feeling too exposed can make it impossible to sleep at all. 

Naturally nocturnal. Though he can force himself to keep a more daytime-based schedule when it’s needed, he’s nowhere near as alert or quick to react as he is after the sun is down.  

Capable of accurate echolocation through low-frequency sounds that normal humans are unable to hear. His vision is good enough that he doesn’t have to rely on it too often, but the skill comes in handy when there’s not enough light to see normally.

Though typically introverted and reserved, when he does get attached to someone, the bond runs deep. 

Usually keeps his wings tucked close to his body when not using them, both to keep them out of the way and as a sort of self-comfort. Also sleeps with his wings folded around himself.

Laffitte — Barn Owl 

Physical 

Has large, feathered wings with an impressive wingspan. The wing feathers are mostly white (or at least, a very light gray-brown), but marked with dark speckles and bands of pale gray.

More patches of feathers are scattered around his back (especially near the base of his wings), neck, and shoulders. 

Can make a variety of inhuman noises, ranging from a rather eerie-sounding screech to a cute, purr-like trill that he claims is a show of contentment. The sounds come out more frequently (and with greater variety) around people he’s attached to.

Extremely keen senses, especially sight and hearing. He’s sensitive to loud noises, and acutely aware of every movement around him. 

Cloaca instead of external penis and testicles, with a small bump near the upper edge that resembles a glans in appearance and sensitivity.

Behavioral

Naturally nocturnal, but can adapt to a daytime-based schedule if the need arises. He’s still functional like that, just not quite as alert. 

Molting makes him short-tempered and dangerously irritable. Between the danger that poses to others and his overall discomfort/dislike of being seen with patchy, unkept feathers, he’ll isolate himself as much as possible during the worst of the process. 

Though not particularly territorial towards others, he has an acute sense of what area is “his”, and a detailed mental map of that space.

Has a slight nesting habit, though he’ll usually suppress the urge unless his living situation is particularly secure. Enjoys snug, enclosed sleeping places that feel hidden from any passerby. 

Can be somewhat anxious about food supply; slight hoarding tendencies start when he’s particularly stressed. Prone to offering food as a gesture of affection to people he’s fond of. 

Doc Q — Sorraia Horse

Physical 

Small, tapered oval-shaped ears with fur that’s a dull shade of gray-brown. They’re positioned higher on his head than human ears would be and have a wide range of motion.

“Mane” of hair trailing from his nape down to around his shoulder blades. Most of it is the same pale blond as the rest of his hair, but the hue gets darker as it gets farther from his head. 

Long, thin tail that falls to a bit above his knees; the coarse hair that covers it nearly touches the ground when he’s standing, and is the same shade as the fur on his ears and mane.

His digestive system (suited only to small, spread-out meals) is unfortunately delicate. 

Partially sheathed penis that’s surprisingly large for his narrow build. Due to the amount of redirected blood, erections make him dizzy.

Behavioral

Perceptive and easy to startle, though his outwardly laid-back demeanor can somewhat conceal it. 

A prey animal at heart, he prefers to avoid unnecessary conflicts. He’d rather leave things up to luck and spare himself the stress... especially because said stress has highly unpleasant effects on his health. 

Between his perpetual sickness and his body’s finicky dietary needs, he struggles to maintain much body weight. 

Feels more comfortable with a “herd” to stick close to, and suffers psychologically if he’s on his own for too long. Isolation is instinctively anxiety-inducing, even when there’s a rational cause. 

Prone to nervous habits, like nail biting, pacing, and picking at clothing seams. They get more frequent (and more self-damaging) when he’s especially bored, stressed, or physically uncomfortable. 

Shiryuu — Doberman Pinscher

Physical 

Triangular, black-furred ears that stand upright (cropped many, many years ago). The fur on their insides is a lighter, brighter shade of brown, and they tend to be sore from hours spent squashed down under his ever-present hat. 

Short, thick nub of a tail (docked at the same time his ears were cropped), usually hidden under thick layers of clothing.

Stronger, sharper teeth and nails than a human. Those teeth come with a strong jaw and powerful bite force; impressive enough to have led to the occasional muzzling for “safety”. 

Thicker, coarser body hair than a normal human, especially around his lower limbs and the base of his tail. 

Sheathed penis that emerges fully when aroused. The part that’s exposed only when erect is vivid, flushed red, and a knot swells low on the shaft during/after ejaculation.

