#Attila Till

[szepkerekkocka]

@amtitkosvergodese

[ozdeg]

[avid-adoxography]

I will turn this into an interrogation. Who is that buckethead man and why do you love him, what made you go "oh, oh this one is getting in the lil f/o basket with the others" 🔫👀

What can I say, Bill Schwab literally woke up one day and went "What if I made the perfect man to ever exist" and on god he fucking delivered, he really did!!! 😳🫣😍😩🥴🥵

I mean. Look at him?? IDEAL MAN right here!!! 👇

He's built like a brick house yet him soft! He's a criminal but he's got a dream! His arms are made for crushing skulls and yet he bakes! He's got this gravelly intimidating voice but he still sings to his bimberry patch so they grow better! He walks around in BDSM gear* yet he's a shy af himbo scrimblo!!

Girl I can't, I'm‼️⛔💥 *crumples up and dies*

*: according to the art book and as shown in early designs, he was supposed to be shirtless and have his titties out, but they eventually gave him (and a lot of other characters too) a shirt to be child friendly. And I goT FUCKIGN ROBBED THAT'S WHAT I GOT GRRR BARK BARK SNARL BITE BITE BITE

[phoebepheebsphibs]

I know you’re waiting till after your done reading but I’m curious

What chapter are you on?

Are you enjoying prodigy?

Is it memeable?

I believe I am on chapter 20, though I might have to re-read the previous one to recall what’s happening

I like the whole Mikey-raised-by-abusive-Draxum plot, it’s different from most where he ends up reforming him. I also love the additions of all the TMNT characters like Bebop and Rocksteady. Klunk’s relationship with Attila is also adorable.

And everything is meme-able if you try hard enough!

[c-h-stevens]

So... I got banned from Patreon. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Which is exactly what I expected to happen at some point, but right now it's pretty ridiculous. Apparently I crossed a line by not having my characters looking into the camera and saying "I totally consent to this sex act, btw". Even though there was nothing non-consensual in the chapters I'd posted. (But that's a discussion for another time.)

(If you're wondering why I published there if I expected to get banned eventually: it was a stopgap measure till my SubStar profile got approved. I genuinely didn't think I was breaking the rules yet, though I wasn't at all surprised when they arbitrarily decided I was, because they do that a lot lately.)

Anyway, I was thinking maybe some people here don't know Patreon goes for the scorched earth approach. I didn't even get a warning before they wiped out my entire account. It wasn't a problem because I keep everything double-backed up, but it's shitty not to give someone a heads-up to let them make changes if they so choose. Just in principle, y'know? The way they handled this you'd think I was distributing revenge porn or something equally fucked up, not fiction about made-up characters who can't be hurt.

Based on comments I've seen around, they have a moderator called Kris who is in charge of deleting beastiality (people say in the practice this includes furry stuff, though the rules say it's allowed) and incest. The person I got is Dawn, who seems to oversee the deletion of rape/sex under the influence/anything where the characters don't exchange signed consent forms before sex.

Anyway, I guess it's possible to see a scene from the stuff I'd posted as some kind of CNC kink (which is disallowed by the rules though that literally means consensual non-consent, meaning it's roleplay) but they didn't even bother explaining what part, or post even, was objectionable. They just send me a canned email after going Attila the Hun on my entire Patreon.

It's also possible they're using an AI to flag stuff, like Wattpad is doing now. I'm absolutely against making alarmist posts, but if you have art or writing with explicit sex up at Patreon, there's non-zero possibilities of getting banned without warning. You can of course appeal but I have no idea of how hard or convoluted that could be in the practice, because I'm not even remotely going to bother.

My real problem, though, is my SubscribeStar profile hasn't been approved. It's been nearly a month! I understand why they're so swamped, as they seem to be the only website that accepts most stuff. But then I poked around and found people reporting they've been waiting for approval for literal years, and I honestly don't know what to do anymore. I really need some extra money, but the only websites that'll let me in find my writing unacceptable. Fuck.

[bdpst24]

Till Attila a házigazdája az őrült járgányok versenyének

Till Attila a házigazdája az őrült járgányok versenyének

Sufnituning autók veszik be a Tabánt június végén Már csak két hét van hátra a június 30-i Red Bull Ládaderbi eseményéig, amely tizenhat év után látogat újra Magyarországra. A versenyen motor nélküli, kézzel készített járművekkel gurulnak le a jelentkezők a Tabán dombján, ám nem feltétlenül a leggyorsabb győzedelmeskedhet. Az öt fős zsűri a kocsik kreativitását és a csapat showműsorát is…

[bredforloyalty]

gave till attila decaf espresso and a bottle of water today

[petrany]

Nagyon jó, hogy Mr. nem fekete-fehér a viszonyom a TV2-vel, hanem épp olyan színű, amilyen bankjegyekkel fizetni óhajt a NER, vagyis Till Attila most a MOHU reklámjában köszön vissza. Gundel Takács Gábor sehol sincs, aki pedig a MOHU-t reklámozza, az töltsön tíz percet minden nap a Blaha Lujza téri Lidl két automatája előtt. Napi tíz perc, de heti ötször. Köszönöm!

[lit-crits]

(2022) The Bell Jar, Sylvia Plath (Illustrated Edition by Beya Rebai). 28/08/2024 - 01/09/2024

First time reading? Yes

Rating: 9/10

Favourite quote: "I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story. From the tip of every branch, like a fat purple fig, a wonderful future beckoned and winked. One fig was a husband and a happy home and children, and another fig was a famous poet and another fig was a brilliant professor, and another fig was Ee Gee, the amazing editor, and another fig was Europe and Africa and South America, and another fig was Constantin and Socrates and Attila and a pack of other lovers with queer names and offbeat professions, and another fig was an Olympic lady crew champion, and beyond and above these figs were many more figs I couldn't quite make out. I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn't make up my mind which of the figs I would choose. I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and, as I sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black, and, one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet."

Gift from my boyfriend! Been on my reading list for AGES and this edition is sooooooo pretty. I loved this book and will definitely be reading it again. The fig tree analogy is my favourite thing about this book, so many things can be taken from it and the whole thing is beautifully written. Esther is such a good character (loads of discussions I've read online say she is a badly written character but I don't see it), she is immediately morbid right off the bat which sets her up as different to the rest of the women she lives and works with. She sees how hypocritical societal standards for women are, how she has to remain a virgin till marriage but Buddy (her boyfriend/fiancé to be?) can have sex with other women with little consequence. Sex is a key theme in the book which I didn't really expect, I think it was really interesting that when Esther gets on birth control (due to her supportive female psychiatrist, Dr Nolan - a lot to say about her) and does finally have sex (not with Buddy) she literally haemorrhages and has to go to hospital - this bit is never really fully explained by Plath. She bleeds a LOT directly after sex and then the doctor in the hospital says she is one of a kind and winks at her when he is examining her - I did not get what this meant and I can't find any answers online either? Either way it is INTERESTING that when she finally gets to have sex it is bloody and destructive. Back to Dr Nolan, she was obviously written to be the shining example of what Esther wants to be: an independent, professional woman. Nolan actively helps Esther become more independent by helping her get on birth control which gives her the sexual freedom she has always envied men for. Nolan is arguably the key reason Esther even gets better at the asylum, she is a progressive woman who supports Esther's way of thinking and she convinces Esther to try shock therapy again (after it was done incorrectly by a male doctor previously). Nolan is there right at the end of the book too, when Esther is about to go in for her review with the board of doctors, to help guide her back into society. The bit with Joan being heavily implied to be a lesbian went right over my head, had to go back and re-read that bit once I saw that analysis online. I had just read it as Joan was a mirror of Esther, and what she would have become if she hadn't gotten better which I still do think, but Joan was quite obviously crushing on Esther. I really really really did not expect Esther to make an assumed full recovery from her mental illnesses, I had presumed she was going to kill herself and that would be the end of the book. My one complaint is that Esther's descent into becoming mentally unwell seemed really quick to me, which I guess is how it can actually be in real life, like one chapter she was feeling a bit disconnected and emotionless then the next she was self-harming and planning her suicide. Overall, great book that I really recommend!