Behavioral

Needs purpose, rules, and routine to function properly. When he’s bored and unoccupied for too long, all the pent-up mental energy starts slipping out in unpleasant ways (for example, violence). 

Having something to chew on serves as a sort of self-comfort; his cigar is an acceptably dignified way to satisfy that urge. 

Wary of unfamiliar people and places to an intensity that borders on paranoia. Too much time caged in isolation left his natural guard-dog tendencies with no other outlet.

Easily trainable, in the sense that once he forms a habit, it sticks. His famously bloodthirsty behavior is one such result.

When he’s attached to someone, he can be surprisingly clingy. His loyalty is hard-earned, but an instinctive protective streak will eventually start to surface.  

Catarina Devon — Spotted Hyena

Physical 

Small, rounded ears that sit higher on her head than a normal human’s would. The fur on them is short, fluffy, and a light shade of sandy brown, with a surprisingly coarse texture. 

Short, fluffy tail covered in matching sandy fur that darkens dramatically near the tip. 

Claw-like (though relatively blunt) nails and sharp, durable teeth with pronounced canines and a powerful jaw behind them. Enough bite force to crack bone with relative ease. 

Functions best on a meat-based diet. Although she can digest even bones with no ill effects, she finds such “scraps” beneath her. 

Clitoris is enlarged to a psuedophallus, which becomes erect with arousal. There are small, rough spines around its tip.

Behavioral

Inclined to a hierarchy-based perception of social relationships, and is dramatically more aggressive toward those who she views as submissive to her in that sense. 

Highly territorial, both over space and possessions. Can easily get violent over perceived territory offenses.

Denning tendencies; her sleeping space is of great personal importance, and she’ll go out of her way to make sure it’s safe and comfortable. Somewhat prone to hiding/hoarding food in her room as well, most frequently when she’s stressed. 

The posture of her ears and tail indicates emotion— for example, flattened ears and a tucked-in tail show fear. 

Though she tries to keep the sounds contained, inhuman vocalizations slip out from time to time. These can range from growls, yips, and whines to the famous hyena “laughter”. 

Avalo Pizarro — Pallas Cat

Physical 

Small, pointed ears covered in fluffy fur. The fur is blueish gray on the backsides, with a darker-colored rim, and white in front/inside. 

Long, thick tail with a dense, plush layer of fur; most of it is the same blueish gray as his ears, save for a black tip, a few rings of black above that, and some sparse, scattered flecks of white. This fur is incredibly thick and serves as excellent insulation against cold. 

Thicker, more visible body hair than a normal human, with notable patches on his chest, stomach, lower limbs, and along his spine near the base of his tail. 

Sharp, pointed teeth with prominent canines (both upper and lower). Claw-like nails that grow in a slight recurved hook. 

Penis has short, dull-ish spines most highly concentrated around and just below the glans. The spines are sensitive to pressure. 

Behavioral

Naturally solitary, and prone to territorial impulses. This preference is only overlooked for the sake of (properly worshipful) attention from others... and even then, his moods can be fickle. 

Spends a lot of time napping, with energy levels that peak around dawn and dusk. Notably more awake and alert at night. 

His fur requires a lot of time and effort to maintain. The fur on his tail (where it’s thickest) is the most high-maintenance, and he’s quite particular about keeping it groomed. He’ll often pester others to do the work of brushing it for him. 

Can purr, but doesn’t do it often. The sound only comes out when he’s feeling particularly relaxed, safe, and/or content. 

Denning tendencies; needs somewhere familiar and safe to hide away and sleep. Despite his massively fluffy, cold-resistant fur, he’ll hoard bedding just for extra comfort. 

Vasco Shot — Red Wattle Hog

Physical 

Floppy, triangular-shaped ears covered in a fine layer of reddish, russet-brown fur. Both ears have a number of notches along their edges, and slight scarring along some of those old tears.

Short, curl-shaped tail with matching russet fur and a thicker, darker tuft of hair at the end. There’s some visible scarring along the length of it, and the curl has grown slightly crooked. 

Two small “wattles” of skin just below his jaw, with one on each side. They also grow fur, but less than his ears or tail. 

His lower canines are long enough to poke out even when his mouth is closed. They grow slowly, but continuously, and need to be worn down to prevent their length from becoming unmanageable.