[partyanimalshu]

Száguldó kórházi ágy és bajnok iglu!

Íme a Red Bull Ládaderbi legjobbjai 16 év után tért vissza Budapestre a Red Bull Ládaderbi, vasárnap több mint húszezren voltak kíváncsiak az őrült fazonok és a saját meghajtású, sufnituning kocsik versenyére. Mutatjuk a legjobb pillanatokat. Június 30-án öt fős zsűri értékelte a produkciókat és a versenyzők teljesítményét. A döntnökök csapatában Dobos Evelin színésznő és Tótka Sándor olimpikon kajakozó mellett Kajdi Csaba, Stana Alexandra és Szujó Zoltán is helyet kapott. Pontot ért a járgány esztétikuma, a futam előtt előadott produkció és az is, hogy a járgány mennyi idő alatt gurult végig a Tabán lejtőjén kialakított versenypályán. Az első helyezett a purman team lett, akik egy igluval száguldottak végig a pályán. A második, és egyben a távot a leggyorsabban teljesítő csapat a Papírkutyák voltak, harmadik helyen végzett a TeamEmergencyRacing egy kórházi ágyból kialakított kocsival. „Érdekes volt, hogy ahány zsűritag, annyi vélemény hangzott el, mindenki mást értékelt. Számomra egyébként szokatlan, hogy most én ülhettem a zsűriszékben, de óriási élményként fogok emlékezni rá. Kifejezetten élveztem a kreatív feladatokat pontozni, emellett számomra a performansz és a koreográfia volt a mérvadó” – árulta el az esemény kapcsán Stana Alexandra. Szujó Zoltánt is magával ragadta a versenyszellem, és elárulta, bizonyos értelemben az összes komoly autóversennyel azért hasonlítható össze a Ládaderbi – nyilván a helyén kezelve –, mert mégiscsak egy adott, mindenkire vonatkozó szabályrendszerből kell kihozni a legtöbbet, és a legjobb nyer. „Volt ilyen és olyan meglepetés is. Volt olyan járgány, amiről nem gondoltam volna, hogy eljut az első kanyarig, és aztán egészen szépen ment. Nagyon érdekes volt egyébként a súlypontoknak a kialakítása – hogy voltak magas építmények, ugyanakkor nagyon alacsony volt a súlypont. Ami azért ebben a versenyzési formában előny. És voltak olyanok, amelyektől egy picit többet vártam volna, mert olyan műszaki dolgok voltak a kasztni alatt, ami talán picit többre lett volna hivatott” – tette hozzá Szujó. A hangulatért Till Attila mellett Matthesz Flóra és Farkas Gergely társműsorvezetők feleltek, de a versenyt élőben is lehetett nézni a TikTokon, a kortárs magyar rap egyik legizgalmasabb arca, Lil Frakk közvetítette az eseményeket. Read the full article

[avid-adoxography]

Hi! It's me, the Tangled anon again! 💫, 💋 and 🛡️ for Attila please?

Oh, hello there! It's so nice to see you agai- *notices the emoji choices*

GET OUT. LEAVE. B EG O N E!! /j

Anyway. Get answered idiot (affectionate)

💫: Are either of you ticklish? If so, where?

I sure ain't! (<- lying and he knows. but won't tell. OR ELSE)

Attila however... He's a walking ticklish spot, basically, with the killer hits being his lower ribs, his palms and his love handles <3ccc (<- drooling at the mere thought. who said that)

💋: Where are your favorite places to kiss your f/o/where are their favorite places to kiss you?

Well, no secret here: I'm a chest, tummy and biceps kisser when it comes to smooch my soft baker. Oh! Oh! His knuckles and wrists too, but I first need at least 5 to 10 business days minutes to convince him to drop the oven mitts and let me see his wonderful hands <;3c

Attila is more of a shoulders and nape guy. Thighs too, but only when we're both in the mood, if you get my hint >;3c

🛡: Who’s the more protective one?

I hate to admit it, but that would be my big fat ass adsfdghfjg

I'm the one who keeps a hand on the small of his back at all times, ready to defend him when someone says something only slightly criticizing about him, because no one knows his real struggle. And I'm the one getting absolutely furious when someone takes advantage of Attila's weaknesses, but only stepping in when he can't handle it anymore and then comforting him as soon as we're alone.