Penis has a slight curved shape, a tapered tip with a less defined glans, and a small, semi-functional sheath around the base.

Behavioral

Highly social, with a reliance on scent and physical closeness to stay emotionally stable. Isolation does terrible things to his mental state, and he gets lonely easily.

Not particularly territorial (or at least, not naturally). Gets more aggressive toward others when living conditions are poor. When he’s comfortable and not anticipating sudden threats, a lot of his usual violent behavior vanishes. 

Easily bored, and prone to impulsive, destructive choices when it gets bad enough. Having something in his mouth to mess with (whether food or the rim of a booze bottle) is a favored solution.

Inhuman vocalizations are common, especially short, oinking grunts that can indicate a surprisingly wide variety of meanings.

When he’s especially relaxed around someone, lightly bumping his nose against them is an instinctive show of affection.

Sanjuan Wolf — Burmese Python

Physical 

Snake tail in addition to human legs. The tail is long (nearly his total height over again), thick, and strong; its scales are tan, with a pattern of darker reddish-brown blotches outlined in cream.

Scattered patches of scales across his body. The largest one starts at the base of his tail, spreading upward to cover his groin and most of his lower back. Other notable patches include ones on his throat, stomach, shoulders, and upper limbs. 

The scales along the anterior body side, joints, and inner legs/arms are lighter-colored and softer than the main patterned ones.

Slightly forked tongue and sharp teeth, with prominent, fang-like canines. Fangs lack venom. 

Two-part hemipenes that emerge from a horizontal slit low on his pelvis when aroused. No external/visible testicles.

Behavioral

Despite his massive size and the strength that comes with it, he’s generally docile (nearly timid, even) unless provoked, and easygoing enough not to mind being handled or ordered around.

Cold-blooded, and drawn to heat because of it. His sheer size helps keep him warm to some degree, however. 

His tail often tries to wrap around nearby objects. It’s a subconscious reflex (and something of a self-soothing method) that gets harder to control when he’s distressed.

His scales (both the ones on his tail and in patches elsewhere) shed from time to time, and the process isn’t pleasant. Without enough humidity and suitable surfaces to rub the scales against, he’ll spend a few days in miserable discomfort trying to get the shed off. 

Poor eyesight, but acute sense of smell and heat make up for it. Aware of even much smaller living things due to the warmth they emit.

[mugiwara-lucy]

Smh Coby's the only one who knows how to keep his dick in his pants.

[sinnamonbun-in-purgatory]

Think of this as part two of this... Since Dove can manipulate blood and body parts, I think everyone would want something out of it

[blueberry8278]

IMMSCREAMING I FOUND THIS SHIT ON TWITTER😭😭

[groovycatanime]

Modern AU: Kuzan fell asleep with his webcam on in Discord without telling anyone, just to see what would happen...

Kuzan: *is asleep on a couch in front of the webcam. Blackbeard: What the fuck??? Wait... Laffitte: Why is Kuzan doing this? Burgess: I don't know! Doc Q: Did he say anything to you? Shiryu: God, look at-look at that fuck. Shot: Call a Pizza Hut to his house. Order him a pizza. Laffitte: Wait, does anyone know his-I know his address. Pizarro: Stay still if you want Dominos, turn around if you want Pizza Hut! Devon: *starts laughing* Doc Q: I hate National Geographic. Augur: I just wanted to drop in and see Kuzan dead. Burgess: Who sleeps with the fucking lights on??? Kuzan: *starts moving* Devon: Oh my god, he's twerking! Blackbeard: Oh my god, he's moving! Wolf: Is something happening??? Laffitte: He's hatching! Shot: He's moving! Burgess: Is he awake?! Kuzan: *stops moving and is still asleep* Burgess: Aww... Doc Q: Aw Pizarro: Aw man! Devon: Let's use our minds to move the couch so we can make him fall. Burgess: *acting like he's trying to use his mind* Bzzzz! Wolf: *doing the same thing* Pshoooo! Blackbeard: We've been here for two hours, just sitting here... Kuzan: *wakes up* Burgess: *gasps* Pizarro: OOOH! Laffitte: *claps giddily* Doc Q: *wheezes a laugh* Shiryu: You piece of-*leaves chat* *others follow suit* Kuzan: *laughs*

[venomroad]

[hexes-t-rexes]

They're at a restaurant

@pterosaurparty