I know he's a big guy who can handle himself, but at the same time I know he's also very sensitive and prone to second guessing himself, so I just. Idk man, I go into pitbull mode and that's about that ahkdjas

Basic ass selfship asks

[infernal-general]

War was all she had known. Born, raised, lived in one that simply seemed eternal. Instead of learning etiquette worthy of her rank, Countess, Rozália fenced, made bows and arrows, rode horses at alarming speed. She was educated regarding warfare and politics, no room for pretty flowers or embroidery. Her upringing laid in her roots: Véghváry; meaning 'from the border fortress'. Her family history stretched back to King Matthias' rule, many great, loyal, talented fighters, tacticians, leaders, advisors were born from this blood and served brilliantly to such levels it caught the eye of the King and the bloodline was granted noble ranks along with southern territories of Hungary.

With the Ottoman expansion, land had shrunk, the fighting spirit strengthened. Women also learned how to defend themselves and even the fort if it came to it. Despite being aristocracy, arranged marriages weren't practiced, even same sex couples tolerated. They were waging a war, how could've they prohibited who to love in this short life? Even if it was the handsome warrior or the daughter of the maid instead of a noble lady. They faced and conquered fear every day, with every breath, one should find safety instead of dread in family, no matter who they fell in love with. Regarding finances, it all went to repairs, salaries, ammunition, to the poorer families and serfs. They dressed as soldiers instead of aristocrats, only a few items they considered luxury to have.

Rozália was born in 1531 to an Italian aristocrat mother Lorella and Count Attila Véghváry, five years after the catastrophic Battle of Mohács. The damage was immeasurable and a permanent turning point of the country; the chain of southern forts protecting the border had fallen. The remaining had to relocate to northern strongholds to avoid a complete wipeout after two centuries of holding the opposing force back. Countess Rozália Bianka Véghváry grew up in a crumbling, tearing country with both parents determined to teach her all skills necessary to survive, perhaps even follow her father's footsteps as Lorella couldn't bear more children.

She was a fast, eager learner, wanting to reach the heights of the heroic tales she was told, to truly earn the weight of the looks she was regarded with. The heir. The only one and all eyes were watching. War was in her veins, to such prominence that she was the one to warn Attila they should prepare for a raid more effectively or relocate again entirely. She was only a child and scared, of course her concerns were brushed off, Attila knew better. Or so he thought until his daughter's prophecy manifested on a moonless night. Chaos, senseless bloodshed, women, children screaming until they couldn't anymore. Suffering heavy losses, Attila could barely escape with his daughter whom he had dragged away from an Ottoman corpse; her first kill. His wife laid lifeless among the debris, torture evident.

Nobody knew what the ten year old Rozália saw happen with her mom. The relationship with her father was fundamentally changed, she never forgave him for Lorella's death. For putting his pride first, for not listening to her. She grew bitter, resentful, only acknowledging him as if he was her superior instead of father. They relocated to Tiszagyöngye (Pearl of Tisza), a fort near Eger, right next to the unpredictable Tisza river. Rozália trained harder, pushed her limits till she almost collapsed from exhaustion, spent the remaining time sharpening her intellect, fully preparing to replace her father now when the occupants eventually reach Tiszagyöngye. She knew it was only a matter of time.

She was right, again. After the unsuccessful siege of Eger, they came for Tiszagyöngye in 1553. Although the damage was almost minimal at that time, a deep infected laceration claimed Attila Véghváry's life, making Rozália the captain of the fort at the age of 22. No longer a child, perhaps she was never one, the already battle hardened young woman took the title with almost voracious thirst, eager to be rid of her incompetent father and the spineless German mercenaries paid by him. So her reign began. Brilliant strategist, master of many weapons, excellent rider, fearless, courageous, inspiring, commanding and cunning. Her merciless slaughter of Turk raiders raised attention, yet no matter who or how many was sent in her way, they all were cut down with precision. Selim Pasha requested a duel on a nearby hill upon hearing the seemingly overexaggerated prowess of one woman. A woman! When he was greeted in his language with a twirl of twin sabers was when he started to realize what he had heard was not colored but rather watered down. They fought for hours tirelessly in the afternoon sun, so long that her soldiers decided to check. Upon the unexpected reinforcement Rozália declared the duel over, showing even though they were enemies, she fought with honor as well. Selim Pasha in that moment knew she had to die. Too much talent, ambition, bloodthirst, knowledge and fairness in one person; he respected her enough to acknowledge the danger the young Fort Captain embodied.

A brutal siege with overwhelming numbers followed the next year. Rozália knew it was lost the second she assessed the powers laid out, lost unless... She gave up Tiszagyöngye. Left the fatally wounded and the most valiant within the ruined walls. From a distance she watched the Ottoman army pour into her fortress and after a few minutes explode as the remaining ignited all gunpowder within the walls, flammable debris purposely left around the only entrance creating a hellish death trap. She watched flames reach sky high, cries of agony rising with it till it was silence and white smoke from the ruins. The rebuild started immediately, all of her remaining inheritance funding it with some assistance from neighboring fortresses and lesser nobility. The reconstruction was complete by 1558, the fortress christened to Főnixvár (Phoenixfort) after with the dragon protecting it.

Location:

Layout and bastion names:

Victorum (Conquest) points towards Eger

Bellum (War) bears the most of the damage, facing straight at the occupied territory, her usual resting/lookout place

Fames (Famine) and Mors (Death) are the closest to the Tisza river prone to floods

Providentia (Providence) points towards the remaining Kingdom of Hungary

Nowadays Countess Fort Captain Rozália Véghváry when not fighting an endless war is often seen among common people, encouraging, listening, helping with matters considered trivial to her rank and status. She often patrols the border or simply taking a small break from the monumental duties placed on her, riding a blood bay coated horse, Vihar, whose fur seems to burn infernal red in the sunlight.

Timeline:

Base interactions take place after 1561 when she's past 30

Born: 1531

Buda fell in 1541 (age 10)

Ottoman raid resulting in the death of her mother & forced to retreat to Tiszagyöngye: 1545 (age 14)

1545-1553: honing, perfecting her skills and learning new ones, preparing for her fate

First Siege of Tiszagyöngye, death of her father, becoming Fort Captain: 1553 (age 22)

Duel with Selim Pasha: 1554 (age 23)

Second Siege of Tiszagyöngye, ending with her burning the fort down with the army trapped inside: 1555 (age 24)

Rebuild of Főnixvár complete in 1558 (age 27)

Verse headcanon post

[ameliadaspooky]

Man I fucking love Isengard they look so goddamn cool. Can’t wait till that lotr mod for Attila total war comes out with the campaign (I have no friends to play Attila with)

[stickalittle]

Till Attila a belét kidolgozza a propagandának, hogy a propagandaadóra csábítsa a nézőket, és olyan bolond, hogy fogalma sincs, mit művel, nem foglalkozik a poltikával, csak egy egyszerű, jóindulatú hülye, aki a tudatlanságában a propaganda kezére adja a hiszékeny embereket. Teszi ezt konok szorgalommal. És akkor az ilyen semmit nem érő, aljas propagandista patkányok, mint ez a Deák Dániel, belerúgnak. Hát, jó reggelt, kedves Attila!

[bdpst24]

Az Adom a napom 4. évadával kezdi az őszt a VIASAT3

Az Adom a napom 4. évadával kezdi az őszt a VIASAT3

Augusztus 26-tól Majka, Till Attila, Erős Antónia, Básti Juli és Kiss Ádám is Geszti Péternek adják egy-egy napjukat A VIASAT3 több saját gyártású műsorral is elstartol majd az ősszel, de mi sem lehetne tökéletesebb kezdése a szezonnak, mint a közönségkedvenc Adom a napom vadonatúj, 4. évada. Geszti Péter és ismert vendégei hétfőtől csütörtökig várják majd a nézőket. A korábbiakhoz hasonlóan a…

[gregor-samsung]

Tiszta szívvel [Kills on Wheels] (Attila Till - 2016)